Goof Troop (1992) s02e07 Episode Script

1
♪♪
H-H-H-HIT IT ♪
LIKE FATHER, LIKE SON ♪
YOU'RE ALWAYS
NUMBER ONE ♪
THERE'S BUDDIES,
THERE'S PALS ♪
YEAH ♪
YOU ALWAYS SEEM
TO WORK THINGS OUT ♪
CAN'T YOU SEE
YOU'RE TWO OF A KIND ♪
LOOKIN' FOR
A REAL GOOD TIME? ♪
A REAL GOOD
TIME ♪
AAH!
REPOR
TO THE GOOF TROOP ♪
AND WE'LL ALWAYS
STICK TOGETHER ♪
ALWAYS
STICK TOGETHER ♪
WE'RE THE GOOF TROOP ♪
THE BEST OF FRIENDS
FOREVER ♪
SIDE BY SIDE
WHEREVER WE GO ♪
WE'RE ALWAYS
READY TO ROLL ♪
NOW GIMME
A BEAT ♪
WE'RE THE GOOF TROOP ♪
AND WE ALWAYS
STICK TOGETHER ♪
WE'RE THE GOOF TROOP ♪
THE BEST OF FRIENDS
FOREVER ♪
NOW WE'RE CALLING
EVERYONE ♪
COME ALONG
AND JOIN THE FUN ♪
REPORT TO
THE GOOF TROOP ♪
LA DO BE DA BOP
LA BA DO BOP ♪
YEAH!
IF IT GETS HOTTER,
WE'RE GONNA NEED US
A BIGGER THERMOMETER.
HERE YOU GO, DAISY,
YER DAILY DRIP OF A DRINK.
WISH IT WAS MORE,
BUT WE GOT US
AN AWFUL BAD DROUGH
GOIN' ON, YOU KNOW.
DRINK UPSY, DAISY.
[BURPS]
SHE'S A SWELL
KINDA FLOWER,
BUT MANNERS
AREN'T THE BEST.
YEP, WE SURE COULD
USE SOME RAIN.
[PEG] PETE!
OH, CHEDDAR CHEEKS!
YES, DEAR,
I WASHED THE TRASH,
SPACKLED THE DOG,
VACUUMED THE CLOCK.
IT'S ALL DONE, YEAH.
HAVE YOU SEEN MY
GORGEOUS GARDEN MAGAZINE?
UH, SWIMSUIT ISSUE?
UHH!
WELL, HERE IT IS,
PROPPING UP
YOUR TV TABLE.
WHOA!
I NEED THAT,
PEACH PIT!
IT'S GOT JUST THE RIGH
PAGE COUNT!
BUT I HAVEN'T READ IT.
WHO'D WANT TO?
NOTHIN' IN I
BUT STUPID FLOWERS.
NASTY LITTLE,
BEE-ATTRACTIN',
ACREAGE-WASTIN',
POLLEN-PRODUCIN'--
BEAUTIFUL
MONEY-MAKIN' FLOWERS!
MIND IF I
BORROW THAT, HON?
"SMILIN' SAM'S
SLIGHTLY-USED SEEDS
"ANNOUNCES A
FLOWER-GROWIN' CONTEST.
"GRAND PRIZE--
YOUR YARD ON THE COVER
OF GORGEOUS GARDEN,
AND 50,000 CASH!"
NOW, PETE!
WHY,
WITH THAT KIND OF MONEY,
I COULD PAVE
THE WHOLE BACK YARD!
"ALL YOU HAVE TO DO
IS GROW THE PRETTIEST GARDEN
FROM OUR SEEDS,
AVAILABLE AT A SPECIAL
LOW, LOW PRICE OF 450 BUCKS."
$450 FOR SEEDS?
WELL, SOMETIMES YOU GOTTA
STOP AND SMELL THE MONEY--
UH, FLOWERS.
BEFORE YOU GO
ANY FURTHER,
MAY I REMIND YOU THA
WE'RE IN THE MIDDLE OF
A DROUGHT.
AND I DON'T THINK
THAT YOU--
HELLO?
SMILIN' SAM?
[STRUGGLING]
THE FIRST THING WE GOTTA DO
IS CLEAR A SPOT FOR SEEDS.
UHH!
YAH!
BAH!
UHH!
REMEMBER, SON,
THE ONLY GOOD WEED
IS A DEAD WEED.
THANKS, DA--
HELP!
THIS GROUND'S
GONNA HAFTA BE AERATED,
AND CULTIVATED,
AND FERTILIZATED,
MINERALIZED,
MULCHIFIED, AND
AND COVERED WITH TIPTOP,
TOP-OF-THE-LINE
TOP PRICE TOPSOIL.
THEN WE'LL PUT THE SEEDS
INTO THE GROUND
DEEP ENOUGH
SO'S THEY DON'T SUNBURN,
AND NOT SO DEEP
SO'S THEY SUFFOCATE.
THEN WE'LL ADD WATER
DAD!
AND WATCH THOSE BEAUTIFUL
$50,000 BABIES GROW!
BUT WHAT IF THEY DON'T?
WHAT IF SOME OF 'EM
COME UP SCRAWNY AND--
AND CROOKED AND
GOOFY LOOKIN'?
UHH!
BETTER ORDER
ANOTHER BATCH
TO HEDGE MY BET.
PJ, QUIT PLAYIN' AROUND!
TIME TO GET TO WORK, BOY!
SMILIN' SAM,
PETE HERE.
I NEED SEEDS, SEEDS,
SEEDS, AND MORE SEEDS.
AND MAKE I
AN OVERNIGHT EXPRESS
FIRST CLASS RUSH DELIVERY.
NO, NO, WAIT.
THAT MIGHT NO
BE FAST ENOUGH.
YOU BETTER FAX 'EM TO ME.
NOW IT'S A CINCH
I'LL WIN
THE GRAND PRIZE.
GET THE HOSE, PJ!
WE'RE GONNA DO US SOME
SERIOUS MOISTURIZIN'!
DAD, AREN'T WE IN
A SORTADROUGHT?
DROUGHT'S NOTHIN'
BUT A STATE OF MIND.
AM I RIGHT?
WELL
IT'S A PLOY
ON THE PART OF
THE WATER DEPARTMEN
TO GOUGE RATE HIKES
OUT OF US TAX PAYIN'
CITIZENS!
I DUNNO, DAD, BUT--
WHY, THIS PLANET'S
SWIMMIN' IN WATER.
GOT TWO, MAYBE
THREE WHOLE OCEANS
FULL OF THE STUFF.
WHY,
THE HUMAN BODY ITSELF
IS 98.6% WATER!
SO HOW CAN THERE
POSSIBLY BE A DROUGHT?
WHATEVER YOU SAY, DAD.
I CAN USE
ALL THE WATER I WANT,
CAN'T I?
AND ALL THE WATER
THIS PLANT WANTS.
AND THAT PLANT.
AND THIS ONE OVER HERE!
AND AFTER I'M DONE,
I'LL USE
SOME MORE WATER!
AW.
WHO TURNED OFF
MY WATER?
I DID.
BECAUSE YOU HAVE TO
SLOW DOWN, EASE UP,
AND BACK OFF!
THE BILL JUST CAME.
$1,387.64?
WHY, THIS IS
GOVERNMENTAL
EXTORTION!
AND I'M NO
GONNA PAY!
BUT PETE,
YOU KNOW HOW STRIPES
MAKE YOU LOOK FAT.
THEY DO NOT!
AND WHAT ARE YOU
TALKIN' ABOUT ANYWAY?
I'M TALKING ABOUT PRISON,
PINTO BEAN.
IF YOU DON'
PAY THE BILL,
THEY'LL
LOCK YOU UP IN JAIL
AND THROW AWAY THE KEY.
SO CASH IN THAT CD,
SWEET PEA.
I'LL FIND A WAY OUTTA THIS.
I'VE GOT MORE BRAINS
IN MY HEAD
THAN MOST PEOPLE HAVE
IN THEIR LITTLE FINGER.
[GOOFY] I GO
YER DAILY DRINK,
DAISY.
I THINK I JUS
FOUND A WAY.
THROUGH THE PETALS
'N' OVER THE GUMS,
LOOK OUT ROOTS,
HERE IT COMES!
[PETE COUGHING]
PETE, ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?
OH, SURE, GOOF.
I'M
UHH
FINE.
[COUGHS]
YOU DON'T NEED
TO WORRY ABOUTME.
OH, THAT'S GOOD.
THOUGHT SOMETHIN' WAS WRONG
FOR A MINUTE THERE.
[GASPS]
OH, IT'S SAD.
IT'S TOO SAD.
CAN'T TALK ABOUT IT,
GOOF.
WELL, OKEY-DOKE, PETE.
IT'S NOTHIN'REALLY.
JUST MY
[COUGHS]
CONDITION.
WHAT KINDA
CONDITION'S THAT?
WELL, I'LL TELL YA
ON THE CONDITION
YOU DON'T TELL ANYBODY
ABOUT MY CONDITION.
IT'S, UH
IT'S HERBETITUS
DUSTEROSIS,
WITH A SIDE ORDER
OF ADVANCED GASTRIC
DEHYDROFICATION
OF THE HYDROPHOSPHATE
GLAND.
BUT DON'T TELL A SOUL
I TOLD YA SO.
GAWRSH,
NO, PETEY.
I COULDN'T SAY I
IF I TRIED.
YOU SEE, I--
I WOULDN'T WANNA UPSE
THE ONEST 'N' ONLYES
FAMILY I GOT, GOOF.
IT'LL BE
HARD ENOUGH ON THEM
WHEN I'M
PUSHIN' UP THE DAISIES.
WHY, PETE,
YOU'RE TAKIN' UP
GARDENIN'?
NO, LAMEBRAIN!
I'M BUYIN' THE FARM!
REALLY,
WITH COWS 'N' CHICKENS?
CAN I DRIVE THE TRACTOR?
HELLO IN THERE.
DON'T YA UNDERSTAND?
THIS IS IT, THE END.
I'M FINISHED. DONE FOR.
OH.
DON'T SAY THAT, PETE!
OH, TOO LATE, GOOF.
[SNIFFLES]
I ALREADY DID!
AND YOU WITH
THAT NEW FARM!
DOC SAYS THERE'S
NOTHIN' FOR ME BUT
[SOBS]
WATER.
[SOBBING]
I GOTTA KEEP
EVERY LAST PORE
IN MY BODY RUNNIN'
AT 110% HUMIDITY.
SAYS I GOTTA BE
CONSTANTLY SURROUNDED
BY WATER AND--
AND EVERYTHIN'
RELATED TO WATER
AND MOISTURE AND WETNESS
OR ELSE I'M AGONER.
AND--AND US SUFFERIN'
THIS DEVASTATIN'
DROUGHT.
UGH!
GAWRSH, PETE.
YOU KNOW I'LL DO ANYTHING
I CAN TA HELP.
ANYTHING?
ANYTHING.
YA KNOW I WILL.
YEAH.
I KNOW YOU WILL.
[SLURPS]
I SURE APPRECIATE
YOUR HELPIN' OUT, GOOF.
DOC SAYS
ANY PHYSICAL EXERTION
IN MY STATE'D
BE FATAL
'N' POSSIBLY DEADLY.
JUST WISH THERE WAS
MORE I COULD DO FOR YA,
PETE.
OH, SO DO I, GOOF,
BUT YOU'RE THE BEST,
A LIFESAVER
IN EVERY SENSE--
YOU WANNA WATER
THOSE ORCHIDS THERE?
THEY'RE GETTIN'
KINDA DROOPY, GOOF.
OH, AND ADD SOME WATER
TO THAT POND.
DON'T WANT THEM
HIGH PRICED
FAR EASTERN GOLDFISH
TO ASPHYXERATE.
WHAA!
YES SIRREE, I GO
THAT GARDENIN' CONTES
ALL SEWED UP IN A BAG
WITH MY NAME ON IT.
COURSE,
THERE'S ALWAYS A CHANCE
THERE'S SOME GREEDY LITTLE
SELFISH MONEY-GRUBBER
OUT THERE
DOING JUS
A LITTLE BIT MORE.
WHOA!
LEMME SEE HERE.
10 DOZEN LILY PADS,
2 FLATS OF FERNS,
ASSORTED JUNGLE VINES.
EVERYTHING THE BACK YARD
TROPICAL HABITAT NEEDS.
SAY, WHAT HAPPENED
TO THOSE BAOBAB TREES?
GOOFSTER!
HEY, YER ENDANGERATIN'
AN ENDANGERATED SPECIES!
UHH!
OOH!
SORRY, PETE.
HMM.
WHAT SAY WE TRY 'EM
OVER THERE BY THE WATERFALL?
NAH, MIGHT CLASH
WITH THE CYPRESS SWAMP.
LET'S PUT 'EM
BY THE REFLECTIN' POOL.
WHOA!
WHOA!
WHOA!
UH,
CAREFUL, WILL YA?
I WOULDN'T WANNA
HAFTA CHARGE YOU
FOR DAMAGES.
OH, LET ME HELP YOU
WITH THAT.
[COUGHS]
GOOF, ARE YOU THERE?
EVERYTHING'S SO
DARK.
[COUGHS]
[STRUGGLING]
OH, THERE YOU ARE.
WHY, ALL THIS WORK'S
SWEATIN' AWAY
MY PRECOCIOUS
BODILY FLUIDS.
MAYBE YA BETTER
LAY IN THE POOL
A WHILE,
AND HUMIDIFY YOURSELF.
GOOFER,
WHEN THEY BROKE THE MOLD,
THEY MADE YOU.
THANKS, PETE!
OH, GOOFYTON,
MY MINERAL WATER'S
IN SERIOUS NEED OF
A SPRITZIN',
AND WE GOT HEAVY
EVAPORATION LOSS
IN THIS POOL.
[BELL RINGS]
GOOF?
OH, GOOFY!
OH, POOR DAISY.
ARE YA O.K.,
LITTLE FLOWER?
SPEAK TO ME.
DON'T SUPPOSE
PETE'D MIND IF I--
[PETE COUGHING]
[GASPS]
MAYBE YOU CAN
CARRY ME, GRANDPAPPY.
WE'LL--WE'LL HEAD
INTO THE LIGHT
TOGETHER.
TRY TO HANG ON, DAISY,
WILL YA?
OH, WHAT KINDA CONDITION
IS YER CONDITION IN NOW,
PETE?
[BURPS]
AHH
FEEL LIKE
A MILLION BUCKS, GOOF.
WHICH IS PROBABLY
WHAT I'M SAVING
ON MY WATER BILL.
WELL, JUST RING
IF YOU NEED ME.
OH, I WILL, PAL,
I WILL.
JUST AS SOON AS
THE WISTERIA NEED WATERIN',
OR THE HYDRANGEA
NEEDS HYDRATIN'.
HMM.
"ED SMELT--LAST YEAR'S
GRAND-PRIZE WINNER."
LOOK AT THA
MAN-MADE LAGOON.
WHY, IT'S DISGUSTING
THE THINGS SOME PEOPLE
WILL DO FOR A BUCK.
IF I'M GONNA BEA
THE ED SMELTS OF THIS WORLD,
I'M GONNA HAFTA
SEVERELY RAISE
MY WATER LEVEL!
AND THIS NICKELIN'
AND DIMIN' THE GOOF
ISN'T GONNA CUT IT.
YES, VERBENA,
THERE IS A SANTY CLAUS!
POOR PITIFUL PETE
DOESN'T WANT ANYONE KNOWIN'
HOW PITIFUL
HIS PITIFUL CONDITION IS.
NOW I CAN WASTE
ALL WATER I WANT,
AND NO GOOF
WILL BE THE WISER.
GEE, DAD, WE ALREADY
HAVE ONE POOL.
THIS ISN'
FOR SWIMMIN', BOY.
IT'S A BREEDIN' POND
FOR THE TROU
I'M GONNA PUT IN THE LAKE
YOU'RE GONNA DIG.
AND COME WINTER,
IT'LL FREEZE OVER,
AND WE'LL HAVE A NICE
FAMILY HOCKEY RINK
WITH FISHSICLES
AND EVERYTHING.
YOU'LL LIKE THAT,
WON'T YA?
SURE HOPE PETE'S CONDITION
GETS BETTER SOON,
OR I'M GONNA BE--
[MAN]
IN HOT WATER.
TOOK THE WORDS
OUT OF MYMOUTH?
SIR, YOU OWE THE CITY
$14,999.
HUH? THAT CAN'
BE RIGHT! CAN IT?
YOU'RE RIGHT.
I FORGOT THE 50,000
IN FINES,
25 IN INTEREST PENALTIES,
13 GRAND FOR BACK TAXES,
27 LEGAL COSTS,
AND $1.39
PROCESSING FEE.
SO LET'S CALL I
AN EVEN 130,000.
I COULDN'T PAY THA
IN 130 YEARS.
AND THAT'S JUST ABOU
WHEN YOU'LL BE RELEASED.
MR. GOOFY,
YOU STAND ACCUSED
OF VIOLATING
PENAL CODE 1313,
SECTION F, CHAPTER 11,
SUBHEADING C,
ADDENDUM 19G,
STATUTE 83,
SUBJECT TO
LOCAL PROVISO 176.32,
CITY ORDINANCE 1929,
SUB-SUBSECTION 241.
DO YOU UNDERSTAND
THE CHARGES AGAINST YOU?
ABSOLUTELY.
'CEPT THAT LAST PAR
AND ALL OF THE STUFF
IN FRONT OF IT.
YOU ARE CHARGED
WITH WASTING WATER.
ACCORDING TO YOUR BILL,
YOU ARE PRESENTLY
AVERAGING 340,000
GALLONS A DAY!
HOW DO YOU PLEAD?
PLEAD?
WELL, USUALLY
SOMETHIN' KINDA LIKE THIS--
OH, PLEASE HAVE MERCY!
COME ON, I'M BEGGIN' YOU,
PLEASE?
HOW DO YOU EXPLAIN
THIS DESPICABLE DISREGARD
FOR OUR DWINDLING
WATER SUPPLIES?
UHDRIPPY FAUCET?
AHEM. YOUR HONOR?
I'M HERE
ACTIN' AS ATTORNEY
FOR MR. GOOF.
OH, HOW LOVELY
FOR YOU.
IF THERE'S ONE THING
I LOATHE MORE THAN
A WATER WASTER,
IT'S A WATER WASTER'S
WEASELY LAWYER!
YOUR HONORFULNESS,
MAY I APPROACH
YOUR EXQUISITELY
HAND-CRAFTED BENCH?
HOW'S ABOU
A PLEA BARGAIN?
WE AVOID
THE HUMILIATION OF
A PUBLIC EXECUTION,
AND HE PLEADS
GUILTY AS SIN.
DEAL.
I AM GOING TO MAKE
AN EXAMPLE OF YOU,
MR. GOOFY.
AWW, SHUCKS.
THAT'S AWFUL NICE
OF YA.
I SENTENCE YOU
TO PRISON FOR TWO
CONSECUTIVE LIFE TERMS
OR AT LEAS
UNTIL THE DROUGHT ENDS.
WOW!
TAKE GOOD CARE
OF MAX,
WON'T YA, PETE?
I'LL TREAT HIM
LIKE MY OWN SON,
ONLY BETTER.
SO LONG, SON.
BE SURE TO WASH
BEHIND YER EARS,
AND EAT YOUR BROCCOLI.
SURE THING, DAD.
WELL, THIS ISN'
ALL THAT BAD.
COULD USE SOME CURTAINS,
A FEW DOILIES,
AND MAYBE A LITTLE CHINTZ
HERE 'N' THERE.
BED'S NICE
SO LONG AS YA DON'
NEED TA SLEEP ON IT.
WELL, LOOKY HERE.
MY VERY OWN
PERSONAL SINK.
AND ROOM SERVICE
TA BOOT.
A DINNER--
WHOA!
UHHOW DO YA DO?
NAME'S GOOFY.
THAT'S WHAT THE "G"
STANDS FOR.
GUESS WE'RE GONNA BE
ROOMIES.
DID YOU TRY TO TOUCH ME?
DID YOU WANT TO
SHAKE MY HAND?
WERE YOU TRYING TO
SHAKE MY HAND?
I DON'T LIKE PEOPLE
THAT TRY TO SHAKE MY HAND.
WOULD YOU LIKE TO KNOW
WHAT I ONCE DID
TO SOMEONE
WHO SHOOK MY HAND?
'CAUSE I COULD SHOW YOU.
I COULD SHOW YOU RIGHT NOW
VERY EASILY.
OH, THAT'S O.K.
WE'LL HAVE PLENTY OF TIME
TO LEARN ALL ABOUT EACH OTHER.
YES, SIR,
I CAN TELL RIGHT NOW,
WE'RE GONNA BE
THE BES
OF BEST FRIENDS.
I DO NOT LIKE FRIENDS.
DO YOU WANT TO KNOW
WHAT I ONCE DID TO
A FRIEND OF MINE?
HE WAS A FRIEND,
A GOOD FRIEND.
YOU WANNA KNOW?
NO, BUT I BE
THERE WAS SOME SERIOUS
CLEANIN' UP TO DO
AFTERWARDS.
WELL, IF IT'S ALL
THE SAME TO YOU,
I'LL JUST GO
LOOK OUT THE WINDOW HERE.
POOR LITTLE MAX,
'N' POOR LITTLE DAISY.
[SIGHS]
HOW'RE YA HOLDIN' UP,
PETE?
OH, NOT TOO GOOD, GOOF.
YOU NOTICE I'M WEARIN'
A SPECIAL SPONGE SUIT.
DOC SAYS I CAN'
SET FOOT OUT OF THE HOUSE
'LESS I THIS ON,
OR PFFFT--
I DEHYDRATE TO DUST.
OH, BUT THAT'S NO
THE HALF OF IT.
WHY, I LOS
A WHOLE COMPLETE 1/4 POUND
IN THE LAST TWO WEEKS ALONE.
AND I THOUGHT I HAD IT BAD.
I MISS YOU, GOOF.
I MISS YOU, TOO, PETE.
WITH YOU GONE,
I HAD TA HIRE SOMEBODY
TO DUST THE DELPHINIUMS.
TSK, TSK.
AND HOW'S MAX DOIN'?
MAX? MAX WHO?
OH, YEAH! YER KID.
OH, YEAH, HE'S FINE.
HE'S SWELL.
HE EATS A LOT, THOUGH,
DOESN'T HE?
AND DAISY,
MY LITTLE DAFFODIL?
I'M AFRAID SHE'S GONE
TO THAT BIG COMPOST HEAP
IN THE SKY, GOOFER.
WELL, I'D LOVE TO STAY
AND CHEW THE FAT, PAL,
BUT I GO
SOME READY-MIX MUD
COMIN' IN THIS AFTERNOON.
OH, THAT'S O.K.
WE'RE TAKIN'
THE PRISON PICTURES
TODAY.
AIN'T LIFE GRAND?
SEE YA, PAL,
SAME TIME NEXT YEAR.
POOR, POOR LITTLE DAISY.
IT'S ALL MY FAULT.
ARE YOU TALKIN' TO ME?
ARE YOU TALKIN' TO ME?
BECAUSE IF YOU'RE NO
TALKIN' TO ME,
YOU MUST BE TALKIN'
TO YOURSELF AND I--
DON'T TELL ME.
YOU DON'T LIKE PEOPLE
WHO TALK TO THEMSELVES.
IT'S GUYS LIKE HIM WHO
GIVE PRISONS A BAD NAME.
MAX: MAKING RAIN
FOR FUN AND PROFIT.
BEGINNER'S GUIDE
TO RAINMAKING.
HOW TO MAKE RAIN FALL
MAINLY ON THE PLAIN.
DO YOU SEE ONE ON
SERIOUS BACK INJURIES?
"PREHISTORIC MAN
BELIEVED RAIN
COULD BE PRODUCED
BY SACRIFICING
A VALUABLE POSSESSION
OF ONE'S FORBEARER."
WHAT'S YOUR FORBEARER'S
MOST VALUABLE POSSESSION,
PEEJ?
UH
HIS FISHING GEAR.
BINGO!
I DON'T KNOW
ABOUT THIS, MAX.
NOW, LOOK,
I'M A REASONABLE MAN.
IF YOU'LL ANSWER
ONE QUESTION,
I'LL REDUCE YOUR
TWO LIFE SENTENCES
BY HALF.
THAT'S REAL GENEROUS OF YA,
YOUR ROYAL JUDGYNESS.
WHAT DID YOU DO
WITH ALL THE WATER?
WHERE ARE YOU
HOARDING IT?
WELL, IT'S, UM
HERBETITUS DUSTEROSIS,
WITH A SIDE ORDER
OF ADVANCED GASTRIC
DEHYDROFICATION
OF THE HYDROPHOSPHATE
GLAND.
BUT DON'T TELL A SOUL
I TOLD YOU SO.
UH, TO BE HONESTLY HONEST,
I HONESTLY DON'T KNOW
WHAT HAPPENED TO IT.
PERHAPS IT WOULD
REFRESH YOUR MEMORY
IF WE WEN
TO YOUR HOME
TOGETHER.
FISHIN' POLE.
FISHIN' POLE.
TACKLE BOX.
TACKLE BOX.
AW, MAX, I'M GONNA
GET GROUNDED FOR A YEAR.
PEEJ, WHERE'D YA GO?
I'M DOWN HERE, MAX.
YOU O.K.?
OH, YEAH. THIS RUSTY
METAL PIPE BROKE MY FALL.
WHY'S THAT PIPE
RUNNIN' FROM OUR
WATER METER
TO YOUR WATER METER?
HEY, WHAT'S THA
SUPPOSED TO MEAN, MAX,
HUH?
ARE YOU SUGGESTING
MY DAD'D DO SOMETHING
UNETHICAL OR DISHONEST?
FOR THE SAKE
OF OUR FRIENDSHIP,
DON'T ANSWER THAT.
GET A SHOVEL, PEEJ.
WE'RE GONNA DIG MY DAD
OUT OF THE MESS HE'S IN.
ON MY HONOR, YOUR HONOR,
I WASN'T WASTIN' ANY WATER.
I KNOW YOU'RE
HIDIN' IT HERE SOMEWHERE.
ALL THAT WATER,
AND YOU COULDN'
EVEN TAKE CARE OF
ONE INNOCEN
LITTLE FLOWER?
OH, IF THERE'S
ANYTHING WORSE
THAN SOMEONE
WHO WASTES WATER,
IT'S SOMEONE
WHO MISTREATS PLANTS.
O.K., DUDE,
TURN IT BACK ON.
YOU THINK IT OUGHTA BE
SWELLIN' UP LIKE THAT, MAX?
HEAD FOR THE HILLS!
SHE'S GONNA BLOW!
WHY, IT'S RAININ'!
GUESS THAT MEANS
I'M FREE
DOESN'T IT?
HOW CAN IT BE RAININ'
WHEN THE SUN IS SHININ'?
WELL, IT'S EITHER
REALLY THIN CLOUDS,
OR THERE'S SOMETHING
DOWNRIGHT PECULIAR GOIN' ON.
SHUT IT OFF, PEEJ!
DON'T YOU CHILDREN
KNOW THERE'S A DROUGHT?
DAD!
MAXIE!
AND WHAT HAVE WE HERE?
WHAT'S ALL THIS RACKET?
AND WHAT HAPPENED
TO MY FISHIN' GEAR,
AND--HELLO, JUDGE.
I SEE YOU'VE MANAGED
TO GROW A VERY LUSH GARDEN
IN WHAT WAS A VERY
SERIOUS DROUGHT!
UH, WHAT? THESE?
WEEDS.
NOTHIN' BUT WEEDS.
SPRING UP LIKE CRAZY.
CAN'T KEEP UP WITH 'EM.
I HATE PLANTS,
I HATE 'EM WITH A PASSION.
DIRTY THINGS.
OOH, YUCK-O.
THEY GE
ALL KINDS OF BUGS
WITH 'EM.
OUGHT TO BE
OUTLAWED.
PERSONALLY,
I PREFER DIRT,
GOOD OL'
DROUGHT-TOLERATIN' DIRT.
EASY TO CARE FOR.
NEVER ANY TROUBLE
WITH DIRT. OH, NO!
"SMILIN' SAM INDICTED
FOR MAIL FRAUD,
OPERATIN' A SCAM
WITHOUT A LICENSE,
AND SELLIN' OVERPRICED
USED SEEDS."
REMEMBER,
YOU HAVE TO MAKE THAT WATER
LAST AND LAST AND LAST!
OF ALL THE CRUMFRITTERIN',
GRIMBLEFRAMMIN' BAD LUCK
A GUY COULD HAVE--
ARE YOU GRUMBLIN' AT ME?
DID I HEAR YOU GRUMBLIN'?
WAS THAT YOU GRUMBLIN'?
I DON'T LIKE PEOPLE
WHO GRUMBLE.
YOU WERE GRUMBLIN'.
DON'T GRUMBLE.