Full House s04e23 Episode Script

Joey Goes Hollywood

IT'S PUPPET TIME.
YOU BE THE CHIPMUNK.
WELL, MICHELLE, I'M NOT REALLY A PUPPET KIND OF GUY.
I WOULD DO IT FOR YOU.
OH, VERY GOOD.
YOUR VERY FIRST GUILT TRIP.
OK, I'LL DO IT, BUT DON'T TELL ANYONE.
RARR! I'M GOING TO GET YOU, CHIPMUNK! OH, NO, OH, NO.
BE NICE TO ME.
BE NICE TO ME.
YOU DON'T SOUND LIKE A CHIPMUNK.
HOW DOES A CHIPMUNK SOUND? SQUEAKY.
OH.
OH, NO, OH, NO.
BE NICE.
BE NICE.
SQUEAKIER.
OH, NO, OH, NO.
BE NICE, BE NICE.
UNCLE JESSE, DINNER'S READY.
[SQUEAKY VOICE] COMING.
I MEAN, I'M COMING.
YOU STAY AND PRACTICE.
I'LL GO EAT.
OH, REALLY? GET BACK HERE! AAH! * AHH * * AHH * * WHATEVER HAPPENED TO PREDICTABILITY * * THE MILKMAN, THE PAPER BOY * * EVENIN' TV * * HOW DID I GET DELIVERED HERE * * SOMEBODY TELL ME, PLEASE * * THIS OLD WORLD'S * * CONFUSIN' ME * * CLOUDS AS MEAN AS YOU'VE EVER SEEN * * AIN'T A BIRD WHO KNOWS YOUR TUNE * * THEN A LITTLE VOICE INSIDE YOU WHISPERS * * KID, DON'T SELL YOUR DREAMS SO SOON * * EVERYWHERE YOU LOOK * * EVERYWHERE YOU LOOK * * THERE'S A HEART * * A HAND TO HOLD ONTO * * EVERYWHERE YOU LOOK * * EVERYWHERE YOU LOOK * * THERE'S A FACE OF SOMEBODY WHO NEEDS YOU * * EVERYWHERE YOU LOOK * * WHEN YOU'RE LOST OUT THERE * * AND YOU'RE ALL ALONE * * A LIGHT IS WAITIN' * * TO CARRY YOU HOME * * EVERYWHERE YOU LOOK * * EVERYWHERE YOU LOOK * * DO BE DO BA BA DA ** CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY WARNER BROS.
KIMMY, WOULD YOU QUIT COPYING MY ESSAY.
WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'M COPYING YOU? "WHAT AMERICA MEANS TO ME BY D.
J.
TANNER.
" I AM SICK OF STEPHANIE.
I KNOW THE FEELING.
I WAS TALKING ABOUT MY NAME, GIBBLER.
SOME KID IN SCHOOL TODAY STARTED CALLING ME "STEP ON ME.
" NEXT THING I KNEW, MY WHOLE CLASS WAS DOING IT.
I DON'T KNOW HOW THAT CAUGHT ON SO FAST.
THIS COULD BE A CLUE.
HOW RUDE! I'M GOING TO CHANGE MY NAME TO SOMETHING COOL.
SOMETHING THAT SAYS "ME".
HOW ABOUT AN INDIAN NAME, LIKE "LITTLE PAIN IN NECK"? WELL, KIMMY, IF WE'RE GOING WITH INDIAN NAMES, THAT WOULD MAKE YOU "BIG HOLE IN HEAD".
HA HA HA, D.
J.
YOUR PHONE BILL IS SO FUNNY THIS MONTH, I JUST HAD TO SHARE IT WITH YOU.
THE FUNNIEST PART IS THIS $56 CALL TO TOKYO.
START EXPLAINING.
DAD, I DIDN'T CALL TOKYO.
NO? WELL, SOMEBODY DID.
KIMMY? I DIDN'T MAKE THAT CALL.
I'VE NEVER BEEN SO INSULTED IN ALL MY LIFE.
YES, YOU HAVE.
I JUST NAILED YOU WITH THAT HOLE-IN-THE-HEAD JOKE.
DON'T YOU REMEMBER? OF COURSE NOT.
YOU'VE GOT A BIG HOLE IN YOUR HEAD.
HA HA! THAT'S TWO IN A ROW.
AS SOON AS I THINK OF A COMEBACK, I'M COMING BACK.
WELL, THEN, I GUESS THIS IS GOODBYE FOREVER.
THAT'S THREE IN A ROW.
I KILL MYSELF.
I'M GOING TO L.
A.
FOR A COUPLE OF HOURS.
SEE YOU GUYS.
JOE, YOU'RE GOING TO L.
A.
FOR A COUPLE OF HOURS? WHY ARE YOU GOING TO L.
A.
? * ROW, ROW, ROW YOUR BOAT GENTLY DOWN THE STREAM ** MOSHI-MOSHI? MIKKO-SAN.
MOSHI-MOSHI, DUDE.
MICHELLE-SAN, GENKI DESKA? GUESS WHAT? I CAN COUNT TO 100.
JOEY, WHY ARE YOU FLYING TO L.
A.
? I JUST HAVE A CRAVING FOR A BAG OF THOSE HONEY-ROASTED PEANUTS THAT THEY GIVE YOU ON THE PLANE.
THAT'S ALL.
YOU'RE FLYING TO L.
A.
FOR ONE BAG OF NUTS? DANNY, THAT WOULD BE STUPID.
I GET ANOTHER BAG ON THE WAY BACK.
JOEY, WHY ARE YOU GOING TO L.
A WHOOPS, I'D BETTER START OVER.
[DANNY] YOU'RE REALLY IMMATURE.
WHAT'S GOING ON? HE'S TRYING TO MAKE A RUN FOR IT.
HEAD HIM OFF! FREEZE, SLIME.
THERE'S NO WAY YOU'RE GETTING OUT AFTER WHAT YOU DID.
WHAT DID HE DO? HE'S FLYING TO L.
A.
TO GET HONEY-ROASTED PEANUTS.
COME ON.
DO YOU GUYS HAVE TO KNOW EVERYTHING ABOUT MY LIFE? YES.
YES.
YES.
ALL RIGHT.
I'M GOING TO HOLLYWOOD TO AUDITION FOR A TV PILOT FOR A NEW SITUATION COMEDY.
JOEY, THAT'S GREAT.
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY I DIDN'T WANT TO TELL YOU GUYS.
I KNEW YOU'D GET ALL EXCITED.
CHANCES ARE I WON'T GET IT.
I'LL HAVE TO COME HOME AND TELL YOU.
YOU'LL BEDISAPPOINTED, I'LL BE DISAPPOINTED WHY AM I GOING? JOEY.
JOEY.
HEY, MAN, WE'RE YOUR FAMILY.
THERE'S NO PRESSURE.
TELL US, WHAT'S THIS NEW SHOW ABOUT? IT STARS FRANKIE AVALON AND ANNETTE FUNICELLO.
ANNETTE FUNICELLO? I LOVE HER.
I'VE GOT TO MEET HER.
JOEY, YOU GOT TO GET THIS PART.
BUT, HEY, NO PRESSURE.
WOW, THIS IS SO EXCITING.
FRANKIE AND ANNETTE.
YEAH, THAT'S GREAT.
WHO ARE THEY? THEY WERE THE STARS OF ALL THOSE CLASSIC BEACH PARTY MOVIES, REMEMBER? NO.
NO.
FRANKIE HAD ALL THESE HITS LIKE VENUS AND DE-DE-DINAH.
REMEMBER THOSE? NO.
NO.
YOU REMEMBER ANNETTE.
SHE DID THOSE PEANUT BUTTER COMMERCIALS.
THAT'S RIGHT! I KNOW HER.
ANNETTE WAS ONE OF THE ORIGINAL MOUSEKETEERS.
JOEY, WHEN YOU MEET HER, TELL HER DANNY TANNER SAYS HELLO.
SHE'LL REMEMBER ME.
I SENT HER A FAN LETTER BACK IN 1968.
DANNY, THERE'S NO WAY.
I'M TELLING YOU, SHE'LL REMEMBER ME.
I WROTE HER A SEVEN PAGE LETTER AND I SPRINKLED IT WITH MY FAVORITE SCENT.
LEMON PLEDGE.
I'M TALKING ABOUT THE PART.
I'M PROBABLY NOT GONNA GET IT.
JOEY, STOP TALKING LIKE THAT.
YOU GOTTA START THINKING POSITIVE.
PICTURE IT, OKAY: YOU'RE THE BIGGEST STAR IN AMERICA.
THE JOEY GLADSTONE SHOW HAS JUST GONE TO NUMBER ONE.
YOU COME HOME AFTER A HARD DAY AT THE STUDIO MAKING 200--3--400 MILLION PEOPLE LAUGH.
PICTURE IT, JOE.
HE'S COMING, HE'S COMING.
[ALL] JOEY'S COMING, JOEY'S COMING.
HE-E-E-RE'S JOEY! THANK YOU, THANK YOU.
CUT IT OUT.
[MUSIC PLAYS] JOEY, JOEY! JOEY, JOEY! JOEY, JOEY! JOEY, JOEY! THE LAKER GIRLS.
WOW, JOEY, ARE THESE REALLY LAKER GIRLS? AT LAKER GAMES, THEY'RE LAKER GIRLS.
THE REST OF THE TIME, THEY'RE JOEY GIRLS.
THANKS, GIRLS.
HIT THE SHOWERS.
JOEY, YOU'RE THE FUNNIEST MAN IN AMERICA.
NO, I'M NOT.
[LAUGHING] IT'S JOEY GLADSTONE! EXCUSE ME, EXCUSE ME.
NO PICTURES, PLEASE.
OK, MAYBE JUST ONE.
JOEY, I LOVE YOU! SECURITY! THANK YOU, NELSON.
THANK YOU, MANNY.
[TELEPHONE RINGS] JOEY'S ROOM.
OH, MY GOD.
IT'S JULIA ROBERTS.
HELLO, PRETTY WOMAN.
DINNER TONIGHT IN PARIS? WHY NOT? I'M IN THE MOOD FOR FRENCH FRIES.
AW, JOEY, YOU'RE MY HERO.
IN FACT, YOU HAVE THE GREATEST HAIR I'VE EVER SEEN.
I WOULD LIKE TO HAVE HAIR LIKE YOURS-- WHY AM I SAYING THIS? BECAUSE IT'S MY FANTASY, JESS.
NELSON! NO, WAIT--NELSON, I'M A SENSITIVE GUY.
NELSON-- WATCH THE HAIR, NELSON.
THE HAIR! YOU'RE TOUCHING ME, NELSON.
YOU'RE AS FUNNY AS BUGS BUNNY.
YOU'RE AS FUNNY AS BUGS BUNNY.
I'M AS FUNNY AS BUGS BUNNY.
I GOT TO GET TO L.
A.
WHEN THE LAKER GIRLS GET OUT OF THE SHOWER, TELL THEM I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
BYE, EVERYBODY.
HAVE A GOOD TRIP.
GOOD LUCK! HEY, WHAT'S GOING ON? JOEY'S GOING TO HOLLYWOOD.
SAY GOODBYE.
SAYONARA.
SAYONARA.
SAYONARA? MICHELLE DID YOU CALL TOKYO? HAI, DANNY-SAN! MICHELLE,FROM NOW ON, IF YOU WANT TO CALL TOKYO, YOU CAN MAKE A PRETEND CALL ON THIS PRETEND PHONE.
I'LL BE HAPPY TO PAY THE PRETEND BILLS, OK? YOU GOT IT, DUDE.
HERE YOU GO.
IS JOEY BACK YET? NO, BUT I MADE HIM A CAKE.
LOOK AT THIS.
"CONGRATS, JOEY.
" THAT'S VERY SWEET, BUT WHAT IF HE DOESN'T GET THE PART? VERY SIMPLE.
I GET RID OF THIS.
"RATS, JOEY.
" MOSHI-MOSHI, MIKKO-SAN.
THIS IS NUTS.
I'M TALKING TO MYSELF.
STEPH, DINNER! I THINK YOU GUYS OUGHT TO KNOW THAT STEPHANIE IS NOT STEPHANIE ANYMORE.
SHE DECIDED TO CHANGE HER NAME.
OH, DAWN! COMING! DAWN? IT HAS A LOVELY RING TO IT, DON'T YOU THINK? WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH YOUR REAL NAME? DAD, NO OFFENSE, BUT HOW CAN YOU COMPARE STEPHANIE WITH DAWN? I'M BACK! HEY! WHAT HAPPENED? DID YOU GET THE PART? I DON'T KNOW YET.
I DIDN'T HEAR FROM MY AGENT.
HOW DID THE AUDITION GO? I DON'T WANT TO PAT MYSELF ON THE BACK OR TOOT MY HORN, BUT [IMITATES TRUMPET] [TELEPHONE RINGS] OH, THAT COULD BE MY AGENT.
HELLO, EDDIE.
[RING] HELLO, EDDIE! EDDIE! COME IN! JOEY, THAT'S MICHELLE'S PRETEND PHONE.
OH.
HELLO, EDDIE.
I CAN COUNT TO 100.
MICHELLE.
HERE, GIVE ME THE PHONE.
THANK YOU.
EDDIE, WHAT'S UP? UH-HUH.
SURE.
YEAH, THANKS FOR CALLING.
WHAT DID HE SAY? WHAT HAPPENED? I GOT THE PART.
WHOO! WHOO! I'LL BE ON A SHOW WITH FRANKIE AND ANNETTE.
WE'RE ALL GOING TO HOLLYWOOD.
YOU'RE ALL GOING TO SEE ME SHOOT THE PILOT.
YES! WHOO! JOEY, HOW'S IT GOING? SORRY, NO AUTOGRAPHS, PLEASE.
HOW SOON THEY FORGET THE LITTLE PEOPLE.
ALL RIGHT, I'LL SIGN YOUR BOOKS.
OKAY, WHAT WERE YOUR NAMES AGAIN? OH, MY GOD, IT'S ANNETTE FUNICELLO.
SHE LOOKS JUST AS BEAUTIFUL AS SHE DID ON THE MICKEY MOUSE CLUB.
THAT LADY KNOWS MICKEY MOUSE? GIVE ME MY BOOK BACK.
EXCUSE ME, ARE YOU ANNETTE FUNNY JELLO? SOMETHING LIKE THAT.
HI, SWEETHEART.
UH, EXCUSE ME.
MICHELLE, MISS FUNICELLO'S GETTING READY FOR HER SHOW.
YOU GO BACK OVER THERE, HONEY.
YOU SHOULDN'T BE BOTHERING HER.
HI, IT'S SO NICE TO MEET YOU.
I'VE LOVED YOU EVER SINCE THE FIRST TIME I SAW YOU GO, "ANNETTE.
" ACTUALLY WE DID IT * BUM PUM BUM PUM BUM ** ANNETTE.
OH.
* BUM POM BUM POM BUM ** DANNY.
THAT'S IT! I MEAN, HI, I'M DANNY TANNER.
HI.
WAIT A MINUTE.
DANNY TANNER.
DIDN'T YOU WRITE ME A FAN LETTER IN 1968 THAT SMELLED LIKE LEMON PLEDGE? YES.
THAT WAS ME.
I KNEW YOU'D REMEMBER.
IT WAS THE ONLY TIME A FAN OFFERED TO CLEAN MY HOUSE.
THAT OFFER STILL STANDS.
WOW.
LOOK HOW STAR-STRUCK DANNY IS.
HE'S PRACTICALLY DROOLING OVER ANNETTE.
HEY, GANG! EVERYBODY READY TO ROCK 'N' ROLL? AAH! IT'S FRANKIE.
OH, MR.
AVALON, YOU ARE SO CUTE.
HI, I'M JESSE, AND THIS IS MY HUSBAND REBECCA.
HI.
HOW YOU DOIN', FRANKIE.
EXCUSE ME.
LISTEN, FRANK, CAN WE SPEAK MANO A MANO? WHAT CAN I DO FOR YOU, REBECCA? JUST OUT OF CURIOSITY, HOW DO YOU KEEP YOUR HAIR SO SHINY AND MANAGEABLE? OH, I ALWAYS CONDITION WITH AVOCADOS.
OH, ME, TOO.
ME, TOO.
ONCE IN A WHILE I PUT IN A LITTLE MAYONNAISE.
NO, TRY OUGHT TO TRY A LITTLE BIT OF LIME JUICE AND CILANTRO.
DOES THAT HELP RESTORE THE pH BALANCE? NO, BUT IT MAKES A GREAT DIP.
FRANKIE, ANNETTE, I'D LIKE YOU TO MEET D.
J.
, MICHELLE, AND DAWN.
DAWN ARIEL TANNER.
OK, PLACES, PLEASE.
SEE YOU, GUYS.
GOT TO GO.
WAIT A SECOND.
IF I COULD JUST TROUBLE YOU FOR ONE QUICK PICTURE? SURE.
NO PROBLEM.
GREAT.
YOU JUST LOOK THROUGH HERE AND PRESS THAT RED BUTTON.
SMILE.
GREAT.
HI, EVERYBODY.
WELCOME TO THE TAPING OF THE PILOT EPISODE OF A BRAND-NEW SHOW CALLED SURF'S UP! STARRING FRANKIE AVALON AND ANNETTE FUNICELLO.
AND NEWCOMER JOEY GLADSTONE.
WHOO! JOEY! GO, JOEY! YOU CAN ALWAYS TELL WHERE THE FAMILY IS SITTING.
AND NOW, EVERYBODY, SURF'S UP! GO.
IN 5, 4, 3, 2 [APPLAUSE] WOW, FRANKIE, ISN'T THIS WONDERFUL? WE FINALLY HAVE OUR OWN HANGOUT AT THE BEACH.
YEAH, ANNETTE, AND NOW WE CAN ENTERTAIN A WHOLE NEW GENERATION OF SURFERS.
IF THEY'D JUST COME OUT OF THE WATER.
I CAN TAKE CARE OF THAT.
WATCH THIS.
SHARK! [SCREAMS] [ANNETTE] WOULD EVERYONE LIKE TO HEAR A SONG? YEAH! HEY, I GOT IT.
HOW ABOUT ONE OF THOSE GREAT OLD LOVE SONGS? YEAH, THEY DON'T WRITE LYRICS LIKE THIS ANYMORE.
HERE'S WHY.
* WELL * * WHO PUT THE BOMP IN THE BOMP SH-BOMP SH-BOMP * * WHO PUT THE RAM IN THE RAMA-LAMA DING-DONG * * WHO PUT THE BOP IN THE BOP SH-BOP SH-BOP * * WHO PUT THE DIT IN THE DIT DIT DIT DIT DIT * * WHO WAS THAT MAN * * I'D LIKE TO SHAKE HIS HAND * * HE MADE MY BABY FALL IN LOVE WITH ME * COME ON, EVERYBODY, SING! * WHO PUT THE BOP IN THE BOP SH-BOP SH-BOP * * WHO PUT THE RAM IN THE RAMA-LAMA DING-DONG * * WHO PUT THE BOP * * IN THE BOP SH-BOP SH-BOP * * WHO PUT THE DIT IN THE DIT-- ** HEY, BEACH BUDDIES, SURF'S UP! WHOO! YEAH! JOEY, ARE YOU OK? CUT! IT'S ALL RIGHT, MICHELLE.
I'M JUST ACTING.
JUST CHECKING! OKAY, LET'S TAKE IT FROM JOEY'S FACE IN THE SAND.
OH GREAT, I WAS HOPING WE COULD TAKE IT FROM THERE.
OKAY.
HERE WE GO.
IN 3, 2 WAY TO GO, FLIP.
YOU JUST CLEARED OUT ALL OF OUR CUSTOMERS.
OH, SORRY TO BE SUCH A BUMMER, FRANKIE.
HERE, CHECK OUT THIS LETTER.
THIS'LL GET YOU STOKED.
IT'S FROM THE BEACH BOYS.
THEY WANT YOU TO BE A PART OF THEIR HAWAII SHOW.
FLIP, DID YOU READ THIS LETTER? WELL, MOST OF IT.
I HAD SOME HELP WITH THE BIG WORDS.
WE'RE GOING TO HAWAII? THAT MEANS THE BIG KAHUNA SURFS AGAIN.
COWABUNGA! SWEETHEART, YOU'RE GROWN UP NOW.
PLEASE DON'T SAY COWABUNGA.
IF WE GO TO HAWAII, WHO'S GOING TO RUN THE RESTAURANT? DUH, I COULD DO IT.
WAIT A MINUTE.
ANNETTE.
HE COULD-- I DON'T KNOW IF WE SHOULD TRUST HIM.
BONJOUR, MONSIEUR DUDE.
WELCOME TO FRANKIE AND ANNETTE'S.
MAY I SUGGEST YOU SCARF DOWN A TOTALLY RADICAL BURGER? BUT, FLIP, DON'T YOU HAVE TO DELIVER THESE LETTERS? NAW.
I CAN JUST MAIL THEM.
I SAY WE GIVE FLIP A CHANCE.
WHAT COULD GO WRONG? RIGHT.
HEY, DO YOU GUYS SMELL SOMETHING BURNING? FLIP, YOU'RE SITTING ON THE GRILL.
THEN THAT WOULD EXPLAIN THE SEARING PAIN.
YEOW! LIKE TOTALLY RADICAL RUMP ROAST.
WHEW.
DAWN.
YEAH, DAD? I THOUGHT WE SHOULD HAVE A LITTLE TALK BEFORE WE GO DOWN TO THE FEDERAL BUREAU OF NAME CHANGES AND LEGALLY CHANGE YOUR NAME.
ARE YOU ABSOLUTELY SURE YOU NEVER WANT TO BE STEPHANIE AGAIN? ABSOLUTELY.
THE KIDS DON'T CALL ME "STEP ON ME" ANYMORE.
WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO WHEN THEY START MAKING FUN OF YOUR NEW NAME? HOW COULD THEY POSSIBLY MAKE FUN OF A NAME AS BEAUTIFUL AS DAWN? OH, I DON'T KNOW.
MAYBE THEY COULD CALL YOU DAWNALD DUCK.
OR THEY COULD SAY DAWNER AND BLITZEN.
THEY COULD ALL CROWD YOU AND START SINGING-- * DAWN DA DA DA DA DA DAWN DAWN DAWN * * DAWN DA DA DA DAWN DA DA DAWN DAWN DAWN * * DA DA DAWN DA DA DAWN DA DA DAWN DAWN DAWN * * DA DA DAWN DA DA DAWN DAWN DAWN ** DAD, DAD.
UH NOW THAT I THINK ABOUT IT, I THINK I'LL STICK WITH STEPHANIE.
GOOD,I WAS HOPING THAT THOUGHT WOULD DAWN ON YOU.
I'M SORRY.
I'M ALL DAWN NOW.
DANNY! QUICK, TURN ON THE TV.
I JUST TALKED TO MY AGENT.
HOLLYWOOD INSIDER IS DOING A SEGMENT ON SURF'S UP! WE'RE GONNA FIND OUT IF IT'S GONNA BE A NEW SERIES.
BOTH MADONNA AND ANDY GRIFFITH HAVE DENIED THIS RUMOR.
TURNING TO TELEVISION, OUR NETWORK SOURCES HAVE CONFIRMED THAT THE NEW COMEDY SERIES SURF'S UP!, STARRING FRANKIE AVALON, ANNETTE FUNICELLO, AND NEWCOMER JOEY GLADSTONE, WILL DEFINITELY BE ON THE FALL SCHEDULE.
HOWEVER, HOLLYWOOD INSIDER HAS THE INSIDE STORY.
OBVIOUSLY RIDING THE COATTAILS OF THE SUCCESS OF THE SIMPSONS, THE NETWORK HAS DECIDED TO CHANGE SURF'S UP! FROM A HALF-HOUR SITCOM TO A HALF-HOUR CARTOON.
FRANKIE AND ANNETTE WILL NOW BE SINGING DOLPHINS.
AND JOEY GLADSTONE, THE SURFING MAILMAN, WILL BECOME A SURFING KANGAROO.
OHH.
BUT FRANKIE, ANNETTE, AND JOEY WILL BE DOING THE VOICES FOR THE CARTOON CHARACTERS.
ALL RIGHT.
FIRST WE'RE HAPPY, THEN WE'RE SAD, THEN WE'RE HAPPY.
WHAT'S GOING ON? ALL MY LIFE I'VE WANTED TO BE A CARTOON.
NOW I AM A CARTOON.
I'M GOING TO BE THE VOICE OF FLIP, THE SURFING KANGAROO.
THERE'S ONLY ONE PROBLEM.
I DON'T DO A VOICE OF A SURFING KANGAROO.
IT'S SIMPLE.
YOU DO THAT WOODCHUCK CHARACTER, SO DO THAT, THEN YOU DO A SURFER CHARACTER, PUT THOSE BOTH TOGETHER, ADD AN AUSTRALIAN ACCENT, AND "BADA-BING" YOU GOT YOURSELF A SURFING KANGAROO.
SIMPLE.
WELL, LET'S SEE.
GOOD DAY, MATE.
I'M FLIP, THE SURFING KANGAROO.
HA HA HA HA.
WHAT DO YOU SAY WE PUT ANOTHER KEN ON THE BARBIE? SAY, IS THAT SURFBOARD MADE OF WOOD? I LOVE CARTOONS! THIS IS GREAT! [IMITATES POPEYE] HUG-UG-UG-UG.
WHOA! [MUMBLING] [IMITATES BULLWINKLE] BOY, LOOK, ROCK, IT'S UNBELIEVABLE STUFF, STUFF, STUFF.
[IMITATES FOGHORN LEGHORN] HOLD ON, BOY.
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