An Astrological Guide for Broken Hearts (2021) s02e02 Episode Script
Scorpio
A NETFLIX SERIES
It'd be nice
To explain astrology to you ♪
I talk about it too much
I get it if you wanna go away ♪
You know, I'm a bit lonely ♪
And I'm sorry if ♪
I look crazy, but you know ♪
That if it were for me
I would never live ♪
Well, now you love ♪
Please, tell me
what the fuck you're doing?
- Ow!
- Oh God!
Uh, excuse the mess.
I I didn't hear you.
Sorry.
I was just organizing some of your boxes.
- Here, let me
- At seven in the morning?
It's just that, um
Cleaning helps me think clearly.
I was awake all of last night.
Just because you were drunk
or because you were thinking of Cristina?
No, no. Thinking about me.
Uh
about how I mess everything up
in some way or another.
Well, at least you're being consistent.
Hmm?
Better, yeah?
- You?
- I'll, uh
I'll never be honest ever again
in my life.
You've been such
a professional liar so long.
I was.
But for once though,
I was completely honest with Cristina,
and now I'm out of the house. Perfect.
You weren't honest, Carlo.
You cheated on her.
But I admitted it.
Yeah? Who does that?
All right, but first, was that for her
or to pacify a guilty mind?
I don't know, but I feel like shit.
You should figure out
why you cheated on her.
Whether it's a problem
in your relationship or not.
I am the problem.
Cristina
is wonderful. And she's loving and sweet.
And she doesn't
I'm just really afraid
of turning into my father.
A terrible father.
It isn't written in stone
that we're going to turn into our parents.
You know why you say that?
Because yours are adorable.
Come on.
HI, SINCE WE SAID GOODBYE
I'VE BEEN DYING TO SEE YOU AGAIN.
THINK IT'S SERIOUS? GIORGIO
We're never satisfied
with what we already have.
Right?
Oh, well.
No. You know what?
You're completely finished
cleaning in here.
Now go scrub the toilets!
Go, Carlo.
Hey.
Hey.
Thanks.
Thanks why?
For getting Carlo blackout drunk.
I found him outside
of the house last night.
Why are you whispering?
Because right now,
he's in the bathroom, and he's cleaning.
- You know what happened?
- Oh.
He confessed to cheating,
and Cristina kicked him out of the house.
But he will be gone by the end of the day.
That's crazy.
- You've run out of toilet paper!
- You hear me, Paola?
Uh-huh.
Everything all right?
I'm
Call you back, okay?
PREGNAN
SCORPIO
GIORGIO: YOU DON'T WANT TO TALK TO ME
OR ALIENS KIDNAPPED YOU
LET ME KNOW HOW MUCH THE RANSOM IS.
- Glad it was appreciated.
- The breakthrough we needed.
- Thank you.
- Sardi, you're the best.
You really pulled it off there.
- Hello there, Miss Bassi.
- Oh hey.
- We'll talk more in the meeting.
- Yes, see you.
- Hello.
- Hello.
Uh, no, wait. I wanted to talk a minute.
We have an opportunity to organize a me
Oh, one second. We'll talk later.
I need to take care of something first.
- Cristina?
- Yes?
Have you got a moment?
How have you been?
Who wants to know? You or Carlo?
Cristina, he was
in horrible shape last night.
And came to you for a supportive ear.
Only because he's got nowhere else to go.
You know his relationship
with his parents.
Don't defend Carlo.
Of course, I wouldn't. I would never. No.
Did you know about it?
Me?
No.
Alice, you're a terrible liar.
Okay.
It's just that
I sensed there was
something wrong between you two.
But I was hoping
Carlo would find a way to fix it.
Instead of fixing
Here.
I don't want to see him again, ever.
Listen to me, Cristina.
Carlo is a good person.
No.
He's a complete asshole.
He cheated on me. There's no excuse.
Yes, but at least he told you.
At least he was honest.
He didn't even have the guts
to keep it a secret.
You're right.
Of the two of you, you're the strongest.
- Mm-mm.
- Yes, you are.
And you've got to find
a way to face this situation.
Talk to each other.
You're late for your meeting with Bodrato.
Cristina.
See how strong you are?
Even when the world's falling apart,
you still stay on top of it all.
The numbers are going up. We've taken off.
If we compare them
with last year's ratings, we can be proud.
DAVIDE SARDI
CREATIVE DIRECTOR
Come in, Miss Bassi. Have a seat.
Oh, that's almost all of us.
- Sit, please.
- Thank you.
Our ratings are much better
than six months ago.
Advertising revenue is up, yes,
but we can improve that.
And there's a growing interest in us
OK GUESS IF IT ISN'T ALIENS, IT'S THE
RUSSIAN MAFIA! SHOULD I CALL FOR BACKUP?
and chances of closing
some very lucrative deals.
Good morning. I'm sorry. Family issues.
Hi.
- To sum it up
- How are you?
Oh, planets are skewed.
our network executive
is very happy. Really.
But I will hand it over to Sardi now,
and as you'll see,
he has news concerning
a very, very special guest.
Yup.
Uh, well, I'm happy to announce
that we've finally managed to arrange
a meeting with Professor Klauzen.
Yes!
That can't be!
No!
I've been trying for months.
He wouldn't even reply.
- Yes. It wasn't easy.
- Um, who is that?
He's an astrology genius.
He's famous?
Yes, we're lucky this renowned astrologist
accepted our offer for an interview.
Thank Barbara on our behalf again, yeah?
Yes, indeed.
Her help was decisive.
And when is Professor Klauzen
coming in to film this interview?
No, no, no.
We'll be the ones going there instead.
Us? In Paris?
To Paris, yes.
Sorry, sorry. When will this be?
Cristina can give you all the dates.
Now, Marlin.
- Tio.
- Yes.
So this interview
is very important for the show.
- I'm counting on you two.
- Okay.
Sardi will be going with you to Paris
to coordinate things.
He's well acquainted
with the French capital.
- Is that right, Davide?
- Yes.
Well, then I'm sure this news
made your day.
So everybody, let's get back to work.
- Thanks.
- Thanks.
- Cristina, if you would.
- Okay.
Oh my God, Paris! To Paris!
Ugh, listen, Tio. Listen.
- Listen. Just one thing.
- Yes?
Before we go to Paris, I want to know
everything about my birth chart.
I want to impress Krauzen.
- Klauzen.
- Klauzen. Klauzen. Klauzen.
- What do you want to know?
- I don't know. Tell me something.
It's all about the position
of the planets, do you see?
Um
But look, okay, look.
My birth chart is here.
- Here it is. Look.
- Yeah.
Okay. Look here, for example. Hmm?
So professionally, you got
Well, you've got a preference
for collaborating with Pisces.
And with Sagittarius.
Okay. Well,
I'm not interested in all of that.
Of course, I work well with everyone.
I'm interested in
- In romance.
- Uh
Is there anything
written about that here by chance?
Who's my match?
Darling,
it's a birth chart.
Not a dating app or something, okay?
Gemini.
Find a Gemini, and you'll do fine. Hmm.
- Gemini?
- Yes.
- Are you sure?
- Yes.
- Gotta go.
- Hey.
A a
Wait, you are a Gemini.
- That's right.
- Yes.
But I'm also not on the market.
I am taken at the moment.
- Ah, how taken?
- Very much.
Sorry. Have you seen Alice?
The contestants are here for the casting,
but I'm not sure what I should tell them.
Nope. I'll find her.
I'm going. Right now.
Ah, Lisa, honey Mwah.
Listen, I have another job for you.
Forget Alice. Apart from Tio,
do you know any other Geminis
floating around on the set?
I'll do a little research. I really will.
- Ah.
- I'm on it.
Gemini.
May I?
So why am I not going to Paris, huh?
Seeing as the idea
of bringing in Klauzen was mine.
That's what I wanted
to talk about this morning.
I didn't think that going
to Paris together, right now
was a wise idea.
That's true.
And it's better that you go yourself.
No.
I tried to get out of the trip
so you'd be able to go.
But Bodrato wants me
to coordinate the interview.
Hasn't it all been coordinated by Barbara?
See why it's not a good idea?
Or not yet, at least.
I completely agree.
They're okay,
but there's a super hot one.
Thanks.
So,
you came to audition
to be on the show after all.
No. No.
- No?
- It was
It was just an excuse to see you.
All that matters
is that you're happy that I'm here.
And that you won't report me
for stalking.
Actually, I'm just waiting
until the police show up here.
I knew it,
I can always turn myself in.
- Good morning.
- Good morning.
- A coffee, please.
- Of course.
Thanks.
Anyway,
what are we doing this weekend?
Just like that?
So the enemy is that
that guy with the tie
and all the credit cards?
He's not an enemy.
He's
nothing.
Well
that is a nothing that
has made you very upset.
Well, a guy who wants you, and
then does not want you,
has a girlfriend too,
but can't leave her either.
Like, you'd get mad too, no?
Yes.
Oh God, I'm sorry.
It's nothing you did, honestly.
I should probably manage my anger better.
Or maybe you
could vent it a little bit more.
Here is where you aim.
And over here,
this is how you fire the paintballs.
Careful, it's a semi-automatic rifle.
Remove the cap when you shoot.
Put it back on when you're done.
You rest your arm in here.
Watch out for the recoil.
You can shoot at any part of the body.
If the ball doesn't burst,
you don't count the point.
We clear?
Have fun.
So then, metaphorically speaking,
you can let out your anger on me today.
But first, you'll have to catch me.
And I run very, very fast.
I don't wanna grow up
I don't wanna grow up ♪
I don't wanna grow up ♪
Ah!
I don't want to go to work
That's why I've got credit cards ♪
They even give me all the perks ♪
Whatever I get I just want more ♪
I just wanna sleep all day ♪
Right until the afternoon ♪
I know I got bills to pay ♪
And a lawn ♪
I don't wanna grow up
I don't wanna grow up ♪
I don't wanna grow up
I don't wanna grow up ♪
I don't wanna grow up
I don't wanna grow up ♪
I don't wanna grow up
I don't wanna grow up ♪
God, do I feel a lot better!
Truth or dare?
Okay, truth.
How many times did you shoot me
fantasizing it was the other guy?
Every time.
That's how it feels to destroy the enemy.
What star sign are you, Giorgio?
Scorpio.
Scorpios owe their massive reputation
as tenebrous lovers
to stories and dime store romance novels.
Just stories.
In fact, Scorpios are
the most contradictory sign
of the whole zodiac.
Allied with the dark side of the Force,
they're also positive and full of passion.
Romantic and fantastic lovers
who cultivate the most secret passions,
but they're often too ashamed of them
to share them with anyone.
But above all,
Scorpios always fight against the current,
love all obstacles in their lives,
and when skies are clear
they're not interested.
It's not true I did it ♪
I'm sorry, I was distracted ♪
It's not my fault
If I always stand you up ♪
You got it, I'm stoned ♪
And I don't want
To think of you anymore ♪
But remember, we had a deal ♪
My word is worth as much as you ♪
Man, you play really well.
Think so?
But I've just never played in public.
You're a great DJ,
but your own music is amazing.
People should hear you play it.
Yeah, well, one day.
Uh, I can't now.
I'm not ready.
Look, I get it. I've been there.
And honestly, if I hadn't been wasted,
I'd probably still be feeling
the same way as you.
Which
- means, that in the end
- Hmm.
alcohol is the solution
to believing more in ourselves?
No!
Only for people who lack your talent.
Oh, sorry.
What's wrong?
I need to use the bathroom real quick,
is that okay?
Yeah, sure.
To the left or to the right?
The right.
Uh, sorry. I
No, no worries.
I'm glad you're not a thief.
Friend of Giorgio's?
Well, yes, uh, just a friend.
Oh.
Alice.
- Manuela.
- Nice to meet you.
Are you one of his
roommates?
Roommates?
No!
It's just me and my baby here.
Didn't he tell you?
- Um
- Oh.
No problem.
Do me a favor, in any case.
Tell my son
that he's got to study for tomorrow. Hmm?
If he spends every night
with his friends and music,
he's never gonna pass anything this year.
- All right? Thanks.
- Mmm.
No diploma yet, I'm hearing?
What do you mean?
I bumped into your mom.
Ah. Um
Well, she's usually at work at this time.
Yeah, not today.
I guess not.
I mean,
not that it's a problem, but
can you tell me how old are you?
Um, I'm I'm old enough, okay?
Okay, will you tell me,
or shall I go ask your mother?
I'm 19.
Man, what the hell?
Does it matter?
I mean, we're good together, right?
Yes, and you're, uh
Uh
But,
you should be studying and writing music.
Why are you wasting
your time with a girl my age?
Because you're much more interesting.
Oh, flatterer.
Listen, I'm going.
Right now.
I'll take my bag.
And you,
get to studying.
What a disaster.
Why can't I do anything right?
I need some advice.
- Hey.
- Hey!
How are you doing?
A tough day, actually.
Me too.
What happened to you?
And how was work?
Nothing new.
Everything's fine.
You sure?
Yeah. Yes, yes.
What about little Sandro? Is he okay?
Yes. He's asleep.
I'll call you tomorrow, okay? Bye.
Paola?
Tio, I need to talk a bit.
I'm on my way to you.
Yes,
but I haven't brought my toothbrush.
I'm Andrea Magni.
I want my own personal toothbrush.
Silly.
- Alice.
- Ah! Little Libra.
Hey, lovebirds!
- Hi.
- Hi.
- Hi.
- Hi.
- Are you coming or going?
- Going.
I'm trying to persuade him to stay over.
But it's hopeless. Hmm?
Yeah, but Well, uh,
when we live together,
we'll always sleep together.
I proposed to our dear Tiziano
that we live together, but
I'd appreciate a little bit of help.
- I'll do my best.
- Mmm.
It's a shame the stars
are very complex right now.
Very.
Yes, but I'm a very simple guy.
I don't need to hide my feelings.
Bye.
Wow.
Aw, so you did like your boy toy,
hmm?
No, no, no, no.
Take it as a compliment, you know.
It's difficult to interest a teenager.
Jeez, what a day.
It's not over yet, my love.
No?
Tiziano?
Help me take this as well, will you?
Yes, yes, Grandma.
Look, here's what we'll do.
I'll put it here.
And tomorrow we'll pack it up, okay?
Now, my dear, will you go to bed, please?
A girl like you needs her beauty sleep.
But wait,
we have to dance the Beguine until dawn.
Do you remember how we used to dance
at the Caffè Vittoria?
Oh, how would I ever forget, hmm?
You were the most beautiful.
Look, here's what we'll do.
- Hmm?
- Why don't you change into a nice dress.
- And then we keep dancing.
- All right.
Yes.
Mmm.
I'll miss her.
But she'll be good with her sister.
Mmm.
Ah!
Let's get back to you.
Mm-hmm.
This, my friend, is the Bible, huh?
MY STARS AND I
This is the one
and only text that you need
if you truly want to understand, okay?
To do your birth chart
and draw up your horoscope, day by day.
So that you can be
the true architect of your destiny.
Mmm.
Davide?
Alice.
- What are you doing lurking in the dark?
- I was just passing by, and
I really wanted
to clear things up about Paris.
At night? Not fooling anybody.
Can you hold up a second? Let's talk.
Why?
I don't want to waste any more
of my time with your excuses.
Can you give me one minute?
Good night.
Shit!
Oh God, I'm sorry. Are you hurt?
Yes. No, no, no. It's fine.
You see? It's safer when we stay apart.
A whole month of paintballing
wouldn't be enough to get over him.
Ugh, shit.
Carlo?
Carlo?
Come in.
Carlo?
Yeah.
He's temporarily sleeping here
on my couch.
Hopefully, he's already
gone back home to Cristina.
Oh.
Nice, it's very
you.
Yeah.
It is mine.
Come here. Come here.
There you are.
Uh, my brother always applied frozen food.
You can't imagine
how many accidents we had.
All right ♪
I can't focus
On what needs to get done ♪
I'm on notice
Hoping that you don't run, ah ♪
You think I'm tepid ♪
- How's it feeling?
- Fine.
Um, fine.
Where did you learn to wrap bandages?
And I'm just tryna play it cool now ♪
In films.
But that's not what I wanna do now ♪
And in these films,
is the guy waiting outside the house?
In those films,
it's always clear what he's there for.
You think it's not clear?
I wanna touch you
But don't wanna be weird ♪
It's such a rush ♪
You're not at all clear.
I told you
it was complicated.
But that's not what I wanna do now ♪
- Alice?
- Fuck.
Fuck.
I was hoping you'd made up with Cristina.
Yeah, she called me.
She said she wanted to see me,
but it was just
to give my stuff back.
By the way, I did some shopping.
I got beers, chips
- No, Carlo. You can't sleep here.
- I know. I'll figure something out soon.
No, you don't get it.
You can't stay here now!
Or tomorrow, or the day after tomorrow.
So, I got lime chips,
everything we need to make a spritz,
because, obviously,
you never have anything.
Are you listening at all?
Where am I supposed to go?
How should I know?
Go to your cousin's in Moncalieri.
- But my cousin lives in Pinerolo.
- Then go to Pinerolo, Carlo.
- Go!
- Alice, please.
Please, go.
- Let's not ruin our friendship, okay?
- You'll ruin it if you stay, Carlo.
Off you go!
Fine, I'll go.
All right. Oka okay, fine!
But I could be your crush ♪
Like, throw you for a rush, like ♪
Hoping you'd text me
So I could tell you ♪
I been thinking 'bout your touch like ♪
Touch, touch, touch, touch, touch ♪
Look up.
I could be your
Crush, crush, crush, crush, crush ♪
Look up.
I got a fascination
With your presentation ♪
Making me feel like
You're on my island ♪
You're my permanent vacation ♪
Crush, crush, crush, crush, crush ♪
Sorry ♪
I fill my calendar with stuff I can do ♪
Maybe if I'm busy
It could keep me from you ♪
And I'm pretending
You ain't been on my mind ♪
But I took an interest
In the things that you like, ah-ahh ♪
And I'm just tryna play it cool now ♪
But that's not what I wanna do now ♪
And I'm not tryna be with you now
You now ♪
But I could be your crush
Like, throw you for a rush, like ♪
Hoping you'd text me
So I could tell you ♪
I been thinking 'bout your touch like ♪
Touch, touch, touch, touch, touch ♪
I could be your
Crush, crush, crush, crush, crush ♪
I got a fascination
With your presentation ♪
Making me feel like
You're on my island ♪
You're my permanent vacation ♪
Touch, touch, touch, touch, touch ♪
I could be your
Crush, crush, crush, crush, crush ♪
And yeah it's true
That I'm a little bit intense, right ♪
But can you blame me
When you keep me on the fence, like ♪
And I've been waiting
Hoping that you'd wanna text, like ♪
Text like ♪
It's what I was born to do ♪
And yeah it's true
That I'm a little bit intense, right ♪
But can you blame me
When you keep me on the fence, like ♪
And I've been waiting
Hoping that you'd wanna text, like ♪
- Hey!
- Text like ♪
Ugh ♪
And I'm just tryna play it cool now ♪
But that's not what I wanna do now ♪
And I'm not tryna be with you now
You now ♪
But I could be your crush
Like, throw you for a rush, like ♪
Hoping you'd text me
So I could tell you ♪
I been thinking 'bout your touch like ♪
Touch, touch, touch, touch, touch ♪
I could be your
Crush, crush, crush, crush, crush ♪
I got a fascination
With your presentation ♪
Making me feel like you're on my island ♪
You're my permanent vacation ♪
Touch, touch, touch, touch, touch ♪
I could be your
Crush, crush, crush, crush, crush ♪
But I could be your crush ♪
Like, throw you for a rush, like ♪
Hoping you'd text me
So I could tell you ♪
I been thinking 'bout your touch like ♪
Touch, touch, touch, touch, touch ♪
I could be your
Crush, crush, crush, crush, crush ♪
I got a fascination
With your presentation ♪
Making me feel like
You're on my island ♪
You're my permanent vacation ♪
Crush, crush, crush, crush, crush ♪
Sorry ♪
It'd be nice
To explain astrology to you ♪
I talk about it too much
I get it if you wanna go away ♪
You know, I'm a bit lonely ♪
And I'm sorry if ♪
I look crazy, but you know ♪
That if it were for me
I would never live ♪
Well, now you love ♪
Please, tell me
what the fuck you're doing?
- Ow!
- Oh God!
Uh, excuse the mess.
I I didn't hear you.
Sorry.
I was just organizing some of your boxes.
- Here, let me
- At seven in the morning?
It's just that, um
Cleaning helps me think clearly.
I was awake all of last night.
Just because you were drunk
or because you were thinking of Cristina?
No, no. Thinking about me.
Uh
about how I mess everything up
in some way or another.
Well, at least you're being consistent.
Hmm?
Better, yeah?
- You?
- I'll, uh
I'll never be honest ever again
in my life.
You've been such
a professional liar so long.
I was.
But for once though,
I was completely honest with Cristina,
and now I'm out of the house. Perfect.
You weren't honest, Carlo.
You cheated on her.
But I admitted it.
Yeah? Who does that?
All right, but first, was that for her
or to pacify a guilty mind?
I don't know, but I feel like shit.
You should figure out
why you cheated on her.
Whether it's a problem
in your relationship or not.
I am the problem.
Cristina
is wonderful. And she's loving and sweet.
And she doesn't
I'm just really afraid
of turning into my father.
A terrible father.
It isn't written in stone
that we're going to turn into our parents.
You know why you say that?
Because yours are adorable.
Come on.
HI, SINCE WE SAID GOODBYE
I'VE BEEN DYING TO SEE YOU AGAIN.
THINK IT'S SERIOUS? GIORGIO
We're never satisfied
with what we already have.
Right?
Oh, well.
No. You know what?
You're completely finished
cleaning in here.
Now go scrub the toilets!
Go, Carlo.
Hey.
Hey.
Thanks.
Thanks why?
For getting Carlo blackout drunk.
I found him outside
of the house last night.
Why are you whispering?
Because right now,
he's in the bathroom, and he's cleaning.
- You know what happened?
- Oh.
He confessed to cheating,
and Cristina kicked him out of the house.
But he will be gone by the end of the day.
That's crazy.
- You've run out of toilet paper!
- You hear me, Paola?
Uh-huh.
Everything all right?
I'm
Call you back, okay?
PREGNAN
SCORPIO
GIORGIO: YOU DON'T WANT TO TALK TO ME
OR ALIENS KIDNAPPED YOU
LET ME KNOW HOW MUCH THE RANSOM IS.
- Glad it was appreciated.
- The breakthrough we needed.
- Thank you.
- Sardi, you're the best.
You really pulled it off there.
- Hello there, Miss Bassi.
- Oh hey.
- We'll talk more in the meeting.
- Yes, see you.
- Hello.
- Hello.
Uh, no, wait. I wanted to talk a minute.
We have an opportunity to organize a me
Oh, one second. We'll talk later.
I need to take care of something first.
- Cristina?
- Yes?
Have you got a moment?
How have you been?
Who wants to know? You or Carlo?
Cristina, he was
in horrible shape last night.
And came to you for a supportive ear.
Only because he's got nowhere else to go.
You know his relationship
with his parents.
Don't defend Carlo.
Of course, I wouldn't. I would never. No.
Did you know about it?
Me?
No.
Alice, you're a terrible liar.
Okay.
It's just that
I sensed there was
something wrong between you two.
But I was hoping
Carlo would find a way to fix it.
Instead of fixing
Here.
I don't want to see him again, ever.
Listen to me, Cristina.
Carlo is a good person.
No.
He's a complete asshole.
He cheated on me. There's no excuse.
Yes, but at least he told you.
At least he was honest.
He didn't even have the guts
to keep it a secret.
You're right.
Of the two of you, you're the strongest.
- Mm-mm.
- Yes, you are.
And you've got to find
a way to face this situation.
Talk to each other.
You're late for your meeting with Bodrato.
Cristina.
See how strong you are?
Even when the world's falling apart,
you still stay on top of it all.
The numbers are going up. We've taken off.
If we compare them
with last year's ratings, we can be proud.
DAVIDE SARDI
CREATIVE DIRECTOR
Come in, Miss Bassi. Have a seat.
Oh, that's almost all of us.
- Sit, please.
- Thank you.
Our ratings are much better
than six months ago.
Advertising revenue is up, yes,
but we can improve that.
And there's a growing interest in us
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and chances of closing
some very lucrative deals.
Good morning. I'm sorry. Family issues.
Hi.
- To sum it up
- How are you?
Oh, planets are skewed.
our network executive
is very happy. Really.
But I will hand it over to Sardi now,
and as you'll see,
he has news concerning
a very, very special guest.
Yup.
Uh, well, I'm happy to announce
that we've finally managed to arrange
a meeting with Professor Klauzen.
Yes!
That can't be!
No!
I've been trying for months.
He wouldn't even reply.
- Yes. It wasn't easy.
- Um, who is that?
He's an astrology genius.
He's famous?
Yes, we're lucky this renowned astrologist
accepted our offer for an interview.
Thank Barbara on our behalf again, yeah?
Yes, indeed.
Her help was decisive.
And when is Professor Klauzen
coming in to film this interview?
No, no, no.
We'll be the ones going there instead.
Us? In Paris?
To Paris, yes.
Sorry, sorry. When will this be?
Cristina can give you all the dates.
Now, Marlin.
- Tio.
- Yes.
So this interview
is very important for the show.
- I'm counting on you two.
- Okay.
Sardi will be going with you to Paris
to coordinate things.
He's well acquainted
with the French capital.
- Is that right, Davide?
- Yes.
Well, then I'm sure this news
made your day.
So everybody, let's get back to work.
- Thanks.
- Thanks.
- Cristina, if you would.
- Okay.
Oh my God, Paris! To Paris!
Ugh, listen, Tio. Listen.
- Listen. Just one thing.
- Yes?
Before we go to Paris, I want to know
everything about my birth chart.
I want to impress Krauzen.
- Klauzen.
- Klauzen. Klauzen. Klauzen.
- What do you want to know?
- I don't know. Tell me something.
It's all about the position
of the planets, do you see?
Um
But look, okay, look.
My birth chart is here.
- Here it is. Look.
- Yeah.
Okay. Look here, for example. Hmm?
So professionally, you got
Well, you've got a preference
for collaborating with Pisces.
And with Sagittarius.
Okay. Well,
I'm not interested in all of that.
Of course, I work well with everyone.
I'm interested in
- In romance.
- Uh
Is there anything
written about that here by chance?
Who's my match?
Darling,
it's a birth chart.
Not a dating app or something, okay?
Gemini.
Find a Gemini, and you'll do fine. Hmm.
- Gemini?
- Yes.
- Are you sure?
- Yes.
- Gotta go.
- Hey.
A a
Wait, you are a Gemini.
- That's right.
- Yes.
But I'm also not on the market.
I am taken at the moment.
- Ah, how taken?
- Very much.
Sorry. Have you seen Alice?
The contestants are here for the casting,
but I'm not sure what I should tell them.
Nope. I'll find her.
I'm going. Right now.
Ah, Lisa, honey Mwah.
Listen, I have another job for you.
Forget Alice. Apart from Tio,
do you know any other Geminis
floating around on the set?
I'll do a little research. I really will.
- Ah.
- I'm on it.
Gemini.
May I?
So why am I not going to Paris, huh?
Seeing as the idea
of bringing in Klauzen was mine.
That's what I wanted
to talk about this morning.
I didn't think that going
to Paris together, right now
was a wise idea.
That's true.
And it's better that you go yourself.
No.
I tried to get out of the trip
so you'd be able to go.
But Bodrato wants me
to coordinate the interview.
Hasn't it all been coordinated by Barbara?
See why it's not a good idea?
Or not yet, at least.
I completely agree.
They're okay,
but there's a super hot one.
Thanks.
So,
you came to audition
to be on the show after all.
No. No.
- No?
- It was
It was just an excuse to see you.
All that matters
is that you're happy that I'm here.
And that you won't report me
for stalking.
Actually, I'm just waiting
until the police show up here.
I knew it,
I can always turn myself in.
- Good morning.
- Good morning.
- A coffee, please.
- Of course.
Thanks.
Anyway,
what are we doing this weekend?
Just like that?
So the enemy is that
that guy with the tie
and all the credit cards?
He's not an enemy.
He's
nothing.
Well
that is a nothing that
has made you very upset.
Well, a guy who wants you, and
then does not want you,
has a girlfriend too,
but can't leave her either.
Like, you'd get mad too, no?
Yes.
Oh God, I'm sorry.
It's nothing you did, honestly.
I should probably manage my anger better.
Or maybe you
could vent it a little bit more.
Here is where you aim.
And over here,
this is how you fire the paintballs.
Careful, it's a semi-automatic rifle.
Remove the cap when you shoot.
Put it back on when you're done.
You rest your arm in here.
Watch out for the recoil.
You can shoot at any part of the body.
If the ball doesn't burst,
you don't count the point.
We clear?
Have fun.
So then, metaphorically speaking,
you can let out your anger on me today.
But first, you'll have to catch me.
And I run very, very fast.
I don't wanna grow up
I don't wanna grow up ♪
I don't wanna grow up ♪
Ah!
I don't want to go to work
That's why I've got credit cards ♪
They even give me all the perks ♪
Whatever I get I just want more ♪
I just wanna sleep all day ♪
Right until the afternoon ♪
I know I got bills to pay ♪
And a lawn ♪
I don't wanna grow up
I don't wanna grow up ♪
I don't wanna grow up
I don't wanna grow up ♪
I don't wanna grow up
I don't wanna grow up ♪
I don't wanna grow up
I don't wanna grow up ♪
God, do I feel a lot better!
Truth or dare?
Okay, truth.
How many times did you shoot me
fantasizing it was the other guy?
Every time.
That's how it feels to destroy the enemy.
What star sign are you, Giorgio?
Scorpio.
Scorpios owe their massive reputation
as tenebrous lovers
to stories and dime store romance novels.
Just stories.
In fact, Scorpios are
the most contradictory sign
of the whole zodiac.
Allied with the dark side of the Force,
they're also positive and full of passion.
Romantic and fantastic lovers
who cultivate the most secret passions,
but they're often too ashamed of them
to share them with anyone.
But above all,
Scorpios always fight against the current,
love all obstacles in their lives,
and when skies are clear
they're not interested.
It's not true I did it ♪
I'm sorry, I was distracted ♪
It's not my fault
If I always stand you up ♪
You got it, I'm stoned ♪
And I don't want
To think of you anymore ♪
But remember, we had a deal ♪
My word is worth as much as you ♪
Man, you play really well.
Think so?
But I've just never played in public.
You're a great DJ,
but your own music is amazing.
People should hear you play it.
Yeah, well, one day.
Uh, I can't now.
I'm not ready.
Look, I get it. I've been there.
And honestly, if I hadn't been wasted,
I'd probably still be feeling
the same way as you.
Which
- means, that in the end
- Hmm.
alcohol is the solution
to believing more in ourselves?
No!
Only for people who lack your talent.
Oh, sorry.
What's wrong?
I need to use the bathroom real quick,
is that okay?
Yeah, sure.
To the left or to the right?
The right.
Uh, sorry. I
No, no worries.
I'm glad you're not a thief.
Friend of Giorgio's?
Well, yes, uh, just a friend.
Oh.
Alice.
- Manuela.
- Nice to meet you.
Are you one of his
roommates?
Roommates?
No!
It's just me and my baby here.
Didn't he tell you?
- Um
- Oh.
No problem.
Do me a favor, in any case.
Tell my son
that he's got to study for tomorrow. Hmm?
If he spends every night
with his friends and music,
he's never gonna pass anything this year.
- All right? Thanks.
- Mmm.
No diploma yet, I'm hearing?
What do you mean?
I bumped into your mom.
Ah. Um
Well, she's usually at work at this time.
Yeah, not today.
I guess not.
I mean,
not that it's a problem, but
can you tell me how old are you?
Um, I'm I'm old enough, okay?
Okay, will you tell me,
or shall I go ask your mother?
I'm 19.
Man, what the hell?
Does it matter?
I mean, we're good together, right?
Yes, and you're, uh
Uh
But,
you should be studying and writing music.
Why are you wasting
your time with a girl my age?
Because you're much more interesting.
Oh, flatterer.
Listen, I'm going.
Right now.
I'll take my bag.
And you,
get to studying.
What a disaster.
Why can't I do anything right?
I need some advice.
- Hey.
- Hey!
How are you doing?
A tough day, actually.
Me too.
What happened to you?
And how was work?
Nothing new.
Everything's fine.
You sure?
Yeah. Yes, yes.
What about little Sandro? Is he okay?
Yes. He's asleep.
I'll call you tomorrow, okay? Bye.
Paola?
Tio, I need to talk a bit.
I'm on my way to you.
Yes,
but I haven't brought my toothbrush.
I'm Andrea Magni.
I want my own personal toothbrush.
Silly.
- Alice.
- Ah! Little Libra.
Hey, lovebirds!
- Hi.
- Hi.
- Hi.
- Hi.
- Are you coming or going?
- Going.
I'm trying to persuade him to stay over.
But it's hopeless. Hmm?
Yeah, but Well, uh,
when we live together,
we'll always sleep together.
I proposed to our dear Tiziano
that we live together, but
I'd appreciate a little bit of help.
- I'll do my best.
- Mmm.
It's a shame the stars
are very complex right now.
Very.
Yes, but I'm a very simple guy.
I don't need to hide my feelings.
Bye.
Wow.
Aw, so you did like your boy toy,
hmm?
No, no, no, no.
Take it as a compliment, you know.
It's difficult to interest a teenager.
Jeez, what a day.
It's not over yet, my love.
No?
Tiziano?
Help me take this as well, will you?
Yes, yes, Grandma.
Look, here's what we'll do.
I'll put it here.
And tomorrow we'll pack it up, okay?
Now, my dear, will you go to bed, please?
A girl like you needs her beauty sleep.
But wait,
we have to dance the Beguine until dawn.
Do you remember how we used to dance
at the Caffè Vittoria?
Oh, how would I ever forget, hmm?
You were the most beautiful.
Look, here's what we'll do.
- Hmm?
- Why don't you change into a nice dress.
- And then we keep dancing.
- All right.
Yes.
Mmm.
I'll miss her.
But she'll be good with her sister.
Mmm.
Ah!
Let's get back to you.
Mm-hmm.
This, my friend, is the Bible, huh?
MY STARS AND I
This is the one
and only text that you need
if you truly want to understand, okay?
To do your birth chart
and draw up your horoscope, day by day.
So that you can be
the true architect of your destiny.
Mmm.
Davide?
Alice.
- What are you doing lurking in the dark?
- I was just passing by, and
I really wanted
to clear things up about Paris.
At night? Not fooling anybody.
Can you hold up a second? Let's talk.
Why?
I don't want to waste any more
of my time with your excuses.
Can you give me one minute?
Good night.
Shit!
Oh God, I'm sorry. Are you hurt?
Yes. No, no, no. It's fine.
You see? It's safer when we stay apart.
A whole month of paintballing
wouldn't be enough to get over him.
Ugh, shit.
Carlo?
Carlo?
Come in.
Carlo?
Yeah.
He's temporarily sleeping here
on my couch.
Hopefully, he's already
gone back home to Cristina.
Oh.
Nice, it's very
you.
Yeah.
It is mine.
Come here. Come here.
There you are.
Uh, my brother always applied frozen food.
You can't imagine
how many accidents we had.
All right ♪
I can't focus
On what needs to get done ♪
I'm on notice
Hoping that you don't run, ah ♪
You think I'm tepid ♪
- How's it feeling?
- Fine.
Um, fine.
Where did you learn to wrap bandages?
And I'm just tryna play it cool now ♪
In films.
But that's not what I wanna do now ♪
And in these films,
is the guy waiting outside the house?
In those films,
it's always clear what he's there for.
You think it's not clear?
I wanna touch you
But don't wanna be weird ♪
It's such a rush ♪
You're not at all clear.
I told you
it was complicated.
But that's not what I wanna do now ♪
- Alice?
- Fuck.
Fuck.
I was hoping you'd made up with Cristina.
Yeah, she called me.
She said she wanted to see me,
but it was just
to give my stuff back.
By the way, I did some shopping.
I got beers, chips
- No, Carlo. You can't sleep here.
- I know. I'll figure something out soon.
No, you don't get it.
You can't stay here now!
Or tomorrow, or the day after tomorrow.
So, I got lime chips,
everything we need to make a spritz,
because, obviously,
you never have anything.
Are you listening at all?
Where am I supposed to go?
How should I know?
Go to your cousin's in Moncalieri.
- But my cousin lives in Pinerolo.
- Then go to Pinerolo, Carlo.
- Go!
- Alice, please.
Please, go.
- Let's not ruin our friendship, okay?
- You'll ruin it if you stay, Carlo.
Off you go!
Fine, I'll go.
All right. Oka okay, fine!
But I could be your crush ♪
Like, throw you for a rush, like ♪
Hoping you'd text me
So I could tell you ♪
I been thinking 'bout your touch like ♪
Touch, touch, touch, touch, touch ♪
Look up.
I could be your
Crush, crush, crush, crush, crush ♪
Look up.
I got a fascination
With your presentation ♪
Making me feel like
You're on my island ♪
You're my permanent vacation ♪
Crush, crush, crush, crush, crush ♪
Sorry ♪
I fill my calendar with stuff I can do ♪
Maybe if I'm busy
It could keep me from you ♪
And I'm pretending
You ain't been on my mind ♪
But I took an interest
In the things that you like, ah-ahh ♪
And I'm just tryna play it cool now ♪
But that's not what I wanna do now ♪
And I'm not tryna be with you now
You now ♪
But I could be your crush
Like, throw you for a rush, like ♪
Hoping you'd text me
So I could tell you ♪
I been thinking 'bout your touch like ♪
Touch, touch, touch, touch, touch ♪
I could be your
Crush, crush, crush, crush, crush ♪
I got a fascination
With your presentation ♪
Making me feel like
You're on my island ♪
You're my permanent vacation ♪
Touch, touch, touch, touch, touch ♪
I could be your
Crush, crush, crush, crush, crush ♪
And yeah it's true
That I'm a little bit intense, right ♪
But can you blame me
When you keep me on the fence, like ♪
And I've been waiting
Hoping that you'd wanna text, like ♪
Text like ♪
It's what I was born to do ♪
And yeah it's true
That I'm a little bit intense, right ♪
But can you blame me
When you keep me on the fence, like ♪
And I've been waiting
Hoping that you'd wanna text, like ♪
- Hey!
- Text like ♪
Ugh ♪
And I'm just tryna play it cool now ♪
But that's not what I wanna do now ♪
And I'm not tryna be with you now
You now ♪
But I could be your crush
Like, throw you for a rush, like ♪
Hoping you'd text me
So I could tell you ♪
I been thinking 'bout your touch like ♪
Touch, touch, touch, touch, touch ♪
I could be your
Crush, crush, crush, crush, crush ♪
I got a fascination
With your presentation ♪
Making me feel like you're on my island ♪
You're my permanent vacation ♪
Touch, touch, touch, touch, touch ♪
I could be your
Crush, crush, crush, crush, crush ♪
But I could be your crush ♪
Like, throw you for a rush, like ♪
Hoping you'd text me
So I could tell you ♪
I been thinking 'bout your touch like ♪
Touch, touch, touch, touch, touch ♪
I could be your
Crush, crush, crush, crush, crush ♪
I got a fascination
With your presentation ♪
Making me feel like
You're on my island ♪
You're my permanent vacation ♪
Crush, crush, crush, crush, crush ♪
Sorry ♪