Great Teacher Onizuka (GTO) (1999) s01e23 Episode Script

Superstition

Hyakuman nin no tame ni utawareta love song nanka ni Boku wa kantan ni omoi wo kasanetari wa shinai Koi seyo to semeru kono machi no kihon kouzou wa Easy love! Easy come! Easy go! Souzou shiteita yori mo zutto mirai wa genjitsuteki dane Kuruma mo shibaraku sora wo hashiru yotei mo nasasousa Soshite kyou mo chikatetsu ni nori Mukuchi na tanin to machi ni okizari ne Lonely, lonely, setsunakute kowaresouna yoru ni sae Lonely, lonely, kimidake wa original love wo tsuranuite Lonely, lonely, aitakute kogoesouna mainichi ni Kotoba ni dekinai koto wa murini shinai kotoni shita Ano hito dake kokoro no seikantai Wasuretai ne Love me, love me, tsuyoku yowai kokoro Kiss me, kiss me, aseru hitorino yoru FUYUTSUKI Wow! GOTTSUANDESU (It was a really nice meal) Fuyutsuki got a love letter! Oh, good morning.
Nothing has changed.
No one thinks of what I need.
It's a sign of how popular you are.
Onizuka-sensei received some, too.
Great! Are these all mine? I must be popular.
But these are all postcards.
I wasn't sure if I should give these to you and I was holding them until now.
They've accumulated this much.
Cursed chain letters.
Cursed chain letters? Chain letters? TO KUNIO MURAI Yes.
Finally it came to me.
Hmmlet me see.
"This is a cursed chain letter.
"Please send the same letter to 13 people within 24 hours.
"If you don't, bad things will happen to you and your family "one after another.
On the seventh day, death will visit you.
" You have many enemies.
Oh, shut up! It is an interesting trick based on human psychology.
The one who wrote the letter must be a fool.
What? Don't you know the curse of this letter? I've heard it's the reason why Morita, on the soccer team, broke a bone he didn't write the chain letter.
What? Are you serious? Yeah, I've heard that, too.
A student's house burned down after he burned a chain letter.
Wow.
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! I have no choice but to write the letters.
I don't want to be cursed.
What? What are you doing? Don't get caught up in this.
You're just a spectator.
What are you gonna do if I get cursed? Spectator? Oh, these.
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! These are the chain letters that came to me.
233 in total.
Oh, no I can't take this.
You will definitely be cursed, Onizuka.
The curse from the chain letters says you'll die on the seventh day.
Are you serious? When I was playing Kokkuri-san (occult game) you told me that's superstition.
Kokkuri-san and chain letters are different! You talk about curses and haunting.
They aren't real.
They are just superstition.
Superstition.
Ouch, ouch, ouch! Look.
It's the curse! The chain letter's curse has started.
I will be cursed, too.
Don't worry, Murai.
If you send the letters, you won't be cursed.
How could this be a curse? The flame burned my butt.
Ouch! Damn! It hurts.
I wonder how it looks.
DEATH Death?! The curse from the chain letter says you'll die on the seventh day.
Can't, can't be Oh, I'm sorry, Mister.
THIS WEEK'S HOROSCOPE "If you are born under the sign of Leo "you'll get into unexpected trouble.
Money, love, all the worst.
Watch out for accidents.
" I certainly won't have any luck.
Maybe I shouldn't get on my motorcycle this week.
Watch out! As they said, I've been seriously cursed.
See you later.
TO KUNIO MURAI What's this? Hey, Kikuchi.
This morning I received another weird letter.
Like this? You, too? I suspect everyone in this class received it.
Onizuka.
What are you wearing? Isn't it obvious? To ward off evil.
I mean to keep myself away from the chain letter curse.
Just as I thought! It was you! You must be the one who distributed the weird chain letters in this class.
Why do you say that? Well, look at it carefully.
You misspelled "curse.
" You used the character for "spicy.
" MISFORTUNE You're the only one who could make such a mistake.
How do you read it? Spiced? We'll be spiced within seven days? What does it mean? I see.
Even if we eat hot curry or noodle, we won't taste the spice.
I had no choice.
Seriously, I'll be killed by the curse.
How could you, as a teacher, betray your own students? Oh, no.
My left shoulder suddenly feels pain! I feel like something is on it.
It may be the mizuko curse.
Shut up.
I'm telling you, I'm still a virgin.
You made fun of me yesterday.
Just put a magnetic pad on it.
A magnetic pad? Do you think those charms can really take away all the curses? What? If you are doing it, you might as well do it all.
Do it all? Like this.
Is this enough? No, you haven't written on everything yet.
Don't you know the story of Miminashi Hoichi? What?! This place, too? That's right.
Hmm Perfect! Whew I almost became no-Chin (penis) Teacher Onizuka.
Excuse me, could you be a bit more quiet, Onizuka-sen.
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? Oh, wellthis Oh, no, Fuyutsuki.
I can explain.
Go away.
Ouch! SCHOOL INFIRMARY Ouch, ouch! Don't move.
Oh, shit.
I've really been receiving the letter's curse.
Fuyutsuki hates me now.
It's a coincidence.
Coincidence.
When coincidence happens again and again people tend to think there is a special meaning.
It's written in Jung's book.
How could the scar become a death symbol? Look at this.
This character's left side and right side are switched.
That's why it becomes "death" when reflected in a mirror.
Oh, this means I will die on the sixth day if I don't do anything.
Hmm.
No choice.
I can introduce you to a good person.
Good person? Yes, it's the perfect person for you in the current situation.
How do you know this place? Never mind.
This way.
Excuse me.
We are here to ask you to cast away evil.
Eroim essaim, eroim essaim, ekoeko azaraku, ekoeko azaraku Oh, shaman.
I've been waiting for you.
Welcome.
It is a curse! Is he okay? I can see the death sign on his face.
Pulse 460, and blood pressure 400.
Are you still a human being? Isn't it better to go home in Nebula M78 (Ultraman's home)? It's a curse.
A curse from the chain letter.
What could've made him this ill, Kanzaki? Nothing.
We just went to cast out the evil.
I guess it had a negative effect on a person like him who's simpleminded.
I've brought medicine from the infirmary.
If he is sick, he'd better take something.
That's right.
Rather than discussing the curse right now it may be better to lower his blood pressure by giving him Nifedipine.
READ THE INSTRUCTIONS CAREFULLY BEFORE USE.
USE ONLY AS DIRECTED.
If I had this much, I guess something should work.
Idiot.
You took too much Onizuka! Sensei! KICHIJOJI HOSPITAL Hmmm.
How does it look, Doc? Is something wrong with me? Something wrong? With that pulse and blood pressure, you should have been dead.
Anyway, we need to hospitalize you for a few days for observation.
What? Hospitalization? Yes, hospitalization.
Until yesterday I had no problem, but now I'm in the hospital.
That means the curse is getting to me I heard the shadow clearly appeared in the x-ray.
Poor thing.
It's the last stage of cancer, isn't it? He has at most one month I heard he's a teacher.
Anyway, we have to take care of him until he dies.
Teacher? Is it me? No way.
I had no problems until yesterday.
This is Excuse me.
Are you all right, Onizuka-sensei? Onizuka-sensei? Oh, Fuyutsuki-chan.
Life is a temporary existence, isn't it? What's the matter with you, Onizuka-sensei? I'm sorry.
I just panicked.
I've heard I have cancer and only have a month to live.
No way.
It can't be true.
Onizuka.
May I ask you for a little time? He isn't anywhere.
Yeah, he isn't at the hospital, either.
He cleaned up his room.
What was he thinking? He disappeared without a word.
Fuyutsuki-sensei.
Do you know anything? What? Fuyutsuki-sensei! Well What is it? Tell us! As a matter of fact Onizuka-sensei has cancer, I guess.
That's a lie, isn't it? Yesterday, after the diagnosis, he had to be hospitalized.
Onizuka saw his own x-ray There were many white spots around his chest.
How could he know it was cancer? He heard the doctors saying that he wouldn't live long.
No way.
Serves him right.
Who could have imagined it? Oh, I'm sorry.
That a cockroach, which is hard to kill, could die so easily.
Once again, we don't have a homeroom teacher in Class 3-4.
Miyabi, you.
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! What? Is there anything you want to say? Fuyutsuki-sensei! You disappeared without saying good-bye Onizuka-sensei Where did you go? You're nice.
You're big.
Stop it! Drink as much as you want.
This is my farewell party! - He isn't here, is he? - No.
Hey, I can't see.
Sorry.
- He isn't here.
- Hopeless.
All right! Toru, you look good! It's my best! COMPUTER LAB This is Oops.
Oh, tobacco Ouch.
I'm gonna die anyway.
It's a pity to die a virgin.
This time Onizuka! Fuyutsuki! You've made us worry.
Where were you? Leave me alone.
I'm already Don't run away.
You don't die.
You've always cheated death.
If you believe in the cure, it will cure you.
People often say "illness is a state of mind.
" How can you say such a thing like that to a dying man? Look at this.
I've bought a lot of Agaricus mushrooms.
They are good for cancer.
And Monta Mino said on TV Miso soup is good, too.
I'll make it with the mushrooms.
I'll make it every day.
So So even if there isn't much time left, don't give up! Fuyutsuki.
Hey, Kikuchi! Murai! What's the matter, Kikuchi? Yoshikawa, Kanzaki, where is Onizuka? He isn't anywhere.
Don't worry about that, I found out about it.
What? Onizuka's illness.
I hacked the hospital records.
What he thinks is the cursed cancer Wait, Onizuka.
I need to mentally prepare myself Don't worry.
Leave it to me.
But here Fuyutsuki I understand you've agreed.
Okay? I have no regrets in my life.
Sensei! Sensei! Everyone! I've found Onizuka-sensei! Onizuka-sensei.
Are you all right? That's cruel.
Onizuka! You all! What are you doing? Teacher.
You don't have cancer.
But I saw the x-ray.
There were many white spots on it.
They were Turn around and show us your back.
Like this? What? The white spots are those magnetic pads.
Cancer never shows up so clearly.
Really? I've checked the hospital records.
They didn't find any cancer.
Then why did they put me in the hospital? When your pulse and blood pressure have such abnormal results, they can't send you home.
Is that all? I'm not going to die? Wow.
I did it! Onizuka-sensei! Hey, Fuyutsuki Please, let's put this behind us.
Leave me alone! I've always thought curses were a hoax.
How could he say that? Curses don't work for Onizuka he's like an indestructible cockroach.
But I wonder who began the chain letter in the first place? ENTERTAINMENT PRODUCTION & TALENT AGENCY PINK ELEPHANT Tomoko.
You don't have time to read fan letters.
All right.
What? Oh, no.
A chain letter again! Do I need to send it to 13 people again? Hmmm.
I have only my classmates' addresses.
Onizuka-sensei, Kikuchi, Yoshikawa Tomoko! Hurry up! Yes! I'm coming! Subete no hito wo aiseru wake ja nainara semete aisuru hito wo Uragi razu ni utagawazu ni semetari nikundari shinai de Mujaki de irukoto ga hito wo kizutsukete shimau no? Shizuka na jounetsu ga hitomi no oku de sawagi dasu Anata ni meguri aete Hateshinai toki no naka de jibun ni nani ga dekiru Ima wa mada chiisaku temo kagayaki keseya shinai yo Kobore souna namida no tsubu nagasazu mune ni tamete Isshun wo tsuyoku iki yo ichizu na shizuku ni natte NEXT EPISODE What? Enjo Kosai? How could this happen? Y o, Y o, Y oY oshiko! You can't escape anymore.
Give up.
I'll take you to heaven.
Yoshiko! Wait for me! Your father is coming! Yoshiko!