G.I.Joe: Renegades (2010) s01e19 Episode Script
The Anaconda Strain
Subject number one is definitely showing signs of infection.
Look at those scales! You realize what we have here, don't you? The first mammalian virus engineered from reptile DNA.
The gestation period is complete.
[ Air hissing .]
Congratulations, Kurt.
The anaconda is airborne.
We've weaponized a virus lethal to rats without knowing how it will affect humans.
[ Rats chittering .]
One step at a time.
But we could save thousands of lives if you help me persuade Cobra to let us create the antidote.
Our research could lead to other cures to other contagions.
Cobra is not easily swayed, even by passion as genuine as yours.
I can't do it without you, doctor.
You won't have to.
What is it? Your suit is compromised.
Couldn't have happened more than a few seconds ago.
Doesn't mean I'm infected.
You've been exposed.
You know the protocol.
- [ Doors hiss .]
- Dr.
Monev.
Wait! [ Beep .]
You must be quarantined.
- [ Coughs .]
- Indefinitely.
[ Coughing .]
[ Gasping .]
[ Dramatic music plays .]
[ Beeping .]
Accused of a crime they didn't commit, a ragtag band of fugitives fights a covert battle to clear their names and expose the insidious enemy that is Cobra.
Some call them outlaws.
Some call them heroes.
But these determined men and women think of themselves only as ordinary Joes.
And this is their story.
[ Ship horn blows .]
I'm beginning to miss shipwreck's stomach-churner.
I'm not loving this scenario limited cover, one escape route.
It's no trap.
Elena: I didn't know who else to contact.
And, honestly I I didn't expect an answer.
Scarlett: You mentioned in your e-mail that your father has been missing for two days.
My adopted father, Dr.
Kurt Schnurr, became a biochemist, hoping to fight disease in developing countries.
And he was Until Cobra made clear they had a different agenda in mind.
Oh, that Cobra.
So predictable.
How did he sound when you last spoke to him? He was nervous.
Desperate.
It was like he was trying to tell me goodbye.
Ay, papi.
Let me guess his "office" is a heavily guarded facility.
Well, this rat ain't going nowhere near a killer germ lab.
[ Sips drink .]
[ Sniffles .]
I want to believe my father's alive, but I'm so afraid.
Keep believing, Elena.
We will bring him back, I promise.
What are you sitting around for?! Let's move it, ladies! Did she just call us ladies? She was looking at you when she said it.
Hey, we don't know her father's status.
How could you make a promise like that? What that girl needed most was hope.
Buenos dÃas, señor.
¿cómo estáusted? [ Speaking Spanish .]
Muy importante.
Nice work, amigo.
Gracias.
[ Air brake hisses .]
[ Weapons charging .]
Biohazard suits.
Let's look like we belong.
Do I look like a potato? I'm not getting in that sack.
Without it, your chances of being infected multiply by a thousand.
Less yapping, more zipping.
[ Buzzer sounds, door hisses .]
[ Wheels squeaking .]
Ain't no telling what microscopic horror cobra's brewing down here.
I have seen you swim in a sewer.
What is with the germaphobia? Nature's bugs, I can deal with.
It's the man-made monsters that'll turn you into pudding.
Scarlett: Computers in the control room should allow us to check on Dr.
Schnurr's status.
[ Beep .]
[ Door hisses .]
Not getting in without plastic.
I can always knock Really hard.
[ Door hisses .]
Why aren't you in your suit? [ Door hisses .]
Scarlett: Nicely done, Snake Eyes.
Server rooms are rarely guarded.
I should have thought of it.
You know, you do seem a little distracted.
[ Beeping .]
Oh, no.
[ Beeping .]
[ Groans .]
It's not your fault, Scarlett.
We have to find out what happened to him.
Make it quick.
Schnurr was working on a lethal virus called the Anaconda Strain highly contagious.
[ Gasps .]
You had to say "contagious.
" Hold on.
If Schnurr's deceased, why was his keycard used just five minutes ago? Ninja gets to stay on the green level, and we're going downstairs to red, why? Kurt's card was last swiped in sublevel four.
Snake Eyes Have you patched in Roadblock? [ Beeping .]
Okay, amigo.
Make sure our horse is ready to ride.
She'll be saddled up.
[ Buzzer sounds, door hisses .]
[ Inhales deeply .]
Just in case.
Scarlett: Approaching the quarantine area.
Little help, Snake Eyes? [ Door hisses .]
You don't belong down here.
[ Door hisses .]
Have a seat, doc.
And I'd think twice before sounding any alarms.
Elena Schnurr sent us here to find her father.
Elena? You know my daughter? Is she all right? Elena is fine, Dr.
Schnurr, and so are you.
No.
I'm not.
We'll get you out of there.
No.
If the virus gets loose, the entire world could become infected in a matter of days.
The results would be Well, see for yourself.
[ Rat squeaking .]
[ Air hissing .]
The only rat still breathing is the carrier.
I gave both Kurt and that rodent a general inoculation.
It slows anaconda down but won't stop her.
So the antidote doesn't work? My dear, there is no antidote.
We haven't synthesized one yet.
Actually, according to your lab records, there's not only an antidote, but it's being kept upstairs in biovault "c.
" Cobra must have been developing your formula with a separate team.
Kurt, this means there's real hope.
[ Kurt coughing .]
I don't understand.
Why would Cobra with hold the cure from me? I'm guessing you're not exactly employee of the month, are you, Dr.
Schnurr? Your attitude did seem to rub the Baroness the wrong way.
But I can't believe she would Believe it.
We will break into the vault and find that antidote.
Copy that, Snake Eyes? [ Beeping .]
Don't! If the biovault is breached, it will seal.
You'll never make it back down here.
Then we'll just have to bring you to the cure.
Any attempt to free Kurt from quarantine will initiate a lockdown throughout the facility.
I appreciate your efforts, but I won't survive this, and it's better I don't.
Promise me one thing.
You'll make sure Elena is cared for.
[ Coughing .]
[ Weapon charging .]
[ Gasps .]
[ Alarms blaring .]
Man: Quarantine breach.
Contagion detected.
Lockdown on level four.
Woman: Access denied.
Access denied.
We're not going anywhere.
We move fast enough, we can outrun the lockdown.
The central exhaust shaft is on the other side of this wall.
[ Weapon charging .]
[ Alarms blaring .]
[ Indistinct shouting .]
Ay yi yi.
Man: Intruder alert.
Intruder alert.
Man: Intruder alert.
Careful, soldier.
Naturally.
[ Coughing .]
[ Gasps .]
I don't want this thing! [ Rat squeaking .]
Eh All right, Mr.
Peepers.
We'll get you out of here, too.
Contagion detected.
Level three.
Initiating lockdown.
We're running out of doors! Then climb faster.
[ Gasping .]
This just isn't your day.
[ Door hisses .]
Dr.
Monev.
[ Beep, static crackles .]
Kurt, you've been a fine assistant and a wonderful test subject.
You sabotaged my suit! I'm afraid so.
Now that I know the Anaconda Strain can infect humans, Cobra can release her into the general population.
And sell the antidote.
Folks will pay just about any price to live.
Cobra Industries will be seen as a savior.
I'll settle for the Nobel prize.
It's a win-win for everyone.
Except you.
[ Coughing .]
Man: Contagion detected.
Level one.
U.
V.
sterilization in 60 seconds.
Ultraviolet.
Sterilizer bomb.
It'll flash-fry anything not made of metal or concrete.
I hope that thing evens out a tan.
[ Gasping .]
[ Door hissing .]
- [ Gasps .]
- [ Gasps .]
[ Alarms blaring .]
[ Tires screech .]
U.
V.
sterilization in 3, 2, 1.
[ Tires screech .]
Whew.
He's not breathing.
[ Hissing .]
[ Gasps .]
[ Rat squeaking .]
How we doing back there? Good.
We're all good.
[ Vehicle approaches .]
Papi? [ Gasps .]
Papi! [ Laughs .]
You know too much about the real face of cobra, Dr.
Schnurr.
We have to get you out of Mexico.
I have a cousin in L.
A.
Thank you so much.
Better hurry, or you'll miss your flight.
[ Beep .]
I'd like to know what happened.
Me too.
I'm decrypting the rest of the lab's records now.
No, what happened to your father.
Long story, Duke.
Long drive.
I lost him some years ago.
[ Beeping .]
Weird.
Listen to this.
"The Anaconda Strain was unintentionally created "while testing reptilian regenerative powers on a patient 'X' in the States.
" Looks like we have a new target.
Anyone else wondering why Cobra hasn't been chasing us down? Since when is that bad news? Whoa! Something's seriously wrong with your twin.
No! The antidote didn't work.
The antidote worked just fine, but we never factored in gestation time.
Kurt and your rat were infected for too long.
They're no longer in jeopardy from the anaconda virus.
They've become carriers.
Which means Kurt will infect the plane.
And the airport, and the city, and the world.
[ Tires screech .]
Airline's website says the plane has already left the gate.
We'll have to intercept it on the tarmac.
How? It's not like flagging down a cab.
Roadblock, grab the jet pack! No time.
Just get me close.
[ Indistinct conversations .]
[ Gasps .]
What is it, sweetheart? [ Gasps .]
Excuse us.
I'm not sick.
I've become a carrier.
I'm Dr.
Monev's outbreak.
Dr.
Schnurr! You need to stay calm.
For Elena.
I'm a danger to her and everyone else on this plane.
I've become A carrier, I know.
We have the antidote.
And if that's not enough? I must protect these people from the virus I created.
Forgive me, Elena.
No! [ Alarms beeping .]
[ Indistinct shouting .]
Reduce speed! What are you doing?! I have to do this! Duke: Didn't you hear? Ninjas can't fly.
Hey, Scarlett, your boy just made the game-saving catch.
Snake Eyes and the doc aren't pancaked.
[ Indistinct shouting .]
Dr.
Schnurr may be off this plane, but the Anaconda Strain isn't.
Don't be shy with that antidote.
Can't spray it in here.
The cabin has lost pressure.
It'll dissipate before it can be inhaled.
I don't know what to do.
Lieutenant, I know you will find some way to help those people.
[ Hissing .]
[ All coughing .]
Elena: Where is my father? [ Air hissing .]
Kurt: Well, Mr.
Peepers, if you'll accept my apology, I could really use a new lab partner.
[ Zipping .]
I won't rest until I perfect a permanent antidote, Elena.
I will help you, papi.
Synch by Benfo.
Look at those scales! You realize what we have here, don't you? The first mammalian virus engineered from reptile DNA.
The gestation period is complete.
[ Air hissing .]
Congratulations, Kurt.
The anaconda is airborne.
We've weaponized a virus lethal to rats without knowing how it will affect humans.
[ Rats chittering .]
One step at a time.
But we could save thousands of lives if you help me persuade Cobra to let us create the antidote.
Our research could lead to other cures to other contagions.
Cobra is not easily swayed, even by passion as genuine as yours.
I can't do it without you, doctor.
You won't have to.
What is it? Your suit is compromised.
Couldn't have happened more than a few seconds ago.
Doesn't mean I'm infected.
You've been exposed.
You know the protocol.
- [ Doors hiss .]
- Dr.
Monev.
Wait! [ Beep .]
You must be quarantined.
- [ Coughs .]
- Indefinitely.
[ Coughing .]
[ Gasping .]
[ Dramatic music plays .]
[ Beeping .]
Accused of a crime they didn't commit, a ragtag band of fugitives fights a covert battle to clear their names and expose the insidious enemy that is Cobra.
Some call them outlaws.
Some call them heroes.
But these determined men and women think of themselves only as ordinary Joes.
And this is their story.
[ Ship horn blows .]
I'm beginning to miss shipwreck's stomach-churner.
I'm not loving this scenario limited cover, one escape route.
It's no trap.
Elena: I didn't know who else to contact.
And, honestly I I didn't expect an answer.
Scarlett: You mentioned in your e-mail that your father has been missing for two days.
My adopted father, Dr.
Kurt Schnurr, became a biochemist, hoping to fight disease in developing countries.
And he was Until Cobra made clear they had a different agenda in mind.
Oh, that Cobra.
So predictable.
How did he sound when you last spoke to him? He was nervous.
Desperate.
It was like he was trying to tell me goodbye.
Ay, papi.
Let me guess his "office" is a heavily guarded facility.
Well, this rat ain't going nowhere near a killer germ lab.
[ Sips drink .]
[ Sniffles .]
I want to believe my father's alive, but I'm so afraid.
Keep believing, Elena.
We will bring him back, I promise.
What are you sitting around for?! Let's move it, ladies! Did she just call us ladies? She was looking at you when she said it.
Hey, we don't know her father's status.
How could you make a promise like that? What that girl needed most was hope.
Buenos dÃas, señor.
¿cómo estáusted? [ Speaking Spanish .]
Muy importante.
Nice work, amigo.
Gracias.
[ Air brake hisses .]
[ Weapons charging .]
Biohazard suits.
Let's look like we belong.
Do I look like a potato? I'm not getting in that sack.
Without it, your chances of being infected multiply by a thousand.
Less yapping, more zipping.
[ Buzzer sounds, door hisses .]
[ Wheels squeaking .]
Ain't no telling what microscopic horror cobra's brewing down here.
I have seen you swim in a sewer.
What is with the germaphobia? Nature's bugs, I can deal with.
It's the man-made monsters that'll turn you into pudding.
Scarlett: Computers in the control room should allow us to check on Dr.
Schnurr's status.
[ Beep .]
[ Door hisses .]
Not getting in without plastic.
I can always knock Really hard.
[ Door hisses .]
Why aren't you in your suit? [ Door hisses .]
Scarlett: Nicely done, Snake Eyes.
Server rooms are rarely guarded.
I should have thought of it.
You know, you do seem a little distracted.
[ Beeping .]
Oh, no.
[ Beeping .]
[ Groans .]
It's not your fault, Scarlett.
We have to find out what happened to him.
Make it quick.
Schnurr was working on a lethal virus called the Anaconda Strain highly contagious.
[ Gasps .]
You had to say "contagious.
" Hold on.
If Schnurr's deceased, why was his keycard used just five minutes ago? Ninja gets to stay on the green level, and we're going downstairs to red, why? Kurt's card was last swiped in sublevel four.
Snake Eyes Have you patched in Roadblock? [ Beeping .]
Okay, amigo.
Make sure our horse is ready to ride.
She'll be saddled up.
[ Buzzer sounds, door hisses .]
[ Inhales deeply .]
Just in case.
Scarlett: Approaching the quarantine area.
Little help, Snake Eyes? [ Door hisses .]
You don't belong down here.
[ Door hisses .]
Have a seat, doc.
And I'd think twice before sounding any alarms.
Elena Schnurr sent us here to find her father.
Elena? You know my daughter? Is she all right? Elena is fine, Dr.
Schnurr, and so are you.
No.
I'm not.
We'll get you out of there.
No.
If the virus gets loose, the entire world could become infected in a matter of days.
The results would be Well, see for yourself.
[ Rat squeaking .]
[ Air hissing .]
The only rat still breathing is the carrier.
I gave both Kurt and that rodent a general inoculation.
It slows anaconda down but won't stop her.
So the antidote doesn't work? My dear, there is no antidote.
We haven't synthesized one yet.
Actually, according to your lab records, there's not only an antidote, but it's being kept upstairs in biovault "c.
" Cobra must have been developing your formula with a separate team.
Kurt, this means there's real hope.
[ Kurt coughing .]
I don't understand.
Why would Cobra with hold the cure from me? I'm guessing you're not exactly employee of the month, are you, Dr.
Schnurr? Your attitude did seem to rub the Baroness the wrong way.
But I can't believe she would Believe it.
We will break into the vault and find that antidote.
Copy that, Snake Eyes? [ Beeping .]
Don't! If the biovault is breached, it will seal.
You'll never make it back down here.
Then we'll just have to bring you to the cure.
Any attempt to free Kurt from quarantine will initiate a lockdown throughout the facility.
I appreciate your efforts, but I won't survive this, and it's better I don't.
Promise me one thing.
You'll make sure Elena is cared for.
[ Coughing .]
[ Weapon charging .]
[ Gasps .]
[ Alarms blaring .]
Man: Quarantine breach.
Contagion detected.
Lockdown on level four.
Woman: Access denied.
Access denied.
We're not going anywhere.
We move fast enough, we can outrun the lockdown.
The central exhaust shaft is on the other side of this wall.
[ Weapon charging .]
[ Alarms blaring .]
[ Indistinct shouting .]
Ay yi yi.
Man: Intruder alert.
Intruder alert.
Man: Intruder alert.
Careful, soldier.
Naturally.
[ Coughing .]
[ Gasps .]
I don't want this thing! [ Rat squeaking .]
Eh All right, Mr.
Peepers.
We'll get you out of here, too.
Contagion detected.
Level three.
Initiating lockdown.
We're running out of doors! Then climb faster.
[ Gasping .]
This just isn't your day.
[ Door hisses .]
Dr.
Monev.
[ Beep, static crackles .]
Kurt, you've been a fine assistant and a wonderful test subject.
You sabotaged my suit! I'm afraid so.
Now that I know the Anaconda Strain can infect humans, Cobra can release her into the general population.
And sell the antidote.
Folks will pay just about any price to live.
Cobra Industries will be seen as a savior.
I'll settle for the Nobel prize.
It's a win-win for everyone.
Except you.
[ Coughing .]
Man: Contagion detected.
Level one.
U.
V.
sterilization in 60 seconds.
Ultraviolet.
Sterilizer bomb.
It'll flash-fry anything not made of metal or concrete.
I hope that thing evens out a tan.
[ Gasping .]
[ Door hissing .]
- [ Gasps .]
- [ Gasps .]
[ Alarms blaring .]
[ Tires screech .]
U.
V.
sterilization in 3, 2, 1.
[ Tires screech .]
Whew.
He's not breathing.
[ Hissing .]
[ Gasps .]
[ Rat squeaking .]
How we doing back there? Good.
We're all good.
[ Vehicle approaches .]
Papi? [ Gasps .]
Papi! [ Laughs .]
You know too much about the real face of cobra, Dr.
Schnurr.
We have to get you out of Mexico.
I have a cousin in L.
A.
Thank you so much.
Better hurry, or you'll miss your flight.
[ Beep .]
I'd like to know what happened.
Me too.
I'm decrypting the rest of the lab's records now.
No, what happened to your father.
Long story, Duke.
Long drive.
I lost him some years ago.
[ Beeping .]
Weird.
Listen to this.
"The Anaconda Strain was unintentionally created "while testing reptilian regenerative powers on a patient 'X' in the States.
" Looks like we have a new target.
Anyone else wondering why Cobra hasn't been chasing us down? Since when is that bad news? Whoa! Something's seriously wrong with your twin.
No! The antidote didn't work.
The antidote worked just fine, but we never factored in gestation time.
Kurt and your rat were infected for too long.
They're no longer in jeopardy from the anaconda virus.
They've become carriers.
Which means Kurt will infect the plane.
And the airport, and the city, and the world.
[ Tires screech .]
Airline's website says the plane has already left the gate.
We'll have to intercept it on the tarmac.
How? It's not like flagging down a cab.
Roadblock, grab the jet pack! No time.
Just get me close.
[ Indistinct conversations .]
[ Gasps .]
What is it, sweetheart? [ Gasps .]
Excuse us.
I'm not sick.
I've become a carrier.
I'm Dr.
Monev's outbreak.
Dr.
Schnurr! You need to stay calm.
For Elena.
I'm a danger to her and everyone else on this plane.
I've become A carrier, I know.
We have the antidote.
And if that's not enough? I must protect these people from the virus I created.
Forgive me, Elena.
No! [ Alarms beeping .]
[ Indistinct shouting .]
Reduce speed! What are you doing?! I have to do this! Duke: Didn't you hear? Ninjas can't fly.
Hey, Scarlett, your boy just made the game-saving catch.
Snake Eyes and the doc aren't pancaked.
[ Indistinct shouting .]
Dr.
Schnurr may be off this plane, but the Anaconda Strain isn't.
Don't be shy with that antidote.
Can't spray it in here.
The cabin has lost pressure.
It'll dissipate before it can be inhaled.
I don't know what to do.
Lieutenant, I know you will find some way to help those people.
[ Hissing .]
[ All coughing .]
Elena: Where is my father? [ Air hissing .]
Kurt: Well, Mr.
Peepers, if you'll accept my apology, I could really use a new lab partner.
[ Zipping .]
I won't rest until I perfect a permanent antidote, Elena.
I will help you, papi.
Synch by Benfo.