Cow and Chicken (1997) s03e17 Episode Script
The Day I was Born
1
Mama had a chicken. ♪
Mama had a cow. ♪
Dad was proud, he didn't care how. ♪
Cow! ♪
Chicken! ♪
Cow and Chicken! ♪
Where is it? I left it in here!
Oh, Chicken?
Tell me about the day I was born.
Oh, not again!
I already tolds ya's a hundred times!
Pretty please?
Oh, all right, I'll tell ya.
You was adopted.
Adopted?
Oh, I was adopted!
Oh-oh-oh, adopted! My baby, woo! ♪
Adopted, yeah, yeah, baby! ♪
Chicken? What's 'adopted'?
It's when, a man and a woman
love each other and they
Go ask Mom.
Mom?
Mom?
What is it, sweetheart?
Oh, tell me about the day I was born.
The day you were born?
Oh, honey! What a day that was!
High in the sky,
Mr. Stork was a-flappin' his wings hard
to bring a big bundle of joy
to our doorstep.
Coming!
Who is it?
Mama?
What's this?
Isn't she precious?
Look, Chicken! You have a baby sister!
That was the happiest day of my life.
Oh, mama, that old "stork story"!
I think it's time we told Cow the truth.
She's old enough now.
I remember it like it was yesterday.
Cut to the chase.
It was in the days
when we had the cabbage farm.
Hey, there, mama!
Are we expecting something yet?
Oh, yeah! Somethin' fat!
Are you ready?
It is fat!
Hey, thanks!
Save me, mama!
There's something in my cabbage!
She's adorable!
I am so proud of you, Dad!
I was born in a vegetable?
That was the best cabbage we ever had.
What is wrong with you, Cow?
I still do not know anything
about the day I was born.
Mom said I was squeezed through
the mail box by a bird.
Dad said he found me in a big cabbage.
And you won't tell me
what "adopted" means!
Somebody please tell me
about the day I was born!
Saved by the bus.
Good night, Miss Teacher.
See ya tomorrow, class!
Cow, what is it?
Oh, I was wondering
Oh, Teacher,
do you remember the day I was born?
Sure I do!
You were the cutest little egg
I ever did see.
Egg?
It happened back
when I was teaching kindergarten.
I was correcting some algebra papers
during recess one morning.
The geniuses were playin' in the yard.
So, basically we put this huge egg
on the nature table,
and during geometry class
it started moving.
Hey, Cow, did you like Teacher's
eggs-splanation?
We thought it was very egg-citing!
Cow, you crack me up!
Oh, what's the matter, tubby?
Why the long fat face?
Mom told me never to talk to strangers.
And you're pretty strange.
But I am not a stranger!
Why, I was there the day you were born!
You was!
Of course I was.
I'm the one who delivered you!
Get me some hot towels!
What's going on in there, Chicken?
Is everything all right, doctor?
I can see the head!
Somebody get me a plunger!
Coming, Dr. Hiney Bottom!
Nurse?
Push! Push!
Push! Push!
What's going on in there, Dad?
You're having a baby.
Push! Push!
Oh, that's it now! Push! Push!
Congratulations.
It's a four-hundred pounder!
Look, Chicken,
you have a new baby sister!
Chicken?
Cow!
Can I hold her?
Of course, dear.
So that is really what happened
on the day I was born?
Oh, Chicken, I just love you!
Yeah. I love yas, too.
Mama had a chicken. ♪
Mama had a cow. ♪
Dad was proud, he didn't care how. ♪
Cow! ♪
Chicken! ♪
Cow and Chicken! ♪
Where is it? I left it in here!
Oh, Chicken?
Tell me about the day I was born.
Oh, not again!
I already tolds ya's a hundred times!
Pretty please?
Oh, all right, I'll tell ya.
You was adopted.
Adopted?
Oh, I was adopted!
Oh-oh-oh, adopted! My baby, woo! ♪
Adopted, yeah, yeah, baby! ♪
Chicken? What's 'adopted'?
It's when, a man and a woman
love each other and they
Go ask Mom.
Mom?
Mom?
What is it, sweetheart?
Oh, tell me about the day I was born.
The day you were born?
Oh, honey! What a day that was!
High in the sky,
Mr. Stork was a-flappin' his wings hard
to bring a big bundle of joy
to our doorstep.
Coming!
Who is it?
Mama?
What's this?
Isn't she precious?
Look, Chicken! You have a baby sister!
That was the happiest day of my life.
Oh, mama, that old "stork story"!
I think it's time we told Cow the truth.
She's old enough now.
I remember it like it was yesterday.
Cut to the chase.
It was in the days
when we had the cabbage farm.
Hey, there, mama!
Are we expecting something yet?
Oh, yeah! Somethin' fat!
Are you ready?
It is fat!
Hey, thanks!
Save me, mama!
There's something in my cabbage!
She's adorable!
I am so proud of you, Dad!
I was born in a vegetable?
That was the best cabbage we ever had.
What is wrong with you, Cow?
I still do not know anything
about the day I was born.
Mom said I was squeezed through
the mail box by a bird.
Dad said he found me in a big cabbage.
And you won't tell me
what "adopted" means!
Somebody please tell me
about the day I was born!
Saved by the bus.
Good night, Miss Teacher.
See ya tomorrow, class!
Cow, what is it?
Oh, I was wondering
Oh, Teacher,
do you remember the day I was born?
Sure I do!
You were the cutest little egg
I ever did see.
Egg?
It happened back
when I was teaching kindergarten.
I was correcting some algebra papers
during recess one morning.
The geniuses were playin' in the yard.
So, basically we put this huge egg
on the nature table,
and during geometry class
it started moving.
Hey, Cow, did you like Teacher's
eggs-splanation?
We thought it was very egg-citing!
Cow, you crack me up!
Oh, what's the matter, tubby?
Why the long fat face?
Mom told me never to talk to strangers.
And you're pretty strange.
But I am not a stranger!
Why, I was there the day you were born!
You was!
Of course I was.
I'm the one who delivered you!
Get me some hot towels!
What's going on in there, Chicken?
Is everything all right, doctor?
I can see the head!
Somebody get me a plunger!
Coming, Dr. Hiney Bottom!
Nurse?
Push! Push!
Push! Push!
What's going on in there, Dad?
You're having a baby.
Push! Push!
Oh, that's it now! Push! Push!
Congratulations.
It's a four-hundred pounder!
Look, Chicken,
you have a new baby sister!
Chicken?
Cow!
Can I hold her?
Of course, dear.
So that is really what happened
on the day I was born?
Oh, Chicken, I just love you!
Yeah. I love yas, too.