Glee s03e17 Episode Script

3ARC17 - Dance with Somebody

There's a boy I know He's the one I dream of Ooh Looks into my eyes Takes me to the clouds above Mm-hmm Oh, I lose control Ooh Can't seem to get enough Uh-huh When I wake from dreaming Ooh Tell me is it really love? Uh-huh Ooh How will I know? Don't trust your feelings How will I know? Ooh How will I know? Love can be deceiving How will I know? How will I know if he really loves me? I say a prayer with every heartbeat I fall in love whenever we meet This love is strong Why do I feel weak? Oh, wake me I'm shaking Ooh I wish I had you near me now Uh-huh Said there's no mistaking Ooh What I feel is really love Uh-huh Ooh, tell me If he loves me If he loves me If he loves me If he loves me not Oh, yeah If he loves me If he loves me If he loves me If he loves me not Oh, how will I know? How will I know if he's thinking of me? I try to phone, but I'm too shy Can't speak Falling in love Is so bittersweet This love is strong Why do I feel weak? How will I know? How will I know If he really loves me? How will I know? Hey, how will I know? I say a prayer With every heartbeat How will I know? Ooh, how will I know? I fall in love whenever we meet How will I know? Yeah, how will I know? I'm asking you 'Cause you know about these things How will I know? Yeah How will I know? I'm just surprised they're taking this so hard.
I mean, don't get me wrong-- I will always love Whitney, too, but you'd think, after two months, they'd let it go.
I got this.
Is this you? Mm-hmm.
August 31, 1997.
I was about to start my senior year of high school when tragedy struck.
I spent the next eight months writing condolence letters to the two princes and listening to "Candle in the Wind" on constant repeat.
Emma, I had no idea you had such a connection to her.
I didn't.
I mean, every little girl worshiped her, but she was just a physical representation of my pain.
You know, I was scared.
It was my last year of high school.
No more living at home.
I was saying good-bye to my teachers and my friend.
Diana dying represented the loss of my childhood.
So Whitney is their Diana.
Yeah, exactly.
(school bell ringing) MERCEDES: It was written for Diana Ross.
No, Mercedes, you are wrong, okay? The Bodyguard was originally written for Barbra Streisand.
Actually, Rachel, it was supposed to be Diana Ross-- and Steve McQueen, back in the '70s.
Thank you, Mr.
Shue.
I've been doing some research to prepare for this week's lesson.
Oh, my God, yes.
It's about time we did a Whitney tribute! Are we sure that's appropriate? You did not just ask that.
I just mean, didn't Whitney kind of have a lot of problems? She had a hard life, Sam.
And? Look, this week isn't about passing judgment on Whitney.
It's about celebrating her legacy, honoring her memory, her accomplishments.
Which I will happily list for you.
But I also want you guys to use her songs to get underneath your own feelings.
To express and explore what's really going on with you.
I don't get it, Mr.
Shue.
What's really going on with us? Well, for most of you, these next few weeks will be your last here at McKinley.
Lots of changes coming up, lots of saying good-bye.
To your friends, to your significant others, to the last four years of your life.
For a young person, all that transition can be overwhelming.
So it's easier to focus on other things.
Like not being able to say good-bye to Whitney Houston.
What are you talking about? Santana, it's okay.
I get it.
You're hanging on to Whitney because it's difficult to handle the upheaval in your own lives.
We're hanging on to Whitney because she was incredible and we love her, so don't put your baggage on us.
RACHEL: You guys, Mr.
Shue's attempt to understand us, though misguided, doesn't matter.
What matters is that I start rehearsing Whitney's version of "The Star-Spangled Banner" immediately.
It is the Mount Everest of anthems.
KURT: How thrilled am I for this week's assignment? I'm going to Between the Sheets to find music.
I got to figure out what song I want to do.
I could do "So Emotional," which was obviously written for me, or "One Moment in Time," which was also obviously written for me.
Well, you can't really go wrong.
I figured I could kill two birds with one stone.
I could do one for the assignment this week, and then one for my NYADA audition.
You'll come with me, right? Well, I can't today.
Okay.
Boo.
Well, just text me when you're done.
Will do.
(school bell ringing) Excuse me.
I'm so sorry to bother you, but that hippopotamus head brooch is awesome.
Thanks.
That whole outfit is amazing.
You must get compliments all the time.
I don't, actually.
Kurt Hummel.
Chandler Kiehl.
I go to North Lima High.
I've got an audition next week, and I'm dying to do "Rainbow High" from Evita, but the guy just said they're sold out, which is a preposterous lie.
What are you auditioning for? Uh, the musical theater program at NYU.
That's so funny.
I'm auditioning for NYADA.
My callback's in a couple weeks.
NYADA callback? Ooh-la-la! What song are you doing? I'm not sure.
Um, I have to find the perfect Whitney Houston song.
Oh, my God! You must do "One Moment in Time.
" Whitney's performance at the '89 Grammys was legend, and no one has done that song justice since.
But then again, there's also "All the Man That I Need.
" Oh, my God! That song is amazing! You-you must do it.
Finally, a love song where it didn't have to hurt to turn out right.
Sorry.
Am I being really loud? When I get excited, I tend to start yelling.
No, no.
You're just really enthusiastic.
It's refreshing.
Infectious, actually.
Then I should quit while I'm ahead.
Nice to meet you, Kurt Hummel.
I'm sure you'll nail whatever song you pick.
Thank you.
Oh, and good luck with your NYADA callback.
Let me know if I can be of any help.
(New York accent): We future New Yorkers got to stick together.
(chuckles) Can I get your number? (Whitney Houston's "I Wanna Dance with Somebody" begins) Clock strikes upon the hour And the sun begins to fade Still enough time to figure out How to chase my blues away I've done all right up till now It's the light of day that shows me how And when the night falls My lonely heart calls Oh, I wanna dance with somebody I wanna feel the heat with somebody Yeah, I wanna dance with somebody With somebody who loves me Oh, I wanna dance with somebody I wanna feel the heat Yeah, I wanna dance with somebody With somebody who loves me Somebody who, somebody who Somebody who loves me Somebody who, somebody who To hold me in her arms, oh I need a woman who'll take a chance On a love that burns hot enough to last So when the night falls My lonely heart calls Oh, I wanna dance with somebody I wanna feel the heat with somebody Yeah, I wanna dance with somebody With somebody who loves me Come on, baby (laughs) Dance Now get with this (laughing) Oh, oh, oh, yeah Don't you wanna dance? Say you wanna dance Don't you wanna dance? Don't you wanna dance? Say you wanna dance Don't you wanna dance? Don't you wanna dance? Say you wanna dance Oh, oh With somebody who loves me.
(cheering and applause) Obviously, I like dancing with Santana best, but you guys are all still cool dancers.
And Quinn, you're still dancing in my dreams.
And you can fly and breathe fire.
+ JOE: Quinn you okay? You looked kind of bummed out back there.
I'm fine.
How's your physical therapy going? I keep going, and nothing seems to be happening, so it's pretty depressing.
Well, what if I went with you next time? That would definitely be less depressing.
You really don't have to go with me.
I want to.
You want to come with me? Why? I care about you.
And, to me, being a Christian isn't about talk.
It's about actions.
Come on.
I'll let you hold one of my dreads for luck.
(chuckles) I've got a little surprise for you.
Okay, if this is another Rihanna song in the pool, I have to take pictures this time.
I Mademoiselle Pillsbury? Mm-hmm.
(gasps, laughs) What is this? "I Do's Done Right Wedding Planning by Mr.
Lavender.
" Mr.
Lavender.
Northwestern Ohio's premier wedding planner.
I booked him for us.
I'm getting a pretty decent tax refund.
And I sold some blood platelets.
This is absolutely wonderful, but, um, I'm not so sure that we need him.
You know, I mean, since we're having the wedding at Christmas, the-the church is already going to be decorated.
I was going to put the champagne fountain near the manger, the cake near the I want to move the wedding up-- to May.
May-- that's that's next month.
(chuckling): Uh-huh.
Is this about S-E-X? This is about us.
Emma, we've been in love for almost three years.
There's no reason we should wait seven more months.
Except for the fact that wedding planning takes so much time.
It takes so much time.
I mean, I just started decorating our personalized nut cups, and I'm only on the fifth one and I guess we can let Mr.
Lavender worry about the Okay.
Okay? All right.
Okay? Okay.
(school bell ringing) Oh, my God, I've been practicing Whitney Houston's version of "The Star Spangled Banner" all night, and I still can't sing it.
You're just realizing this now? I'm surprised anyone's attempted it after she nailed it to the wall.
(cell phone vibrating) Oh, I know what that is.
Finn sends me cutsie text messages all the time.
Usually, they're puns about my boobs, but I still appreciate the effort.
It's not from Blaine.
Th-Then who is it? He's just a guy.
I met him at Between the Sheets.
Oh.
His name is Chandler.
He's-he's nice.
And what did Mr.
Between the Sheets say then? Nothing.
We just joke around.
It's sweet.
Mm-hmm.
Okay, all right.
Um "Are you an astronaut? Because your smile is out of this world.
" Oh! Are you kidding me? (gasps) Kurt, you have been going at this with him for two days now? It's nothing.
It's-it's just fun.
He makes me feel good.
Blaine is supposed to make you feel good.
You said that Finn sends you cute text messages every day? Does he compliment you? Constantly trying to get in your pants? Yeah, he's an Have you ever heard of lesbian bed death? No.
I read about it online.
It's when two lesbians date for long enough, they become like sisters.
Oh.
And Blaine and I are like an old married couple-- a fabulous old married couple, like Paul Newman and Joanne Woodward.
But I don't think we've had an unscheduled make-out session in, like, a month.
You schedule make-out sessions? The point is: I love Blaine and-and Blaine loves me, but he doesn't exactly make me blush with his texts right now.
W-What's the harm of someone making me feel special if it's all innocent? Okay.
Would you show Blaine those text messages? Of course not.
Oh, well, then I guess it's not that innocent.
(cell phone vibrating) (school bell ringing) Hey, some great Whitney songs so far this week, guys.
I'm really proud of the way you guys have been conjuring up the emotions you feel towards her as we begin to move on and say good-bye.
Mr.
Shue, I've been going with Quinn to her rehab this week.
We started working on a Whitney song together that we'd like to share.
Not sure how it's gonna help anyone say good-bye, but it's a song we both really dig.
(Whitney Houston's "Saving All My Love For You" playing) A few stolen moments Is all that we share You've got your family And they need you there Though I've tried to resist Being last on your list But no other man's gonna do So I'm saving all my love for you It's not very easy Living all alone My friends try and tell me Find a man of your own But each time I try I just break down and cry 'Cause I'd rather be home feeling blue So I'm saving all my love for you No other woman Is gonna love you more 'Cause tonight is the night That I'm feeling all right We'll be making love the whole night through So I'm saving all my love Yeah, I'm saving all my lovin' Yes, I'm saving all my love for you For you For you.
+ (Whitney Houston's "So Emotional" playing) I don't know why I like it, ha I just do Ooh, ooh Hee I've been hearing your heartbeat inside of me I keep your photograph beside my bed Living in a world of fantasies I can't get you out of my head I've been waiting for the phone to ring all night Why you wanna make me feel so good? I got a love of my own, baby I shouldn't get so hung up on you I remember the way that we touched I wish I didn't like it so much Oh I get so emotional, baby Every time I think of you I get so emotional, baby Ain't it shocking what love can do? Ain't it shocking what love can do? Ain't it shocking what love can do? Hee I gotta watch you walk in the room, baby I gotta watch you walk out, mm-hmm I like the animal way you move And when you talk, I just watch your mouth Oh, I remember the way that we touched I wish I didn't like it so much No, no, no I get so emotional, baby Every time I think of you I get so emotional, baby Ain't it shocking what love can do? I get so emotional Oh, baby Ain't it shocking what love can do? Oh, oh, yeah.
(cheering) (both laughing) (school bell ringing) Quinn, when you sang "Saving All My Love For You" with Joe yesterday, it sure felt like you meant it.
You guys seemed like a lot more than just singing partners.
I don't know, Joe's really pretty, but I heard she doesn't shave her armpits.
Joe and I are just friends.
Nothing else is gonna happen.
But you want it to, don't you? Doesn't matter what I want.
I've said good-bye to that part of my life.
Joe took me to rehab the other day, we had a moment, and before we kissed, he pulled away.
Grossed out by me and my chair.
Quinn, I'm-I'm so sorry.
I don't want to hear that tone.
Joe's not into me.
I don't blame him.
Who would be? Tsk.
(school bell ringing) Oh, hey.
Will, honey.
Um, Will, this is Mr.
La-vender, the wedding planner.
It's La-ven-der.
Richard Lavender.
It's a family name.
Oh.
Wow.
You are not what I was expecting.
Look, we are having such exciting ideas.
Citrus and Wasabi are your colors.
Wasabi is the new sea foam.
Nice.
I Right.
And did you know that we can get these little handy wipes with our names embossed on the wrappers? This sounds great.
Couple things.
At the reception, I will be rapping.
And we're gonna need a pretty big stage, 'cause the Glee kids are gonna perform, too.
I've checked all the available venues for your dates, and none of them will accommodate a stage.
Well, let's keep looking.
Okay, sweetie, look, I know that you really want to have this wedding soon, I just can't imagine how we're gonna get all this done in time.
Mr.
Lavender has recommended that maybe we look at dates in September or October.
We're not moving the date.
Okay.
I'm a wedding planner, not a miracle worker.
I need more time.
You know what? Forget it.
Will, okay, wait We can do this ourselves.
We are getting married in May, just like we agreed.
Thank you for your time.
(school bell ringing) You want to lift? Actually wanted to talk to you about Quinn.
You dig her.
Yeah, I can tell.
Everyone can.
I think she's into you, too.
Seriously? How do you know? I used to date her.
So, when you dated her, how did you handle your feelings? Here's the thing about me: I can be super helpful, but when you ask me stuff, you have to be real specific.
When I was with Quinn at her rehab, I was having feelings.
You mean like "in your pants" feelings? I've been homeschooled my whole life.
It was a lot easier to resist temptation when there were no girls around.
Yeah, I gave up on that.
I had sex last year.
I mean, I was working in a strip club, so But it's a sin.
We're supposed to wait until we're married.
And we're not supposed to get tattoos-- Leviticus.
Look, when the Bible was written, things were easier.
I mean, there was no Internet, chicks didn't wear short skirts or anything.
I'm a good Christian, but there's just no way a dude's gonna be able to resist.
I say, let's be a new kind of Christian, one that prays and does right by people but understands that some of those rules are kind of old school.
The sex rule makes sense.
It's about respecting your body, putting the spiritual over the physical so you can feel closer to God.
Okay.
(sighs) All I know is Quinn's a great girl, but you're gonna have to decide if you want to get closer to God or get closer to her.
Hey, I got the cheese plate.
Our Being Bobby Brown marathon can officially begin.
Who's Chandler? Why are you going through my phone? I'm not going through your phone.
It's just that it keeps buzzing because Chandler won't stop texting you.
"When we go to New York, let's go to the front of the Plaza and reenact the end of The Way We Were.
" Give me that.
"Can you sing into my voicemail? I want to make your voice my ringtone.
" Give me my phone.
There are literally dozens of texts between the two of you.
Do you know how many times you've texted me in the past two days? Four.
And three of them were about finding peach-colored shoe polish.
Why are you getting so upset? This is, this is all innocent.
This is cheating, Kurt.
This is texting.
Okay, he is just a guy that I met at the music store.
Nothing happened.
You used to text Sebastian all the time.
You would call him, even.
But I didn't like him, and all of those texts were family friendly.
(sighs) You like this guy.
I like the way he makes me feel.
I mean, when was the last time that you complimented me or told me how special I was? I transferred schools to be with you! (chuckling): I, I changed my whole life! That doesn't make you feel loved? You don't know what it's like being your boyfriend, okay? You are the alpha gay! Even Rachel wanted to make out with you.
I used to get solos every week.
And do you know how many times I've had to sit on a stool and watch you perform? Then talk to me.
Tell me that you're unhappy, but don't cheat on me.
I feel like I have taken crazy pills! I didn't cheat on you! I'm, I'm really sorry if this made you upset, but it's, it's, it's okay.
It's not right but it's okay.
This song is for anyone that's ever been cheated on.
This is insane.
I didn't cheat on you! Cheetahs have the fastest land speed of any living animal.
(Whitney Houston's "It's Not Right, But It's Okay" plays) Friday night, you and your boys went out to eat Uh-uh-uh-uh Then they hung out, but you came home around 3:00 Yes, you did If six of ya'll went out, uh Then four of you were really cheap 'Cause only two of you had dinner I found your credit card receipt It's not right, but it's okay I'm gonna make it anyway Pack your bags up and leave Don't you dare come running back to me It's not right, but it's okay, I'm gonna make it anyway Close the door behind you, leave your key I'd rather be alone than unhappy I've been through all this before I've been through all this before So how could you think I said yeah-yeah-yeah- yeah-yeah, yeah Don't turn around to see my face Don't you turn around There's no more tears left here for you to see Was it really worth you going out like that? Tell me You were making a fool of me, yeah Uh, uh, yeah Uh It's not right It's not right But it's okay It's okay I'm gonna make it anyway I'm gonna, I'm gonna, hey-ey-ey-ey Pack your bags up and leave Close the door and leave your key I'd rather be alone than not happy It's not right It's not right It's okay It's okay, baby I'm gonna make it anyway I can pay my own way Close the door behind you Ain't my life over Leave your key Take care of my business I'd rather be alone than not happy Oh, oh, whoa-oh! GIRL: Whoo! Snap.
(bell ringing) + (bell ringing) Hi.
Hi.
You know, you can learn a lot about a person by looking into their locker.
Are you, like, stalking me? You know we blew it, right? We wasted three years going at each other's throats when we could have been singing together, killing it in Glee Club.
We hated each other.
Actually, I hated you.
Sorry.
Yes, our duet in Glee was a whole truckload of awesome.
And who cares that it took three years? I mean, we still have plenty of time to do it again.
We have 42 days ft until graduation.
Half of that's gonna be prepping for Nationals.
That was it.
Oh, crap.
I think I just realized gonna miss you.
Oh, God, say something irritating so I can get the taste of this out of my head, please.
It's okay.
Look you went out of your way to make my life a living hell for three years, but at the end of the day, I know that you respect my talent and my ambition.
I like it when you sing, and hey, you're the only other person at this school besides me who's willing to kill their best friend to get to the top.
Yeah.
Will you do me a favor? Will you put this up in your locker? You want me to put up a picture of you in my locker? Okay, we may not be able to sing together, but we have 42 days left to at least be friends.
I'm gonna give you a hug.
It'll be quick.
(chuckles) I'll see you in Glee Club.
(knocking) BURT: Hey, what's up? What's with all the stickers? I'm triaging all my things for my departure to New York.
Pink is for stay, blue is for go, red is for trash and green is for humidity- controlled storage to keep in mint condition to sell as memorabilia after I get famous.
Well, what if I want to keep some of this stuff? You can go through my leftovers.
You're not taking this with you? Blaine and I are on the rocks.
I honestly don't know what's up with him.
But with that said, I do reserve the right to re-Post-it later.
Hey, hey, what are you doing? This isn't garbage.
Dad, it's a certificate of participation for Regionals.
The one that we lost.
Come on.
We have to be heartless about this stuff.
You've seen Hoarders.
This is how it starts.
I'd like to keep it.
Dad, don't be sentimental on me.
Well, no, screw that.
We haven't been getting sentimental enough, okay? The both of us, we've been way too casual about this.
Do you realize that we haven't had our Friday night dinner for three weeks? You've been in D.
C.
You think I couldn't get an earlier flight? Most of the other congressman are gone on Thursday night.
Okay, I don't get it.
So why have you been skipping dinner? Because I don't want you to go! You know, you and me, we've been doing this dance for over a decade.
You know, Starsky and gay Hutch.
Everybody warned me that when you were eight, and you were bugging the crap out of me that one day I'd be begging for you to wake me up at 4:00 a.
m.
with a nightmare or, you know, wreck the kitchen, playing restaurant.
I was nine.
Who knew paella was gonna be so complicated? (chuckles) So you've been skipping dinners because you're sad there's not gonna be any more dinners? I'm confused.
Ah, you don't get it yet.
You know, I know you got a taste of it when you lost your mom, but it's just like the older you get, you just see.
It's just, none of it lasts.
Yes, you and I will always love each other, and you and I will always be there for each other, but, you know, as soon as you walk out our door towards New York, everything's gonna change.
And it won't change back.
Not to the way it is now.
Listen, I am so happy for you.
Kurt, really, I am so happy and I am so proud.
You know, you and me, we, uh, we made each other men.
Yeah.
Just sometimes I just, I want my sweet little boy back.
(voice breaks): I'm gonna miss you, Kurt.
A lot.
I'm gonna to miss you, too, Dad.
Whitney Houston's "I Have Nothing" plays Share my life Take me for what I am 'Cause I'll never change all my colors for you Take my love I'll never ask for too much Just all that you are and everything that you do I don't really need to look very much further I don't want to have to go where you don't follow I won't hold it back again, this passion inside I can't run from myself, there's nowhere to hide Don't make me close one more door I don't wanna hurt anymore Stay in my arms if you dare Or must I imagine you there? Don't walk away from me I have nothing, nothing, nothing Don't make me close one more door I don't want to hurt anymore Stay in my arms if you dare Or must I imagine you there? Don't walk away from me, no Don't walk away from me Don't you dare walk away from me I have nothing, nothing, nothing If I don't have you You-you-you If I don't have you Oh, oh-oh-oh.
+ Okay, bros, here you go.
I was inspired by the goodie bags they give out at the end of birthday parties.
Thought I'd try it.
A little something from the Puckster to all of you.
Sorry, Finn, I tried to get your balls back from Rachel, but she's got those on lockdown.
Guitar pick.
Sweet.
And a shot glass that says "Dinosaurs on Ice.
" Why does mine say, "Drink till she's cute"? Had the picks inscribed with "The Dudes of Glee 2012".
Shot glasses all say different things 'cause I jacked them from houses I clean pools at.
Thanks, man.
What's this for? The clock's ticking, the time's coming when we're all gonna have to say adios.
Some of us, forever.
I want to make sure you guys remember all the broments that we had together, and the great things we accomplished, forever.
I know I haven't always been the perfect friend or teammate, but you've stuck by me, forgiven me for sleeping with your women.
Not everyone in my life has done that.
One cougar's husband even chased me around with a gun.
Anyways I'm only gonna say this once but I'm going to miss all of you.
I love you guys.
Cheers.
Cheers.
(school bell ringing) I'm a little confused as to what we're doing here.
Well, um, Kurt said that you two might need a little couple's counseling.
Are you qualified for that? Not really.
Or at all.
But Sam and Mercedes came to talk to me, and you know, I-I think they found it pretty helpful.
Yeah, I'm-I'm pretty sure they broke up.
Gosh, they seemed like such a good fit, too, right? Brutal honesty is the cornerstone of any relationship.
I want you to feel like this is a safe space for you to air your differences.
BLAINE: Okay.
Well, uh, first Kurt has been texting this guy, and I got really upset.
Although, a while back, I was sort of doing the same thing.
But it wasn't With the guy who almost blinded him.
Blaine, I sang you a song to express my regrets.
Okay, if we're here, to be brutally honest, there are a few things that I'd like to change.
I am actively listening.
Well, for starters, Kurt has a tendency to snap his fingers at wait staff.
The cheesecake's on its way, Kurt, you don't have to snap your fingers, it's not gonna make it come any faster.
Okay, I hear you, and that's something I'm willing to work on.
Also, please stop slipping bronzer into my moisturizer.
You look good with a little color.
I only use lotion on my hands.
It looks weird if a person just has tan hands.
Okay, Kurt, wouldn't you love Blaine just as much if he didn't havtan hands? And while we're being perfectly honest, I don't like that with every conversation, we end up always talking about NYADA.
What song you're gonna sing, what outfit you're gonna wear to your callback, how amazing New York is.
New York is the only thing we talk about now, Kurt, and it's like well, it's like you can't even wait to get out of here.
How's that supposed to make me feel? In a few months, you're gonna be gone.
With this brand-new life, these brand-new friends, brand-new everything, and I'm gonna be right here.
By myself.
You're right.
I have been distant.
And I'm sorry.
But I'm just trying to practice what life is going to be like without you.
You are the love of my life, Kurt.
And I'm pissed off that I have to learn, for the next year, what being alone is gonna be like.
But you're not gonna be alone.
I'm gonna Skype you every day, and you're gonna come visit me in New York every weekend as far as I'm concerned.
But I promise, you aren't gonna lose me.
I love you so much.
I love you, too.
(school bell ringing) Champagne.
On a Tuesday.
We've gone all Hunter S.
Thompson, haven't we? For the bride.
Thank you.
We are celebrating.
Who needs Mr.
Lavender? I have found the perfect wedding location.
You did? The K.
O.
A.
campground by Route Nine.
A campground? Think about it.
They've got plenty of space for a stage, the electrical hookups they use for the RVs have plenty of juice for all the amps and the instruments, and they're leaving the restrooms open for us so everyone doesn't have to walk around with quarters.
It, uh, sounds a bit rustic.
Married under the stars it's babe, it's romantic.
I have OCD.
I throw away a broom after I've used it once, and you think I want to get married at a campground? I-I know it's not ideal, but it was the only place that was available.
Unless we move the wedding to November.
I won't do that.
Will, the Glee kids will come back for the wedding if it's in November.
What if they don't? I'm sorry.
(sighs) I just don't want them to leave.
You know, that's the wonderful thing about being a teacher.
Every year you get a new group of kids to inspire you.
Yeah, but these kids changed my life.
Three years ago, I was just a Spanish teacher sitting here with Terri telling me to go be an accountant.
But now I'm going to Nationals for the second time, and and I'm marrying you.
It'll never like this again.
You know, you and the kids gave each other a gift.
But the love that you have for each other, you keep it with you.
That never goes away.
(choking up): I'm just going to miss them so much.
They know.
Which is why, you know, if-if you and I had our wedding ten years from now, on the moon, those kids would be there.
Would you prefer that to the campground? + Is that, is that too much? Hm-mm.
Is that, um I'm so sorry.
(sighs) It's okay.
It happens.
It's just that you are the prettiest, nicest, best-smelling girl I've ever met.
How many girls have you met? Weren't you homeschooled? Don't do that.
Don't find ways to run yourself down.
I guess I have been doing that a lot lately.
It's just hard not to focus on what I've lost.
What if I helped you? Like the way I use my hands to move your legs maybe you could use my eyes to see yourself, the way I see you.
And what would I see? Perfection.
(laughs) So what are you looking for, here? I mean, do you want me to be your girlfriend? I don't know.
I mean, yes, totally, but my faith means everything to me.
It's just that when I'm with you, I don't care what God says about sins of the flesh.
I just want to know what it'd feel like to be right up next to you.
You would give up your faith to be with me? I don't know.
Are you asking me to? No.
No, never.
Because you don't like me that way.
No, because it's nice knowing that there's something out there that can't be lost.
All right, help me up.
Well, so what is this? About you and me? I don't know.
Something new.
(school bell ringing) I love your jauntily placed cap, like a Russian Tsar.
(phone buzzes) It's not Chandler.
I swear I told him not to text me anymore.
I know.
It's from me.
How unscheduled of you.
But what about Glee practice? No one will be there.
Mr.
Shue said it wasn't mandatory, so Rachel's prepping her NYADA piece, Finn's at the shop, Quinn's getting physical therapy, Puck's driving to Gomer for a sale on chlorine.
Everyone is going their own way.
Come on.
Let's blow it off.
But it's Glee.
I mean, we only have so many left together.
("My Love is Your Love" begins) Clap your hands, y'all Turn me up, turn me up Clap your hands, y'all, it's all right Turn me up Clap your hands, y'all, it's all right Uh-huh Clap your hands, y'all, it's all right Ohh If tomorrow is Judgment Day Sing mommy And I'm standing on the front line Mm-mm And the Lord Asks me what I did with my life I will say I spent it with you Clap your hands, y'all, it's all right It's all right Clap your hands, y'all, it's all right If I lose my fame and fortune Really don't matter And I'm homeless on the street On the street, oh, Lord And I'm sleeping in Grand Central Station Okay It's okay If you're sleeping with me Clap your hands, y'all, it's all right Clap your hands, y'all, it's all right 'Cause your love is my love And my love is your love Your love, baby It would take an eternity to break us Don't look down now And the chains of Amistad couldn't hold us Your love is my love Is my love And my love is your love My love is your love It would take an eternity to break us For there's love now, baby The chains of Amistad couldn't hold us If I should die this very day Very, very, very day Don't cry Don't cry 'Cause on earth we wasn't meant to stay Na, na, na, na, na, na And no matter what the people say Really don't matter I'll be waiting for you after The Judgment Day Ohh Your love is my love Your love And my love is your love It would take an eternity to break us And the chains of Amistad couldn't hold us Clap your hands, y'all, it's all right Clap, clap, clap your hands Come on Clap your hands, y'all, it's all right Clap your hands, y'all Clap your hands, y'all, it's all right 'Cause your love is my love And my love is your love.