Fast & Furious: Spy Racers (2019) s01e05 Episode Script

The Celestial Vault

1 [upbeat rhythmic music plays.]
[engine roars, tires squeal.]
[lively music plays.]
Look at you, out there in nature.
Is that a lake? Oh, that's so fun! Don't anger the bees.
Got your Epinephrine? I'm not allergic to bees, Mom! So you say.
Wait until you get attacked and blow up into a giant blueberry.
How's your science? Is our little baby making friends? I'm not a baby! Can a baby build this? Wanda, look! It's like those wings he made when he was a baby.
Oh yeah! That was pretty cool.
But this is better! It's a drone suit! Watch! I'm flying! Woo-hoo! Frostee, that's amazing! Look Wanda, our little angel is flying.
Don't you bring that thing home.
I just got the laser nonsense fixed.
I don't need a hole in the roof.
This is totally in control.
I can wait tables wearing this.
Making it rain sobrassada like bam, bam, bam, bam.
See? I'm not even spilling.
Argh! - Mm-hm.
- [gasps.]
Argh! Hold on.
Just needs some adjustments.
Whoa.
[shouts.]
No, that's not it.
Don't fly into that tree.
I'm not! Whoa! [grunts.]
[shouts.]
That's my baby! That boy's brain is either going to get us rich or kill us all.
Look dude, I'm just saying, you can't use your car to stop a speeding train, then complain when it has problems.
If I didn't stop it, we'd have more problems.
- I said I'd be fine.
- [yelps.]
- [groans.]
- Oh I'm sorry.
Don't worry.
He does that a lot.
Yeah, but someday, I won’t think right no more.
That day has come and gone.
Need a hand? That thing is called "the engine".
Ahh Thanks.
I'll hold, you tighten.
I didn't realize you got your hands dirty.
My nails have enough dirt to plant potatoes.
You're the one with baby hands.
So soft.
What moisturizer do you use? What? These mitts are like leather on iron covered in barbed wire.
Please.
You can't hold a cup of tea without squealing like a piglet.
[squeals like a piglet.]
- [chuckles.]
Shut up.
- Uh, you here for any reason? To tell y'all about the next event.
We're going up Mount Zebulon.
- What's that? - It's Shashi's dream rally.
He's always talking about it.
The whole mound is owned by some tech billionaire.
The codes we stole unlock the security.
Is it a diamond mine or? - Is it hollowed out like a giant vault? - Is it a volcano? Why would Shashi want to rob a volcano? To get the pumice.
To corner the soap market.
Shashi loves cars, and nothing gets grease out from under your nails like pumice.
Step back! I'm going to slam the hood on Cisco's head to get it working again.
We're not stealing this time.
It just makes him mad that one guy can own a mountain.
He wants it to be the biggest SH1FT3R rally ever.
We'd better adjust your fuel mix so it runs at altitude.
Get your cars ready too.
Shashi wants everyone racing.
[both gasp.]
Yeah! I put in wide stance wheels for stabilization and turns.
[slurps.]
I put in mega-cupholders.
Booster rockets for thrust.
Hot and cold cupholders! Top secret experimental government battery and a sick new paint job.
I mounted on this sweet rocket, and in case I have to work on it, undercarriage cupholders! With all those cupholders, you'll need a bathroom.
Who needs a bathroom with all these empty cups? [Echo.]
Ew! I don't care what Layla said.
Breaking into a mountain lair owned by a reclusive billionaire? Shashi is stealing something.
I don't think you get it.
Layla and Shashi trust me.
I'm on the inside, deep cover.
They've no idea I'm a spy.
I'm good.
- I've pulled off everything he's given me.
- One mission.
Yeah.
Every mission.
If it were a heist, I'd know.
Layla's like my best friend now.
[gasps.]
Spy cover friend, Cisco.
[exhales.]
Don't scare me like that, bro.
Gary, pull up a holographic map of Mount Zebulon.
[Frostee.]
Hm.
- Where are you going? - Just to get coffee.
You want coffee, you can roll over to it.
- What are you doing, Julius? - I need the bathroom.
Roll, baby.
Roll on.
Think they can outstep me in the fitness challenge? They're sadly mistaken.
See the satellite dishes on the mountaintop.
Up there, Shashi can hack air traffic control, shut down communication throughout North America Who knows? Maybe the keys are satellites.
Are there satellites in his vault? [scoffs.]
Nah, man.
But there was a lot of cool stolen stuff.
Oh, and some awesome custom cars.
Yeah, those rides were dope.
Check it out, T.
I took some pictures.
- Sweet! What kind of car is that? - I don't know.
I looked, but couldn't find where they were made.
[Frostee.]
They have weird frames of an experimental alloy, a magnetic signature Forget the cars! It's always about cars with you people.
We're looking for keys.
We didn't find any keys, secret drives, codes, or nothing.
But Frostee and I researched Delwyn Usk, who owns the mountain.
He has a connection to the other dudes Shashi robbed.
Yeah.
Check out this picture from 1993.
[group laughs.]
If you're waiting for me to be embarrassed, keep waiting.
I look good.
[laughs.]
Okay, I'm just playing.
[chuckles.]
Okay, so there's Usk, who obviously built all the cool rockets and space stuff; the software founder who had the bullet train; Williams, whose yacht got robbed.
I don't know who these guys are.
So they're all connected Of course.
All rich people know each other, right? That's right.
Ever heard of the Illuminati? You should be looking out for the Bilderbergers.
Yeah! The wizard people! - How do you - Shut up, Julius.
Can we focus on the actual conspiracy please? This mountain is a target.
[Ms.
Nowhere.]
Delwyn Usk must have a key here somewhere.
I'll stick by Shashi, but if he were stealing something, I'd know.
I mean, these guys saw Layla opening up to me.
Yeah.
Kinda made me sick.
Don't fall for the honeypot, T.
See me using my spy talk? I'm not falling for her.
We're just friends.
Colleagues.
You're neither.
She's a criminal you're investigating.
Get your head straight.
You've been a spy for about two minutes.
Don't be threatened by the next generation.
Whoo.
It is a long way up this thing.
Glad I enlarged my cupholders.
I'm taking a bucket-sized Yoka.
You're not going.
You'll stay in the hauler and monitor those satellites.
Besides, I'm not throwing a 13-year-old into a mess with no operational security.
- Let the kid come along.
- Kid?! I got this locked down tighter than Gary's glutes.
Oh! Thank you, Tony.
He's staying in the hauler.
Oh, man! Science camp is boring.
[Shashi.]
Tony! - Hey, man.
- You all ready to tame that beast? - You know it.
- I put in so many cupholders.
Cool I've dreamt of this for years.
My parents and I would camp here before they passed.
Then this rich jerk bought the whole thing and fenced it off.
- That's messed up.
- Right? How can one man own a whole mountain and keep everyone off of it? In America, land of the free! [crowd cheers.]
Today, we're gonna roll right through the front gate.
Today, we're taking Mount Zebulon back for the people.
Let's roll! Stick close.
We'll lead the way up together.
[exhilarating music plays.]
[music fades.]
Excuse me! Can you guys help me? I'm looking for Mount Zebulon.
I'm sorry, sir, this is private property.
You can't be here.
Yeah.
I'm just trying to get to this old campsite I used to visit with my parents.
You see, they passed away, and it's a special place for me.
Sir, I have to ask you to move along.
Mount Zebulon is private property, there's no admittance.
- The whole mountain is private property? - Yes sir.
You think that's okay? If you don't leave immediately, we are authorized to remove you by any means necessary.
Wait a second.
Do the citizens of this country even get a vote anymore? Or is the whole system run by billionaires like Usk? You have ten seconds before we open fire.
Please leave.
Look at you, surrounded by technology you think makes you strong.
But your dependence on it is actually your greatest weakness.
Now get off my mountain! [guards exclaim.]
[menacing music plays.]
Let's ride! [hip-hop plays.]
[guards exclaim.]
Man, I want to race up a mountain.
I don't like this.
Shashi is drawing attention.
Something isn't right.
- [Layla.]
Woo-hoo! - Didn't I say this place was awesome? It's incredible! I hope you don't mind if I take the lead? Not at all.
But get ready for a few surprises.
Attention SH1FT3R! Welcome to our biggest and baddest ride yet.
[boys laugh.]
- Pretty sweet! - Yeah, son! [laughs.]
Hooray Although we hacked Delwyn Usk's security to get in, there are already federal agents on our tail.
You see, Tony Toretto and his crew are working for the feds.
[ominous music plays.]
[gulps.]
Uh-oh.
I thought you said they had no idea, Mr.
"Deep Cover.
" Huh.
Maybe espionage isn't my thing.
No way.
I know.
Hard to believe a Toretto would turn rat.
That's what the world is coming to.
His crew broke into my house, went through my stuff, and even ate my froyo! That was my bad.
Some would say this is bad news, but I like to take lemons and turn them into lemonade.
So let's have some fun: I've got a million dollars for each driver who sends Toretto or one of his crew off this mountain for good.
[ominous music plays.]
[Shashi.]
You never know what will happen at a SH1FT3R race.
Get cracking.
I'll see you at the top.
[hip-hop plays.]
What do we do now, T? Should we get out of here? Yes.
Get back down, we'll take it from here.
I'll call in air support.
No, this is our last chance.
I won't let Shashi beat me.
Toretto, abort! This isn't a game! You're totally outnumbered and you have no plan.
[thrilling music plays.]
[shouts.]
We just have to get to the top alive.
We'll figure it out there.
[Tony exclaims.]
Oh no.
Tony! There's a switchback coming up in 100 yards! Got it.
Three Two One! [grunts.]
Phew! [Shashi.]
Sorry to spring this on you.
I know you trusted him.
- I can't believe he fooled me.
- So you're not mad? He lied to us.
He gets what's coming.
[Shashi.]
That's my girl.
[grunts, gasps.]
[gasps.]
[Tony screams.]
I don't know how long I can stay here.
Uh, guys? Shashi is moving the satellite dishes.
- What do you think he's doing? - Giving out free cable.
- For real? - No! Something bad! Hack in and shut down the mechanism.
I can't.
He must have used his codes to override the system.
They're herding me toward the edge.
I'll be there in 90 seconds.
I don’t know if I can last.
Hold on T, I'm coming! - [Cisco.]
Brake! - What? [Cisco.]
Hit the brakes! - [brakes squeal.]
- [music fades.]
Thanks Cisco.
I'm glad you added more than cupholders.
Yeah, I may have gone overboard with that.
That soup stayed really hot, T.
Really hot.
Towel off, Gazpacho.
We've got work to do.
Wrong cupholder, Echo.
Gazpacho is served cold.
Layla and Shashi are almost to the top.
Let's go get 'em.
I'm trying to stop Shashi from commandeering the satellite but most of the infrastructure is down.
It'll need to reboot.
He's prepared.
He knew we'd come after him.
I can stop him moving the dishes if I hack in directly at the top.
No, stay in the hauler.
I got this.
[thrilling music plays.]
Watch where you drop those cars.
Sorry! [atmospheric music plays.]
I hope it works.
Frostee, stand down, this is too dangerous.
Nowhere is right, it's crazy here! Seriously, stay put.
Let us handle this.
Don't worry.
I'm part of this team too.
I got this.
Ha-ha! Whoo! Ha-ha! I'm going to beat you all to the top.
Frostee's coming to save the day [yelps.]
Cut thruster! [panting.]
More thrust! [screams.]
Okay! No one saw that.
I saw that.
Yeah? Well watch this! Ha-ha! That's what I'm talking about! Yeah! [laughs.]
Woo-hoo! Yeah! [Frostee laughs and whoops.]
[vocalizes.]
The angel has landed - [grunts.]
- [music fades.]
If I reboot the system directly, I should be able to override Shashi's commands.
Uh-oh.
Perfect timing.
For what? For your surprise.
Seems like I'm getting a lot of surprises today.
You have no idea.
You made it! You might not believe me, but I'm glad you did.
Right.
I don't believe you.
I can't believe you're a rat.
I'm sorry I lied.
I didn't want to hurt you.
Hurt me? Ow! Ha! Nice.
And by the way, I beat you.
Again.
- Uh, where's Frostee? - Frostee, where are you, bro? There it is.
- What the heck is that? - That is what we came here to get.
I told you this would be the greatest SH1FT3R race ever.
Now, get ready for the grand finale.
Whoa.
[gasps.]
What is it? - Whoa.
What - What? Okay, are we fighting aliens now? Because I'm out.
For real.
So all this was just another heist? Why didn't you tell me? You told me Tony Toretto was rock solid.
- I didn't know if I could still trust you.
- I messed up.
We all make mistakes.
It's in the past.
Now watch this.
Delwyn Usk probably thought, when he sent this into space in one of his rockets, there was no way it could ever be stolen.
But he never counted on SH1FT3R! [crowd cheers.]
I know that sounds super villainy, but he never did.
[ominous music plays.]
- Whoa.
It's another one of those cars! - Like the ones from the vault.
Those are the keys! The cars are the keys! I feel sorry for you, Tony.
Sure, I've got a target on my back now, and we are all going to be on the run, but come on, man! We're outlaws! See the fun we're having! You could have been part of this.
Huh? [sirens blare.]
It's over, Shashi.
There's no way off this mountain.
So disappointing.
You just can't open your mind to all the possibilities.
Take them.
Hey! What the [all struggle and strain.]
You think I drove up a mountain without a way to get home? Bring him out.
[gasps.]
Oh no.
[Frostee strains and pants.]
- No! - Frostee! [all strain.]
- [Layla.]
What are they doing? - It's just insurance.
Tell your government pals to back off if you want to see the kid again.
[strains.]
Get off me! [all strain and grunt.]
There's Jun, just in time.
[pants.]
[grunts.]
[grunts, groans.]
No! Frostee! Ms.
Nowhere, don't shoot.
They've got Frostee.
[pop music plays.]

Previous EpisodeNext Episode