Full House s04e12 Episode Script

Danny in Charge

OK, BIRTHDAY GIRL, IT IS TIME TO GO TO SLEEP.
NOT YET.
IT'S STILL MY BIRTHDAY.
WE BEEN CELEBRATING SINCE YOU WOKE US UP SCREAMING "GET UP.
IT'S MY BIRFDAY!" SAY GOOD NIGHT, KID.
I'M NOT A KID ANYMORE.
I'M 4 YEARS OLD.
WELL, EVEN 4-YEARS-OLD GIRLS NEED THEIR SLEEP.
GOOD NIGHT.
GOOD NIGHT.
GOOD NIGHT, MICHELLE.
ARE YOU SURE THERE'S NO MORE PRESENTS? THE PARTY'S OVER.
NOT FOR ME.
* HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME * * HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME * * HAPPY BIRTHDAY, DEAR MICHELLE ELIZABETH TANNER * * HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME * * AND MANY MORE ** CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY WARNER BROS.
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THIS IS WHAT THE INSIDE OF YOUR BRAIN LOOKS LIKE.
I GOT CAULIFLOWER IN MY HEAD? NO, BUT ONCE YOU PUT A LIMA BEAN UP YOUR NOSE.
BUENOS DIAS, LAS TANNERITAS.
OOH.
SAD-LOOKING BREAKFAST.
KIMMY, THIS IS WHAT'S INSIDE YOUR HEAD-- HALF A BRAIN.
I DON'T WANT DAD TO SEE THIS BEFORE THE SCIENCE FAIR, SO REMEMBER, YOU GUYS NEVER SAW MY BRAIN.
I NEVER SAW IT USED ANYWAY.
GIRLS, GATHER AROUND.
IT'S TIME FOR A LITTLE FAMILY MEETING.
YOU KNOW, WHEN JOEY AND UNCLE JESSE LEFT THIS MORNING TO SHOOT THEIR COMMERCIAL, IT DAWNED ON ME, THIS IS THE FIRST TIME WE'LL HAVE A FEW DAYS TOGETHER, THE FOUR OF US.
YOU MEAN THE FIVE OF US.
KIMMY, I CAN COUNT.
THERE'S ALWAYS BEEN SOMEONE HERE HELPING ME OUT, SO THIS IS THE FIRST TIME I GET TO SPEND SOME TIME WITH YOU GIRLS ALL BY MYSELF.
SO HEY, NOBODY MAKE DINNER PLANS, OK? I'M THERE FOR YOU, DAD.
DAD, DON'T FORGET ABOUT THE SCIENCE FAIR AFTER SCHOOL TOMORROW.
I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE THAT BIG SURPRISE PROJECT.
I KNOW WHAT IT IS.
MICHELLE.
NO, I DON'T.
BYE, DAD.
BYE-BYE.
OH, DEEJ, I GOT SO WRAPPED UP IN THIS FAMILY TOGETHERNESS, I ALMOST FORGOT.
KATHY SANTONI'S HOME WITH THE STOMACH FLU.
ALL RIGHT! ALL RIGHT! GIRLS, IT'S NOT REALLY NICE TO CELEBRATE YOUR FRIENDS' DIGESTIVE DISORDERS.
BUT I'M HER UNDERSTUDY.
THIS MEANS I GET TO BE JULIET IN THE DRAMA FESTIVAL.
ALL RIGHT! IT'S ON WEDNESDAY AFTERNOON.
YOU'LL BE THERE, RIGHT? I WOULDN'T MISS IT FOR ANYTHING.
OK, MICHELLE.
ARMS UP.
GREAT.
FIRST I'M GOING TO TAKE YOU TO PRESCHOOL, AND THEN I'M GOING TO GO TO WORK, DO THE MARKETING, CLEAN THE HOUSE, SEND KATHY SANTONI A GET-WELL CARD, AND STILL HAVE TIME TO PUT A HOT DINNER ON THE TABLE.
IMPOSSIBLE, YOU SAY? FOR THE AVERAGE FATHER, YES.
BUT NOT FOR ME, BECAUSE I AM SUPER DAD.
* SUPER DAD, FLYING OUT THE DOOR * * SUPER DAD, YOU CAN EAT RIGHT OFF MY FLOOR * * SUPER DAD ** WAIT A MINUTE.
TOMORROW IS WEDNESDAY.
HOW CAN DAD BE AT STEPHANIE'S SCIENCE FAIR WHEN IT'S THE SAME DAY AS MY DRAMA FESTIVAL? HE CAN BE IN TWO PLACES AT ONCE.
HE'S SUPER DAD.
JOSEPH, WE'VE BEEN OUT HERE FOR THREE HOURS.
THE FOX IS NOT COMING OUT.
I HATE IT OUT HERE.
PATIENCE, MY FRIEND.
JUST THINK HOW GREAT OUR COMMERCIAL'S GONNA BE.
WHEN THAT FOX POPS OUT OF HIS HOLE AND ZIPS ACROSS THE FOREST, AS WE HEAR, "FOX FAX MACHINES.
FOR A FAST FAX, FAX WITH A FOX.
" FORGET THE FOX.
I'M FREEZING MY FANNY.
HERE.
TAKE MY JACKET.
I'M SWEATING LIKE A HEIFER IN A HOT TUB.
GIVE ME THAT.
HEY, MELLOW OUT, AMIGO.
ANIMALS CAN SENSE BAD VIBES.
OH, YEAH? SHOOT SOME GOOD VIBES RIGHT IN THE HOLE SO THE FOX WILL COME OUT AND PLAY WITH US.
ALL RIGHT.
I WILL.
ALL RIGHT.
YOO-HOO! [funny voice] MR.
FOX.
IT'S ME, YOUR NEXT-DOOR NEIGHBOR, MR.
WOODCHUCK.
WOULD YOU LIKE TO COME OUT INTO THE FOREST AND FROLIC WITH ME? THE TREES ARE MADE OF WOOD.
ALL RIGHT.
CUT THE VOICES.
STICK YOUR HAND IN THERE AND YANK THE FOX OUT.
NO WAY.
I KNOW MY CARTOONS.
I PUT MY HAND IN THERE, HE GIVES ME A STICK OF DYNAMITE.
GET OUT OF MY WAY.
ALL RIGHT, YOU FURRY-FACED RODENT, GET YOUR LITTLE FOX BUNS OUT HERE RIGHT NOW! THEY DON'T LISTEN.
THAT'S IT, JOSEPH.
WE'LL GET THE SHOT AT THE ZOO.
I'M GOING HOME.
HELLO.
NO SUDDEN MOVES.
YOU SCARE THAT SKUNK, HE SPRAYS US, WE DON'T GO ON A DATE FOR A YEAR.
EXCUSE ME ONE MOMENT.
I'M JUST GONNA BE RIGHT OVER HERE.
FEEL FREE TO USE OUR ROLL-ON DEODORANT IF NEEDED.
JOSEPH, DO SOMETHING.
ALL RIGHT.
I, UH, I GOT A PLAN.
I SPEAK SKUNK.
BONJOUR, MONSIEUR SKUNK.
HA HA! IT IS MOI, PEPE LE PEW.
LOOK, OVER THERE IN THE FOREST, A BEAUTIFUL LADY SKUNK.
RUN TO HER, YOU STINKY STUD.
OOH-LA-LA.
HO HO HO HO.
JOEY, THERE'S THE FOX.
TURN ON THE CAMERA.
NO WAY.
I'M NOT GETTING SKUNKED.
THERE GOES THE SKUNK.
THERE GOES THE FOX.
WHOA! WHOA! WHOA! COME BACK HERE! GREAT.
NOW WHAT DO WE DO? WELL, LET'S JUST SIT AND ENJOY THE BEAUTY OF THE FOREST AT NIGHT.
AH, LISTEN.
[IMITATING A CRICKET] [IMITATING A BIRD] [IMITATING FLAPPING WINGS] WILL YOU KNOCK IT OFF? I HATE THE WOODS.
JESS, YOU JUST HAVE TO OPEN YOURSELF UP TO THE NATURAL BEAUTY THAT SURROUNDS US.
WHAT BEAUTY? THERE'S NO CENTRAL HEATING, NO PIZZA DELIVERY, NO PLACE TO PLUG IN MY BLOW DRYER.
THERE'S NO PEOPLE HERE.
YOU WANT TO KNOW WHY? BECAUSE AS SOON AS MAN INVENTED CARS, HE DROVE OUT OF HERE.
WHY DO YOU HAVE TO YELL? YOU YELL AT ME, YOU YELL AT THESE POOR LITTLE CREATURES.
I DON'T TALK TO THEM IN STUPID VOICES.
JOSEPH, I HATE TO BURST THE BUBBLE THAT YOU LIVE IN, BUT VERY FEW OF THESE ANIMALS HAVE WATCHED CARTOONS.
YOU KNOW, YOU ARE REALLY STARTING TO BUM ME OUT.
ARE YOU HAPPY? I WAS IN A GREAT MOOD, AND YOU JUST RUINED IT.
ACTUALLY, I DO FEEL A LITTLE BETTER, YEAH.
HI, DADDY.
HI, MICHELLE.
HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE DADDY'S SPECIAL HELPER AND FINISH SETTING THE TABLE? IT WOULD BE MY PLEASURE.
THANK YOU.
[DRYER BUZZES] THE CLOTHES ARE DRY.
[OVEN TIMER DINGS] OOH, MY FAMOUS TUNA NOODLE CASSEROLE.
I CAN'T WAIT TO SMELL THIS.
[TELEPHONE RINGS] I BETTER GET THAT.
IT MIGHT BE THE PHONE.
[RING] OK.
COMING.
LIKE YOU CAN HEAR ME.
HELLO.
SUPER DAD.
OH, YEAH.
HI, BECKY.
YOU KNOW WHAT? I REALLY DON'T NEED YOUR HOUSEKEEPER.
NO, THIS SINGLE PARENT STUFF'S A PIECE OF CAKE.
[TIMER RINGS] GOT TO GO.
THAT'S MY VEGETABLE MEDLEY.
[BUZZ] [DING] UH I REALLY GOT TO GO NOW, 'CAUSE MY SHORTS ARE COOKED, AND MY NOODLES ARE DRY, AND-- HELLO.
HELLO.
LET ME GET BACK TO YOU ON THAT.
[BUZZ] [DING] * SUPER DAD * MICHELLE, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? BEING YOUR SPECIAL HELPER.
WELL, THANK YOU VERY MUCH, BUT WOULD YOU PLEASE PUT THE CONDIMENTS BACK IN THE REFRIGERATOR? PREFERABLY ARRANGED THE WAY YOU FOUND THEM-- IN ALPHABETICAL ORDER.
ARE YOU TALKING TO ME? PLEASE PUT EVERYTHING BACK, OK? HI, DAD.
HI, MR.
T.
JULIET, HOW WAS REHEARSAL? I MUST HAVE DONE THAT KISSING SCENE WITH ROMEO 15 TIMES.
WELL, THAT'S ALL PART OF-- I HAD A LOT OF CATCHING UP TO DO.
YOU'RE COMING LIKE YOU PROMISED, RIGHT? HEY, I'M GONNA BE RIGHT IN THE FRONT ROW WITH A BUCKET OF COLD WATER.
MICHELLE.
WHY DID YOU CLEAR EVERYTHING OFF OF THE TABLE? YOU SAID PUT EVERYTHING BACK.
YEAH, WELL, I MEANT THE CONDIMENTS, NOT THE PLATES AND THE SILVERWARE.
THIS IS NOT MY FAULT.
HONEY, I KNOW IT'S NOT YOUR FAULT.
IT'S MY FAULT, OK? NOW PLEASE, PUT THE PLATES AND SILVERWARE BACK ON THE TABLE.
ARE YOU SURE THIS TIME? YES, I'M SURE THIS TIME.
WELL, ALL RIGHT.
LET'S EAT.
I GOT TO PUT THE FINISHING TOUCHES ON MY SCIENCE PROJECT.
GREAT.
IF YOU NEED ANY HELP, SUPER DAD IS HERE FOR YOU.
THANKS, DAD, BUT YOU CAN'T SEE MY PROJECT UNTIL TOMORROW AT THE SCIENCE FAIR.
TOMORROW? WEDNESDAY.
DEEJ, ISN'T THAT WHEN YOU'RE DOING ROMEO AND JULIET? BINGO, SUPER DAD.
I AM SO SORRY, GIRLS.
I DIDN'T REALIZE I PROMISED YOU BOTH.
BUT YOU PROMISED ME FIRST.
TELL HER YOU'RE COMING WITH ME, DAD.
NO, TELL HER YOU'RE COMING WITH ME, DAD.
WOW.
THIS WOULD MAKE A GREAT GAME SHOW, MR T-- WHO DO YOU LOVE MORE? KIMMY, LET'S SEE WHAT'S BEHIND DOOR NUMBER 1.
WOULD YOU LOOK AT THAT? IT'S THE EXIT.
THANK YOU FOR PLAYING OUR GAME.
DAD, YOU SAID YOU WOULDN'T MISS ME PLAYING JULIET FOR ANYTHING.
I KNOW I SAID THAT, HONEY, BUT I-- YOU'RE NOT COMING TO MY SCIENCE FAIR? HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME? GOOD CHOICE, DAD.
I DIDN'T CHOOSE YOU.
BUT YOU PROMISED ME.
I KNOW I PROMISED.
OH, FINE, BREAK A PROMISE.
WHY DON'T YOU JUST GO WITH STEPHANIE? DEEJ.
I SET THE TABLE AGAIN.
HONEY, WE'RE NOT EATING RIGHT NOW.
HE'S DRIVING ME BANANAS.
GIRLS, LET'S TALK ABOUT THIS.
STEPHANIE, I'M SICK OF YOU WRECKING MY LIFE.
I'M SLEEPING IN UNCLE JESSE'S ROOM.
FINE! FINE! FINE! MICHELLE, WHAT ARE YOU MAD ABOUT? I'M NOT MAD.
I LIKE THIS GAME.
FINE! OK, NOW WE'VE GOT TWO EVENTS AND ONE PARENT.
THAT'S WHAT I CALL A DILEMMA, AND YOU KNOW MY MOTTO-- WHEN LIFE GIVES YOU DILEMMAS, YOU MAKE DILEMONADE.
DAD, YOU'RE STALLING.
OK, BEFORE I TELL YOU MY DECISION, YOU BOTH UNDERSTAND THAT I LOVE ALL MY GIRLS EXACTLY THE SAME.
YOU KNOW THAT, DON'T YOU? OK, GOOD.
D.
J.
, I'M SORRY I CANNOT GO TO YOUR PLAY.
YES! I PROMISED I'D GO TO YOUR SCIENCE FAIR BEFORE I KNEW ABOUT D.
J.
's PLAY.
OH, GREAT.
SO THAT'S IT? YOU'RE NOT COMING? HONEY, I PROMISE, NEXT TIME YOU'RE IN A PLAY, I'LL SEE IT TWICE, OK? LET'S JUST BE TOGETHER AND HAVE A NICE DINNER.
I MADE MY FABULOUS TUNA NOODLE CASSEROLE AND SOME ABSOLUTELY GLORIOUS STEAMED VEGETABLES.
MMM.
AHA.
AAH! THIS WAS MY SCIENCE PROJECT.
YOU MADE A SIDE DISH FOR A SCIENCE PROJECT? IT WAS A BRAIN, AND YOU BOILED IT.
STEPH, I-- I'M SO SORRY.
I THOUGH UNCLE JESSE LEFT IT FOR US FOR DINNER.
THIS IS A REAL TRAGEDY.
SPEAKING OF TRAGEDIES, ROMEO AND JULIET IS ONE OF THE BEST.
WELL, I GUESS DAD CAN GO SEE IT NOW.
I'M HUNGRY.
CAN I HAVE SOME BRAIN, PLEASE? MR.
BIRD.
[CHITTERING] MR.
SQUIRREL, HOW ARE YOU? AH, JOSEPH, THIS IS SO BEAUTIFUL OUT HERE.
I SAW THE MOST AMAZING SUNRISE.
THE SUN WAS COMING UP OVER THE LAKE.
I COULD SEE THE REFLECTION OF THE TREES, THE MOUNTAINS, AND-- I'M TALKING TO A PAIR OF BOOTS.
JOEY.
JOSEPH, WAKE UP.
WAKE UP.
OH, MAN, I DIDN'T SLEEP A WINK.
AN ARMY OF ANTS TURNED ME INTO AN ALL-NIGHT SALAD BAR.
MELLOW OUT, AMIGO.
SMELL THE FRESH AIR.
ENJOY THE VIRGIN FOREST.
HECK, HUG A TREE.
DID YOU HAVE A CLOSE ENCOUNTER WITH A WOOD FAIRY? I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT WHAT YOU SAID.
YOU'RE ABSOLUTELY RIGHT.
I NEVER REALIZED HOW BEAUTIFUL NATURE REALLY IS.
IT PUTS ME IN SUCH A GREAT MOOD.
HERE, JOE, HERE.
DO A VOICE.
MAKE MR.
WOODCHUCK DO A VOICE.
COME ON, DO MR.
TWIG.
HELLO.
I'M MR.
TWIG.
HOW'D HE TALK? TWIGS DO NOT TALK.
AND WHY NOT? BECAUSE IN THE WORDS OF MR.
WOODCHUCK, THEY'RE MADE OF WOOD.
HUH? HUH? I GOT IT DOWN.
I WAS PRACTICING.
YEAH.
WELL, THEY DO LOOK PRETTY APPETIZING.
THANKS FOR CHEERING ME UP.
I WAS A CRAB.
I WAS CRABBY, TOO.
I'M SORRY.
THIS IS GREAT.
WANT TO GO TAKE A HIKE? I'LL GRAB SOME GRANOLA BARS AND TOILET PAPER, AND WE'RE OUT OF HERE.
GOOD.
[WHISTLING HAPPY TRAILS] * UNTIL WE MEET AGAIN * * HAPPY TRAILS TO YOU * * KEEP SMILING UNTIL THEN * TAKE IT, JOE.
* WHO CARES ABOUT THE CLOUDS * * WHEN WE'RE TOGETHER? * * JUST SING A SONG * * AND BRING THE SUNNY WEATHER * * HAPPY TRAILS TO YOU * * TILL ME MEET AGAIN * * HAPPY TRAILS TO YOU * * UNTIL WE MEET AGAIN * * GET THE CAMERA, JOSEPH * * AND FILM OUR FURRY FRIEND * * WHO CARES ABOUT THE CLOUDS * * WHEN WE'RE TOGETHER? * * JUST SING A SONG * * AND BRING THE SUNNY WEATHER * * HAPPY TRAILS TO YOU * * TILL ME MEET AGAIN ** HARK, O FATHER.
MY FIRST SCENE BEGINETH AT 3:15.
BE THOU NOT LATE.
I'LL BE-ETH THERE.
WHAT'S THAT THING DOING BACK? I THOUGHT WE ATE IT.
MY BRAIN.
IT'S ALIVE.
AND UNCOOKED.
I STAYED UP ALL NIGHT FINISHING IT.
THIS MEANS YOU CAN COME TO MY SCIENCE FAIR.
THIS WORKED OUT GREAT.
YEAH.
IT WORKED OUT GREAT FOR YOU.
AND FOR YOU.
I FIGURED THE WHOLE THING OUT.
STEPH, IF I GO TO YOUR SCIENCE FAIR AND LEAVE AT EXACTLY 4:18, DEEJ, I'LL BE IN TIME TO SEE YOUR SECOND SCENE.
PERFECT SOLUTION, HUH, GIRLS? BUT IN THE SECOND SCENE, JULIET'S DEAD.
TOO BAD YOU CAN'T SEE ME WHEN I'M ALIVE.
BYE, DAD.
BYE.
AND YOU'RE GONNA MISS THE JUDGING, WHICH IS PRETTY MUCH THE REASON FOR GOING.
BYE, DAD.
BYE, HONEY.
LET'S PLAY HORSEY.
YOU BE THE HORSE.
HONEY, DADDY IS REALLY TIRED.
OK.
I'LL BE THE HORSE.
OK.
DADDY'S GOT A BETTER IDEA, MISS ED.
SINCE WE'VE GOT AN HOUR BEFORE THE SCIENCE FAIR AND THE PLAY, WHY DON'T YOU LIE DOWN AND TAKE A NAP? I DON'T WANT TO TAKE A NAP.
DADDY DOESN'T REALLY CARE.
DADDY HAD A HARD DAY AT WORK.
DADDY WAS UP ALL NIGHT PERFORMING THIRD GRADE BRAIN SURGERY.
DADDY SAYS YOU'RE TAKING A NAP.
I'LL TELL YOU WHAT-- I'LL EVEN REST WITH YOU FOR A COUPLE OF MINUTES, OK? AHH.
DADDY? * ROCK-A-BYE, DADDY, ON THE TREE TOP * * WHEN THE WIND BLOWS, THE CRADLE WILL ROCK ** GOOD NIGHT.
DAD! I'M HOME WITH MY PRIZE-WINNING BRAIN THAT YOU DIDN'T SHOW UP TO SEE! DAD? OK, YOU LITTLE KISS-UP, HOW DID YOU CONVINCE DAD TO MISS MY ROMEO AND JULIET? WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? HE MISSED MY SCIENCE FAIR.
THEN WHERE IS HE? I DON'T KNOW.
I JUST GOT HOME.
WELL, DAD WOULDN'T JUST NOT SHOW UP.
DO YOU THINK SOMETHING HAPPENED TO HIM? DAD! DAD! DAD! DAD! DAD! DAD! DAD! DAD! DAD! BE QUIET! DADDY IS SLEEPING.
DAD, I'M SO GLAD YOU'RE OK.
WE WERE SO WORRIED ABOUT YOU.
I'M FINE.
I SLEPT THROUGH EVERYTHING.
IT'S OK.
WE'RE JUST GLAD NOTHING HAPPENED TO YOU.
GIRLS, I AM SO SORRY.
I WANTED TO BE THERE SO BADLY, AND I LET YOU BOTH DOWN.
THIS SINGLE PARENT STUFF IS NOT AS EASY AS I THOUGHT.
WE DIDN'T MAKE IT ANY EASIER FOR YOU.
I'M SORRY I WAS SO SELFISH TODAY.
I'M SORRY, TOO.
I'M SORRY, TOO.
MICHELLE, YOU HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH THIS.
I DIDN'T WANT TO BE LEFT OUT.
OH, COME HERE, HONEY.
YOU GIRLS ARE THE GREATEST.
I MUST BE THE LUCKIEST DAD IN THE WHOLE WORLD.
YOU'RE THE GREATEST DAD IN THE WHOLE WORLD.
OH, SHUCKS.
SO WHAT DID THE GREATEST DAD IN THE WORLD SLEEP THROUGH TODAY? WELL, THE PLAY WAS GREAT, BUT ROMEO GOT THE HICCUPS, SO WE HAD TO CUT THE KISSING SCENE SHORT.
GEE, WHAT A SHAME.
HOW ABOUT YOU, SWEETIE? MY BRAIN WON A SPECIAL PRIZE-- MOST BIODEGRADABLE.
ALL RIGHT.
WELL, I'M GONNA GO GET DINNER STARTED.
DAD, WAIT.
YOU DO SO MUCH FOR US.
LET US COOK DINNER FOR YOU.
GREAT IDEA.
COME ON, MICHELLE.
YOU CAN BE OUR SPECIAL HELPER.
OK, BUT I'M NOT SETTING THAT TABLE, MISTER.
COME ON.
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