Costume Quest (2019) s01e19 Episode Script
Dry-Cleaners and Dragons - In the Mouth of Badness
1 She was born in Nougatown And she won't let the factory down There's a reason why our nougat's Number one! It's because of Oona It's because Of Oona It's because She gets the job done! Thank you.
We are the Nougettes, and we're here to remind you that If you like our tune-a Vote for Oona.
- We were great! - You did just perfect! - Oh, man.
- Ha-ha, I was so proud of you.
- Awesome! Lamest plan - ever.
- What do you mean, Wren? You notice who's not playing goofball songs tonight? Oona! I bet she's gonna fly out and steal some monsters' human suits instead.
No human suits, no monster votes.
Wren, we've been over this.
If you do that, how many suits do you get? Ten? 12? We can reach a hundred people right here.
"Music can, like, change the world.
" Beethoven said that.
Beethoven wasn't fighting purple, drooling freaks! You know what? I just need a break.
- Give me 20 to cool off.
- But we're back in five.
And you're our best singer.
Lucy can sing.
Sort of.
Aah! Dog Walker Doyle.
Still going to those phony monster experiencer meetings? Beat it! Or I'll sic the hounds on you.
Not if I do it first.
Wait.
Stop.
I'll give you anything you want.
Please.
Actually, there's only one mask I really need.
Where's Bob? Stealing human suits won't win an election, huh? Take that, Beethoven.
I'm gonna save the world all by my little ol' self.
But a little help wouldn't hurt.
Hello? Mighty dragon warrior old lady Oona? Hello? You again.
Look, I know we didn't really click at the factory the other day, but I need your help.
Sorry.
I have an election to prep for.
Bob's getting his human suit dry-cleaned tonight, and we can steal it! If we take it, he can never show his face again.
I took Dog Walker Doyle prisoner and made him squawk.
He said I'd never make it out with Bob's suit alive.
Only he didn't count on one thing.
Me.
Well, I was gonna say "me.
" Write down the address and go play with your little friends.
What? No way! I'm coming.
This is a job for a master.
So I'll be your sidekick.
What's the worst that can happen? Aah! Nougat! Oona! Save the world! Purple drool! Bob bad! No.
- Not gonna stay.
- Let's go.
Oh This is not going well.
No, it is not.
Where is Wren? I just gotta say Nah, I shouldn't.
But I gotta! We look so cool! Huh? What's that? I can top that.
I can top that.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Hey, you! Remember me? Huh? Yeah? Remember? Gonna beat you up! Come at me, human! Aha! Ha! You Aah! Not bad.
Hey, bub.
How about some service over here? Ah, the bossy one.
Doyle said you'd be Uh, he didn't say anything about the dragon lady.
We're here to pick up our dry cleaning.
It's a costume of an old friend of mine.
A blowhard businessman with too much gel in his hair? Uh, do you have your ticket? Not playing your games, Howard.
Never mind.
I'll see what I can do in the back.
Oops.
Oh.
Oh We're on a roll! Huh? Uh-oh.
Okay, fools, prepare to be Grubbinized.
Ooh! Oona, I had him! Stop talking and pay attention to the battle.
You go high, I'll go low.
No.
Back-to-back.
We do a 360.
Whoa! Huh? Wha? Uh Mr.
Bob, s-sir? What did I say about interrupting my tub time? Upstairs, it's one of the kids, the bossy one.
So take care of it.
About that - she's with the dragon lady.
- Bring me my towel! Now! On your left! Three o'clock.
Above! Fire now! Bob's human suit! Oona! Bob's coming! Oona! Get the suit.
Leave me.
Huh? Eh, they got away, sir.
But there is a silver lining.
We saved your suit.
Oona? Oona, wake up.
Please wake up.
Whoa.
Oona! Did you get Bob's suit? I wanted to, but - they were about to get you.
- Fool! I thought you were different.
You're weak, like the others.
But I just saved your life.
You should have left me there.
The suit was more important.
But we're stronger together.
Right? No.
We're not.
You'll never save the universe if you let anything else matter more than the mission.
And that includes friends.
Now leave.
Oona, you're all alone.
You're hurt.
Little girl, I told you to leave.
Nougat, Oona Purple drool You're back! How about we play our hit one more time.
All right! You're back! She was born in Nougatown And she won't let the factory down There's a reason why our nougat's Number one! It's because of Oona It's because of Oona It's because She gets the job done! Oh, yeah.
Oona's the only choice.
Thanks for coming.
A taco from a truck.
Fun! It's voting day in Auburn Hollow, and the atmosphere in the town square is positively electric! Will Oona, the grande dame of nougat, overcome the doubts cast by the crooked rainbow - and maintain control over the factory? - You're a cute one.
Or will it be newcomer Bob Dickerson who takes the reins? A city on edge awaits its historic answer.
Bob Dickerson rules! Yeah! Just go to commercial.
Come on, come on.
Where is Oona? Wren, when you and Oona fought at the dry cleaners last night, how badly did she get hurt? Not that bad.
Okay.
Pretty bad.
But she'll probably still - not make it.
- Nice work, Wren.
What do you want me to do about it? Put on a time machine costume, go back in time and fix everything? We've talked about this.
- No time machines.
- But what if No time machines.
Fine.
If Oona doesn't show up, Bob will What? Win in a landslide? Go ahead, try your worst.
Show all these voters who you really are.
I don't need to resort to violence.
In five minutes, I'm going to walk on stage, address my adoring public and seal the deal on my new factory.
And Oona's not here to do anything about it.
Toodle-oo.
This is bad.
We're not letting that creepazoid win that easily.
If Oona can't be here to speak for herself, then we need to take matters into our own hands.
A security guard? Must be one of Bob's goons.
Reynold, what have you got? Perfect! Huh? A bee?! No! Go away! Leave me alone! Aah! Aah! Firefly! Help me fight this bee! Aah! Oh, no! They're in cahoots! Aah-ha! You'll never get me! No! No! No! No! Okay, the coast is clear.
All right, you guys are on.
Hey there, boss.
You are large and in charge.
Just think of all that nougat that'll be yours.
M-Maybe don't think about it too much.
Package for Dickerson.
Hmm.
The Galapagos? Bob! Do I know you? I'm Scout, one of your minions.
Hmm.
- Ooh! - Doesn't ring a bell.
You assigned me to capture the kids, and I found one.
But the twerp sent me on a little vacation.
But I'm back, and I'm ready to serve.
Uh-huh.
Could you hand me the hairspray? I found out some top secret info about where the costumed brats are getting their Woop! You know, I used to use a gel, but now I'm really into this styling mist.
But, sir, I know who's making the How'd you get so shrimpy, Shrimpy? Um, if I eat nougat, I get smaller instead of bigger.
Freaky.
Bob Dickerson, places, please.
Lights, camera Bob.
What a beautiful day to enjoy the sunshine, eat some nougat and fix that crooked rainbow.
It's voting day! Although I think my opponent might have missed the memo.
Having a senior moment, Oona? How's everybody doing today? Are ya feelin' good? Ya lovin' nougat? Oh, yeah! Whoo-whoo-whoo! How about you, Bob? Ya lovin' nougat? Uh, duh.
- Ha! Of course! - That's funny, Bob.
Because for a guy who loves nougat, I don't think I've ever seen you actually eat a piece of nougat.
Have you, folks? That's preposterous.
I love nougat! Ha! Glad to hear it, Bob.
Because before we get to the vote, we thought we'd have a little fun with a nougat-eating contest.
You versus everyone's favorite corporate mascot Ned Nougat! - Yee-haw! Welcome to our world of sugar and sweet You look like a crowd that wants to eat Mm.
That looks delicious, but I am stuffed.
Just had a big salad.
Boo! Go back to Salad uh, vania! Whoa, whoa, whoa.
What about Oona? Have you ever seen her eat nougat? You mean like that? Eat the noug! Eat the noug! Eat the noug! Eat the noug! Very well, then.
Give me a second to get ready, and I will gladly eat the noug! Okay, kid, you want to be a hero? Yes! I know I can do you proud! Great! Then there's one very special mission I need to send you on.
Are you up for it? Yes! Yes, yes, yes, Bob.
Anything! What do I do? Just eat all the nougat that falls through my food hole.
What? So, we doing this, or what? Uh okay.
So, uh, five minutes.
Whoever eats the most wins.
Obviously, regurgitation equals disqualification.
We gotcha by the britches, Bob-o.
Oh, yeah? Wanna bet? Scout? - Reynold? - You're supposed to be in the Galapagos.
I mailed myself to Bob after you abandoned me.
And now I hate you! Let's do this, Bob.
All right, let's get this show on the road! Mmm! Mmm! Mmm! He's eating it.
How? Why isn't he bursting at the seams? - It's Scout.
- Uh, who? Uh, Scout.
She's a monster.
She must be eating the nougat inside Bob's mouth.
Wait.
Doesn't eating nougat make monsters grow? Not her.
She does the opposite.
She's, uh special.
She's special?! - It's time for Plan Bee.
- Wait! Hey! Was this really your best idea? Get her! I got it! Wren! Help! I gotcha! Aah! Wren! Wren, are you okay? Great.
Give him the nougat.
No! Yes.
We got him! - No! - What's wrong, Bob? Had enough? Nougatown is mine, losers.
Chew! Chew! Chew! Chew! Aah yah! Hey! What's going on between you and my brother? Reynold left me on an island.
You went to an island together? It's complicated! How could it be complicated? He's 11! Whoa! No! Oh, snap! They're neck and neck, folks.
Can Ned get one more piece down? Come on, Ned, eat like the whole universe is at stake.
Because it is.
Yes! Yes! No barf.
No barf! Looks like Ned's got it in the bag! No! I did it! I win! I win! Bob wins! Monsters win! Ha-ha-ha-ha! Whoo! Eep.
Reynold said she's, like, an opposite monster.
Right? Feed her, she gets smaller.
Grubbinize her, and Yeah! Or Oh, my.
What's this? If Bob hurls, he loses! - Oh, whoa.
- Gotta go.
What's that? No! It's just bees! I love nougat! Who's ready for seconds? Oh, yeah.
You know it.
No.
Did we win? I did it.
KAHN, Auburn Hollow News.
The results are in, and Bob Dickerson has done it! After winning the contest and riding a wave of nougaty momentum, Bob has solidified his place in the hearts of the town.
I am Bob! He has become the new CEO of Nougatown.
For KAHN, I'm Kimberly Butterwater.
We are the Nougettes, and we're here to remind you that If you like our tune-a Vote for Oona.
- We were great! - You did just perfect! - Oh, man.
- Ha-ha, I was so proud of you.
- Awesome! Lamest plan - ever.
- What do you mean, Wren? You notice who's not playing goofball songs tonight? Oona! I bet she's gonna fly out and steal some monsters' human suits instead.
No human suits, no monster votes.
Wren, we've been over this.
If you do that, how many suits do you get? Ten? 12? We can reach a hundred people right here.
"Music can, like, change the world.
" Beethoven said that.
Beethoven wasn't fighting purple, drooling freaks! You know what? I just need a break.
- Give me 20 to cool off.
- But we're back in five.
And you're our best singer.
Lucy can sing.
Sort of.
Aah! Dog Walker Doyle.
Still going to those phony monster experiencer meetings? Beat it! Or I'll sic the hounds on you.
Not if I do it first.
Wait.
Stop.
I'll give you anything you want.
Please.
Actually, there's only one mask I really need.
Where's Bob? Stealing human suits won't win an election, huh? Take that, Beethoven.
I'm gonna save the world all by my little ol' self.
But a little help wouldn't hurt.
Hello? Mighty dragon warrior old lady Oona? Hello? You again.
Look, I know we didn't really click at the factory the other day, but I need your help.
Sorry.
I have an election to prep for.
Bob's getting his human suit dry-cleaned tonight, and we can steal it! If we take it, he can never show his face again.
I took Dog Walker Doyle prisoner and made him squawk.
He said I'd never make it out with Bob's suit alive.
Only he didn't count on one thing.
Me.
Well, I was gonna say "me.
" Write down the address and go play with your little friends.
What? No way! I'm coming.
This is a job for a master.
So I'll be your sidekick.
What's the worst that can happen? Aah! Nougat! Oona! Save the world! Purple drool! Bob bad! No.
- Not gonna stay.
- Let's go.
Oh This is not going well.
No, it is not.
Where is Wren? I just gotta say Nah, I shouldn't.
But I gotta! We look so cool! Huh? What's that? I can top that.
I can top that.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Hey, you! Remember me? Huh? Yeah? Remember? Gonna beat you up! Come at me, human! Aha! Ha! You Aah! Not bad.
Hey, bub.
How about some service over here? Ah, the bossy one.
Doyle said you'd be Uh, he didn't say anything about the dragon lady.
We're here to pick up our dry cleaning.
It's a costume of an old friend of mine.
A blowhard businessman with too much gel in his hair? Uh, do you have your ticket? Not playing your games, Howard.
Never mind.
I'll see what I can do in the back.
Oops.
Oh.
Oh We're on a roll! Huh? Uh-oh.
Okay, fools, prepare to be Grubbinized.
Ooh! Oona, I had him! Stop talking and pay attention to the battle.
You go high, I'll go low.
No.
Back-to-back.
We do a 360.
Whoa! Huh? Wha? Uh Mr.
Bob, s-sir? What did I say about interrupting my tub time? Upstairs, it's one of the kids, the bossy one.
So take care of it.
About that - she's with the dragon lady.
- Bring me my towel! Now! On your left! Three o'clock.
Above! Fire now! Bob's human suit! Oona! Bob's coming! Oona! Get the suit.
Leave me.
Huh? Eh, they got away, sir.
But there is a silver lining.
We saved your suit.
Oona? Oona, wake up.
Please wake up.
Whoa.
Oona! Did you get Bob's suit? I wanted to, but - they were about to get you.
- Fool! I thought you were different.
You're weak, like the others.
But I just saved your life.
You should have left me there.
The suit was more important.
But we're stronger together.
Right? No.
We're not.
You'll never save the universe if you let anything else matter more than the mission.
And that includes friends.
Now leave.
Oona, you're all alone.
You're hurt.
Little girl, I told you to leave.
Nougat, Oona Purple drool You're back! How about we play our hit one more time.
All right! You're back! She was born in Nougatown And she won't let the factory down There's a reason why our nougat's Number one! It's because of Oona It's because of Oona It's because She gets the job done! Oh, yeah.
Oona's the only choice.
Thanks for coming.
A taco from a truck.
Fun! It's voting day in Auburn Hollow, and the atmosphere in the town square is positively electric! Will Oona, the grande dame of nougat, overcome the doubts cast by the crooked rainbow - and maintain control over the factory? - You're a cute one.
Or will it be newcomer Bob Dickerson who takes the reins? A city on edge awaits its historic answer.
Bob Dickerson rules! Yeah! Just go to commercial.
Come on, come on.
Where is Oona? Wren, when you and Oona fought at the dry cleaners last night, how badly did she get hurt? Not that bad.
Okay.
Pretty bad.
But she'll probably still - not make it.
- Nice work, Wren.
What do you want me to do about it? Put on a time machine costume, go back in time and fix everything? We've talked about this.
- No time machines.
- But what if No time machines.
Fine.
If Oona doesn't show up, Bob will What? Win in a landslide? Go ahead, try your worst.
Show all these voters who you really are.
I don't need to resort to violence.
In five minutes, I'm going to walk on stage, address my adoring public and seal the deal on my new factory.
And Oona's not here to do anything about it.
Toodle-oo.
This is bad.
We're not letting that creepazoid win that easily.
If Oona can't be here to speak for herself, then we need to take matters into our own hands.
A security guard? Must be one of Bob's goons.
Reynold, what have you got? Perfect! Huh? A bee?! No! Go away! Leave me alone! Aah! Aah! Firefly! Help me fight this bee! Aah! Oh, no! They're in cahoots! Aah-ha! You'll never get me! No! No! No! No! Okay, the coast is clear.
All right, you guys are on.
Hey there, boss.
You are large and in charge.
Just think of all that nougat that'll be yours.
M-Maybe don't think about it too much.
Package for Dickerson.
Hmm.
The Galapagos? Bob! Do I know you? I'm Scout, one of your minions.
Hmm.
- Ooh! - Doesn't ring a bell.
You assigned me to capture the kids, and I found one.
But the twerp sent me on a little vacation.
But I'm back, and I'm ready to serve.
Uh-huh.
Could you hand me the hairspray? I found out some top secret info about where the costumed brats are getting their Woop! You know, I used to use a gel, but now I'm really into this styling mist.
But, sir, I know who's making the How'd you get so shrimpy, Shrimpy? Um, if I eat nougat, I get smaller instead of bigger.
Freaky.
Bob Dickerson, places, please.
Lights, camera Bob.
What a beautiful day to enjoy the sunshine, eat some nougat and fix that crooked rainbow.
It's voting day! Although I think my opponent might have missed the memo.
Having a senior moment, Oona? How's everybody doing today? Are ya feelin' good? Ya lovin' nougat? Oh, yeah! Whoo-whoo-whoo! How about you, Bob? Ya lovin' nougat? Uh, duh.
- Ha! Of course! - That's funny, Bob.
Because for a guy who loves nougat, I don't think I've ever seen you actually eat a piece of nougat.
Have you, folks? That's preposterous.
I love nougat! Ha! Glad to hear it, Bob.
Because before we get to the vote, we thought we'd have a little fun with a nougat-eating contest.
You versus everyone's favorite corporate mascot Ned Nougat! - Yee-haw! Welcome to our world of sugar and sweet You look like a crowd that wants to eat Mm.
That looks delicious, but I am stuffed.
Just had a big salad.
Boo! Go back to Salad uh, vania! Whoa, whoa, whoa.
What about Oona? Have you ever seen her eat nougat? You mean like that? Eat the noug! Eat the noug! Eat the noug! Eat the noug! Very well, then.
Give me a second to get ready, and I will gladly eat the noug! Okay, kid, you want to be a hero? Yes! I know I can do you proud! Great! Then there's one very special mission I need to send you on.
Are you up for it? Yes! Yes, yes, yes, Bob.
Anything! What do I do? Just eat all the nougat that falls through my food hole.
What? So, we doing this, or what? Uh okay.
So, uh, five minutes.
Whoever eats the most wins.
Obviously, regurgitation equals disqualification.
We gotcha by the britches, Bob-o.
Oh, yeah? Wanna bet? Scout? - Reynold? - You're supposed to be in the Galapagos.
I mailed myself to Bob after you abandoned me.
And now I hate you! Let's do this, Bob.
All right, let's get this show on the road! Mmm! Mmm! Mmm! He's eating it.
How? Why isn't he bursting at the seams? - It's Scout.
- Uh, who? Uh, Scout.
She's a monster.
She must be eating the nougat inside Bob's mouth.
Wait.
Doesn't eating nougat make monsters grow? Not her.
She does the opposite.
She's, uh special.
She's special?! - It's time for Plan Bee.
- Wait! Hey! Was this really your best idea? Get her! I got it! Wren! Help! I gotcha! Aah! Wren! Wren, are you okay? Great.
Give him the nougat.
No! Yes.
We got him! - No! - What's wrong, Bob? Had enough? Nougatown is mine, losers.
Chew! Chew! Chew! Chew! Aah yah! Hey! What's going on between you and my brother? Reynold left me on an island.
You went to an island together? It's complicated! How could it be complicated? He's 11! Whoa! No! Oh, snap! They're neck and neck, folks.
Can Ned get one more piece down? Come on, Ned, eat like the whole universe is at stake.
Because it is.
Yes! Yes! No barf.
No barf! Looks like Ned's got it in the bag! No! I did it! I win! I win! Bob wins! Monsters win! Ha-ha-ha-ha! Whoo! Eep.
Reynold said she's, like, an opposite monster.
Right? Feed her, she gets smaller.
Grubbinize her, and Yeah! Or Oh, my.
What's this? If Bob hurls, he loses! - Oh, whoa.
- Gotta go.
What's that? No! It's just bees! I love nougat! Who's ready for seconds? Oh, yeah.
You know it.
No.
Did we win? I did it.
KAHN, Auburn Hollow News.
The results are in, and Bob Dickerson has done it! After winning the contest and riding a wave of nougaty momentum, Bob has solidified his place in the hearts of the town.
I am Bob! He has become the new CEO of Nougatown.
For KAHN, I'm Kimberly Butterwater.