Cow and Chicken (1997) s03e22 Episode Script
Lost at Sea
1
Flem! Flem!
What?
I'm all wet!
Where are we?
Why why are we here?
I don't remember a thing!
Me, either! Are we gonna die?
We're gonna die! We are goin' to die!
What the heck kind of ocean
is this anyways?
I don't know. It's so hot and steamy!
Well, we must be near the Equator.
Our only hope is to be seen somehow
by a passing plane!
If they could only see through the steam.
Oh well, life has been very kind.
Yeah. It hasn't been too bad.
Remember Homecoming?
That may be the most wonderful memory
of my life!
Ladies and gentlemen,
the Homecoming King and Queen!
Oh, gee, oh!
Hey! This isn't your memory!
This is the real memory.
Give me some water!
I dropped my mouthpiece, water boy!
Thanks.
Oh, yes.
Oh, there's so much more. Roll the tape!
Seven?
Y'all carried the three?
Well, of course,
Earl is no rocket scientist to be sure.
That was the reality.
Oh, why quibble over details?
There are other memories.
Remember Europe, Flem?
Oh, yeah, Europe!
Eatin' cheese on the steps
of the Montmartre.
Cheese?
Please!
Runnin' with the bulls in Pampolona!
Here they come!
Oh, my gosh! Earl! Bull! Bull!
How about them nice Germans?
Singing drinkin' songs at the Hofbrau.
Please.
Like the two of you have ever been
out of your living room!
I love Cow!
Me, too.
One day, I'm gonna marry Cow!
Me, too!
Dearly Beloved, we are gathered in the
You're the best friend
a best friend could ever have.
But there's one thing
that always bothered me about you.
You always have that
stupid look on your face.
And what's with those lips?
Oh, yeah?
Well, your braces always bothered me!
And that stupid, dopey hat!
Well, oh!
Well, same to you, but more of it!
I know you are, but what am I?
Are you kids all done in here?
Daddy?
Daddy, we forgot where we was!
Yeah! Yeah!
Why did we do that, Flem's Dad?
I don't know. I really don't.
Of course Flem's Dad
couldn't explain what had happened,
because he's an idiot!
Oh, just look at those shorts!
What made these two boys
forget they were in a tub,
was a common occurrence!
What scientist type guys like me
prefer to call "steam induced amnesia."
Oh, thank you, lackey.
Steam induced amnesia
can strike at any time,
and its effects can be devastating.
Who am I?
Lab coat? Casually dressed?
I must be a Amelia Earhart!
I'm lost!
Mas rapida que el tratero
de un cerdo volano!
Mas poderosa que
un hombre rojo sin pantalones!
Capaz de saltar sobre
un pollo en un simple brinca!
Es super cow!
Solo habla en Espanol.
Por que? No lo se.
Es el solo Superheroe
que puede dar leche fresca.
You don't need pants
for the victory dance ♪
'Cause Baboon
better than Weasel ♪
I.R. Baboon, big
star of cartoon ♪
I.M. Weasel.
I.R. Baboon reigns
king in his mind ♪
He's just as good as
the weaselly kind ♪
But round every corner,
he's likely to find ♪
I.M. Weasel.
I.M. Weasel!
I.M. Weasel!
The most important day in Baboon's life
and I'm going to be late!
Come on! Come on!
Put ring on finger, kiss minister.
Kiss minister? Kiss ring!
Friend of the bride or friend of the groom?
Friend of the groom.
This side, Mr. Squirrel.
Here comes the bride?
Oh, it just Weasel.
Pardon me. Excuse me, Madame.
This yours?
Sorry.
Weasel late for I.R.'s wedding!
Bride late for I.R.'s wedding!
What?
See who's coming! The bride?
Yes!
Any brides out here?
I don't know?
Hey! Where everybody going?
Wedding not over!
Coming back! I.R. getting married!
Where are bride? You marrying I.R. now!
But son, it's illegal to marry yourself.
I could get fired.
Poor monkey.
It looks like he's been stood up at the altar.
Hey, Earl!
Friend of the bride or friend of the groom?
Message for I.R. Baboon!
"My Dearest I.R. -- Stop!
I can't marry you today. Stop!
Oh, dear. Oh, dear.
"I'm in love with
a German Hairless Chihuahua Stop!"
Hairless?
"Have a nice day. Over and out."
Bride is not coming?
But I.R. want to getting married!
If I.R. wants to get married today,
then I shall see to it that he does!
A squirrel!
I.M. Weasel!
There, there, my monkey.
It's bride!
It meaning I.R. getting married now!
Hey! You is not beautiful bride!
You is ugly Weasel!
The bride is so pretty!
That is the most beautiful bride
in bride history!
Man! I'll say!
Idiot Weasel thinking
he most beautiful bride!
I.R. ten, eleven times better bride!
Some bride!
Please, everyone quiet down.
This is no time to make fun of Baboon,
and his bright red butt.
Especially on this,
his most special day of days.
Which one of us truly doesn't appreciate
this monkey's determination,
no matter how ridiculous, to be the best?
I know, I do.
I now pronounce you man and wife!
I mean, 'I don't!'
Phew! That was a close one!
You know, I always cry at weddings.
Gets my sensitive side showing.
Throw the bouquet! Throw the bouquet!
Glory!
I guess I'm the next to get married!
Flem! Flem!
What?
I'm all wet!
Where are we?
Why why are we here?
I don't remember a thing!
Me, either! Are we gonna die?
We're gonna die! We are goin' to die!
What the heck kind of ocean
is this anyways?
I don't know. It's so hot and steamy!
Well, we must be near the Equator.
Our only hope is to be seen somehow
by a passing plane!
If they could only see through the steam.
Oh well, life has been very kind.
Yeah. It hasn't been too bad.
Remember Homecoming?
That may be the most wonderful memory
of my life!
Ladies and gentlemen,
the Homecoming King and Queen!
Oh, gee, oh!
Hey! This isn't your memory!
This is the real memory.
Give me some water!
I dropped my mouthpiece, water boy!
Thanks.
Oh, yes.
Oh, there's so much more. Roll the tape!
Seven?
Y'all carried the three?
Well, of course,
Earl is no rocket scientist to be sure.
That was the reality.
Oh, why quibble over details?
There are other memories.
Remember Europe, Flem?
Oh, yeah, Europe!
Eatin' cheese on the steps
of the Montmartre.
Cheese?
Please!
Runnin' with the bulls in Pampolona!
Here they come!
Oh, my gosh! Earl! Bull! Bull!
How about them nice Germans?
Singing drinkin' songs at the Hofbrau.
Please.
Like the two of you have ever been
out of your living room!
I love Cow!
Me, too.
One day, I'm gonna marry Cow!
Me, too!
Dearly Beloved, we are gathered in the
You're the best friend
a best friend could ever have.
But there's one thing
that always bothered me about you.
You always have that
stupid look on your face.
And what's with those lips?
Oh, yeah?
Well, your braces always bothered me!
And that stupid, dopey hat!
Well, oh!
Well, same to you, but more of it!
I know you are, but what am I?
Are you kids all done in here?
Daddy?
Daddy, we forgot where we was!
Yeah! Yeah!
Why did we do that, Flem's Dad?
I don't know. I really don't.
Of course Flem's Dad
couldn't explain what had happened,
because he's an idiot!
Oh, just look at those shorts!
What made these two boys
forget they were in a tub,
was a common occurrence!
What scientist type guys like me
prefer to call "steam induced amnesia."
Oh, thank you, lackey.
Steam induced amnesia
can strike at any time,
and its effects can be devastating.
Who am I?
Lab coat? Casually dressed?
I must be a Amelia Earhart!
I'm lost!
Mas rapida que el tratero
de un cerdo volano!
Mas poderosa que
un hombre rojo sin pantalones!
Capaz de saltar sobre
un pollo en un simple brinca!
Es super cow!
Solo habla en Espanol.
Por que? No lo se.
Es el solo Superheroe
que puede dar leche fresca.
You don't need pants
for the victory dance ♪
'Cause Baboon
better than Weasel ♪
I.R. Baboon, big
star of cartoon ♪
I.M. Weasel.
I.R. Baboon reigns
king in his mind ♪
He's just as good as
the weaselly kind ♪
But round every corner,
he's likely to find ♪
I.M. Weasel.
I.M. Weasel!
I.M. Weasel!
The most important day in Baboon's life
and I'm going to be late!
Come on! Come on!
Put ring on finger, kiss minister.
Kiss minister? Kiss ring!
Friend of the bride or friend of the groom?
Friend of the groom.
This side, Mr. Squirrel.
Here comes the bride?
Oh, it just Weasel.
Pardon me. Excuse me, Madame.
This yours?
Sorry.
Weasel late for I.R.'s wedding!
Bride late for I.R.'s wedding!
What?
See who's coming! The bride?
Yes!
Any brides out here?
I don't know?
Hey! Where everybody going?
Wedding not over!
Coming back! I.R. getting married!
Where are bride? You marrying I.R. now!
But son, it's illegal to marry yourself.
I could get fired.
Poor monkey.
It looks like he's been stood up at the altar.
Hey, Earl!
Friend of the bride or friend of the groom?
Message for I.R. Baboon!
"My Dearest I.R. -- Stop!
I can't marry you today. Stop!
Oh, dear. Oh, dear.
"I'm in love with
a German Hairless Chihuahua Stop!"
Hairless?
"Have a nice day. Over and out."
Bride is not coming?
But I.R. want to getting married!
If I.R. wants to get married today,
then I shall see to it that he does!
A squirrel!
I.M. Weasel!
There, there, my monkey.
It's bride!
It meaning I.R. getting married now!
Hey! You is not beautiful bride!
You is ugly Weasel!
The bride is so pretty!
That is the most beautiful bride
in bride history!
Man! I'll say!
Idiot Weasel thinking
he most beautiful bride!
I.R. ten, eleven times better bride!
Some bride!
Please, everyone quiet down.
This is no time to make fun of Baboon,
and his bright red butt.
Especially on this,
his most special day of days.
Which one of us truly doesn't appreciate
this monkey's determination,
no matter how ridiculous, to be the best?
I know, I do.
I now pronounce you man and wife!
I mean, 'I don't!'
Phew! That was a close one!
You know, I always cry at weddings.
Gets my sensitive side showing.
Throw the bouquet! Throw the bouquet!
Glory!
I guess I'm the next to get married!