Cow and Chicken (1997) s01e24 Episode Script

Headhunting in Oregon

Mama had a chicken. ♪
Mama had a cow. ♪
Dad was proud. ♪
He didn't care how. ♪
Cow. ♪
Chicken. ♪
Cow and Chicken! ♪
Ha ha ha ha!
Oh. Oh, pardon
my face.
Ooh! It's called
a wattle.
Wake up! Wake up!
We're going on vacation!
Get in the car, stat!
Where are we
vacationing this time?
We're going to Oregon to find
us some real head hunters.
Why do we got to do this
at 3:00 in the morning?
We wanted to beat the
traffic, sweetheart.
Step on it, Dad!
Check out the billboards, kids.
We must be getting close.
"Head hunters just ahead.
That's all we ask."
Oh, lookee, kids--
anti-head hunter devices,
the protective oregonian
Hey, maybe we should
get some of those.
Nah. We're just
going to rough it.
Oh, isn't this exciting, kids?
We're going to find some
real live head hunters!
Did someone say head hunters?
In order to find
real head hunters,
one must search deep
into the oregonian jungle.
And to do that,
you'll need a guide.
You wouldn't know where we
could find one, would you?
Oh well, I've been
known to dabble.
Walter Jeansbegone,
head hunter guide,
at your service!
Ooh, but aren't real
head hunters dangerous?
Oh, don't worry
your pwetty wittle
big, hard-to-cut
head about a thing.
Just leave it all to me.
To the canoe!
I read that underneath
those tranquil waters
swims the Oregon
man-eating bluegill.
I hear they can render a cow into
a skeleton in under a minute.
What do you think
about that, kids?
Rapids! Hold on
for your lives!
Danger's over.
Hey! Hey,
what is that about?
Just measuring your head.
Is that a crime?
Hold your horses!
After me.
Now, life in Oregon is very different
from the rest of the world.
Do as I say, and you'll be fine!
Don't, and it's
I'll communicate in their
native Oregon tongue.
Would you look at that, Dad?
They like Cow and Chicken!
What's not to like
about them, Mama?
This gentleman will take you
on a tour of the village.
Should you hear
screaming or anything,
don't worry about it!
Have fun, kids!
Wait for us,
Mr. Head hunter!
Want to meet the chief?
Oh, yes, I would,
Mr. Jeansbegone.
Great! Follow me.
Now, you wait here, and
I'll get the chief!
Now, don't tell me
you didn't see that coming.
So, tell me, Chicken,
want to see our latest head?
Sure, sure. Why not?
Aw, go ahead.
Take a look.
It's right there.
Hey, there ain't nothing
in here but--
Welcome, visitors!
What you're about to enjoy
is the breathtaking skill of
our world-renowned ice walkers!
This ritual is much like
the famous fire walkers,
but here, instead of hot coals,
they walk over frozen ice cubes!
There's the sign.
Folks, don't try
this stunt at home.
Oh, man, it's cold!
Aah! My footsies are cold!
Don't worry, folks.
He'll be ok.
He's a professional!
Aah! Yeow!
Isn't this great, son?
I'll bet you don't get
action like this back home.
Al rescate!
Ow! Spotted owls!
Ow! Ooh! Ouch!
That owl bit my toe!
Oh! Ooh! Ow!
Gracias, buhos.
Ha ha ha!
Any chance we could talk
this over, Supercow?
Claro que si.
This native furniture
is just darling.
Won't it look great in the den?
Oh, Dad, our vacations just
seem to get better and better!
You got that right, Mama.
Oh. Hey, Mom and Dad
Easy. Stay back.
I'm not what you think!
Ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha!
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