Crayon Shin-chan Spin-off (2016) s02e08 Episode Script
Toy Wars: Part 8 - Versus the Expentables
1
SHIN CHAN SPIN-OFF VOL.2
TOY WARS
There's nobody here.
Where are you, toys? Come and get us!
Watch out! Chindarake is a world
created by Obaan's magic.
You never know what's going to happen!
So, what?
We're bigger than any toy that shows up!
Don't underestimate humans!
What's this?
Middle-Aged Mask is getting bigger!
That's not it!
We're getting smaller!
What's happening?
Masao!
Here!
"VS. Expendables."
Were you surprised?
Any humans entering Chindarake
become the size of small toys
as our security system gets activated.
Who are you?
I'm Dr. Garigari.
It's been a while since I've seen real
humans this close, so I'm very excited.
Oh, so you're just a pervert.
Tell me where's Obaan?
She's on the top floor,
but I'm afraid you won't be able
to get there.
Why?
Because you can't go any further
unless you defeat us toys first!
What?
Where are the others?
They're fighting too.
If you lose,
you'll end up being slaves to the toys
at Chindarake forever!
-Masao!
-What is this?
My beard is thicker than most.
My beard is mysteriously thick.
My beard is miraculously thick.
Because I'm Captain Bluebeard, that's me!
He's hairy.
Masao!
You always liked flying me
around everywhere, yeah?
Let's play a game!
We stick this razor in one by one
and if Masao jumps out, you lose!
And if you really do pop out
No, no, no!
Say no, Bo!
I accept the challenge.
Oh, Bo.
THE FIRST MASAO CRISIS!
"The first Masao crisis!"
There won't be a second!
I'll have fun doing this!
I get to go first.
That one? This one?
Oh, no. Wait. No, no!
Here!
Safe.
Sometimes it can pop out
on the first try, you know.
You need to think it through
before doing it.
Safe.
Tell me before you go.
Sorry.
Where am I?
This is my town.
Mika!
Pretty clothes, make-up, and nails!
Whatever hairstyle you prefer!
Everything that girls love!
Welcome to Mika town!
MIKA'S TOWN OPEN!
THE VIDEO IS JUST AN IMAGE
Wow! So many things that I want!
That's too bad,
because these things are all mine!
Don't you see it says "Mika's town?"
This is my town, and I make the rules!
I didn't know you were so mean.
Nene, let's play a game.
Honestly, I've always thought
you have terrible taste, Nene.
What are you proposing?
It's a fashion showdown!
We'll each dress up with outfits
that go with the theme.
Or is this too much to handle
for you, Nene?
Who are you talking to?
I'm Nene Sakurada, AKA Miranda Kerr!
Okay, here we go!
-Wow!
-Yeah!
The theme is this!
"Trying to make a great impression
on your future husband's conservative,
middle-class mom
living in the Tokyo suburbs."
In short, it's T.G.C!
-Yeah!
-Yeah!
I've totally got this!
Me too, kid!
The time has finally come!
I can't believe I can compete with humans!
Mr. Pervert!
Look, we're kind of in a hurry.
Yeah! We don't have time to waste!
Come on! Middle-Aged Mask
will be your opponent!
What?
You're a hero, right?
Indeed, I am.
But I'm very weak! I'm confident
that I can get defeated by anyone!
So, please fight with me!
Oh, well then.
What do you want to do?
A race of full-speed bipedal locomotion
using the hip joint.
Peed by the ocean?
Now!
Whoever reaches that finish line
first wins.
So that means it's a running race?
That's correct.
That's it?
That's it.
Garigari, we'll defeat you!
Didn't you say you are confident to lose?
He's just a windup toy.
We can easily win even if we walk!
Wow.
On your marks, get set
-Go!
-Here I go.
Run!
You're unbelievable.
Where's Mr. Pervert?
He's just a windup toy.
This is gonna be easy.
It's not even a real race.
I'm not just a windup toy like you think.
By going backwards like this,
I can build up energy,
and then I can speed up and win!
Oh, no!
-I win this race!
-No way!
You can do it!
Let's go!
Where is everybody?
Kazama.
Who's that?
Moe-P?
Waste your time away, kids!
Soon, everything in the whole world
will be transformed into toys!
TO BE CONTINUED
THE NEXT EPISODE: "THE SECRET DATE"
SHIN CHAN SPIN-OFF VOL.2
TOY WARS
There's nobody here.
Where are you, toys? Come and get us!
Watch out! Chindarake is a world
created by Obaan's magic.
You never know what's going to happen!
So, what?
We're bigger than any toy that shows up!
Don't underestimate humans!
What's this?
Middle-Aged Mask is getting bigger!
That's not it!
We're getting smaller!
What's happening?
Masao!
Here!
"VS. Expendables."
Were you surprised?
Any humans entering Chindarake
become the size of small toys
as our security system gets activated.
Who are you?
I'm Dr. Garigari.
It's been a while since I've seen real
humans this close, so I'm very excited.
Oh, so you're just a pervert.
Tell me where's Obaan?
She's on the top floor,
but I'm afraid you won't be able
to get there.
Why?
Because you can't go any further
unless you defeat us toys first!
What?
Where are the others?
They're fighting too.
If you lose,
you'll end up being slaves to the toys
at Chindarake forever!
-Masao!
-What is this?
My beard is thicker than most.
My beard is mysteriously thick.
My beard is miraculously thick.
Because I'm Captain Bluebeard, that's me!
He's hairy.
Masao!
You always liked flying me
around everywhere, yeah?
Let's play a game!
We stick this razor in one by one
and if Masao jumps out, you lose!
And if you really do pop out
No, no, no!
Say no, Bo!
I accept the challenge.
Oh, Bo.
THE FIRST MASAO CRISIS!
"The first Masao crisis!"
There won't be a second!
I'll have fun doing this!
I get to go first.
That one? This one?
Oh, no. Wait. No, no!
Here!
Safe.
Sometimes it can pop out
on the first try, you know.
You need to think it through
before doing it.
Safe.
Tell me before you go.
Sorry.
Where am I?
This is my town.
Mika!
Pretty clothes, make-up, and nails!
Whatever hairstyle you prefer!
Everything that girls love!
Welcome to Mika town!
MIKA'S TOWN OPEN!
THE VIDEO IS JUST AN IMAGE
Wow! So many things that I want!
That's too bad,
because these things are all mine!
Don't you see it says "Mika's town?"
This is my town, and I make the rules!
I didn't know you were so mean.
Nene, let's play a game.
Honestly, I've always thought
you have terrible taste, Nene.
What are you proposing?
It's a fashion showdown!
We'll each dress up with outfits
that go with the theme.
Or is this too much to handle
for you, Nene?
Who are you talking to?
I'm Nene Sakurada, AKA Miranda Kerr!
Okay, here we go!
-Wow!
-Yeah!
The theme is this!
"Trying to make a great impression
on your future husband's conservative,
middle-class mom
living in the Tokyo suburbs."
In short, it's T.G.C!
-Yeah!
-Yeah!
I've totally got this!
Me too, kid!
The time has finally come!
I can't believe I can compete with humans!
Mr. Pervert!
Look, we're kind of in a hurry.
Yeah! We don't have time to waste!
Come on! Middle-Aged Mask
will be your opponent!
What?
You're a hero, right?
Indeed, I am.
But I'm very weak! I'm confident
that I can get defeated by anyone!
So, please fight with me!
Oh, well then.
What do you want to do?
A race of full-speed bipedal locomotion
using the hip joint.
Peed by the ocean?
Now!
Whoever reaches that finish line
first wins.
So that means it's a running race?
That's correct.
That's it?
That's it.
Garigari, we'll defeat you!
Didn't you say you are confident to lose?
He's just a windup toy.
We can easily win even if we walk!
Wow.
On your marks, get set
-Go!
-Here I go.
Run!
You're unbelievable.
Where's Mr. Pervert?
He's just a windup toy.
This is gonna be easy.
It's not even a real race.
I'm not just a windup toy like you think.
By going backwards like this,
I can build up energy,
and then I can speed up and win!
Oh, no!
-I win this race!
-No way!
You can do it!
Let's go!
Where is everybody?
Kazama.
Who's that?
Moe-P?
Waste your time away, kids!
Soon, everything in the whole world
will be transformed into toys!
TO BE CONTINUED
THE NEXT EPISODE: "THE SECRET DATE"