DC's Legends Of Tomorrow (2016) s04e10 Episode Script
The Getaway
1 Previously on "Legends of Tomorrow" I have to keep you safe.
Go! You've had Mona in custody this whole time? You have the Kaupe too? Sara, you need to bring in that fugitive - before someone gets hurt.
- [GUNSHOT.]
Step away from the creature, miss.
- You murdered him.
- [GROWLING.]
Today I asked you for one thing.
- Ava, don't do this.
- Just go.
So I'll head to The Bureau and do some digging? Hank is torturing prisoners off site.
Keep digging.
I want to know everything.
What do you mean you couldn't capture the asset? Blame it on your son's time-traveling pals, sir.
[TV STATIC CLICKS.]
Let me just say this, and I want to say this for the television news.
The people have a right to know whether or not their president is a crook.
- Well, I am a crook.
- [CROWD GASPS.]
Oh, actually felt good to get that off my chest.
What other secrets have I been holding back? Ah, yes, despite the constant reassurances of my wife, I know that I'm certainly only an adequate lover.
- Mr.
President! - [CROWD CLAMORS.]
The President won't be taking any more questions at this time.
That is more about Tricky Dick than I ever needed to know And it's more than the public needed to know.
In the days following the news conference, Nixon found himself unable to tell a lie resulting in global chaos.
Nixon's blathering fouled up ongoing peace talks and trade agreements.
Without the release of "All the President's Men," Robert Redford's career floundered.
What? No Redford? No Sundance, no indie film, no artful nudity.
We have to fix this! The only thing nastier than a politician lying is when he says how he really feels.
Now, there's no way he'd tell the truth without a magical assist.
I hope the Watergate has vacancies, because we need to make sure that Nixon still cheats the press.
Uh, Captain's orders and all, but do you think it's really the best time to be back on mission? Yeah, I mean, it might do well to take a beat.
I appreciate your concern, but I'll be fine.
Just because Ava and I had a disagreement doesn't mean that I can't do my job.
I was actually talking about the fact that we're on the outs with the Time Bureau.
Yeah, and I was talking about Mona.
I mean, Hank's gonna be after us since her boyfriend offed that agent and, well, we can't just stash her here forever.
Right, well, it has been eventful but things are gonna blow over with The Bureau.
We'll find a safe place for Mona.
And in the meantime, I feel like we should be doing what we do best.
- Am I right? - Right.
Save Redford and independent film.
That's the spirit.
- Done it for worse reasons.
- Why not? Director Sharpe.
You look terrible.
What happened? Joke acknowledged, Nathaniel, but tighten up.
Director Sharpe is taking a leave of absence to get her priorities straight.
I'll be acting as Director of the Bureau.
Wait, so, um, you're gonna be in charge from now on? That's - Great.
- It's great.
Looking forward to working with you, Director Heywood.
Glad to have you on board, Agent Tomaz.
Though my first job is a sensitive one.
I need to catch the Legends.
This is the last time they will thumb their nose at authority and get away with it.
I know they're your friends, so, if you want to sit this one out No, no, Dad.
You know what? - We have your back.
- Agreed.
I stand by the Time Bureau and by my man.
- Thank you, babe.
- Glad to hear it.
We'll pinpoint the location of the Waverider and pay it a visit.
We'll meet in the situation room, 0900.
Yes, sir.
Copy that.
We need to expose what Hank's up to before he drops a hammer on the Legends.
Did did you just call me "babe"? Well, yeah, I was riffing.
I was trying to keep this thing afloat.
[CLEARS THROAT.]
Anyways, now that we are stuck with Hank, we can't go through his phone ourselves.
With Ava gone, there's no one here left to trust.
Well, there's one person we can trust.
[LIGHT MUSIC.]
Gary, we need to talk.
Is this about what happened between Sara and Ava? Wait, you're working at The Bureau? Yes, and I need you to do something for me.
And you're my boss, which is great, you know, I'm happy for you.
No one deserves it more.
Damn it, Gary.
Focus.
Hank is causing total chaos here.
Did you notice him using Director Sharpe's mug, too? You know, I was gonna say something.
It goes much deeper than that.
Mona was right.
Hank is running some secret project.
And now that he's in charge of The Bureau, he's trying to shut down the Legends.
Nate and I cloned his phone.
We're gonna keep him busy.
You need to go through his activity, find out what he's been up to, so we can end his time at The Bureau.
Use this to stay in touch without being monitored, okay? I've always wanted to untangle a conspiracy.
I'll need a bulletin board, index cards.
I already have yarn.
I've been getting into crochet.
- Yeah, me too.
- We should start a club.
We'll talk.
Okay.
[SHIP THRUMMING.]
Konane, no! - [GROWLING.]
- [SLASH.]
[EERIE MUSIC.]
[FINGERS STRETCHING.]
[BONES CRACKLING.]
[GROWLING.]
Grr.
- Kid.
- [STARTLES.]
You okay in there? [DOOR HISSES.]
Sorry, I, uh, never used a future tech toilet before.
- So many buttons.
- Mm.
Give it time.
You'll learn to live with it.
Oh, uh, don't touch the red button.
[FOOTSTEPS APPROACH.]
Oh, uh, Captain, I wanted to talk to you.
Good.
I need to talk to you, too.
So as far as The Bureau's concerned, you're a fugitive.
I need you to stay on the ship and not draw any attention.
It's not just that.
Um, when we were in Mexico No, when we were in Mexico, a man got murdered by Konane because you said we could trust him.
No, Konane didn't He didn't mean to.
Look, Mona, whatever it is, it's in the past.
Now it's on to the next problem.
That's how this works.
Mick, Nixon's supposed to give his "I'm not a crook" speech tomorrow.
We need him back to his lying self by then.
You and John stay on the ship, look after Mona, make sure she doesn't get into any trouble.
Make sure she doesn't touch that red button.
[DRAMATIC MUSIC.]
I'm telling you, I'm not crazy.
In fact, I've never felt better in my life.
That's the truth.
Here that? The truth.
Something is very wrong with the President.
And he's supposed to be at Disney's contemporary hotel to address the entire American press corps tomorrow.
We'll, uh, we'll take care of it.
- I'll update the VP.
- All right, sir.
We'll, uh, start off with a little sedative.
- [DEVICE HISSES.]
- [GRUNTS.]
Ugh.
Don't know why you lot are relying on my powers.
They're still all mucked up.
Look, it'll be fine.
We'll get him to the ship, fix what's wrong, and we'll be right back.
Now, let's see your Nixon impression.
[SIGHS.]
[FLESH SQUELCHING.]
[SOFT WHOOSH.]
[EXHALES.]
- [CHUCKLES.]
- Nice.
["HAIL TO THE CHIEF".]
- [DEVICE BEEPS.]
- We got the cargo.
We're on our way.
Well, let's figure out what loosed his tongue and get the hell out of here, shall we? [ELECTRICAL WHOOSHING.]
[DRAMATIC MUSIC.]
Listen, you guys can't be here.
- The Bureau's onto you.
- Ah, good.
- Time for a pig roast.
- No one's roasting anyone.
And it's not just The Bureau.
It's my dad and he's got backup.
- Go.
- No, not again.
Guys, we're working on stopping Hank for good.
In the meantime, you need to find the team and stay ahead of him.
On it.
[HECTIC FUNK MUSIC.]
[ELECTRICAL WHOOSHING.]
What's going on? Nate's old man commandeered the ship.
There they are! All units, converge on my position.
Okay, take the stairs.
Get Nixon.
Ignis-sa.
[METAL SIZZLES.]
- [FLESH SIZZLES.]
- Ow! We have eyes on the Legends and they have the President! They've gone too far, again! Siri what, uh, Alexa Gideon! Fire up the engine.
[ENGINE SPUTTERS, POWERS DOWN.]
Legends must have bricked the ship.
Oh, they think of everything.
[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC.]
Nicely done.
I want our men watching every time jump, listening to every comm.
How are we going to make distance with five of us and a kidnapped Nixon? There.
There's our getaway.
That's a bit on the nose, no? We left subtlety back in Mexico.
Gotta go.
[THE EDGAR WINTER GROUP'S "FREE RIDE".]
Come on and take a free ride The Legends are in the wind, Director.
- Damn it! - They must have stolen a vehicle and hit the road.
You know what? I've never needed a Waverider before and I don't need one now.
You give me a dragnet.
I want agents at every rest stop, diner, store along the highway.
Move.
And you, set up a police scanner.
If the Legends so much as forget to signal, we'll hear about it.
They'll slip up eventually.
That's probably accurate.
[GROWLS.]
Okay.
Captain, you should know that me and tight spaces might not mix.
Do you think any of us want to be stuck in the RV? Punch buggy.
No punch backs.
[SIGHS.]
Mona, the team's back is up against the wall.
And right now, you are a part of this team.
And if you want it to stay that way, then you need to help, not create more problems.
- Okay.
- Great.
- [RADIO STATIC CLICKS.]
- Bob is struck with appendicitis on an all-new "The Waltons.
" For all you lonely hearts on the road today - here's a tune just for you.
- [SOULFUL MUSIC PLAYS.]
You know, I've never been in a car that's a room before.
[SIGHS.]
[SNORES.]
Patricia.
No, I'm not Patricia, Dick.
Ooh.
Camera.
[LAUGHS.]
Not to bother you, but we've lost the ship, drugged the President, and I'm stuck in the back with her.
- Now what are we gonna do? - We are going to Disney World.
Yawn.
Haven't we been tortured enough? I mean, we are going to fix Nixon in time to get him to Florida to lie his ass off.
We are not gonna let anything stop us from what we set out to do.
Mick, watch our tail.
John, see if you can figure out what's wrong with Nixon.
And Mona, find us something to wear.
Charlie [TOGETHER.]
We forgot Charlie! Oh, "We'll be right back," they said.
Yeah, bloody right.
- [KNOCKING ON DOOR.]
- Mr.
President? - Oh, no, no, no.
Okay.
- Mr.
President? Uh, quick, quick, quick, Charlie.
Mr.
President, are you okay in there? [SOFT WHOOSH.]
[KNOCKING.]
Just checking in, Mr.
President.
You check in again, you'll be lucky to be guarding a shopping mall.
[DOOR SLAMS.]
[GENTLE FOLK MUSIC.]
Um, okay, make your next left.
Okay.
No, your next right.
- [SNIFFS.]
- Hey, guys? Looks like Nixon over there is finally winning The War on Drugs.
[GROANING.]
[STARTLES.]
Good God, I've been kidnapped by hippies.
What is it you want? Money? Power? I'll do anything.
Look, we're We're here to help you.
Let's talk about money.
You know, right now we're your best shot at getting back to your right self.
Oh, let's have a look.
Now, I have my suspicions as to what's got at ya.
Yep, okay.
[INHALES DEEPLY.]
[BROODING WHOOSH.]
Vi veri universum vivus vici.
What the hell are you babbling about? - [CHANTS SOFTLY.]
- [GAGGING.]
[INSECT CHITTERING.]
- [SPITS.]
- Oh! - It's a roach.
- I've been bugged.
This is an agent of Ma'at, the Goddess of truth in the Egyptian pantheon.
You see, the creature, it feeds off lies.
And whoever it eats at has nothing but truth left to tell.
No wonder it found its way to Nixon.
You must have been a feast.
No, no, no oh.
- [DEVICE HISSES.]
- Sorry.
Put him in the closet.
Ugh.
- Come on, Dicky.
- Yeah.
[STRUGGLING.]
Let's put Dick in a box.
[SIGHS.]
Okay.
Um, Captain? Can we talk? A lot's been going on and And a truth roach, well, that's gonna be a wrinkle.
Look, Mona, I have a really big responsibility for you.
- I need you to watch the roach.
- Me? But, um Your job was to take care of creatures, right? Who better than you? [SHUDDERS.]
[INSECT CHITTERING.]
Hey, little guy.
Bet you're hungry.
[PENSIVE MUSIC.]
Hank Heywood.
Renewed his Bestflix subscription December 16th Hank Heywood November 27th Hank Heywood [OVERLAPPING INTERNAL DIALOGUE.]
So that means Oh, my God, how did this happen? I am way out of my league.
What is it, Jerry? - No, it's it's Gary.
- Hm.
I notice you're reading "Body of Proof" by Rebecca Silver.
- Is that a conspiracy thriller? - Book club's at capacity.
Uh, no, no, that's not it.
It's, um I need your help uncovering a conspiracy.
Why would I help you? Because you might be in trouble.
Hank has his agents taking fugitives out of their cells at night, and I don't want you to be next.
So I thought if I release you for the night, maybe you could help me? Hey, you okay? It's not easy being trapped somewhere where no one will listen to you, huh? Hey, can you hear me? [GASPS.]
You probably need air.
- [GRUNTS.]
- [JAR CLATTERS.]
Oh.
Oh, no, no, no, no.
What's going on? Uh, oh, I just dropped it but it's okay.
- It got it [YELPS.]
- [VAN RUMBLES.]
What what's wrong with the brakes? [TIRES SCREECHING.]
[DRAMATIC MUSIC.]
Can't slow down! Can't slow down! [HORN HONKING.]
Move your get Your foot, Ray.
- [GRUNTS.]
- Got it.
[POLICE SIRENS WAILING.]
Who called the cops? Cops? [LIVELY BLUEGRASS MUSIC.]
I've never been pulled over before.
- What do I do? - You just pull over.
Okay.
[CLEARS THROAT.]
Just be cool.
You got this.
[SUSPENSEFUL BLUEGRASS MUSIC.]
[GRUNTS.]
Good afternoon Good afternoon, officer.
By the looks of your driving, you're having a fine afternoon.
Ah.
What is it? Drinking? Drugs? No, sir, no, sir, no, sir, we're just, uh just driving and having a little steering wheel problems.
Tell me some more about this steering wheel trouble.
Oh, well, it's a real doozy.
So I'm here with my family and we're on our way to North Carolina to see the largest chest of drawers.
- Ray.
- Uh, uh, so the steering wheel was a little loose and so I turned to my wife, - Claire, and, uh, I said - [JAR THUMPS.]
[INSECT CHITTERING HALTS.]
[GULPS.]
My friends and I here are time travelers.
We've kidnapped Nixon, and we're headed to Disney World.
Like I thought.
You're high as a Good Year blimp.
I'm calling this in.
[LAUGHING.]
Get this out of me.
[SIGHS.]
Vi veri universum vivus vici.
- [GAGS.]
- Ugh.
How'd it even Mona! - [STATIC CLICKS.]
- I'm at exit 244.
I've got an RV full of hopheads who claim they're from the future.
See? [CHUCKLES.]
Come on, son.
Let's go grab our guys the old-fashioned way.
- Mm-hmm.
- Wait, I I tuned this to a frequency Hank can't read.
And I think I know a way to contact the team.
It's a little old-school but it should work.
I'll be in touch.
[SIGHS.]
I can't have a ticket on my record.
I can't have a ticket on my record! Yeah, well, nabbing Nixon's gonna give you more than a bloody ticket, mate.
Gun it! I'm bored.
He's right.
Gun it.
But then we'll become fugitives.
We're already fugitives! - Go! - [TIRES SCREECHING.]
Hey! Get you come back here! - [EXHALES.]
- [ELECTRICAL WHOOSHING.]
Officer, we heard your report from up high.
Where are the offenders? Uh, I was fixing to call it in.
You let them get away? You're gonna have to find another way home because that's my car now.
[DRAMATIC WESTERN MUSIC.]
There's a new sheriff in town.
Let's ride.
- [LAUGHING.]
- Nice moves, Palmer.
- [SIREN WAILING.]
- They're gaining.
Yeah, and I don't think that's the cops on us, mate.
[WESTERN MUSIC.]
Whoa, hey! This car has no airbags or traction control.
[LAUGHS.]
Exactly.
Nothing but pure V8 power.
- [ENGINE REVVING.]
- Whoa, okay.
We gotta lose Hank.
You got something for this, John? I might, but I'll need you to get us off the road quick, squire.
[INHALES DEEPLY.]
Absconditus Domus.
[CHANT ECHOING.]
[TIRES SCREECHING.]
[SHIMMERING WHOOSH.]
Where the hell did they go? - Nothing to see here.
- [RADIO STATIC WARBLES.]
What was with the radio? The heat's heavy on the highway tonight and that's no weather report.
Lucky for you, you're not alone, because you got DJ Z to guide you past those bad vibes.
DJ Z? That sounds like Zari.
Right now, the beat on the street is to lay low.
But while you park it, here's a hit to keep you safe.
All right, you heard her.
We should keep a low profile.
If we leave by night, we should be able to make it.
In the meantime, no drawing attention and no altering the timeline.
Well, we best keep that bug bottled then, aye? The only way to keep it contained is for everyone to stay completely honest.
[SHUDDERS.]
What the hell is going on here? [DART WHIZZES.]
- [SIGHS.]
- Checkers.
[UPBEAT MUSIC ON RADIO.]
Maybe it's best if we all just don't talk.
[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC.]
Now we just enter a command line to a mirror site and we can get into his email.
This email is linked to a private server.
Must be where he's got his dirt.
- [BEEP.]
- We need a password.
Uh, or, we can reset it.
I forget my passwords all the time.
Those memory flashers have a lot of side effects.
Password reset question.
Uh, we'll need some personal info from Hank.
[DEVICE CHIMING.]
What's the word? Uh, sorry Gary.
- What's the word? - I need some scoop on Hank.
Stand by, Gary.
[SIGHS.]
Hey, Nate, we need to know the name of your dad's childhood pet.
And whatever you do, keep your dad off the FM.
- [DEVICE CHIMES.]
- I'm on it, Z.
[GRUNTS.]
Huh.
That's a pretty cool trick.
You, uh, drink a lot of Cokes when you were a kid? Yeah.
My mom used to give me a quarter for the corner store, let me pick out whatever I wanted.
With her raising me on her own, a quarter was more than I even knew.
You don't really talk about your childhood much.
Like, I'm not sure I know where you were born.
Hackensack, in New Jersey.
Like the Billy Joel song.
We should turn on the radio.
1973, great year for music.
Actually, why don't we Why don't we talk? You know, get to know each other.
[LAUGHS.]
You're right, Nathaniel.
You could call me Nate.
Did you have a dog? [SOFT CHUCKLE.]
A lab.
Yeah, named him Silver.
- After the - Lone Ranger's horse.
Yes.
Yes, yes, yes.
You used to show me old episodes.
Well, at least I taught you something.
Huh? [GLASSES CLINK.]
[TENDER MUSIC.]
You know, my mom used to take me on road trips, stop for ice cream.
Without Dad around, she really had to play both roles.
She didn't know how to be a father, but she did her best.
Guess I could say the same for myself.
[CLEARS THROAT.]
Um.
It's nice we get to make up for some lost time, hmm? But, uh, we should get back to the ship, see if Zari's back online.
Actually, um, why don't we forget the Legends for a minute and go get some ice cream? Fine idea, Nathaniel.
- Nate.
- [ENGINE TURNS OVER.]
Hey, Gary? The answer is Silver.
[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC.]
Silver.
I'm in! Hackers do say that in real life.
What is this? Property deed in Hank's name from 1912? What's this shipment for dwarf star alloy from 1837? He's using time travel for personal gain? That is against Bureau creed.
- I have a copy in my wallet.
- [DOOR OPENS.]
Shh-shh.
Someone's coming.
[EERIE HISSING AND WHISPERING.]
[OMINOUS MUSIC.]
[DEEP SONIC WHOOSHING.]
[DISTORTED RINGING.]
[FOOTSTEPS DEPART.]
- [EXHALES.]
- Who was that? Are you okay? You have to take this to Zari and stop digging.
I'll go back to my cell.
And, Gary, be careful.
[HORN HONKS.]
[PAYPHONE RINGING.]
[INDISTINCT CHATTER.]
I got an alert that someone recovered your password from the Time Bureau and they're accessing your accounts.
But who would How would they even Thanks.
[TENSE MUSIC.]
It won't happen again.
[HALL & OATES'S "SHE'S GONE" PLAYING OVER RADIO.]
You know, I was just thinking that even though we've had some setbacks, that this road trip has really been a great bonding experience.
I think you're an idiot.
[INSECT HISSES.]
Well, look, we've dealt with a lot lately, and I think this is a very needed chance for us to sit and really talk about how we feel.
Well, I'm glad you're happy.
No, wait, I mean - [GASPS.]
- [GULPS.]
I don't give a damn if you're happy.
And I certainly don't trust you lot in helping me face Neron no matter how many "go team" pep talks you give.
Well, you can't keep me down! - [GAGS.]
- [GULPS.]
Actually, ever since I met you, I sometimes lie awake at night staring into the dark thinking I am it, and it is me.
Also, I don't think Han shot first.
- I'm gonna go sit up front.
- Also I used the strategy guide to beat the Water Temple in "Legend of Zelda.
" Also, I really like gluten.
Well, I think it's a cool look, but the whole loosened tie is a little try hard.
Yeah, well, you know, it's not like I went and loosened it myself.
- [GAGS.]
- [GULPS.]
Yeah, well, at least I don't go make up my own silly superhero names like "Atom" and "Heat Wave".
Like I care what you think.
- [GAGS.]
- [GULPS.]
I want to grow my hair out and look like Fabio.
Yeah, that I think that would be good.
- [GAGS.]
- [GULPS.]
So honestly, even as much as I trust Sara, this has been one disaster after another and I really think that this time we are totally screwed.
Captain, we're okay, right? I mean, we just have to focus on the mission.
Yeah, Mona.
We're gonna be fine.
[GASPS.]
[GAGS.]
[INSECT CHITTERING.]
Ah! Of course we're not fine, Mona.
Nothing is fine.
And I am definitely not fine.
Ava and I didn't just get into an argument.
She asked me to leave.
And she hasn't answered any of my calls since.
And she was my one chance, my one chance, Mona, at something real.
And now I don't have a ship.
I don't have a girlfriend.
And I am the Captain of an RV and it is all your fault! [SOMBER MUSIC.]
Well, I won't be your problem anymore.
[DOOR CREAKS OPEN.]
[SIGHS.]
Baby she's gone she's gone all right Mona! Mona, wait! Mona, come back! What went wrong Mona, come back! Look, I meant everything I said but if you stay here in 1973, you'll never survive! John, get this thing out of me.
Vi veri universum vivus vici.
[GAGS.]
Ugh.
All right.
You guys, get Nixon to Florida.
If you leave now, there'll be time to spare.
What about you? Mona's out there alone and we don't leave our people behind no matter how much they bug the crap out of us.
I'd say no pun intended, but that would be a lie.
[SIGHS.]
Hey, mate.
Hold that.
What? What, where are you going? Oh, I just need to stretch my legs, squire.
- [SIGHS.]
- [INSECT CHITTERS.]
[ENGINE REVVING.]
You all right, Dad? You didn't finish your ice cream.
Put on your seat belt.
What's the hurry? The Legends' RV was spotted just outside Richmond.
My men are setting up a blockade.
They won't get away this time.
That's great.
That's great! Whoo! You know, this is what I dreamed about when I joined The Bureau.
Stealing a cop car? You and me working together.
[TWANGY GUITAR MUSIC.]
Uh, yeah.
Oh.
Ooh, you know what? Ooh, dad, that ice cream is not agreeing with me.
Can you, uh [CLEARS THROAT.]
can you pull over? [EXHALES.]
[SOFT DRAMATIC MUSIC.]
Z? Z, can you hear me? Nate, is that you? Listen, I need you to warn the team.
Hank's got a blockade on the highway north of Richmond.
They got to find another route.
- You got it? - Roger.
Over and out.
There you go, hon.
[COUNTRY MUSIC OVER RADIO.]
[DOOR CHIMES.]
All right, what do you want? - Whatever's fast and cheap.
- No, no, please no.
Can I get six Daphne House burgers and a round of sodas? Coming up.
[TENSE MUSIC.]
Sara, hold up.
Hey! How do you even know where she went, aye? Bike treads went this way.
We passed a diner a while back.
- She's probably headed there.
- Hm.
Go ahead.
I know you've been dying to say I told you so, so just do it.
Uh, it's quite the opposite, actually.
It's I wanted to see how you're holding up.
[EXHALES.]
Honestly I'm freaking out.
With the Kaupe dead and Mona in the wind and then there's Ava and [SIGHS.]
What happened? I I went to go talk to her and And I thought everything was going to be fine 'cause it's always fine and it was bad, John.
Look, I just I don't know how to convince everybody that everything's okay when I'm not okay.
Well, you know, if we were in each other's shoes right now then you'd be giving me some rubbish speech about how you don't have to shoulder the burden myself when I have friends around me to help me carry it.
Not that I believe you for a second, but that doesn't mean it's not true.
Thanks, even if you're just lying to make me feel better.
Oh, I definitely am.
Hope it worked, though.
[GENTLE MUSIC.]
[ENGINE PURRING.]
You all right there? Uh, yeah.
I'm I'm great.
- Let's grab some tunes.
- Oh, no, no.
- Hey.
- [RADIO CLICKS.]
- [STATIC WARBLES.]
- I just got a white hot tip.
The voice sounds familiar.
I don't recognize her or him.
I I don't hear gender.
There's a smoky checkpoint outside Richmond.
If you want to make it to your final destination, do yourself a favor and take route 301 all the way home, bandit.
Sounds like we're taking a detour.
[LIVELY BLUEGRASS MUSIC.]
- Dad, dad, dad, dad! - [SIREN WAILING.]
Are you insane? You could have got us killed! Ha! You're still here, ain't you? Yeah, but we're going the wrong way.
Nope, we're right on target.
All units, Legends are headed down route 301.
Reroute all units to converge on their location now.
Come on, I'm not gonna miss a chance to get back at the Legends for Mexico.
They're gonna get what they deserve for trying to protect that wolf bastard.
- His name was Konane.
- What? [DRAMATIC MUSIC.]
Wait, I remember you.
You're the one Director Heywood fired.
You're the reason that mutt got out of the containment facility in the first place.
I said, his name was [DISTORTED.]
Konane.
[GROWLING.]
[PEOPLE SCREAMING.]
[BONES CRACKLING.]
[ROARING.]
[SOFT DRAMATIC MUSIC.]
There's Mona's bike.
Where is she? Where is everybody? Yeah, I know this kind of quiet and it never means anything good.
- [GLASS SHATTERS.]
- [SCREAMS.]
- Everybody out! - [PEOPLE SCREAMING.]
[DRAMATIC MUSIC.]
[ROARING.]
- Mona.
- I'll do it.
I'll shoot! The Kaupe must have scratched her.
Oh, she tried to tell me, and I didn't listen.
[GROWLING.]
Mona, put him down! Come on, love, this isn't you.
[ROARING.]
[ROARS.]
- [GUN COCKS.]
- Stop the RV! Step out of the vehicle! What are we gonna do? We can't drive through them.
- Kill 'em.
Kill 'em all.
- What? No.
- Yes.
- No! - Yes! - No.
- Yes.
- N - [SIREN WAILS.]
- Oh, Nate's here.
I'm sure we can talk this all out.
[GRUNTS.]
Do you want to do the honors, Son? Damn right, Dad.
All right! [WHISPERING.]
Don't worry, buddy.
I'll get you out of this.
[HANDCUFFS CLICK.]
Mr.
Heywood, if we could just talk about this, I'm sure we can explain and show you how this is just one big misunderstanding.
How's that for a misunderstanding, you pig? By the power vested to me by the United States government, I hereby arrest both of you on five charges of treason, two of conspiracy - [DOOR CREAKS OPEN.]
- Uh, sir? Mr.
President? Are you all right? No! These two men and their co-conspirators kidnapped me.
They've besmirched my good name and I've done nothing to deserve it.
- [GLASS JAR SHATTERING.]
- Uh-oh.
[INSECT CHITTERING.]
[GULPS.]
Well, actually, there is nothing good about my name.
If you were born with the name Dick Millhouse, you'd grow up to be a bastard, too.
- Ha-ha.
- What the hell? - [ROARING.]
- Listen to me, Mona.
No one else needs to get hurt.
Funis Captis.
[SHIMMERING.]
I am sorry about that, love.
- Bloody hell.
- [BLOW LANDS.]
Mona, can you hear me? [GRUNTING.]
Come on, I know you're in there.
It's me.
It's Sara.
I told you, Sara, I remember everything.
You pretended to be a friend! [WHEEZING.]
- I looked up to you! - Mona.
[STRUGGLING.]
It was all lies.
Mr.
President, what is going on? I don't know, but I'm supposed to be in Florida, lying to the press.
He ingested a truth bug.
See, these blunders are the exact reason why we should lock up the Legends.
[GAGS.]
Oh! - [DRY HEAVING.]
- Nathaniel, are you all right? No, I'm not.
I've been keeping secrets from you.
You think I don't know that? But it's more than your secret Pentagon side project.
It's always been like this, Dad.
The the lying and the hiding of the feelings.
Now that I'm getting to be honest, I just want to tell you that I love you, but you just make it so damn hard.
Look, son, you don't understand.
And I like working with you at the Time Bureau side by side.
I've never felt closer to you.
But now I'm having, like, a hard time even looking in your face.
Just tell me why.
Why are you doing all this? Why are you pretending that we are on the same side? I can't.
But everything I've done has been for you.
And the fact that it's hurting you, Nate, it's killing me.
But I want to make this right.
Okay.
You let the Legends walk.
That, or you lock me up, too.
Because if you don't trust them, then you and I are not on the same side.
[SOFT DRAMATIC MUSIC.]
Stand down.
The Legends are free to go.
- From now on, we work together.
- [HANDCUFFS UNCLICK.]
No more lies.
[ROARING.]
Watch yourself, love.
She's not in her right mind.
Oh, that's the problem.
She is.
Mona, look, please stop.
I should have never blamed you for everything.
Look, Ava, the ship, Konane, none of it was your fault.
And I am so sorry that I told you to ignore your feelings.
It was because I thought Look, I thought that if I could forget the way that I was feeling, then maybe it wouldn't hurt so bad.
[SOMBER MUSIC.]
Look, Mona.
I was wrong.
I was so wrong.
And you don't have to bury your feelings.
You can let them out.
[SOFT CRYING.]
[BONES CRACKLING.]
And if you ever need a shoulder to lean on, I will be there.
You promise? I promise.
[SOFT CRYING.]
[INDISTINCT RADIO CHATTER.]
[SOFT MUSIC.]
[INDISTINCT CHATTER.]
- Are you guys okay? - Yes, no, I don't know.
First time in my adult life I told my dad I love him.
Years of therapy couldn't even get me to do that.
Hey, speaking of, I love you so big.
I love you so big.
- I love you so big.
- Aww.
Look, I don't always agree with you, but, uh, if Nathaniel trusts you, then so do I.
You're free to fly if you can get that ship of yours working.
- [SHIP RUMBLING.]
- Someone ask for lift? Ship was never broken was it? Nope, it was Zari the whole time.
- Is she even your girlfriend? - Nope, but I'm open to it.
[LAUGHING.]
Fat chance.
Come on your poor bastard.
Let's delouse you and get that truth bug contained for good, yeah? And Nixon here has an important speech to deliver.
Let's get you back to Orlando.
You know, the truth really does set you free.
After spending a few days with all of you, I know that I can be a better leader, and even more so, a better man.
Ah.
History needs you crooked, Dick.
[DEVICE WHOOSHES.]
[DRAMATIC MUSIC.]
Who are you? I really think I'm gonna miss this thing.
Yeah, if I had to be stuck on a road trip at least it was with you guys.
You know, maybe that's what family is.
The people you don't mind being annoyed by.
[CHUCKLES.]
So you don't mind being annoyed by me? Are you saying I can stay? We could always use another shoulder to lean on.
Besides, you're not the first magical creature that we've taken in.
- [LAUGHS.]
- [GASPS.]
[TOGETHER.]
We forgot Charlie! [SHIP THRUMMING.]
Uh, Nate, hold up.
Gary surprisingly got to the bottom of things.
It's not good.
Your dad's embezzling funds for some black site operation in Baltimore.
But he's not just taking the fugitives; he's testing on them.
- But why? - I don't know.
But I've seen this before with A.
R.
G.
U.
S.
This is what they were doing to metas to turn them into super soldiers.
[WINCES.]
You okay? Yeah.
Now I know who my father really is.
Hank says he's doing this for me, but I want nothing to do with it or him.
Hey, I I'm sorry.
[SOMBER MUSIC.]
Um, yeah.
- [DEVICE CLICKS.]
- [ELECTRICAL WHOOSHING.]
You called.
A little late for a meeting.
This better be good.
[EERIE MUSIC.]
When you came to me, uh, I agreed to this plan, because I saw the potential in your vision and I still do.
Don't tell me you're having second thoughts.
[MUSIC BUILDS.]
[DEEP SONIC WHOOSHING.]
[GRUNTS.]
I mean no disrespect.
Um, I value the work that we've done, and I understand why it needs to remain top secret.
[DISTORTED KEENING.]
But I have a new partner now.
My son.
And I can't let anything come between us.
What are you saying, Henry? I'm saying that I don't need you anymore.
If that's the case, I don't need you anymore either.
[PAINED GROANS.]
No! You have to let me out of here.
- [FORCE FIELD THRUMMING.]
- You gotta let me out of here! Gary! Anybody! - [WHOOSHING.]
- No, no, no! [GARBLED SCREAMING.]
[SCREAMS.]
No, no! Someone help me! [INTENSE ELECTRICAL BUZZING.]
[SCREAMING.]
[GASPS, PANTING.]
[GRUNTS.]
[DRAMATIC MUSIC.]
No.
No, no, no, no.
- No, no, no, no.
- Dad? Nate.
- What did you do? - [MUMBLES.]
What did you do? Nate.
Listen, listen to me.
- Right there! - [DEVICES CHARGE.]
[WEAPONS CHARGE.]
I'm sorry.
- [WHOOSHING.]
- [ALL SHOUT.]
[SOMBER MUSIC.]
[SIGHS.]
Go! You've had Mona in custody this whole time? You have the Kaupe too? Sara, you need to bring in that fugitive - before someone gets hurt.
- [GUNSHOT.]
Step away from the creature, miss.
- You murdered him.
- [GROWLING.]
Today I asked you for one thing.
- Ava, don't do this.
- Just go.
So I'll head to The Bureau and do some digging? Hank is torturing prisoners off site.
Keep digging.
I want to know everything.
What do you mean you couldn't capture the asset? Blame it on your son's time-traveling pals, sir.
[TV STATIC CLICKS.]
Let me just say this, and I want to say this for the television news.
The people have a right to know whether or not their president is a crook.
- Well, I am a crook.
- [CROWD GASPS.]
Oh, actually felt good to get that off my chest.
What other secrets have I been holding back? Ah, yes, despite the constant reassurances of my wife, I know that I'm certainly only an adequate lover.
- Mr.
President! - [CROWD CLAMORS.]
The President won't be taking any more questions at this time.
That is more about Tricky Dick than I ever needed to know And it's more than the public needed to know.
In the days following the news conference, Nixon found himself unable to tell a lie resulting in global chaos.
Nixon's blathering fouled up ongoing peace talks and trade agreements.
Without the release of "All the President's Men," Robert Redford's career floundered.
What? No Redford? No Sundance, no indie film, no artful nudity.
We have to fix this! The only thing nastier than a politician lying is when he says how he really feels.
Now, there's no way he'd tell the truth without a magical assist.
I hope the Watergate has vacancies, because we need to make sure that Nixon still cheats the press.
Uh, Captain's orders and all, but do you think it's really the best time to be back on mission? Yeah, I mean, it might do well to take a beat.
I appreciate your concern, but I'll be fine.
Just because Ava and I had a disagreement doesn't mean that I can't do my job.
I was actually talking about the fact that we're on the outs with the Time Bureau.
Yeah, and I was talking about Mona.
I mean, Hank's gonna be after us since her boyfriend offed that agent and, well, we can't just stash her here forever.
Right, well, it has been eventful but things are gonna blow over with The Bureau.
We'll find a safe place for Mona.
And in the meantime, I feel like we should be doing what we do best.
- Am I right? - Right.
Save Redford and independent film.
That's the spirit.
- Done it for worse reasons.
- Why not? Director Sharpe.
You look terrible.
What happened? Joke acknowledged, Nathaniel, but tighten up.
Director Sharpe is taking a leave of absence to get her priorities straight.
I'll be acting as Director of the Bureau.
Wait, so, um, you're gonna be in charge from now on? That's - Great.
- It's great.
Looking forward to working with you, Director Heywood.
Glad to have you on board, Agent Tomaz.
Though my first job is a sensitive one.
I need to catch the Legends.
This is the last time they will thumb their nose at authority and get away with it.
I know they're your friends, so, if you want to sit this one out No, no, Dad.
You know what? - We have your back.
- Agreed.
I stand by the Time Bureau and by my man.
- Thank you, babe.
- Glad to hear it.
We'll pinpoint the location of the Waverider and pay it a visit.
We'll meet in the situation room, 0900.
Yes, sir.
Copy that.
We need to expose what Hank's up to before he drops a hammer on the Legends.
Did did you just call me "babe"? Well, yeah, I was riffing.
I was trying to keep this thing afloat.
[CLEARS THROAT.]
Anyways, now that we are stuck with Hank, we can't go through his phone ourselves.
With Ava gone, there's no one here left to trust.
Well, there's one person we can trust.
[LIGHT MUSIC.]
Gary, we need to talk.
Is this about what happened between Sara and Ava? Wait, you're working at The Bureau? Yes, and I need you to do something for me.
And you're my boss, which is great, you know, I'm happy for you.
No one deserves it more.
Damn it, Gary.
Focus.
Hank is causing total chaos here.
Did you notice him using Director Sharpe's mug, too? You know, I was gonna say something.
It goes much deeper than that.
Mona was right.
Hank is running some secret project.
And now that he's in charge of The Bureau, he's trying to shut down the Legends.
Nate and I cloned his phone.
We're gonna keep him busy.
You need to go through his activity, find out what he's been up to, so we can end his time at The Bureau.
Use this to stay in touch without being monitored, okay? I've always wanted to untangle a conspiracy.
I'll need a bulletin board, index cards.
I already have yarn.
I've been getting into crochet.
- Yeah, me too.
- We should start a club.
We'll talk.
Okay.
[SHIP THRUMMING.]
Konane, no! - [GROWLING.]
- [SLASH.]
[EERIE MUSIC.]
[FINGERS STRETCHING.]
[BONES CRACKLING.]
[GROWLING.]
Grr.
- Kid.
- [STARTLES.]
You okay in there? [DOOR HISSES.]
Sorry, I, uh, never used a future tech toilet before.
- So many buttons.
- Mm.
Give it time.
You'll learn to live with it.
Oh, uh, don't touch the red button.
[FOOTSTEPS APPROACH.]
Oh, uh, Captain, I wanted to talk to you.
Good.
I need to talk to you, too.
So as far as The Bureau's concerned, you're a fugitive.
I need you to stay on the ship and not draw any attention.
It's not just that.
Um, when we were in Mexico No, when we were in Mexico, a man got murdered by Konane because you said we could trust him.
No, Konane didn't He didn't mean to.
Look, Mona, whatever it is, it's in the past.
Now it's on to the next problem.
That's how this works.
Mick, Nixon's supposed to give his "I'm not a crook" speech tomorrow.
We need him back to his lying self by then.
You and John stay on the ship, look after Mona, make sure she doesn't get into any trouble.
Make sure she doesn't touch that red button.
[DRAMATIC MUSIC.]
I'm telling you, I'm not crazy.
In fact, I've never felt better in my life.
That's the truth.
Here that? The truth.
Something is very wrong with the President.
And he's supposed to be at Disney's contemporary hotel to address the entire American press corps tomorrow.
We'll, uh, we'll take care of it.
- I'll update the VP.
- All right, sir.
We'll, uh, start off with a little sedative.
- [DEVICE HISSES.]
- [GRUNTS.]
Ugh.
Don't know why you lot are relying on my powers.
They're still all mucked up.
Look, it'll be fine.
We'll get him to the ship, fix what's wrong, and we'll be right back.
Now, let's see your Nixon impression.
[SIGHS.]
[FLESH SQUELCHING.]
[SOFT WHOOSH.]
[EXHALES.]
- [CHUCKLES.]
- Nice.
["HAIL TO THE CHIEF".]
- [DEVICE BEEPS.]
- We got the cargo.
We're on our way.
Well, let's figure out what loosed his tongue and get the hell out of here, shall we? [ELECTRICAL WHOOSHING.]
[DRAMATIC MUSIC.]
Listen, you guys can't be here.
- The Bureau's onto you.
- Ah, good.
- Time for a pig roast.
- No one's roasting anyone.
And it's not just The Bureau.
It's my dad and he's got backup.
- Go.
- No, not again.
Guys, we're working on stopping Hank for good.
In the meantime, you need to find the team and stay ahead of him.
On it.
[HECTIC FUNK MUSIC.]
[ELECTRICAL WHOOSHING.]
What's going on? Nate's old man commandeered the ship.
There they are! All units, converge on my position.
Okay, take the stairs.
Get Nixon.
Ignis-sa.
[METAL SIZZLES.]
- [FLESH SIZZLES.]
- Ow! We have eyes on the Legends and they have the President! They've gone too far, again! Siri what, uh, Alexa Gideon! Fire up the engine.
[ENGINE SPUTTERS, POWERS DOWN.]
Legends must have bricked the ship.
Oh, they think of everything.
[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC.]
Nicely done.
I want our men watching every time jump, listening to every comm.
How are we going to make distance with five of us and a kidnapped Nixon? There.
There's our getaway.
That's a bit on the nose, no? We left subtlety back in Mexico.
Gotta go.
[THE EDGAR WINTER GROUP'S "FREE RIDE".]
Come on and take a free ride The Legends are in the wind, Director.
- Damn it! - They must have stolen a vehicle and hit the road.
You know what? I've never needed a Waverider before and I don't need one now.
You give me a dragnet.
I want agents at every rest stop, diner, store along the highway.
Move.
And you, set up a police scanner.
If the Legends so much as forget to signal, we'll hear about it.
They'll slip up eventually.
That's probably accurate.
[GROWLS.]
Okay.
Captain, you should know that me and tight spaces might not mix.
Do you think any of us want to be stuck in the RV? Punch buggy.
No punch backs.
[SIGHS.]
Mona, the team's back is up against the wall.
And right now, you are a part of this team.
And if you want it to stay that way, then you need to help, not create more problems.
- Okay.
- Great.
- [RADIO STATIC CLICKS.]
- Bob is struck with appendicitis on an all-new "The Waltons.
" For all you lonely hearts on the road today - here's a tune just for you.
- [SOULFUL MUSIC PLAYS.]
You know, I've never been in a car that's a room before.
[SIGHS.]
[SNORES.]
Patricia.
No, I'm not Patricia, Dick.
Ooh.
Camera.
[LAUGHS.]
Not to bother you, but we've lost the ship, drugged the President, and I'm stuck in the back with her.
- Now what are we gonna do? - We are going to Disney World.
Yawn.
Haven't we been tortured enough? I mean, we are going to fix Nixon in time to get him to Florida to lie his ass off.
We are not gonna let anything stop us from what we set out to do.
Mick, watch our tail.
John, see if you can figure out what's wrong with Nixon.
And Mona, find us something to wear.
Charlie [TOGETHER.]
We forgot Charlie! Oh, "We'll be right back," they said.
Yeah, bloody right.
- [KNOCKING ON DOOR.]
- Mr.
President? - Oh, no, no, no.
Okay.
- Mr.
President? Uh, quick, quick, quick, Charlie.
Mr.
President, are you okay in there? [SOFT WHOOSH.]
[KNOCKING.]
Just checking in, Mr.
President.
You check in again, you'll be lucky to be guarding a shopping mall.
[DOOR SLAMS.]
[GENTLE FOLK MUSIC.]
Um, okay, make your next left.
Okay.
No, your next right.
- [SNIFFS.]
- Hey, guys? Looks like Nixon over there is finally winning The War on Drugs.
[GROANING.]
[STARTLES.]
Good God, I've been kidnapped by hippies.
What is it you want? Money? Power? I'll do anything.
Look, we're We're here to help you.
Let's talk about money.
You know, right now we're your best shot at getting back to your right self.
Oh, let's have a look.
Now, I have my suspicions as to what's got at ya.
Yep, okay.
[INHALES DEEPLY.]
[BROODING WHOOSH.]
Vi veri universum vivus vici.
What the hell are you babbling about? - [CHANTS SOFTLY.]
- [GAGGING.]
[INSECT CHITTERING.]
- [SPITS.]
- Oh! - It's a roach.
- I've been bugged.
This is an agent of Ma'at, the Goddess of truth in the Egyptian pantheon.
You see, the creature, it feeds off lies.
And whoever it eats at has nothing but truth left to tell.
No wonder it found its way to Nixon.
You must have been a feast.
No, no, no oh.
- [DEVICE HISSES.]
- Sorry.
Put him in the closet.
Ugh.
- Come on, Dicky.
- Yeah.
[STRUGGLING.]
Let's put Dick in a box.
[SIGHS.]
Okay.
Um, Captain? Can we talk? A lot's been going on and And a truth roach, well, that's gonna be a wrinkle.
Look, Mona, I have a really big responsibility for you.
- I need you to watch the roach.
- Me? But, um Your job was to take care of creatures, right? Who better than you? [SHUDDERS.]
[INSECT CHITTERING.]
Hey, little guy.
Bet you're hungry.
[PENSIVE MUSIC.]
Hank Heywood.
Renewed his Bestflix subscription December 16th Hank Heywood November 27th Hank Heywood [OVERLAPPING INTERNAL DIALOGUE.]
So that means Oh, my God, how did this happen? I am way out of my league.
What is it, Jerry? - No, it's it's Gary.
- Hm.
I notice you're reading "Body of Proof" by Rebecca Silver.
- Is that a conspiracy thriller? - Book club's at capacity.
Uh, no, no, that's not it.
It's, um I need your help uncovering a conspiracy.
Why would I help you? Because you might be in trouble.
Hank has his agents taking fugitives out of their cells at night, and I don't want you to be next.
So I thought if I release you for the night, maybe you could help me? Hey, you okay? It's not easy being trapped somewhere where no one will listen to you, huh? Hey, can you hear me? [GASPS.]
You probably need air.
- [GRUNTS.]
- [JAR CLATTERS.]
Oh.
Oh, no, no, no, no.
What's going on? Uh, oh, I just dropped it but it's okay.
- It got it [YELPS.]
- [VAN RUMBLES.]
What what's wrong with the brakes? [TIRES SCREECHING.]
[DRAMATIC MUSIC.]
Can't slow down! Can't slow down! [HORN HONKING.]
Move your get Your foot, Ray.
- [GRUNTS.]
- Got it.
[POLICE SIRENS WAILING.]
Who called the cops? Cops? [LIVELY BLUEGRASS MUSIC.]
I've never been pulled over before.
- What do I do? - You just pull over.
Okay.
[CLEARS THROAT.]
Just be cool.
You got this.
[SUSPENSEFUL BLUEGRASS MUSIC.]
[GRUNTS.]
Good afternoon Good afternoon, officer.
By the looks of your driving, you're having a fine afternoon.
Ah.
What is it? Drinking? Drugs? No, sir, no, sir, no, sir, we're just, uh just driving and having a little steering wheel problems.
Tell me some more about this steering wheel trouble.
Oh, well, it's a real doozy.
So I'm here with my family and we're on our way to North Carolina to see the largest chest of drawers.
- Ray.
- Uh, uh, so the steering wheel was a little loose and so I turned to my wife, - Claire, and, uh, I said - [JAR THUMPS.]
[INSECT CHITTERING HALTS.]
[GULPS.]
My friends and I here are time travelers.
We've kidnapped Nixon, and we're headed to Disney World.
Like I thought.
You're high as a Good Year blimp.
I'm calling this in.
[LAUGHING.]
Get this out of me.
[SIGHS.]
Vi veri universum vivus vici.
- [GAGS.]
- Ugh.
How'd it even Mona! - [STATIC CLICKS.]
- I'm at exit 244.
I've got an RV full of hopheads who claim they're from the future.
See? [CHUCKLES.]
Come on, son.
Let's go grab our guys the old-fashioned way.
- Mm-hmm.
- Wait, I I tuned this to a frequency Hank can't read.
And I think I know a way to contact the team.
It's a little old-school but it should work.
I'll be in touch.
[SIGHS.]
I can't have a ticket on my record.
I can't have a ticket on my record! Yeah, well, nabbing Nixon's gonna give you more than a bloody ticket, mate.
Gun it! I'm bored.
He's right.
Gun it.
But then we'll become fugitives.
We're already fugitives! - Go! - [TIRES SCREECHING.]
Hey! Get you come back here! - [EXHALES.]
- [ELECTRICAL WHOOSHING.]
Officer, we heard your report from up high.
Where are the offenders? Uh, I was fixing to call it in.
You let them get away? You're gonna have to find another way home because that's my car now.
[DRAMATIC WESTERN MUSIC.]
There's a new sheriff in town.
Let's ride.
- [LAUGHING.]
- Nice moves, Palmer.
- [SIREN WAILING.]
- They're gaining.
Yeah, and I don't think that's the cops on us, mate.
[WESTERN MUSIC.]
Whoa, hey! This car has no airbags or traction control.
[LAUGHS.]
Exactly.
Nothing but pure V8 power.
- [ENGINE REVVING.]
- Whoa, okay.
We gotta lose Hank.
You got something for this, John? I might, but I'll need you to get us off the road quick, squire.
[INHALES DEEPLY.]
Absconditus Domus.
[CHANT ECHOING.]
[TIRES SCREECHING.]
[SHIMMERING WHOOSH.]
Where the hell did they go? - Nothing to see here.
- [RADIO STATIC WARBLES.]
What was with the radio? The heat's heavy on the highway tonight and that's no weather report.
Lucky for you, you're not alone, because you got DJ Z to guide you past those bad vibes.
DJ Z? That sounds like Zari.
Right now, the beat on the street is to lay low.
But while you park it, here's a hit to keep you safe.
All right, you heard her.
We should keep a low profile.
If we leave by night, we should be able to make it.
In the meantime, no drawing attention and no altering the timeline.
Well, we best keep that bug bottled then, aye? The only way to keep it contained is for everyone to stay completely honest.
[SHUDDERS.]
What the hell is going on here? [DART WHIZZES.]
- [SIGHS.]
- Checkers.
[UPBEAT MUSIC ON RADIO.]
Maybe it's best if we all just don't talk.
[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC.]
Now we just enter a command line to a mirror site and we can get into his email.
This email is linked to a private server.
Must be where he's got his dirt.
- [BEEP.]
- We need a password.
Uh, or, we can reset it.
I forget my passwords all the time.
Those memory flashers have a lot of side effects.
Password reset question.
Uh, we'll need some personal info from Hank.
[DEVICE CHIMING.]
What's the word? Uh, sorry Gary.
- What's the word? - I need some scoop on Hank.
Stand by, Gary.
[SIGHS.]
Hey, Nate, we need to know the name of your dad's childhood pet.
And whatever you do, keep your dad off the FM.
- [DEVICE CHIMES.]
- I'm on it, Z.
[GRUNTS.]
Huh.
That's a pretty cool trick.
You, uh, drink a lot of Cokes when you were a kid? Yeah.
My mom used to give me a quarter for the corner store, let me pick out whatever I wanted.
With her raising me on her own, a quarter was more than I even knew.
You don't really talk about your childhood much.
Like, I'm not sure I know where you were born.
Hackensack, in New Jersey.
Like the Billy Joel song.
We should turn on the radio.
1973, great year for music.
Actually, why don't we Why don't we talk? You know, get to know each other.
[LAUGHS.]
You're right, Nathaniel.
You could call me Nate.
Did you have a dog? [SOFT CHUCKLE.]
A lab.
Yeah, named him Silver.
- After the - Lone Ranger's horse.
Yes.
Yes, yes, yes.
You used to show me old episodes.
Well, at least I taught you something.
Huh? [GLASSES CLINK.]
[TENDER MUSIC.]
You know, my mom used to take me on road trips, stop for ice cream.
Without Dad around, she really had to play both roles.
She didn't know how to be a father, but she did her best.
Guess I could say the same for myself.
[CLEARS THROAT.]
Um.
It's nice we get to make up for some lost time, hmm? But, uh, we should get back to the ship, see if Zari's back online.
Actually, um, why don't we forget the Legends for a minute and go get some ice cream? Fine idea, Nathaniel.
- Nate.
- [ENGINE TURNS OVER.]
Hey, Gary? The answer is Silver.
[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC.]
Silver.
I'm in! Hackers do say that in real life.
What is this? Property deed in Hank's name from 1912? What's this shipment for dwarf star alloy from 1837? He's using time travel for personal gain? That is against Bureau creed.
- I have a copy in my wallet.
- [DOOR OPENS.]
Shh-shh.
Someone's coming.
[EERIE HISSING AND WHISPERING.]
[OMINOUS MUSIC.]
[DEEP SONIC WHOOSHING.]
[DISTORTED RINGING.]
[FOOTSTEPS DEPART.]
- [EXHALES.]
- Who was that? Are you okay? You have to take this to Zari and stop digging.
I'll go back to my cell.
And, Gary, be careful.
[HORN HONKS.]
[PAYPHONE RINGING.]
[INDISTINCT CHATTER.]
I got an alert that someone recovered your password from the Time Bureau and they're accessing your accounts.
But who would How would they even Thanks.
[TENSE MUSIC.]
It won't happen again.
[HALL & OATES'S "SHE'S GONE" PLAYING OVER RADIO.]
You know, I was just thinking that even though we've had some setbacks, that this road trip has really been a great bonding experience.
I think you're an idiot.
[INSECT HISSES.]
Well, look, we've dealt with a lot lately, and I think this is a very needed chance for us to sit and really talk about how we feel.
Well, I'm glad you're happy.
No, wait, I mean - [GASPS.]
- [GULPS.]
I don't give a damn if you're happy.
And I certainly don't trust you lot in helping me face Neron no matter how many "go team" pep talks you give.
Well, you can't keep me down! - [GAGS.]
- [GULPS.]
Actually, ever since I met you, I sometimes lie awake at night staring into the dark thinking I am it, and it is me.
Also, I don't think Han shot first.
- I'm gonna go sit up front.
- Also I used the strategy guide to beat the Water Temple in "Legend of Zelda.
" Also, I really like gluten.
Well, I think it's a cool look, but the whole loosened tie is a little try hard.
Yeah, well, you know, it's not like I went and loosened it myself.
- [GAGS.]
- [GULPS.]
Yeah, well, at least I don't go make up my own silly superhero names like "Atom" and "Heat Wave".
Like I care what you think.
- [GAGS.]
- [GULPS.]
I want to grow my hair out and look like Fabio.
Yeah, that I think that would be good.
- [GAGS.]
- [GULPS.]
So honestly, even as much as I trust Sara, this has been one disaster after another and I really think that this time we are totally screwed.
Captain, we're okay, right? I mean, we just have to focus on the mission.
Yeah, Mona.
We're gonna be fine.
[GASPS.]
[GAGS.]
[INSECT CHITTERING.]
Ah! Of course we're not fine, Mona.
Nothing is fine.
And I am definitely not fine.
Ava and I didn't just get into an argument.
She asked me to leave.
And she hasn't answered any of my calls since.
And she was my one chance, my one chance, Mona, at something real.
And now I don't have a ship.
I don't have a girlfriend.
And I am the Captain of an RV and it is all your fault! [SOMBER MUSIC.]
Well, I won't be your problem anymore.
[DOOR CREAKS OPEN.]
[SIGHS.]
Baby she's gone she's gone all right Mona! Mona, wait! Mona, come back! What went wrong Mona, come back! Look, I meant everything I said but if you stay here in 1973, you'll never survive! John, get this thing out of me.
Vi veri universum vivus vici.
[GAGS.]
Ugh.
All right.
You guys, get Nixon to Florida.
If you leave now, there'll be time to spare.
What about you? Mona's out there alone and we don't leave our people behind no matter how much they bug the crap out of us.
I'd say no pun intended, but that would be a lie.
[SIGHS.]
Hey, mate.
Hold that.
What? What, where are you going? Oh, I just need to stretch my legs, squire.
- [SIGHS.]
- [INSECT CHITTERS.]
[ENGINE REVVING.]
You all right, Dad? You didn't finish your ice cream.
Put on your seat belt.
What's the hurry? The Legends' RV was spotted just outside Richmond.
My men are setting up a blockade.
They won't get away this time.
That's great.
That's great! Whoo! You know, this is what I dreamed about when I joined The Bureau.
Stealing a cop car? You and me working together.
[TWANGY GUITAR MUSIC.]
Uh, yeah.
Oh.
Ooh, you know what? Ooh, dad, that ice cream is not agreeing with me.
Can you, uh [CLEARS THROAT.]
can you pull over? [EXHALES.]
[SOFT DRAMATIC MUSIC.]
Z? Z, can you hear me? Nate, is that you? Listen, I need you to warn the team.
Hank's got a blockade on the highway north of Richmond.
They got to find another route.
- You got it? - Roger.
Over and out.
There you go, hon.
[COUNTRY MUSIC OVER RADIO.]
[DOOR CHIMES.]
All right, what do you want? - Whatever's fast and cheap.
- No, no, please no.
Can I get six Daphne House burgers and a round of sodas? Coming up.
[TENSE MUSIC.]
Sara, hold up.
Hey! How do you even know where she went, aye? Bike treads went this way.
We passed a diner a while back.
- She's probably headed there.
- Hm.
Go ahead.
I know you've been dying to say I told you so, so just do it.
Uh, it's quite the opposite, actually.
It's I wanted to see how you're holding up.
[EXHALES.]
Honestly I'm freaking out.
With the Kaupe dead and Mona in the wind and then there's Ava and [SIGHS.]
What happened? I I went to go talk to her and And I thought everything was going to be fine 'cause it's always fine and it was bad, John.
Look, I just I don't know how to convince everybody that everything's okay when I'm not okay.
Well, you know, if we were in each other's shoes right now then you'd be giving me some rubbish speech about how you don't have to shoulder the burden myself when I have friends around me to help me carry it.
Not that I believe you for a second, but that doesn't mean it's not true.
Thanks, even if you're just lying to make me feel better.
Oh, I definitely am.
Hope it worked, though.
[GENTLE MUSIC.]
[ENGINE PURRING.]
You all right there? Uh, yeah.
I'm I'm great.
- Let's grab some tunes.
- Oh, no, no.
- Hey.
- [RADIO CLICKS.]
- [STATIC WARBLES.]
- I just got a white hot tip.
The voice sounds familiar.
I don't recognize her or him.
I I don't hear gender.
There's a smoky checkpoint outside Richmond.
If you want to make it to your final destination, do yourself a favor and take route 301 all the way home, bandit.
Sounds like we're taking a detour.
[LIVELY BLUEGRASS MUSIC.]
- Dad, dad, dad, dad! - [SIREN WAILING.]
Are you insane? You could have got us killed! Ha! You're still here, ain't you? Yeah, but we're going the wrong way.
Nope, we're right on target.
All units, Legends are headed down route 301.
Reroute all units to converge on their location now.
Come on, I'm not gonna miss a chance to get back at the Legends for Mexico.
They're gonna get what they deserve for trying to protect that wolf bastard.
- His name was Konane.
- What? [DRAMATIC MUSIC.]
Wait, I remember you.
You're the one Director Heywood fired.
You're the reason that mutt got out of the containment facility in the first place.
I said, his name was [DISTORTED.]
Konane.
[GROWLING.]
[PEOPLE SCREAMING.]
[BONES CRACKLING.]
[ROARING.]
[SOFT DRAMATIC MUSIC.]
There's Mona's bike.
Where is she? Where is everybody? Yeah, I know this kind of quiet and it never means anything good.
- [GLASS SHATTERS.]
- [SCREAMS.]
- Everybody out! - [PEOPLE SCREAMING.]
[DRAMATIC MUSIC.]
[ROARING.]
- Mona.
- I'll do it.
I'll shoot! The Kaupe must have scratched her.
Oh, she tried to tell me, and I didn't listen.
[GROWLING.]
Mona, put him down! Come on, love, this isn't you.
[ROARING.]
[ROARS.]
- [GUN COCKS.]
- Stop the RV! Step out of the vehicle! What are we gonna do? We can't drive through them.
- Kill 'em.
Kill 'em all.
- What? No.
- Yes.
- No! - Yes! - No.
- Yes.
- N - [SIREN WAILS.]
- Oh, Nate's here.
I'm sure we can talk this all out.
[GRUNTS.]
Do you want to do the honors, Son? Damn right, Dad.
All right! [WHISPERING.]
Don't worry, buddy.
I'll get you out of this.
[HANDCUFFS CLICK.]
Mr.
Heywood, if we could just talk about this, I'm sure we can explain and show you how this is just one big misunderstanding.
How's that for a misunderstanding, you pig? By the power vested to me by the United States government, I hereby arrest both of you on five charges of treason, two of conspiracy - [DOOR CREAKS OPEN.]
- Uh, sir? Mr.
President? Are you all right? No! These two men and their co-conspirators kidnapped me.
They've besmirched my good name and I've done nothing to deserve it.
- [GLASS JAR SHATTERING.]
- Uh-oh.
[INSECT CHITTERING.]
[GULPS.]
Well, actually, there is nothing good about my name.
If you were born with the name Dick Millhouse, you'd grow up to be a bastard, too.
- Ha-ha.
- What the hell? - [ROARING.]
- Listen to me, Mona.
No one else needs to get hurt.
Funis Captis.
[SHIMMERING.]
I am sorry about that, love.
- Bloody hell.
- [BLOW LANDS.]
Mona, can you hear me? [GRUNTING.]
Come on, I know you're in there.
It's me.
It's Sara.
I told you, Sara, I remember everything.
You pretended to be a friend! [WHEEZING.]
- I looked up to you! - Mona.
[STRUGGLING.]
It was all lies.
Mr.
President, what is going on? I don't know, but I'm supposed to be in Florida, lying to the press.
He ingested a truth bug.
See, these blunders are the exact reason why we should lock up the Legends.
[GAGS.]
Oh! - [DRY HEAVING.]
- Nathaniel, are you all right? No, I'm not.
I've been keeping secrets from you.
You think I don't know that? But it's more than your secret Pentagon side project.
It's always been like this, Dad.
The the lying and the hiding of the feelings.
Now that I'm getting to be honest, I just want to tell you that I love you, but you just make it so damn hard.
Look, son, you don't understand.
And I like working with you at the Time Bureau side by side.
I've never felt closer to you.
But now I'm having, like, a hard time even looking in your face.
Just tell me why.
Why are you doing all this? Why are you pretending that we are on the same side? I can't.
But everything I've done has been for you.
And the fact that it's hurting you, Nate, it's killing me.
But I want to make this right.
Okay.
You let the Legends walk.
That, or you lock me up, too.
Because if you don't trust them, then you and I are not on the same side.
[SOFT DRAMATIC MUSIC.]
Stand down.
The Legends are free to go.
- From now on, we work together.
- [HANDCUFFS UNCLICK.]
No more lies.
[ROARING.]
Watch yourself, love.
She's not in her right mind.
Oh, that's the problem.
She is.
Mona, look, please stop.
I should have never blamed you for everything.
Look, Ava, the ship, Konane, none of it was your fault.
And I am so sorry that I told you to ignore your feelings.
It was because I thought Look, I thought that if I could forget the way that I was feeling, then maybe it wouldn't hurt so bad.
[SOMBER MUSIC.]
Look, Mona.
I was wrong.
I was so wrong.
And you don't have to bury your feelings.
You can let them out.
[SOFT CRYING.]
[BONES CRACKLING.]
And if you ever need a shoulder to lean on, I will be there.
You promise? I promise.
[SOFT CRYING.]
[INDISTINCT RADIO CHATTER.]
[SOFT MUSIC.]
[INDISTINCT CHATTER.]
- Are you guys okay? - Yes, no, I don't know.
First time in my adult life I told my dad I love him.
Years of therapy couldn't even get me to do that.
Hey, speaking of, I love you so big.
I love you so big.
- I love you so big.
- Aww.
Look, I don't always agree with you, but, uh, if Nathaniel trusts you, then so do I.
You're free to fly if you can get that ship of yours working.
- [SHIP RUMBLING.]
- Someone ask for lift? Ship was never broken was it? Nope, it was Zari the whole time.
- Is she even your girlfriend? - Nope, but I'm open to it.
[LAUGHING.]
Fat chance.
Come on your poor bastard.
Let's delouse you and get that truth bug contained for good, yeah? And Nixon here has an important speech to deliver.
Let's get you back to Orlando.
You know, the truth really does set you free.
After spending a few days with all of you, I know that I can be a better leader, and even more so, a better man.
Ah.
History needs you crooked, Dick.
[DEVICE WHOOSHES.]
[DRAMATIC MUSIC.]
Who are you? I really think I'm gonna miss this thing.
Yeah, if I had to be stuck on a road trip at least it was with you guys.
You know, maybe that's what family is.
The people you don't mind being annoyed by.
[CHUCKLES.]
So you don't mind being annoyed by me? Are you saying I can stay? We could always use another shoulder to lean on.
Besides, you're not the first magical creature that we've taken in.
- [LAUGHS.]
- [GASPS.]
[TOGETHER.]
We forgot Charlie! [SHIP THRUMMING.]
Uh, Nate, hold up.
Gary surprisingly got to the bottom of things.
It's not good.
Your dad's embezzling funds for some black site operation in Baltimore.
But he's not just taking the fugitives; he's testing on them.
- But why? - I don't know.
But I've seen this before with A.
R.
G.
U.
S.
This is what they were doing to metas to turn them into super soldiers.
[WINCES.]
You okay? Yeah.
Now I know who my father really is.
Hank says he's doing this for me, but I want nothing to do with it or him.
Hey, I I'm sorry.
[SOMBER MUSIC.]
Um, yeah.
- [DEVICE CLICKS.]
- [ELECTRICAL WHOOSHING.]
You called.
A little late for a meeting.
This better be good.
[EERIE MUSIC.]
When you came to me, uh, I agreed to this plan, because I saw the potential in your vision and I still do.
Don't tell me you're having second thoughts.
[MUSIC BUILDS.]
[DEEP SONIC WHOOSHING.]
[GRUNTS.]
I mean no disrespect.
Um, I value the work that we've done, and I understand why it needs to remain top secret.
[DISTORTED KEENING.]
But I have a new partner now.
My son.
And I can't let anything come between us.
What are you saying, Henry? I'm saying that I don't need you anymore.
If that's the case, I don't need you anymore either.
[PAINED GROANS.]
No! You have to let me out of here.
- [FORCE FIELD THRUMMING.]
- You gotta let me out of here! Gary! Anybody! - [WHOOSHING.]
- No, no, no! [GARBLED SCREAMING.]
[SCREAMS.]
No, no! Someone help me! [INTENSE ELECTRICAL BUZZING.]
[SCREAMING.]
[GASPS, PANTING.]
[GRUNTS.]
[DRAMATIC MUSIC.]
No.
No, no, no, no.
- No, no, no, no.
- Dad? Nate.
- What did you do? - [MUMBLES.]
What did you do? Nate.
Listen, listen to me.
- Right there! - [DEVICES CHARGE.]
[WEAPONS CHARGE.]
I'm sorry.
- [WHOOSHING.]
- [ALL SHOUT.]
[SOMBER MUSIC.]
[SIGHS.]