Forky Asks a Question (2019) s01e08 Episode Script
What Is a Pet
What's going on? Where am I? Why is it like that? How high is that? Who's that? Why do you think? What's happening to you? Could that be better? Why are you talking to me? Who are you? I don't know! Hey, hey! Forky here.
Another question.
What is a pet? Are you a pet? Are you a pet? I bet you are.
Uh No.
I am twice-decorated officer of the law, Rib Tickles.
My partner, Giggle McDimples, and I run the Pet Patrol division of Minneapolis station.
Aw! You are so cute! Come on.
Come on.
Jump into my arms.
Oh, my gosh! Did you talk? Son, I'd work on those reaction times if I were you.
But you are a pet though, right? I am a toy.
Real animals are pets.
Oh! So, uh, real dogs Real Oh, I get it.
I get it.
Oh! Well, can you tell me anything about pets? I would rather not.
Oh, that's interesting.
Come on.
Dish.
Tell me, tell me, tell me.
You know Dragon, the cat in the antique store? Uh-huh.
He, uh Swallowed me.
Ugh! Yuck! I was one week away from retirement.
My partner, Giggle McDimples, thought I was gone forever.
But I returned.
What is it like to get swallowed? Horrible! First, I got ground against sharp teeth while being cradled in a slimy yet sandpaper-like tongue.
No.
I'm putting the brakes on.
Stop right there.
I can't hear this.
But keep going! Then, I was slowly digested through the gastrointestinal tract.
Nothing but gurgling and horrible half-eaten chunks all around me.
Salmon, bird-like parts and spoiled milk.
Nope! Nope.
Gross.
- Okay.
I hit my limit.
- Okay.
If you stop, I will kill you! After eight days, I got stuck in the beast's colon.
I thought all was lost.
You did? And then, I saw a great light.
The outside world.
Go for the light! Were you relieved? In a manner of speaking.
Actually, at the end, I fell gracefully into a mound of sand.
Rather pleasant, I must say.
Oh, like a sandbox.
So fun! Mmm.
Yeah.
Fun.
All right.
Wow, that was a lot.
But now I know about pets.
Thank you, Officer Rib Tickles.
Thank you, Forky.
Now I know about misinformed, yet delightful living utensils.
You wanna do it again? Oh.
Why not? Here, kitty, kitty, kitty! I'm gonna regret this.
I was right.
I regret this.
Another question.
What is a pet? Are you a pet? Are you a pet? I bet you are.
Uh No.
I am twice-decorated officer of the law, Rib Tickles.
My partner, Giggle McDimples, and I run the Pet Patrol division of Minneapolis station.
Aw! You are so cute! Come on.
Come on.
Jump into my arms.
Oh, my gosh! Did you talk? Son, I'd work on those reaction times if I were you.
But you are a pet though, right? I am a toy.
Real animals are pets.
Oh! So, uh, real dogs Real Oh, I get it.
I get it.
Oh! Well, can you tell me anything about pets? I would rather not.
Oh, that's interesting.
Come on.
Dish.
Tell me, tell me, tell me.
You know Dragon, the cat in the antique store? Uh-huh.
He, uh Swallowed me.
Ugh! Yuck! I was one week away from retirement.
My partner, Giggle McDimples, thought I was gone forever.
But I returned.
What is it like to get swallowed? Horrible! First, I got ground against sharp teeth while being cradled in a slimy yet sandpaper-like tongue.
No.
I'm putting the brakes on.
Stop right there.
I can't hear this.
But keep going! Then, I was slowly digested through the gastrointestinal tract.
Nothing but gurgling and horrible half-eaten chunks all around me.
Salmon, bird-like parts and spoiled milk.
Nope! Nope.
Gross.
- Okay.
I hit my limit.
- Okay.
If you stop, I will kill you! After eight days, I got stuck in the beast's colon.
I thought all was lost.
You did? And then, I saw a great light.
The outside world.
Go for the light! Were you relieved? In a manner of speaking.
Actually, at the end, I fell gracefully into a mound of sand.
Rather pleasant, I must say.
Oh, like a sandbox.
So fun! Mmm.
Yeah.
Fun.
All right.
Wow, that was a lot.
But now I know about pets.
Thank you, Officer Rib Tickles.
Thank you, Forky.
Now I know about misinformed, yet delightful living utensils.
You wanna do it again? Oh.
Why not? Here, kitty, kitty, kitty! I'm gonna regret this.
I was right.
I regret this.