Final Space (2018) s02e07 Episode Script

The First Times They Met

[Electricity crackles.]
[Panting.]
[Beeping.]
- Ooh.
- Chookity pok? - Chookity? - Hmm.
You're right.
That sign does say, "Keep away," but the button says, "Press here.
" Only an idiot would press it.
Ooh! "Keep away" signage! That's one of my top five favorite kinds of signage.
And a "press here" button! That's one of my top five favorite kinds of buttons.
Press! [Beep.]
[Electricity crackles, whirring.]
Hmm? Whoa.
Huh? [Gasps.]
[Music.]
- No way! It's a me! - Hey! - Hey, KVN.
- Hey, KVN.
What are you doing here? Are you going to keep me from going insane? Only if you keep me from going insane first! Okay, let's embrace the chaos! [Both laughing.]
What do you think this button does? I wouldn't press that.
- That is a dangerous button.
- Too late.
[Alarm blaring.]
[Wind howling.]
Um Aah! What's happening?! No, I told I told you it was dangerous.
- How about this one? - Oh, no! I know that button.
That is a bad button! [Whirring.]
[Slow music.]
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Whoa! I'm sorry, but I was pretty sure - I was getting a signal from you.
- You were! I was signaling you not to press that button.
Yeah, no.
It It's fine.
You know, it's just that my Quinn is still out there.
- Yeah, but for how long, Gary? - What are you saying? No human can withstand Final Space for long.
- Are you okay? - I'll deal.
Okay, that didn't sound like you were okay.
I said, I'll deal! - Wow, I feel so bad.
- For Gary? Or Nightfall? For me.
For having to watch that.
Ugh, I'm gonna take a bath.
[title music.]
2x07 - The First Times They Met Where are you off to, Gary? Alright, look, I'm on my way to see Nightfall.
Ohh.
About what? - Stuff.
- What kind of stuff? - Things.
- So things and stuff? - Bingo.
Bingo.
- Ha ho.
I feel ya! - You feel me? - Oh, I 100% feel ya! - I'm feelin' you feel me! - I'm feelin' you feelin' it! It's like we're on the same wavelength.
- You frighten me.
- [Gasps.]
You frighten me.
Like a spooky ghost.
Frightened and tethered to this world by unfinished business.
You truly get me.
- Ha ha.
Ghost bump? - Ghost bump.
- Wahh.
- Ohhh.
Keep an eye on things while I'm in there.
You got it, TB! You da best, SC! You da best! Ventrexian, do you think I don't know you've been dipping your paw in my mouth - in the middle of the night? - Get outta here! You're crazy.
Oh, the hair in my mouth isn't crazy, now, is it? [Coughs.]
You know what? I need you to vacate my zones.
Right now! - I don't see any zones! - Open your eyes! They start here and end there.
Right there.
Right where you're standing! Ooh, you're on the tip of my zones! It's making me furious! Well, it just so happens that your zones are in my zones.
You're insane! I had established zones! Here, here, here, and right there! You will not disrespect my zones! [Electricity crackles.]
AVA: Gary, you're not going to walk into the virtualazium unannounced, are you? Because that's really bad form.
[Music.]
[Whirring.]
[Electricity crackling.]
[Beeping.]
[Music.]
Hey, Nightfall? I felt really bad Oh! - [Gasps.]
- What the hell's going on here? What are you doing?! Who walks into a virtualazium without knocking? - What is this?! - This? It's just a side project! I told you I was dealing.
This is how I'm dealing.
Leave me to deal! Okay, ah, well, you know, that side project has a familiar jawline.
And a windswept mane.
It looks like a Ah! Ah! It looks like a me! - What? No way.
- Yes way.
I'm It's a me! I'm looking right at me! [Electricity crackling.]
Nightfall, if you continue in this way, you will short out the ship's p [Alarm blaring.]
My zones are inde [Whirring down.]
I actually have no idea what I just made you, or if it tastes good.
[Alarm blaring.]
AVA? If AVA is offline, the power on the whole ship must be down, which means I am the only one who can save us.
Mooncake! This is my chance.
H.
U.
E.
is back on top, baby! This ship needs a hero, and that hero's name is - H.
U.
E.
Buttersmooth! - Ooh.
[Electricity crackling.]
[Beeping.]
[Beep, thud.]
[Whirring.]
[Beep, thud.]
[Gasps.]
The power surge keeps triggering more KVNs.
It's fantastic! Flock to me, my children! - Hey, KVN.
- Hey, KVN.
Together: We are KVN.
And we are legion! So, what do you guys want to do? What do you want to do? Take us to Clarence! - Why? - Because we want to murder him! - Why? - For revenge! Okay.
But promise that you'll at least try to talk it out first.
Sure.
Right after we murder him.
- Let's go.
- Let's go.
- Let's go.
- Let's go.
- Let's go.
- Let's go.
- Let's go.
- Let's go.
- Let's go.
- Let's go.
Wow! I love my new best friend.
[Electricity crackles.]
[Grunting.]
That's a strong door.
A really strong door.
Okay.
We're trapped.
Nightfall, you're draining all the ship's power.
I'm patching through a modified uplink and quantumly connecting my memories to the virtualazium.
What the hell does that even mean? I'm building the Gary I knew from my memories of the times we spent together.
So, just to double-check it.
You're making a me a Gary Goodspeed out of your memories? Yes.
Now, shh! This is the first time we met.
- You shush.
- Shh! Alright, fine, I'll shush.
[Music.]
[Indistinct conversations.]
[Music.]
Yeah! What?! No way.
This is trippy.
- Sorry.
- Oh, no.
No, no, no.
I'm I'm fine.
I mean, never better.
I mean, ever.
Uh, man, bumping in into you is the best thing that's ever happened to me.
- Uh, hi.
I'm, uh I'm Gary.
- Hi.
I'm Quinn.
- Is there a bar around here? - Um, yeah.
Uh, it's, um Oh, yeah, it's right here.
- You coming? - What? Me? - This guy? You sure? - [Chuckles.]
Yeah, I'm sure.
So wait, that's how you met your Gary? Yes, that's how I met him.
My Gary.
[Whirring.]
[Creaking.]
[Music.]
[Grunts.]
At least now we're out of your zones.
Please! My zones stretch further than your little mind can imagine.
Until we figure out what's going on here, you better get used to my hairy paws all up in your zones.
[Gasps.]
It was you! [Electricity crackles.]
[Click.]
Gary and Nightfall are in the virtualazium doing "stuff" and "things," so we should probably knock.
My pops and sister are on the bridge.
We're going that way.
- Uh, no.
The virtualazium.
- The bridge! [Gasps.]
Where is Clarence?! [Screams.]
Did you hear that? That's Fox's little girl scream.
The KVNs are loose! Why do you have an army of KVNs?! It was a clearance sale! Turns out they have a derangement virus.
So I locked them up for 30 years, hoping they'd become collector's items.
But that only made them crazier.
And worth even less! Oh, God.
- Well, how do we kill them? - You don't! They're mine.
I'll never recoup my investment.
[Chuckles.]
Plus, they're, uh, borderline indestructible.
So you literally can't.
If we leave them out here, they'll kill you and us.
I-In which order? Because that makes a difference to me anyway.
There's no capturing them.
If they can't be destroyed, we just have to blast them into space.
It's the only way.
Someone on this ship must be using an exorbitant amount of power.
Right, AVA? Oh, I forgot.
You're dead, and I'm the cock of the roost.
[Chuckles.]
I said "roost.
" - Know what I mean, my dude cake? - Chookity.
No.
Thank you.
[Electricity crackles, whirring.]
Don't you think we should be getting out of here by now? I mean, I'm sure you've noticed these blaring sirens, and there's a unnerving little shaky shake that the ship is making.
So if we could just get outta here No.
I need more memories.
This is one of my favorites.
- [Lasers firing.]
- Bionic sloth warlord: When?! When will I finally die?! Action movie hero: When I say so.
How? How am I not dead yet?! Oh, heavens.
I thought the movie was good.
But this is better.
[Crunching.]
That right there is one of your favorite memories? Yeah.
[Music.]
[Music.]
[Music.]
It's freezing out here.
My nipples are chock-full of icicles.
Hello? Where the hell did everyone go? He blindsided me.
I never thought someone would see me, like really see me.
That's what love is.
You don't see it coming.
It sneaks up on you like a thief and steals your heart.
To be honest, it's a little bit of a bastard.
But when I look in your eyes, I can really see her.
- But - But? But I also see someone else.
Someone who's had a life without me.
Without me me.
All those experiences you and I never shared because - I'm not your Gary.
- Right.
I know you're not my Gary.
That's why I have him now.
[Electricity crackling.]
[Air hisses.]
- Niiice.
- Yeah, yeah, I see what you see in me.
Oh, yeah.
He's a charmer.
I like this guy.
Where am I? Why is there another me here? No, you're the other me.
- I don't like you! - You don't? - I freakin' love you, man! - Oh! Ha, ha, huh! - I freakin' love you, man! - Hey.
I thought I lost you.
Okay, then, uh, I'm seeing I'm leaving you in excellent hands, so I'm just gonna It's been too long since I've felt you on my lips.
Told you there would be more of that when I came back.
- Oh, yeah.
- Yes, tickle my face with your face.
'Kay, that's a that's a good move.
- Gotta remember that one.
- Oh, yeah.
You like that face on your face.
I like that face on my face.
So, I'm just gonna I'm gonna head out.
- Oh, yes! - Okay, there we go.
- They're still at it, alright.
- Yes! [Whimpering.]
Oh, God, no.
Oh, my Okay.
[Gulps.]
- Oh, Lord! - Hello, Clarence.
Run! [Laughter.]
Hello, Clarence.
What do you want with me? What do you what?! They want to murder you, silly.
But don't worry.
I made them promise to work it out with you first.
Okay.
We tried.
- Murder him! - Oh, no! - I'm gonna eat Clarence's livers! - I'm gonna make him eat his livers.
They gave it their all.
Gotta give 'em that.
[Panting.]
[Grunts.]
[Music.]
[Whirring.]
[Music.]
Hello, Clarence.
A MegaKVN! The rarest and most valuable kind I must sell you.
We're gonna cut off your junk and wear it as a necklace! I don't want to be your ample necklace! Oh! [Electricity crackling.]
[Music.]
- Gary, are you okay? - Yeah, I'm sweet.
What do you say we get married while everything's good? Married? Okay, that seems kind of rash.
I mean, he just rematerialized.
Not to mention these power surges he's causing.
- Right now? - Yes! Let's live in the moment.
That's all we have.
I bet this magnificent beast has a five-year plan.
You know I do.
- This is I don't have a ring - Oh, what? No ring? Or do I? Oh, wow, he just had it on his person.
I love you, Quinn Ergon.
I love you, too.
[Electricity crackling.]
[Rumbling.]
Whoa! What was that? Okay, uh, uh, Nightfall? These power surges You need to let him go.
I can't.
I just got him back.
[Music.]
- What do we do now? - We cry! It's the only way! How will that help? I don't know! But it's happenin'! [Crying.]
Hello, Clarence.
- Aah! - We've got to open that hatch and blast them into space! Somebody who is definitely not me should pull the release lever! - Where's the lever? - It's up there.
Why is it up there?! What am I, a lever-ologist? I don't know! [Clank.]
[Music.]
Here it comes.
[Cackling.]
[Music.]
It's like I'm literally burning money! It hurts! Ooh, hot, hot, hot, hot.
Hot! [Laughs.]
Eat flames, you dipwads! Bathe in my punishing fire! Hey, Ash, you wanna fly up there and get that lever or, uh [Laughing maniacally.]
Yeah, okay, uh, looks like I'm on lever duty.
[Grints.]
[Laughing.]
[Grunts.]
It's jammed! Give it everything you've got! My junk depends on it.
[Grunting.]
Come on! Come on, come on! Revenge is finally ours.
Aah! Release! [Click.]
[Alarm blaring.]
Aah! No! Our mission is not complete! Nooo Chilly.
Not good.
[Chuckles.]
It's a good thing you're light, stupid little Ventrexian! [Sighs.]
Just so you know, you saving my life doesn't change anything between us.
Good! [Beep-beep.]
[Rumbling.]
What the hell is wrong with this ship? It's falling apart! [Electricity crackling.]
Nightfall, it's now or never! - I can't - You have to.
[Music.]
Why does this keep happening? - Why can't we ever be together? - I'll never understand.
Goodbye, Gary.
[Music.]
[Music.]
So, if I can just connect this one to this one Ugh, fine! I don't know what I'm doing! The truth is, Mooncake, I don't know how to restore power to the ship.
[Whirring up.]
Mooncake! I did it! I'm useful again! Nay, I am a god! Now, what to do with all of this raw power? AVA: Systems rebooting.
H.
U.
E.
, do not touch my wiring again or I will make you even stupider.
I think what you meant to say is, who's your daddy now? Me, H.
U.
E.
That's who.
I am your daddy now.
Not in the parental sense, but in the sense of owning you.
Chookity pok.
[Sighs.]
The homicidal KVNs are no more.
You know, I kind of miss them [Screams.]
Hi, friends! Everybody having fun? Uh! W-Wait.
KVN? Of course it's me, you silly billy.
- Hey, KVN.
- Hey, KVN.
Oh, crap! Which one's the real KVN? Guess we're gonna have to kill both of 'em.
- Me.
I am.
I am.
- I am.
I am.
- Me, me, him.
- Don't listen to him.
- Me, me, me.
- I'm the real KVN.
- I am.
- Stop! I started this by bringing you into this world.
- And now I'm gonna finish it.
- Shawww! [Clank.]
[Electricity crackling.]
Okay, guys! What's next? [Music.]
How are you holding up? Gary, I've traversed time lines over and over to try to save you.
It never works.
Sometimes you leave the mission, but in every variation you die.
I haven't told you this, but I've never closed the breach before.
Wait, what? - It was always you.
- Me? Quinn.
We lost the Earth, but I can still save you.
- Goodbye, Quinn.
I'll miss you.
- Gary! I've lost you going into that breach hundreds of times.
I finally found a way for you to live, for us to be together.
- And you don't want me.
- I'm - I'm sorry.
- Don't be.
Something in our past, or maybe the past itself, connected us.
And now I have to accept the possibility that there is no happy ending.
That you and I are meant to be together but never meant to be.
[Music.]
[Music.]
[Screech!.]
- KVN is alive.
- Nothing can kill KVN.
We don't need oxygen.
We were built to survive in space.
- That's true.
- Uh-huh.
Yes, we were.
- Yeah.
- KVN will have revenge.

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