An Astrological Guide for Broken Hearts (2021) s02e05 Episode Script


What Libras should learn,
is to focus their energy
on the positive side of the experiences
they may have had
with people who hurt them deeply.
Only if they succeed
in this difficult balance,
will they enjoy peace and success.
He did my new birth chart
on the spot,
based on the exact time I was born.
25 SEPTEMBER 1983, AT 11:45 P.M.
The thing is,
now I don't know who I am anymore.
Give it to me.
So, ah, "You are very kind,
generous and creative."
"Cruelty and selfishness
profoundly wound you."
This is you. It's you.
Okay, Tio, but this applies to everybody.
See? Watch.
- Olmo?
- Yeah?
Excuse me.
What would you think
if someone said this to you?
"You have a huge heart, Olmo."
"You're very kind, generous,
and creative."
"Cruelty and selfishness
profoundly wound you." Sounds right?
I'd say it's really spot on.
Yeah, I'm an extremely sensitive person.
Well done, well done. Thanks, Olmo.
What's he have to do with this?
This is all talking about you,
my little Libra.
That's what I'm also trying to say, Tio.
I'm still me, regardless of the chart.
Cool, I'm gonna go to the bathroom.
The journalists
are waiting for you in Studio B.
Everything's gonna be fine.
You got this.
- Oh, bonjour. You're back.
- Good morning.
- Good to be back.
- Oh, one sec okay?
Hello, Bodrato.
Hey, Paola.
Oh, Tio.
What a nice jacket.
Hello, gorgeous. Thanks.
Did you sew them on yourself?
We could raise the lights.
Lucia, let's take a few pictures
while we wait for Marlin,
if you don't mind.
You can do it, Alice.
- Lucia
- Hi.
I want you to fit it all in,
I hope that everything went
well, you know
- when you got back.
- Move your finger like this.
- Yes.
- I'd also like to see
- I appreciate you asking.
- It's perfect! Shoulders back
come and take a photo with me.
Davide, get over here too.
We'll get one with everyone in production.
Look at me.
Enough. Okay, thanks.
- All right.
- Thanks.
Paola, so where do you
want everybody to sit?
What about Marlin?
- I'll look for her.
- I'll go and see if
All good. I'll go.
Davide, you sit here.
And our Alice
we'll put her here.
Okay? Let's check everything
Don't move.
- and, uh
- Woo!
- Okay, I'll go.
- You go. Yeah, you go.
Who is she in there with?
No, I have no idea.
All I know is that
the stars saw her courting a Gemini.
- Shall we begin?
- Yes.
I believe Marlin will be here in a bit.
Let's start.
Some people think that astrology
is just a load of crap,
a total sham.
- Oh really?
- Yes.
How do you respond to this?
Everyone can believe
what they want, obviously,
but for me,
astrology is a tool that enlightens
the whole mind and body.
Our whole being.
All right.
Tio, you're a Gemini, right?
Certainly am.
As a Gemini,
do you believe in love?
Well, yes, I do,
but love comes, in fact, in a
variety of forms.
Certainly, but
what I mean is a kind of love that
lasts forever.
Well, then I'd say, is there
anything in the world that lasts forever?
Oh yes! Don't stop, keep going!
I'll accept that as an answer.
Alice, if I'm not mistaken,
you are a Libra,
Libra, Cancer rising.
Leo rising, actually.
Since Paris, I mean.
Okay. Yes,
I heard that you interviewed Professor
Klauzen, in Paris. Is that right?
The great guru of astrology.
How was that?
I, um
Tell me what you want
Tell me what you want, baby ♪
Tell me what you want ♪
I am everything I need ♪
I am everything I want, I am ♪
Yes, Alice filmed an exclusive interview
with a renowned professor
- Okay.
- that will be aired during our, um,
our special episode.
Yes, it will be, uh,
filmed entirely at Stupinigi.
It's our first live show.
So, don't miss all the action.
Please, excuse me. I've got to go.
I have another
production meeting to attend.
Mmm, sorry, one last question.
What's your sign, Davide?
I really must go.
- Good morning, Davide.
- Hey.
My love
Did I miss anything?
Obviously not.
See you soon.
Thank you, Mrs. Costa.
And we're very much looking forward
to reading your article.
Tonight, we'll try to post
something on our social media, sound good?
Great. Fabulous.
Thank you all.
Thank you, Paola.
- Bye, Tio
- See you very soon.
- and, mmm, everybody.
- Bye.
- See you soon.
- Goodbye.
- Ciao.
- Ciao.
- Come back soon.
- You're great, Paola.
Marlin, what did you want to do?
We are so honored.
You okay?
Yes, everything's okay.
- Cristina, wait.
- Leave me alone, Carlo.
Hi, Cristina.
What's wrong with the stars today?
Alice, it's a mess.
First, she tells me
she wants to fight for our relationship.
Don't worry. I'm almost done.
The next minute, everything's over.
- She said that she won't marry me.
- I'm sorry, Carlo.
I'm trying.
I'm trying to prove to her
that I'm not the same guy anymore.
You're an Aquarius.
When you're about to just give up,
an Aquarius
will loyally hang by your side
and stay with you until the end.
But then act
as if nothing had happened to you at all.
Opportunist, you ask?
Well, of course.
It makes sense from someone
whose favorite words
are "free" and "spirit,"
and who never wants
to be a part of the crowd.
Just as a solid basic principle,
they will argue any idea
as long as it contradicts one of yours.
It doesn't matter if they're claiming
that the Earth is actually flat,
or that they've seen life on Mars
"being like the others"
is the worst crime there is.
Carlo, she's pregnant.
So you gotta be the one convincing her.
Excuse me a sec.
We'll post it
on Instagram tonight, all right?
- Paola?
- Okay.
I was very insensitive.
Please forgive me.
I thought
of all people,
you would've understood what I felt.
My fears.
I understand, Paola, I do.
I really do.
I'm the one who's forced
to sacrifice my career.
Not you.
Not Giovanni.
I thought I could talk to you
openly about this
without being judged and hurt like that.
And most of all,
without your crazy astrological advice.
I was wrong.
I'm sorry.
I just assumed that
a woman in your position
would have probably shared
this important decision
with her husband, no?
That's all it is.
I, uh, I better go and get Sandro.
- Bye, Lucia.
- Bye, Paola. See you in the office.
- Alice.
- Hey.
"I, Carlo,
standing here wholeheartedly
in front of you, Cristina,
promise to always love you."
"Your love to me is like the water."
"No form, no contour."
"It's peaceful,
yet powerful."
"And I need it."
"I need it to keep me alive.
It gives me life!"
"You're my heart."
"I promise to support
to support you
in good times and bad times."
"And I promise that even if there were
to be a zombie apocalypse,
you can count on my ax, Cristina."
"And I can't wait to start spending
the rest of my life with you."
What do you think?
It's impressive.
I put that zombie part in
because those films she really likes,
so, well, you know,
I'll see
I may keep it or I might change it.
Yeah, but listen,
if you keep trying
to convince her with just words
you won't need to write
any wedding vows, you know?
I think what Cristina needs are actions.
Clear, honest, bold.
- Yes.
- Actions.
I'll make a note of it.
Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Actions. Thanks.
- You got it.
- Actions.
Young Siddhartha went down the promenade
Wearing a graphic tee of a Basquiat ♪
Matcha in hand with a newly lit
Newport cigarette ♪
Yes, my grandfather liked them.
So I wanted to keep them more classic.
I like them. It makes it brighter.
Oh shit.
Alice, hi.
How are you?
We have a visitor today.
Barbara came to say hi.
I was in the area and came
to check out the famous Dora TV,
now that I have the chance.
This is it.
This is where all the magic happens.
What the hell are you talking about?
While I'm here,
I was wondering if I, uh
could meet up with you for dinner, Alice?
I just had some ideas for the show,
and I'd like to speak with you about it.
Well, that's wonderful, right?
I'm sure that Alice
will certainly be honored
to accept your invitation,
isn't that right?
Think of an excuse, Alice.
Think of an excuse.
You and I?
Tonight, if that works for you?
Eight o'clock, maybe?
Tonight, um
Tonight sucks.
um, is perfect.
I'll tell Cristina
to book it for 8:00 p.m.
- Well, shall we?
- Yes.
- Have a good day.
- See you later.
See you later.
And now,
my humble office is right over here.
I've been reduced to this hall.
Please excuse the mess.
What am I gonna do?
you've got nothing to hide.
Do you?
So are you going to tell me
what happened in Paris?
I told you.
Nothing happened at all.
Oh my dear Lord.
Tio, what are you doing?
This is amazing.
Surprising me each day
a little more, my little Libra.
And now,
you're afraid because of Barbara
Yeah, it's a problem.
It's a big ass problem.
No need to panic, okay?
I have a plan.
Tonight, I'm your co-pilot.
Like in Top Gun?
only that nobody dies tonight, okay?
Let's pretend we bump into each other
outside the restaurant,
and, uh, you introduce us,
and I ask if I may join
your tête-à-tête because
- Because, uh, uh
- Because?
after my torrid story
with my cousin Martinez's girl,
I simply gotta vent my anger!
No good?
I'll figure out another story.
They're just words, Alice.
I can't drink while I'm pregnant.
It's for me.
In case I decide
to drown out all my feelings.
- Mama.
- Sweetheart.
Just wanted you to think about it.
You were right about one thing, though.
- What's that?
- Ah-ta-ta-ta-ta, stop gossiping, ladies.
I just found out.
And I couldn't be any happier.
Ah, you women are wonderful.
Just give us guys a chance
every once in a while. Come on.
A little bit of champagne?
It won't harm you or our baby.
Oh, all right.
- Here.
- Thanks.
Okay, raise your glasses to
Day Care with Papa Giovanni.
He's decided to take
a bit of time off work
so that he can look after a
Our little
- Sagittarius, you say?
- Mm-hmm.
I figured it was my turn this time.
Hey, Tio.
At 7:30. I'm just reminding you.
What makes you think
You're too good for me? ♪
What makes me miss
The way we used to be? ♪
It's getting late
Staying around yours ♪
Or simple?
Both, Alice.
- Well, I don't know, babe ♪
- All right now ♪
I think I can move on ♪
You can do this.
You've got it.
I'm tryna get my life on track ♪
I'm not joking, all right, Tio?
If you forgot, I'm gonna kill you.
Stuck wasting time ♪
Oh shit.
Heaven only knows I need them ♪
One day you are here
The next day you are gone ♪
What's that all about?
Where'd it all come from? ♪
You say I'm the wrong guy
To sit with and stand by ♪
- Good evening.
- Good evening.
Good evening.
Good evening.
Damn you, Tio!
It's nice to know my life's on track ♪
Right this way.
Thank you.
Excuse me?
Could I have a minute, please?
Of course.
Good evening.
I was beginning to think
you had snubbed me.
No, of course not.
Marvelous place.
I've never been here.
- No?
- No.
- Although, I do know it's very famous.
- Yes.
My fiancé
used to bring me here often.
I imagine you know about Claudio.
Davide doesn't talk much about it.
But you seem to be
an exception to that rule.
Am I wrong?
- How about something to drink.
- Yes.
They make an incredible French 75.
Yes, ma'am.
Two of the usual. Thank you, Marie.
Of course.
May I also bring you some water?
Uh, yes, if you would.
I guess you might be wondering
why I really invited you
to dinner tonight.
And you've obviously figured out that
the work meeting was
only an excuse.
Well, yes.
A bit.
I just want to know if you love him.
Alice, I've seen the way
he always looks at you.
Davide has never looked at me like that.
So, I
I, um
just want to know how
How you
feel about him.
Excuse me for being so bold,
it's just that
It's just that I know too well
how brief life is.
How useless
how entirely useless it is
to waste what little time we have.
I've never seen Davide
as happy as when he's with you.
I've never seen his eyes light up
like whenever you're around.
Or seen him
so intensely focused on his job since
since Claudio passed away.
And it was difficult.
And it is difficult.
And plus, Davide believes
that if he left me, I'd fall to pieces.
Would you fall to pieces?
I don't love him.
He reminds me of him.
Being with Davide is
my way to feel close to Claudio.
I don't want to hurt anybody, though.
We hurt people sometimes.
It's inevitable.
Thank you for this surprising dinner.
It was a pleasure.
may I offer you a ride?
If you'd like.
Of course, you'll have to put up
with the mess and all, but
Yes, thanks.
- Right here.
- Okay.
Am I allowed ♪
To look at her like that? ♪
Could it be wrong ♪
When she's just so nice to look at? ♪
And she smells
Like lemongrass and sleep ♪
She tastes like apple juice and peach ♪
Oh, you would find her
In a Polaroid picture ♪
No, don't. It's broken. Wait.
There you go.
Thank you.
I think we could be good friends,
Miss Bassi.
After all, us women are
are always pitted against each other,
especially when a man is involved.
Wouldn't it be nice
if it wasn't like that for once?
And she smells
Like lemongrass and sleep ♪
She tastes like apple juice and peach ♪
Oh, you would find her
In a Polaroid picture ♪
Have a good night.
Good night.
means everything to me ♪
Oh ♪
Oh ♪
Oh ♪
Oh my God, Tio!
Oh ♪
I'm outside your house.
You'd better open up, Tio.
You traitor.
- Hey.
- Why say it was just an interview, Andrea?
An interview.
I didn't mean it!
You didn't, hmm?
Then you didn't mean it
when you told everybody
that you never believed
in everlasting love?
No! It was just a sound bite.
They're just words, okay?
Words are never just words, Tiziano.
You knew perfectly well what I believed
about love when we met, right?
I think I've made some progress.
Haven't I?
Hey, wait, what's going on here?
Okay, listen.
This isn't working.
Not like this.
All right?
No, it's not all right, Tiziano.
Because I'm ready to share
my whole life with you, completely,
in every possible way.
But you
You complicate everything
that's easy and simple.
You always need drama.
Whereas for me,
just being with you is more than enough.
Living together, being toge
You knew a relationship
wasn't going to be easy for me!
It's not easy for anyone, Tiziano!
But you don't even try.
Okay, um
I'll need time, though.
I need time to
think about everything.
I need time to think.
Give him time.
What use would it be?
He's already decided.
I'm not sure love,
as we feel it, really exists, Alice.
Maybe it's time we grow up.
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