DC Super Hero Girls (2019) s01e06 Episode Script

Hate Triangle

1 [theme song playing.]
When super me Becomes super we Suddenly, magically Pretty automatically Crushing it side by side Look out, world We're Super Hero Girls Now that we're together Gonna get that super life! Wow! [whooshing.]
This is it! I got you pinned inside the tent, staring at an all-out blitz.
Wait.
What? What does that mean? [grunts.]
[both grunting.]
[Kilowog.]
No, no, no.
I don't get it, Cruz, what's the plan here? Hope the pizza guy happens by and distracts him? Eh, could be a good strategy, actually.
Quiet, Jordan! If you were fightin' anyone other than this poozer, you'd be in the infirmary right now.
I told you, Kilowog, Jess doesn't fight.
[grunts.]
In the Green Lantern Corps, everyone fights.
[both grunting.]
Your weight is only as strong as your willpower.
Fear weakens your mind.
It renders you're weight useless.
[grunts.]
Why won't you fight back? Are you afraid? I'm not afraid! - [muffled yell.]
- [Hal laughs.]
She's beating you with sushi.
[grunting.]
- [grunts.]
- [groans.]
I just believe that when it comes to fighting, there's always another way.
You got lucky.
Well, you won't be able to keep that up, forever.
Sooner or later, you will have to learn to fight.
[buzzing.]
[Hal.]
Yeah, Kilowog's right, you know.
You're gonna have to hit someone, eventually.
Oh, Hal, must you be so wrong about so many things? Go get him tonight, Jordan! - Nibble on, Hamsters! - [trio.]
Whoo! Nibble on.
Whoo! - Hey.
- Life isn't like a sports match, Hal.
There are more ways to perform a touchdown than punching people.
Yeah, whatever.
I stopped listening after "Hal.
" [exclaims.]
Oh, no! [bottles clattering.]
I didn't know that we were playing these guys.
[laughing.]
Hang on! Is the great Hal Jordan actually afraid of the other team? It's not the team I'm afraid of.
[Hal whimpering.]
I finally got tracked down By my greatest enemy.
What? Behind the cheerleader? It is the cheerleader! [gasps.]
I think she saw me! - [whimpering.]
- Oh, stop it, you big baby.
I'm sure she's harmless.
[rumbling.]
[sinister voice.]
Thought you got rid of me, didn't you, Hal Jordan? Well, now, you're mine! [all screaming.]
You belong to me, Hal Jordan! Show your face, Hal Jordan! [boy exclaims.]
- [panting.]
Come on! - [yells.]
[all screaming.]
What's going on? Who is this girl? She's called Star Sapphire, and she's super clingy.
I can see that.
Is she some kind of super evil maniacal space princess or something? Worse! She's my ex-girlfriend.
Wait.
What? [explosion.]
Leave it to you to date a super villain.
Come on, Hal.
As Kilowog would say, "Let's stop this bruiser.
" In brightest day, in blackest night.
No evil shall escape my sight.
Let those who worship evil's might Beware our power [both.]
Green Lantern's light! [sputtering.]
What's wrong with your ring? [gasps.]
Hal! Are you scared? Dude! She really freaks me out.
[grunts.]
[Hal moans.]
Run, Hal, the locker room! [Star Sapphire.]
You can't hide from my love, Hal Jordan! What did you do to her? Nothing.
She's just mad 'cause I broke up with her.
Worst text ever! - Wait! - [thuds.]
[thud.]
You broke up with her over text? I put a smiley face in it.
I'm not the Joker.
Well, now there's a frowny face [yells.]
On my heart! [whimpers.]
How could you do that to her? You broke my heart.
That's the lowest thing you've ever done.
I cry myself to sleep every night.
[Hal groans.]
Will you please just hit her? If anyone deserves to be hit, it's you! [exclaims.]
[boy coughs.]
- Girl! - [all screaming.]
Ow! Come on.
I didn't know she was a Violet Lantern when I started dating her.
She was just Carol.
A violet what? A Violet Lantern.
You know, how our rings use will-power, hers uses love.
[Star Sapphire.]
You can't run from me, Hal Jordan! Love will always find a way! [sighs.]
If only I wasn't so effortlessly charming and ruggedly good-looking, then she wouldn't have any power.
[gasps.]
Wait a minute.
You might be onto something there.
Oh, so you think I'm ruggedly good-looking, huh? - Ugh! - Ow! She's powered by love, right? So, we have to make her not love you.
By making you ugly.
[chuckles.]
Good luck! Hey.
- Hmm.
- Ugh.
[clicks tongue.]
See? Lost cause.
[whistling.]
Oh, hey, guys, what's up? Garth, take off your clothes.
What? [grunts.]
Thanks, Garth.
We just need to borrow your style for a bit.
Yeah.
You're not the first to tell me that.
Everyone loves my flava.
Okay, Hal, slouch it down a little.
- Now, shorten your neck.
- [grunts.]
- Stick out your gut.
- [grunts.]
- Little more.
- [grunts.]
Perfect! That's super unattractive! Wait.
What? [grunts.]
[exhales.]
[inhales deeply.]
[suspenseful music playing.]
There you are.
Greetings, Carol.
You want to hear all about my new allergies? Eww.
[gasps.]
It's working.
She's losing power.
Or Or maybe Maybe you want to come check out my [softly.]
Hey, Garth, what's something dumb that you like? Star Battles comic books.
But they're not dumb.
My Star Battles comic books.
[grunts.]
Look at me, I'm such a losery nerd.
- [Garth.]
Hey! - [Hal.]
Ooh! [gasps.]
What happened to you? [crying.]
My beautiful Hal Jordan.
Sorry, baby.
This is the real me.
[whimpers.]
Look at you, so sad.
So pathetic.
So gross.
[sniffles.]
No one can ever love you like this.
Except me.
I'll love you forever! Only I can see the beauty behind the geek! No one can love you like I can, Hal Jordan.
Not even Her! [Garth whimpers.]
Once you're out of the picture, there'll be no one left between me and my Hal Jordan! Oh, wait! You think [laughs.]
No.
No, no, no, no.
No, no, no.
No, no, no, no! No.
No, no, no, no, no.
We are not together.
Not even close to being together.
- We couldn't be less together - [zaps.]
You will so regret the day you stole my Hally Wal from me.
[grunts.]
- [zapping.]
- [grunts.]
[grunting.]
[zapping.]
[Hal.]
Powered up like this, who knows what destruction she'll cause.
You have to fight her.
No.
There's got to be another way.
[screams.]
Just hit her.
No! [grunts.]
[grunts.]
Hal Jordan is mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Come on.
Fight, fight.
[both.]
Fight, fight.
- [grunts.]
- [Hal.]
Fight.
Fight! - [Green Lantern.]
There's no other way.
- [Hal.]
Fight! Fight! Fight! [grunts.]
I have to hurt you.
- [explosion.]
- [yells.]
[screaming.]
[Star Sapphire screaming.]
What What are you doing? [Star Sapphire grunts and whimpers.]
- Carol, he doesn't love you.
- [Star Sapphire whimpering.]
[crying.]
No! I'm sorry.
I know it hurts.
- [sobbing.]
- He doesn't love you.
[crying.]
That is not how you hit! Listen, Carol, I get it.
We all want to be loved, but you can do so much better than Hal Jordan.
[scoffs.]
Good luck.
- [Green Lantern.]
I mean, look at him.
- Huh? - [Green Lantern.]
His face is way too small for his head.
- [Hal.]
Hmm.
[Green Lantern.]
He's got terrible breath.
It smells like dog food.
- His real name is Harold.
- [Hal.]
My name is Hal! The only book he's ever read, is a playbook.
I tried to get him to read Pride and Prejudiceonce, and he asked where the pictures were.
See? He's a smelly, freakish, nincompoop.
Uh, hey, Star, hit her.
Listen, Carol, you'll find the love you need, when you learn to love yourself.
[Star Sapphire.]
Thank you, Green Lantern.
I don't think I've ever felt love like this.
My blind desire for Hal Jordan kept me from seeing how much love I had inside of me.
You're right, if he can't appreciate me, then he isn't good enough for me.
So be warned, Hal Jordan, one day, I will make you good enough for me! And then you'll be mine, forever! [laughing maniacally.]
Yeah That's not really a healthy attitude either.
You know, you could have just hit her, Jess.
Now that she loves herself, she'll be totally unstoppable.
Trust me, I've seen a million chicks like this.
Ow! [theme music playing.]