Great Teacher Onizuka (GTO) (1999) s01e17 Episode Script

Falling for the Great Onizuka

Love song sung For a million people I don't just feel it This street makes me love Easy love! Easy come! Easy go! The future looks more realistic Than we ever imagined Cars don't look they will float In the air anytime soon And today, I get on the subway Like always Silent strangers leave me behind On the streetso then Lonely, lonely, Even in the painful and frail night Lonely, lonely, keep on Giving me your original love Lonely, lonely, longing for you, My life is so cold I decided I won't do What I can't put into words Only she can caress my heart, I want to forget Love me, love me With strong and fragile heart Kiss me, kiss me, I worry in the lonely night Tom is two years old.
Uncle Ben says, "Tom you are very smart.
" When this is translated into English Tom is two years old.
Uncle Ben says, "You are very clever, Tom!" Hey, why is Sakurada teaching from such an easy section? Maybe he is afraid that a certain someone might point out his mistakes if he gives us difficult material.
Teacher! Your translation was a little wrong.
The word "clever" implies "sneaky" and "sly.
" Do you think it's appropriate to use such a word for a two-year-old? Here we go again! In this case, Americans would use the word "smart.
" "You are smart!" You would know at least that much if you watched foreign movies and stuff.
FACULTY ROOM What about Americans?! Don't make fun of me! Sakurada-sensei.
Calm down! II wanted to go abroad and learn English in a native environment! Whoa! But it wasn't that common when I was young.
If you have complaints, take them to the Ministry of Education! He was attacked by Kanzaki's class terrorism.
Poor thing! He's even talking differently.
He usually addresses himself as "me.
" Come on.
How come everyone is so flustered? She's just a kid.
Isn't that right, Fuyutsuki-sensei? Don't talk to me! Fifth period is my turn.
Oh, is that so? SCIENCE LAB 1 So, in summary water is the combination of hydrogen and oxygen.
By performing electrolysis it could be separated into hydrogen and oxygen.
Kanzaki Kikuchi! I don't care why you carry out classroom terrorism.
Hey, are you allowed to switch seats without permission? But keep your hands off of Onizuka! He is nothing like any of the teachers you know.
Are you on his side, Kikuchi? Hard to believe, coming from someone known as the master of bullying a homeroom teacher in Class 2-4.
You successfully drove three teachers out of school! Don't worry.
He's special for me, too.
So I'll treat him special Then let's do an experiment.
Hey, Kikuchi.
Doesn't your head feel clear todaymore than usual? What? It feels like this room is full of oxygen.
Sowhen you put a match closer to the gas extracted in this manner you will find that this is indeed hydrogen.
Someone get a fire extinguisher! Ha ha hawho in the world would do such a bad thing? It's not funny.
It's not funny! It's worse than a joke! Look.
Look at my hair.
Look at my hair! I look like a chihuahua! A chihuahua! How can you laugh? It's definitely a trick played by someone in YOUR class.
I saw oxygen tanks with open valves.
It was intentional! Intentional! Whatwhatwhat are you gonna do, Onizuka-sensei?! II was supposed to go to a Nelton Party.
Nelton! It was going to be my 29th one.
Besides, this time I paid extra for a ticket to go to a Nelton Party with nurses.
It was 25,000 yen.
Hmm Back home my parents have been bugging me to get married! The party might have been my only chance! Are you listening, Onizuka-sensei? Hey.
Right there! Don't laugh! Hmm All right, all right.
I heard you.
What? We already know who did it.
I'll turn her into an obedient, good girl with just one blow! Uh Where are you going, Onizuka-kun? Uh I was going to give an extra-curricular class In that outfit? Wellextra-curricular in the subject of life.
There is this kid whose tricks are a little over the edge It can't be Urumi Kanzaki, can it? Huh? Wellsort of Do you have proof? Proof? What? Have you forgotten what I told you the other day? She is a specially treated student certified by the Ministry of Education.
She is a genius with an IQ of 200! If anything should happen to her, firing you wouldn't be enough! Do the other teachers understand, too? With Urumi Kanzaki we expect all of you to handle her carefully as if caring for a bruise! Kanzaki has been like that since before bullying of a homeroom teacher began in our class.
She's been making a career out of it more than we do.
Besides the fact that she is a specially treated student Kanzaki is kind of hard to approach, even for us.
That's right.
She is kind of scary to get involved with.
When she stopped coming to school I felt relieved, to be honest Hmmm.
I heard from Aizawa a long time ago that she had a traumatic experience.
Tora-uma? (tiger-horse) Is there such an animal? Is this guy imagining something outrageous? He might be So Tora-uma Oops? Huh? Where did she go? Teacher! Hmm! What are you doing? Uh Did you need me? HmmI heard from Kikuchi and his buddies.
What? Youare holding in a huge Tora-uma, aren't you? If that's the case, you should have told me much earlier.
I'm really good at exterminating violent beasts! Teacher do you know what trauma is? Sure! Something like this, right? EIKICHI THEATRE FOR GOOD CHILDREN A rare and violent beast, Tora-uma! BEAST OF TRAUMA (TORA-UMA) TEMPER: VIOLENT Urumi is in a pinch! Oh, no! SPECIAL CHARACTERISTIC: EATS FEMALE STUDENTS Are you serious? Of course! Ahha ha ha.
Teacher, you're the best! Ahha ha ha Hmm? RAMEN Oh, now I understand.
Disgusting! Hah! Since the explanations by Kikuchi and his buddies were a little strange I came to the conclusion that a violent beast is living in your house Butit would be a big problem if such a beast settled in my house.
Wouldn't it? You area nice person.
Well, I'm just doing my job as a teacher But I happen to know that teachers in general don't hesitate to abandon their students in a time of crisis.
Huh? Hey, dummy! Why would I do that? Oh, really? What? Then I'll test it.
One twothree! Ah! Dummy! It hit someone! Bingo! Ummwe're sorry.
Are you O.
? Oops! Punch Perm A gold button Couldcould he be? Young boss.
What? Who the hell are you? Did you do this to our boss? Uh.
NoUmm Yes! I did! I was going to clean up trash in the city! Hey, you stupid! What are you saying! What are you gonna do? Abandon me? Did you call us trash? You brat! I can't believe it! Now, are you scared, young lady? You brat! Stupid! Don't just stand there! Those bastards! Wait! - Whoa! - Help! - Did you see them? - Shit! Where did they go? Phew.
We managed to get away.
It was fun.
In what sense? If we'd made even a minor mistake, we would be at the bottom of Tokyo Bay encased in concrete by now! Since we didn't make a mistake, I don't care.
Unbelievable! I can't hang out with you.
Where are you going? Going home.
Those guys might be hanging out in this area.
If they find me, I might get killed Why should I care? Oh I see Goshmy life expectancy has been shortened.
Teacher I'll kill myself! What? I'm gonna write a suicide note.
What are you doing, Kanzaki? A suicide note: I'm killing myself because Onizuka-sensei hates me now.
Crap! Whoa! Don't kill yourself! If you do, I'll kill you! Farewell to everyone on the planet.
- Do you understand? Stay put! - Hello, everyone in heaven.
I'm joining you today as a new Did I scare you? Of course you did! All right, all right.
I won't abandon you.
So don't ever play this kind of joke on me again.
It's not a joke.
I washalf serious.
What? Every now and then there are nights when I feel so lonely and depressed.
I wonder why someone like me was born into this world.
I even wish I could vanish from this world and pretend that I never existed Stand up, Kanzaki.
When I get negative thoughts like that, it usually means I'm hungry.
Seriously? Yeah.
Also, we were in the middle of eating ramen.
Then I want to eat yakiniku! What? If I can't have it, maybe I'll jump from here Whoa Wowstop it! Wait! Wait a second! Crap! Too many days till payday.
Ah! Teacher, there's some money at your feet! What? Oh, lucky! What? Kanzaki! Whoa! Whoa! Ouch.
Hey, Kanzaki! Are you all right? Whoa! Oh, this is a mannequin! Kanzaki! Oh, crap! Kanzaki! Wake up! She's dead! MURDER BY BUTT BLOW! Chief Detective, what's the weapon? Hmmprobably one big butt blow.
The entire mystery is solved! In the name of my grandpa Please stop committing more crimes! "When we look back it is so admirable all the hard work by our respectable teachers" I happen to know that teachers usually don't hesitate to abandon their students in a time of crisis.
COMING SOON TO THIS THEATRE Whoa! I don't have time to turn this whole thing into a movie! Calm down! Eikichi Onizuka.
22 years old! It's not that she's positively dead! If I rush her to a hospital Hey.
Hmm? Hey, what are you doing? Ah! Wait! Wait! I look like a murder suspect running away from the scene of the crime after being noticed! Well, actually, it's pretty close to that Crap, it's not even funny.
Wait! Ah I've got to do something with this girl this girl this corpse Bury it! What? Bury it? You mean this corpse? That's right.
Somewhere that's not conspicuous.
What about a deep forest near Mt.
Fuji? - The body won't be easily found there.
- At the foot of Mt.
A deep forest near Mt.
What What am I doing? I look just like a murderer on the Saturday Night Movie.
Wake up! Wake up, Eikichi Onizuka.
22 years old! You're a teacher! Do you think it's right for a teacher to bury a student? That's right.
Help her! It may not be too late! But I've already brought her to a forest.
Hey Ah! I know! CPR! Why didn't I think of it before? All right.
I'm ready.
Eikichi Onizuka.
22 years old.
A bachelor.
Allow me to get going.
Wah! I'll get you! Ah! I'm sorry.
Please cross over peacefully! Hey, could you stop treating me like a dead person? What? Phew.
No matter how it happened, I'm glad you are alive.
It's got to be the power of Mt.
Fuji a spiritual, sacred mountain Attempted murder and abandonment of the corpse.
Here, Kanzaki! Go ahead and order whatever you want to eat! I wanta genie in a lamp.
A genie? Is there such a thing? Don't you know? You rub a lamp like this and say something like, "Rah-ri-pap-pah.
" Then it appears and says, "Aye-aye, Master.
" It's a fairy tale a malevolent deity who makes whatever you wish for come true.
You're not saying you want me to be Yes, thank you.
All right? You must be joking! Why should I About 10 years in prison for attempted murder and abandonment of a corpse Like "Rah-ri-pap-pah!" Genie! Come out if you don't want to go to prison! Pah-pa-ra-pah! Aye-aye, Master! Cool! So much fun! Hooray! Go, go.
Speed away! Crap! The motorcycle gangs from the area! Rah-ri-pap-pah! Genie! Go past them and speed away! What? Do you want to eat prison food? Ummm Pah-pa-ra-pah! As you wish, Master! Hold on tight! Move over, move over! Here comes a genie! Hey! Don't make light of Kofu Racing! Let's run away! Wait! We're gonna get you guys! Teacher! I've never had such a fun night.
Oh, really? Really.
I swear.
First time in my life! I'm gonna pee in my pants! Don't! Stop somewhere around here.
Now I want to eat sweets from Nagoya.
That's right.
True sweets from Nagoya! Come on! By tomorrow, please.
? Aye-aye, Master.
Kanzaki! Ah, I didn't know Kikuchi's house was nearby.
What did you do to Onizuka? Don-ketsu? Yeah.
What do you think he did, then? He jumped off to rescue you.
Yup! HmmYou know.
He's that kind of a guyOnizuka That kind of a guy What a brave guy to come back! We're gonna kill you this time! Don't make light of Kofu Racing! Uiro! You can't love everyone It's only for the one you love No breaking your faith or doubting Don't you judge or hate? Just stay innocent Am I hurting anyone? My emotion quietly blazes Deep inside my eyes I am so happy that I found you In the infinity of eternal time What is there for me to do? It may be small now But the fire cannot go out A tear is about to drop Hold it back in your chest Live strong every moment Like a single drop of your tear NEXT EPISODE Fujimori.
What? Is this teacher married? She's still not married.
Because it's not tasty right, Miss Fujimori?