Dirty Jobs (2005) s01e27 Episode Script

Skull Cleaner

My name is Mike rowe, and this is my job.
I explore the country looking this is my job.
I explore the country looking for people who aren't afraid I explore the country looking for people who aren't afraid to get dirty.
For people who aren't afraid to get dirty.
Eat it! Eat it! To get dirty.
Eat it! Eat it! Eat it? Eat what? Eat it! Eat it! Eat it? Eat what? Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
Eat it? Eat what? Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
Hardworking men and women oh, no, no, no, no, no.
Hardworking men and women who earn an honest living hardworking men and women who earn an honest living Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow.
Who earn an honest living Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow.
Doing the kinds of jobs that ow, ow, ow, ow, ow.
Doing the kinds of jobs that make civilized life possible for doing the kinds of jobs that make civilized life possible for the rest of us.
Make civilized life possible for the rest of us.
Now, get ready to get dirty.
The rest of us.
Now, get ready to get dirty.
[ Retching .]
Now, get ready to get dirty.
[ Retching .]
Coming up on "dirty jobs" [ Retching .]
Coming up on "dirty jobs" Meet Eddie barbini and coming up on "dirty jobs" Meet Eddie barbini and Craig piligian, the executive meet Eddie barbini and Craig piligian, the executive producers of "dirty jobs," Craig piligian, the executive producers of "dirty jobs," otherwise known as my bosses.
Producers of "dirty jobs," otherwise known as my bosses.
It's a bad day to be an otherwise known as my bosses.
It's a bad day to be an executive producer.
It's a bad day to be an executive producer.
You'll normally find them executive producer.
You'll normally find them sitting at their desks.
You'll normally find them sitting at their desks.
My job's tougher than sitting at their desks.
My job's tougher than Mike rowe's.
My job's tougher than Mike rowe's.
But this time, they'll be Mike rowe's.
But this time, they'll be standing up.
But this time, they'll be standing up.
Push! Standing up.
Push! [ Grunting .]
Push! [ Grunting .]
I used to know how to do all [ grunting .]
I used to know how to do all this stuff.
I used to know how to do all this stuff.
Cleaning port-a-potties This stuff.
Cleaning port-a-potties This is a somewhat humbling cleaning port-a-potties This is a somewhat humbling experience.
This is a somewhat humbling experience.
Making custom wheels for experience.
Making custom wheels for cars.
making custom wheels for cars.
I sort of screwed this up.
Cars.
I sort of screwed this up.
And getting a taste of I sort of screwed this up.
And getting a taste of what I go through every day.
and getting a taste of what I go through every day.
[ Retching .]
What I go through every day.
[ Retching .]
And for me, finally -- a day [ retching .]
And for me, finally -- a day off.
And for me, finally -- a day off.
So I'm celebrating here -- at off.
So I'm celebrating here -- at the doctor's office, getting so I'm celebrating here -- at the doctor's office, getting my "dirty jobs" check-up.
The doctor's office, getting my "dirty jobs" check-up.
Oh, crap! My "dirty jobs" check-up.
Oh, crap! For everyone who's ever wanted oh, crap! For everyone who's ever wanted to tell their boss where to for everyone who's ever wanted to tell their boss where to go, this "dirty jobs" is for to tell their boss where to go, this "dirty jobs" is for you.
Go, this "dirty jobs" is for you.
What do you think about when you.
What do you think about when you do this? What do you think about when you do this? I don't.
-- Captions by vitac -- captions paid for by discovery communications Hello, and welcome to a very unusual episode of "dirty jobs.
" This is my day off, and I have unusual episode of "dirty jobs.
" This is my day off, and I have been ordered to spend it here this is my day off, and I have been ordered to spend it here at the doctor's office, getting been ordered to spend it here at the doctor's office, getting a last-minute complete and at the doctor's office, getting a last-minute complete and total physical.
A last-minute complete and total physical.
Jill broffman.
Total physical.
Jill broffman.
How are you, doctor? Jill broffman.
How are you, doctor? Hi, Mike.
How are you, doctor? Hi, Mike.
Good to see you again.
Hi, Mike.
Good to see you again.
Nice to see you.
Good to see you again.
Nice to see you.
Everything good? Nice to see you.
Everything good? Everything's great.
Everything good? Everything's great.
Where have you been? Everything's great.
Where have you been? Very bad places, doctor.
Where have you been? Very bad places, doctor.
[ Chuckles .]
Very bad places, doctor.
[ Chuckles .]
Very bad places.
[ Chuckles .]
Very bad places.
But I'm confident as ever, very bad places.
But I'm confident as ever, because as you can see, Jill is but I'm confident as ever, because as you can see, Jill is eminently qualified to pass because as you can see, Jill is eminently qualified to pass judgment on my physical eminently qualified to pass judgment on my physical carriage in any number of ways.
Judgment on my physical carriage in any number of ways.
Same drill as last time? Carriage in any number of ways.
Same drill as last time? Same drill.
Same drill as last time? Same drill.
Here's a robe.
Same drill.
Here's a robe.
You know what to do with this.
Here's a robe.
You know what to do with this.
Yes.
You know what to do with this.
Yes.
Shirt off, pants off.
Yes.
Shirt off, pants off.
In a perfect world, every shirt off, pants off.
In a perfect world, every boss would be forced, once a in a perfect world, every boss would be forced, once a year, to do the work of the boss would be forced, once a year, to do the work of the people he or she is normally year, to do the work of the people he or she is normally accustomed to bossing around.
People he or she is normally accustomed to bossing around.
So, tonight, I get to indulge accustomed to bossing around.
So, tonight, I get to indulge that fantasy.
So, tonight, I get to indulge that fantasy.
I have lots of bosses.
That fantasy.
I have lots of bosses.
One of them is named I have lots of bosses.
One of them is named Eddie barbini.
One of them is named Eddie barbini.
He's the executive producer of Eddie barbini.
He's the executive producer of "dirty jobs," and he knows what he's the executive producer of "dirty jobs," and he knows what he's doing in television.
"Dirty jobs," and he knows what he's doing in television.
He's been a writer, a director, he's doing in television.
He's been a writer, a director, a producer, an editor.
He's been a writer, a director, a producer, an editor.
He's had just about every job a producer, an editor.
He's had just about every job there is except for one -- mine.
He's had just about every job there is except for one -- mine.
Tonight, Eddie will try his there is except for one -- mine.
Tonight, Eddie will try his skills on the other end of the tonight, Eddie will try his skills on the other end of the camera, hosting "dirty jobs.
" Skills on the other end of the camera, hosting "dirty jobs.
" I'm here with a guy named camera, hosting "dirty jobs.
" I'm here with a guy named Johnny Joe.
I'm here with a guy named Johnny Joe.
Hey, Johnny Joe.
Johnny Joe.
Hey, Johnny Joe.
How's it going? Hey, Johnny Joe.
How's it going? And so, what are we standing how's it going? And so, what are we standing in front of here, Johnny Joe? And so, what are we standing in front of here, Johnny Joe? A pump truck.
In front of here, Johnny Joe? A pump truck.
We service port-a-potties, and a pump truck.
We service port-a-potties, and you're gonna have fun.
We service port-a-potties, and you're gonna have fun.
Do I get gloves or -- you're gonna have fun.
Do I get gloves or -- oh, yeah.
Do I get gloves or -- oh, yeah.
Well, if you want, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Well, if you want, yeah.
I don't wear them that often.
Well, if you want, yeah.
I don't wear them that often.
Just stick this in the hole.
I don't wear them that often.
Just stick this in the hole.
That's it? Just stick this in the hole.
That's it? It's just that simple? That's it? It's just that simple? That simple.
It's just that simple? That simple.
Well, not really.
That simple.
Well, not really.
Oh, man! Well, not really.
Oh, man! That stinks! Oh, man! That stinks! Don't be afraid of it.
That stinks! Don't be afraid of it.
It's only water.
Don't be afraid of it.
It's only water.
This looks like more than it's only water.
This looks like more than water to me, j.
J.
This looks like more than water to me, j.
J.
Down? Water to me, j.
J.
Down? Yeah.
Down? Yeah.
That's it.
Yeah.
That's it.
All right.
That's it.
All right.
It's dripping.
It's leaking? All right.
It's dripping.
It's leaking? No.
It's dripping.
It's leaking? No.
No? No.
No? Wind it up.
No? Wind it up.
That's it? Wind it up.
That's it? Yeah.
That's it? Yeah.
Oh, this is an easy job.
Yeah.
Oh, this is an easy job.
Eddie can't hear me right oh, this is an easy job.
Eddie can't hear me right now, but if he could, I would Eddie can't hear me right now, but if he could, I would remind him that the first now, but if he could, I would remind him that the first 10 minutes of every job are remind him that the first 10 minutes of every job are always easy.
10 minutes of every job are always easy.
I'd caution him to pace himself always easy.
I'd caution him to pace himself as he goes through his day, I'd caution him to pace himself as he goes through his day, and I would suggest that it's as he goes through his day, and I would suggest that it's best to keep your mouth closed and I would suggest that it's best to keep your mouth closed when dealing with raw sewage.
Best to keep your mouth closed when dealing with raw sewage.
Is that terra-cotta in your when dealing with raw sewage.
Is that terra-cotta in your ear? Is that terra-cotta in your ear? Could be.
Ear? Could be.
Can't say for sure.
Could be.
Can't say for sure.
I'm only a host.
Can't say for sure.
I'm only a host.
There's a chemical that we I'm only a host.
There's a chemical that we use for -- keep the odor and there's a chemical that we use for -- keep the odor and breaks the solids down.
Use for -- keep the odor and breaks the solids down.
So, we're gonna make this breaks the solids down.
So, we're gonna make this port-a-potty smell better.
So, we're gonna make this port-a-potty smell better.
That's essentially what we're port-a-potty smell better.
That's essentially what we're gonna do? That's essentially what we're gonna do? Clean, yeah.
Gonna do? Clean, yeah.
That's about it? Clean, yeah.
That's about it? That's good.
That's about it? That's good.
Okay.
That's good.
Okay.
Very pretty color blue.
Okay.
Very pretty color blue.
Okay.
Just fill it up with very pretty color blue.
Okay.
Just fill it up with water, about 5 gallons.
Okay.
Just fill it up with water, about 5 gallons.
Pour it in the hole there.
Water, about 5 gallons.
Pour it in the hole there.
I think I'm gonna pick the pour it in the hole there.
I think I'm gonna pick the seat up, buddy.
I think I'm gonna pick the seat up, buddy.
The reason they smell a seat up, buddy.
The reason they smell a lot -- see this? The reason they smell a lot -- see this? That's from people not hitting lot -- see this? That's from people not hitting that hole.
That's from people not hitting that hole.
Oh, this is urine here.
That hole.
Oh, this is urine here.
Yeah.
Oh, this is urine here.
Yeah.
Oh, great.
Yeah.
Oh, great.
Thanks for sharing.
Oh, great.
Thanks for sharing.
Look at that -- didn't spill a thanks for sharing.
Look at that -- didn't spill a drop.
Look at that -- didn't spill a drop.
We need a replacement there, drop.
We need a replacement there, buddy.
We need a replacement there, buddy.
It's kind of like an outdoor buddy.
It's kind of like an outdoor linen closet, huh? It's kind of like an outdoor linen closet, huh? I can leave the wrapper on.
Linen closet, huh? I can leave the wrapper on.
Oh, okay.
I can leave the wrapper on.
Oh, okay.
That way, they know they got oh, okay.
That way, they know they got a new roll.
That way, they know they got a new roll.
Right.
A new roll.
Right.
Got to tell you, j.
J.
, it still right.
Got to tell you, j.
J.
, it still smells in here.
Got to tell you, j.
J.
, it still smells in here.
How often do you clean these smells in here.
How often do you clean these things? How often do you clean these things? Once a week, or, if they want things? Once a week, or, if they want more service, well, they once a week, or, if they want more service, well, they request it.
More service, well, they request it.
Do I want to leave a little request it.
Do I want to leave a little toilet paper out here so someone do I want to leave a little toilet paper out here so someone knows there's some in there? Toilet paper out here so someone knows there's some in there? I'm sure they know it's in knows there's some in there? I'm sure they know it's in there.
I'm sure they know it's in there.
And that is why Eddie runs there.
And that is why Eddie runs the show.
And that is why Eddie runs the show.
His attention to detail in this the show.
His attention to detail in this business is legendary.
His attention to detail in this business is legendary.
Did you see the way he pulled business is legendary.
Did you see the way he pulled the toilet paper out of the did you see the way he pulled the toilet paper out of the dispenser, let it dangle like the toilet paper out of the dispenser, let it dangle like that? Dispenser, let it dangle like that? The attention to detail -- it's that? The attention to detail -- it's the little things.
The attention to detail -- it's the little things.
Spray it.
The little things.
Spray it.
You know, spray the throne and spray it.
You know, spray the throne and the floor and the urinal, wipe you know, spray the throne and the floor and the urinal, wipe it all down.
The floor and the urinal, wipe it all down.
The throne, huh? It all down.
The throne, huh? That's called a throne.
The throne, huh? That's called a throne.
Sure doesn't look like a that's called a throne.
Sure doesn't look like a throne to me.
Sure doesn't look like a throne to me.
Right here, right? Throne to me.
Right here, right? Yeah, just spray the whole right here, right? Yeah, just spray the whole top.
Yeah, just spray the whole top.
Okay.
Top.
Okay.
There you go.
Okay.
There you go.
I got to tell you, j.
J.
, this is there you go.
I got to tell you, j.
J.
, this is a somewhat humbling experience.
I got to tell you, j.
J.
, this is a somewhat humbling experience.
Oh, this is an easy one.
A somewhat humbling experience.
Oh, this is an easy one.
There's hairs and things in oh, this is an easy one.
There's hairs and things in there.
There's hairs and things in there.
Do I have to worry about those? There.
Do I have to worry about those? No.
Just wipe it down real do I have to worry about those? No.
Just wipe it down real good, you know? No.
Just wipe it down real good, you know? This stinks, j.
J.
Good, you know? This stinks, j.
J.
This is a decent one.
This stinks, j.
J.
This is a decent one.
What do you mean "decent"? This is a decent one.
What do you mean "decent"? It's easy.
What do you mean "decent"? It's easy.
We'll find them with dirt and it's easy.
We'll find them with dirt and [Bleep.]
all over and flipped we'll find them with dirt and [Bleep.]
all over and flipped over.
[Bleep.]
All over and flipped over.
Really? Over.
Really? Yeah.
Really? Yeah.
We're not gonna see those yeah.
We're not gonna see those today, though, right? We're not gonna see those today, though, right? We don't know.
Today, though, right? We don't know.
I couldn't tell you.
We don't know.
I couldn't tell you.
Get the stamper and stamp the I couldn't tell you.
Get the stamper and stamp the door.
Get the stamper and stamp the door.
There you go.
Door.
There you go.
December 2nd.
There you go.
December 2nd.
That way, they know they've December 2nd.
That way, they know they've been serviced, and we move to that way, they know they've been serviced, and we move to the next one.
Been serviced, and we move to the next one.
I should sign my name to the next one.
I should sign my name to that, huh? I should sign my name to that, huh? [ Laughs .]
That, huh? [ Laughs .]
Eddie barbini doesn't put his [ laughs .]
Eddie barbini doesn't put his name on anything until it's Eddie barbini doesn't put his name on anything until it's perfect.
Name on anything until it's perfect.
He's what you might call a perfect.
He's what you might call a perfectionist.
He's what you might call a perfectionist.
In fact, he's been called many perfectionist.
In fact, he's been called many things.
In fact, he's been called many things.
I'm not used to having things.
I'm not used to having someone right with me, so I'm not used to having someone right with me, so Oh, that's all right, buddy.
Someone right with me, so Oh, that's all right, buddy.
It's, uh Oh, that's all right, buddy.
It's, uh It's a dirty job just sitting in it's, uh It's a dirty job just sitting in this truck.
It's a dirty job just sitting in this truck.
[ Chuckles .]
The gloves.
The gloves again.
I know this routine.
The gloves again.
I know this routine.
[ Chuckles .]
Okay.
I know this routine.
[ Chuckles .]
Okay.
Stick it in, right? [ Chuckles .]
Okay.
Stick it in, right? Stick it in.
Stick it in, right? Stick it in.
Oh, boy.
Stick it in.
Oh, boy.
Oh, there's some nasty stuff oh, boy.
Oh, there's some nasty stuff in there, though.
Oh, there's some nasty stuff in there, though.
Do we want to -- in there, though.
Do we want to -- suck it up.
Do we want to -- suck it up.
Really? Suck it up.
Really? Suck it up.
Really? Suck it up.
Whoo! Suck it up.
Whoo! Oh, I'm getting good at that.
Whoo! Oh, I'm getting good at that.
Are you done? Oh, I'm getting good at that.
Are you done? I think so.
Are you done? I think so.
So, we're not wiping this one I think so.
So, we're not wiping this one out.
So, we're not wiping this one out.
Why's that? Out.
Why's that? No, 'cause we're gonna load why's that? No, 'cause we're gonna load it and take it back to the yard.
No, 'cause we're gonna load it and take it back to the yard.
Why are we doing that? It and take it back to the yard.
Why are we doing that? Well, 'cause it's graffitied why are we doing that? Well, 'cause it's graffitied and no longer being used.
Well, 'cause it's graffitied and no longer being used.
Just tilt it back.
And no longer being used.
Just tilt it back.
Now, wait, wait, wait.
Just tilt it back.
Now, wait, wait, wait.
So I'm gonna -- myself? Now, wait, wait, wait.
So I'm gonna -- myself? Yeah.
So I'm gonna -- myself? Yeah.
It's a one-man job.
Yeah.
It's a one-man job.
Yeah.
Uh-huh.
It's a one-man job.
Yeah.
Uh-huh.
Grab it.
Yeah.
Uh-huh.
Grab it.
All right.
Grab it.
All right.
Drag it over here.
All right.
Drag it over here.
Drag it? Drag it over here.
Drag it? Yeah, grab it.
Drag it? Yeah, grab it.
Just drag it.
Yeah, grab it.
Just drag it.
Okay, now we're gonna load it just drag it.
Okay, now we're gonna load it up on the truck here.
Okay, now we're gonna load it up on the truck here.
Whoa, whoa.
Up on the truck here.
Whoa, whoa.
It's going over.
Whoa, whoa.
It's going over.
Well, on the downside, i'm it's going over.
Well, on the downside, i'm spending my day off here in the well, on the downside, i'm spending my day off here in the doctor's office.
Spending my day off here in the doctor's office.
But on the upside, I'm watching doctor's office.
But on the upside, I'm watching my boss try and load a but on the upside, I'm watching my boss try and load a port-a-potty onto a flatbed.
My boss try and load a port-a-potty onto a flatbed.
I'd call that an even trade.
Port-a-potty onto a flatbed.
I'd call that an even trade.
And I'd call this a little I'd call that an even trade.
And I'd call this a little high.
And I'd call this a little high.
Are you stressed out? High.
Are you stressed out? Have you seen the show? Are you stressed out? Have you seen the show? What the heck is it, exactly? Have you seen the show? What the heck is it, exactly? It's called a lipoma.
What the heck is it, exactly? It's called a lipoma.
It's a fatty tumor.
It's called a lipoma.
It's a fatty tumor.
I hit myself there with a it's a fatty tumor.
I hit myself there with a sledgehammer like a year ago I hit myself there with a sledgehammer like a year ago tearing a building down, and sledgehammer like a year ago tearing a building down, and that's what's left.
Tearing a building down, and that's what's left.
Is it normal? That's what's left.
Is it normal? It's not normal, but it is it normal? It's not normal, but it certainly could be from that.
It's not normal, but it certainly could be from that.
Yeah.
Certainly could be from that.
Yeah.
So, I got myself a fatty lipoma yeah.
So, I got myself a fatty lipoma on my left foot.
So, I got myself a fatty lipoma on my left foot.
Could be worse -- I could have on my left foot.
Could be worse -- I could have a port-a-potty on my back.
Could be worse -- I could have a port-a-potty on my back.
That's where we last left a port-a-potty on my back.
That's where we last left Eddie barbini, my boss, getting that's where we last left Eddie barbini, my boss, getting dirty the hard way.
Eddie barbini, my boss, getting dirty the hard way.
You gonna Lance it or what? Dirty the hard way.
You gonna Lance it or what? Just walk it up here.
You gonna Lance it or what? Just walk it up here.
All right.
Just walk it up here.
All right.
Got to get up and walk it up.
All right.
Got to get up and walk it up.
Well, wait a minute.
Got to get up and walk it up.
Well, wait a minute.
You said this was a one-man job.
Well, wait a minute.
You said this was a one-man job.
Yeah.
You said this was a one-man job.
Yeah.
I'm going this way? Yeah.
I'm going this way? Let go for a second.
I'm going this way? Let go for a second.
Okay.
Let go for a second.
Okay.
Let go.
Okay.
Let go.
All right.
Let go.
All right.
It's balanced, see? All right.
It's balanced, see? Oh, it's balanced? It's balanced, see? Oh, it's balanced? No way.
Oh, it's balanced? No way.
So, here I am working really no way.
So, here I am working really hard, and this is actually so, here I am working really hard, and this is actually balanced.
Hard, and this is actually balanced.
I don't have to work that hard.
Balanced.
I don't have to work that hard.
Walk it up to the bed.
I don't have to work that hard.
Walk it up to the bed.
Okay.
Like so? Walk it up to the bed.
Okay.
Like so? Lean it up there? Okay.
Like so? Lean it up there? Go around behind.
Lean it up there? Go around behind.
Walk it up there.
Go around behind.
Walk it up there.
[ Straining .]
Okay.
Walk it up there.
[ Straining .]
Okay.
I'm walking.
[ Straining .]
Okay.
I'm walking.
Push! I'm walking.
Push! [ Grunting .]
Push! [ Grunting .]
All right, now just turn it [ grunting .]
All right, now just turn it around.
All right, now just turn it around.
Yeah, the back towards the tank.
Around.
Yeah, the back towards the tank.
I can see why you have to yeah, the back towards the tank.
I can see why you have to empty this out.
I can see why you have to empty this out.
Yeah, 'cause if you move it empty this out.
Yeah, 'cause if you move it loaded, it'd be a mess.
Yeah, 'cause if you move it loaded, it'd be a mess.
Throw this strap across.
Loaded, it'd be a mess.
Throw this strap across.
Hook it on the side there, pull throw this strap across.
Hook it on the side there, pull it tight, and crank.
Hook it on the side there, pull it tight, and crank.
I used to know how to do all it tight, and crank.
I used to know how to do all this stuff, j.
J.
I used to know how to do all this stuff, j.
J.
Before you became an this stuff, j.
J.
Before you became an executive? Before you became an executive? Yeah, before I became an executive? Yeah, before I became an executive.
Yeah, before I became an executive.
Let me ask you something, j.
J.
Executive.
Let me ask you something, j.
J.
Yeah.
Let me ask you something, j.
J.
Yeah.
Why would you paint this yeah.
Why would you paint this thing white? Why would you paint this thing white? That's the color they come.
Thing white? That's the color they come.
I think they'd be better in a that's the color they come.
I think they'd be better in a darker color.
I think they'd be better in a darker color.
I don't know.
Darker color.
I don't know.
All of our units are white.
I don't know.
All of our units are white.
I think I'd bring that up at all of our units are white.
I think I'd bring that up at the next board meeting.
All right.
Hey, j.
J.
, I got cups and stuff in here, too.
Hey, j.
J.
, I got cups and stuff in here, too.
And something that resembles in here, too.
And something that resembles human waste.
And something that resembles human waste.
Do I suck that up, too? Human waste.
Do I suck that up, too? Suck everything you can up.
Do I suck that up, too? Suck everything you can up.
Oh, god! Suck everything you can up.
Oh, god! Ah [bleep.]
Oh, god! Ah [bleep.]
Eddie barbini just used a bad ah [bleep.]
Eddie barbini just used a bad word.
Eddie barbini just used a bad word.
Eddie barbini's been telling me word.
Eddie barbini's been telling me now for the last year that there Eddie barbini's been telling me now for the last year that there is never any excuse for bad now for the last year that there is never any excuse for bad language on "dirty jobs.
" Is never any excuse for bad language on "dirty jobs.
" I've explained to Eddie that, language on "dirty jobs.
" I've explained to Eddie that, from time to time, you get I've explained to Eddie that, from time to time, you get caught up in the moment.
From time to time, you get caught up in the moment.
Things slip out.
Caught up in the moment.
Things slip out.
Looks like Eddie is finally things slip out.
Looks like Eddie is finally starting to understand.
Looks like Eddie is finally starting to understand.
Mike, I'm not gonna lie to starting to understand.
Mike, I'm not gonna lie to you.
Mike, I'm not gonna lie to you.
This is gonna hurt.
You.
This is gonna hurt.
Great.
This is gonna hurt.
Great.
Oh, crap! Great.
Oh, crap! Pour the chemical in the oh, crap! Pour the chemical in the hole.
Pour the chemical in the hole.
But don't I have to empty the hole.
But don't I have to empty the cans out and things that are in but don't I have to empty the cans out and things that are in there? Cans out and things that are in there? Yeah.
There? Yeah.
Reach in and get them.
Yeah.
Reach in and get them.
There's a sock right here.
Reach in and get them.
There's a sock right here.
"Reach in and get them.
" There's a sock right here.
"Reach in and get them.
" Ugh.
Where am I gonna put it? "Reach in and get them.
" Ugh.
Where am I gonna put it? Right here.
Ugh.
Where am I gonna put it? Right here.
No! Right here.
No! Reach in there.
No! Reach in there.
This is just so wrong.
Reach in there.
This is just so wrong.
Ugh! This is just so wrong.
Ugh! Ugh! Ugh! Ugh! And shove it in the hole ugh! And shove it in the hole there somewhere.
And shove it in the hole there somewhere.
Just like that, huh? There somewhere.
Just like that, huh? Just shove it in there.
Just like that, huh? Just shove it in there.
Is this the worst you've just shove it in there.
Is this the worst you've seen? Is this the worst you've seen? No, no.
Seen? No, no.
I've seen them where there's no, no.
I've seen them where there's [Bleep.]
everywhere -- on the I've seen them where there's [Bleep.]
everywhere -- on the walls, roof.
[Bleep.]
Everywhere -- on the walls, roof.
How does that happen? Walls, roof.
How does that happen? People flip them over.
How does that happen? People flip them over.
Ugh.
Why do they do that? People flip them over.
Ugh.
Why do they do that? Huh? Ugh.
Why do they do that? Huh? Why does anybody do anything? Huh? Why does anybody do anything? Oh, man.
Why does anybody do anything? Oh, man.
I'm sure, as a kid, I've done oh, man.
I'm sure, as a kid, I've done it myself, flipped them over I'm sure, as a kid, I've done it myself, flipped them over when I was a kid.
It myself, flipped them over when I was a kid.
Yeah.
When I was a kid.
Yeah.
Youth of today.
Yeah.
Youth of today.
Yep.
Youth of today.
Yep.
Spray it all down.
Yep.
Spray it all down.
Uh-huh.
Spray it all down.
Uh-huh.
You want some gloves? Uh-huh.
You want some gloves? No, ain't touching nothing, you want some gloves? No, ain't touching nothing, except my brush.
No, ain't touching nothing, except my brush.
Not a very clean brush, j.
J.
Except my brush.
Not a very clean brush, j.
J.
Rinse it.
Not a very clean brush, j.
J.
Rinse it.
Rinse it with the water? Rinse it.
Rinse it with the water? Hold the door.
Rinse it with the water? Hold the door.
Yeah.
Hold the door.
Yeah.
Oh! Yeah.
Oh! See how clean it is? Oh! See how clean it is? Well, I wouldn't exactly call see how clean it is? Well, I wouldn't exactly call that clean, j.
J.
Hey, j.
J.
, how did you get into this business? Friend of mine came to my this business? Friend of mine came to my house one night drunk, asked me friend of mine came to my house one night drunk, asked me if I wanted to go to work the house one night drunk, asked me if I wanted to go to work the next day.
If I wanted to go to work the next day.
And I went to work, and I've next day.
And I went to work, and I've been there ever since.
And I went to work, and I've been there ever since.
Oh, he had an opening in the been there ever since.
Oh, he had an opening in the port-a-potty business, huh? Oh, he had an opening in the port-a-potty business, huh? Yep.
Port-a-potty business, huh? Yep.
December 2nd.
So, you work how many days a week? I work six -- week? I work six -- usually, I get two days in a I work six -- usually, I get two days in a month off.
Usually, I get two days in a month off.
Two days a month? Month off.
Two days a month? I'll work 13 and get a two days a month? I'll work 13 and get a Saturday off if it ain't busy.
I'll work 13 and get a Saturday off if it ain't busy.
Some months, I don't even get a Saturday off if it ain't busy.
Some months, I don't even get a day off.
Some months, I don't even get a day off.
My choice.
Day off.
My choice.
Well, we still got our my choice.
Well, we still got our port-a-potty back there.
Well, we still got our port-a-potty back there.
Means I did a pretty good job port-a-potty back there.
Means I did a pretty good job securing it.
Means I did a pretty good job securing it.
Yeah.
Securing it.
Yeah.
Ugh.
Yeah.
Ugh.
Now that's nasty.
Ugh.
Now that's nasty.
Looks like somebody puked in now that's nasty.
Looks like somebody puked in this one.
Looks like somebody puked in this one.
No way! Ugh! This one.
No way! Ugh! Look at the toilet seat.
No way! Ugh! Look at the toilet seat.
See it? Look at the toilet seat.
See it? Look at that.
See it? Look at that.
That's just not right.
Look at that.
That's just not right.
Ugh.
That's just not right.
Ugh.
Must have been the last guy ugh.
Must have been the last guy that cleaned it.
Must have been the last guy that cleaned it.
There's got to be about that cleaned it.
There's got to be about 60 pounds of toilet paper in there's got to be about 60 pounds of toilet paper in here.
60 pounds of toilet paper in here.
Let's hope it don't clog up here.
Let's hope it don't clog up the hose.
Let's hope it don't clog up the hose.
What happens then? The hose.
What happens then? Then we, uh What happens then? Then we, uh Empty the hose out? Then we, uh Empty the hose out? Uh-oh.
Empty the hose out? Uh-oh.
We're jammed up here.
Uh-oh.
We're jammed up here.
Aah! We're jammed up here.
Aah! Pull it out.
Aah! Pull it out.
All right.
Pull it out.
All right.
Put it down there on the all right.
Put it down there on the ground.
Put it down there on the ground.
See? Right here.
Ground.
See? Right here.
Oh! See? Right here.
Oh! Right here is the clog.
Oh! Right here is the clog.
We've got a clog.
Right here is the clog.
We've got a clog.
Watch out.
We've got a clog.
Watch out.
It'll suck in.
Watch out.
It'll suck in.
It will? It'll suck in.
It will? It's not gonna blow out, right? It will? It's not gonna blow out, right? It'll suck it in in a second.
It's not gonna blow out, right? It'll suck it in in a second.
What's it waiting for? It'll suck it in in a second.
What's it waiting for? Pressure.
What's it waiting for? Pressure.
Should I take it out? Pressure.
Should I take it out? If anything, push it in.
Should I take it out? If anything, push it in.
Push it in.
If anything, push it in.
Push it in.
Dig your thumb.
Push it in.
Dig your thumb.
Shove it in there.
Dig your thumb.
Shove it in there.
All right, all right! Shove it in there.
All right, all right! But when it goes, it's gonna all right, all right! But when it goes, it's gonna go -- foof! But when it goes, it's gonna go -- foof! Yeah, it's gonna take me with go -- foof! Yeah, it's gonna take me with it.
Yeah, it's gonna take me with it.
Ugh! It.
Ugh! Squeezing the juice out of it.
Ugh! Squeezing the juice out of it.
There's got to be a better way.
Squeezing the juice out of it.
There's got to be a better way.
What's that? There's got to be a better way.
What's that? Shove it down there.
What's that? Shove it down there.
It's clogged.
Shove it down there.
It's clogged.
Right tool for the right job, it's clogged.
Right tool for the right job, huh? Right tool for the right job, huh? Yep.
Push it in there.
Huh? Yep.
Push it in there.
All right.
Yep.
Push it in there.
All right.
Oh! All right.
Oh! Oh, look at that! Oh! Oh, look at that! Ha ha! Oh, look at that! Ha ha! All right, this goes right on ha ha! All right, this goes right on here like this? All right, this goes right on here like this? We're good to go, right? Here like this? We're good to go, right? Go back to work.
We're good to go, right? Go back to work.
All right.
Go back to work.
All right.
It's coming back out.
All right.
It's coming back out.
This is a complicated job.
It's coming back out.
This is a complicated job.
Yes, it is.
This is a complicated job.
Yes, it is.
[ Inhales deeply, exhales .]
Yes, it is.
[ Inhales deeply, exhales .]
Okay, let's review.
[ Inhales deeply, exhales .]
Okay, let's review.
Eddie barbini's day, so far, in okay, let's review.
Eddie barbini's day, so far, in his own words -- "this job Eddie barbini's day, so far, in his own words -- "this job isn't so bad.
His own words -- "this job isn't so bad.
This job is easy.
Isn't so bad.
This job is easy.
This job is disgusting.
This job is easy.
This job is disgusting.
This job is complicated.
" This job is disgusting.
This job is complicated.
" [ Chuckles .]
This job is complicated.
" [ Chuckles .]
Eddie, it gets worse before it [ chuckles .]
Eddie, it gets worse before it gets better.
Eddie, it gets worse before it gets better.
[ Inhales deeply, exhales .]
Gets better.
[ Inhales deeply, exhales .]
Are you wearing a mask on all [ inhales deeply, exhales .]
Are you wearing a mask on all your dirty jobs? Are you wearing a mask on all your dirty jobs? Oh, absolutely.
Your dirty jobs? Oh, absolutely.
All the time, every day, without oh, absolutely.
All the time, every day, without exception.
All the time, every day, without exception.
Oh, man.
Exception.
Oh, man.
Once you get the routine oh, man.
Once you get the routine down, like any job, it's easier once you get the routine down, like any job, it's easier as you go.
Down, like any job, it's easier as you go.
Yeah.
As you go.
Yeah.
Just like if I was to go do yeah.
Just like if I was to go do your job, I'd be lost.
Just like if I was to go do your job, I'd be lost.
Oh, I don't know, buddy.
Your job, I'd be lost.
Oh, I don't know, buddy.
My job's pretty easy.
Oh, I don't know, buddy.
My job's pretty easy.
Sit behind a desk? My job's pretty easy.
Sit behind a desk? My job is to make -- I have sit behind a desk? My job is to make -- I have opinions of things.
My job is to make -- I have opinions of things.
That's what I do.
Opinions of things.
That's what I do.
What's your opinion about that's what I do.
What's your opinion about port-a-potties? What's your opinion about port-a-potties? They stink.
Port-a-potties? They stink.
Ugh! They stink.
Ugh! [ Retching .]
Ugh! [ Retching .]
We only use a brush on the [ retching .]
We only use a brush on the bad ones.
We only use a brush on the bad ones.
You all right? Bad ones.
You all right? [ Retching .]
You all right? [ Retching .]
Ugh! [ Retching .]
Ugh! I think so.
Ugh! I think so.
[ Retching, coughing .]
I think so.
[ Retching, coughing .]
It gets to everybody once in [ retching, coughing .]
It gets to everybody once in a while.
It gets to everybody once in a while.
Ugh! A while.
Ugh! Oh, this is just not right.
Ugh! Oh, this is just not right.
Now, when you toss the water, oh, this is just not right.
Now, when you toss the water, hang onto the bucket.
Now, when you toss the water, hang onto the bucket.
All right.
Hang onto the bucket.
All right.
[ Grunting .]
All right.
[ Grunting .]
Aah! [ Grunting .]
Aah! And I'll get a rag.
Aah! And I'll get a rag.
You're not supposed to stand in and I'll get a rag.
You're not supposed to stand in the way.
You're not supposed to stand in the way.
That's like spitting into the the way.
That's like spitting into the wind.
That's like spitting into the wind.
Well, there he is -- wind.
Well, there he is -- Eddie barbini finally getting a well, there he is -- Eddie barbini finally getting a taste of what he's been making Eddie barbini finally getting a taste of what he's been making me eat for the last year.
Taste of what he's been making me eat for the last year.
What happens to a grown man who me eat for the last year.
What happens to a grown man who accidentally ingests poo? What happens to a grown man who accidentally ingests poo? You can get really, really accidentally ingests poo? You can get really, really sick.
You can get really, really sick.
You can get a bad infection sick.
You can get a bad infection like hepatitis "a.
" You can get a bad infection like hepatitis "a.
" Nausea, vomiting.
Like hepatitis "a.
" Nausea, vomiting.
Hmm.
Nausea, vomiting.
Hmm.
Abdominal pain, diarrhea -- hmm.
Abdominal pain, diarrhea -- really sick.
Abdominal pain, diarrhea -- really sick.
Yeah.
Really sick.
Yeah.
Yeah, that's what I thought.
Yeah.
Yeah, that's what I thought.
I've been there.
Yeah, that's what I thought.
I've been there.
What's in your hands? I've been there.
What's in your hands? Well, we're gonna check for what's in your hands? Well, we're gonna check for parasites.
Well, we're gonna check for parasites.
Oh, dear.
Parasites.
Oh, dear.
See, Eddie? Oh, dear.
See, Eddie? It always gets worse before it see, Eddie? It always gets worse before it gets better.
It always gets worse before it gets better.
Tell me you have an executive gets better.
Tell me you have an executive washroom somewhere.
Tell me you have an executive washroom somewhere.
That was pleasant.
Washroom somewhere.
That was pleasant.
Welcome back to my glamorous that was pleasant.
Welcome back to my glamorous and exciting day off.
Welcome back to my glamorous and exciting day off.
Eddie barbini is my boss, and and exciting day off.
Eddie barbini is my boss, and he's been producing television Eddie barbini is my boss, and he's been producing television shows now for the last 22 years.
He's been producing television shows now for the last 22 years.
Today, he's producing something shows now for the last 22 years.
Today, he's producing something else.
Today, he's producing something else.
He's on the go with Johnny Joe, else.
He's on the go with Johnny Joe, getting the poop, you might say.
He's on the go with Johnny Joe, getting the poop, you might say.
It's nice to see, after getting the poop, you might say.
It's nice to see, after 22 years, he's finally getting it's nice to see, after 22 years, he's finally getting some of it back.
22 years, he's finally getting some of it back.
Hope you're happy with that.
Some of it back.
Hope you're happy with that.
Thank you.
Hope you're happy with that.
Thank you.
You gonna run this thing over thank you.
You gonna run this thing over here.
You gonna run this thing over here.
Oh.
Here.
Oh.
Oh! Oh.
Oh! There's an apple in there! Oh! There's an apple in there! Don't lose it! There's an apple in there! Don't lose it! [ Retching .]
Don't lose it! [ Retching .]
So, j.
J.
[ Retching .]
So, j.
J.
Yeah? So, j.
J.
Yeah? What do you think about when yeah? What do you think about when you do this to get your mind what do you think about when you do this to get your mind off of it? You do this to get your mind off of it? I don't.
Off of it? I don't.
I just get it done and get out I don't.
I just get it done and get out of there.
I just get it done and get out of there.
Because I got to tell you, of there.
Because I got to tell you, the combination of the visuals because I got to tell you, the combination of the visuals and the smell -- the combination of the visuals and the smell -- put yourself in another spot.
And the smell -- put yourself in another spot.
It's just a job.
Put yourself in another spot.
It's just a job.
It's just a job.
It's just a job.
It's just a job.
All right, well, I'm going it's just a job.
All right, well, I'm going in.
All right, well, I'm going in.
Apples coming out.
In.
Apples coming out.
Yeah.
Apples coming out.
Yeah.
That's just nasty.
Yeah.
That's just nasty.
Ugh! That's just nasty.
Ugh! That's one clean toilet.
Ugh! That's one clean toilet.
Yeah.
That's one clean toilet.
Yeah.
What do you think that is? Yeah.
What do you think that is? Oh! That's just not right.
What do you think that is? Oh! That's just not right.
How do you think it got up oh! That's just not right.
How do you think it got up there? How do you think it got up there? Gee.
Let me guess.
There? Gee.
Let me guess.
Probably somebody was trying to gee.
Let me guess.
Probably somebody was trying to climb out of that thing.
Probably somebody was trying to climb out of that thing.
I got to tell you, your truck is climb out of that thing.
I got to tell you, your truck is starting to smell.
I got to tell you, your truck is starting to smell.
I don't smell nothing.
Starting to smell.
I don't smell nothing.
Spray, huh? I don't smell nothing.
Spray, huh? Spray good, let it sit a spray, huh? Spray good, let it sit a second.
Spray good, let it sit a second.
Now, why would somebody do that? Second.
Now, why would somebody do that? "How?" Is more important the now, why would somebody do that? "How?" Is more important the question.
"How?" is more important the question.
Right.
Question.
Right.
There's a bottle of Tequila right.
There's a bottle of Tequila in there.
There's a bottle of Tequila in there.
Now I know how that stuff got on in there.
Now I know how that stuff got on that pole.
Now I know how that stuff got on that pole.
[ Laughs .]
That pole.
[ Laughs .]
That's not dirt.
[ Laughs .]
That's not dirt.
That's not dirt.
That's not dirt.
That's not dirt.
Urine.
Oh, that wonderful, pleasant smell.
[ Grunting .]
[ Retching .]
Oh! [ Retching .]
Oh! [ Retching .]
[ Spits .]
[ Retching .]
[ Spits .]
Oh.
[ Spits .]
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
What's the matter, Eddie? Oh.
What's the matter, Eddie? What's the matter? What's the matter, Eddie? What's the matter? Nothing.
What's the matter? Nothing.
I'm fine.
Nothing.
I'm fine.
Same routine.
I'm fine.
Same routine.
I'm fine.
Same routine.
I'm fine.
It's a bad day to be an I'm fine.
It's a bad day to be an executive producer.
It's a bad day to be an executive producer.
Fact of the matter is, executive producer.
Fact of the matter is, Eddie barbini is not just a fact of the matter is, Eddie barbini is not just a good boss, he's a good sport.
Eddie barbini is not just a good boss, he's a good sport.
He walks the walk, he talks the good boss, he's a good sport.
He walks the walk, he talks the talk, and he puts his money he walks the walk, he talks the talk, and he puts his money where his mouth is Talk, and he puts his money where his mouth is In spite of what you just saw where his mouth is In spite of what you just saw come flying out of it.
In spite of what you just saw come flying out of it.
Now, if you think it's fun to come flying out of it.
Now, if you think it's fun to watch your boss try your job, now, if you think it's fun to watch your boss try your job, you're right.
Watch your boss try your job, you're right.
But how much fun would it be to you're right.
But how much fun would it be to watch the owner of the company but how much fun would it be to watch the owner of the company try the job? Watch the owner of the company try the job? In my case, I assure you, it try the job? In my case, I assure you, it was a blast.
In my case, I assure you, it was a blast.
Because the owner of was a blast.
Because the owner of pilgrim films and television is because the owner of pilgrim films and television is one Craig piligian.
Pilgrim films and television is one Craig piligian.
I work for Craig piligian.
One Craig piligian.
I work for Craig piligian.
Eddie barbini works for I work for Craig piligian.
Eddie barbini works for Craig piligian.
Eddie barbini works for Craig piligian.
Everybody works for Craig piligian.
Everybody works for Craig piligian.
Everybody works for Craig piligian.
And the fact that he was Craig piligian.
And the fact that he was willing to leave his office in and the fact that he was willing to leave his office in the middle of a series of very willing to leave his office in the middle of a series of very important meetings speaks the middle of a series of very important meetings speaks volumes about Craig's important meetings speaks volumes about Craig's leadership style and his work volumes about Craig's leadership style and his work ethic.
Leadership style and his work ethic.
The reason for his success? Ethic.
The reason for his success? In a word -- communication.
The reason for his success? In a word -- communication.
Hey, fellas.
In a word -- communication.
Hey, fellas.
How you doing? Hey, fellas.
How you doing? How are you? How you doing? How are you? Good to see you.
How are you? Good to see you.
Good to see you.
Good to see you.
Good to see you.
Good to see you.
Good to see you.
Good to see you.
How you doing? Good to see you.
How you doing? Everybody okay? How you doing? Everybody okay? Everybody good? Everybody okay? Everybody good? Yeah, so, I'm gonna do your job everybody good? Yeah, so, I'm gonna do your job in the wheel shop.
Yeah, so, I'm gonna do your job in the wheel shop.
Capiche? In the wheel shop.
Capiche? You got that, yeah? Capiche? You got that, yeah? Everybody get that? You got that, yeah? Everybody get that? I'm gonna do the wheel thing in everybody get that? I'm gonna do the wheel thing in the shop, all right? I'm gonna do the wheel thing in the shop, all right? All right.
The shop, all right? All right.
I'm gonna do it with you all right.
I'm gonna do it with you guys.
I'm gonna do it with you guys.
Okay? Guys.
Okay? Capiche? Okay? Capiche? Yeah? Capiche? Yeah? Good.
Yeah? Good.
'Cause I don't know why the good.
'Cause I don't know why the [Bleep.]
I'm here.
'Cause I don't know why the [Bleep.]
I'm here.
I'm as in the dark as you guys.
[Bleep.]
I'm here.
I'm as in the dark as you guys.
Trust me.
I'm as in the dark as you guys.
Trust me.
I am totally in the dark as you trust me.
I am totally in the dark as you guys.
Boyd coddington's been in the custom-wheel business for 25 years.
Custom-wheel business for 25 years.
He puts out about 4,000 wheels 25 years.
He puts out about 4,000 wheels a month.
He puts out about 4,000 wheels a month.
Coddington also restores, a month.
Coddington also restores, customizes, and sells classic coddington also restores, customizes, and sells classic cars from his showroom next to customizes, and sells classic cars from his showroom next to the wheel shop.
Cars from his showroom next to the wheel shop.
So, yeah, this is where we the wheel shop.
So, yeah, this is where we machine all our centers.
So, yeah, this is where we machine all our centers.
And who does the design of machine all our centers.
And who does the design of the wheels? And who does the design of the wheels? Who does the design of the the wheels? Who does the design of the wheels? Who does the design of the wheels? I handle a lot of the design wheels? I handle a lot of the design with Brent, our programmer.
I handle a lot of the design with Brent, our programmer.
And we take this forging -- with Brent, our programmer.
And we take this forging -- this is a 22-inch forging, all and we take this forging -- this is a 22-inch forging, all ready to go, ready to be this is a 22-inch forging, all ready to go, ready to be machined the design out.
Ready to go, ready to be machined the design out.
So we're gonna take this.
Machined the design out.
So we're gonna take this.
Where do you get these? So we're gonna take this.
Where do you get these? We get these in raw form, and where do you get these? We get these in raw form, and then we lathe them to this form we get these in raw form, and then we lathe them to this form right here, depending on the then we lathe them to this form right here, depending on the design we're gonna do.
Right here, depending on the design we're gonna do.
Okay.
Design we're gonna do.
Okay.
Or the size of the wheel? Okay.
Or the size of the wheel? Exactly.
Or the size of the wheel? Exactly.
What we do is we take them exactly.
What we do is we take them now, and once they're ready to what we do is we take them now, and once they're ready to go, we go ahead and put it in now, and once they're ready to go, we go ahead and put it in this little machine here, hit go, we go ahead and put it in this little machine here, hit that magic little button, and in this little machine here, hit that magic little button, and in a few short minutes, we'll have that magic little button, and in a few short minutes, we'll have a wheel center ready to go back a few short minutes, we'll have a wheel center ready to go back to Polish to get started.
A wheel center ready to go back to Polish to get started.
All right.
To Polish to get started.
All right.
Do you already have the design all right.
Do you already have the design programmed into this machine do you already have the design programmed into this machine here? Programmed into this machine here? Yep.
Here? Yep.
Can you make sure this thing is yep.
Can you make sure this thing is tight? Can you make sure this thing is tight? All right.
Tight? All right.
We don't want this thing all right.
We don't want this thing flying out and hitting you.
We don't want this thing flying out and hitting you.
Yeah.
Flying out and hitting you.
Yeah.
Little more.
Yeah.
Little more.
Tighten it down.
Little more.
Tighten it down.
We don't want it flying out and tighten it down.
We don't want it flying out and hitting anybody, especially me.
We don't want it flying out and hitting anybody, especially me.
I just have to jump in here hitting anybody, especially me.
I just have to jump in here briefly and say that it might I just have to jump in here briefly and say that it might have appeared that briefly and say that it might have appeared that Craig piligian was frightened in have appeared that Craig piligian was frightened in that moment, and I just want to Craig piligian was frightened in that moment, and I just want to go on record as saying that's that moment, and I just want to go on record as saying that's impossible.
Go on record as saying that's impossible.
Craig piligian isn't scared to impossible.
Craig piligian isn't scared to do or try anything.
Craig piligian isn't scared to do or try anything.
He's simply being mindful of do or try anything.
He's simply being mindful of the fact that he is in charge he's simply being mindful of the fact that he is in charge of a large company, and a lot the fact that he is in charge of a large company, and a lot of people depend on his health of a large company, and a lot of people depend on his health and well-being for their jobs.
Of people depend on his health and well-being for their jobs.
Really, he's just being prudent.
And well-being for their jobs.
Really, he's just being prudent.
You know, I'm not a shrink, really, he's just being prudent.
You know, I'm not a shrink, but he looked pretty scared to you know, I'm not a shrink, but he looked pretty scared to me.
But he looked pretty scared to me.
Yeah? Me.
Yeah? Yeah.
Yeah? Yeah.
What do you think? Yeah.
What do you think? Scared to me.
What do you think? Scared to me.
Yeah, so he's scared.
Scared to me.
Yeah, so he's scared.
Go ahead and shut the doors yeah, so he's scared.
Go ahead and shut the doors for me.
Go ahead and shut the doors for me.
I'm gonna need you to hit that for me.
I'm gonna need you to hit that green button right there to I'm gonna need you to hit that green button right there to start the process.
Green button right there to start the process.
Hit the green button? Start the process.
Hit the green button? Yeah, hit the green button.
Hit the green button? Yeah, hit the green button.
And it's all got everything yeah, hit the green button.
And it's all got everything there? And it's all got everything there? Exactly.
There? Exactly.
Mike, this is pretty easy.
Exactly.
Mike, this is pretty easy.
That's pretty cool.
Mike, this is pretty easy.
That's pretty cool.
Boy, it sure gives off an odor.
That's pretty cool.
Boy, it sure gives off an odor.
Yeah.
Boy, it sure gives off an odor.
Yeah.
Or was that barsky? Yeah.
Or was that barsky? [ Laughs .]
Or was that barsky? [ Laughs .]
No? [ Laughs .]
No? No, actually, that is no? No, actually, that is coolant.
No, actually, that is coolant.
Coolant's got a Coolant.
Coolant's got a Well, that coolant has a real coolant's got a Well, that coolant has a real nasty odor.
Well, that coolant has a real nasty odor.
It really stinks.
Nasty odor.
It really stinks.
It gets pretty ripe after a it really stinks.
It gets pretty ripe after a while.
It gets pretty ripe after a while.
What Craig, my boss, doesn't while.
What Craig, my boss, doesn't realize is that this machine is what Craig, my boss, doesn't realize is that this machine is actually cutting out sections of realize is that this machine is actually cutting out sections of the blank.
Actually cutting out sections of the blank.
Well, that's pretty cool.
The blank.
Well, that's pretty cool.
And what remains will be the well, that's pretty cool.
And what remains will be the spokes on the outside of the and what remains will be the spokes on the outside of the wheel.
Spokes on the outside of the wheel.
You know, it's tough, because wheel.
You know, it's tough, because you don't know which camera.
You know, it's tough, because you don't know which camera.
Mike's got to be pretty smart in you don't know which camera.
Mike's got to be pretty smart in some ways because there's two Mike's got to be pretty smart in some ways because there's two camera guys here, and there's some ways because there's two camera guys here, and there's one over there in the corner, camera guys here, and there's one over there in the corner, and you don't really know which one over there in the corner, and you don't really know which one to go to.
And you don't really know which one to go to.
So, you know, Mike, I'll give one to go to.
So, you know, Mike, I'll give you that.
So, you know, Mike, I'll give you that.
You actually know which camera you that.
You actually know which camera to look in more than I do.
You actually know which camera to look in more than I do.
But other than that, I'm not to look in more than I do.
But other than that, I'm not sold yet that you need to be the but other than that, I'm not sold yet that you need to be the host of this show.
Sold yet that you need to be the host of this show.
We'll figure it out later.
Host of this show.
We'll figure it out later.
My job's tougher than we'll figure it out later.
My job's tougher than Mike rowe's.
My job's tougher than Mike rowe's.
Honestly.
Mike rowe's.
Honestly.
I'm gonna have a cup of coffee honestly.
I'm gonna have a cup of coffee and wait.
I'm gonna have a cup of coffee and wait.
Well, so far, Craig piligian and wait.
Well, so far, Craig piligian has brought a unique approach well, so far, Craig piligian has brought a unique approach to the idea of a hands-on host.
Has brought a unique approach to the idea of a hands-on host.
He began his day at the garage to the idea of a hands-on host.
He began his day at the garage with an inspirational speech to he began his day at the garage with an inspirational speech to the workers.
With an inspirational speech to the workers.
He then stood idly by and the workers.
He then stood idly by and watched a machine cut into a he then stood idly by and watched a machine cut into a giant piece of metal.
Watched a machine cut into a giant piece of metal.
After that, he determined, quite giant piece of metal.
After that, he determined, quite rightly, that it would be very after that, he determined, quite rightly, that it would be very bad for metal to hit him in the rightly, that it would be very bad for metal to hit him in the face.
Bad for metal to hit him in the face.
He then pointed out -- again, face.
He then pointed out -- again, correctly -- that "dirty jobs" he then pointed out -- again, correctly -- that "dirty jobs" is shot with no less than three correctly -- that "dirty jobs" is shot with no less than three cameras.
Is shot with no less than three cameras.
And most recently, he has cameras.
And most recently, he has determined it's time for a and most recently, he has determined it's time for a coffee break.
Determined it's time for a coffee break.
Clearly, Craig has the coffee break.
Clearly, Craig has the management thing down.
Clearly, Craig has the management thing down.
When we come back, we'll see management thing down.
When we come back, we'll see how he does in the trenches.
When we come back, we'll see how he does in the trenches.
Go easy with that button, doc.
How he does in the trenches.
Go easy with that button, doc.
Well, when we last left go easy with that button, doc.
Well, when we last left Craig piligian, he was on the well, when we last left Craig piligian, he was on the verge of impersonating a host.
Craig piligian, he was on the verge of impersonating a host.
He needed to get a cup of verge of impersonating a host.
He needed to get a cup of coffee in him -- something to he needed to get a cup of coffee in him -- something to elevate his heart rate.
Coffee in him -- something to elevate his heart rate.
I guess a cup of coffee is one elevate his heart rate.
I guess a cup of coffee is one way to do that.
I guess a cup of coffee is one way to do that.
Actually, it's a pretty way to do that.
Actually, it's a pretty interesting process.
Actually, it's a pretty interesting process.
Yeah, it is.
Interesting process.
Yeah, it is.
'Cause most people, you know, yeah, it is.
'Cause most people, you know, one of the most -- the wheels on 'cause most people, you know, one of the most -- the wheels on your car have to be done well, one of the most -- the wheels on your car have to be done well, or you're gonna die.
Your car have to be done well, or you're gonna die.
Yeah.
Or you're gonna die.
Yeah.
This is what we're gonna do yeah.
This is what we're gonna do here.
This is what we're gonna do here.
Go ahead and put the center up here.
Go ahead and put the center up there facing you.
Go ahead and put the center up there facing you.
Okay, so this is the center there facing you.
Okay, so this is the center of the wheel.
Okay, so this is the center of the wheel.
Yeah, but facing you -- the of the wheel.
Yeah, but facing you -- the other side.
Yeah, but facing you -- the other side.
Oh, that's the front of it? Other side.
Oh, that's the front of it? This is the front of it? Oh, that's the front of it? This is the front of it? Yep.
This is the front of it? Yep.
All right, so we put it in yep.
All right, so we put it in this wood-block contraption.
All right, so we put it in this wood-block contraption.
Exactly.
This wood-block contraption.
Exactly.
A little bit more of an angle exactly.
A little bit more of an angle here.
A little bit more of an angle here.
Little bit more of an angle? Here.
Little bit more of an angle? Okay.
Little bit more of an angle? Okay.
Now what I need you to do is okay.
Now what I need you to do is you're gonna grab this bad boy now what I need you to do is you're gonna grab this bad boy here, right? You're gonna grab this bad boy here, right? Yeah.
Here, right? Yeah.
And you're gonna turn that yeah.
And you're gonna turn that baby on.
And you're gonna turn that baby on.
Yeah.
Baby on.
Yeah.
It's very important -- see yeah.
It's very important -- see these rough edges right in here? It's very important -- see these rough edges right in here? Yeah.
These rough edges right in here? Yeah.
It's very important that we yeah.
It's very important that we sand these down before we Polish it's very important that we sand these down before we Polish them.
Sand these down before we Polish them.
Otherwise, you get a lot of them.
Otherwise, you get a lot of waviness in there.
Otherwise, you get a lot of waviness in there.
They won't Polish out waviness in there.
They won't Polish out completely.
They won't Polish out completely.
Uh-huh.
Completely.
Uh-huh.
That's pretty interesting.
Uh-huh.
That's pretty interesting.
So, basically, don't mess that's pretty interesting.
So, basically, don't mess with any flat area that's facing so, basically, don't mess with any flat area that's facing you -- only the areas inside the with any flat area that's facing you -- only the areas inside the window.
You -- only the areas inside the window.
There's the on/off button right window.
There's the on/off button right here.
There's the on/off button right here.
Yeah.
Here.
Yeah.
Things get a little too yeah.
Things get a little too crazy, just flip it off.
Things get a little too crazy, just flip it off.
Have at it.
Crazy, just flip it off.
Have at it.
Okay.
Have at it.
Okay.
[ Motor whirring .]
Okay.
[ Motor whirring .]
All right, so, just [ Motor whirring .]
All right, so, just Oh, boy, you got to hold on all right, so, just Oh, boy, you got to hold on with two hands.
Oh, boy, you got to hold on with two hands.
Yeah, you might want to use with two hands.
Yeah, you might want to use two hands on this.
Yeah, you might want to use two hands on this.
Yeah, yeah.
Two hands on this.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, nice smooth strokes up yeah, yeah.
Yeah, nice smooth strokes up and down on there.
Yeah, nice smooth strokes up and down on there.
It is kind of dusty.
And down on there.
It is kind of dusty.
You really can't tell, but you it is kind of dusty.
You really can't tell, but you do suck in a lot of dust.
You really can't tell, but you do suck in a lot of dust.
I think we're done.
Do suck in a lot of dust.
I think we're done.
Yeah.
I think we're done.
Yeah.
It look done? Yeah.
It look done? It looks all right.
It look done? It looks all right.
Not bad for a beginner.
It looks all right.
Not bad for a beginner.
Hey, Nicholas, we're gonna have not bad for a beginner.
Hey, Nicholas, we're gonna have this guy go ahead and finish it hey, Nicholas, we're gonna have this guy go ahead and finish it to get it ready for that.
This guy go ahead and finish it to get it ready for that.
So what's gonna happen is, I to get it ready for that.
So what's gonna happen is, I sort of screwed this up.
So what's gonna happen is, I sort of screwed this up.
'Cause it isn't as smooth as it sort of screwed this up.
'Cause it isn't as smooth as it should be.
'Cause it isn't as smooth as it should be.
It's not bad, but they're gonna should be.
It's not bad, but they're gonna bring in an expert to finish it.
It's not bad, but they're gonna bring in an expert to finish it.
Where's the expert? Bring in an expert to finish it.
Where's the expert? Right here.
Where's the expert? Right here.
[ Motor whirring .]
Right here.
[ Motor whirring .]
These guys are masterful [ motor whirring .]
These guys are masterful craftsmen here.
These guys are masterful craftsmen here.
Is there anything else for us craftsmen here.
Is there anything else for us to do while he's doing it? Is there anything else for us to do while he's doing it? No.
To do while he's doing it? No.
Well, you know, let's let him no.
Well, you know, let's let him finish, and let's go relax, well, you know, let's let him finish, and let's go relax, fellas.
Finish, and let's go relax, fellas.
Sounds good to me.
Fellas.
Sounds good to me.
Craig piligian simply cannot sounds good to me.
Craig piligian simply cannot help himself.
Craig piligian simply cannot help himself.
Even in a garage, his natural help himself.
Even in a garage, his natural instincts to manage immediately even in a garage, his natural instincts to manage immediately kick in.
Instincts to manage immediately kick in.
And when it's time for Craig to kick in.
And when it's time for Craig to take a break, everybody takes a and when it's time for Craig to take a break, everybody takes a break.
Take a break, everybody takes a break.
Are we taking a break? Break.
Are we taking a break? No, Mike.
Are we taking a break? No, Mike.
We're gonna take an X-ray.
No, Mike.
We're gonna take an X-ray.
It just gets better and we're gonna take an X-ray.
It just gets better and better.
It just gets better and better.
So Mike does this all day -- better.
So Mike does this all day -- stands around? So Mike does this all day -- stands around? That's what Mike does? Stands around? That's what Mike does? Half the time.
That's what Mike does? Half the time.
So why is he bitching like half the time.
So why is he bitching like he's bitching about [bleep.]
So why is he bitching like he's bitching about [bleep.]
because he does it a lot.
He's bitching about [bleep.]
because he does it a lot.
He stands around a lot, and because he does it a lot.
He stands around a lot, and that's bad on the ankles.
He stands around a lot, and that's bad on the ankles.
Wait till you get to hour eight.
That's bad on the ankles.
Wait till you get to hour eight.
I'll make it.
Wait till you get to hour eight.
I'll make it.
I think I'll make hour eight.
I'll make it.
I think I'll make hour eight.
I guess if Mike does this every I think I'll make hour eight.
I guess if Mike does this every day, goes to a different job, I guess if Mike does this every day, goes to a different job, you know, has a couple issues Day, goes to a different job, you know, has a couple issues We pay him pretty good.
You know, has a couple issues We pay him pretty good.
I imagine we pay him.
We pay him pretty good.
I imagine we pay him.
So, the real guy finished this I imagine we pay him.
So, the real guy finished this wheel, and it looks pretty good.
So, the real guy finished this wheel, and it looks pretty good.
It's all nice and smooth.
Wheel, and it looks pretty good.
It's all nice and smooth.
I did my best.
It's all nice and smooth.
I did my best.
No, you did good, though.
I did my best.
No, you did good, though.
You did good.
No, you did good, though.
You did good.
But he did better.
You did good.
But he did better.
For your first time, you did but he did better.
For your first time, you did really good.
For your first time, you did really good.
Yeah.
Really good.
Yeah.
You're too kind.
Yeah.
You're too kind.
Anyway, what's the next step in you're too kind.
Anyway, what's the next step in the process? Anyway, what's the next step in the process? Okay.
Now this is where we the process? Okay.
Now this is where we actually Polish the center.
Okay.
Now this is where we actually Polish the center.
This is our pre-assembly Polish.
Actually Polish the center.
This is our pre-assembly Polish.
It's a scary-looking outfit, this is our pre-assembly Polish.
It's a scary-looking outfit, man, I just got to tell you.
It's a scary-looking outfit, man, I just got to tell you.
That is a scary-looking outfit.
Man, I just got to tell you.
That is a scary-looking outfit.
Get your glasses here.
That is a scary-looking outfit.
Get your glasses here.
Here, I'll do this for you.
Get your glasses here.
Here, I'll do this for you.
Okay, hold on.
Here, I'll do this for you.
Okay, hold on.
We're doing it the wrong way.
Okay, hold on.
We're doing it the wrong way.
Look at these guys.
We're doing it the wrong way.
Look at these guys.
They know what they're doing.
Look at these guys.
They know what they're doing.
And after you Polish these they know what they're doing.
And after you Polish these all day -- and after you Polish these all day -- you don't want to try this at all day -- you don't want to try this at home, honestly.
You don't want to try this at home, honestly.
Which camera? Home, honestly.
Which camera? This one or this one? Which camera? This one or this one? Where do I look at? This one or this one? Where do I look at? Looking at that one? Where do I look at? Looking at that one? Okay.
Looking at that one? Okay.
You don't want to try this at okay.
You don't want to try this at home.
You don't want to try this at home.
And relax.
Home.
And relax.
And breathe.
And relax.
And breathe.
I think what Craig means when and breathe.
I think what Craig means when he says "don't try this at I think what Craig means when he says "don't try this at home" is "I don't want to try he says "don't try this at home" is "I don't want to try this in the garage.
" Home" is "I don't want to try this in the garage.
" Hey, what do I know? This in the garage.
" Hey, what do I know? I'm just a host getting a chest hey, what do I know? I'm just a host getting a chest X-ray.
I'm just a host getting a chest X-ray.
And for the record, don't try X-ray.
And for the record, don't try this at home.
And for the record, don't try this at home.
Oh, I love this part.
This at home.
Oh, I love this part.
It's been a while.
Oh, I love this part.
It's been a while.
[ Chuckles .]
It's been a while.
[ Chuckles .]
190 [ Chuckles .]
190 Ugh.
190 Ugh.
Just go ahead and write it down.
Ugh.
Just go ahead and write it down.
Look, if you're gonna host this just go ahead and write it down.
Look, if you're gonna host this gig, you're gonna come look, if you're gonna host this gig, you're gonna come face-to-face every day with gig, you're gonna come face-to-face every day with things that make you sick.
Face-to-face every day with things that make you sick.
You're also gonna come things that make you sick.
You're also gonna come face-to-face with things that you're also gonna come face-to-face with things that simply scare the heck out of face-to-face with things that simply scare the heck out of you.
Simply scare the heck out of you.
Truth is, if you want to host you.
Truth is, if you want to host "dirty jobs," you really don't truth is, if you want to host "dirty jobs," you really don't need a lot of skill.
"Dirty jobs," you really don't need a lot of skill.
You just need the willingness need a lot of skill.
You just need the willingness to try anything once.
You just need the willingness to try anything once.
What I want you to do is, I to try anything once.
What I want you to do is, I want you to put that against what I want you to do is, I want you to put that against your stomach.
Want you to put that against your stomach.
In case of what? Your stomach.
In case of what? Just in case the part -- in case of what? Just in case the part -- because if you catch an edge, just in case the part -- because if you catch an edge, that thing's gonna fly back and because if you catch an edge, that thing's gonna fly back and hit you in the stomach.
That thing's gonna fly back and hit you in the stomach.
Is that why you're wearing hit you in the stomach.
Is that why you're wearing the pad? Is that why you're wearing the pad? That's why he wears the pad.
The pad? That's why he wears the pad.
Okay.
That's why he wears the pad.
Okay.
Grab that end.
Okay.
Grab that end.
Yeah.
Grab that end.
Yeah.
And then we're gonna go ahead yeah.
And then we're gonna go ahead and fish it in here.
And then we're gonna go ahead and fish it in here.
Yeah.
And fish it in here.
Yeah.
You're gonna fish it in.
Yeah.
You're gonna fish it in.
Oh, this is, like You're gonna fish it in.
Oh, this is, like Little homemade deal we got oh, this is, like Little homemade deal we got there.
Little homemade deal we got there.
A little homemade deal there.
A little homemade deal they're making here.
a little homemade deal they're making here.
And you hold it there.
They're making here.
And you hold it there.
It'll sort of hold it there and you hold it there.
It'll sort of hold it there with the thing.
It'll sort of hold it there with the thing.
Yeah.
With the thing.
Yeah.
So, get your gloves on.
Yeah.
So, get your gloves on.
Uh-huh.
So, get your gloves on.
Uh-huh.
Where's my glasses? Uh-huh.
Where's my glasses? Here's your glasses.
Where's my glasses? Here's your glasses.
Like those are gonna do a lot here's your glasses.
Like those are gonna do a lot of good when that freaking thing like those are gonna do a lot of good when that freaking thing comes flying up, hits me in the of good when that freaking thing comes flying up, hits me in the face, huh? Comes flying up, hits me in the face, huh? Okay.
Now here's -- face, huh? Okay.
Now here's -- I haven't seen what you do.
Okay.
Now here's -- I haven't seen what you do.
Would you do it for me once and I haven't seen what you do.
Would you do it for me once and show me? Would you do it for me once and show me? Go ahead and show him.
Show me? Go ahead and show him.
Okay.
Go ahead and show him.
Okay.
So, you go ahead.
Okay.
So, you go ahead.
[ Motor whirring .]
So, you go ahead.
[ Motor whirring .]
That thing's moving pretty [ motor whirring .]
That thing's moving pretty fast.
That thing's moving pretty fast.
That thing's moving real fast.
That thing's moving real fast.
That thing's moving real fast.
So, first, he does that Fast.
So, first, he does that Puts a little wax on it.
So, first, he does that Puts a little wax on it.
That's another wax? Puts a little wax on it.
That's another wax? Yeah, those are all polishing that's another wax? Yeah, those are all polishing compounds he's putting on there.
Yeah, those are all polishing compounds he's putting on there.
Polishing compounds.
Compounds he's putting on there.
Polishing compounds.
[ Metal clanging .]
Polishing compounds.
[ Metal clanging .]
That wasn't good.
[ Metal clanging .]
That wasn't good.
[ Whirring .]
That wasn't good.
[ Whirring .]
You're out of your [bleep.]
Mind.
[ Whirring .]
You're out of your [bleep.]
mind.
There's no way I'm doing that.
You're out of your [bleep.]
mind.
There's no way I'm doing that.
You got to be real careful.
There's no way I'm doing that.
You got to be real careful.
You got to hold that part.
You got to be real careful.
You got to hold that part.
Yeah.
You got to hold that part.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
He's got to hold that part yeah.
He's got to hold that part pretty strong.
He's got to hold that part pretty strong.
Yeah, you got to Pretty strong.
Yeah, you got to You got to watch what you're yeah, you got to You got to watch what you're doing on this one.
You got to watch what you're doing on this one.
Yeah, yeah, you got to know doing on this one.
Yeah, yeah, you got to know what you're doing.
Yeah, yeah, you got to know what you're doing.
Yeah.
What you're doing.
Yeah.
No, he can Yeah.
No, he can Stop for just a second.
No, he can Stop for just a second.
Hey, barsky.
Stop for just a second.
Hey, barsky.
I don't care what Mike rowe hey, barsky.
I don't care what Mike rowe does.
I don't care what Mike rowe does.
I ain't doing that.
Does.
I ain't doing that.
Not a chance.
I ain't doing that.
Not a chance.
I got to go to work tomorrow.
Not a chance.
I got to go to work tomorrow.
Yeah, but, Craig, that's the I got to go to work tomorrow.
Yeah, but, Craig, that's the show.
Yeah, but, Craig, that's the show.
You get dirty.
Show.
You get dirty.
That's the idea.
You get dirty.
That's the idea.
No, getting dirty's one that's the idea.
No, getting dirty's one thing.
No, getting dirty's one thing.
Getting killed is another.
Thing.
Getting killed is another.
You're not gonna die.
Getting killed is another.
You're not gonna die.
Mike's not dead.
You're not gonna die.
Mike's not dead.
He's just tired.
Mike's not dead.
He's just tired.
Yeah, Mike hasn't done this.
He's just tired.
Yeah, Mike hasn't done this.
He's done a lot worse, Craig.
Yeah, Mike hasn't done this.
He's done a lot worse, Craig.
No, he hasn't.
He's done a lot worse, Craig.
No, he hasn't.
Mike gets dirty.
No, he hasn't.
Mike gets dirty.
That's one thing.
Mike gets dirty.
That's one thing.
I'll get dirty.
That's one thing.
I'll get dirty.
I'll crawl on the [bleep.]
floor.
I'll get dirty.
I'll crawl on the [bleep.]
floor.
That's one thing.
I'll crawl on the [bleep.]
floor.
That's one thing.
I ain't gonna [bleep.]
do that.
That's one thing.
I ain't gonna [bleep.]
do that.
That'll kill you.
I ain't gonna [bleep.]
do that.
That'll kill you.
He lets go of that thing, i'm that'll kill you.
He lets go of that thing, i'm dead.
He lets go of that thing, i'm dead.
And I'm standing here.
Dead.
And I'm standing here.
If I'm doing that, I'm dead.
And I'm standing here.
If I'm doing that, I'm dead.
So you're chickening out, is if I'm doing that, I'm dead.
So you're chickening out, is what you're saying? So you're chickening out, is what you're saying? No, I ain't chickening out.
What you're saying? No, I ain't chickening out.
Oh, [bleep.]
No, I ain't chickening out.
Oh, [bleep.]
I don't even know how to hold oh, [bleep.]
I don't even know how to hold the [bleep.]
Thing.
I don't even know how to hold the [bleep.]
thing.
You hold it with your hands.
The [bleep.]
thing.
You hold it with your hands.
Yeah.
You hold it with your hands.
Yeah.
Okay, barsky.
Yeah.
Okay, barsky.
See, he's got one hand.
Okay, barsky.
See, he's got one hand.
He's doing it with one hand.
See, he's got one hand.
He's doing it with one hand.
You can do that.
He's doing it with one hand.
You can do that.
Come on.
You can do that.
Come on.
Now, that looks pretty come on.
Now, that looks pretty dangerous to me.
Now, that looks pretty dangerous to me.
All right.
Dangerous to me.
All right.
What's next? All right.
What's next? Boy, I'll tell you, though.
What's next? Boy, I'll tell you, though.
It stinks.
Boy, I'll tell you, though.
It stinks.
Well, you know what? It stinks.
Well, you know what? Let's let him finish it, and well, you know what? Let's let him finish it, and I'll take you to the next step.
Let's let him finish it, and I'll take you to the next step.
I ain't doing that.
I'll take you to the next step.
I ain't doing that.
All right! All right! I ain't doing that.
All right! All right! [Bleep.]
That! All right! All right! [Bleep.]
That! I'm the boss! [Bleep.]
That! I'm the boss! I ain't doing that! I'm the boss! I ain't doing that! "I ain't doing that"? I ain't doing that! "I ain't doing that"? "I ain't doing that"? "I ain't doing that"? "I ain't doing that"? What the heck is going on out "I ain't doing that"? What the heck is going on out there? What the heck is going on out there? The host has to do the work.
There? The host has to do the work.
The field producer needs to the host has to do the work.
The field producer needs to make sure that happens.
The field producer needs to make sure that happens.
I mean, come on.
Make sure that happens.
I mean, come on.
You backed off.
I mean, come on.
You backed off.
What gives? You backed off.
What gives? You treat me differently than what gives? You treat me differently than you treat Craig.
You treat me differently than you treat Craig.
That's the bottom line.
You treat Craig.
That's the bottom line.
It's sickening.
That's the bottom line.
It's sickening.
You don't cut my checks, do it's sickening.
You don't cut my checks, do you? You don't cut my checks, do you? Oh, this is shameful.
You? Oh, this is shameful.
Let's get back to the action, or oh, this is shameful.
Let's get back to the action, or inaction -- see what Craig is let's get back to the action, or inaction -- see what Craig is doing, or not doing now.
Inaction -- see what Craig is doing, or not doing now.
Unbelievable.
Doing, or not doing now.
Unbelievable.
Okay.
Now we're at the unbelievable.
Okay.
Now we're at the assembly process.
Okay.
Now we're at the assembly process.
Basically, these are welded assembly process.
Basically, these are welded two-piece wheels.
Basically, these are welded two-piece wheels.
So, what we have -- two-piece wheels.
So, what we have -- so this is the one piece and so, what we have -- so this is the one piece and this is the other piece.
So this is the one piece and this is the other piece.
Exactly.
This is the other piece.
Exactly.
So this has to be welded onto exactly.
So this has to be welded onto this piece? So this has to be welded onto this piece? Correct.
This piece? Correct.
Put it on the turntable.
Correct.
Put it on the turntable.
Like this? Put it on the turntable.
Like this? There you go.
Like this? There you go.
Make sure it's on there pretty there you go.
Make sure it's on there pretty evenly.
Make sure it's on there pretty evenly.
Okay, now what we're gonna do is evenly.
Okay, now what we're gonna do is you're gonna move these -- okay, now what we're gonna do is you're gonna move these -- feel like I'm in pottery you're gonna move these -- feel like I'm in pottery class here.
Okay.
Feel like I'm in pottery class here.
Okay.
Yeah, you're good.
Class here.
Okay.
Yeah, you're good.
These are the fire gloves.
Yeah, you're good.
These are the fire gloves.
Okay.
These are the fire gloves.
Okay.
These are the fire gloves.
Okay.
These are the fire gloves.
You know how to use one of these are the fire gloves.
You know how to use one of these? You know how to use one of these? Never used one before in my these? Never used one before in my life.
Never used one before in my life.
Okay, you're gonna kind of life.
Okay, you're gonna kind of squeeze this together like this.
Okay, you're gonna kind of squeeze this together like this.
Yeah.
Squeeze this together like this.
Yeah.
And you're gonna create a yeah.
And you're gonna create a spark.
And you're gonna create a spark.
All right, I got it.
Spark.
All right, I got it.
It creates a spark.
All right, I got it.
It creates a spark.
Most guys watching this know it.
It creates a spark.
Most guys watching this know it.
I don't happen to know it, but most guys watching this know it.
I don't happen to know it, but it doesn't matter anymore.
I don't happen to know it, but it doesn't matter anymore.
You ready? It doesn't matter anymore.
You ready? Just want to get done.
You ready? Just want to get done.
Go ahead and get a spark.
Just want to get done.
Go ahead and get a spark.
Go ahead? Go ahead and get a spark.
Go ahead? Got to -- go ahead? Got to -- which way? Got to -- which way? Yeah.
As you're pulling it which way? Yeah.
As you're pulling it this way, you want to grab it yeah.
As you're pulling it this way, you want to grab it like this.
This way, you want to grab it like this.
Oh, to make a real spark.
Like this.
Oh, to make a real spark.
Oh, you want to create friction oh, to make a real spark.
Oh, you want to create friction is what you want to do.
Oh, you want to create friction is what you want to do.
Oh, I see.
Is what you want to do.
Oh, I see.
Oh, you want -- oh.
Oh, I see.
Oh, you want -- oh.
Okay.
So, Mike, do you anticipate coming into contact with any of the following.
Coming into contact with any of the following.
Toxic fumes? The following.
Toxic fumes? Yes.
Toxic fumes? Yes.
Smoke? Yes.
Smoke? Yes.
Smoke? Yes.
Fecal matter? Yes.
Fecal matter? Absolutely.
Fecal matter? Absolutely.
What kind? Absolutely.
What kind? Dog, cat, kangaroo, what kind? Dog, cat, kangaroo, hippopotamus, rhino, ostrich, dog, cat, kangaroo, hippopotamus, rhino, ostrich, human -- hippopotamus, rhino, ostrich, human -- I mentioned rhino, correct? Human -- I mentioned rhino, correct? Yes, you did.
I mentioned rhino, correct? Yes, you did.
Oh.
All kinds.
Yes, you did.
Oh.
All kinds.
I get the point.
Oh.
All kinds.
I get the point.
Yeah.
I get the point.
Yeah.
So far, Craig has come in yeah.
So far, Craig has come in contact with all kinds of so far, Craig has come in contact with all kinds of coffee -- three cups at last contact with all kinds of coffee -- three cups at last count -- and four breaks.
Coffee -- three cups at last count -- and four breaks.
He must be exhausted.
Count -- and four breaks.
He must be exhausted.
[ Chuckles .]
He must be exhausted.
[ Chuckles .]
Actually, Craig has told me on [ chuckles .]
Actually, Craig has told me on more than one occasion, the actually, Craig has told me on more than one occasion, the cardinal rule in television is more than one occasion, the cardinal rule in television is to never reinvent the wheel.
Cardinal rule in television is to never reinvent the wheel.
Of course, his job today is to to never reinvent the wheel.
Of course, his job today is to help create a wheel.
Of course, his job today is to help create a wheel.
Maybe that's the problem.
Help create a wheel.
Maybe that's the problem.
So, what we're gonna do is, maybe that's the problem.
So, what we're gonna do is, we're gonna keep that on for so, what we're gonna do is, we're gonna keep that on for about a minute.
We're gonna keep that on for about a minute.
The outer will expand, and it about a minute.
The outer will expand, and it will expand just enough to let the outer will expand, and it will expand just enough to let us Will expand just enough to let us Dump that in there.
Us Dump that in there.
Dump that in there in the dump that in there.
Dump that in there in the spot it's in, and then we go dump that in there in the spot it's in, and then we go ahead, and we cool it down.
Spot it's in, and then we go ahead, and we cool it down.
As it cools down, it contracts.
Ahead, and we cool it down.
As it cools down, it contracts.
It gives us a press fit.
As it cools down, it contracts.
It gives us a press fit.
Okay, go ahead and It gives us a press fit.
Okay, go ahead and Okay.
Okay, go ahead and Okay.
Stop the turntable.
Okay.
Stop the turntable.
All right.
Stop the turntable.
All right.
Take this here.
All right.
Take this here.
Yeah, and that's why -- take this here.
Yeah, and that's why -- make sure it's pretty much yeah, and that's why -- make sure it's pretty much centered on there, visually, and make sure it's pretty much centered on there, visually, and then grab the center.
Centered on there, visually, and then grab the center.
Make sure it goes in there then grab the center.
Make sure it goes in there straight and level.
Make sure it goes in there straight and level.
Okay, you're good.
Straight and level.
Okay, you're good.
Now turn on the air.
Okay, you're good.
Now turn on the air.
To the right, yeah.
Now turn on the air.
To the right, yeah.
See, there's little air holes on to the right, yeah.
See, there's little air holes on the base, like, right here? See, there's little air holes on the base, like, right here? Oh! The base, like, right here? Oh! And they'll shoot air, and oh! And they'll shoot air, and it's gonna cool the outer.
And they'll shoot air, and it's gonna cool the outer.
See, there's air coming out it's gonna cool the outer.
See, there's air coming out of these little tiny holes in see, there's air coming out of these little tiny holes in there that cool the inside of of these little tiny holes in there that cool the inside of that rim.
There that cool the inside of that rim.
And now it's contracting, and that rim.
And now it's contracting, and it's gonna get -- we call it a and now it's contracting, and it's gonna get -- we call it a press fit.
It's gonna get -- we call it a press fit.
It really is.
Press fit.
It really is.
Called a press fit.
It really is.
Called a press fit.
We're press-fitting it right called a press fit.
We're press-fitting it right now, the center.
We're press-fitting it right now, the center.
Want to weld the wheel now? Now, the center.
Want to weld the wheel now? Yeah, go ahead one.
Want to weld the wheel now? Yeah, go ahead one.
Piece of cake, Mike.
Yeah, go ahead one.
Piece of cake, Mike.
You want to watch it? Piece of cake, Mike.
You want to watch it? Put your visor down.
You want to watch it? Put your visor down.
All right, what do I do? Put your visor down.
All right, what do I do? Just take a look at it.
All right, what do I do? Just take a look at it.
Don't get too close.
Just take a look at it.
Don't get too close.
Wow! That's pretty [bleep.]
Don't get too close.
Wow! That's pretty [bleep.]
cool! Wow! That's pretty [bleep.]
cool! You guys see that in there? Cool! You guys see that in there? You guys see how that works? You guys see that in there? You guys see how that works? Seriously, give me the camera.
You guys see how that works? Seriously, give me the camera.
I can shoot.
Seriously, give me the camera.
I can shoot.
Give me the camera.
I can shoot.
Give me the camera.
You want to shoot? Give me the camera.
You want to shoot? Yeah, I can shoot.
You want to shoot? Yeah, I can shoot.
Give me the [bleep.]
Yeah, I can shoot.
Give me the [bleep.]
isn't it amazing that, just give me the [bleep.]
isn't it amazing that, just because a guy owns a company, he isn't it amazing that, just because a guy owns a company, he thinks he can do everything? Because a guy owns a company, he thinks he can do everything? Nice shot, Craig.
Thinks he can do everything? Nice shot, Craig.
This from Troy's camera.
Nice shot, Craig.
This from Troy's camera.
Again, from cameraman this from Troy's camera.
Again, from cameraman extraordinaire.
Again, from cameraman extraordinaire.
Did you focus it? Extraordinaire.
Did you focus it? I don't know.
Did you focus it? I don't know.
Is it on? I don't know.
Is it on? Yeah, it's on.
Is it on? Yeah, it's on.
You got to adjust the Iris, you yeah, it's on.
You got to adjust the Iris, you got to focus it, you got to do you got to adjust the Iris, you got to focus it, you got to do all that.
Got to focus it, you got to do all that.
I don't know what that all all that.
I don't know what that all means.
I don't know what that all means.
Let me put it on auto for means.
Let me put it on auto for you.
Let me put it on auto for you.
Put it on auto for me.
You.
Put it on auto for me.
There.
Try that.
Put it on auto for me.
There.
Try that.
Try that again.
There.
Try that.
Try that again.
It's almost done.
Try that again.
It's almost done.
Oh, it's done.
It's almost done.
Oh, it's done.
Oh, it's done.
Oh, it's done.
Oh, it's done.
So, we're done? Oh, it's done.
So, we're done? I think we got it.
So, we're done? I think we got it.
Gonna put it up -- I think we got it.
Gonna put it up -- yeah, there you go.
Gonna put it up -- yeah, there you go.
Look at that.
Yeah, there you go.
Look at that.
Look at that weld.
Look at that.
Look at that weld.
Isn't that cool? Look at that weld.
Isn't that cool? Once Craig finally finished isn't that cool? Once Craig finally finished the welding, it was just a once Craig finally finished the welding, it was just a matter of more polishing -- the welding, it was just a matter of more polishing -- a lot more polishing.
This is not an easy job.
These things weigh about 50 pounds.
These things weigh about 50 pounds.
It looks easy, I know.
50 pounds.
It looks easy, I know.
I'm making it look easy.
It looks easy, I know.
I'm making it look easy.
But it isn't.
I'm making it look easy.
But it isn't.
That wasn't too bad, barsky.
But it isn't.
That wasn't too bad, barsky.
I did okay.
That wasn't too bad, barsky.
I did okay.
The other one, I was a little I did okay.
The other one, I was a little nervous about.
The other one, I was a little nervous about.
At least you did something.
Nervous about.
At least you did something.
At least I did something.
At least you did something.
At least I did something.
I'm getting kind of fond of at least I did something.
I'm getting kind of fond of this wheel.
I'm getting kind of fond of this wheel.
I don't want to let it go.
This wheel.
I don't want to let it go.
No, I'm liking it.
I don't want to let it go.
No, I'm liking it.
I can see myself.
No, I'm liking it.
I can see myself.
Beautiful.
I can see myself.
Beautiful.
And as the end of the day beautiful.
And as the end of the day approached, Craig got a visit and as the end of the day approached, Craig got a visit from his boss -- Boyd coddington approached, Craig got a visit from his boss -- Boyd coddington himself.
From his boss -- Boyd coddington himself.
Boyd.
Himself.
Boyd.
You ever hear of a guy named Boyd.
You ever hear of a guy named Mike rowe? You ever hear of a guy named Mike rowe? No.
Unh-unh.
Mike rowe? No.
Unh-unh.
You ever heard of Mike rowe? No.
Unh-unh.
You ever heard of Mike rowe? Who is he? You ever heard of Mike rowe? Who is he? See, barsky? Who is he? See, barsky? He's the host of this show.
See, barsky? He's the host of this show.
Really? He's the host of this show.
Really? He's the host of really? He's the host of "dirty jobs.
" He's the host of "dirty jobs.
" Where's he at? "Dirty jobs.
" Where's he at? He's not here today, Boyd.
Where's he at? He's not here today, Boyd.
That's the depressing thing he's not here today, Boyd.
That's the depressing thing about it.
That's the depressing thing about it.
That's why I'm here.
About it.
That's why I'm here.
You're doing good, though.
That's why I'm here.
You're doing good, though.
Thank you, Boyd.
You're doing good, though.
Thank you, Boyd.
I appreciate it.
Thank you, Boyd.
I appreciate it.
That looks good.
I appreciate it.
That looks good.
That looks good.
That looks good.
That looks good.
Now what I want you to do is do that looks good.
Now what I want you to do is do the same thing in here.
Now what I want you to do is do the same thing in here.
Just clean those lug areas -- the same thing in here.
Just clean those lug areas -- with wax, or just -- just clean those lug areas -- with wax, or just -- no, just go ahead.
With wax, or just -- no, just go ahead.
There should be enough -- no, just go ahead.
There should be enough -- you're not gonna ship that there should be enough -- you're not gonna ship that wheel like that, are you? You're not gonna ship that wheel like that, are you? It's got to look a hell of a wheel like that, are you? It's got to look a hell of a lot better than that.
It's got to look a hell of a lot better than that.
Yeah, I know, Boyd.
Lot better than that.
Yeah, I know, Boyd.
We still have work to do here, yeah, I know, Boyd.
We still have work to do here, Boyd.
We still have work to do here, Boyd.
We still have a couple hours of Boyd.
We still have a couple hours of elbow grease.
We still have a couple hours of elbow grease.
I was gonna say, if you elbow grease.
I was gonna say, if you expect to send that, that's I was gonna say, if you expect to send that, that's We still have some more work expect to send that, that's We still have some more work to do here, Boyd.
We still have some more work to do here, Boyd.
Okay.
To do here, Boyd.
Okay.
Thanks for coming by, though.
Okay.
Thanks for coming by, though.
Yeah, see you later.
Thanks for coming by, though.
Yeah, see you later.
Okay.
Yeah, see you later.
Okay.
Well, we're doing the best we okay.
Well, we're doing the best we can.
Well, we're doing the best we can.
Yeah, exactly.
Can.
Yeah, exactly.
Barsky, you mind if I call yeah, exactly.
Barsky, you mind if I call Jessica while I'm working and barsky, you mind if I call Jessica while I'm working and see if I got any messages? Jessica while I'm working and see if I got any messages? No, you got to keep working, see if I got any messages? No, you got to keep working, Craig.
No, you got to keep working, Craig.
Beautiful.
Craig.
Beautiful.
Do we put the cap on? Beautiful.
Do we put the cap on? Think you're good.
Do we put the cap on? Think you're good.
There we go.
Think you're good.
There we go.
Just stand back and take a there we go.
Just stand back and take a look at that thing.
Just stand back and take a look at that thing.
"Dirty jobs.
" Look at that thing.
"Dirty jobs.
" "Dirty jobs.
" "Dirty jobs.
" "Dirty jobs.
" Looks good.
"Dirty jobs.
" Looks good.
No, it looks really good.
Looks good.
No, it looks really good.
All right, now I need you to no, it looks really good.
All right, now I need you to put this in a bag.
All right, now I need you to put this in a bag.
You ever heard of Mike rowe? Put this in a bag.
You ever heard of Mike rowe? Doing what? You ever heard of Mike rowe? Doing what? What's that? Doing what? What's that? Doing what? What's that? Doing what? [ Laughs .]
Doing what? [ Laughs .]
Nothing today.
[ Laughs .]
Nothing today.
That's my point today.
Nothing today.
That's my point today.
That's exactly my point.
That's my point today.
That's exactly my point.
Did you get her saying that? That's exactly my point.
Did you get her saying that? And just like that, 12 hours did you get her saying that? And just like that, 12 hours later, I am out of here.
And just like that, 12 hours later, I am out of here.
Look, there's no doubt about it.
Later, I am out of here.
Look, there's no doubt about it.
I do have an unusual job.
Look, there's no doubt about it.
I do have an unusual job.
But I also have two very I do have an unusual job.
But I also have two very unusual bosses.
But I also have two very unusual bosses.
Eddie barbini and unusual bosses.
Eddie barbini and Craig piligian didn't have to go Eddie barbini and Craig piligian didn't have to go on national television and walk Craig piligian didn't have to go on national television and walk a mile in my shoes, but they on national television and walk a mile in my shoes, but they were willing to do that, and for a mile in my shoes, but they were willing to do that, and for that, they have my undying were willing to do that, and for that, they have my undying thanks and gratitude.
That, they have my undying thanks and gratitude.
Would your boss do that? Thanks and gratitude.
Would your boss do that? Only one way to find out -- ask would your boss do that? Only one way to find out -- ask him.
Only one way to find out -- ask him.
In the meantime, I got my him.
In the meantime, I got my lollipop, and I got my clean in the meantime, I got my lollipop, and I got my clean bill of health, which means i'm lollipop, and I got my clean bill of health, which means i'm going back to getting dirty, bill of health, which means i'm going back to getting dirty, and Craig and Eddie are going going back to getting dirty, and Craig and Eddie are going back to being my boss.
And Craig and Eddie are going back to being my boss.
As for you, doc, thank you, and back to being my boss.
As for you, doc, thank you, and I like it when you push me.
As for you, doc, thank you, and I like it when you push me.
Please proceed.
I like it when you push me.
Please proceed.
I'm parked around back by the please proceed.
I'm parked around back by the dumpster.
I'm parked around back by the dumpster.
So, me and my pal Doug are dumpster.
So, me and my pal Doug are 500 feet underground in a coal so, me and my pal Doug are 500 feet underground in a coal chute in an anthracite coal 500 feet underground in a coal chute in an anthracite coal mine, and we've come here for chute in an anthracite coal mine, and we've come here for the specific purpose of asking mine, and we've come here for the specific purpose of asking you to please go to the specific purpose of asking you to please go to discovery.
Com and suggest our you to please go to discovery.
Com and suggest our next dirty job.
Discovery.
com and suggest our next dirty job.
We'll go virtually anywhere.
Next dirty job.
We'll go virtually anywhere.
Look at the poor slob -- lying we'll go virtually anywhere.
Look at the poor slob -- lying in a waterfall.
Look at the poor slob -- lying in a waterfall.
It's pathetic.
In a waterfall.
It's pathetic.
We need your help.
It's pathetic.
We need your help.
Discovery.
Com/dirtyjobs.
We need your help.
Discovery.
Com/dirtyjobs.
Thanks very much.
And, just like that, 12 hours later [ Chuckles .]
my foot snaps off like a piece of seasoned pine.
Why? Because the good doctor has seen fit to run me into a wall.
Hard to really know what makes her tick.
All those fancy diplomas on the wall -- clearly, there's not one there that speaks to spatial fricking relations.
[ Laughter .]
You have a pretty wife, barsky.
I'm surprised.
I saw her at the party, i'm going, "that's really barsky's wife? He didn't pay her to come?" I'm a very lucky man.
No, you're an oompa loompa is what you are.
My name's Mike rowe, and I've put a pig on a pedestal.
Why? Put a pig on a pedestal.
Why? Because even though he works in why? Because even though he works in the dirt, this noble creature is because even though he works in the dirt, this noble creature is the embodiment of hard work, the dirt, this noble creature is the embodiment of hard work, self-sacrifice, and a the embodiment of hard work, self-sacrifice, and a good-natured willingness to get self-sacrifice, and a good-natured willingness to get the job done, no matter how good-natured willingness to get the job done, no matter how dirty.
The job done, no matter how dirty.
Day after day, he goes about his dirty.
Day after day, he goes about his business without complaint, and day after day, he goes about his business without complaint, and night after night, he brings business without complaint, and night after night, he brings home the bacon.
Night after night, he brings home the bacon.
[ Pig grunts .]
Home the bacon.
[ Pig grunts .]
I am sorry I said that.
[ Pig grunts .]
I am sorry I said that.
What's on your pedestal?