Crayon Shin-chan Spin-off (2016) s03e09 Episode Script
Lone Wolf and Family: Armpit swordplay
1
SHIN CHAN SPIN-OFF VOL.3
LONE WOLF WITH FAMILY
At last, Hazumi came face-to-face
with her Uncle Stopper.
So you were trying
to assassinate me, Hazumi?
No! This is a misunderstanding, Uncle!
Putting a price on your head
wasn't a mistake after all.
Uncle!
Oh, hey, is this ugly-looking guy
really a lord?
Ah! How rude!
ARMPIT SWORDPLAY
It's all right. I'll show them.
See this dashingly handsome
Fuji-shaped forehead?
It proves that I'm the rightful lord
of Mt. Fuji Prefecture!
-Hail!
-Hail!
Is this your forehead?
-Wha what?
-It doesn't look like your forehead.
Where does your forehead end?
This is your scalp, isn't it?
It's a Fuji-shaped scalp,
not a Fuji-shaped forehead.
Kill him!
Hold it right there!
Hiroshinosuke?
So you're the Nohara Style Butt Swordsman?
Yes, indeed.
Centipede stampede.
Are you happy now?
Yes. What are you even doing here, Father?
I came here looking for you!
I'll take care of this!
Butt Swordplay!
My lord, Armpit Swordplay is better!
I'm Black Funkycow, master
of Funkycow Style Armpit Swordplay!
What? Armpit Swordplay?
The idea of your fighting with your butt
tickles my armpits!
Using your armpits is way more ridiculous
than my swordplay! Butt out!
That's the pot calling the kettle black.
Tell me, can Butt Swordplay do this?
Wow! Armpit Swordplay can fight
and dance at the same time!
That's entertainment!
Let me show you
the power of Butt Swordplay!
Butt Swordplay can peel an orange!
Crab-shaped, even!
You're pretty good.
So are you.
Here I come!
Funkycow Inferno Whirlwind Attack!
How's that now?
Damn! Wiper Attack!
You fool! This is what
the real Wiper Attack looks like!
A mere butt trying to be a hero.
Damn it!
Shinnosuke, Father and Son Attack!
What? I'm extremely busy right now.
Shinnosuke!
Boy, you always overwork my butt.
-Let's do it!
-Okay!
Special Butt Swordplay,
Father and Son Attack!
Shinnosuke!
Funkycow Armpit Swordplay
Armpit Hair Dance!
You say you'll spread
your Butt Swordplay across the world?
How pathetic! Pointless! Graceless!
Ridiculous! A disgrace!
Yeah? Don't flatter us!
It's no compliment!
Nobody needs your sorry butt technique!
I'll put an end to your journey!
Father!
Where did they go?
So quick to get away! Capture them!
-Yes, sir!
-Yes, sir!
You barely escaped
that fight with your life.
What?
I thought he was better than you.
What what do you mean?
A sword technique of the butt.
Shinnosuke. Hiroshinosuke.
Hazumi!
-Are you okay?
-Omisa!
Where's my husband and son?
I'm sorry. We got separated
when we were escaping from my uncle.
I see.
Welcome back, everybody!
Shinnosuke! Darling!
Oyo!
I disguised us as a rock,
so we could escape.
Yeah! The love between Oyo and I
is solid just like a rock!
No, it isn't!
I'm glad you're all okay.
Darling?
Oyo, where's Hachibe?
I thought he was with you.
Darling, what happened?
He lost big time to the armpit guy.
Well, it happens. Life is long,
you win some and lose some.
Have you ever actually won
in your life, Father?
If you want to beat Black Funkycow,
you must enter the Butt Hole.
What?
The Butt Hole is located
in the Buttcrack Mountain.
It is said that numerous swordsmen
have trained there.
Will I become stronger if I go?
If you can get out alive.
Only a few have ever made it back
from the Butt Hole.
Whoa, that sounds like a whole lot of fun!
No, it doesn't! Darling.
You have a son and a daughter.
I will never let you go
to such a dangerous place!
Why?
Why? Why? Why? Why? Why?
Why the butt?
Why does my lord prefer that vulgar
Butt Swordplay over my armpits?
When I've remained so loyal to him
and deserve respect.
Oh, good work.
You're one of Hazumi's people.
Hachibe.
NEXT EPISODE: TRAINING
SHIN CHAN SPIN-OFF VOL.3
LONE WOLF WITH FAMILY
At last, Hazumi came face-to-face
with her Uncle Stopper.
So you were trying
to assassinate me, Hazumi?
No! This is a misunderstanding, Uncle!
Putting a price on your head
wasn't a mistake after all.
Uncle!
Oh, hey, is this ugly-looking guy
really a lord?
Ah! How rude!
ARMPIT SWORDPLAY
It's all right. I'll show them.
See this dashingly handsome
Fuji-shaped forehead?
It proves that I'm the rightful lord
of Mt. Fuji Prefecture!
-Hail!
-Hail!
Is this your forehead?
-Wha what?
-It doesn't look like your forehead.
Where does your forehead end?
This is your scalp, isn't it?
It's a Fuji-shaped scalp,
not a Fuji-shaped forehead.
Kill him!
Hold it right there!
Hiroshinosuke?
So you're the Nohara Style Butt Swordsman?
Yes, indeed.
Centipede stampede.
Are you happy now?
Yes. What are you even doing here, Father?
I came here looking for you!
I'll take care of this!
Butt Swordplay!
My lord, Armpit Swordplay is better!
I'm Black Funkycow, master
of Funkycow Style Armpit Swordplay!
What? Armpit Swordplay?
The idea of your fighting with your butt
tickles my armpits!
Using your armpits is way more ridiculous
than my swordplay! Butt out!
That's the pot calling the kettle black.
Tell me, can Butt Swordplay do this?
Wow! Armpit Swordplay can fight
and dance at the same time!
That's entertainment!
Let me show you
the power of Butt Swordplay!
Butt Swordplay can peel an orange!
Crab-shaped, even!
You're pretty good.
So are you.
Here I come!
Funkycow Inferno Whirlwind Attack!
How's that now?
Damn! Wiper Attack!
You fool! This is what
the real Wiper Attack looks like!
A mere butt trying to be a hero.
Damn it!
Shinnosuke, Father and Son Attack!
What? I'm extremely busy right now.
Shinnosuke!
Boy, you always overwork my butt.
-Let's do it!
-Okay!
Special Butt Swordplay,
Father and Son Attack!
Shinnosuke!
Funkycow Armpit Swordplay
Armpit Hair Dance!
You say you'll spread
your Butt Swordplay across the world?
How pathetic! Pointless! Graceless!
Ridiculous! A disgrace!
Yeah? Don't flatter us!
It's no compliment!
Nobody needs your sorry butt technique!
I'll put an end to your journey!
Father!
Where did they go?
So quick to get away! Capture them!
-Yes, sir!
-Yes, sir!
You barely escaped
that fight with your life.
What?
I thought he was better than you.
What what do you mean?
A sword technique of the butt.
Shinnosuke. Hiroshinosuke.
Hazumi!
-Are you okay?
-Omisa!
Where's my husband and son?
I'm sorry. We got separated
when we were escaping from my uncle.
I see.
Welcome back, everybody!
Shinnosuke! Darling!
Oyo!
I disguised us as a rock,
so we could escape.
Yeah! The love between Oyo and I
is solid just like a rock!
No, it isn't!
I'm glad you're all okay.
Darling?
Oyo, where's Hachibe?
I thought he was with you.
Darling, what happened?
He lost big time to the armpit guy.
Well, it happens. Life is long,
you win some and lose some.
Have you ever actually won
in your life, Father?
If you want to beat Black Funkycow,
you must enter the Butt Hole.
What?
The Butt Hole is located
in the Buttcrack Mountain.
It is said that numerous swordsmen
have trained there.
Will I become stronger if I go?
If you can get out alive.
Only a few have ever made it back
from the Butt Hole.
Whoa, that sounds like a whole lot of fun!
No, it doesn't! Darling.
You have a son and a daughter.
I will never let you go
to such a dangerous place!
Why?
Why? Why? Why? Why? Why?
Why the butt?
Why does my lord prefer that vulgar
Butt Swordplay over my armpits?
When I've remained so loyal to him
and deserve respect.
Oh, good work.
You're one of Hazumi's people.
Hachibe.
NEXT EPISODE: TRAINING