Big Hero 6: The Series (2017) s01e15 Episode Script

Fan Friction

1 Karmi: All was quiet in San Fransokyo.
All quiet, that is, except for the roaring inferno engulfing the San Fransokyo Biometric Laboratory.
Luckily, Big Hero 6 were ready to save the day.
- There was Chop Chop.
- Chorus: Chop Chop - Karmi: Speed Queen.
- Chorus: Speed Queen - Karmi: Flame Jumper.
- Chorus: Flame Jumper - Karmi: Tall Girl.
- Chorus: Tall Girl - Karmi: The Red Panda.
- Chorus: Red Panda Karmi: And of course, their fearless leader, - Captain Cutie.
- Chorus: Captain Cutie My beautiful girlfriend is in there.
We have to save her.
Come on.
Karmi: As Captain Cutie led his team inside, he felt not the burning of the flames, but the burning of his desire to save his one true love.
[gasps.]
Too hot! I see another way.
I'll skate up that wall.
Speed Queen Veloci-shot! Karmi: It was almost the end for Big Hero 6.
- We can't give up now.
- What do we do, people? - Feeling thirsty, Chop Chop? - Hear you loud and clear, Tall Girl.
Time to make chop chop! Chop chop Things are about to get muy caliente.
- Flame Jumper - Ice ball, Tall Girl.
You can't teach tall.
- Tall Girl - Yeah! It's the door to my beautiful girlfriend's very important office! Karmi Stand back.
It's time for Overdrive Mode.
[enchanted music.]
Karmi: Inside her very important office was Captain Cutie's one true love.
Karmi [enchanted music.]
Hiro: What? What is this? Only the coolest thing ever! Someone with the tag "KheartsQT" wrote fan fiction.
About us, you guys! Karmi.
Hello, I am Baymax.
[title music.]
Whoa-oh Whoa-oh Whoa-oh Whoa-oh, whoa-oh Whoa-oh, whoa-oh 1x15 - Fan Friction [deep breathing.]
[grunts.]
[sighs.]
Obake: You can thank me later.
Lovely.
[clattering.]
- Hiro.
- Huh? What? You seem distracted.
Who would name a superhero "Captain Cutie?" Karmi's story is so stupid! Karmi's story is so genius.
She is clearly building towards an epic saga here.
It is pretty cool to have fan fiction about us.
The name alone implies that we have fans.
[gasps.]
I feel like a celebrity.
But I'm not that tall.
Okay, that's fair.
Creative expression can be a positive way to connect with people.
Maybe, but not this stuff.
It's the worst! What she has us doing? It's not possible! I've never tried skating vertically, but technically possible.
I wonder what the fans are gonna call Captain Cutie and Karmi as a couple.
Cute-armie? Karm-utie? I dunno, I dunno, but it's exciting.
[computer trumpets.]
Breaking news.
Prison breaking, that is.
Master thief and renowned sushi chef, Momakase has escaped.
- Oh my gosh.
- We gotta tell the guys.
- I don't believe it! - Yeah, Fred's looking at it right now.
They're demolishing Krei's old lab on Akuma Island! What?! No! Momakase busted out of prison.
Ohh.
I must have different news alerts set up than you guys do.
I'm very attached to Akuma Island.
You mean the place we first got our butts kicked? Exactly! It's a key location in our origin story.
Can we get back to the crazy knife lady? Baymax, can you find her? Baymax: Scanning for Momakase.
[electronic whirring.]
Momakase is currently heading south of Night Market Square.
Show me, where it is.
- Wasabi [on comm.]
: Go get her, Captain Cutie.
- Wasabi! [can clatters.]
Hmph! Superheroes.
Baymax: Momakase is very fast.
[grunting.]
I am stuck.
[beeping.]
Oh, no.
[grunts.]
You're not getting away.
Obake [over comm.]
: Quite the opposite.
I am still stuck.
[chuckles.]
Honey Lemon [on comm.]
: Hiro, what happened? Obake happened.
- So, they're working together now? - Yeah, this is not good.
Unless you're really into super villain fan fiction, then it would be great.
I'd call them "Moma-bake.
" Or "Oba-kase.
" Fred, the last thing I wanna talk about is fan - Hiro! I was in the middle of my process.
- Your what? Not that it's any of your business, but I'm working on chapter two of my Big Hero 6 fan fiction.
- And I just got to the part where Captain Cutie - Um, that's okay, Karmi, I don't I don't really get fan fiction.
[Karmi groans.]
Of course you don't get it.
You don't have a soul, but I do, and so a lot of other people.
Like Fredalicious24? Do you really think it's you know, okay to write fan fiction about real people? - Why would you care? - I don't! Okay, then.
Gotta run.
Places to go, people who aren't you to see.
- Chapter two goes live tonight! - [girl cheers.]
Yeah! Yes! Chapter two! I'm so I'm Maybe I'll read it, you know, eventually, if I'm bored.
[phone clicking.]
Momakase: So, what are you supposed to be? - Someone who finds Big Hero 6 tiresome.
- Join the club.
Actually, that's what I was going to offer you.
A chance to eliminate our mutual enemies.
Hmm, I'm listening.
I've been doing a little research.
[snaps fingers.]
Momakase: Well, aren't you thorough? Obake: Everything about them.
Who they are, what they can do, who they fight.
Oh, look.
There's you.
Does my club sound fun? [glass shatters.]
Momakase: I'm in.
Excellent.
Here.
Hmm, scan-jammer.
I like this club.
[static crackles.]
[music.]
Karmi: When last we saw our heroes, they had just pulled Captain Cutie's beautiful girlfriend from - "From a raging inferno.
" - Oh, do you have to? Aw, I was gonna do the voices and everything! [Fred groans.]
I don't even know why you're giving Karmi the clicks.
She's just having fun, Hiro.
Why do you care so much? Because Captain Cutie's embarrassed about Karmi's crush on him.
I'm not embarrassed! The increased blood flow to your cheeks is a common sign of embarrassment.
[nervous laughter.]
[clears throat.]
Okay, Baymax, try scanning for Momakase again.
Scanning.
[electronic whirring.]
Unable to locate Momakase.
Weird.
[keyboard clacks.]
The diagnostics' check out there's nothing wrong with Baymax's scanner.
- Scan-jammer.
She's got one.
- Must be, but what if Baymax scans for heat signatures? - Graphene conducts heat.
- Sure, sure.
I know I understand what you're talking about, but maybe Hiro doesn't, you know? Even if he can't find Momakase, he can find her blades.
Baymax? Scanning for graphene heat signature.
I have detected graphene at SecuriTech.
SecuriTech? Don't they make prison security systems? [Fred yelps.]
Wait.
She breaks out of prison, and now her plan is to what? - Break back in? - I guess we're gonna find out.
- Go Go: Some security company.
- Or some thief.
Baymax, where's Momakase? [electronic whirring.]
Scanning.
A small amount of graphene is traveling south on Ichiba Street at a rapid pace.
Not rapid enough! Wouldn't you think they'd have an alarm or something? They're a security company.
I assume they could get a good deal.
Are we sure Momakase was here? I mean, there's no sign of her anywhere.
[thuds.]
[metal scraping.]
You were saying? [panting.]
[tires screeching.]
[horns honk.]
Got her.
[grunting.]
And I've lost her.
Unless [whirring.]
[grinding.]
Ha! Hey, veloci-shot worked.
Thank you, Karmi.
Fred: Ooh! This is the top secret room where they do top secret stuff.
Ow! [electrical charging.]
[lights clanking.]
[gasping.]
[gasps.]
[electronic laughter.]
Hmm, I mean, she didn't really capture her bone structure.
I can tell because it's so striking.
I mean, we all have eyes, right? We now have to assume she has everything the security company was working on.
Honey Lemon: She hasn't escaped yet! No one outruns Go Go.
[music.]
[grunting.]
[groans.]
Ugh.
She outran me.
[indistinct chatter.]
KheartsQT just posted chapter three.
[Hiro groans.]
I stayed up all night last night rereading chapter two.
Girl: I'm so in love with Captain Cutie.
Do you think any of this actually happened? Obviously, it's on the Internet.
- Captain Cutie must be so handsome! - Karmi is so lucky! - Girl: Is it "Kar-mutie" or "Cute-armie?" - Either way, they're so cute! I totally 'ship "Kar-mutie.
" Boy: "Kar-mutie's" the best! Karmi and Captain Cutie forever! - Girl: I'm so jealous! - Boy: I know! Students [chanting.]
: Kar-mutie! Kar-mutie! Kar-mutie! [chanting continues.]
Aah! What's up with that kid? So, I steam up the pond, and you freeze up the steam.
Uh, Freddie? So, I steam up the pond, and now you freeze up the steam.
That's the plan.
Ready, Freddie? Born ready, HL.
[ice crackling.]
[groans.]
Sorry! - Making Fred-sicles? - We thought since Karmi got it right about Go Go's vertical skating, maybe she was onto something about Fred and I being able to make ice showers too.
[shivering.]
So far, it it is not working.
But we're not giving up! The Go Go thing was it was a lucky guess! Hiro, maybe it would be easier if you just accepted the fact that Karmi has a crush on you.
And then you can appreciate she has something to contribute.
Yeah, besides, it's not like you can get her to stop writing.
Oh, that's it! Karmi might not listen to me, but I know someone she will listen to.
[deep voice.]
You see, Karmi, you've gotten too much about us right.
My name is Captain Cutie.
Captain Jeff Cutie.
And my team can't risk you exposing any more of our secrets.
- "Jeff"? - [normal voice.]
Would "Carl" work better? Mm-mm.
[deep voice.]
Listen, Karmi, you're not a very good writer.
It'd be better if you just stopped.
Harsh, and that's coming from me.
Karmi, Captain Cutie here.
Are you familiar with the phrase "copyright infringement"? Because my lawyer here is prepared to take action.
Legal action.
Mmm, I'm just not sure anyone would buy Baymax as a lawyer.
- [whispers.]
Say your line.
- Baymax: I object.
Karmi gets out of the Bio Lab at 7:00, every night.
So, where is she? - Wasabi [on comm.]
: How do you know that? - Not the point! [sighs.]
She's probably writing chapter four.
Honey Lemon [on comm.]
: Hiro, you're gonna wanna see this.
Captain Cutie, meet me at Akuma Island by nine o'clock or you'll never see your beautiful girlfriend again.
[grunts.]
Let me go! That's Krei's old lab.
It's set to be demolished tonight.
Karmi needs us.
And she's not my girlfriend! [music.]
Momakase knows we're coming.
But she can't catch all of us if we split up.
Whoever gets to Karmi first, signal the others.
Good lucky everyone, and watch out.
Hands in! Group cheer time! Yeah, okay, good.
We'll save the group cheer for after.
Good plan.
Big Hero 6 back on Akuma Island Where it all began Just a little further, and we should be able to cut our way inside.
We should be far enough.
[sizzling.]
[music.]
Can you do that any faster? Look, it doesn't have to be a perfect circle.
Oh, I'd need a lot more tools to make a perfect circle.
[metal creaking.]
Hello, boys.
[Fred screams.]
[sizzles.]
[squeaking.]
[rubber squeaking.]
[music.]
[chuckles evilly.]
[both scream.]
[Go Go grunts.]
Honey Lemon: Go Go! [grunting.]
[grunting.]
[grunting.]
There's nowhere left to go.
That's what I was going to say to you.
[screaming.]
Maybe we can use the old security system to find Karmi.
It appears to still be functional.
[electronic beeping.]
Hiro: There she is.
No sign of Momakase.
There is also no sign of the others.
[music.]
Narrow.
[grunts.]
Karmi! [muffled shouting.]
- Uh! Careful! It's a - Trap.
[whirring.]
[clanging.]
[lights clacking.]
Welcome, Captain Cutie.
What a good boyfriend you are.
I'm not [clears throat.]
[deep voice.]
I mean, you're not getting away with this.
I'd say I already have.
[beeps.]
[whirring.]
Not bad.
To trap all six of you, I actually had to break a sweat.
That's not all you're going to break.
[grunts, groans.]
Honey Lemon: The bars aren't the only way out.
[sizzling.]
This cell was designed specifically for you.
I thought of everything.
You mean, Obake thought of everything.
His intel.
The ideas are all me.
What exactly do you guys call yourselves? Is it "Oba-kase?" My money's on "Moma-bake" personally.
Stupid last words.
A disintegration device is about to wipe out [snaps.]
everything on this island.
Was it worth it to reunite with your girlfriend? She called me your girlfriend! [alarm blares.]
- Robotic voice: Prepare for disintegration.
- That's my cue.
Well, if no one else is going to say it [Wasabi screams.]
- Big Hero 6 is trapped.
- Obake: Perfect.
I thought you had plans for the boy.
Obake: If he's good enough, he'll survive.
Fred: Okay, we're locked in a super high-tech prison cell, made especially to contain us, and the building is about to be disintegrated.
- But? - Oh, there's no "but.
" I'm just stating the facts here.
- This isn't good.
- Oh, boy.
When you say it's not good, it's really not good.
You guys know another way out, right? - Right?! - Actually, I do.
Red Panda, engage Overdrive Mode.
[warbling.]
Baymax: My body is changing.
Overdrive Mode engaged.
Whaaat? Overdrive Mode, from my story! It's real! After [clears throat.]
[deep voice.]
After I heard Karmi's story, I made a few tweaks to the armor.
It'll drain his battery really quickly, but it's enough to [crackling.]
[booming.]
do that.
Baymax [slurring.]
: I did the thing! Robotic Voice: Disintegration in four minutes.
We've gotta go.
Can you fly us out, Red Panda? [slurring.]
I can walk through anything! That's a no.
Uh, Chop Chop, grab Red Panda.
[Wasabi yells.]
Baymax: Hey, Chop Chop.
Hiro: Karmi.
Follow me.
This is so cool! Robotic Voice: Disintegration in two minutes.
Goodbye, Akuma Island! [music.]
[explosion.]
[alarms blaring.]
[quietly.]
Say your line, Chop Chop.
Oh, yeah.
Time to make chop chop! - Karmi: Should we swim? - Hiro: Not enough time.
- Ready, Flame Jumper? - Ready, Tall Girl.
If you want to rethink my name, I think I'd be okay with that.
Fred: Things are about to get muy caliente.
Can't teach tall! [ice crackling.]
We should talk about the catchphrase too.
[Fred screams.]
[screaming.]
Baymax: Buildings go bye-bye.
[all screaming.]
Honeyzilla saves the day! - Honeyzilla? - Oh, that's what we'd be called if there were people 'shipping us.
I've got them for everyone on the team.
"Gogosabi, Fredsabi, Honeysabi.
" I'm banking on Wasabi being a fan favorite.
I mean, look at him.
He's so cool.
[grunts.]
I can't believe you created Overdrive Mode because of me.
That's right.
You're really the one that saved the day back there.
- So then, you liked my story.
- Yeah, about that, Karmi I've been meaning to say to you, uh, that [clears throat.]
As long as there's a Captain Cutie, there will always be justice.
[squeals, giggles.]
This is the best day ever! [laughs.]
Karmi: And so our heroes saved the day.
Karmi All: Yay, Karmi! Baymax: Yay, Karmi.
We'd be honored if you became the seventh member of Big Hero 6.
- [gasps.]
Big Hero 7? I'm in.
- And I have one more question.
Karmi, will you marry me? [enchanted music.]
Aah! Oh! - I don't want to hear anymore.
- [laughing.]
What? I was just kidding.
It actually ends with them kissing.

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