Analog Squad (2023) s01e03 Episode Script

- I'm going in.
- Okay.
Keg! Keg! Hold on.
Here's the rest of your pay.
- And this is Bung's.
- Thanks.
Good luck. Thanks again.
- Page me if you need anything.
- Okay, I will.
Where's the emergency room?
Ma!
- How's Dad, Ma?
- What happened to your leg, Bung?
I twisted my ankle.
Wait. Where? Where did you fall?
Uh, this is Keg. He's a friend.
- Hello.
- Hello.
How's Dad doing, Ma?
He's okay now.
He broke his leg. They operated on it.
Is that his room?
- I'm going in, Ma.
- You're not allowed yet.
Doctor said no visitors.
Bung.
Someone died too.
What?
I I don't know the person.
Police said they were in the car with Dad.
It was a woman.
He was the one driving,
and it wasn't even his car.
Can you take me to my dad?
I don't know where he is!
- What is your dad's name?
- Kanet Chaowwiwatkul.
He just came out of
the operating room. He's in recovery now.
Please stay calm.
What the hell?
How can that be your dad's name?
You must be Bung.
INPATIENT DEPARTMEN
Mom! Mom!
Mom. Mom! No, stop!
- Stop, Mom!
- Hey!
- No! No! Stop, Mom!
- What are you doing to my dad?
Mom.
Mom!
Mom's dead, Dad.
- Are you okay?
- Of course I am! Why wouldn't I be?
Bung!
Just hit me. I know you're not okay.
Oh! Oh!
Ow!
You can hit.
You can always rely on me.
Hmm.
Okay. It's nice.
Hmm.
You know,
every year on my birthday,
my dad was never with me.
But I never made a fuss
because I thought he had to work.
But now I feel like
I've been lied to all these years.
That kid looks like
he's more than ten years old.
That means he's been lying to me
for over ten years now!
Maybe he just didn't know how to tell you.
He might have thought
it would really hurt you if he did.
Then why did he do it in the first place?
He just wanted to have a mistress.
Everyone lies for their own sake, Keg.
No one does
to protect others from getting hurt.
Thank you, Lil.
Hmm.
Gotta go.
Okay.
Lil! Hold on a sec.
You up for having a couple of drinks,
since we won't see each other again?
What's wrong? You scared I'll make a move?
Come on.
You got a spare bulb?
I never use that light.
Bung's dad's doing okay. Keg paged me.
Oh. That's good.
You haven't changed.
You mean I'm lazy?
No. You love to party.
There are bottles everywhere.
Nah, I don't party anymore.
Ha!
Do you cook now?
I used to beg you,
but you never cooked for me.
You were my boyfriend then.
Now you're my guest.
As a boyfriend,
you were supposed to take care of me.
That's why we broke up.
I'll wait over there.
Hey!
You remembered my favorites!
Drink up.
Go on. Have some water.
You'll feel better.
Take it.
It's been so long since I had these.
Mm! Tastes great.
Cheers.
Cheers.
Hmm!
You in a hurry?
Yeah, I guess you are.
You don't work tomorrow?
I'll worry about that later.
Let's take a picture.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Only two of these in the world.
One of two originals.
Do you have to go?
No.
I've got all the documents here.
Please sign them.
An autopsy's being performed
on your mother,
so you'll need to wait till tomorrow
to claim the body.
Take these documents with you
when you go to get her body, okay?
Do you have any family?
I can call them for you.
Argh! Come on!
Hmm?
Well, he is your brother.
Who is?
Pagelink 291. How may I help you?
Nine, zero, one, nine, nine, nine.
You didn't say goodbye, you prick.
"Prick" is not allowed, ma'am.
I know that. I'm not sending it.
I just wanted to say it.
Oh man. Shit.
"Shit" is even more inappropriate.
Uh
Never mind. I've gotta go.
- The other one was cool white.
- Well, this works too.
Why weren't you this nice
when we were together?
I was your boyfriend then.
Now I'm your guest.
It's weird, huh?
When we dated, I got upset with you
over the smallest things.
I didn't like anything you said.
But now that we're friends
I think you're nice.
Today's a great day.
TEAM MEETING
CALL TO CONFIRM THE ACTORS, 10/NOV/99
Let me do a quick check.
Sign here.
Thanks a lot.
Ma!
Ma?
Ma, it's me!
- Hang on a sec.
- Hmm.
Ma?
Ma.
What are you doing?
Why didn't you open the store?
Have you eaten anything yet?
I guess that's the new computer.
GUARANTEED NOT TO EXPLODE
READY FOR Y2K
Your dad's got
a sense of humor.
Do you
think computers will explode
and airplanes will crash?
What if it's really bad? What if we were
in an accident and rushed to the hospital
on December 31st at 11:59 p.m.
when the clock strikes 12?
Will everything just shut down?
Sounds like a Jerry Bruckheimer movie.
So what do you think'll happen
in the millennium?
Hmm
Well, Bhichit'll be governor
for a second term.
The baht'll probably keep going down.
The Sixth Sense will win an Oscar.
England will win the Euro.
And, uh,
Liverpool will be champs in the Double!
Yes!
It's a drag!
They got disqualified.
Otherwise, they could win a triple.
Right?
Hmm.
Uh
You sure have a lot of movies.
How much is a membership?
Why do you ask? You live in Khao San.
Why come here to rent videos?
Well, we don't have
the selection that you do.
Two hundred for the membership.
Thirty for each rental.
Seven days per rental.
Five baht a day if you're late.
Hmm.
Well
Do you have any Chinese series?
You like watching them too?
Hmm. They're really long.
How about Demi-Gods and Semi-Devils?
Mm-hmm.
Rent ten, get one free.
How many do you want?
I'll get one.
Mm.
Here.
Mm.
Oh. Hey, Bung.
This is from Pond.
Just give it back to him for me, okay?
I don't wanna get paid
for deceiving someone.
I don't want that car anymore.
It's yours.
Do whatever you want with it.
Bung!
How's your dad doing?
Why didn't you tell me about it?
I was busy.
Let's go visit him together.
Hmm.
Okay, baby?
- Oh, I missed you so much.
- I missed you too.
This is Keg.
Oh! You went on that job with her.
Thank you for taking care of Bung.
- Let's go buy some stuff for your dad.
- Hmm.
- Okay.
- Hmm? Good.
- Are you tired?
- Mm-hmm.
That's okay.
I'll recharge your batteries.
Hmm?
Sore throat.
Thanks for sticking around today.
Don't be a stranger.
- Oh, I won't.
- Right. Forgot.
- See ya.
- Bye!
Khao San, please.
NANA RAMA MEMBER CARD
Ah! Holy moly!
Check this one out, girl.
- How about this one?
- Hey, that's hot.
Look. Oh. Or this one?
Oh, he's back!
Keg! Keg! Keg!
- Yes?
- Come here for a minute.
- Well, hello there!
- Hello, ladies.
Isn't he handsome?
Hey, Keg, remember that magazine
that came to interview me?
Mm-hmm.
Yai invited me
to do a swimwear photoshoot.
Listen. The top models'll be on the cover,
and all the models my age will be in it.
Except for me.
And me.
Hold on. They invited you two,
but your husbands won't let you do it.
Honey, we're picking some swimsuits.
You wanna help, huh?
How about this one?
- This one's nice!
- Gorgeous!
- Romantic!
- Um, no. That one's out of style.
- Out of style?
- Out of style?
Well, how about Look at this one.
Pink makes you look young.
- It does! Oh yes! Ooh! Ooh!
- Ooh!
- Mom, hold on. Let me have a look.
- What is it honey?
Don't you think it's too babyish?
Hey, listen.
Since it's your big comeback, Pupae,
you should wear something like this.
- Ooh.
- Wow! It would be awesome.
That's really true.
Wait a second, girls.
They want me to put on swimsuits.
How am I supposed to swim with that one?
I'd need to diet for months!
- You can always take a shortcut.
- How?
Get pretty with surgery!
I'd like to do it naturally.
I'm a natural kinda gal.
So I hear!
Well, for sure, a lot of Americans
are not waiting for it to happen,
whatever it may be.
They're stocking up and playing it safe.
Be sure that you have batteries
for your flashlights.
They're buying
hand-crank flashlights
and other back-to-basics items.
Jackie is stocking her house
with a year's worth of food.
I can grind the wheat
and make bread.
Just in case, though,
I'm prepared.
Fuck!
What are you doing, Michael?
Calm down, man!
I'm rehearsing Judgment Day.
Huh?
The end of the world. Millennium. Y2K.
Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom,
boom, boom, boom, boom, boom!
We need to be prepared!
We depend too much on electricity.
But no fire, okay?
How about gas?
No!
Oh.
Take this, just in case.
I don't know what this is,
but thanks a lot.
- No fire!
- Okay, okay.
Fine!
And no gas.
Gonna tell my Mom, you asshole!
Mom?
- Oh boy.
- Can you help me?
One, two, three, go.
- Mm. Yeah.
- My back!
- That's it.
- Slowly.
One more time. Again.
One, two, three, go.
I can't do it.
What's the matter?
Are you okay?
I'm scared, Keg.
What are you scared of?
I'm scared it won't turn out well.
The more people out there,
the more comparisons there'll be.
I don't wanna be a failure.
Look at me now, Keg.
Mom.
I told you, didn't I,
that you have a nice body?
Hmm.
Having a nice body as a mom and as a model
are two different things, honey.
Mom.
If it stresses you out,
why'd you accept it?
Because it felt so good
for an old model like me
to be wanted again.
Today, I'm I'm just that old model
who owns the "ex-nude stars' hostel"
listed in that guidebook there.
Keg, I
I wanna prove to everyone
that I'm still good enough
to make the cover.
And that I'm not just
some random listing in a guidebook.
All right.
Then, I'm gonna coach you, Mom,
and take you to the photo shoot.
- Mm-hmm.
- When is it?
January 15th.
Do we have time?
You'll be the prettiest one on the cover.
- Mm!
- You ready?
- Okay, let's do it. I'm in.
- All right! Let's stretch!
Okay. Just tell me what to do, all right?
Okay. One, two, three.
Go. Exhale.
That's it. Good.
One, two. Come on, Mom!
One, two, three.
Two. One, two.
One, two. One, two. One. Okay!
I'VE ALMOST REACHED MY SAVINGS GOAL
I'M GONNA APPLY FOR A VISA
NICE. MOO'S RESTAURAN
IN QUEENS IS HIRING
- It'll fit great right here.
- Right here? Okay.
- One, two, three.
- Yes.
Gosh! This is a real workout.
I CAN LEAVE AFTER 15TH JAN
Right, left. Right, left.
Right, left. Right, left. Right, left.
COOL
SEE YOU
Everything seems to be
an emergency with you.
Do you ever know when you need time off?
Ask for a day off ahead of time.
It gives us time to replace you.
- I'm sorry.
- You can't just leave whenever you want.
If you don't, then next time,
instead of filling out a leave request,
fill out a resignation form.
Can you do that?
- Do you understand?
- Yes.
Okay. Go.
How'd it go, Keg?
I got chewed out.
Boss told me to fill out
a resignation form if I take off again.
Oh.
I'LL BE IN PHANG NGA FOR THREE DAYS.
I'LL PAGE YOU WHEN I GET BACK. BUNG
Pagelink 235.
How can I help?
CALL ME BACK / DAD
LET'S WATCH NANG NAK / BUNG
HOW ARE YOU? FROM AUNTIE AEW
SWEET DREAMS TO YOU TOO / RAY (M)
RAY (M)
I DREAMED OF YOU LAST NIGHT / RAY (M)
HAPPY ONE-YEAR ANNIVERSARY / RAY (M)
WANNA MOVE IN TOGETHER? / RAY (M)
There it goes!
Hey, he's about to pass you.
- They're so close! Look at that!
- He's ahead of you now.
Look! Go, go, go!
- Yes, yes, yes!
- You bet.
- Oh! So close!
- This turn's really rough.
Why is getting girls
harder than modifying cars?
Hey.
You got a crush on someone?
She doesn't seem to be into men,
but she's really cute.
Hmm? What's her name?
Bung.
Sounds like a bug!
- Hey!
- Hey. You like her?
I just know
that she'll be a hard one to get.
Well, that depends on
how hard you go after her.
Hey. Listen.
When I started dating my girlfriend,
it was really fucking hard.
- Yeah?
- Hmm.
No one in my entire family liked her,
so we decided to end it.
Twenty years later,
we got back together.
The timing worked out,
and we were both single.
Hmm. Mm.
Classic.
Are you still together now?
Uh, mm, yeah.
That's wild!
You've never told me that.
Wow! Hey!
- Ruk?
- Hmm?
I'm going to America.
What the hell?
You just got back from a trip.
And you're going away again?
Didn't you catch enough shit this morning?
I'm not going on a trip this time.
I'm movin' there.
What about your job?
Pagers are dying out, man.
Nothing is for sure today.
Also, the baht is
so freakin' weak right now.
Our country sucks.
I don't know when it'll get better.
So
what'd your family say?
I haven't told them.
I'll tell them when I leave town.
Your mother's alone, right?
Well, yeah.
But I can still
take care of her from there.
You should also
start looking for a new job.
They said our world would go through
three major changes.
Mm?
The first one was
when Columbus discovered America.
The third one was
the arrival of the Internet.
Okay. What was the second one?
- I forgot.
- You ass.
That went nowhere.
You know, at my age,
I'm not that scared of change.
Least, I don't think so.
You mean, I won't be cured,
even if I get it taken out?
To be totally honest with you,
there's a chance that it'll come back.
If you have it removed and it returns,
the next step would be chemotherapy.
Hey!
Sorry about that.
Guess that's it, then.
Hey, Bung.
If you'd come any later,
I was gonna have to walk.
Uh
So, Bung, how's the store doing
these days?
You know, I think your idea of turning it
into a DVD store is the right move.
Everyone else is doing it. We should.
Would you mind
taking me to Wat Suthi Wararam?
I wanna go to her funeral.
How could you do this to us?
Every time you left us,
I always thought
you were traveling for work.
I worried.
I waited for you.
I never complained
because I thought you had to work hard
to take care of me and Ma.
But this is what you did?
Dad, how can you sit here
and act as if nothing's happened?
But we had fun.
You were always happy, weren't you?
I took good care of you both, didn't I?
But that happiness was all pretend, Dad.
Bung.
You're an adult now.
You need to understand
that this is how life is.
No one ever gets
everything they want in this world.
I feel like I don't know you anymore.
Did you ever love us?
Bung.
If I didn't,
I'd have left.
MS. NATTAPORN PONGSAI
BORN 15 JULY 1962
DIED 25 NOVEMBER 1999
NANA RAMA
You left the hospital this morning.
Where've you been?
I went to her funeral.
Just take your stuff
and get out!
Don't come back!
Take your stuff and don't ever come back!
Let me go! Let go!
Bung.
Bung.
I'm coming in.
Bung.
I need you to do something for me.
Can you take Bie to buy some stuff?
He's still young,
and he's got no one right now.
Bung.
Please don't hate him.
He did nothing wrong.
HOW SHOULD GRANDPA TAKE
HIS ANTIBIOTICS AGAIN? FROM GRANDMA
Hey. The grandkids left a while ago.
Why are you still cooking so much food?
Well, I miss them.
This is Mon's favorite,
and this is what Mag liked to eat.
The veggie stir-fry is for Mam.
Before you eat,
did you take your medicine?
Oh, right. Not yet.
You have to take this one in the evening,
and half of these in the morning.
Hey. Are you sure about that?
What if you got it mixed up
and I collapse on the floor
in convulsions?
Mm. How can I get it wrong?
It's written right here on the packets.
You never know.
Maybe your eyesight's getting bad.
Hey. Why don't you page Mag
and ask her again?
Mm.
Look. Mag rewrote the instructions
in big letters.
But don't worry. I already paged her
and asked her again.
Here.
Is this the house?
- Left corner in the third alley?
- I guess so.
He eats pricey stuff.
Hey! You bought them for him, didn't you?
You know what?
Dad never bought
this kind of stuff for me.
You brought me some stuff?
Dad already paged me about it.
Just put it there.
Did you get everything?
They were out of sausages.
It's okay.
You can get them next time.
But make sure
they're the crispy-skinned ones.
I'm not your maid.
Mom usually bought things for me.
Since when did Dad play golf?
As long as I can remember.
Really?
Hey.
Don't be a crybaby.
You're gonna have to learn
to take care of yourself.
Make a list of what you want to eat.
But I won't be here all the time.
So write it down.
Thank you.
Ugh. I can't believe it.
I thought this only happened in movies.
Do you think your family's
hiding any secrets from you?
What do you mean?
My dad plays competitive golf,
and I never had a clue.
In my family, he was just a salesman
who didn't play any sports.
Mine probably does,
but I don't think it's as bad as yours.
I told you what mine was.
What about yours?
You didn't tell me about it. I was there.
If it's a family secret, you've gotta
be in the family to know them.
Fine, Brother Mon.
- Tell your sister, Mag, about them.
- Hmm.
The job's over.
Don't go method.
Here he goes
across to the other side.
The defenders block the shot.
He passes the ball. A defender blocks it
Yes! Yeah!
What a shot!
Manchester United has a 3-1 lead!
- Let's see the highlight.
- Yes! We're top of the league!
They're on fire, folks!
They are really showing their talents
That was in!
That was a goal, I'm telling you.
- Manchester United
- The header, and then in the goal.
stand a good chance
of winning it all again!
You know what?
Our mouths can tell lies,
but our hearts can't do it.
Hmm?
Is your name Keg?
Mm-hmm.
You're a call center agent?
Yes.
You live with your mom,
and you love her a lot.
Mm-hmm.
You love the Red Devils.
What?
Why would you lie
about something like that?
Well,
I wanted to cheer you up back then.
Just go home now.
Don't eat too much greasy food, okay?
Take it easy. You're still coughing a bit.
Come on! You should get going!
I'll look after him.
Don't forget to take your medicine
with every meal, honey.
And remember
to water my cactus plant as well.
Sure.
Bye now!
You're going there to surprise them,
but they might surprise you instead.
Take care now.
One, two, zero, zero.
I'm 453. How may I help you?
Yes, sir. Seven, six, three, four,
five, zero. May I have your message?
"Miss you."
Yes. Can you please hold?
Oh fuck!
BANGKOK - PHANG NGA
Fuck!
Oh, Bung!
Fuck!