Bravest Warriors (2012) s01e07 Episode Script

Gas Powered Stick

1 Meanwhile at the Bravest Warriors' Invisible Hideout! Belly flop! That was awesome! Wallow that teensy splash was legit! He's just wearing his Hover Trunks.
I can make even teensier splashes my Hover Mustache.
Yeah, yeah.
Petite Diabetic Support Socks.
Perfect for the course or the clubhouse.
Oh, Wallow is buyin me this right here.
Gas Powered Stick.
Gas powered stick? Gas Powered Stick! GAS POWERED STICK! Dooon't hit me! Hello, uh you're Beth--you're the Beth's friend.
Heh.
Uh, Beth's friend.
I can't wait to get my Hover Car permit.
I thought you were old enough? They make Merewifs wait longer.
Hey Plum, if you're lucky I might teach you.
I got my license.
I was born with my license! It's right here in my mouth! See? Is that baby Wallow? I was just about to go for a spin right now to the Dunes of Phobos! I could maybe show you my maneuvers.
You know, I was gonna-- Hey look over here, look at this! You guys hungry? Lord almighty.
I knew you guys couldn't handle it if I brought Plum over.
It's OK Beth, your buds are so funny! I'm gonna go eat the rest of that soft taco.
It's gettin' cold.
-Aaaaah! Impossibear has a gas powered stick! -Gas Powered Stick! Ooh! Never runs out of gas! Oh man, he's adorable! Come here little guy! Jerk! Gas Powered Stiiick! I think you've had enough of these chips.
Thought you were watchin your waistline for me, baby.
Wallow, your dog is bunk! That's not my dog.
That's Impossibear.
Come on Plum, let's go hang out in my room before we get pregnant.
Never runs out of gas Pft.
This is a jive-ass stick! Who's growing peaches? That's the most perfect peach ever.
Jive-ass peach pit! Whaa? My name is Catbug, what's yours!? Holy Hardcore Hill Midgets, I have X-ray vision! I gotta tell Beth! No, oh no.
I'm just a dude alone, outside your door.
But I could watch you shave your pits a billion minutes more.
And when my heart is full-- -Whatcha doin? -WHAT? What's happenin, girlfriend, uh ma'am? Plum.
Remember me, from ten minutes ago? Yeah.
So you're just chillin out, singing to the wall, huh? Hey, why you all up in my jam all of a sudden? What? Beth was right, you are interesting.
Hey Chris.
Can I try something weird? Let's get weird.
You turkeys are sickin' me out.
Oh-- Dude! OK but I can see the windows.
And that little wooden seagull with the spinny wings.
Right, well it's not a secret hideout, exactly.
It's just invisible.
Cloaked.
I just want to say I really liked smoochin on your face and such, but it's kind of Bad timing? Yeah, I guess? So you want me to just give up, huh? Not really.
So listen, next time you come over maybe we could-- Plum? Plum? Hello? Plum? GAS POWERED STICK! NEVER RUNS OUT OF GAS!