Clarence US (2014) s03e29 Episode Script
Animal Day
1 [Remote clicks.]
[Upbeat music plays.]
I don't care what you say! I'm gonna do what I want all day! I'm the king of the world! I'm the king of the world! I'm the king of the world! I'm the king of the world! I'm the king of the world! I'm the king of the world! [Tribal music.]
Ms.
Baker: Much like how a buttress supports the weight of an outer wall, see here, a flying buttress arcs - [Chuckles.]
Buttress.
- away from the structure transferring the lateral forces off of the wall - Psst, Dustin! - Huh? Check this out.
It's Brandon.
[Chirping.]
- What? - Aah! [Class screaming.]
Get off, get off, get off! Mr.
Reese: Does discipline mean anything to you? It means, "D," determination, - uh, "I," inevitability - Comrade! - Huh? - Do you see what I see? [Snoring.]
Never stop trying [Tribal music.]
Whoa! Don't you yearn to break free of this cage? He looked at me! Before the Romans, everyone lived like foxes.
Romans? What? Are you a fox or are you some kind of - Don't look at me! - What? [Grunts.]
Shed the shackles! Hmm.
[Music.]
Mom, I'm gonna live outside forever, like a fox.
- Okay, sweetie.
- I'm never coming back.
Yeah, just stay in the yard, okay? [Blows.]
Well, that was easy.
Foxes don't need shoes.
[Music.]
[Grunts.]
[Music.]
[Sighs.]
Ooh! [Laughs.]
How great, living outside.
[Shivering.]
[Rooster crows.]
Clarence, it's almost time for school.
[Grunts.]
Did you sleep outside? Go to school! [Bell rings.]
Clarence, what are you doing? Get in here.
Class is starting.
I live out here now, Ms.
Baker, like the fox.
Okay, you're having one of your days again.
Uh, you know what? Life's too short.
I'm gonna go with it.
Everyone, grab your books.
We're having class outside with Clarence today.
- Yay! - Freedom! In some cities, buildings are built in a grid, but older ones are situated around a city center [Sniffs.]
[Growls.]
What kind of centers? Uh, you know, it could be a church.
[Giggling.]
It could be a school.
All right! Lunchtime, everybody! Good job, Melanie.
What happened to you? You seem different.
I live the way of the fox.
- W-What? - Basically, I just live outside.
Do whatever I want [grunts.]
sleep wherever I want.
[Yawns.]
What about food? Mother Nature provides everything I need.
[Sighs.]
I want to do that.
You guys can be in my fox pack if you want.
- [Gasps.]
Yes! - But you got to be tough.
Foxes live off the land.
Mother Nature is like, uh, a fox mom.
- Huh? - And she's a tough-love kind of mom, so look out.
And for food, we can probably just eat this fudge for a few years, - as long as we get a good den.
- I can't wait! I'm tough, but I've always wondered how tough.
Can I come instead of going to my clarinet recital? - I hate the clarinet.
- I want to come, too.
Foxes don't say what they want to do.
- They just do it.
- Oh, yeah! [Giggling.]
- Come on, let's go! - We're a part of the pack! Kids? You still out here? Ugh.
Bad job, Melanie.
First thing's first.
You got to learn the way of the fox.
Rule number one, there are no rules.
So, relax.
Rule number two [Gasps.]
Perfect! - Fox mask.
- Yes, mud! [Muffled shout.]
Hmm.
[Giggles.]
[Giggling.]
- Yes! - Come on! Whoo-hoo! Rule number three, I'm the Fox King.
However, its still pretty much a democracy.
A pencil Whoever holds the pencil is allowed to speak, so all of the, um, foxes listen to him or her.
Excuse me, Fox King? [Growls.]
Ugh! [Grunts.]
- What's rule number four? - Um What you're doing, that that's rule number four! Awesome! Yeah! Rule five, tails! Rule six, fur! Rule seven, uh, leaves.
[Crunch.]
Rule eight, clouds and calluses.
Rule nine, sun! Rule ten, den! Rule eleven, feleven! Rule twelve, pelve! All in favor of fun?! - Yeah! - Aaaah! - Clarence? - Oh, hey, Sumo! Oh, I'm not sure where he is right now.
[Grunts.]
Uh, can you find him and tell him to come home? You know, I'm making taquitos.
- Clean or dirty? - Oh, uh, dirty.
[Sniffs.]
Oh, okay.
Th Thanks, Sumo.
[Sniffing.]
[Sighs.]
I feel I've become one with nature.
That's what being a fox is all about! There's so much to explore! I want to see it all! Foxes love exploration.
Nathan, how about you get started counting these trees.
- Okay.
- I could use some more mud! Let's do meditation! Actually, um, what foxes do is they talk like this.
- Pah! Pah! Pah! - Who doesn't want a bear trap? - I mean, come on! - You guys, um, you can do that, but you got to make the fox sound.
Pah! Pah! Pah! If we quiet down, we can meditate.
- Clarence, is that a real animal sound? - Yeah-huh, it is.
- I mean, are you sure, though? - 13, 14, 15 - Om.
- Also, can foxes really count? - 16, 17, 18 trees! - Om! I mean, foxes don't go to school, - so they probably wouldn't - Oh, that one's still 18! - Om! - I have the pencil! [Grunts.]
Pah, pah, pah! [Grunts.]
[Music.]
Got the bedroom clean, I did Clarence's room, bathroom finished there, it's all crisp.
See the grout, looking pretty good.
Been quite the day.
Got a lot done.
Oh, boy.
Sure is quiet without Clarence around, huh? So, you you practiced your guitar today? Nah.
How you gonna grow up to be a big rock star - if you don't practice? - Oh, yeah.
[Chuckles.]
Attaboy.
[Shivers.]
Is anyone else getting cold? Don't worry.
The fire's almost ready.
[Grunting.]
[Chuckles.]
[Stomach grumbling.]
[Wolf howls.]
- I'm hungry.
- All right, everyone, let's make a fox pyramid! I'm starving, Clarence.
I need something to eat! Oh! Um, well, here.
Huh, I guess we ate all the rations.
- We'll have to catch a eagle.
- Foxes don't eat eagles.
Yeah-huh! Baby duck, mommy duck One, two, three Will you please look after me Yes! [Sniffs.]
[Growling.]
[Clarinet playing.]
Hmm.
It's a little sharp.
I'm done being a fox, Clarence.
- I want to go home.
- Yeah.
Clarinet's not that bad after all.
B-But, you guys, look how far we've come! Look what we've created! Look at all this! [Clatter.]
You said Mother Nature would take care of us! - [Laughing.]
She will! - [Yells.]
When!? Look around you, Clarence! What do you see? Nothing but trees! Trees! [Echoing.]
Trees! [Breathing heavily.]
Oh, wow.
We should get him home.
Home? Yeah, okay.
Home, which is, um this way.
[Chuckles.]
There, there, Dustin.
Shh.
Shh.
Come on, this way! [Clarinet playing.]
Keep walking.
A little more.
[Growls.]
Just a little further.
[Laughs.]
Welcome to the ocean! [All gasp.]
Come on, everyone! Drink it! Come on, drink it up.
This is Bendle Creek, Clarence! This is miles from our neighborhood! - Okay, Dustin? - We're gonna have to sleep out here! - Dustin? - In the dirt! - Dustin? - We might even starve! - Dustin? - What? What do you want? I have the pencil.
[Screams.]
[Screams.]
[Wolf howls.]
[Grunting.]
Gah! [Both gasp.]
[Creepy music.]
Um, Dustin? [Growls.]
[Screams.]
I always wanted to have a werewolf boyfriend.
[Roars.]
Uh-oh! [Roars.]
[Both growling.]
We're all just animals! [Howls.]
That boy's got the sickness.
- Whatcha y'all doing? - Being foxes.
Oh.
Why? Oh, 'cause a guy, he told me about the Romans.
- A guy? - Yeah.
He got, like, black hair.
He made it sound cool.
So, you just came out here - without food or water or nothing? - Uh, yeah.
- Huh.
And why're you here? - I don't know.
- Clarence made it sound so cool.
- Yeah.
[Sighs.]
Well, do you know how to track or make a fire or or or anything? - No.
- No.
[Music.]
All in favor of electing Sumo the new Fox King? Well, then let us begin the ceremony! Put your hand on your heart and repeat after me Your mom made taquitos.
Oh! Taquitos That sounds pretty good.
Here you go! Eat up! There's plenty more for my growing boy! Thanks, Mom.
Er [Door closes.]
[Dishes rattle.]
- Uh, Clarence? - Hey, Mom! - Oh, Clarence, you're back! - Uh-huh.
[Music.]
Can Nathan and Amy and Sumo come over? Also, can we make a big ol' fox creek in here? Yeah, sure.
Whatever you want, sweetie! - Thank you.
- Yeah! [Laughs.]
[Laughter.]
Uh, Ms.
Wendle, do you have any more taquitos? Yeah, sure thing.
I can just microwave another box.
Chad: Hey, Mary? I dropped it! You're a grown man! [Dramatic music.]
[Panting.]
Huh? [Music.]
No No! [Howls.]
Early to bed Early to rise Picking my nose
[Upbeat music plays.]
I don't care what you say! I'm gonna do what I want all day! I'm the king of the world! I'm the king of the world! I'm the king of the world! I'm the king of the world! I'm the king of the world! I'm the king of the world! [Tribal music.]
Ms.
Baker: Much like how a buttress supports the weight of an outer wall, see here, a flying buttress arcs - [Chuckles.]
Buttress.
- away from the structure transferring the lateral forces off of the wall - Psst, Dustin! - Huh? Check this out.
It's Brandon.
[Chirping.]
- What? - Aah! [Class screaming.]
Get off, get off, get off! Mr.
Reese: Does discipline mean anything to you? It means, "D," determination, - uh, "I," inevitability - Comrade! - Huh? - Do you see what I see? [Snoring.]
Never stop trying [Tribal music.]
Whoa! Don't you yearn to break free of this cage? He looked at me! Before the Romans, everyone lived like foxes.
Romans? What? Are you a fox or are you some kind of - Don't look at me! - What? [Grunts.]
Shed the shackles! Hmm.
[Music.]
Mom, I'm gonna live outside forever, like a fox.
- Okay, sweetie.
- I'm never coming back.
Yeah, just stay in the yard, okay? [Blows.]
Well, that was easy.
Foxes don't need shoes.
[Music.]
[Grunts.]
[Music.]
[Sighs.]
Ooh! [Laughs.]
How great, living outside.
[Shivering.]
[Rooster crows.]
Clarence, it's almost time for school.
[Grunts.]
Did you sleep outside? Go to school! [Bell rings.]
Clarence, what are you doing? Get in here.
Class is starting.
I live out here now, Ms.
Baker, like the fox.
Okay, you're having one of your days again.
Uh, you know what? Life's too short.
I'm gonna go with it.
Everyone, grab your books.
We're having class outside with Clarence today.
- Yay! - Freedom! In some cities, buildings are built in a grid, but older ones are situated around a city center [Sniffs.]
[Growls.]
What kind of centers? Uh, you know, it could be a church.
[Giggling.]
It could be a school.
All right! Lunchtime, everybody! Good job, Melanie.
What happened to you? You seem different.
I live the way of the fox.
- W-What? - Basically, I just live outside.
Do whatever I want [grunts.]
sleep wherever I want.
[Yawns.]
What about food? Mother Nature provides everything I need.
[Sighs.]
I want to do that.
You guys can be in my fox pack if you want.
- [Gasps.]
Yes! - But you got to be tough.
Foxes live off the land.
Mother Nature is like, uh, a fox mom.
- Huh? - And she's a tough-love kind of mom, so look out.
And for food, we can probably just eat this fudge for a few years, - as long as we get a good den.
- I can't wait! I'm tough, but I've always wondered how tough.
Can I come instead of going to my clarinet recital? - I hate the clarinet.
- I want to come, too.
Foxes don't say what they want to do.
- They just do it.
- Oh, yeah! [Giggling.]
- Come on, let's go! - We're a part of the pack! Kids? You still out here? Ugh.
Bad job, Melanie.
First thing's first.
You got to learn the way of the fox.
Rule number one, there are no rules.
So, relax.
Rule number two [Gasps.]
Perfect! - Fox mask.
- Yes, mud! [Muffled shout.]
Hmm.
[Giggles.]
[Giggling.]
- Yes! - Come on! Whoo-hoo! Rule number three, I'm the Fox King.
However, its still pretty much a democracy.
A pencil Whoever holds the pencil is allowed to speak, so all of the, um, foxes listen to him or her.
Excuse me, Fox King? [Growls.]
Ugh! [Grunts.]
- What's rule number four? - Um What you're doing, that that's rule number four! Awesome! Yeah! Rule five, tails! Rule six, fur! Rule seven, uh, leaves.
[Crunch.]
Rule eight, clouds and calluses.
Rule nine, sun! Rule ten, den! Rule eleven, feleven! Rule twelve, pelve! All in favor of fun?! - Yeah! - Aaaah! - Clarence? - Oh, hey, Sumo! Oh, I'm not sure where he is right now.
[Grunts.]
Uh, can you find him and tell him to come home? You know, I'm making taquitos.
- Clean or dirty? - Oh, uh, dirty.
[Sniffs.]
Oh, okay.
Th Thanks, Sumo.
[Sniffing.]
[Sighs.]
I feel I've become one with nature.
That's what being a fox is all about! There's so much to explore! I want to see it all! Foxes love exploration.
Nathan, how about you get started counting these trees.
- Okay.
- I could use some more mud! Let's do meditation! Actually, um, what foxes do is they talk like this.
- Pah! Pah! Pah! - Who doesn't want a bear trap? - I mean, come on! - You guys, um, you can do that, but you got to make the fox sound.
Pah! Pah! Pah! If we quiet down, we can meditate.
- Clarence, is that a real animal sound? - Yeah-huh, it is.
- I mean, are you sure, though? - 13, 14, 15 - Om.
- Also, can foxes really count? - 16, 17, 18 trees! - Om! I mean, foxes don't go to school, - so they probably wouldn't - Oh, that one's still 18! - Om! - I have the pencil! [Grunts.]
Pah, pah, pah! [Grunts.]
[Music.]
Got the bedroom clean, I did Clarence's room, bathroom finished there, it's all crisp.
See the grout, looking pretty good.
Been quite the day.
Got a lot done.
Oh, boy.
Sure is quiet without Clarence around, huh? So, you you practiced your guitar today? Nah.
How you gonna grow up to be a big rock star - if you don't practice? - Oh, yeah.
[Chuckles.]
Attaboy.
[Shivers.]
Is anyone else getting cold? Don't worry.
The fire's almost ready.
[Grunting.]
[Chuckles.]
[Stomach grumbling.]
[Wolf howls.]
- I'm hungry.
- All right, everyone, let's make a fox pyramid! I'm starving, Clarence.
I need something to eat! Oh! Um, well, here.
Huh, I guess we ate all the rations.
- We'll have to catch a eagle.
- Foxes don't eat eagles.
Yeah-huh! Baby duck, mommy duck One, two, three Will you please look after me Yes! [Sniffs.]
[Growling.]
[Clarinet playing.]
Hmm.
It's a little sharp.
I'm done being a fox, Clarence.
- I want to go home.
- Yeah.
Clarinet's not that bad after all.
B-But, you guys, look how far we've come! Look what we've created! Look at all this! [Clatter.]
You said Mother Nature would take care of us! - [Laughing.]
She will! - [Yells.]
When!? Look around you, Clarence! What do you see? Nothing but trees! Trees! [Echoing.]
Trees! [Breathing heavily.]
Oh, wow.
We should get him home.
Home? Yeah, okay.
Home, which is, um this way.
[Chuckles.]
There, there, Dustin.
Shh.
Shh.
Come on, this way! [Clarinet playing.]
Keep walking.
A little more.
[Growls.]
Just a little further.
[Laughs.]
Welcome to the ocean! [All gasp.]
Come on, everyone! Drink it! Come on, drink it up.
This is Bendle Creek, Clarence! This is miles from our neighborhood! - Okay, Dustin? - We're gonna have to sleep out here! - Dustin? - In the dirt! - Dustin? - We might even starve! - Dustin? - What? What do you want? I have the pencil.
[Screams.]
[Screams.]
[Wolf howls.]
[Grunting.]
Gah! [Both gasp.]
[Creepy music.]
Um, Dustin? [Growls.]
[Screams.]
I always wanted to have a werewolf boyfriend.
[Roars.]
Uh-oh! [Roars.]
[Both growling.]
We're all just animals! [Howls.]
That boy's got the sickness.
- Whatcha y'all doing? - Being foxes.
Oh.
Why? Oh, 'cause a guy, he told me about the Romans.
- A guy? - Yeah.
He got, like, black hair.
He made it sound cool.
So, you just came out here - without food or water or nothing? - Uh, yeah.
- Huh.
And why're you here? - I don't know.
- Clarence made it sound so cool.
- Yeah.
[Sighs.]
Well, do you know how to track or make a fire or or or anything? - No.
- No.
[Music.]
All in favor of electing Sumo the new Fox King? Well, then let us begin the ceremony! Put your hand on your heart and repeat after me Your mom made taquitos.
Oh! Taquitos That sounds pretty good.
Here you go! Eat up! There's plenty more for my growing boy! Thanks, Mom.
Er [Door closes.]
[Dishes rattle.]
- Uh, Clarence? - Hey, Mom! - Oh, Clarence, you're back! - Uh-huh.
[Music.]
Can Nathan and Amy and Sumo come over? Also, can we make a big ol' fox creek in here? Yeah, sure.
Whatever you want, sweetie! - Thank you.
- Yeah! [Laughs.]
[Laughter.]
Uh, Ms.
Wendle, do you have any more taquitos? Yeah, sure thing.
I can just microwave another box.
Chad: Hey, Mary? I dropped it! You're a grown man! [Dramatic music.]
[Panting.]
Huh? [Music.]
No No! [Howls.]
Early to bed Early to rise Picking my nose