Goof Troop (1992) s02e04 Episode Script
Great Egg-Spectations
1
♪♪
AH-HYUCK.
H-H-H-HIT IT ♪
LIKE FATHER, LIKE SON ♪
YOU'RE ALWAYS NUMBER ONE ♪
YES!
BEST BUDDIES, BEST PALS ♪
YEAH ♪
YOU ALWAYS SEEM
TO WORK THINGS OUT ♪
CAN'T YOU SEE
YOU'RE TWO OF A KIND ♪
LOOKIN' FOR
A REAL GOOD TIME? ♪
WHAA-OOO-HO-HO!
A REAL GOOD TIME ♪
REPOR
TO THE GOOF TROOP ♪
AND WE'LL ALWAYS
STICK TOGETHER ♪
ALWAYS
STICK TOGETHER ♪
WE'RE THE GOOF TROOP ♪
THE BEST OF FRIENDS
FOREVER ♪
SIDE BY SIDE
WHEREVER WE GO ♪
WE'RE ALWAYS READY TO ROLL ♪
NOW GIMME A BEAT ♪
WE'RE THE GOOF TROOP ♪
AND WE ALWAYS
STICK TOGETHER ♪
GAWRSH.
WE'RE THE GOOF TROOP ♪
THE BEST OF FRIENDS
FOREVER ♪
NOW WE'RE CALLING
EVERYONE ♪
COME ALONG
AND JOIN THE FUN ♪
REPORT TO
THE GOOF TROOP ♪
LA DO BE DA BOP
LA BA DO BOP ♪
YEAH!
[ROCK-A-BYE-BABY PLAYS]
[GLASS BREAKS]
Goofy:
COME BACK HERE, YOU VARMINT!
BUT HE'S MY PET, DAD!
[RREOW]
SAY, LEAVE
MY KITTY ALO--OOPS!
BUT DON'T HURT HIM, DAD.
HE'S HARMLESS.
WHA?
SEE? HE'S
NO TROUBLE AT ALL.
GOTCHA! AH-HYUCK!
BUT HE NEEDS ME!
NO, HE DOESN'T, MAX.
HE'S A WILD ANIMAL. YOU GOT TO
TAKE HIM BACK TO THE WOODS.
BUT I WANT A PET.
WELL, WHAT'S WRONG
WITH WAFFLES?
YEAH!
HE'S YOURS, DAD. I GOTTA
HAVE A PET OF MY OWN.
I KNOW, MAX.
BUT WILD ANIMALS JUS
DON'T MAKE GOOD PETS.
Max:
O.K., LITTLE GUY,
I'M GONNA
TURN YOU LOOSE NOW.
EVEN THOUGH WE'RE PALS,
I WANT YOU TO JUST GO
AND DON'T LOOK BACK.
BOY, AM I GOOD
WITH ANIMALS OR WHAT?
IT'S NOT FAIR.
IT'S NOT FAIR!
IT'SNOT
FAAAAAIR!
[SPLASH]
PUH-TOOIE!
AHH!
AN EGG!
A GIGANTIC ABANDONED EGG!
HMM. IT NEEDS ME.
Goofy: HERE'S
YOUR FOOD, KITTY.
[MUTTERING]
[RREOW]
[MEOWING]
CLAM UP, WAFFLES.
Goofy: IS THAT YOU, MAX?
NO, DAD.
IT'S WAFFLES.
OH. O.K. AH-HYUCK.
[BURBLING]
IT'S ALIVE!
O.K. TURN YOUR HEAD
AND COUGH.
MAMA!
WOW. IT THINKS
I'M ITS MAMA NOW.
HMM. HOW AM I GONNA
HATCH THIS THING?
PJ!
DUDE! A GIANT ALBINO M&M!
GET REAL, PJ.
IT'S A HUGE BIRD'S EGG.
DO YOU KNOW
WHAT THIS MEANS?
SUPER OMELET?
NO! A PET FOR EL MAXO.
I'M GONNA HATCH IT.
AND THAT'S WHERE
YOU COME IN, PJ.
UH-UH. NO. TIME OUT.
NOTHIN' DOIN'.
I'M NOT SITTIN'
ON ANY EGG.
IT'S ONLY UNTIL I CAN DIG UP
A HEATER OR SOMETHING.
UH, I DON'T KNOW, MAX.
GREAT. BE RIGHT BACK.
OH, AND DON'T TELL MY DAD.
BOTTOMS UP!
Goofy:
MAX!
MAX, DINNER'S READY!
OH. HI, PJ.
OH! OH. OH.
HI, SIR.
MAX'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
WHATCHA DOIN' THERE?
OH, UH, WELL,
I'M JUST SEEIN'
HOW HOT I CAN MAKE
MY KNEES, YOU KNOW?
YEP. I REMEMBER WHEN
I USED TO DO THAT.
AH-HYUCK HYUCK.
WELL, SO LONG.
[DOOR CLOSES]
CHECK IT OUT!
YOUR DAD WAS HERE,
AND NOW HE THINKS
I'M A SPACE CASE.
NEWS FLASH, PJ.
YOU ARE.
WHERE'D YOU GO?
TURN DOWN THE VOLUME,
PEEJ!
I DON'T WANT DAD
TO KNOW I'VE GOT A PET!
BUT YOU DON'T.
I WILL SOON.
NOW WHERE AM I GONNA KEEP YOU
SO DAD DOESN'T FIND OUT?
WOW! MAX,
HOW'D YOU DO ALL THIS?
BRILLIANTLY, OF COURSE.
I COULDN'T AFFORD BIRDSEED,
BUT CORNFLAKES
ARE JUST AS GOOD.
WHAT'S THIS FOR?
I READ THAT BIRDS CAN
ACTUALLY GET HYPNOTIZED
BY THEIR OWN REFLECTIONS.
PRETTY DUMB, HUH?
PJ?
SNAP OUT OF IT, PEEJ.
WHA--UHWHAT?
DO YOU REALIZE HOW BIG
THIS BIRD'S GONNA GET?
I'LL BET I CAN
RIDE THIS BABY.
YEAH, BUT WILL YOUR DAD
LET YOU KEEP IT?
Goofy: MAX, I NEED A HAND
WITH THESE BLINDS!
UH, BE RIGHT DOWN!
[BLINDS RATTLING
AND CRASHING]
[MRR-RRR-RRR-OWWW]
[PANTING]
HUH?
MAMA!
[RREOW]
THIS TIME, PJ,
AVOID THE MIRROR.
Max:
IT HATCHED.
THAT'S NO BIRD.
WHAT IS IT, AN ALIEN?
HI. YOU WANNA
PHONE HOME?
WHATEVER SHE IS,
WE'VE GOTTA GET HER
BACK UPSTAIRS.
[MRAAH MRAAH-MRAAH]
NO! STOP!
[BLINDS RATTLING]
AH-HYUCK.
GOOD LUCK.
You rat!
COME ON, GIRL.
I CAN'T LET DAD SEE YOU!
YOU'LL BE SAFE
DOWN HERE.
ARE YOU THIRSTY?
SIT UP. SIT UP.
[SLURP SLURP]
[BURBLING]
HA HA HA!
GOOD SHOT.
SAY, WHAT AM I GONNA
CALL YOU ANYWAY?
YOU WANNA BE CALLED
BUBBLES?
O.K., BUBBLES.
YOU PLAY QUIETLY.
I'LL DIG YOU UP
SOME FOOD FOR YOU.
[RAAAHH]
[BURBLE BURBLE]
DAD!
WHATCHA DOIN'
IN THE BASEMENT, MAX?
OH. HA HA.
I THOUGHT I HEARD
A--A--A MOUSE!
AH-HYUCK! YOU KNOW,
I WAS JUST READIN'
ABOUT KIDS AND ANIMALS.
WELL, I'VE CHANGED
MY MIND.
SON, YOU CAN HAVE A PET.
REALLY?
YEP. BUT REMEMBER,
IT CAN'T BE TOO BIG.
OH.
WELL, GOTTA DRY OU
THESE SOCKS.
WAIT!
WELL, I'LL BE.
AH-HYUCK.
I DIDN'T KNOW THAT.
HMM. STILL DAMP.
HMM. I DIDN'
KNOW THAT.
GOTTA GE
THAT THING FIXED.
YOU O.K., GIRL?
MOMMY!
YEOWWW-OWWW-OWWW.
I'LL CHECK ON YOU
IN THE MORNING.
MAMA!
[CHUCKLE]
GOOD NIGHT, BUBBLES.
[WHIMPERING]
GOOD NIGHT, DAD.
OH. NIGHT, SON.
[WHIMPERING]
MAMA. MAMA.
[SNORING]
MAMA?
MAX, YOU SHOULD SLEEP
IN YOUR OWN BED, SON.
I LOVE YOU, MAMA.
AAH!
YIII!
MONSTER! MONSTER!
I'LL GET RID OF 'IM!
NOW I GOTCHA, YOU BRUTE!
[WHIMPERING]
MAMA!
BUBBLES!
STAND BACK, MAX!
IT'S A GIANT HORNY TOAD!
DAD! WAIT!
[RREOW]
AAH! AAH! WAH-HO HO!!
WAH-HO!
WHOA!
WHOA!
AAH!
YIII!
YIII!
MOMMY!
DAD! DON'T HURT HER!
YIII! YIII! YIII!
PLEASE, DAD, STOP!
MAX, IT'S BEHIND YOU! RUN!
NO, DAD! DON'T! SHE'S MY PET!
YOURPET?
I FOUND HER DOWN
AT THE LAKE, DAD.
AW, MAX, YOU KNOW
WHAT WE AGREED.
YOU SAID I COULD HAVE A PE
IF IT NEEDED ME, RIGHT?
BUT IT'S A DINOSAUR, MAX.
[KA-CHING]
DINOSAUR?
I'LL DO EVERYTHING,
I PROMISE.
I'LL FEED HER, WALK HER,
BRUSH HER HAIR!
PLEASE, DAD! PLEASE, PLEASE,
PLEASE, PRETTY PLEASE!
I STILL THINK
SHE BELONGS IN A MUSEUM,
BUT O.K. YOU CAN KEEP HER,
PROVIDIN' SHE STAYS
OUTTA TROUBLE
AND DOESN'T GET TOO BIG.
GREAT! I MEAN,
HOW BIG CAN SHE GET?
THANKS FOR
THE CLIPPINGS, MR. P.
HMM HMM! CRAZY KID.
[CHOMPING]
YIPES!
BUBBLES, COME ON!
YO, MAD MAX, WHAT'S UP?
PEEJ, QUICK! HELP US HIDE!
UNH! OOH! UNH!
UNH! UNH!
UNH!
DOES THAT COME
WITH BATTERIES?
PISTOL! BE QUIET!
YOU MEAN THAT'S REAL?
OH, WOW! CAN I RIDE HIM?
I GOT A COWBOY HA
AND COWBOY BOOTS
AND A TIRE PRESSURE GAUGE!
YUM YUM!
HUH! MAMA MAMA!
BABA BABA!
[CHOMP CHOMP CHOMP]
EWW!
DINOSAUR DROOL!
[GASP] A DINOSAUR?
COME ON, GIRL,
COME ON.
DON'T TAKE THA
SLOBBER-FACE UPSTAIRS, PJ!
I'M GONNA TELL DADDY!
YOU ARE NOT!
I AM TOO!
ARE NOT!
AM TOO!
NOT!
TOO!
NOT NOT NOT NOT NOT!
TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO!
YOU ARE NOT!
TOO!
UH-BLUB.
NOW WHAT DO WE DO?
DINOSAUR, DADDY.
A BRACHIOSAURUS, I THINK.
PJ HAS IT, AND HE
WOULDN'T GIVE IT TO ME,
AND IT SLOBBERED OVER ME,
DADDY,
AND IT ATE MY MARSHMALLOWS.
MM-HMM
[GRUNT]
SHE'S GONNA TELL DAD, MAX.
I JUST KNOW IT!
DON'T PANIC YET.
[BANGING ON DOOR]
Pete: OPEN THIS DOOR, PJ!
O.K. NOW YOU CAN PANIC.
I THINK SOMETHING
DISPUTABLE HAPPENED HERE.
DADDY, I SAW IT!
REALLY! REALLY!
PISTOL-KINS,
DADDY'S IN NO MOOD
FOR A WILD GOOSE CHASE!
BUT IT'S NOT A WILD GOOSE!
IT'S A WILD DINOSAUR,
AND IT CAME IN HERE!
WELL, IT'S NOT IN HERE
NOW, IS IT?
NO. IT'S DOWN THERE.
WHERE?
COME ON IN, SIR!
THE WATER'S FINE.
IT'S JUST A STUPID
POOL TOY, HONEY.
NO! IT'S A DINOSAUR!
IT IS, IT IS, IT IS!
ASK PJ! ASK HIM!
OHHH
HEY! YOU BOYS SEEN
A DINOSAUR?
YES, SIR, IN A MUSEUM!
HA HA HA! THAT'S MY BOY!
GOT THE OLD MAN'S
SENSE OF HUMOR. HA HA!
HEY, YOU GUYS HOLD TIGHT.
I'LL COME TEACH YA
MY BELLY-BUSTER
BACK FLIP.
WE GOTTA GET OUTTA HERE!
COME ON, GIRL!
[SHOUTING]
ALL RIGHT, BOYS--
ONE BELLY-BUSTER
COMIN' UP!
[THUD]
Goofy:
I KNOW YOU LOVE HER, MAX,
BUT WE CAN'
KEEP HER ANYMORE.
BUBBLES
IS GROWIN' TOO FAST.
SHE'S EATEN 5,000
MARSHMALLOWS,
400 CABBAGES,
23 HOUSE PLANTS,
FOUR HAND TOWELS,
AND MY LUCKY CLARINET.
BUT SHE'S MY PET, DAD.
I KNOW, SON, AND I DON'T WAN
TO TELL YOU WHAT TO DO,
BUT IT'S REALLY NOT FAIR
TO KEEP BUBBLES COOPED UP
IN THE HOUSE LIKE THIS.
[SIGH] YEAH.
I GUESS YOU'RE RIGHT.
I'LL TAKE HER BACK
TOMORROW.
YOU'RE DOIN'
THE BEST THING, MAX.
COME ON. I'LL MAKE YOU
SOME HOT CHOCOLATE.
WITH MARSHMALLOWS?
I'VE BEEN HIDIN'
A BAG. AH-HYUCK!
[SQUEAK]
HE'S BAAAACK.
YOU KNOW, EATING
MY DAD'S FAVORITE CHAIR
IS NOT, I REPEAT, NO
GOING TO MAKE YOU
VERY POPULAR AROUND HERE.
EWW!
DADDY! THE DINOSAUR
CAME BACK! IT DID!
AND IT STARTED EATING THINGS.
IT ATE THE WINDOW PLANTS,
AND IT ATE
MY ICE CREAM CONE!
AND THEN YOU KNOW
WHAT IT ATE NEXT--
NOT NOW, PISTOL!
YIKES!
WHAT IN BLAZIN'
FRIJOLES WAS THAT?
I TOLD YOU MAX
HAD A DINOSAUR,
BUT YOU DIDN'T LISTEN,
NOW DID YOU?
A DINOSAUR?
OW! OOH! OOH!
I'M GONNA EXTINCTIFY
THAT THING!
COME BACK HERE,
YOU SCALY COCKROACH!
OH, NO!
DAD! DAD! HELP!
MAX?
DAD, PETE'S AFTER BUBBLES!
WE GOTTA SAVE HER!
OH, MY GAWRSH!
I GOT AN IDEA, MAX.
DON'T WORRY.
DAD! THEY WEN
THE OTHER WAY!
PJ! RED ALERT!
SCRAMBLE!
MAX, WHAT IS IT?
PEEJ, YOUR DAD'S
GONNA POP BUBBLES!
[GASP] BE RIGHT DOWN!
MAN, I'M GONNA GE
GROUNDED FOREVER.
1
2
UNH!
LET'S ROLL, PEEJ!
THERE THEY ARE!
WHOA!
WHAT DO WE DO NOW?
GET BUBBLES TO THE LAKE
AND LET HER GO!
[DING DING DING]
I GOTCHA NOW,
YA CHAIR-EATIN' CHAMELEON!
WHOA!
[CRASH]
BUBBLES! YOU O.K.?
OOPFF!
Pete: HOLD IT RIGHT THERE!
WRECK MY HOUSE, WILL YA,
YOU MISERABLE MONSTER?
I'M GONNA KNOCK YA
BACK TO THE STONE AGE, SEE?
NO! SHE'S MINE!
[THUMP]
[GRRR]
[THUMP]
[THUMP]
OOOH-HOOO-HOOO-HOOO!
MAMA?
DAD! YOU'RE HERE!
AH-HYUCK! I FIGURED IF THERE
WAS AN EGG DOWN BY THE LAKE,
THERE MUST BE A MAMA
DOWN BE THERE, TOO.
GUESS BUBBLE'S WHOLE FAMILY
LIKES THESE.
I'D BETTER GE
MY DAD HOME, SIR.
YOU THINK HE'LL
BE ALL RIGHT?
SURE, PJ, BUT HE
PROBABLY WON'T REMEMBER
ANY OF THIS TOMORROW.
SHOULD WE
TELL HIM?
All: NAH.
YOU DID GOOD, MAX.
I THINK IT'S TIME
WE GOT YOU A REAL PET.
GREAT! HOW ABOU
A BOA CONSTRICTOR, DAD?
OR A TARANTULA?
I DON'T THINK SO.
NOPE.
HOW ABOUT AN ARMADILLO?
THAT WOULD BE REALLY COOL!
OR A KOMODO DRAGON!
NOW, NO, NO, MAX.
♪♪
AH-HYUCK.
H-H-H-HIT IT ♪
LIKE FATHER, LIKE SON ♪
YOU'RE ALWAYS NUMBER ONE ♪
YES!
BEST BUDDIES, BEST PALS ♪
YEAH ♪
YOU ALWAYS SEEM
TO WORK THINGS OUT ♪
CAN'T YOU SEE
YOU'RE TWO OF A KIND ♪
LOOKIN' FOR
A REAL GOOD TIME? ♪
WHAA-OOO-HO-HO!
A REAL GOOD TIME ♪
REPOR
TO THE GOOF TROOP ♪
AND WE'LL ALWAYS
STICK TOGETHER ♪
ALWAYS
STICK TOGETHER ♪
WE'RE THE GOOF TROOP ♪
THE BEST OF FRIENDS
FOREVER ♪
SIDE BY SIDE
WHEREVER WE GO ♪
WE'RE ALWAYS READY TO ROLL ♪
NOW GIMME A BEAT ♪
WE'RE THE GOOF TROOP ♪
AND WE ALWAYS
STICK TOGETHER ♪
GAWRSH.
WE'RE THE GOOF TROOP ♪
THE BEST OF FRIENDS
FOREVER ♪
NOW WE'RE CALLING
EVERYONE ♪
COME ALONG
AND JOIN THE FUN ♪
REPORT TO
THE GOOF TROOP ♪
LA DO BE DA BOP
LA BA DO BOP ♪
YEAH!
[ROCK-A-BYE-BABY PLAYS]
[GLASS BREAKS]
Goofy:
COME BACK HERE, YOU VARMINT!
BUT HE'S MY PET, DAD!
[RREOW]
SAY, LEAVE
MY KITTY ALO--OOPS!
BUT DON'T HURT HIM, DAD.
HE'S HARMLESS.
WHA?
SEE? HE'S
NO TROUBLE AT ALL.
GOTCHA! AH-HYUCK!
BUT HE NEEDS ME!
NO, HE DOESN'T, MAX.
HE'S A WILD ANIMAL. YOU GOT TO
TAKE HIM BACK TO THE WOODS.
BUT I WANT A PET.
WELL, WHAT'S WRONG
WITH WAFFLES?
YEAH!
HE'S YOURS, DAD. I GOTTA
HAVE A PET OF MY OWN.
I KNOW, MAX.
BUT WILD ANIMALS JUS
DON'T MAKE GOOD PETS.
Max:
O.K., LITTLE GUY,
I'M GONNA
TURN YOU LOOSE NOW.
EVEN THOUGH WE'RE PALS,
I WANT YOU TO JUST GO
AND DON'T LOOK BACK.
BOY, AM I GOOD
WITH ANIMALS OR WHAT?
IT'S NOT FAIR.
IT'S NOT FAIR!
IT'SNOT
FAAAAAIR!
[SPLASH]
PUH-TOOIE!
AHH!
AN EGG!
A GIGANTIC ABANDONED EGG!
HMM. IT NEEDS ME.
Goofy: HERE'S
YOUR FOOD, KITTY.
[MUTTERING]
[RREOW]
[MEOWING]
CLAM UP, WAFFLES.
Goofy: IS THAT YOU, MAX?
NO, DAD.
IT'S WAFFLES.
OH. O.K. AH-HYUCK.
[BURBLING]
IT'S ALIVE!
O.K. TURN YOUR HEAD
AND COUGH.
MAMA!
WOW. IT THINKS
I'M ITS MAMA NOW.
HMM. HOW AM I GONNA
HATCH THIS THING?
PJ!
DUDE! A GIANT ALBINO M&M!
GET REAL, PJ.
IT'S A HUGE BIRD'S EGG.
DO YOU KNOW
WHAT THIS MEANS?
SUPER OMELET?
NO! A PET FOR EL MAXO.
I'M GONNA HATCH IT.
AND THAT'S WHERE
YOU COME IN, PJ.
UH-UH. NO. TIME OUT.
NOTHIN' DOIN'.
I'M NOT SITTIN'
ON ANY EGG.
IT'S ONLY UNTIL I CAN DIG UP
A HEATER OR SOMETHING.
UH, I DON'T KNOW, MAX.
GREAT. BE RIGHT BACK.
OH, AND DON'T TELL MY DAD.
BOTTOMS UP!
Goofy:
MAX!
MAX, DINNER'S READY!
OH. HI, PJ.
OH! OH. OH.
HI, SIR.
MAX'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
WHATCHA DOIN' THERE?
OH, UH, WELL,
I'M JUST SEEIN'
HOW HOT I CAN MAKE
MY KNEES, YOU KNOW?
YEP. I REMEMBER WHEN
I USED TO DO THAT.
AH-HYUCK HYUCK.
WELL, SO LONG.
[DOOR CLOSES]
CHECK IT OUT!
YOUR DAD WAS HERE,
AND NOW HE THINKS
I'M A SPACE CASE.
NEWS FLASH, PJ.
YOU ARE.
WHERE'D YOU GO?
TURN DOWN THE VOLUME,
PEEJ!
I DON'T WANT DAD
TO KNOW I'VE GOT A PET!
BUT YOU DON'T.
I WILL SOON.
NOW WHERE AM I GONNA KEEP YOU
SO DAD DOESN'T FIND OUT?
WOW! MAX,
HOW'D YOU DO ALL THIS?
BRILLIANTLY, OF COURSE.
I COULDN'T AFFORD BIRDSEED,
BUT CORNFLAKES
ARE JUST AS GOOD.
WHAT'S THIS FOR?
I READ THAT BIRDS CAN
ACTUALLY GET HYPNOTIZED
BY THEIR OWN REFLECTIONS.
PRETTY DUMB, HUH?
PJ?
SNAP OUT OF IT, PEEJ.
WHA--UHWHAT?
DO YOU REALIZE HOW BIG
THIS BIRD'S GONNA GET?
I'LL BET I CAN
RIDE THIS BABY.
YEAH, BUT WILL YOUR DAD
LET YOU KEEP IT?
Goofy: MAX, I NEED A HAND
WITH THESE BLINDS!
UH, BE RIGHT DOWN!
[BLINDS RATTLING
AND CRASHING]
[MRR-RRR-RRR-OWWW]
[PANTING]
HUH?
MAMA!
[RREOW]
THIS TIME, PJ,
AVOID THE MIRROR.
Max:
IT HATCHED.
THAT'S NO BIRD.
WHAT IS IT, AN ALIEN?
HI. YOU WANNA
PHONE HOME?
WHATEVER SHE IS,
WE'VE GOTTA GET HER
BACK UPSTAIRS.
[MRAAH MRAAH-MRAAH]
NO! STOP!
[BLINDS RATTLING]
AH-HYUCK.
GOOD LUCK.
You rat!
COME ON, GIRL.
I CAN'T LET DAD SEE YOU!
YOU'LL BE SAFE
DOWN HERE.
ARE YOU THIRSTY?
SIT UP. SIT UP.
[SLURP SLURP]
[BURBLING]
HA HA HA!
GOOD SHOT.
SAY, WHAT AM I GONNA
CALL YOU ANYWAY?
YOU WANNA BE CALLED
BUBBLES?
O.K., BUBBLES.
YOU PLAY QUIETLY.
I'LL DIG YOU UP
SOME FOOD FOR YOU.
[RAAAHH]
[BURBLE BURBLE]
DAD!
WHATCHA DOIN'
IN THE BASEMENT, MAX?
OH. HA HA.
I THOUGHT I HEARD
A--A--A MOUSE!
AH-HYUCK! YOU KNOW,
I WAS JUST READIN'
ABOUT KIDS AND ANIMALS.
WELL, I'VE CHANGED
MY MIND.
SON, YOU CAN HAVE A PET.
REALLY?
YEP. BUT REMEMBER,
IT CAN'T BE TOO BIG.
OH.
WELL, GOTTA DRY OU
THESE SOCKS.
WAIT!
WELL, I'LL BE.
AH-HYUCK.
I DIDN'T KNOW THAT.
HMM. STILL DAMP.
HMM. I DIDN'
KNOW THAT.
GOTTA GE
THAT THING FIXED.
YOU O.K., GIRL?
MOMMY!
YEOWWW-OWWW-OWWW.
I'LL CHECK ON YOU
IN THE MORNING.
MAMA!
[CHUCKLE]
GOOD NIGHT, BUBBLES.
[WHIMPERING]
GOOD NIGHT, DAD.
OH. NIGHT, SON.
[WHIMPERING]
MAMA. MAMA.
[SNORING]
MAMA?
MAX, YOU SHOULD SLEEP
IN YOUR OWN BED, SON.
I LOVE YOU, MAMA.
AAH!
YIII!
MONSTER! MONSTER!
I'LL GET RID OF 'IM!
NOW I GOTCHA, YOU BRUTE!
[WHIMPERING]
MAMA!
BUBBLES!
STAND BACK, MAX!
IT'S A GIANT HORNY TOAD!
DAD! WAIT!
[RREOW]
AAH! AAH! WAH-HO HO!!
WAH-HO!
WHOA!
WHOA!
AAH!
YIII!
YIII!
MOMMY!
DAD! DON'T HURT HER!
YIII! YIII! YIII!
PLEASE, DAD, STOP!
MAX, IT'S BEHIND YOU! RUN!
NO, DAD! DON'T! SHE'S MY PET!
YOURPET?
I FOUND HER DOWN
AT THE LAKE, DAD.
AW, MAX, YOU KNOW
WHAT WE AGREED.
YOU SAID I COULD HAVE A PE
IF IT NEEDED ME, RIGHT?
BUT IT'S A DINOSAUR, MAX.
[KA-CHING]
DINOSAUR?
I'LL DO EVERYTHING,
I PROMISE.
I'LL FEED HER, WALK HER,
BRUSH HER HAIR!
PLEASE, DAD! PLEASE, PLEASE,
PLEASE, PRETTY PLEASE!
I STILL THINK
SHE BELONGS IN A MUSEUM,
BUT O.K. YOU CAN KEEP HER,
PROVIDIN' SHE STAYS
OUTTA TROUBLE
AND DOESN'T GET TOO BIG.
GREAT! I MEAN,
HOW BIG CAN SHE GET?
THANKS FOR
THE CLIPPINGS, MR. P.
HMM HMM! CRAZY KID.
[CHOMPING]
YIPES!
BUBBLES, COME ON!
YO, MAD MAX, WHAT'S UP?
PEEJ, QUICK! HELP US HIDE!
UNH! OOH! UNH!
UNH! UNH!
UNH!
DOES THAT COME
WITH BATTERIES?
PISTOL! BE QUIET!
YOU MEAN THAT'S REAL?
OH, WOW! CAN I RIDE HIM?
I GOT A COWBOY HA
AND COWBOY BOOTS
AND A TIRE PRESSURE GAUGE!
YUM YUM!
HUH! MAMA MAMA!
BABA BABA!
[CHOMP CHOMP CHOMP]
EWW!
DINOSAUR DROOL!
[GASP] A DINOSAUR?
COME ON, GIRL,
COME ON.
DON'T TAKE THA
SLOBBER-FACE UPSTAIRS, PJ!
I'M GONNA TELL DADDY!
YOU ARE NOT!
I AM TOO!
ARE NOT!
AM TOO!
NOT!
TOO!
NOT NOT NOT NOT NOT!
TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO!
YOU ARE NOT!
TOO!
UH-BLUB.
NOW WHAT DO WE DO?
DINOSAUR, DADDY.
A BRACHIOSAURUS, I THINK.
PJ HAS IT, AND HE
WOULDN'T GIVE IT TO ME,
AND IT SLOBBERED OVER ME,
DADDY,
AND IT ATE MY MARSHMALLOWS.
MM-HMM
[GRUNT]
SHE'S GONNA TELL DAD, MAX.
I JUST KNOW IT!
DON'T PANIC YET.
[BANGING ON DOOR]
Pete: OPEN THIS DOOR, PJ!
O.K. NOW YOU CAN PANIC.
I THINK SOMETHING
DISPUTABLE HAPPENED HERE.
DADDY, I SAW IT!
REALLY! REALLY!
PISTOL-KINS,
DADDY'S IN NO MOOD
FOR A WILD GOOSE CHASE!
BUT IT'S NOT A WILD GOOSE!
IT'S A WILD DINOSAUR,
AND IT CAME IN HERE!
WELL, IT'S NOT IN HERE
NOW, IS IT?
NO. IT'S DOWN THERE.
WHERE?
COME ON IN, SIR!
THE WATER'S FINE.
IT'S JUST A STUPID
POOL TOY, HONEY.
NO! IT'S A DINOSAUR!
IT IS, IT IS, IT IS!
ASK PJ! ASK HIM!
OHHH
HEY! YOU BOYS SEEN
A DINOSAUR?
YES, SIR, IN A MUSEUM!
HA HA HA! THAT'S MY BOY!
GOT THE OLD MAN'S
SENSE OF HUMOR. HA HA!
HEY, YOU GUYS HOLD TIGHT.
I'LL COME TEACH YA
MY BELLY-BUSTER
BACK FLIP.
WE GOTTA GET OUTTA HERE!
COME ON, GIRL!
[SHOUTING]
ALL RIGHT, BOYS--
ONE BELLY-BUSTER
COMIN' UP!
[THUD]
Goofy:
I KNOW YOU LOVE HER, MAX,
BUT WE CAN'
KEEP HER ANYMORE.
BUBBLES
IS GROWIN' TOO FAST.
SHE'S EATEN 5,000
MARSHMALLOWS,
400 CABBAGES,
23 HOUSE PLANTS,
FOUR HAND TOWELS,
AND MY LUCKY CLARINET.
BUT SHE'S MY PET, DAD.
I KNOW, SON, AND I DON'T WAN
TO TELL YOU WHAT TO DO,
BUT IT'S REALLY NOT FAIR
TO KEEP BUBBLES COOPED UP
IN THE HOUSE LIKE THIS.
[SIGH] YEAH.
I GUESS YOU'RE RIGHT.
I'LL TAKE HER BACK
TOMORROW.
YOU'RE DOIN'
THE BEST THING, MAX.
COME ON. I'LL MAKE YOU
SOME HOT CHOCOLATE.
WITH MARSHMALLOWS?
I'VE BEEN HIDIN'
A BAG. AH-HYUCK!
[SQUEAK]
HE'S BAAAACK.
YOU KNOW, EATING
MY DAD'S FAVORITE CHAIR
IS NOT, I REPEAT, NO
GOING TO MAKE YOU
VERY POPULAR AROUND HERE.
EWW!
DADDY! THE DINOSAUR
CAME BACK! IT DID!
AND IT STARTED EATING THINGS.
IT ATE THE WINDOW PLANTS,
AND IT ATE
MY ICE CREAM CONE!
AND THEN YOU KNOW
WHAT IT ATE NEXT--
NOT NOW, PISTOL!
YIKES!
WHAT IN BLAZIN'
FRIJOLES WAS THAT?
I TOLD YOU MAX
HAD A DINOSAUR,
BUT YOU DIDN'T LISTEN,
NOW DID YOU?
A DINOSAUR?
OW! OOH! OOH!
I'M GONNA EXTINCTIFY
THAT THING!
COME BACK HERE,
YOU SCALY COCKROACH!
OH, NO!
DAD! DAD! HELP!
MAX?
DAD, PETE'S AFTER BUBBLES!
WE GOTTA SAVE HER!
OH, MY GAWRSH!
I GOT AN IDEA, MAX.
DON'T WORRY.
DAD! THEY WEN
THE OTHER WAY!
PJ! RED ALERT!
SCRAMBLE!
MAX, WHAT IS IT?
PEEJ, YOUR DAD'S
GONNA POP BUBBLES!
[GASP] BE RIGHT DOWN!
MAN, I'M GONNA GE
GROUNDED FOREVER.
1
2
UNH!
LET'S ROLL, PEEJ!
THERE THEY ARE!
WHOA!
WHAT DO WE DO NOW?
GET BUBBLES TO THE LAKE
AND LET HER GO!
[DING DING DING]
I GOTCHA NOW,
YA CHAIR-EATIN' CHAMELEON!
WHOA!
[CRASH]
BUBBLES! YOU O.K.?
OOPFF!
Pete: HOLD IT RIGHT THERE!
WRECK MY HOUSE, WILL YA,
YOU MISERABLE MONSTER?
I'M GONNA KNOCK YA
BACK TO THE STONE AGE, SEE?
NO! SHE'S MINE!
[THUMP]
[GRRR]
[THUMP]
[THUMP]
OOOH-HOOO-HOOO-HOOO!
MAMA?
DAD! YOU'RE HERE!
AH-HYUCK! I FIGURED IF THERE
WAS AN EGG DOWN BY THE LAKE,
THERE MUST BE A MAMA
DOWN BE THERE, TOO.
GUESS BUBBLE'S WHOLE FAMILY
LIKES THESE.
I'D BETTER GE
MY DAD HOME, SIR.
YOU THINK HE'LL
BE ALL RIGHT?
SURE, PJ, BUT HE
PROBABLY WON'T REMEMBER
ANY OF THIS TOMORROW.
SHOULD WE
TELL HIM?
All: NAH.
YOU DID GOOD, MAX.
I THINK IT'S TIME
WE GOT YOU A REAL PET.
GREAT! HOW ABOU
A BOA CONSTRICTOR, DAD?
OR A TARANTULA?
I DON'T THINK SO.
NOPE.
HOW ABOUT AN ARMADILLO?
THAT WOULD BE REALLY COOL!
OR A KOMODO DRAGON!
NOW, NO, NO, MAX.