An Astrological Guide for Broken Hearts (2021) s02e03 Episode Script


I managed to do it after all, hm?
I made my horoscope
by myself for the first time.
And what did it say?
That this week's going to be amazing.
So, love-wise,
I'll be faced
with an unexpected encounter.
In terms of work,
it's all very harmonious.
I'll have to commit to teamwork.
In the house of transformation, however,
it's clearly indicated that I'll have
the opportunity to heal an old wound.
In the meantime,
I can spend time with my loved ones.
Which is why I'm here with you.
Even though your head is in the clouds.
Oh, how nice! Wait a second.
- Hello.
- Oh my gosh, how cute! May I?
- Of course.
- Thanks.
May I ask you something?
Twenty each. Three for fifty.
And what's your star sign?
- Gemini.
- Gemini.
Ah, sure. Gemini.
The star sign governed
by Mercury, the god of commerce.
How about 15, guys?
- Sure.
- Okay, that's fine.
Thanks, guys.
What are you trying to prove with those?
That if you know how
to read your horoscope,
you can also find excellent bargains.
- Hey.
- What do you think? Hmm?
Tell me what's going on.
Did the stars tell you
about any bombshells?
No. Like what?
Like your best friend
being pregnant again.
Wait, what?
Having to do it all over again
with another baby
I'm not sure I can do this.
It took him months to sleep all night.
They say that every child is different.
Come on, let's eat. Ah. Mmm.
Perhaps the stars
could help you understand
what your new baby will be like.
Hey, I'm being serious.
When is the baby due?
By mid-December.
Ah, Sagittarius.
That's good.
It's the symbol of movement,
of independence, and pure instinct.
Sagittariuses are restless,
the sign of adventure.
They perceive reality
and fantasy as one sometimes.
So often that usually,
their best friend is imaginary.
Best to let them believe it.
Because they can be stubborn at times.
Excessive, impetuous,
they exaggerate things.
Always with a smile.
But don't trust them too much,
because some day,
they may pack up and suddenly go away.
Without saying goodbye.
The thing is that
unfortunately, you being a Taurus,
which is an an Earth sign,
with a Sagittarius,
you don't get along that well.
- I don't want to know that.
- But we can look into it.
And to know the positions of the planets,
I need to draw your birth chart.
At what time were you born?
Don't get too excited.
Listen, trust me. Astrology can really be
your guide to understand what to do.
Alice, I really don't need a reading.
I make decisions on my own.
All right?
I'm sorry, I
I didn't mean to upset you.
Hey, you.
Check this out. Check this out.
Look at this.
It's obvious that both our horoscopes
are not great today.
Alice, we love you, but we have to go.
Giovanni is waiting for us.
Dear birth chart,
I'm missing something here.
- Hey, hi! I think I know you, puppy.
- Hey.
Is this the surprise?
How are you? Been out shopping?
Yes. I got these, but
well, sadly
That's too bad. They were so cute.
It's all right.
Nope, this is the surprise.
Hello, Miss Bassi.
Alice, is just fine.
Um, Davide doesn't
tell me much about his job.
But it seems like you two
make an amazing team, right?
- Absolutely.
- Well, yes.
Well then,
why don't we invite Miss Bassi
Alice, I'm sorry,
to walk around with us?
We could also grab something to eat.
I actually got
got to meet Tio for lunch.
Actually, I'm already running really late.
I'm so sorry, but I really got to go.
- We'll be seeing you again soon, I hope.
- Absolutely.
Well then
Bye, Mimì.
You guys enjoy.
I'll see you at work.
- Yes.
- See you.
- Yes.
- I broke them.
- Mimì, come here.
- Can you fix them, please?
Sure, we'll fix them.
- Here you go. Bye.
- Thank you.
And now, show me
And I want immense joy.
Let yourselves be consumed by this joy.
Don't be afraid.
Look straight ahead.
Do you remember what you have to do?
Breathe with your belly.
Make noise.
Okay! Hold it in! Look straight ahead!
And release.
Well done!
- Hi.
- Hi.
You were amazing.
To what do I owe this wonderful surprise?
I have
a technical problem I need you to fix.
Since I just drew up
my very first horoscope by myself
Look at you!
"Since I drew up my first horoscope."
- Maybe you could take a look at it, right?
- Hmm?
Because I'm not really sure
I started off that well.
No, you did it right.
- Did I?
- Yes.
You just need to be
more detailed in this section here.
Oh, Magni.
- Hey.
- Hi.
Have you heard? Our dear Alice
is now drawing up her own horoscopes.
My little Libra is spreading her wings,
can you believe it?
Poor you. Now that she's leaving you,
you'll start suffering
from empty nest syndrome.
Ooh, no, no, no, no.
How about the three of us
go out for lunch?
Great idea. I am so hungry.
Actually, I already told my mom
that we were having lunch with her today.
Your mom? Today? Lunch?
When were you thinking of telling me?
Honey, I've been telling you for a week.
Um, really?
Ah, it's just that
I have to help my grandma
pack up everything in the house.
Well, what's the big deal? I'll help you.
Um, no, um, it's fine.
It's fine.
- Are you sure?
- Yes, yes, yes, it's fine.
Because you know what? When does
my grandma decide she wants to move?
The very week we're interviewing Klauzen.
Yes. So, adieu Paris! It's been a ball.
Oh gosh. I'm so sorry for you.
No, no, no. It's okay.
It's just that
now some things are more important.
What about dinner sometime this week?
You know, to make up for today?
- Okay. I'd love that. Sounds good.
- Hmm?
I'm sorry, but what are these?
I mean, they're gorgeous.
I just found them at the flea market.
- Give me a second, guys.
- What's so funny? I mean
- Oh it's my mom.
- All right, fine, we're off now.
See you at work next week.
And my sunglasses?
I'll give them back.
They're in good hands.
All right.
Alice? How are you, sweetie?
- What a surprise.
- Are you free for lunch?
Yes, I am.
What are you doing here?
I'm just a temporary guest.
- Weren't you staying in Moncalieri?
- Pinerolo.
- Pinerolo.
- Pinerolo.
Well, he got engaged.
And in the meantime,
I got a call from your mother, so
- You got a call form my mother?
- Yeah. We talk every now and then.
She knew I wasn't doing well,
and she invited me over to clear my mind.
Does it bother you?
I'm so excited.
What are you talking about?
Come on.
- Hi.
- Hey, sweetheart.
Why exactly is Carlo here?
He seemed a bit down,
so we invited him over.
He's like family to us.
You know that.
Oh, he's like family, huh?
And what am I?
- Why didn't you tell me?
- Well, we invited you too, no?
It's so lovely to have them here.
Like in the good old days.
- Oh yeah. Do you want some?
- Thank you.
Listen, do you remember
when we caught them together in bed?
I opened the door
and found them entangled.
And we weren't embarrassed.
Speak for yourself.
I was very embarrassed.
My daughter, entangled with that dude?
- With all due respect.
- Come on, Guido.
You're trying to tell me that we were
the ones who embarrassed you two?
Only when you said,
"Go ahead, guys, take your time."
I was kidding.
Oh, seriously.
Here you go.
No sugar for you, right, Carlo?
- Thank you. That's perfect.
- I still remember. Here.
- Are you using this to serve coffee?
- Yes.
Oh, I'm sorry.
How did I do that?
It's your teaspoon, honey.
Look how cute it is.
With her name, time, and date of birth
engraved on the handle.
Only the address is missing.
Uncle Marco,
who had a lot of time on his hands,
had that teaspoon engraved
when Alice was born.
- It's cute.
- Do you like it?
We could do one like this
for the birth of your baby then.
We could,
but only if we get
to be pretend grandparents.
Stars, are you telling me
that this is your definition
of an amazing day?
Today was great, right?
Felt like stepping back in time.
Plus, your parents were amazing.
They have great chemistry.
Maybe they have too much.
What do you mean?
I mean that, they're so close that
- sometimes I feel left out.
- Well,
my parents hated each other,
and I felt left out as well.
Can you remind me
why you and I broke up?
You broke up with me, actually.
And the reason was because
- you didn't want to start a family.
- Hmm.
And look at my life now.
We're grown-ups.
The only grown-up here is you.
- It's just flooding the engine.
- What the
Let me give you a ride, and then tomorrow
we'll figure out how to pick it up.
Here we are.
Thank you.
I'll see you tomorrow.
What the fuck was that?
What if this is
the right thing to do? Hmm?
We broke up two years ago, Carlo.
That was exactly the right thing to do.
Are you sure of that?
Do you realize
what you're actually saying?
I'm sure,
because you are in love with Cristina.
Well, then why am I constantly
screwing things up with her?
Because you're an idiot.
You two make a wonderful couple.
No, no. Wait, Alice. Please, Alice.
Good night, Carlo.
Do you really think so?
Trust me.
I've never seen you happier
than the night you proposed to her.
All right, maybe. Yeah.
But what if this is all because
we're expecting a baby.
No, there's no "What if."
You are.
You ever thought about
what might've happened
if you and I were having this baby?
See, you've thought about it.
- No.
- No, I don't believe you.
I don't believe you because
if you had gotten pregnant,
things would have been
very different between us.
If it was like that,
well, you and I maybe
would've formed that wonderful couple.
- Wait, why?
- Well, because
But why? I don't get it. Just tell me why!
Because it happened.
All right?
What do you mean "it happened"?
That last night we slept together
I actually got pregnant.
But I didn't know it
until after you had broken up with me.
Why didn't you tell me?
Because I was so afraid.
I was confused.
I really didn't know what to do.
I didn't want you to get back with me
just because of that.
Then what?
I lost it.
Before I even had time
to decide what to do.
Well, you should have told me.
Well, what for?
It was over.
I told you, all I do is screw things up.
But you now have a chance
to fix everything.
With Cristina.
With the baby too.
You can write a beautiful story this time.
I think I already screwed up
on that story.
Look at me.
You have to fix it.
Enough running away, Carlo.
It's time for you to grow up.
I'll go.
At least the stars
were right about one thing,
the chance to heal an old wound.
I'm ready, I'm ready now ♪
Gonna open up the door ♪
- Hey.
- Hey.
- See you.
- All right.
Surprise. And some croissants.
Why are you here?
I just wanted to check on you.
And also tell you
what happened to me yesterday.
It was quite rough.
To be honest.
First, you with the news about the baby.
No one knows here,
and I want to keep it that way.
- Ah, okay.
- All right? Come with me. Let's go.
What you're saying
is that even Giovanni doesn't know?
No. He would just
get me more confused about it.
The truth is that with just one child
I struggled to feel like myself.
Imagine with two. Nah.
I was so happy to go back to work.
I just don't know what to do.
Ah, I see.
Well, yesterday, I finally told Carlo.
About your miscarriage?
It wasn't pleasant, but it is what it is.
And what exactly are you insinuating?
That you should talk to Giovanni.
Giovanni is not the one that
has to make this choice.
Right, but he has the right
to know about it.
First, the stars, and now Giovanni.
You know what?
I'm gonna go back to work, okay?
Also, when will you understand
that we don't think the same?
I don't need to rely on something
or someone to help me make decisions.
Call me, I guess.
Na, na, na, na, na, na ♪
Na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na ♪
Na, na, na, na, na, na ♪
Na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na ♪
Yeah, I'm lonely and lost ♪
In a room full of people ♪
I told you a million times,
I hate gold dresses.
- You look great.
- I can't bear them. This is bad.
Trying to find a way out of this place ♪
Na, na, na, na, na, na ♪
- I'm coming undone ♪
- Na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na ♪
I'm so sorry you had to go
through all that stuff by yourself.
This has helped me reflect
on my current situation.
Did you suffer a lot?
It's all in the past, Carlo.
Are we ready?
What's going on?
Nothing. Everything's okay.
Tio, Marlin, are you ready?
You're all set?
- Mm-hmm.
- Okay.
I can start the countdown
whenever you want.
Look at this dress. Isn't it horrible?
- No.
- No?
- Oh really?
- No, no.
My dear Marlin,
our contestant on today's show
- is a Virgo.
- Oh.
As you surely know,
it's a sign mostly known for its
how can I put it?
Organizational skills.
Yes, but what really defines
a personality in astrology,
as you taught me, Tio, is the ascendant.
And what is the ascendant?
- It's the way
- Let the contestant in.
Go. Go!
- Good evening.
- Oh.
- Hi.
- Good evening.
you just came in like a bolt.
Out of the blue.
- Oh, I'm sorry. Sorry!
- That's awesome!
Hold on, hold on.
- All right. Well, entering the show
- Look.
Let's just introduce him now.
It's now time to select the one.
Dear Tommy,
which of these amazing contestants
was the most intriguing to you?
Maybe the rational Aquarius?
Or the mysterious Scorpio?
The caring Cancer? Or the volatile Gemini?
Tio, please make
the contestant turn around.
Uh, what I'm sorry,
what's wrong with you guys today?
Ugh, sorry!
Cut. We'll be back in 15 minutes.
Boys, I need notes that
I can actually read. Seriously.
Guys, may I have a minute just with Alice?
What's going on with you today?
I'm just trying to do my job.
But I've been
clearly failing so far.
Is it because you saw me with Barbara?
Don't worry.
That was only the prequel
to the shittiest 24 hours.
Despite the fact that the stars
had predicted something quite different.
I'm sorry.
If you want to talk about it
But not with you.
May I?
Are you done?
- How are you?
- Hmm.
- I'm
- Mm-hmm?
What's up?
I'll just recap.
I had an argument with Paola.
I confessed something that
I really never wanted to confess to Carlo.
And cherry on top, I ruined the taping.
Well, so far, it's all fixable.
Yes, but it wasn't supposed
to be this way.
I just don't get it, Tio.
I follow my intuitions,
and I mess things up.
But then,
when I follow the stars, I mess things up.
I was hoping
they'd bring structure into my life.
And it's clearly not the case.
I was so excited
about that horoscope I made by myself.
Honey, it'd be amazing
if the stars could decide on our behalf,
but Mm-mm.
I know.
It doesn't work that way. I get it.
But at least a hint.
When it comes to me,
the stars never get it right.
No, no, no. Don't be like that.
Come on. Don't make me feel guilty
for introducing you to astrology.
Have you got a tissue?
- May I?
- Mmm.
Oh, no way!
A handkerchief, how vintage.
It isn't mine.
I need to give it back.
And this?
You steal it from a bar?
When I was born, my uncle had it made.
"Alice, born 25-09-1985, at 23:45."
It's as old as me.
It's all wrong!
What is?
Your birth chart is wrong!
We've always considered 11:45
as your time of birth.
And? It's there
No, 11 in the morning.
But you were born
in the evening, Alice, at 11 p.m.
It's wrong.
So I literally followed tons of advice
that was actually not for me?
Okay, now what?
Now you have to redo
your birth chart, and it's all fixed.
You make it sound so easy.
Because it is easy.
Look at it this way,
from today you can reset.
Not many people get this privilege, hmm?
Oh, gosh.
Look at me.
Hey, look at me.
It's a good thing, all right?
You have a new future
full of wonderful surprises ahead of you.
Take care.
- Goodbye.
- Have a good day.
Everything will be fine. Don't worry.
- Miss Bassi, do you have a minute?
- Yes, of course. What do you need?
We need to talk about the Paris trip.
Unfortunately, our dear Marlin
has just had to cancel.
On those same dates, she has
an extremely important commitment in Rome.
And when the network is calling
I think you also have
a family situation to handle, right?
Um, unfortunately, yes, yes.
- How about we just postpone?
- No. Absolutely not.
No, no. We can't take the risk of losing
our exclusive interview with Klauzen.
Then what?
Well then,
the city of Paris
will shine its lights on you.
- I'm going to Paris?
- You're going to Paris. Of course!
You'll be traveling with Davide Sardi.
A Paris ♪
Janie might be cute and all ♪
But she's a wild cat
When she's on the crawl ♪
Amy looks like a perfect doll ♪
But keeps crying ♪
Ain't it funny how
Kelly and Mike write A's in school ♪
But she's a blonde beast
Yet she has no fool ♪
Jason might be hot and really cold
But keeps runnin' ♪
I got news for you, I got news for you ♪
The sun is gonna shine
Whatever we do ♪
News for you, I got news for you ♪
It's gonna be all right
That's what we do ♪
News for you, I got news for you ♪
The sun is gonna rise and shine
For you ♪
Little Nina never was the lucky one ♪
What she did is dream big
And scored a hit song ♪
People now talk
Like they've known her all along ♪
Ain't it funny how
Everybody seems to wait for a call ♪
But I just wanna dance
Oh yeah, that's all ♪
If you wanna meet me
Email, text, or tweet ♪
Now give me a beat and a simple song ♪
I got news for you, I got news for you ♪
The sun is gonna shine
Whatever we do ♪
News for you, I've got news for you ♪
It's gonna be all right
That's what we do ♪
News for you, I've got news for you ♪
The sun is gonna rise and shine
For you ♪
The sun is gonna rise and shine
For you ♪
For you ♪
For you, for you ♪
I got a good news, baby ♪
I got a good news, baby ♪
I got news for you, I got news for you ♪
The sun is gonna shine whatever we do ♪
News for you, I've got news for you ♪
It's gonna be all right
That's what we do ♪
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