Erky Perky (2006) s02e12 Episode Script
Pantry of Horrors
Crazy!
Life was good
on Hot Dog Stand ♪
For two bugs
with food demands ♪
Had our last meal
one sunny day ♪
They got caught
up and swept away ♪
Into Kitchen's
where they landed ♪
We're so hungry ♪
And we're stranded ♪
Finding food is
quite a mission ♪
Other bugs are competition ♪
Now just one question ♪
How do we find our
way back home? ♪
(ominous music)
(howling)
(snoring)
(rumbling)
(yells)
- Erky!
What was that?
- What was what?
(rumbling)
- That!
- That Perky was the
sound of something
going bump in the night.
- Something, what
kind of something?
- Well I'll go and have a look.
(owl hoots)
(rumbling)
- Don't leave me here alone!
(whimpering)
(yawns)
(rumbling)
(horror music)
(bumping)
Oh there it goes again!
- There's something in there.
And it's possibly tasty.
You go in and check it out.
- But what if it's a ghost?
- I'll eat it, go.
(suspenseful music)
(screams)
(thumping)
Oh, it's just Moldy.
- Oh Moldy, you scared me!
I thought you were a ghost.
- I can't believe
an old coot like me
scared a couple of
youngsters like you.
- You didn't scare me.
- Thanks fellas, I
haven't had so much fun
since I took first
prize for oozing
at the beesuckers ball.
(giggles)
- I wasn't scared!
Boo! (yelps)
Boo! (yelps)
(screams)
Ooh I'm a ghost!
- Go away ghost, go away!
Take everything you want!
(laughs)
- If you had piles of crumbs
it would be worth
pretending to be a ghost.
- Oh so go and scare someone
with piles of crumbs then.
- That's it!
It just might work.
- Oh no, I've seen
that "it just might work"
look in your eyes before.
- Ah it's brilliant!
We can pull the same
ghost bit on Mad Margaret.
- Oh no no no,
leave me out of this.
- It's foolproof,
all we have to do
is make her believe
there's a ghost in Kitchen.
- Stop saying
we, there is no we.
- Mad Margaret
will be so scared,
she'll leave Kitchen
and we get all her food!
- Ooh, I like that we.
How do we do it?
- Step one, tell everyone
there's a ghost in Kitchen.
- There's a ghost?
- That was great
Perky, you're a natural!
Keep it up.
It's a ghost, a huge ghost!
(gasps, farts)
With long, pointy teeth.
(squealing)
And it's this tall, no taller!
(squealing)
And it's got five, no 10 mouths!
- No!
- And it breathes fire!
(gasps)
- I'm scared!
- Step two Perky, we sit back
and wait to be summoned
by Mad Margaret.
(buzzing)
- Mad Margaret wants
to see you two right now.
- What did I tell you?
- Me too?
- Both of you! (gulps)
- What's this about a
big ghost in Kitchen?
- I can sense something.
- What?
- Shh.
- Ouch!
- Ooh.
Ooh.
I am a ghost breaker
and spooky spirit smasher.
You are safe with me, Margaret.
Ooh.
Come out ghosty, come
out wherever you are!
Oh the lair is haunted,
a ghost lives here!
- Run, run for your lives!
- Of course there's
a ghost here.
- Huh?
- Yes, there is?
- His name is Victor.
- Victor?
- Yes Victor, she said Victor!
Why don't you listen?
- Uh, I was right!
I can get rid of it.
- Get rid of Victor?
But I like Victor, he keeps
me company at night.
- Oh I'm not
talking about Victor.
I'm talking about the big ghost!
Ooh!
- In here?
- No, no in Kitchen.
A big, bad ghost and it
eats little ghosts for dinner.
- You mean?
- Oh aye, it'll gobble
up wee Victor.
Just for a snack.
- Then get rid of that
other ghost or else!
- What now?
- Step three.
I haven't thought of it yet,
so we'll jump
ahead to step four.
- Which is?
- Step four, I bring Mad
Margaret and her food
to that cupboard.
You are hiding inside,
pretending to be a ghost
and making scary ghost noises.
- Ooh like this?
(wailing)
- Erky's ghost!
(screaming)
- [Bugs] Run, run!
- The ghost, the ghost!
(screaming)
(wailing)
- Not bad, but can you
give it a bit more throttle?
(wailing)
- Oh, I've met the ghost!
And he's very upset.
He's willing to leave
Kitchen on one condition.
- Which is?
- You give him lots of food.
- I'm not giving him food!
- Oh well then, I suppose
he'll just have to eat Victor.
- Not my Victor, oh no!
(sighs)
Cecil!
Bring me some
crumbs and a handbag.
- Okay ooh!
(moaning)
Here we are, toss all the
crumbs into the cupboard.
- How do we know
the ghost is in there?
- Oh ghosty, are you in here?
(thudding)
Yes, he's in there.
(wailing)
- Now, go away.
- Well you have to
toss in more than that.
He's a very big ghost.
(wailing)
Oh come on Margaret,
think of Victor.
- Oh this had better work.
- Trust me, you'll not be
bothered by that ghost again.
(wailing)
And that's that, he's all gone.
- Are you sure?
- Yeah, nothing to see
here, no nothing at all.
- Well I'll hold you
personally responsible
if he ever shows up again.
Come, Cecil!
- I'm brilliant, I'm
so brilliant I'm scary!
- Oh, there you are. (gasps)
- Perky, if you're here
then who's in there?
(wailing)
(screaming)
- Ooh. (chuckles)
Coast is clear everyone.
(laughing)
- I love a good ghost story!
(snoring)
(rumbling)
- Perky!
What was that?
- What was what?
(rumbling)
- That!
- That Erky was the sound of
something going
bump in the night.
- Something, what
kind of something?
- Well, go and have a look.
- I'm not going!
You go.
- No you!
- You!
- You!
- You!
- You!
- You!
- You!
- [Erky] You!
(upbeat music)
Life was good
on Hot Dog Stand ♪
For two bugs
with food demands ♪
Had our last meal
one sunny day ♪
They got caught
up and swept away ♪
Into Kitchen's
where they landed ♪
We're so hungry ♪
And we're stranded ♪
Finding food is
quite a mission ♪
Other bugs are competition ♪
Now just one question ♪
How do we find our
way back home? ♪
(ominous music)
(howling)
(snoring)
(rumbling)
(yells)
- Erky!
What was that?
- What was what?
(rumbling)
- That!
- That Perky was the
sound of something
going bump in the night.
- Something, what
kind of something?
- Well I'll go and have a look.
(owl hoots)
(rumbling)
- Don't leave me here alone!
(whimpering)
(yawns)
(rumbling)
(horror music)
(bumping)
Oh there it goes again!
- There's something in there.
And it's possibly tasty.
You go in and check it out.
- But what if it's a ghost?
- I'll eat it, go.
(suspenseful music)
(screams)
(thumping)
Oh, it's just Moldy.
- Oh Moldy, you scared me!
I thought you were a ghost.
- I can't believe
an old coot like me
scared a couple of
youngsters like you.
- You didn't scare me.
- Thanks fellas, I
haven't had so much fun
since I took first
prize for oozing
at the beesuckers ball.
(giggles)
- I wasn't scared!
Boo! (yelps)
Boo! (yelps)
(screams)
Ooh I'm a ghost!
- Go away ghost, go away!
Take everything you want!
(laughs)
- If you had piles of crumbs
it would be worth
pretending to be a ghost.
- Oh so go and scare someone
with piles of crumbs then.
- That's it!
It just might work.
- Oh no, I've seen
that "it just might work"
look in your eyes before.
- Ah it's brilliant!
We can pull the same
ghost bit on Mad Margaret.
- Oh no no no,
leave me out of this.
- It's foolproof,
all we have to do
is make her believe
there's a ghost in Kitchen.
- Stop saying
we, there is no we.
- Mad Margaret
will be so scared,
she'll leave Kitchen
and we get all her food!
- Ooh, I like that we.
How do we do it?
- Step one, tell everyone
there's a ghost in Kitchen.
- There's a ghost?
- That was great
Perky, you're a natural!
Keep it up.
It's a ghost, a huge ghost!
(gasps, farts)
With long, pointy teeth.
(squealing)
And it's this tall, no taller!
(squealing)
And it's got five, no 10 mouths!
- No!
- And it breathes fire!
(gasps)
- I'm scared!
- Step two Perky, we sit back
and wait to be summoned
by Mad Margaret.
(buzzing)
- Mad Margaret wants
to see you two right now.
- What did I tell you?
- Me too?
- Both of you! (gulps)
- What's this about a
big ghost in Kitchen?
- I can sense something.
- What?
- Shh.
- Ouch!
- Ooh.
Ooh.
I am a ghost breaker
and spooky spirit smasher.
You are safe with me, Margaret.
Ooh.
Come out ghosty, come
out wherever you are!
Oh the lair is haunted,
a ghost lives here!
- Run, run for your lives!
- Of course there's
a ghost here.
- Huh?
- Yes, there is?
- His name is Victor.
- Victor?
- Yes Victor, she said Victor!
Why don't you listen?
- Uh, I was right!
I can get rid of it.
- Get rid of Victor?
But I like Victor, he keeps
me company at night.
- Oh I'm not
talking about Victor.
I'm talking about the big ghost!
Ooh!
- In here?
- No, no in Kitchen.
A big, bad ghost and it
eats little ghosts for dinner.
- You mean?
- Oh aye, it'll gobble
up wee Victor.
Just for a snack.
- Then get rid of that
other ghost or else!
- What now?
- Step three.
I haven't thought of it yet,
so we'll jump
ahead to step four.
- Which is?
- Step four, I bring Mad
Margaret and her food
to that cupboard.
You are hiding inside,
pretending to be a ghost
and making scary ghost noises.
- Ooh like this?
(wailing)
- Erky's ghost!
(screaming)
- [Bugs] Run, run!
- The ghost, the ghost!
(screaming)
(wailing)
- Not bad, but can you
give it a bit more throttle?
(wailing)
- Oh, I've met the ghost!
And he's very upset.
He's willing to leave
Kitchen on one condition.
- Which is?
- You give him lots of food.
- I'm not giving him food!
- Oh well then, I suppose
he'll just have to eat Victor.
- Not my Victor, oh no!
(sighs)
Cecil!
Bring me some
crumbs and a handbag.
- Okay ooh!
(moaning)
Here we are, toss all the
crumbs into the cupboard.
- How do we know
the ghost is in there?
- Oh ghosty, are you in here?
(thudding)
Yes, he's in there.
(wailing)
- Now, go away.
- Well you have to
toss in more than that.
He's a very big ghost.
(wailing)
Oh come on Margaret,
think of Victor.
- Oh this had better work.
- Trust me, you'll not be
bothered by that ghost again.
(wailing)
And that's that, he's all gone.
- Are you sure?
- Yeah, nothing to see
here, no nothing at all.
- Well I'll hold you
personally responsible
if he ever shows up again.
Come, Cecil!
- I'm brilliant, I'm
so brilliant I'm scary!
- Oh, there you are. (gasps)
- Perky, if you're here
then who's in there?
(wailing)
(screaming)
- Ooh. (chuckles)
Coast is clear everyone.
(laughing)
- I love a good ghost story!
(snoring)
(rumbling)
- Perky!
What was that?
- What was what?
(rumbling)
- That!
- That Erky was the sound of
something going
bump in the night.
- Something, what
kind of something?
- Well, go and have a look.
- I'm not going!
You go.
- No you!
- You!
- You!
- You!
- You!
- You!
- You!
- [Erky] You!
(upbeat music)