Courage the Cowardly Dog (1999) s03e03 Episode Script

Stormy Weather-The Sandman Sleeps

We interrupt this program to bring you Courage the Cowardly Dog show! Starring Courage, the Cowardly Dog! Abandoned as a pup, he was found by Muriel, who lives in the middle of Nowhere with her husband Eustace Bagge.
But creepy stuff happens in Nowhere.
It's up to Courage to save his new home.
Stupid dog! You made me look bad! Huh? Oh! Oh, sweet doggy.
Fetch the ball, you precious creature.
Go ahead.
Oh, isn't that lovely! Courage, you've made a friend.
Please come in and have a cup of tea.
I'd love to.
You know, Muriel, the life of a goddess isn't always so heavenly.
No, I suppose being a storm goddess isn't easy.
Oh, it's just I've lost my precious dog Duncan.
Oh, my I know just how you feel.
If I ever lost Courage, I don't know what I'd do.
Actually, your dog reminds me of Duncan.
Isn't the resemblance uncanny? Oh, yes.
They look exactly alike.
I miss him so much.
My, we're getting a nice breeze today! Oh, my! So, where will you be looking for your dog then? You wouldn't mind if I take Courage out for some air, would you? No! Well, actually I would mind.
Huh? Muriel, this place is a mess! Clean it up! Good doggy, sweet doggy.
Lousy dog.
Sitting at the table! Don't be bashful, Courage.
After all, when supper's over, your friend'll be leaving and you'll never see her again.
I just can't imagine never seeing my sweet Dunc Oh Uh, Courage again.
Big deal.
I mean, he'll always be with me.
I understand.
We're terribly close.
No, you don't understand.
Blah, blah, blah.
Argh! I'm taking him with me! I I I don't think so.
You can't have Courage! He's my dog and that's that.
Hungry! Ugh! You'll have to go.
Now! Yes! Not without my dog.
No! - He's my dog.
- He's my dog.
Oh, no, he's mine.
Argh! The dog is mine.
No dinner, no nothing.
What's Huh? Oh! What the - Mine! - Mine! What, what, what are you - Mine! - Mine! Ow! - Mine! - Mine! - Mine! - Mine! Ahhh! Mine! Mine! Muriel! Mine! Mine! Hmm.
Ew! Hey, I seen that dog.
Huh? Where? Where? Take it easy! Take it easy! He went down that sewer.
Oh Oh! Ooh! Duncan! Duncan! Behold the God Bone.
But do not lick the God Bone.
For he who licketh the God Bone shall liketh the God Bone, and never cease from licking.
It's just that good.
Duncan! Must Not Lick! Phew! - Mine! - Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine Duncan! Good doggy.
Oh, no! You love that bone more than me! How could you? Good doggy.
Sweet doggy.
Understanding doggy.
Oh! Mine! Mmm.
Oh! Mmm.
Duncan! Oh, Duncan, my Duncan, you've come back to me.
Good doggy, sweet doggy, understanding doggy.
Isn't it grand, Courage? Everybody got what they wanted.
Argh! Six hundred thirty-two thousand, four hundred ninety-seven.
Six hundred thirty-two thousand, four hundred ninety-eight.
Six hundred thirty-two thousand, four hundred ninety-nine.
I can't take it anymore! Why, why, why? Why, why, why? Go to sleep already, will ya! I am the Sandman, the king of sleep.
I bring deep sandy sleep to the world, and yet I can't sleep.
Oh, the sounds of a world asleep.
If only I could join this symphony of slumber.
Now, that's sleeping.
I'm getting me some.
Oh! Slumber from mortal through mortal portal.
By the power of my sand, slumber slip into my hand.
Oh, yes! Huh? Oh, I can't sleep.
Courage, what are you doing, dog? A cup of tea would be lovely.
I can't understand it.
I usually sleep so well.
Don't worry, Courage.
Tonight I'll have a good night's sleep.
Ah, this is going to be a good night's sleep.
I can feel it.
Oh, my! Oh Muriel, where's my breakfast? Just a minute, Eustace.
Ugh! Muriel! What are you trying to do to me? I'm sorry, Eustace.
I've not been myself lately.
Well, whoever you are, just get me my toast! Oh, I forgot your toast.
What? Oh! Oh, my! Oh, right.
You're keeping me awake with that stupid rock-and-roll! You know, when I was a wee lass and couldn't sleep, my father used to take me for a drive.
Well, that didn't work.
Oh! Mommy, sing me the one about the dancing donkeys.
Huh? Robbie, has the fabric arrived yet? Oh, the fabric's arrived.
But, Robbie, it's the wrong color.
- Looking for something? - Ahhh! Sorry.
I'm not giving it back.
This is the best sleep I've had in years.
No! No, no.
This won't do.
The bed isn't big enough for the two of us.
Time to get up.
Huh? Out, out, out! Teddy! I was afraid I'd lost you forever! No wonder I couldn't sleep.
Here you are, little pink thing.
I guess I won't be needing this anymore.
Mortal, portal, hand, sand Here.
Yes! Okay, Courage.
I'm ready for it now.
Stupid dog! English March 2017