Cowboy Bebop (1998) s01e20 Episode Script

Pierrot le Fou

1 I think it's time to blow this scene Get everybody and the stuff together OK, 3-2-1, let's jam Hello, gentlemen.
I journeyed here in order to take your lives.
Hello, boy.
Your partner ran into some very bad luck, Jet.
Well, he never had any good luck in the first place.
Yeah, but this is real bad.
If you're smart, you'll stay out of it.
I don't care, just tell me what's up.
Listen, I'm telling you this for your own good.
And if you get involved in this, you're gonna make a world of trouble for me.
You know, Bob You're the only one I can turn to for help right now.
I'll make sure it doesn't cause any problems for you.
Where have I heard that before? You're always in trouble, Jet.
Anyone close to you gets dragged in.
All right.
This is only a rumor, but Have you heard of the name "Mad Pierrot?" So the rumor's true.
We have a mummy on the ship.
I heard you got beat up by some freaky guy, Spike.
I seem to recall you being in this condition before.
You're not showing a whole lot of improvement, but not a lot I can do about it, huh? Let's face it.
You end up like this because you go looking for trouble.
It's called "bad behavior.
" But not my problem, huh? Well, since there's nothing I can do about it, I'll be off.
Take care.
The victim was a high-ranking director at ISSP.
- The seventh one to go down.
- What? I don't blame you for being surprised.
They've kept it a tight secret.
The top guys definitely don't want the world to know about this.
Why's that? Your partner's in deep trouble.
This guy's a perfect killing machine.
They say that nobody who's seen his face has lived to tell about it.
Those few that managed to get away were hunted down relentlessly.
And they always turned up dead.
They say he appears with a smile, and he leaves with a smile.
Yeah, he's a mystery, all right.
An assassin known as "Mad Pierrot" Tongpu.
Faye-Faye! Smoke-smoke, Faye-Faye! Puff-puff, Faye-Faye! My name's Faye.
Not Faye-Faye.
You just say it once, OK? Faye-Faye! Some weird mail came-came for Bebop-Bebop.
I would've been able to pay it off, if I had just a little more time.
Would you hold still? Hmm "Hello, boy.
" "You're invited to a wonderful party.
" Wait a minute.
This is All right, don't tell Spike about this.
It's a secret, OK? But why? Faye-Faye! Why keep it a secret? If we don't, that lunkhead-- will run right out to the party? It's secret mail-mail from Mars.
It's Space Land? Nice place to hold a party, don't you think? Yeah.
You gonna go like that? It's perfect for a masquerade, isn't it? Maybe this is the one.
The one I won't come back from.
The end.
Just playing with your head.
Would you rescue me if it were true? Lunkhead.
Lunkhead-lunkhead-lunkhead! Hey, Ed.
Uh-huh? Wake up.
Where's Spike? - He went somewhere.
- What? Not that this is anything new, of course.
- That lunkhead - Lunkhead-lunkhead! - Ed, I need a favor.
- What-what? Hello! Welcome! Yo.
Let's party! You're not allowed in here! It's dangerous in here! Let's play outside! It's dangerous in here! You're not allowed! Shut up! Let's play outside! It's dangerous in here! It's dangerous in here! Let's play outside! Hi! All right, Ed.
First instruction.
Enter the ISSP mainframe and do a search for Section 13.
- You follow me? - Aye-aye! Edward, as far as the public's concerned, that section doesn't even exist.
It's tightly secured.
Can you hack into it? Yes! Hello! I found it! OK, good.
Try to get in and locate a file with the code name "Tongpu.
" Tongpu-Tongpu Peek-a-boo, I see you.
ISSP assassination skills enhancement experiment.
Clinical trial sample chart number 46.
Code name "Tongpu.
" Confirmed, a marked regression of the mind occurred during the enhancement development process.
Experiment canceled.
Sample to be permanently maintained at quarantine facility.
In the beginning, he escaped from the facility to seek revenge.
But now he seems to actually enjoy the act of killing.
Apparently, his mind is continuing to regress.
So he's like a child with superhuman combat capabilities.
And really there's nothing more pure and cruel as a child.
It's showtime! That's the last thing I need! Hello! Hello! Hello! Hello! Hi.
It hurts! Mommy! Mommy, it hurts! Mommy! Hurts me! It hurts! Mommy! Momma! Spike, listen, we figured out what he is.
- He's a-- - Forget it.
I don't need the info anymore.
Man, I hate theme parks.
Aishiteta to nageku ni wa Amari ni mo toki wa sugite shimatta Mada kokoro no hokorobi o Iyasenu mama kaze ga fuiteru Kawaita hitomi de dareka naite kure The real folk blues Hontou no kanashimi ga shiritai dake Doro no kawa ni tsukatta Jinsei mo waruku wa nai Ichido kiri de owarunara I knew something fishy was going on.
So that's what it was.
Hm? What are you guys talking about? You can't really judge a person by their looks.
Honestly disgusting.
Whoa, whoa, what are you guys talking about? I never thought it would be a teenage girl.
It makes me despise him.
Who are you talking about? Next episode: "Boogie Woogie Feng Shui.
" Aw, I didn't do anything for the whole preview