Descendants: Wicked World (2015) s01e20 Episode Script

Normally I prefer more of a cramped lampshade environment - But this place is also a fave.
- Thanks.
Wicked dress! You're gonna look so great tonight.
Oh, so are you.
I'm sure your dress will be amazing.
- This is my dress.
- I know! And I love it! Nice one.
She totally didn't get that you don't love it.
Has anyone ever told you that you're a really bad whisperer? No, they totally haven't.
Guys, guys! Emergency! - Is someone hurt? - No.
- Ooh, is someone really hurt? - No! Oh, my web series broke 1 million subscribers? How would that be an emergency? - Oh, is there an emergency? - Somebody stole my dress! It's okay.
Everyone just calm down.
This is why I always bring a back-up gown.
And back-up accessories.
Hmm, do you have anything a little less puncture-prone? And back-up de-accessories! You know, for a VK look, it's actually pretty cute.
I'm sold! Ta-da! Wow, how did you change so fast? Seriously, one second you're wearing one dress and then you're wearing the other.
It was like out of a cartoon.
My mum was raised by fairies.
Quick outfit change is a family skill.
When I was a baby, I could change my own diaper in two seconds flat! Thank you for that visual.
Thank you, Evie.
You're a life-saver.
Oh, I've been called worse.
- Oh, that's so sweet.
- That's so sweet.
This deserves a celebration.
Tea me.
Oh, my dress! Don't look at me! I'm not the one that always makes a mess of everything.
You, you did this! What? No, of course, not! Why would I do that? I-I love your dress! That's why you destroyed it.
You're jealous! You VKs can't stand it if someone looks better than you! - She has a point.
- No, she doesn't.
Allie, I swear I didn't do this.
But I promise I can fix it.
I think.
Dress, dress, away from this mess, rid this gown of its distress! Okay, don't freak out! Yet.
Dress, dress, I must express, make this gown a bit to impress! Wait! I actually really like it.
You do? You're just saying that.
No, I mean it.
It's really alternative.
Alternative to what? She means it's very fashion-forward.
If I didn't think I was already wearing the best dress, I'd be super-jelie.
But I do, so I'm not.
You know what? I think it's cool too.
Really? Even the Queen of Hearts herself would be jealous of that number.
I would totally feature that on my web show.
VK gone viral.
It is kind of funky.
Oh, yeah.
Funky! That's what I was going for, you know, 'cause that's why they call me the funk master! The funk-munko, funky town.
- Quit while you're ahead.
- Good call.
Well, I guess the roses aren't the only thing being painted red! I'll take it.
"VKs gone viral"? Isn't it interesting that we both ended up with a little villain edge for a party look? Maybe a little too interesting.
Don't worry, guys.
I am sure that Jay and Carlos will be here any minute.
You said that 15 minutes ago.
I'm sure they're just around the corner.
I just hope that corner isn't on the other side of Auradon.
How big is this carpet they're picking us up in? I don't do crowded.
Oh, it's a mid-size, so we'll be fine.
But from what I heard about Jay, I'm sure it's stolen.
Jay doesn't steal much.
We're going to be riding in a stolen carpet? All right! This party just got interesting.
What's the wind situation like on this carpet? Should I be worried about my hair? No, because I packed hair helmets for everyone.
I designed them myself! I take back everything bad I ever said about you.
- What did you say about me? - Nothing! Bravo, ladies! Superbly sweet moment.
But since Carlos and Jay are a no-show, we need to figure out how to get to the party straight away.
- Do you have a spare magic carpet? - Oh, because I'm a genie who lives in a lamp, I automatically fly around on an old rug? She didn't pass her carpet driver's test.
I'm taking it again next week.
13th time's the charm.
Jane, you're all magical now.
Can't you whip us up a ride? - Hey, I can help.
- No offense, Mal, but the VKs are clearly not coming through today.
- Sorry.
- That's all right.
Normally, I would let you help out, but whenever you get involved it leads to disaster.
No offense.
Okay? It's because you destroy everything you touch.
No offense.
So, do you know what "no offense" means? - 'Cause I'm starting to take some.
- Please don't take it that way.
It's only I don't trust you, no off Sorry.
Jane, what do you say? Can you bibbidi bobbidi us up some transpo? - Oh, I-I don't know if I can do - No presh, but if I don't get to the party soon, I am going to die.
What about Lonnie? Can't she pick us up? She went early to set up the DJ equipment, but I'm sure I can try something magical.
Jane, let's see what you've got.
Uh, well, I'm really very new to this whole magic thing.
Uh Bibbidi bobbidi! - Whoa.
- That's a vegetable.
- Well, it's a gourd.
- Gourd! Just - Does it fly? - That won't do.
I get car-sick on flying pumpkins.
It's not a flying pumpkin! Oh, so we're heading to the party in some sort of pumpkin boat.
- It's not a boat.
- A pumpkin took-took? - No! - Pumpkin trolley? - No! - Pumpkin roller skates, then.
I can't be seen in that.
Pumpkin clashes with my eyes.
Yeah.
I don't think that will help me get more viewers for my web show.
Guys! Let Jane do her thing.
- Go ahead, Jane.
- Thank you! Like Cindy's pumpkin carriage, a legend to us all an even sweeter ride shall take us to the Neon Lights Ball! - Sweet ride! - Wait, this veggie car is carb dried.
I'm not going to get nasty grease seeds on my dress, am I? Nope.
All clear.
And it's green.
Runs on vegetable oil! Great! We'll all show up to the party smelling like salad dressing.
Nice work, Jane.
You know I couldn't have done it better myself.
Oh, it's nothing.
Just bending the laws of the universe.
It's by my mother's forbiddance! I can't believe that Carlos and Jay flaked.
I know.
And we've been working so hard to get people on our side! If you, ladies, don't get in here, I'm gonna turn into a pumpkin.
That doesn't even make sense.
Your hair doesn't make sense! It's time for the crowning of the Neon Lights King and Queen! Ben and Evie! Oh, the jewels on the crown totally match my eyes! I look so good! I don't even need a filter! I know I'm new to the whole crown thing, but I don't think plastic jewels are supposed to poke you in the skull.
- Beauty is pain.
- And I'm gorgeous.
I know.
I really am.
And now, we invite our King and Queen to do a solo dance! Dance for me.
I've got a date with some bling.
Oh, crownie, I love you! Did my queen just dump me for fake jewelry? She sure did, but, hey! You gotta admit they do make a lovely couple.
They do, but I can't let "crownie" outdance me.
- Shall we? - We shall! It's tough.
Where is the music? Maybe it's a really slow slow dance? Excuse us.
Lonnie, what's going on? I don't know what happened.
Nothing's working.
Someone cut the equipment cord! Uh, we're having some technical difficulties.
Please hold.
- Someone cut the DJ cord! - What? - Who? - Uh, don't worry.
I'll sing for you.
No, really, I mean it.
No, no, no, guys, I insist.
I got this.
Seriously.
Go on.
Dance.
Why you're standing over there, acting like you just don't care? We can make our own kind of music.
We might come from different worlds, might not be your kind of girl, But I just wanna let go and lose it.
We are lost and [found.]
, So let's go turn the beat around And maybe find a brand new sound.
Let's turn it up right now.
Because the night is young And it's just begun.
[lyrics taken from wikia.]
Um, from what I see, it looks like Freddie's kinda saved the party.
I don't know why you, guys, are throwing your shade.
- Shade? - Throwing shade is like talking trash with your eyes, darling.
Like this.
I know what it means.
I just wanted to see if you did.
The night is young And I wish that it would never end.
Don't you think it's kinda strange that right after the DJ cord was cut, she jumped in, all ready to sing? Maybe she wanted to help? Or maybe she wanted the spotlight? I bet she cut the DJ cord.
You'd better stop trash talking before you cut a vocal cord.
Hey! Whose side are you on anyway? The side that writes songs that good.
I smell something viral.
Go on, girl! And go till the sun comes up.
The night is young.
Hit it, Lonnie.
You know I got it, I got it.
I'm your girl.
You're stepping on my toes, just like last time.
Sorry, not a lot of couples dancing on the Isle of the Lost.
Why don't I just step on yours and we'll call it even? Ow! I couldn't resist.
You just look so cute when you're in pain.
Jordan? Carlos? I'm Jay.
That's Jordan.
Oh, man.
Why do I always do that? Hallo! You've known me ever since stabbing me in jousting class when we were, like, 4.
And you still can't get my name right.
Come on.
How many boys do you know named "Jordan"? - Um, actually - Hi, guys.
Thanks for picking us up 3 hours ago.
- We didn't pick you up.
- I was being sarcastic.
I didn't even get that! Living in Auradon is really messing with me.
Yeah.
Where were you, guys? We got carpet jacked! - What? - That doesn't happen in Auradon! Apparently, it does.
We were really worried about you, guys.
I wasn't.
Sorry.
Do honest.
What happened? You look rough.
I mean, even more than you usually do.
I didn't have the chance to pick up my tux.
And it was awesome.
White with giant black Dalmatian spots.
I was gonna look dog-mazing.
- That is a tragedy.
- I know, right? Uh, I was talking about the tux.
She's kinda right.
Not having to see you in that tux is worth the carpet getting stolen.
- I know.
Good one.
- So who did it? I don't know! We were getting ready to head out and the rug was pulled from underneath our feet! Literally! Seemed fitting.
So, you never saw who did it.
Hey! Isn't that the mascot? Oh, good.
Jane found it.
- Found what? - Jane? - That's me.
- You're not in the mascot uniform! Uh, yeah.
'Cause this is a formal night.
And besides, how could I be in my mascot uniform? It was stolen, remember? But if you're not in it, then who is? Guys, it's okay! I'm sure there's an explanation for why - What? - Hey, let me go! Ben? Where did he go? Ben? Ben! Ben! We need search music.
Ben! Whoa.
Does the concept "divide & conquer" not exist here in Auradon? I don't understand.
How can he just disappear? - I don't know.
- Did you do this? - Seriously? - Why would you even ask that? Well, Ben did magically disappear and Mal does have magic, so - So what? - So you could have done this.
Why would I make my boyfriend disappear? Maybe it's part of your plot.
My plot? Oh, you know.
To take over Auradon and other evil things.
And why would I do that? Because you're VK.
I turned my mom into a gecko for you, people.
What else do I have to do to prove myself? Hi! Sorry to interrupt.
No, I'm not.
- CJ - Hey, Malsie.
Miss me? Oh, I was going to give up dramatic entrances.
So flashy.
But what can I say? I'm hooked.
I don't understand what's going on, but here's some pirate music.
Let me get this straight, you, guys, know each other? CJ's captain Hook's daughter.
Oh.
Well, that does explain the seaweed stench.
That's rotting culp(?).
Great! Another VK.
Okay, I'll stop.
Another VK in Auradon? Are you the pirate Do you have a hook? Wait a minute.
All of the bad things that have been happening around here.
It was all you? Oh, stop.
You'll make a girl blush.
Actually, I'm kind of offended that you didn't figure it out sooner.
Where is Ben, CJ? Wave hi, Benny! Ben! - Oh, my gosh! - So, Malsie, what's first: storm a castle, take prisoners, maniacally laugh in people's faces? Oh, we're going to free the hostages.
Interesting choice, but you and your mum have always thought outside the box.
CJ, why would you do this? Well, why wouldn't I? We're villain kids.
It's what we do.
You really should lock your stuff away.
Stealing that mascot uniform was like taking candy from a baby.
And, Mal, framing you with the bracelet was just icing on the old cake.
I tried ruining your party dresses, but it seems these 2 VKs have gone soft.
They just had to What is it you, Auradon kids, call it? Save the day.
Oh, and let's not forget the no-shows.
I gotta hand it to you, Miss Bibbidi-Bobbidi, over here.
A pumpkin car? Not my thing.
But you pulled it off.
Stealing the carpet from you two was probably the most fun I'd had yet! You stole the carpet? Nice! You know, maybe we can meet up after your hostile takeover.
You can give me some pointers.
Quiet.
I'm soliloquizing.
And then, the grandest of them all: cutting that DJ cord, so our little Freddie could have her moment in the spotlight.
It was the least I could do as a thank-you for sneaking me into Auradon.
- Freddie? - Surprise.
You've been hiding CJ this whole time? - I can explain! - So can I.
She was following orders.
Freddie is my second-in-command.
Uh, no.
We're partners.
Exactly.
I tell you what to do and you do it.
- Partners! - Excuse me? I spent my whole life livin' in my dad's shadow.
I'm not gonna live in yours too.
I get it.
My dad never let me steer the ship either.
But we don't have to be like our parents.
Exactly! We make our own choices.
We can veer starboard on a squall together! Uh, translation? Partners? For reals! What?! We're going to pillage and plunder together! Freddie, I thought we were friends.
We are friends.
Then why are you pillaging and plundering me? Okay, that just sounds weird.
Because her captain commands her to pillage and plunder.
Still sounds weird.
Can we go back to you commanding me? That's not very partnerly.
You're saying that like it's a bad thing.
Because it is.
- I know the AKs are lame - Excuse me?! but at least they don't go back on their word.
I'm disappointed in you, Freddie.
I thought you were badder than this.
Looks like I'll have to be partner-less in crime.
So long, squarest of them all! I'm sorry about that.
I guess for being kinda lame Auradon is kinda cool.
Do you forgive me? Are we still friends? If I didn't forgive every friend with a conniving stowaway, I wouldn't have any friends.
I don't think I'll ever understand you, people.
- Shouldn't we go after her? - I don't know.
Freddie, are there any other surprises we need to know about? Not for me.
Well, then.
Let's go after her tomorrow.
She may be a criminal, but the bigger crime is wasting this awesome neon lights party.
And I think we may know a little bit about crime.
Right, Evie? - Right.
- Let's have a wicked good time! Group selfie!