Gravity s01e04 Episode Script
Old People Creep Me Out
Previously on "Gravity" Meet Robert Coingsworth, your new buddy If I have to sell another makeup thingy, I'm gonna kill myself.
Oh, wait.
I already tried that last week.
It was my father's office.
My mother wants it to stay just the way it was.
Whatever you normally do, do the opposite.
Christian Miller Just call me Miller.
Please have a seat, Miller.
Miller: Lily.
Aah! It's okay.
Don't you knock? All right, open them.
Huh? How did you find me here? You want the truth or the lie? Where's Lily? I don't know.
You're her buddy.
When's the last time you spoke to her? I saw her last night.
I'm sure she's fine.
If I ever go missing, I want everybody to come looking for me.
Dogg, you've never even seen my apartment.
Uh, let's just start without Lily for now, okay, See if she turns up.
Sissy: Giving the finger to blind people is not very nice Or regular, uh, unblind people, for that matter.
Are you angry, adam? Jim: Of course he's angry.
Look at him.
I don't get it.
I teach warring nations How to talk to each other, for christ's sake.
Then why can't you talk to your own son? [ sighs .]
we play golf every week.
Talking's not allowed there, I thought.
Boundaries, discipline, and his meds.
I don't want to take those pills.
I want a dog.
If I poke my eyes out, can I have a dog? [ clears throat .]
[ car bell dinging .]
[ sighs .]
Your door's open.
What? [ dinging continues .]
Must be the trunk.
[ sighs .]
[ door closes .]
Jesus christ.
Uh, call 911! What? Get back in the car! Get back in the car! [ breathes heavily .]
Oh, adam.
[ flatline .]
Dogg: Adam.
Adam.
Suicide is the ultimate selfish act.
We need to give back.
So tomorrow we're going to the elmhurst senior citizens home.
We're gonna give to them in any way we can.
What are you gonna do? Get a facial.
Just worry about what you're going to do.
[ cellphone ringing .]
[ beep .]
[ clears throat .]
yeah? Man: Uh, Mr.
Miller? This call is being recorded.
It is an attempt to collect a debt.
Um, I had asked you guys to only contact me through the mail.
So it's actually illegal for you to continue to call me.
We haven't gotten anything in writing to stop the calls.
You promised to honor this debt, And you are clearly not a man of your word.
Let me ask you a question.
Did you throw your coffee cup away In the recycling trash this morning? What I do has no bearing on your issue.
Yeah, well, see, it sort of does.
Because by not recycling your coffee cup, You're participating in the murder Of 5 billion people worldwide.
That's just a little bit worse than me being 169 dollars late To discerna bank, don't you think? So, you might want to be man enough To take responsibility for your own shortcomings Before you come questioning mine, okay? All right.
Have a nice day.
Bye-bye.
[ beep .]
Hey, Dogg.
You need some help? No, I don't.
You know, I-I just I'm don't have a good feeling about Lily.
Do you think we should call the police, or Look, it's not cool she blew off the group.
But calling the police would be premature.
You have a good day.
Hey, Robert.
Detective Miller.
You gave me an eye exam the other day.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
Hi.
How are you? You look agitated.
No, I'm okay.
I'm just a little worried about Lily.
She didn't show up at group and she didn't call.
Huh.
You haven't seen Or heard from her today, have you? No, no.
You want to go find her? Let's take your car.
I mean, as long as you're over Needing to drive off cliffs, you know.
Lily? You in there? [ doorbell rings .]
Isn't this illegal? I mean, don't you need a search warrant? Not if someone's suicidal Or my friend.
Lily? Lily? [ black meows .]
Hey, black.
[ black meows .]
I know, honey.
Lily? Come on.
Let's check in her store.
She found a space? Yeah.
Come on.
So, are you and Lily just friends, or It's complicated.
What, did you guys do it already? Is she in there? You know, most people, They'll escape to a place they like, right? But not Lily.
Before we go to her father's place, I know another place she despises.
[ scoffs .]
Lily.
Welcome to the department store.
[ chuckling .]
may I help you? Um [chuckles.]
did somebody die? No, you didn't show up at group.
You didn't call.
I'm your buddy.
And How did this happen? You want the truth or the lie? I was checking up on you after group, And I bumped into this guy, and we were concerned.
So, uh, Dogg gave us an assignment at group.
We have to go to a senior citizens home And give them a personal gift a piece of ourselves.
Are you in? I love old people.
[ chuckles .]
okay.
Uh, I'll see you there? Yeah, I-I have I have patients.
See you later.
You okay? I appreciate you guys coming to look for me.
I woke up angry.
I just needed to not deal.
It's about to get worse.
[ clears throat .]
thank you.
Diego didn't know the right way to talk to people Who he owed money to, So, unfortunately, they didn't leave him much of a face.
I want to see it.
[ scoffs .]
no, you don't.
Yes, I do.
[ sighs .]
Close it.
Very poetic, Lily.
But don't get any ideas, okay? You're definitely not gonna meet this guy in heaven.
He's going to the other place for sure.
[ voice breaking .]
just leave me alone.
[ sighs .]
Hi, darling.
I was in the neighborhood, And I found another gorgeous beagle.
I'm working, mother.
I'm working here.
You can't just show up without calling, and I'm a doctor.
I'm not taking any more stray-dog statues.
watch my mama strugglin' [ chuckles .]
Hi.
My name is Carla.
Hot out of the oven.
Oh, thanks, honey.
I put pot in it.
Wait.
What, what? W-what did you put in it? What? What? Okay, look, honey.
Look, I-I fully support helping you change your whatever, But pot? Where did you even get it? From the nice blacks in harlem.
Well, take it back to them.
Okay, ladies, gents, listen up.
Some of these people are infirm and fragile.
You're to treat them with respect, love, and dignity.
What do you call a guy Who has a penis so big It got stuck in a vise? Hmm? Lucky.
That's me.
Man: We got special visitors in the cafeteria.
Come on.
[ chuckles .]
[ clicks tongue .]
[ cellphone beeps .]
[ beep .]
[ beep .]
I'm sorry, Miller, the rules of the trust are explicit.
You're not to know the source of the funds, And under no circumstances can you take out More than your monthly allowance.
I'm not asking more.
I'm asking for an advance.
It's impossible.
I'm sorry.
Mrs.
Talbot: Betsy, is that you? No, Mrs.
Talbot.
I'm shawna, and this is adam.
No, I want Betsy.
Yeah, well, I want a lamborghini.
[ mutters .]
Well, what is this? What, are you, like, married or something? Hah.
"hah"? "hah"? You know, kiddo, You would be lucky to have her.
My calvin bless him he was my whole life.
He adored me.
He couldn't keep his hands off of me.
Oh, wow.
And, you know, he was 30 years younger than I was.
Just like in that movie "harold and mud.
" "Maude.
" That's my favorite movie.
That's my favorite movie.
Well, it's mine mine and calvin's.
It's our favorite movie.
So, what happens now? Now, you, uh I know.
You're here to entertain me.
So, go ahead.
Entertain me.
No puppet shows, please.
No bubble baths.
Just I Actually, you know what? It's funny that you mentioned "harold and maude" Because we have prepared a scene from that film For your viewing pleasure.
Yep.
That's great! I love it! Go for it! Uh [exhales sharply.]
[ chuckles .]
okay.
Thank you for coming with me, maude.
I hate funerals.
Oh, harold, I I love funerals.
I-I can't wait to go to heaven And see all the people that I miss so much.
Well, uh Don't go yet, maude.
Why not, harold? Because WeHaven'tKissed yet.
Kiss her.
Grab her tits.
Do something.
So, you think she really thought that was from the movie? Um, does it really matter? [ cellphone ringing .]
thank you.
[ beep .]
So, when you were little, Is this what you wanted to grow up and be? Man: Mr.
Miller.
Yeah.
This call is being recorded.
It is an attempt to collect a debt.
So so, this was your dream to grow up and work for A conglomerate legal lone-sharking bank And harass people that can no longer afford To pay for the crack that you got them hooked on.
You owe us 179.
65 dollars.
If you do not pay it in full Okay, you fucks arbitrarily raised my interest From 7% to 29% When I had a completely perfect payment history.
If you read the contract, you'll see you agreed to pay this Oh, wait, wait.
I'm so sorry.
I-I apologize.
You know what I think happened? This is just a total misunderstanding.
It sounds like you didn't get that check that I sent you.
I sent it like a year ago.
Did you get that? How much was it for? 750 billion dollars.
You mean the check we repaid with interest six months ago? No, no, no, no.
About a year ago, I sent out a 750 billion dollars bailout check, And you cunts were in for like a 25 billion dollars chunk of that.
That was my taxpayer money, see? That was my check.
Right.
We repaid that with interest six months ago.
We keep our word.
You haven't kept yours.
Do some research before you come with that tired line.
[ beep .]
Yeah, well, touché, cocksucker.
Honey, you can put 5 pounds of makeup on me, But at least when people look at me, they know who I am.
There's a message in there, right? You know I'm almost dead, right? We're all almost dead.
As long as you can say "almost," you might as well live.
I got lucky for a lifetime make-believe came true You have glaucoma, ed.
Yep.
[ chuckles .]
How's your eyesight? Deteriorating.
Are you okay? Yeah, I'm great.
Why? You look unsettled.
Well, I had an argument with my mother.
Whatever it was about, be nice to her.
I am.
Be nicer.
You'll always wish you had been.
Hmm.
Um [clears throat .]
what does this smell like? Chocolate.
And this one? Hey, is there a jason davis that works on this floor? Uh, over there in the corner.
Thank you so much.
Jason: Well, thank you, sir.
Please try to get us that payment Just as soon as possible, all right? Thanks a lot.
Bye-bye.
Jason? Hi.
Detective christian Miller.
It's so nice to meet you in person.
Oh, no.
Check your e-mail.
Why? Just check it.
I check your fucking e-mail.
What the - I Really? Really? I don't judge anybody, really, except fucking kids Not cool.
Really not.
Do you have any idea what they do to pedophiles who prey on young boys in prison? What, are you what, are you kidding me? That's not mine.
See, the problem is, it's been open on your computer Past the amount of time "reasonably required" To delete a piece of objectionable viral content Received without solicitation.
So, legally It is yours.
No, but they can't they can't I mean J-jason, by the time you straighten it all out with the judge, You're definitely gonna at least spend, What, like a weekend in the tombs at rikers island.
You know what's gonna happen there? What? A group of really big, really muscular black men Are gonna join forces on just this one occasion With some, like, tatted-up, gnarly skinheads, And they're gonna bend you over a table, Hold you down, and take turns Pounding you with their massive h.
I.
V.
Cocks All into you All into you, all into you, all into you, all into you.
[ sighs .]
Or I can offer you door number 2 no pun intended And in an unparalleled act of random kindness, You bring up my account.
You bring up my account.
M-Miller.
[ keyboard keys clacking .]
That's it.
Okay.
Yeah.
Now, you delete that with the same enthusiasm That I just deleted that other ungodly scenario From your future.
Look, uh from your future.
No, I-I could get in a lot of trouble if I do that, you know? I could get but that little boy that was on there Shall we bring him back? No! No, no.
Delete.
Shit.
[ key slams .]
Did that feel good? Great.
Did that feel good? Okay.
Bring up the account of that guy you were talking to when I came in.
Bring that person up.
Ben? Benjamin green? Yeah.
And how much does he owe you? 352 dollars.
Delete.
[ sighs .]
[ key slams .]
Talk about serious karma fucking reversal.
Okay.
Thank you very much for clearing my karma.
I just had an idea.
I did, jason.
I had an idea.
What? Harlem the whole zip code.
Say, "loka samasta sukino bhavantu" while you do it.
It's an ancient sanskrit chant beloved by yogis for centuries.
Loka loka Samasta Samasta Delete while you're doing it.
Really? While you delete, you say it.
Loka Samasta Samasta Sukino Sukino Bhavantu.
Bhavantu? Namaste.
UnoDos TresCuatro CincoSeis SieteOcho.
Hips.
My glaucoma is gone! I can see clear with my [ muffled .]
my glaucoma's gone! Okay, everybody with me? [ speaking spanish .]
[ indistinct conversations .]
Oh, you want to race.
Okay, guys.
One, two Ready Tres Set Go! CincoSeis One more time.
Ughh! Ruff, ruff, ruff! Cuatro.
You're bad.
What do you mean? [ laughs .]
Turn, turn, turn.
Damn, them brownies were good.
Mmm.
[ Lily laughs .]
I can't believe you don't have the munchies.
I'm dying for cookies and milk.
Wait a minute.
Wait a minute.
[ giggles .]
I'm seeing your apartment.
What? I'm I'm seeing a white shaggy rug In front of the white sofa.
[ chuckles .]
And a presence that doesn't go with it.
It's it'sA black cat.
Wait.
[ black meowing .]
How did you I was here before.
What are you talking about? With Miller, you know, when we were looking for you.
There he is.
Hi, black.
[ meows .]
She doesn't like me.
You came inside my apartment? Yeah.
Miller broke in.
What the fuck? Cop or not, you can't just break into somebody's apartment! Well, I don't think he makes a habit out of it.
He was worried.
Hey, I was really worried about you.
I'm sorry.
At group, I have to think.
I just wanted to go somewhere where II could blank out.
Am I still stoned from the brownies, Or are you strangely close to my face? Both.
Promise me that you'll never disappear again.
I promise.
I'm so glad we decided to just be friends.
Friends is major, and you're my only one.
ThatMeans a lot to me.
'cause my old friend isn't here anymore.
Since she's been gone, it's been so hard for me To be open to finding a new one.
I'm gonna go now Pal.
Okay.
Goodbye, comrade.
[ door closes .]
[ cellphone ringing .]
[ beep .]
Miller.
Woman: Hello.
You have been pre-approved for a new credit card From allied bank of wisconsin With a 10,000 dollars credit limit.
All you need to do is call us back right away at [ beep .]
Water on my eyes and flowers by my bedside, heart shapes in the sky make me come untied.
Oh, don't wake me, I'm all right.
Today I'm faking.
Yeah, that's me in my dream.
Don't wake me I think I found a way, you see and let myself go crazy in my dream.
Oh, please, don't wake me.
No.
Oh, wait.
I already tried that last week.
It was my father's office.
My mother wants it to stay just the way it was.
Whatever you normally do, do the opposite.
Christian Miller Just call me Miller.
Please have a seat, Miller.
Miller: Lily.
Aah! It's okay.
Don't you knock? All right, open them.
Huh? How did you find me here? You want the truth or the lie? Where's Lily? I don't know.
You're her buddy.
When's the last time you spoke to her? I saw her last night.
I'm sure she's fine.
If I ever go missing, I want everybody to come looking for me.
Dogg, you've never even seen my apartment.
Uh, let's just start without Lily for now, okay, See if she turns up.
Sissy: Giving the finger to blind people is not very nice Or regular, uh, unblind people, for that matter.
Are you angry, adam? Jim: Of course he's angry.
Look at him.
I don't get it.
I teach warring nations How to talk to each other, for christ's sake.
Then why can't you talk to your own son? [ sighs .]
we play golf every week.
Talking's not allowed there, I thought.
Boundaries, discipline, and his meds.
I don't want to take those pills.
I want a dog.
If I poke my eyes out, can I have a dog? [ clears throat .]
[ car bell dinging .]
[ sighs .]
Your door's open.
What? [ dinging continues .]
Must be the trunk.
[ sighs .]
[ door closes .]
Jesus christ.
Uh, call 911! What? Get back in the car! Get back in the car! [ breathes heavily .]
Oh, adam.
[ flatline .]
Dogg: Adam.
Adam.
Suicide is the ultimate selfish act.
We need to give back.
So tomorrow we're going to the elmhurst senior citizens home.
We're gonna give to them in any way we can.
What are you gonna do? Get a facial.
Just worry about what you're going to do.
[ cellphone ringing .]
[ beep .]
[ clears throat .]
yeah? Man: Uh, Mr.
Miller? This call is being recorded.
It is an attempt to collect a debt.
Um, I had asked you guys to only contact me through the mail.
So it's actually illegal for you to continue to call me.
We haven't gotten anything in writing to stop the calls.
You promised to honor this debt, And you are clearly not a man of your word.
Let me ask you a question.
Did you throw your coffee cup away In the recycling trash this morning? What I do has no bearing on your issue.
Yeah, well, see, it sort of does.
Because by not recycling your coffee cup, You're participating in the murder Of 5 billion people worldwide.
That's just a little bit worse than me being 169 dollars late To discerna bank, don't you think? So, you might want to be man enough To take responsibility for your own shortcomings Before you come questioning mine, okay? All right.
Have a nice day.
Bye-bye.
[ beep .]
Hey, Dogg.
You need some help? No, I don't.
You know, I-I just I'm don't have a good feeling about Lily.
Do you think we should call the police, or Look, it's not cool she blew off the group.
But calling the police would be premature.
You have a good day.
Hey, Robert.
Detective Miller.
You gave me an eye exam the other day.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
Hi.
How are you? You look agitated.
No, I'm okay.
I'm just a little worried about Lily.
She didn't show up at group and she didn't call.
Huh.
You haven't seen Or heard from her today, have you? No, no.
You want to go find her? Let's take your car.
I mean, as long as you're over Needing to drive off cliffs, you know.
Lily? You in there? [ doorbell rings .]
Isn't this illegal? I mean, don't you need a search warrant? Not if someone's suicidal Or my friend.
Lily? Lily? [ black meows .]
Hey, black.
[ black meows .]
I know, honey.
Lily? Come on.
Let's check in her store.
She found a space? Yeah.
Come on.
So, are you and Lily just friends, or It's complicated.
What, did you guys do it already? Is she in there? You know, most people, They'll escape to a place they like, right? But not Lily.
Before we go to her father's place, I know another place she despises.
[ scoffs .]
Lily.
Welcome to the department store.
[ chuckling .]
may I help you? Um [chuckles.]
did somebody die? No, you didn't show up at group.
You didn't call.
I'm your buddy.
And How did this happen? You want the truth or the lie? I was checking up on you after group, And I bumped into this guy, and we were concerned.
So, uh, Dogg gave us an assignment at group.
We have to go to a senior citizens home And give them a personal gift a piece of ourselves.
Are you in? I love old people.
[ chuckles .]
okay.
Uh, I'll see you there? Yeah, I-I have I have patients.
See you later.
You okay? I appreciate you guys coming to look for me.
I woke up angry.
I just needed to not deal.
It's about to get worse.
[ clears throat .]
thank you.
Diego didn't know the right way to talk to people Who he owed money to, So, unfortunately, they didn't leave him much of a face.
I want to see it.
[ scoffs .]
no, you don't.
Yes, I do.
[ sighs .]
Close it.
Very poetic, Lily.
But don't get any ideas, okay? You're definitely not gonna meet this guy in heaven.
He's going to the other place for sure.
[ voice breaking .]
just leave me alone.
[ sighs .]
Hi, darling.
I was in the neighborhood, And I found another gorgeous beagle.
I'm working, mother.
I'm working here.
You can't just show up without calling, and I'm a doctor.
I'm not taking any more stray-dog statues.
watch my mama strugglin' [ chuckles .]
Hi.
My name is Carla.
Hot out of the oven.
Oh, thanks, honey.
I put pot in it.
Wait.
What, what? W-what did you put in it? What? What? Okay, look, honey.
Look, I-I fully support helping you change your whatever, But pot? Where did you even get it? From the nice blacks in harlem.
Well, take it back to them.
Okay, ladies, gents, listen up.
Some of these people are infirm and fragile.
You're to treat them with respect, love, and dignity.
What do you call a guy Who has a penis so big It got stuck in a vise? Hmm? Lucky.
That's me.
Man: We got special visitors in the cafeteria.
Come on.
[ chuckles .]
[ clicks tongue .]
[ cellphone beeps .]
[ beep .]
[ beep .]
I'm sorry, Miller, the rules of the trust are explicit.
You're not to know the source of the funds, And under no circumstances can you take out More than your monthly allowance.
I'm not asking more.
I'm asking for an advance.
It's impossible.
I'm sorry.
Mrs.
Talbot: Betsy, is that you? No, Mrs.
Talbot.
I'm shawna, and this is adam.
No, I want Betsy.
Yeah, well, I want a lamborghini.
[ mutters .]
Well, what is this? What, are you, like, married or something? Hah.
"hah"? "hah"? You know, kiddo, You would be lucky to have her.
My calvin bless him he was my whole life.
He adored me.
He couldn't keep his hands off of me.
Oh, wow.
And, you know, he was 30 years younger than I was.
Just like in that movie "harold and mud.
" "Maude.
" That's my favorite movie.
That's my favorite movie.
Well, it's mine mine and calvin's.
It's our favorite movie.
So, what happens now? Now, you, uh I know.
You're here to entertain me.
So, go ahead.
Entertain me.
No puppet shows, please.
No bubble baths.
Just I Actually, you know what? It's funny that you mentioned "harold and maude" Because we have prepared a scene from that film For your viewing pleasure.
Yep.
That's great! I love it! Go for it! Uh [exhales sharply.]
[ chuckles .]
okay.
Thank you for coming with me, maude.
I hate funerals.
Oh, harold, I I love funerals.
I-I can't wait to go to heaven And see all the people that I miss so much.
Well, uh Don't go yet, maude.
Why not, harold? Because WeHaven'tKissed yet.
Kiss her.
Grab her tits.
Do something.
So, you think she really thought that was from the movie? Um, does it really matter? [ cellphone ringing .]
thank you.
[ beep .]
So, when you were little, Is this what you wanted to grow up and be? Man: Mr.
Miller.
Yeah.
This call is being recorded.
It is an attempt to collect a debt.
So so, this was your dream to grow up and work for A conglomerate legal lone-sharking bank And harass people that can no longer afford To pay for the crack that you got them hooked on.
You owe us 179.
65 dollars.
If you do not pay it in full Okay, you fucks arbitrarily raised my interest From 7% to 29% When I had a completely perfect payment history.
If you read the contract, you'll see you agreed to pay this Oh, wait, wait.
I'm so sorry.
I-I apologize.
You know what I think happened? This is just a total misunderstanding.
It sounds like you didn't get that check that I sent you.
I sent it like a year ago.
Did you get that? How much was it for? 750 billion dollars.
You mean the check we repaid with interest six months ago? No, no, no, no.
About a year ago, I sent out a 750 billion dollars bailout check, And you cunts were in for like a 25 billion dollars chunk of that.
That was my taxpayer money, see? That was my check.
Right.
We repaid that with interest six months ago.
We keep our word.
You haven't kept yours.
Do some research before you come with that tired line.
[ beep .]
Yeah, well, touché, cocksucker.
Honey, you can put 5 pounds of makeup on me, But at least when people look at me, they know who I am.
There's a message in there, right? You know I'm almost dead, right? We're all almost dead.
As long as you can say "almost," you might as well live.
I got lucky for a lifetime make-believe came true You have glaucoma, ed.
Yep.
[ chuckles .]
How's your eyesight? Deteriorating.
Are you okay? Yeah, I'm great.
Why? You look unsettled.
Well, I had an argument with my mother.
Whatever it was about, be nice to her.
I am.
Be nicer.
You'll always wish you had been.
Hmm.
Um [clears throat .]
what does this smell like? Chocolate.
And this one? Hey, is there a jason davis that works on this floor? Uh, over there in the corner.
Thank you so much.
Jason: Well, thank you, sir.
Please try to get us that payment Just as soon as possible, all right? Thanks a lot.
Bye-bye.
Jason? Hi.
Detective christian Miller.
It's so nice to meet you in person.
Oh, no.
Check your e-mail.
Why? Just check it.
I check your fucking e-mail.
What the - I Really? Really? I don't judge anybody, really, except fucking kids Not cool.
Really not.
Do you have any idea what they do to pedophiles who prey on young boys in prison? What, are you what, are you kidding me? That's not mine.
See, the problem is, it's been open on your computer Past the amount of time "reasonably required" To delete a piece of objectionable viral content Received without solicitation.
So, legally It is yours.
No, but they can't they can't I mean J-jason, by the time you straighten it all out with the judge, You're definitely gonna at least spend, What, like a weekend in the tombs at rikers island.
You know what's gonna happen there? What? A group of really big, really muscular black men Are gonna join forces on just this one occasion With some, like, tatted-up, gnarly skinheads, And they're gonna bend you over a table, Hold you down, and take turns Pounding you with their massive h.
I.
V.
Cocks All into you All into you, all into you, all into you, all into you.
[ sighs .]
Or I can offer you door number 2 no pun intended And in an unparalleled act of random kindness, You bring up my account.
You bring up my account.
M-Miller.
[ keyboard keys clacking .]
That's it.
Okay.
Yeah.
Now, you delete that with the same enthusiasm That I just deleted that other ungodly scenario From your future.
Look, uh from your future.
No, I-I could get in a lot of trouble if I do that, you know? I could get but that little boy that was on there Shall we bring him back? No! No, no.
Delete.
Shit.
[ key slams .]
Did that feel good? Great.
Did that feel good? Okay.
Bring up the account of that guy you were talking to when I came in.
Bring that person up.
Ben? Benjamin green? Yeah.
And how much does he owe you? 352 dollars.
Delete.
[ sighs .]
[ key slams .]
Talk about serious karma fucking reversal.
Okay.
Thank you very much for clearing my karma.
I just had an idea.
I did, jason.
I had an idea.
What? Harlem the whole zip code.
Say, "loka samasta sukino bhavantu" while you do it.
It's an ancient sanskrit chant beloved by yogis for centuries.
Loka loka Samasta Samasta Delete while you're doing it.
Really? While you delete, you say it.
Loka Samasta Samasta Sukino Sukino Bhavantu.
Bhavantu? Namaste.
UnoDos TresCuatro CincoSeis SieteOcho.
Hips.
My glaucoma is gone! I can see clear with my [ muffled .]
my glaucoma's gone! Okay, everybody with me? [ speaking spanish .]
[ indistinct conversations .]
Oh, you want to race.
Okay, guys.
One, two Ready Tres Set Go! CincoSeis One more time.
Ughh! Ruff, ruff, ruff! Cuatro.
You're bad.
What do you mean? [ laughs .]
Turn, turn, turn.
Damn, them brownies were good.
Mmm.
[ Lily laughs .]
I can't believe you don't have the munchies.
I'm dying for cookies and milk.
Wait a minute.
Wait a minute.
[ giggles .]
I'm seeing your apartment.
What? I'm I'm seeing a white shaggy rug In front of the white sofa.
[ chuckles .]
And a presence that doesn't go with it.
It's it'sA black cat.
Wait.
[ black meowing .]
How did you I was here before.
What are you talking about? With Miller, you know, when we were looking for you.
There he is.
Hi, black.
[ meows .]
She doesn't like me.
You came inside my apartment? Yeah.
Miller broke in.
What the fuck? Cop or not, you can't just break into somebody's apartment! Well, I don't think he makes a habit out of it.
He was worried.
Hey, I was really worried about you.
I'm sorry.
At group, I have to think.
I just wanted to go somewhere where II could blank out.
Am I still stoned from the brownies, Or are you strangely close to my face? Both.
Promise me that you'll never disappear again.
I promise.
I'm so glad we decided to just be friends.
Friends is major, and you're my only one.
ThatMeans a lot to me.
'cause my old friend isn't here anymore.
Since she's been gone, it's been so hard for me To be open to finding a new one.
I'm gonna go now Pal.
Okay.
Goodbye, comrade.
[ door closes .]
[ cellphone ringing .]
[ beep .]
Miller.
Woman: Hello.
You have been pre-approved for a new credit card From allied bank of wisconsin With a 10,000 dollars credit limit.
All you need to do is call us back right away at [ beep .]
Water on my eyes and flowers by my bedside, heart shapes in the sky make me come untied.
Oh, don't wake me, I'm all right.
Today I'm faking.
Yeah, that's me in my dream.
Don't wake me I think I found a way, you see and let myself go crazy in my dream.
Oh, please, don't wake me.
No.