Clarence US (2014) s03e30 Episode Script
The Tunnel
1 [Remote clicks.]
[Upbeat music plays.]
I don't care what you say! I'm gonna do what I want all day! I'm the king of the world! I'm the king of the world! I'm the king of the world! I'm the king of the world! I'm the king of the world! I'm the king of the world! [Music.]
Announcer #1: Arizona World of Wrestling presents "Aww, Snap.
" - Tonight is a legendary fight.
- Holy smokes! And last time, things got ugly, Tom.
You going to say that to my face? - Yeah.
- Come over and say it, then.
I'll say it to your face.
Both: Wow.
I'll say it to your face right now.
[Whip snaps.]
Hup, hup.
Ha.
Hyaaa! I'm so ready for the "Aww, Snap" tonight.
- [Laughing.]
Oh, yeah.
- I bet that maniac is going to do the leg cruncher like this.
Crack.
He's going to do this.
Guh! Guh! I bet his opponent doesn't know about the bone crusher.
Waaa! - [Chuckles.]
I can't wait.
- It's going to be so great.
[Metal detector beeping.]
Huh? - Mr.
Reese? - You boys going to use that? - Uh, all yours? - Let me see.
[Blows.]
One man's trash is another man's treasure.
Let that be a lesson to you.
[Grunts.]
Yep.
[Humming.]
[Metal detector beeps.]
Wow.
What a guy.
- Yeah, yeah.
- Look at Belson.
Aw, he looks so lonesome.
Never had so much fun in my life.
[Laughing.]
This is the best.
Well, who cares? Wait Clarence? [Laughs.]
Yes.
Eat it.
Hey, there, Belson.
- Oh, great.
- Wow.
Great shoes.
Clarence, get out of here.
This part is hard.
Want to come over and watch "Aww, Snap" at Sumo's? - What? No! - [Scoffs.]
No way.
- "Aww, Snap" is for babies.
- No way.
They're warriors.
Yeah.
Did you see all their muscles? Whatever.
I got better things to do.
I'm going to be the first to beat "Samurai Slug 4.
" Nimpomo only released a few Beta copies.
Had to order off iBay all the way from Japan.
What? All the way from Japan? This old thing? [gasps.]
Ah, whoops.
- What? - [Laughs.]
Nice.
My game! Clarence, y-you donkey, that was priceless.
Oh, sorry, Belson.
I'm a butterfingers.
Come on, Clarence.
Let's go.
"Aww, Snap" will be starting soon.
What? No way.
You're not going anywhere - until I get my game back! - Okay.
Hup.
Hrm.
[Deflated noise chimes.]
Meh.
I can't reach it.
Guess it's just gone forever.
[Grunts.]
You're so useless.
[Echoing.]
Hurry up, dorks.
It's down here.
Hey, Sumo, what's it like down there? [Grunting.]
[Coughs, spits.]
- Wow.
- [Normal voice.]
Yeah.
Wow.
My dad built these tunnels.
They all connect.
All you got to do is you just got to go in there, find the game and bring it back to me.
- Now fetch.
- Okay.
All right, Clarence.
Don't go in there.
You'll get lost.
I heard you can get wild scurveys goin' into tunnel Sumo, thanks, but I can't let my best friend, Belson, down.
[Inhales.]
Hmm.
[Rejected noise chimes.]
Yeah.
It's really dark.
Sorry, Belson.
[Grunts.]
I'll find it myself.
Later, meatballs.
Okay.
Good luck, Belson.
See you soon.
You owe me $200.
38, [Device beeps.]
plus shipping and handling.
You're going to need all the time you can get to earn that, so you better get going.
[Echoing.]
Beat it.
Beat it.
Beat it.
- Bet we never see him again.
- Uh-uh.
He's going to find his game and be right back.
[Echoing.]
Right, Belson? Right, Belson? Right, Belson? - You want to go watch wrestling? - [Chuckles.]
Oh, man, what would your wrestler name be? - Um.
Oh, the Carburetor.
- Mine would be Captain Toes.
[Humming, scatting.]
[Metal detector beeping.]
Stupid Clarence, why did you have to be born? [Dungeon music plays.]
[Groans.]
Lame.
[Gasp.]
Aw, man, that's so stupid.
[Rat squeaking.]
[Groans.]
Let's see.
I know game dump is around here somewhere.
Hmm.
[Laughing, coins dinging, light-hearted music plays.]
[Jumping noise.]
[Device Beeping.]
[Dungeon music plays.]
[Electricity crackles, game over music chimes.]
[Dungeon music plays.]
[Cellphone beeps.]
Oh, no.
Aw.
[Coins dinging, screaming, laughing.]
[Device beeping, dungeon music plays.]
Oh, gosh.
Maybe I shouldn't have come down here.
Oh.
No, not this Ahh.
Oh.
[Metal detector beeps, light-hearted music plays.]
Ooh, this would fetch a good price on iBay.
[Device beeping, dungeon music plays.]
Oh, I think I passed that ladder before.
Ah! Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
No.
Come on! Please turn on.
Oh, man.
[Creature growling.]
[Gasps.]
Hello? Who's Who's there? Clarence? Sumo? [Bottles rattling.]
This isn't funny, you idiots.
Announcer #1: The moment is finally here.
Woo-hoo! All right.
- "Aww, Snap.
" - Aw.
- Yay! - Sumo, it's starting.
[Giggling.]
Maniac is calling for the Plumber.
Is he going to show up? If the Plumber doesn't come and face me, then he's just a big old chicken.
- Bok-bok.
- Holy smokes! What? A metal pipe just fell on the ref.
- [Cheering.]
Oh, man.
- Unbelievable.
Announcer #1: It's the Plumber.
Prepare to get wrenched.
You say that to my face.
Oh, no, Maniac.
Be careful what you wish for.
Destroy him! [Snarling.]
Come on, man.
What happened? Remember the good times? [Music.]
- Yeah.
- Well, what happened to the good times? Cancun, the Bahamas and spelunking in the south of France.
But then you just left me all alone in the dark.
- [gasps.]
Belson - They should just fight already.
I guess, you know, I had a lot of stuff going on in my life.
It's cool.
Come here.
Bring it in.
[Crowd booing.]
Hey, no hugging! Woo-ahhhh! Announcer #2: Holy smokes.
Announcer #1: Wow.
Disemboweled and finished.
[Cheering.]
[Howling.]
- Yeah, yeah, yeah! - Sumo, you think Belson found his game by now? No way.
His battery is probably dead or he's lost or something.
Or he got eaten by a giant radioactive armadillo.
[Gasps.]
He He's probably home by now.
Mm.
[Telephone keypad beeps.]
[Telephone rings.]
- Hello? - Clarence: Hi, Mrs.
Belson.
Is Belson home? No.
He didn't come home yet.
So he's still stuck in that scary tunnel? - Tunnel? What tunnel? - Okay.
Bye.
Wait.
Oh, not my vase.
[Clay squirts.]
- We got to go back for him.
- Wow.
What? [Scoffs.]
No way.
I'm not missing "Aww, Snap" for him.
Yes, yes, yes.
The tunnel is no place for a lonely Belson.
If he's going to get all lost in there alone, we got to get lost with him.
[Grunting.]
- What gives? - Belson is just going to be 'dillo food - [straining.]
if we don't help him.
- Good riddance.
Kids: [Laughing.]
Get them.
- Yes, yes, yes.
- Yeah.
[Screams.]
Sumo, I really think you should help your friend.
- What the heck? - Touchdown.
[Struggling.]
All right.
Fine.
I'll go.
[8-bit music plays.]
Let's go find that Belson and bring him home.
- Clarence? - Hmm? Take this for the armadillos.
Hmph, I won't let you down.
[Belson sobbing.]
This is it.
This is the end.
[Device beeping.]
I'm never going to see my SEDIA 64, my race car bed, my inheritance.
[gasps.]
Who's that? [Creature snarls.]
No, no, no.
Ah! What is it?! [Music.]
- Belson! - Belson! [Rat squeaks.]
Sumo: Whoa.
Lots of cool stuff here.
[Chuckles.]
Over here, Clarence.
Maybe he knows where Belson is.
A pleasure to meet you.
[Arm pops.]
Oh.
Look, Sumo, footprints.
Not just any footprints, Belson's footprints.
- We're close.
- [Whispering.]
Let's go.
Mm, yum-rum, Belson.
I have your favorites, jalapeno raisins.
[Distant whimpering.]
Shh.
Do you hear that? [Whimpering continues.]
- My Belson! - Clarence? You guys found me.
- Oh, man.
I'm so happy that - Uh-huh? Yeah? Uh I mean what are you dorks doing here? - Nobody called you.
- Fine.
- We're leaving.
- No! Wait.
I'm going to come with you guys.
Belson, I'm sorry we left you for the 'dillos, but the important thing is Wait.
What was the important thing? Thanks for nothing, Clarence.
You can't even apologize properly.
- [Gasps.]
Belson, your game.
- No way.
Give me that! [Creature snarls.]
Uh, Guys? - Huh? - Huh? [Gasps.]
- Armadillo! - What? Armadillo! - No, no, no! That wasn't real.
- All right, 'dillo.
Prepare to get wrenched.
[Grunts.]
Run! [All screaming, panting.]
[Music.]
[Grunts.]
No.
Butterfingers.
[Screams.]
- Oww.
- No! [In slow-mo.]
Ahhhh! Ah, no.
[Grunts.]
Got you.
[Beeping noise.]
[Grunting.]
Belson, you saved Sumo.
You're a hero.
Yeah.
I was a goner for sure.
Thanks, man.
[Scoffs.]
Whatever, man.
Nothing happened.
Clarence, you still owe me $200, plus shipping and handling.
- Later, losers.
- Well, there goes Belson.
There's a road underground Hmm, let's see what this is.
"Samurai Slug 4.
" Pfsh.
Nobody ever buys the fourth one.
There's a road underground Early to bed Early to rise Picking my nose
[Upbeat music plays.]
I don't care what you say! I'm gonna do what I want all day! I'm the king of the world! I'm the king of the world! I'm the king of the world! I'm the king of the world! I'm the king of the world! I'm the king of the world! [Music.]
Announcer #1: Arizona World of Wrestling presents "Aww, Snap.
" - Tonight is a legendary fight.
- Holy smokes! And last time, things got ugly, Tom.
You going to say that to my face? - Yeah.
- Come over and say it, then.
I'll say it to your face.
Both: Wow.
I'll say it to your face right now.
[Whip snaps.]
Hup, hup.
Ha.
Hyaaa! I'm so ready for the "Aww, Snap" tonight.
- [Laughing.]
Oh, yeah.
- I bet that maniac is going to do the leg cruncher like this.
Crack.
He's going to do this.
Guh! Guh! I bet his opponent doesn't know about the bone crusher.
Waaa! - [Chuckles.]
I can't wait.
- It's going to be so great.
[Metal detector beeping.]
Huh? - Mr.
Reese? - You boys going to use that? - Uh, all yours? - Let me see.
[Blows.]
One man's trash is another man's treasure.
Let that be a lesson to you.
[Grunts.]
Yep.
[Humming.]
[Metal detector beeps.]
Wow.
What a guy.
- Yeah, yeah.
- Look at Belson.
Aw, he looks so lonesome.
Never had so much fun in my life.
[Laughing.]
This is the best.
Well, who cares? Wait Clarence? [Laughs.]
Yes.
Eat it.
Hey, there, Belson.
- Oh, great.
- Wow.
Great shoes.
Clarence, get out of here.
This part is hard.
Want to come over and watch "Aww, Snap" at Sumo's? - What? No! - [Scoffs.]
No way.
- "Aww, Snap" is for babies.
- No way.
They're warriors.
Yeah.
Did you see all their muscles? Whatever.
I got better things to do.
I'm going to be the first to beat "Samurai Slug 4.
" Nimpomo only released a few Beta copies.
Had to order off iBay all the way from Japan.
What? All the way from Japan? This old thing? [gasps.]
Ah, whoops.
- What? - [Laughs.]
Nice.
My game! Clarence, y-you donkey, that was priceless.
Oh, sorry, Belson.
I'm a butterfingers.
Come on, Clarence.
Let's go.
"Aww, Snap" will be starting soon.
What? No way.
You're not going anywhere - until I get my game back! - Okay.
Hup.
Hrm.
[Deflated noise chimes.]
Meh.
I can't reach it.
Guess it's just gone forever.
[Grunts.]
You're so useless.
[Echoing.]
Hurry up, dorks.
It's down here.
Hey, Sumo, what's it like down there? [Grunting.]
[Coughs, spits.]
- Wow.
- [Normal voice.]
Yeah.
Wow.
My dad built these tunnels.
They all connect.
All you got to do is you just got to go in there, find the game and bring it back to me.
- Now fetch.
- Okay.
All right, Clarence.
Don't go in there.
You'll get lost.
I heard you can get wild scurveys goin' into tunnel Sumo, thanks, but I can't let my best friend, Belson, down.
[Inhales.]
Hmm.
[Rejected noise chimes.]
Yeah.
It's really dark.
Sorry, Belson.
[Grunts.]
I'll find it myself.
Later, meatballs.
Okay.
Good luck, Belson.
See you soon.
You owe me $200.
38, [Device beeps.]
plus shipping and handling.
You're going to need all the time you can get to earn that, so you better get going.
[Echoing.]
Beat it.
Beat it.
Beat it.
- Bet we never see him again.
- Uh-uh.
He's going to find his game and be right back.
[Echoing.]
Right, Belson? Right, Belson? Right, Belson? - You want to go watch wrestling? - [Chuckles.]
Oh, man, what would your wrestler name be? - Um.
Oh, the Carburetor.
- Mine would be Captain Toes.
[Humming, scatting.]
[Metal detector beeping.]
Stupid Clarence, why did you have to be born? [Dungeon music plays.]
[Groans.]
Lame.
[Gasp.]
Aw, man, that's so stupid.
[Rat squeaking.]
[Groans.]
Let's see.
I know game dump is around here somewhere.
Hmm.
[Laughing, coins dinging, light-hearted music plays.]
[Jumping noise.]
[Device Beeping.]
[Dungeon music plays.]
[Electricity crackles, game over music chimes.]
[Dungeon music plays.]
[Cellphone beeps.]
Oh, no.
Aw.
[Coins dinging, screaming, laughing.]
[Device beeping, dungeon music plays.]
Oh, gosh.
Maybe I shouldn't have come down here.
Oh.
No, not this Ahh.
Oh.
[Metal detector beeps, light-hearted music plays.]
Ooh, this would fetch a good price on iBay.
[Device beeping, dungeon music plays.]
Oh, I think I passed that ladder before.
Ah! Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
No.
Come on! Please turn on.
Oh, man.
[Creature growling.]
[Gasps.]
Hello? Who's Who's there? Clarence? Sumo? [Bottles rattling.]
This isn't funny, you idiots.
Announcer #1: The moment is finally here.
Woo-hoo! All right.
- "Aww, Snap.
" - Aw.
- Yay! - Sumo, it's starting.
[Giggling.]
Maniac is calling for the Plumber.
Is he going to show up? If the Plumber doesn't come and face me, then he's just a big old chicken.
- Bok-bok.
- Holy smokes! What? A metal pipe just fell on the ref.
- [Cheering.]
Oh, man.
- Unbelievable.
Announcer #1: It's the Plumber.
Prepare to get wrenched.
You say that to my face.
Oh, no, Maniac.
Be careful what you wish for.
Destroy him! [Snarling.]
Come on, man.
What happened? Remember the good times? [Music.]
- Yeah.
- Well, what happened to the good times? Cancun, the Bahamas and spelunking in the south of France.
But then you just left me all alone in the dark.
- [gasps.]
Belson - They should just fight already.
I guess, you know, I had a lot of stuff going on in my life.
It's cool.
Come here.
Bring it in.
[Crowd booing.]
Hey, no hugging! Woo-ahhhh! Announcer #2: Holy smokes.
Announcer #1: Wow.
Disemboweled and finished.
[Cheering.]
[Howling.]
- Yeah, yeah, yeah! - Sumo, you think Belson found his game by now? No way.
His battery is probably dead or he's lost or something.
Or he got eaten by a giant radioactive armadillo.
[Gasps.]
He He's probably home by now.
Mm.
[Telephone keypad beeps.]
[Telephone rings.]
- Hello? - Clarence: Hi, Mrs.
Belson.
Is Belson home? No.
He didn't come home yet.
So he's still stuck in that scary tunnel? - Tunnel? What tunnel? - Okay.
Bye.
Wait.
Oh, not my vase.
[Clay squirts.]
- We got to go back for him.
- Wow.
What? [Scoffs.]
No way.
I'm not missing "Aww, Snap" for him.
Yes, yes, yes.
The tunnel is no place for a lonely Belson.
If he's going to get all lost in there alone, we got to get lost with him.
[Grunting.]
- What gives? - Belson is just going to be 'dillo food - [straining.]
if we don't help him.
- Good riddance.
Kids: [Laughing.]
Get them.
- Yes, yes, yes.
- Yeah.
[Screams.]
Sumo, I really think you should help your friend.
- What the heck? - Touchdown.
[Struggling.]
All right.
Fine.
I'll go.
[8-bit music plays.]
Let's go find that Belson and bring him home.
- Clarence? - Hmm? Take this for the armadillos.
Hmph, I won't let you down.
[Belson sobbing.]
This is it.
This is the end.
[Device beeping.]
I'm never going to see my SEDIA 64, my race car bed, my inheritance.
[gasps.]
Who's that? [Creature snarls.]
No, no, no.
Ah! What is it?! [Music.]
- Belson! - Belson! [Rat squeaks.]
Sumo: Whoa.
Lots of cool stuff here.
[Chuckles.]
Over here, Clarence.
Maybe he knows where Belson is.
A pleasure to meet you.
[Arm pops.]
Oh.
Look, Sumo, footprints.
Not just any footprints, Belson's footprints.
- We're close.
- [Whispering.]
Let's go.
Mm, yum-rum, Belson.
I have your favorites, jalapeno raisins.
[Distant whimpering.]
Shh.
Do you hear that? [Whimpering continues.]
- My Belson! - Clarence? You guys found me.
- Oh, man.
I'm so happy that - Uh-huh? Yeah? Uh I mean what are you dorks doing here? - Nobody called you.
- Fine.
- We're leaving.
- No! Wait.
I'm going to come with you guys.
Belson, I'm sorry we left you for the 'dillos, but the important thing is Wait.
What was the important thing? Thanks for nothing, Clarence.
You can't even apologize properly.
- [Gasps.]
Belson, your game.
- No way.
Give me that! [Creature snarls.]
Uh, Guys? - Huh? - Huh? [Gasps.]
- Armadillo! - What? Armadillo! - No, no, no! That wasn't real.
- All right, 'dillo.
Prepare to get wrenched.
[Grunts.]
Run! [All screaming, panting.]
[Music.]
[Grunts.]
No.
Butterfingers.
[Screams.]
- Oww.
- No! [In slow-mo.]
Ahhhh! Ah, no.
[Grunts.]
Got you.
[Beeping noise.]
[Grunting.]
Belson, you saved Sumo.
You're a hero.
Yeah.
I was a goner for sure.
Thanks, man.
[Scoffs.]
Whatever, man.
Nothing happened.
Clarence, you still owe me $200, plus shipping and handling.
- Later, losers.
- Well, there goes Belson.
There's a road underground Hmm, let's see what this is.
"Samurai Slug 4.
" Pfsh.
Nobody ever buys the fourth one.
There's a road underground Early to bed Early to rise Picking my nose