Andi Mack (2017) s02e08 Episode Script

There's A Mack In The Shack

1 BEX: Previously, on Andi Mack Over here, I'm wide open! Come on! What can I do to make things better between us? - Quit.
- Quit? Go play on a girls' team.
There is no girls' team! That's not my problem.
This is where we live now.
Welcome home.
Gotta get this place in shape.
We're selling it.
But it's our house! You don't live here anymore.
What about AndiShack? We gotta clean that up, too.
You really do need to tell Andi.
BEX: Are you kidding? She's gonna be crushed! ANDI: AndiShack has been there for my whole life! There's nothing else like it.
(SIGHS) She's still making cranes? Ten more since you last saw.
Oh, thanks.
- Well, that's an impressive flock.
- Mm.
HAM: Is she ever gonna stop? When she reaches a thousand.
And then what happens? Then her wish is supposed to come true.
Which it won't.
Should we try to talk to her? There's only one thing she wants to hear us say, and we can't say it.
(CHUCKLES) When you look for me, what do you find? The moment you think of most to bring me back to you When it comes to you, I am well-versed I've held you in my arms, I was the first HAM: That's beautiful.
It could be in a museum.
She's made so many amazing things out there.
(SIGHS) Yeah.
I just wish that selling the house didn't mean she needed to lose AndiShack.
I was thinking the same thing.
- Ah! - What? That's why she's doing it.
Those cranes are a glorious flock of guilt, flying right at us.
- So we'll change our minds? - Mm.
She's crafty.
- In more ways that one.
- (CHUCKLES) I will remember this Forever in my heart Forever this moment Forever starts now (THEME MUSIC PLAYING) I'm standing on the edge And everything I kno-o-ow Has blown away Life is upside down But any way it go-o-oes I'll work it out Oh oh oh oh oh Here we go One, two, three! I'm ready for tomorrow Tomorrow starts today There ain't no map to follow But I'm with you all the way I'm ready for tomorrow Tomorrow starts today There ain't no map to follow But I'm with you all the way All the way Hello? Come in.
Thought you might want some breakfast.
No, I'm I'm good.
Oh they're lovely.
Thanks.
If only they could really fly and lift AndiShack away.
You know, before the bulldozers get here.
(SCOFFS) No bulldozers are coming.
They might as well be.
Andi if there was a way to save AndiShack, we would.
Do you mean, besides not selling the house? You can keep the AndiShack sign and all of this.
That's just Andi's stuff, piled in a corner, under a sign.
This is AndiShack.
And more than anyone else you know that.
I do.
But now that it's just Pops and me, this house is too big.
It's getting so quiet.
But you like quiet.
One of your favorite expressions is "Keep it down in there.
" (LAUGHS) I know, and I miss saying it.
You know what else I miss? Wet towels on your bed.
Lights left on in every room.
Glitter footprints tracked in from AndiShack.
Well I could come over more often, and do all those things.
That would be nice.
And if I did that, maybe you wouldn't have to sell the house? Maybe I wouldn't.
Would you be willing to give such an arrangement a shot? I would.
(BOTH LAUGH) But seriously, hang up your wet towels? (LAUGHS) Hey.
What's he doin'? Calculating his odds of getting a chocolate chip muffin.
It's like they know I'm coming, and they disappear right when they see me.
They're muffins.
They don't have eyes.
You're thinking of Danishes.
- (ANDI LAUGHS) - That's funny.
What is? I think today's your day.
Shh! You'll jinx it.
I won't do banana nut again.
I won't do it! I'm just gonna grab one.
Same as it ever was.
TIME OF DEATH: 7:52.
Look away, Cyrus.
Look away.
Ah, oh, good.
Which of these is feathered, flared, or vampy? I have a quiz coming up.
Ooh.
Not my area of expertise.
But feathered, flared and definitely vampy.
Huh.
Now it seems so obvious.
- I've got some news.
- Tell me.
CeCe's not selling the house.
Yes, she is.
CeCe doesn't change her mind.
It goes against her long-held belief of being right about everything.
Well, there's been a new development.
CeCe won't sell the house if I spend some more time there.
So the new development is, she's manipulating you? (SIGHS) I'll do whatever I have to do to save AndiShack.
Including giving in to her blackmail? It's not blackmail.
It was my idea.
You may think it was your idea, but it was her power of suggestion that made you think it was your idea in the first place.
You talk about her like she's a supervillain.
Yes.
Good luck with the eyelashes.
Vampy.
Good morning! Good morning.
What's with all the boxes? I wasn't sure which kind you liked.
So I don't have to have muesli? I'm not your mom anymore.
I'm your CeCe.
And breakfast at CeCe's is fun! (LAUGHS) I do have muesli, though, heh.
Want some muesli? I never wanted muesli.
Okay.
I like to create my own signature blend.
Oh, how disgus original.
Be my guest, blend away.
In fact, I am gonna join you.
(LAUGHS) HAM: Good morning.
CECE: Morning.
What's the matter? My flavors are off.
- I need Scadoodles.
- No What? Give it to her.
Her flavors are off.
So, how is yours? Mm, it's delicious.
- Right? - Mmm.
Oh, shoot! I'm late.
I only have left enough time to skip breakfast.
- Oh.
- Huh.
(LAUGHS) Bye, guys.
- Bye.
- Bye.
Whew! - Muesli? Mm-hmm.
- Yes, please! (BELL RINGS) Okay, everybody.
Quadratic equations exam tomorrow.
Oh, Buffy, a minute? What's up, Mr.
C? I have a favor.
There's a student who needs tutoring.
- You want me? - I think you'd be great at it.
And it's algebra, which you can do in your sleep.
I can, and I have.
But I've never tutored before.
I have full confidence in you.
And you're kind of my last hope.
We've been through a lot of tutors already.
Sure.
I'm happy to try.
Who is it? He's actually a teammate of yours.
Oh.
Well, as long as it isn't - Him? - Her? - No way! - I'm out.
You don't have an option.
You fail this class, and you're off the team.
You don't want that, do you? Only in my wildest dreams.
But he he's your teammate.
And in his own wise words, which he recently shared with me "That's not my problem.
" Welcome to the bottom of the bottom, the insane asylum If I saw 'em and I had to get 'em, Yeah, I prolly got 'em Corner boostin', Mix up the solution, I am such a problem Crazy goon and gone off that pollution with a group of goblins (SHOUTING): You want me to ask her to turn it down? No! There's sound coming out of that room again! - Don't you love it? - Well, of course I do.
If you ready, come and visit us On the wild side, where we residents and prisoners On the wild side Oh.
Is it too loud? No! Turn it up! You called this music "ear trash.
" My ears had a change of heart! 'Bout to hit lick By default, guilty to the law Since I been a kid Where'd you learn to do that? I've been taking classes! I thought you were I thought you were taking some kind of cardio! (LAUGHS) What does this look like to you? ANDI: Come join us! - Go, Pops.
- Come on! You know you want to! Oh, I don't want to.
I have to! - Whoo! - That's right, come on! The wild side, the wild side Born rebel, we born running We push the pedal to the metal and keep it jumping Yeah, you know that we won't stop Yeah you know that we can't stop HAM: Breakfast is so much fun when you stay over.
- Frosted.
- Mm-hmm.
But not too sweet.
With a hint of peanut butter.
- Nailed it! - (CHUCKLES) Guess who landed two tickets to the Tape Tunnel? Me.
- Take me! - No, take me! What is it? It's the new exhibit at the art museum.
It's like a spiderweb, but it's made out of packing tape, and you can climb through it! Oh.
It's okay, you can take her.
Okay, eat up.
Our entry time is 9:15.
- This morning? - What about school? Ah, you can be a little late.
I'm skipping school and this is your idea? It's only a few hours.
I can call the school and let 'em know you'll be a little late.
Okay! Come on! We gotta go! I haven't finished my cereal yet.
Okay, we'll stop for a donut.
"We'll stop for a donut"? Toto, we aren't in Kansas anymore.
Speaking of Toto, can we get a dog? I haven't completely lost my mind.
(LAUGHS) Two, three, four Crud! Another day, another soul-crushing disappointment.
Incoming.
This is how it is, Buffy.
You have to tutor me.
I'm team captain.
Sure, T.
J.
Here's your first lesson: X times Y equals ain't gonna happen.
Well, if I'm not on the team, then you "ain't gonna" win another game.
(SCOFFS) If you don't pass me the ball, why should I help you pass a class? Fine.
I'll pass you the ball.
Do we have a deal? No.
You get my friend Cyrus here, a chocolate chocolate chip muffin then we have a deal.
You can't get your own muffin? I didn't need this extra level of embarrassment.
But no.
Well, I can do it, but teach a man to fish? Walk to the muffin like you already own it.
He can't do that.
Hey, don't tell him what he can't do.
Dancing with danger is on my bucket list.
Then what do I do? Take the muffin.
That's it? Just don't let anybody stand in your way.
Mind if I, uh (STUDENTS PROTESTING) - Hey.
- (PROTESTS STOP) He's with me.
You're gonna taste so sweet.
I'll need at least a C-plus.
Why doesn't anyone in this family answer their phones? I'm sorry, I left mine upstairs.
What's wrong? I got a call from the school.
Andi never showed up.
She was only supposed to be a little late.
Why was she supposed to be late? Your mom took her to a tape tunnel.
You can crawl through it.
Uh, I I don't know, it's a thing, uh Well, it doesn't take eight hours to crawl through a tape tunnel.
- (LAUGHING) - Right? Where were you? You had me worried sick! You know what's great if you're feeling sick? Tea! They're not usable, they're decorative only.
- Not important right now.
- All right.
Huh? You should've called somebody.
We were having fun.
I lost track of time.
Sound familiar? I was a kid when I said that.
You're supposedly a responsible adult.
This deal is a terrible idea.
What deal? Uh, it wasn't really a deal.
It was kind of a deal.
Andi agreed to spend more time here so you wouldn't have to sell the house.
Don't you think you should've consulted me? Yes.
I have an idea.
You sell the house, but not AndiShack.
I'm confused but intrigued.
Keep going.
Take AndiShack with you.
Move it to your new backyard.
- Would that even be possible? - Sure! Celia, you're doin' it again.
Stop getting her hopes up.
But it is possible! Not if we move to Paris.
- Are you moving to Paris? - Paris? No, it's just a foolish dream, like sailing around the world.
Us, can you imagine? I can.
So we can live our foolish dreams.
If we sell the house.
Then, I I think you should.
You guys both really deserve it.
Oh, Andi, you're not standing in the way.
We should go.
I need to find out what I missed at school today.
You know what's weird? Tell me.
At first, I didn't want them to sell the house.
But now I don't care as much about the house.
I just really, really don't want to lose them.
Oh, Tin Man, you had a heart all along.
Stop.
I'm I feel guilty.
- About what? - You thought CeCe was manipulating me.
But she wasn't.
She tried really, really hard, Bex.
She bought cereal that she hates and pretended to eat it.
Then we had a dance party, in my room.
That sounds awkward.
No.
She's a good dancer.
I mean it.
She's changed.
She's fun now.
She is? Like how fun? On a scale of one to me? (KNOCKING ON DOOR) Who is it? Is it her? CeCe! I'm so sorry! No, I'm sorry.
You didn't do anything.
Neither did you.
I manipulated you.
It didn't work, but Actually, it did.
We took the house off the market.
Wait.
No.
No.
You have to sell the house.
Hey.
Shh.
It's just for now.
We need a plan.
Your father wants to live on a boat, which no.
- (LAUGHS) - Hey, congratulations.
Your little scheme worked.
You're the puppet master now.
But I do still want to hang out.
I mean, if you do.
I'm on my way to dance class if you wanna join me.
Yeah! (LAUGHS) - Go get dressed! - Okay.
- (CLEARS THROAT) - Oh! You're welcome to join us.
No, no, I couldn't.
Impossible Well, if you insist.
Go get dressed.
What's wrong with this? Can't I work out in this? INSTRUCTOR: Freestyle, y'all, come on! (HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING) Pop.
Give a turn here! Here we go! And freeze! You should've told me people got dressed up! INSTRUCTOR: Freeze! Swing arms! Hip! Hip! Hip! We're climbin' up a step higher Turn it back! Strut and down! Don't you know! Here we go! Hey! Ha! Cha-cha-cha! Everybody gettin' together Hey! All right! Let's go! Hoo! Hoo! Hoo! Hey! - Stop! - is the only rule - Stop! - Get on up and act a fool - Stop! - Shake it up and play it cool - Sizzle it out! Hey! - Woo! Stepping up the feelin' Hey! Hey! Push it back! Let's go! And out! See the rabbit! - See the rabbit - Let's go! Hey! Cha-cha-cha! Let's get it started Let's get it started It's only just begun ANDI: Uh, you were great.
(LAUGHING) I saw you krumping.
I can never unsee that.
At least I know how to krump.
Boom! Roasted! Okay, okay, but next time Yay! There's gonna be a next time! So, how's the Cobb salad here? This place serves salad? Oh, what do you usually get? - Should we? - She's not ready.
Excuse me, I'm wearing harem pants, and I can nae-nae.
Clearly, I'm ready.
(LAUGHS) (LAUGHING) (QUIETLY) Is that Jonah? - Was it awesome, though? - Yes, it was! - Who's he with? - I don't know! Wait.
What's happening? - It's Jonah.
- (SIGHS) Don't look! Jonah.
Chinese New Year Jonah.
Year of the Dog Jonah.
He's your boyfriend.
Mom, not now.
I'm just tryin' to get up to speed here.
He's with a girl.
Don't look! We're not just gonna sit here, are we? Please, no.
Let's go out that way.
So if I ask you to stay Would you say yes? And if I reach for your heart Keep going! Don't look! Would you say yes? BEX: Next, on Andi Mack I saw you at The Spoon with some person I didn't know.
You mean Natalie.
She's just a friend.
What is this? When was this? Where was this? Who's pool is that? When I was with Jonah, he told me the exact same thing.
That you were just a friend.
Hello.
You're not Bowie.
He's got a landscaping job.
He asked me to watch the shop.
I heard you met Miranda.
I think it was like at first sight.
She liked you, too.
I was thinking I'd like to ask him out.

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