DC Super Hero Girls (2019) s01e05 Episode Script

Adventures in Bunnysitting

1 When super me Becomes super we Suddenly, magically Pretty automatically Crushing it side by side Look out, world We're Super Hero Girls Now that we're together Gonna get that super life! Wow! Stupid super-hearing.
Kara, your friend is here.
What? Who's coming over here this early? Kara dear, my pride and joy.
Pride and huh? This is Blackberry Hazel-Von Oslo III, and this is Dandelion Pipkin Da Heisenplay.
Why are they in my room? Uh, hello.
We had a whole text thing about it last night.
Please, Kara! You simply cannot flake on me now! This is my very first paid performance as a solo magician, and I need you to care for my two little lovelies while I'm away.
Can't you just take them with you? Aren't they, you know, part of your act or something? These are magical rabbits, my dear.
They might be a bit much for a children's birthday party.
Now, where can I put them? I don't know, put them over there.
On this floor? Ugh.
Hold these.
Now, there are only a few simple rules to bear in mind.
First, they must be given only organic vegetables, cut into segments of no larger than an inch cubed.
And I'm afraid I'll have to ask you to limit the cruciferous vegetables, as little Blackberry Hazel-Von Oslo III has had some issues with stomach discomfort recently.
Then of course, they'll need access to fresh water at all times, no cooler than 57 degrees Fahrenheit, that's around 13.
5 degrees Celsius.
Ooh, and very important, when it's time for their brushing How long are you gonna be gone? Eh, no more than an hour.
Now, as to the brushings.
Three strokes gently to the left, then five strokes gently to the right.
Yeah, yeah, I got it.
Oh, okay.
Oh, well, there is one more rule.
Dude! This is the most important rule of all.
You're not, under any circumstances, to put these two together.
Do you understand? Whatev.
Thank you, Kara! Mummy's gonna miss you lovelies.
See you soon! Bye! Who's the cutest little bunny-wunnies of all bunny-wunnies? It's you, isn't it? Yes, yes.
Oh, are you the sweetest little magical bunnies? Are you? Are you the sweetest and magicaliest? I think so.
Yes, I do.
What were your stupid names again? Ah, who cares! You look like a Merlin, and you look like a Harry Houdini! Do you like those names? Yes, yes.
Ah, you're so cute! Come here, Merlin.
Oh, Merlin's a squishy little warm-bunny.
Yes, he is! Yes, he is! Now you, Harry Houdini.
I'm drowning in cuteness! Now for a selfie for only us to see.
Okay, back in your cages.
Huh? Aw! Zee said I should keep you two apart.
I bet she gives you lots of dumb little rules to follow.
She gives me dumb little rules, too.
But we don't need those rules, do we? 'Cause we're the cutest little magical bunnies ever.
Rules are for suckers, aren't they? Yes, they are! Yes, they are.
You know what would make this even better? Let's have a carrot party! And don't do anything too cute while I'm gone, all right? We got lucky, boys.
Last one.
Harry Houdini! You're a mom! You are so cute! I can't take it! Oh, my God, oh, my God, oh, my God.
I never knew I needed this in my life.
Say "carrots!" Huh? Hey, Kara.
I'm headed to the farmer's market.
Need anything? - Carrots? - You got it.
Okay, okay.
Think, Kara.
Ah! No, Kara, stop thinking.
How did I miss these? Gah! What is going on? Phew.
Eek! Uh-oh.
No, no, no, no, no, no! Hey, you two.
Stop right there.
Uh, this might be getting slightly out of hand.
Aw! Aw! Time to take out the adorable trash! Halt! They're headed for midtown.
They'll overrun the whole city! Sorry, rabbits.
This road's closed.
Ah, seriously, guys? Whoa! Now, Tommy, let's see what's behind your ear! Uh Huh? That's not my quarter.
That's a Bunnies! So, how's it goin'? I told you to keep them apart! I did.
I totally did, for, like, at least ten minutes.
Three minutes, I - One minute.
- Gah! What was I supposed to do? - They love each other.
- Exactly! That's the problem.
Oh, wow! What a great Superman costume! This is not a Superman costume.
Uh, yes, children.
This is my lovely assistant, Supergirl! She's here to help with the next trick, which is to make all these rabbits disappear! See, all good! Come on, lovely assistant.
Let's make the rest of these rabbits vanish.
Yeah! Ta-da! Hurray! Superman's sister is the best! Listen, kid, I Maybe it's just the rest of the city applauding? Oh, no! They're still together! And they still love each other.
Ah! Drowning in cuteness! I gave you one rule! No.
No, you didn't.
You gave me, like, 500 rules.
And you broke the only one that mattered! How was I supposed to know Harry Houdini was a girl? Whee! Harry what? How dare you! Those rabbits are purebred magical creatures with carefully selected names.
They are not to be mentioned in the same breath as Merlin and Harry Houdini! My names are way better than yours! Never mind! The only way to stop magical rabbits is with magic itself.
Since the cause of all this is the love between Blackberry Hazel-Von Oslo III and Dandelion Pipkin Da Heisenplay Merlin and Harry Houdini.
then I will simply have to cast a hate spell to drive them apart.
Uh, what's going on? I may have worded that spell wrong.
I couldn't handle them when they were a million tiny bunnies, but one giant monster? No problem.
Whoa, whoa, whoa! Oh, come on! Let me punch you! Hey! Supergirl! I'm sorry I broke your stupid rule.
Run, children! This is not how I raised you! Supergirl! You're alive! Hurry! You've got to separate them! But But they love each other.
Seriously? Uh Ta-da! Now, if you'll just place Blackberry Hazel-Von Oslo III in that cage, and Dandelion Pipkin Da Heisenplay in the other, and never the twain shall meet.
Let's just go over the rules again.
Cut into segments of no larger than an inch cubed.
And I'm afraid I'll have to ask you to limit the cruciferous vegetables Don't worry, Harry Houdini.
I'd never keep you from your little love Merlin forever, would I? No, I wouldn't.
Rules can't stop true love.

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