Baby Bandito (2024) s01e03 Episode Script

Ladrón que roba a ladrón tiene cien años de perdón

[Kevin] Panda!
[suspenseful music playing]
[all breathing heavily]
[Kevin] Just think, Panda, dude,
we'll be millionaires after tonight.
[Panda chuckles] You better make sure
we all make it, dude.
[Kevin, echoes] Have I ever let you down?
- [breathing anxiously]
- [clock ticking]
[suspenseful music continues]
[breathes anxiously]
[dramatic music playing]
- [gun cocks]
- Where's Gerardo?
No one heard from him.
No one knows where Gerardo is.
He gave you this deal, asshole!
[Panda coughing]
[Kevin] He's alive.
[Panda coughs]
[guard grunts, groans]
[Panther] Never hit a woman again.
Let's go! Let's go! Let's go!
[dramatic music intensifies]
[Panther] Here! Help me with the cart!
Hurry up!
[Génesis] Load it up faster!
[tires screech]
[sirens wailing]
Panther, they're following us.
[tires screech]
- [Panther] Hey. What's going on?
- [van sputtering]
- [ignition chugging]
- [Génesis] It won't start!
- [Kevin] You're fucking kidding me!
- [Génesis] No!
- [all grunting]
- [Kevin] Come on!
[siren wailing]
Attention. We have the target in sight.
- [ignition starts]
- [engine revs]
[Génesis] Let's go!
[tires screech]
[distant sirens approaching]
[siren wailing]
[engine revs]
[tires screech]
[sirens wailing]
[tires screech]
- [tense up-tempo music playing]
- [sirens closing in]
[tires screech]
Exiting north towards Vespucio.
[dramatic music builds]
[glass shatters]
- [tires screech]
- [gun cocks]
[heavy gunfire]
[bullets ricochet]
- [gunshots]
- [Mística yelps]
[continuous gunshots]
[tire pops, hisses]
[tires screech]
- [Mística whimpers]
- [Panther] Apply pressure.
[groans in agony]
You're okay. You're okay.
[Panther] It only grazed you.
You'll be okay.
- [sirens approaching]
- Go on. Go ahead.
[tires screech]
[police tires screech]
[sirens stop]
[approaching siren wails]
[dispatcher chattering indistinctly
on police radio]
[Mística] Whoo!
- [Panda] All right!
- [Kevin laughing]
[all laughing, whooping]
- [Kevin] We fucking did it!
- [Génesis] Whoo!
[all laughing]
- [Panda] We did it! Whoo!
- [all laughing]
[Panda] Yeah!
- All right! We did it! All right!
- [Génesis] Ah!
["Psycho Killer" by Talking Heads playing]
I can't seem to face up to the facts ♪
I'm tense and nervous
And I can't relax ♪
I can't sleep 'cause my bed's on fire ♪
Don't touch me, I'm a real live wire ♪
- [Kevin] Here.
- Psycho killer ♪
Qu'est-ce que c'est?
Fa-fa-fa-fa, fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa ♪
Better run, run, run, run ♪
- Run, run ♪
- Come on!
- Run away ♪
- [Kevin] Let's roll!
- Oh, oh, oh ♪
- [loud blast]
Psycho killer, qu'est-ce que c'est? ♪
- Fa-fa-fa-fa, fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa ♪
- [laughs] This is fun.
Better run, run, run, run
Run, run, run away ♪
Oh, oh, oh, oh ♪
Ay-ya-ya-ya-ya, ooh ♪
- [banknotes fluttering rapidly]
- [Mística muttering]
[banknotes fluttering rapidly]
You start a conversation
You can't even finish it ♪
You're talking a lot
But you're not saying anything ♪
- Twenty-five, 26, 27, 28
- [Génesis laughing]
Say something once ♪
This money isn't for us to count.
It's for us to spend.
Whoo! [laughs heartily]
[all laughing]
- Better run, run, run, run ♪
- [Mística laughing]
Run, run, run away ♪
- Oh, oh, oh ♪
- [all chuckling]
Psycho killer, qu'est-ce que c'est? ♪
Fa-fa-fa-fa, fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa ♪
Better run, run, run, run
Run, run, run away ♪
- [all laughing, whooping]
- Oh, oh, oh ♪
[TV reporter] Six billion pesos.
That's the exorbitant sum
that was stolen today
from a supposedly secure loading bay
at the Santiago airport.
- The biggest heist in Chilean history
- Six billion Chilean pesos.
Six million bucks.
[reporter] Madam DA,
what's your office's assessment
of the robbery?
Well, given the lack of basic evidence
at the crime scene,
and the magnitude of the theft,
it's clear we're working
with professionals in this case.
- [chuckles]
- These are not just your average group of
You hear that? We're not small-time.
- No. [chuckles]
- [Panda chuckles]
- We're "thieves of the century."
- [all chuckling]
Everyone, our top priority here,
without a doubt,
is to work tirelessly and thoroughly
until we've put every single person
involved in this heist in a jail cell.
And on that, you have my word.
- Excuse me.
- [reporters] Thank you, Madam DA.
[Bozo] Okay.
According to official sources,
the money was destined for ATMs
in the northern provinces.
It's an operation
that takes place every three months,
and almost never
with this amount of dough.
With the holidays coming up
and the Fiesta de Pampilla,
of course that there would be
much more cash than normal.
Uh-huh. Now everything's
making a lot more sense.
- It was an inside job.
- That's something we're evaluating.
Mm. You can stop evaluating.
It's obvious it was an inside job.
We have to interview every single person
who works here
in this sector of the airport,
where security was breached.
This has to be utterly exhaustive.
Do you know what I mean?
I wanna know who they are
and what they had for breakfast
this morning, you know?
I'm talking background checks,
résumés, employment history.
- I need it all. Absolutely all of it.
- Of course, Madam DA. Leave it to me.
You know, Baza, it comes down to
[chuckles]there's no perfect crime here.
It's Chile, for Pete's sake.
Even our anthem says "Eden."
We're not Eden.
"Bozo," Ma'am. My name is Bozo.
And what did I say?
- [camera clicks]
- [Bozo sighs] "Baza."
[cell phone ringing]
- Hello?
- [guard] I need to talk to Greyhound.
[electric saw whirring nearby]
Who is this?
It's Franco, at the airport.
[the Russian] What do you want?
- [police chattering indistinctly]
- I know you did something to Gerardo.
It can't be a coincidence
he just happened to disappear
right when you asked me to do this.
There was a lot of extra cash
in that truck. I could be in trouble.
- Look, tell Greyhound if he doesn't
- [phone beeps]
- [electric saw whirring]
- [dramatic music playing]
[Amador] The heist is on the news.
Some other crew made the hit.
And it seems they got away with it.
Without a hitch.
Russian, listen carefully.
You're gonna go out there.
You're gonna get those motherfuckers
who have Greyhound locked up.
You're gonna find them
and bring them to me. Got it?
[heist team laughing]
[Amador] You're gonna sniff out
any motherfucker going around
flashing big bucks.
These assholes are amateurs.
- They reek of amateurs.
- [Mística whoops, laughs]
[Amador] Sooner or later, they'll slip,
and we'll be there to catch 'em.
Find Greyhound and find them. Got it?
[all laughing]
Bring 'em all alive.
[dramatic music fades]
[bird squawking]
[wind howling]
[Panther grunts]
- [shovel scraping]
- [Panther grunts]
[wind howls]
[Mística] So this is your family's land?
A couple of uncles live nearby,
but the land is no one's.
Which means there won't be
any assholes sniffin' around.
I don't see
why we're doing this shit today.
[shovel scrapes]
Relax. Hard part's over.
[breathing heavily, grunts]
"Heist of the century."
- Damn, that's got a nice ring to it.
- [all chuckling]
[shovel scrapes]
- [shovel clatters]
- Plastic.
This side. This side.
- [grunts]
- [Mística] Here.
[Panther breathing heavily, grunts]
No one touches the buried cash, okay?
Everyone has a bag with part of their cut.
I got you.
[Panther] To be able to cover their costs.
- The rest stays here, buried.
- [Kevin] That's it.
Till it's safe, we stay underground.
[bird squawking]
[Panther] We have to make a pact
with each other.
[wind howling]
How long do we have to wait?
Well, until it's the right moment.
[sniffs, sighs]
Every detail matters. We can't go around
spending money like crazy people.
Or doing any stupid shit.
We have to go unnoticed.
Most importantly,
we can't be in touch with each other
unless it's completely necessary.
Is that clear?
Clear as day, Captain.
You brownnoser.
- [laughs]
- [Kevin chuckles]
[Kevin sighs]
- [grunts]
- [Mística sniffs]
Well, if we're gonna make a pact,
we better do this right.
- Let's go. Let's go.
- [Mística] Come on.
Everyone hold hands.
[Panther sighs]
Panda, c'mon, give me yours.
[tranquil music playing]
[Panther sighs]
[shovels clatter]
[Panther sighs]
With our eyes closed
we'll imagine what we're gonna do
with that money.
And we're gonna fill ourselves
with that luminous energy
so that no single motherfucker
will dig it up
until we are good and ready.
Come close.
All right.
- You all stink. Let's go.
- [Génesis chuckles softly]
- [Panda grunts]
- [grunts]
- Hey, hey, hey. Hey.
- What's up?
I'm worried about my mother.
So am I. Come on.
[Panther breathes heavily, sniffs]
[indistinct chatter]
- [Panther sniffs, sighs]
- [Génesis chuckles]
[coffee pouring]
Who'd you give the keys to the van to?
Who would I give the keys to?
I left Greyhound here, alone with the kid.
- [the Russian] Hmm.
- [mechanic] And he was fuckin' pissed.
And when I got back here,
the whole place was all clean.
[both chuckle]
- [mechanic chuckles] Yeah.
- [laughs] How clean can this place get?
- [mechanic] No.
- There's no way.
It's true.
It was like it had been cleaned.
[suspenseful music playing]
[drawer closes]
Where'd you come across this shit?
It was under a car.
[the Russian] Under a car?
Did you tell anybody?
Who would I tell?
How am I supposed to know, moron? Anyone.
[chuckles] Did you say anything
to some random fuckers about this?
No, I didn't.
I haven't told anyone jack shit.
[gun cocks]
[dramatic music playing]
[dog barking in distance]
[engine starts, revs]
["I'm Looking" by Kings & Queens playing]
Oh ♪
Oh, can't find love, no ♪
I can't find love ♪
No, I can't find ♪
[TV reporter]
But it was already too late.
At that point, the perpetrators
were fleeing with over six billion pesos.
The events of the biggest heist
in Chilean history
began just before 6:00 a.m.
The truck entered the Santiago airport
through this gate,
its occupants wearing security uniforms
and badges.
[music fades]
[distant siren wailing]
Think they'll find us?
As long as we do what Panther says,
they won't find us in a million years.
I hope that's true. [sighs]
Why do you look so sad?
You've got a bag in there
stuffed with cash.
It's practically illegal to be that sad.
I'll call the cops on you myself,
so they can arrest you for moping around.
- Kevin's my best friend.
- And?
This was gonna be
about me and him, but he's
He's off with Génesis and Panther now.
We were gonna enjoy all this together.
And here you are with me now.
- Huh?
- [chuckles softly]
Men always lose their minds
when they get a girlfriend.
Can't help it.
Nah. I won't do that.
- Hmm. No.
- Ah, you're not like the rest.
- [distant siren wails]
- [Panda chuckles softly]
You better start looking
for a girlfriend, Panda.
Someone pretty,
because you're pretty cute yourself.
You know, you have a really nice smile.
- [laughs]
- [chuckles] That's it. You see?
You have a boyfriend?
[poignant music playing]
I think we're done talking.
You gotta go home.
[poignant music continues]
[metal door clattering]
[gun clip clacks]
[clattering continues]
[door closes]
Fuck. That's a warm welcome.
[poignant music continues]
I thought you'd be happy to see me.
[Mística] What do you have?
[chuckles softly] Food for Tommy.
Tommy died two months ago, Enzo.
[suspenseful music playing]
I don't want you here, Enzo.
I don't want to see you ever again.
[Enzo exhales]
I was worried
that something had happened to you.
But never mind. I guess I was wrong.
[poignant music continues]
[footsteps departing]
[music fades]
[brakes squeal]
[muffled indistinct chatter on TV]
[key clacks in door lock]
[TV reporter] during this heist
this morning at the Santiago airport.
According to police,
in under just five minutes,
the perpetrators managed
an unprecedented feat,
the largest theft in Chilean history.
Over six billion pesos
- taken cleanly and quickly.
- [door opens]
Specialized units say that criminal bands
- always make a mistake
- [door closes]
that could risk identifying them.
Those who carried out the attack,
on August 12th, 2014,
made just such a mistake.
- What was it?
- What happened to you?
- A leader had one of the cars
- We have to leave the house.
in his mother's name.
Do what he says.
[reporter] caught on security cameras
And why the fuck are you here?
[reporter] through the agricultural
and livestock service area.
To protect us.
[reporter] They were most likely
tipped off.
They were following an armored truck
carrying six billion pesos.
The money's destination?
ATMs and mining operations in the north,
which, obviously, it never reached,
because a band stole it
and fled in minutes.
- Carrying out an operation
- It was us.
[Kevin] I'll explain later, okay?
We gotta go.
- Pack your bags.
- [pounding on door]
- [Panther gasps]
- [inhales, sighs deeply]
- Ana, I
- Let me go. Enough!
Get out of my house.
- [pounding on door]
- [door opens]
- [Ana] Hello.
- [man] Your time's up.
Marco, I don't have the money.
I need some more time.
[Marco] Hmm.
- You had your time, bitch. Fuck.
- Who you calling a bitch, fucker?
- Kevin! Kevin, stay out of it!
- What the fuck?
- [guns cock]
- [Ana] No! [gasps]
[tense music playing]
Panther? Aren't you retired?
[Panther] I have lots more of this,
if you're interested.
You know you want it.
Nicely done, Anita.
Hey. You're gonna forget she exists.
Why are you all secretive, dude?
[softly] Motherfucker, Kevin!
[breathing anxiously]
[Kevin] Mom, listen to me, please.
Pack your bags.
Just pack your bags, please.
[tense music continues]
- [kick-starter grinds]
- [engine rumbling]
[engine revs]
She should go home too, huh?
- You talk about me like I'm not here?
- We have to get outta here fast.
It's gonna be okay.
I don't get why we're not enjoying
all the money we have.
[tense music fades]
[hip-hop music playing]
[lyrics in Spanish]
[music fades]
[reggaeton music playing in distance]
[music playing louder]
[exhales nervously]
[handle clacks]
[music stops]
[laptop beeps]
- [beeps]
- [tense music playing]
[tense music building]
- [engine revving]
- [beeping continues]
[beeping quickens]
[dogs barking]
[rapid beeping]
[upbeat Latin music playing on stereo]
[indistinct chattering nearby]
[chattering continues nearby]
[man laughing]
[cell phone beeping]
[cell phone vibrates, rings nearby]
[cell phone vibrating, ringing]
[cell phone vibrating, ringing]
[vibrating, ringing]
[vibrating, ringing]
[ominous music playing]
[phone beeps]
- [refrigerator door opens]
- [clattering]
[the Russian breathing sharply]
[gun cocks]
- [dog barking]
- [dramatic music playing]
[man 1] What the hell?
[indistinct chatter]
[voices grow louder]
- [indistinct chatter]
- [cat yowls]
- Go, go! Fuck!
- [music swells]
[gun cocks]
- [man 2] No! No!
- [gunshot]
- [gunshot]
- [grunts, groans]
[dramatic music crescendoes]
[suspenseful music playing]
[suspenseful music fades]
[somber music playing]
[somber music continues]
[soft ragged breathing]
This is all my fault.
I shouldn't have left him.
He wanted to handle everything,
but I shouldn't have left him on his own.
And now this shit. Man.
[melancholy music continues]
I'm prepared to face the consequences.
And to accept whatever choice
you decide to make.
Get rid of me.
[Amador] No.
[music fades]
I'm not going to lose two sons today.
Russian, you're family.
[breath quivers softly]
[Amador] If it's anybody's fault,
it's mine.
Pushing him all his life.
Pressuring him so much so he'd get tough.
So he'd be a strong man.
- [ragged breathing]
- [tense music playing]
You know what you have to do, don't you?
Get whoever's responsible for this shit.
You've always been a clever one.
Try not to fuck up again.
[tense music fades]
[news bulletin music playing on TV]
- [Ana grunts]
- [gulps]
[cell phone vibrates]
[news bulletin music continues]
A gang of drug dealers was found
gunned down this afternoon
in Villa Rosales,
in the commune of Pudahuel.
Early reports indicate
that this was a settling of scores.
All the victims had police records,
and two of the dealers
had arrest warrants already pending.
[cell phone vibrates]
[news bulletin music continues]
[reporter] At this time, police are still
gathering evidence at the scene
as well as interviewing neighbors
who might provide more information
about what happened.
For now,
that's all the information we have.
We'll be updating this story
when we have more context
for this multiple homicide.
Good night.
[news bulletin music playing]
[sultry Latin guitar music playing]
I can't seem to face up to the facts ♪
Tense and nervous ♪
Can't relax ♪
Can't sleep ♪
My bed's on fire ♪
Don't touch me, I'm a real live wire ♪
Psycho killer ♪
[softly] Qu'est-ce que c'est? ♪
Fa-fa-fa-fa, fa-fa-fa-fa ♪
Better run, run, run ♪
Run, run away ♪
Oh, oh, oh ♪
Psycho killer ♪
[softly] Qu'est-ce que c'est? ♪
Fa-fa-fa-fa ♪
- Fa-fa-fa-fa ♪
- [melodic chiming]
Better run, run, run ♪
Run, run away ♪
Oh, oh, oh, oh ♪
Ay-ya-ya-ya ♪
- [sultry instrumentals continue]
- [bongo beating]
[gun cocks]
You start a conversation
You can't even finish ♪
You're talkin' a lot ♪
- But you're not saying anything ♪
- [sobbing]
When I have nothing to say ♪
- [grunts angrily]
- My lips are sealed ♪
- [breathing heavily]
- Say something once, why say it again? ♪
Psycho killer ♪
Qu'est-ce que c'est? ♪
- [heavy ragged breathing]
- Fa-fa-fa-fa, fa-fa-fa-fa ♪
- [gunshots]
- Better run, run, run ♪
Run, run away ♪
- Oh, oh, oh ♪
- [shovel scrapes]
Ay-ya-ya-ya ♪
[sultry instrumental music continues]
[Génesis breathing heavily]
[music fades]
[reggaeton music playing]
[lyrics in Spanish]
[music fades]
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