Crayon Shin-chan Spin-off (2016) s03e01 Episode Script
Lone Wolf and Family: Butt swordplay
1
Hiroshinosuke Nohara,
master of the Nohara Style Butt Swordplay,
traveling with his family to spread
this technique of swordsmanship.
People call him
SHIN CHAN SPIN-OFF VOL.3
LONE WOLF WITH FAMILY
Whoa!
Hey, Father.
What, son?
I'm tired of walking.
But you're not even walking.
You're sitting!
I just want to stop and stay at an inn
where I can bathe
with lots of pretty ladies.
I can't say no if my dear son insists.
We have no money!
We're camping out!
I'm sick of camping outside.
Too bad because we're homeless,
jobless, and penniless!
It's not my fault. Tell your father.
Well, but you're breastless!
Yeah, you are.
That's not the point! Tell him!
Hey, Father, it's about time
that you find a real job.
Hearing that from my son is hard.
But I must spread my Butt Swordplay.
Be patient, Shinnosuke!
But more importantly, I'm hungry!
Is that a festival?
Great! Let's earn some quick money!
BUTT SWORDPLAY
-Look at those gorgeous vegetables.
-Look at that.
-What a great day!
-Oh, they even smell good.
Come one, come all!
Step right up and I'll teach you
the greatest technique, Butt Swordplay!
What was that?
Only 20 dollars a lesson!
Master Butt Swordplay,
and you'll gain superpowers
beyond imagination!
Like the intense stench of baby's poop!
You'll have nothing to fear!
-Omisa!
-Okay!
You'll win any fight
no matter who attacks you.
Wiper Attack!
Awesome.
Wait, what?
What's that?
Don't look!
Never mind, Father.
I guess the straw man isn't good enough.
Don't think that's the problem.
Omisa, go find some guys
who'll pretend to fight me.
Please?
What?
Oh, all right. Just this once.
Father, I wanna eat dumplings too!
I'll buy you some after I've earned money.
So be patient.
That means never.
What's a dumpling or two?
My butt will feed you!
I really prefer your hands instead.
-Help me!
-Huh?
-Stop! Stop!
-What the
Huh? I'm sorry!
It hurts.
Help me! Please, help me!
That that that that
that's my line!
Father, lots of bad-looking men are here.
Hey, shut up!
You, just hand that girl over.
They really look the part!
Nice job, Omisa!
I'm the master
of Nohara Style Butt Swordplay,
Hiroshinosuke Nohara.
"Butt Swordplay"?
You know, you should be ashamed,
attacking a weak girl like that.
No, you're the one who should be ashamed.
Think you're so smart, huh?
Take this!
I can't attack. His butt's too guarded.
You're pretty good yourself.
Let's team up, Shinnosuke!
What?
I'm not the type to show my butt easily.
What? Don't you want dumplings?
Oh, all right.
Don't you miss it!
Butt Swordplay secret technique!
Father and Son Attack!
"Father and Son Attack"?
Butt Swordplay Two Leaves Dance!
Woo!
You little kid!
You need more practice, Shinnosuke.
And you, attacking a kid
is a bit much, isn't it?
I used the blunt side. So don't worry.
Oh, damn it! Retreat!
Got you good!
Now does anyone want to learn?
Only 20 dollars a lesson!
-Hyah!
-I'm sorry!
I couldn't find anyone.
Nobody takes Butt Swordplay seriously.
What? Then who were they?
-Huh?
-What?
They were hitting on me,
and I was trying to get away.
-Thank you so much for saving me.
-And you are?
My name is Hazumi.
Hey, miss, how old are you?
I'm 18 years old.
Please do me a favor.
I don't date ladies
who are younger than 20 years old.
Shush!
Could you escort me as my bodyguard
to Mt. Fuji Prefecture?
Your Butt Swordplay was very impressive.
What? Seriously?
I've never seen such a strong technique.
But we've never been
to Mt. Fuji Prefecture.
If you'll escort me,
I'll pay for your inn and meals.
And also 60 dollars a day
as bodyguard fee.
What do you say?
What? You'll pay for our meals?
60 dollars a day?
Can I eat dumplings?
Yes! As many as you want.
-Thank you for your offer.
-I'll do it.
No, thank you for saving me.
And so, the Noharas began traveling
with Hazumi, a mysterious girl.
But they were still unaware
that this journey
would turn into the fury road to hell.
NEXT EPISODE: HAZUMI
Hiroshinosuke Nohara,
master of the Nohara Style Butt Swordplay,
traveling with his family to spread
this technique of swordsmanship.
People call him
SHIN CHAN SPIN-OFF VOL.3
LONE WOLF WITH FAMILY
Whoa!
Hey, Father.
What, son?
I'm tired of walking.
But you're not even walking.
You're sitting!
I just want to stop and stay at an inn
where I can bathe
with lots of pretty ladies.
I can't say no if my dear son insists.
We have no money!
We're camping out!
I'm sick of camping outside.
Too bad because we're homeless,
jobless, and penniless!
It's not my fault. Tell your father.
Well, but you're breastless!
Yeah, you are.
That's not the point! Tell him!
Hey, Father, it's about time
that you find a real job.
Hearing that from my son is hard.
But I must spread my Butt Swordplay.
Be patient, Shinnosuke!
But more importantly, I'm hungry!
Is that a festival?
Great! Let's earn some quick money!
BUTT SWORDPLAY
-Look at those gorgeous vegetables.
-Look at that.
-What a great day!
-Oh, they even smell good.
Come one, come all!
Step right up and I'll teach you
the greatest technique, Butt Swordplay!
What was that?
Only 20 dollars a lesson!
Master Butt Swordplay,
and you'll gain superpowers
beyond imagination!
Like the intense stench of baby's poop!
You'll have nothing to fear!
-Omisa!
-Okay!
You'll win any fight
no matter who attacks you.
Wiper Attack!
Awesome.
Wait, what?
What's that?
Don't look!
Never mind, Father.
I guess the straw man isn't good enough.
Don't think that's the problem.
Omisa, go find some guys
who'll pretend to fight me.
Please?
What?
Oh, all right. Just this once.
Father, I wanna eat dumplings too!
I'll buy you some after I've earned money.
So be patient.
That means never.
What's a dumpling or two?
My butt will feed you!
I really prefer your hands instead.
-Help me!
-Huh?
-Stop! Stop!
-What the
Huh? I'm sorry!
It hurts.
Help me! Please, help me!
That that that that
that's my line!
Father, lots of bad-looking men are here.
Hey, shut up!
You, just hand that girl over.
They really look the part!
Nice job, Omisa!
I'm the master
of Nohara Style Butt Swordplay,
Hiroshinosuke Nohara.
"Butt Swordplay"?
You know, you should be ashamed,
attacking a weak girl like that.
No, you're the one who should be ashamed.
Think you're so smart, huh?
Take this!
I can't attack. His butt's too guarded.
You're pretty good yourself.
Let's team up, Shinnosuke!
What?
I'm not the type to show my butt easily.
What? Don't you want dumplings?
Oh, all right.
Don't you miss it!
Butt Swordplay secret technique!
Father and Son Attack!
"Father and Son Attack"?
Butt Swordplay Two Leaves Dance!
Woo!
You little kid!
You need more practice, Shinnosuke.
And you, attacking a kid
is a bit much, isn't it?
I used the blunt side. So don't worry.
Oh, damn it! Retreat!
Got you good!
Now does anyone want to learn?
Only 20 dollars a lesson!
-Hyah!
-I'm sorry!
I couldn't find anyone.
Nobody takes Butt Swordplay seriously.
What? Then who were they?
-Huh?
-What?
They were hitting on me,
and I was trying to get away.
-Thank you so much for saving me.
-And you are?
My name is Hazumi.
Hey, miss, how old are you?
I'm 18 years old.
Please do me a favor.
I don't date ladies
who are younger than 20 years old.
Shush!
Could you escort me as my bodyguard
to Mt. Fuji Prefecture?
Your Butt Swordplay was very impressive.
What? Seriously?
I've never seen such a strong technique.
But we've never been
to Mt. Fuji Prefecture.
If you'll escort me,
I'll pay for your inn and meals.
And also 60 dollars a day
as bodyguard fee.
What do you say?
What? You'll pay for our meals?
60 dollars a day?
Can I eat dumplings?
Yes! As many as you want.
-Thank you for your offer.
-I'll do it.
No, thank you for saving me.
And so, the Noharas began traveling
with Hazumi, a mysterious girl.
But they were still unaware
that this journey
would turn into the fury road to hell.
NEXT EPISODE: HAZUMI