Heathcliff & the Catillac Cats (1984) s01e03 Episode Script
Mad Dog Catcher/Circus Beserkus
- HEATHCLIFF, HEATHCLIFF,
NO ONE SHOULD ♪
TERRIFY THEIR NEIGHBORHOOD
BUT HEATHCLIFF
JUST WON'T BE UNDONE ♪
PLAYING PRANKS ON EVERYONE
THERE'S A RACE TO BE ON TOP
THE COMPETITION
DOESN'T STOP ♪
MIXING WITH
THE LADIES FAIR ♪
BEING CHARMING, DEBONAIR
THE GANG WILL REIGN SUPREME
AND NO ONE CAN DENY-Y-Y-Y
THEY'LL MAKE SOME HISTORY
AND ALWAYS HAVE AN ALIBI
SO JOIN IN THE JUBILEE
THE CATS ARE GREAT,
THEY'LL ALL AGREE ♪
FIND IN EACH CALAMITY
THE CATS' SUPERIORITY
OH OH OH
OH OH OH OH OH ♪
OH OH OH OH OH OH OH
HEATHCLIFF, HEATHCLIFF,
NO ONE SHOULD ♪
TERRIFY THEIR NEIGHBORHOOD
BUT HEATHCLIFF
JUST WON'T BE UNDONE ♪
YOU SHOULD REALIZE
HE CAN WIN IT WITH YOU
- HEATHCLIFF!
HEATHCLIFF, DO YOU WANT TO RIDE
IN MY BABY CARRIAGE?
- NO TIME FOR THIS TODAY.
I'VE GOT TO GET TO THE POUND
AND GET THA
DOG CATCHER TO WORK.
HEY, MAYBE
I COULD USE A RIDE.
HEE HEE HEE!
- WHAT?
WAIT, HEATHCLIFF!
HEATHCLIFF! HEATH!
- HEE HEE HEE!
THERE'S MY CHAUFFEUR.
- YIKES!
HEATHCLIFF, GET OFF MY BIKE!
HEY, SIT DOWN.
I CAN'T SEE!
I CAN'T SEE!
- HE'S LATE AGAIN.
- DOOLEY, YOU'VE ONLY CAUGH
ONE DOG ALL MONTH!
AND THAT WAS THE POLICE CHIEF'S!
IF YOU DON'T LIKE YOUR JOB HERE,
MY SON WOULD LOVE TO HAVE IT.
ONE MORE BLUNDER
AND HE'S GOING TO GET IT!
- Y-Y-YES, SIR.
- NOW GET OUT OF HERE!
- Y-Y-YES, SIR.
I DON'T EVEN FEEL LIKE
CATCHING DOGS TODAY.
WHOA! OHH! AHH!
- HEY, WE HIT THE JACKPOT.
HEE HEE HEE!
HOO HOO HOO!
MEOW! MEOW! MEOW!
[TRUCK SCREECHES TO HALT]
- LOOK, HEATHCLIFF,
I'M NOT TAKING IN THOSE DOGS.
THEIR LEADER IS THE MAYOR'S DOG.
OH, NO.
- NOW, LOOK.
IF WE WORK TOGETHER,
WE CAN GET RID OF THIS
HEATHCLIFF CLOWN IN NO TIME.
GET HIM!
- BOK! BOK! BOK! BOK!
[DOGS BARKING]
- OH!
- NOW, THAT'S WHAT I CALL
TOGETHERNESS!
[DOORS SLAM]
- HUH?
WOW!
THAT'S A PRETTY GOOD
CATCH, HEATHCLIFF.
THE CAPTAIN IS
GOING TO LOVE THIS.
[DOGS BARKING]
- WELL, IT'S ABOUT TIME
YOU STARTED DOING
YOUR JOB RIGHT, DOOLEY.
CAESAR. I BELONG TO
MAYOR BOGWELL?!
DOOLEY!
- Y-Y-YES, SIR?
HEATHCLIFF
- THAT'S IT.
YOU'RE FIRED.
TURN IN YOUR BADGE AND NET!
- OHH
- AND CLEAN OUT YOUR TRUCK
BEFORE YOU LEAVE!
HA HA HA!
NOW I CAN HIRE MY SON JUNIOR!
HA HA HA!
[SNIFFING]
- I'M GOING TO
CATCH SOME DOGGIES.
OH, BOY.
THERE'S ONE NOW.
GEE, THIS IS GOING TO BE
EASIER THAN I THOUGHT.
- UH, THIS JUNIOR
MIGHT WORK OUT OK.
HIYA, SONYA.
- WELL, HELLO, HEATHCLIFF.
[SNIFFING]
[TRUCK APPROACHING]
- AHH.
- OHH!
- GRR!
WOOF! WOOF! WOOF!
[KISSING]
- HEY, THAT'S NO KID.
THAT'S A DOGGY!
ANOTHER DOGGY!
MY DAD IS SURE
GONNA BE PROUD OF ME!
- YEAH, YOU'RE
A REAL PRIZE, JUNIOR.
HI, GUYS.
OOF! UHH! UHH!
[PANTING]
- HOW ABOUT THIS, HEATHCLIFF?
- ALL RIGHT!
JUNIOR HAS GOT TO BE STOPPED,
AND AS USUAL, IT'S UP TO ME!
PHASE ONE: SHOW EVERYONE
HOW SMART JUNIOR IS.
[TIRES SQUEAL]
WOOF! WOOF!
- MORE DOGGIES!
- COME ON, YOU MUTTS.
OUT OF THERE!
I HOPE NO ONE
SEES ME DOING THIS.
IT COULD RUIN MY REPUTATION.
NOT YOU, CAESAR.
[TIRES SQUEAL]
WOOF! WOOF!
- BOY, THIS IS
THE BIGGEST DOGGY YET.
- I'LL TAKE THIS, THANK YOU.
AND FURTHERMORE, THERE ISN'
A DOG AMONG YOU
WHO CAN CATCH ME,
AND I'LL PROVE IT.
[WHISTLES]
[DOGS BARKING]
LET'S GO, BOYS.
AH
[HICCUP]
TIME TO GO.
[DOGS BARKING]
- LET ME TALK TO MAYOR BOGWELL!
- MAYOR BOGWELL,
WHAT IS GOING ON?
THERE IS A WILD GANG OF DOGS
DESTROYING THE WHOLE TOWN!
- WELL, THE TRUCK IS CLEAN.
I GUESS I SHOULD RETURN I
TO CAPTAIN KELLY.
- I ASSURE YOU, MR. MAYOR,
WE HAVE THE SITUATION
UNDER CONTROL.
MY BOY JUNIOR IS
BRINGING IN A TRUCKLOAD
OF ANIMALS RIGHT NOW, SIR.
- WELL, IT BETTER INCLUDE
THAT PACK OF RENEGADE DOGS
AND THEIR LEADER!
- HIYA, DADDY.
I GOT A WHOLE TRUCK
FULL OF DOGGIES!
- YOU SEE, MAYOR?
I TOLD YOU WE WOULD
STRAIGHTEN THIS OUT.
HUH?!
- HUH?
OH! CAESAR!
HOW DID YOU GET IN
WITH ALL THOSE ANIMALS?
KELLY!
- ALL RIGHT, YOU MUTTS,
SINGLE FILE.
TOGETHERNESS
WHAT A PRETTY SIGHT.
HEE HEE HEE!
HOO HOO HOO!
- FINE JOB, DOOLEY.
KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK.
- WELL, THANK YOU,
MAYOR BOGWELL,
BUT I DON'T WORK HERE ANYMORE.
- WHAT? KELLY, WHAT'S
HE TALKING ABOUT?
- W-W-WELL, YOU SEE,
MAYOR BOGWELL, UH--
- LISTEN TO ME, KELLY.
YOU GET RID OF THA
BLUBBER-HEADED SON OF YOURS
AND PUT DOOLEY HERE
BACK ON THE JOB
OR I'LL HAVE YOU
CLEANING KENNELS!
- UHY-Y-YES, SIR,
MAYOR BOGWELL.
- I'D GET YOU GUYS
OUT OF THERE,
BUT YOU'RE A BUNCH
OF LOSERS, SEE?
- YOU KNOW, CAESAR,
YOU GUYS REALLY OUGH
TO WORK TOGETHER!
- HUH?
- HEE HEE HOO!
NEVER A DULL MOMENT!
- WE'VE HAD SOME FUN IN THE SUN.
NOW OUR DAY IS DONE.
- YEAH. THE BEST PART FOR ME
WAS BUILDING SAND CASTLES.
THANKS FOR MY NEW
BUCKET AND SPADE, HECTOR.
- AW, DON'T MENTION IT,
MUNGO. NO PROBLEM.
IT'LL BE GOOD TO GET BACK
TO MY OLD CAR SEAT.
HUH, BOYS?
I'LL RACE YOU GUYS TO THE CAR.
LAST ONE THERE--HA HA--
IS A ROTTEN EGG!
OH! UH!
THE CAR'S GONE!
- OH, NO!
NO, NO, NO, NO, NO!
[SOBBING]
- LIKE, THAT CAR WAS OUR HOME!
NOW WE'RE ALL ALONE.
- SOMEBODY STOLE OUR HOUSE!
[SOBBING]
WHERE AM I GOING TO SLEEP?
WHERE AM I GOING TO PU
MY BUCKET AND SPADE?
WHERE?!
[MUNGO STOMPING]
- SAY, WHAT'S GOING ON
DOWN THERE ANYWAY?
[SOBBING]
HEY, WHAT'S GOING ON, GUYS?
WHAT HAPPENED TO THE CAR?
- SOMEBODY CAME
AND TOOK IT AWAY.
[SOBBING]
- DON'T WORRY, MUNGO.
WE'LL FIND YOU
ANOTHER PLACE TO LIVE.
- HUH. NOT BAD ON THE SPUR
OF THE MOMENT, HUH, MUNGO?
[SNIFFING]
- UHSORRY.
- MUNGO, NO!
- THERE'S NO ROOM,
YOU BIG BABOON!
- AAH!
- SORRY.
- I HOPE MUNGO
DOESN'T FIND US UP HERE.
THERE AIN'T ENOUGH ROOM
FOR 3 OF US IN THIS CANOE.
- YEAH. THAT BIG
GUY IS STARTING TO GET ON MY--
- GOOD NIGHT, FELLOWS.
- MUNGO, NO!
- WHO? WHAT? HUH?
- UH, RIFFRAFF, I CAN'T SLEEP.
CAN I STAY HERE WITH YOU
JUST FOR TONIGHT?
- OK, JUST FOR TONIGHT.
[SNORING]
- THE THINGS A GUY
WILL DO FOR HIS PALS.
I'VE GOT TO FIND SOMETHING
TO TAKE THEIR MINDS OFF
THEIR MISSING CAR.
HEY, HERE'S SOMETHING.
THE CIRCUS IS IN TOWN.
HEY, GUYS, LOOK.
WE'RE GOING TO THE CIRCUS!
- I DON'T WAN
TO GO TO THE CIRCUS.
I'M TOO SAD TO HAVE FUN.
- I SAID WE'RE
GOING TO THE CIRCUS,
AND WE'RE GOING TO HAVE FUN
WHETHER YOU GUYS LIKE IT OR NOT!
- OK.
- WE'LL GO
- BUT WE'RE NOT
- GOING TO HAVE FUN.
- I DON'T WANT TO GO
TO THE CIRCUS.
I WANT MY HOME BACK.
- SHH! YOU'VE GO
TO BE QUIET, MUNGO.
SOMEONE MIGHT HEAR US
TRYING TO SNEAK IN THE CIRCUS.
- HA HA HA!
- WHOA!
- IF YOU WAN
TO SEE THE SHOW, BUY A TICKET!
HA HA HA!
- OK. THERE'S NO
SIGN OF THAT DOG ANYWHERE.
LET'S GO!
- WHOA!
- LIKE I TOLD YOU BEFORE,
IF YOU WANT TO SEE THE SHOW,
BUY A TICKET!
- ARE WE HAVING FUN YET?
- OK. YOU GUYS KNOW WHAT TO DO.
- DON'T SWEAT IT, MY MAN.
WE GOT THE PLAN.
- OK, SO WE'RE INSIDE.
NOW WHAT?
- NOW WE PLAY IT COOL,
AND WE WAIT FOR THAT FOOL.
[DOG BARKING]
- HEY! LET ME
OUT OF HERE! HEY!
HELP! LET ME GO!
[DOG BARKING]
- LOOKS LIKE THAT DOG'S
ALL WASHED UP AROUND HERE.
- LADIES AND GENTLEMEN
INTRODUCING
FOR YOUR ENTERTAINMEN
THE WORLD-FAMOUS
BALINI BROTHERS CIRCUS CLOWNS!
[APPLAUSE AND CHEERING]
- OH, BOY! THE CLOWNS!
THIS IS YOUR FAVORITE
PART OF THE CIRCUS.
I GUESS YOU'LL ENJOY THIS,
RIGHT, GUYS?
- NO, WE WON'T!
- HA HA HA!
- HIP, HIP, HOORAY!
- ISN'T THIS GREAT?
- OUR CAR!
- THERE IT IS!
- OH, JOY!
IT'S OUR HOME!
GET IT BACK,
RIFFRAFF, PLEASE?
PLEASE!
- HMMI GOT IT!
OK, FELLOWS, NOW,
THE PLAN IS SIMPLY
TO GO OUT THERE
AND WHEN NO ONE IS LOOKING,
WE SNATCH THE OLD BUS
AND TAKE HER HOME WITH US.
- THAT'S A NEAT PLAN, RIFFRAFF.
THANKS A LOT.
- HA HA HA!
[SIREN]
- WHEE!
- YOW! OOH!
- HELP! HELP!
MY BABY!
SAVE MY BABY!
HELP! HELP!
GET HER DOWN!
[CROWD CHEERING]
- JUMP! JUMP!
COME ON!
WE'LL CATCH YOU!
- SAY, THAT NEW LITTLE
CLOWN IS PRETTY FUNNY.
HUH?
THAT AIN'T NO CLOWN!
IT'S ONE OF THEM NO-GOOD CATS!
- UH-OH!
GOT TO THINK FAST.
COME ON, FELLOWS.
MUNGO NEEDS OUR HELP.
- THIS OUGHT TO SLOW HIM DOWN.
- YAH! WHOA!
- NOW TO CATCH THA
FLYING CIRCUS DOG.
NOW THAT I GOT HIM,
HOW DO I GET RID OF HIM?
[CLINKING]
I HOPE THIS DOG
GETS A BANG OUT OF THIS.
- OH, NO!
- WE SNAGGED THE AUTO, RIFFRAFF.
LET'S BEAT IT!
- HOP ON IN,
AND WE'LL TAKE A SPIN!
- NOW TO GET MUNGO
AND GET OUT OF HERE.
COME ON, MUNGO, JUMP!
- IF YOU DON'T JUMP NOW,
WE'RE GOING TO LEAVE
WITHOUT YOU.
- UHCAN WE GO HOME
NOW, RIFFRAFF?
- UH-OH!
HIT THE BRAKES, HECTOR!
- UH, THIS CAR
DOESN'T HAVE ANY BRAKES!
- HIP, HIP, HOORAY!
- WELL, IT LOOKS LIKE YOU GUYS
FINALLY GOT THE OLD TUB
BACK TO NORMAL.
- YES, RIFFRAFF.
EVERYTHING IS BACK
THE WAY IT WAS.
EVERYTHING EXCEP
FOR THE SQUIRTING RADIO.
HA HA HA!
[SIGH]
AH-AH-CHOO!
- IT'S NOT A GOOD IDEA
FOR ANY ANIMAL
TO BE OVERWEIGHT,
BUT IT'S ESPECIALLY BAD
FOR AN OLDER PET.
IF YOUR PET IS
GETTING ON IN YEARS,
THE SMART THING TO DO
IS CHECK WITH YOUR VE
ABOUT DIETS FOR OLDER ANIMALS.
- FOOD.
- YOU SEE, WHEN A PE
GETS OLDER,
IT GETS HARDER AND HARDER
FOR THEM
TO CARRY ALL THAT EXTRA WEIGHT.
- YOU'RE THE ONE
TO TALK, CHUBBY.
- MAYBE I'LL ASK THE VE
ABOUT A DIET FOR ME, TOO.
- HEATHCLIFF, HEATHCLIFF,
NO ONE SHOULD ♪
TERRIFY THEIR NEIGHBORHOOD
BUT HEATHCLIFF JUST WON'
BE UNDONE ♪
PLAYING PRANKS ON EVERYONE
THE GANG WILL REIGN SUPREME
AND NO CAN DENY-Y-Y-Y
THEY'LL MAKE SOME HISTORY
AND ALWAYS HAVE AN ALIBI
SO JOIN IN THE JUBILEE
THE CATS ARE GREAT,
THEY'LL ALL AGREE ♪
OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH
BUT HEATHCLIFF JUST WON'
BE UNDONE ♪
YOU SHOULD REALIZE
HE CAN WIN IT WITH YOU
NO ONE SHOULD ♪
TERRIFY THEIR NEIGHBORHOOD
BUT HEATHCLIFF
JUST WON'T BE UNDONE ♪
PLAYING PRANKS ON EVERYONE
THERE'S A RACE TO BE ON TOP
THE COMPETITION
DOESN'T STOP ♪
MIXING WITH
THE LADIES FAIR ♪
BEING CHARMING, DEBONAIR
THE GANG WILL REIGN SUPREME
AND NO ONE CAN DENY-Y-Y-Y
THEY'LL MAKE SOME HISTORY
AND ALWAYS HAVE AN ALIBI
SO JOIN IN THE JUBILEE
THE CATS ARE GREAT,
THEY'LL ALL AGREE ♪
FIND IN EACH CALAMITY
THE CATS' SUPERIORITY
OH OH OH
OH OH OH OH OH ♪
OH OH OH OH OH OH OH
HEATHCLIFF, HEATHCLIFF,
NO ONE SHOULD ♪
TERRIFY THEIR NEIGHBORHOOD
BUT HEATHCLIFF
JUST WON'T BE UNDONE ♪
YOU SHOULD REALIZE
HE CAN WIN IT WITH YOU
- HEATHCLIFF!
HEATHCLIFF, DO YOU WANT TO RIDE
IN MY BABY CARRIAGE?
- NO TIME FOR THIS TODAY.
I'VE GOT TO GET TO THE POUND
AND GET THA
DOG CATCHER TO WORK.
HEY, MAYBE
I COULD USE A RIDE.
HEE HEE HEE!
- WHAT?
WAIT, HEATHCLIFF!
HEATHCLIFF! HEATH!
- HEE HEE HEE!
THERE'S MY CHAUFFEUR.
- YIKES!
HEATHCLIFF, GET OFF MY BIKE!
HEY, SIT DOWN.
I CAN'T SEE!
I CAN'T SEE!
- HE'S LATE AGAIN.
- DOOLEY, YOU'VE ONLY CAUGH
ONE DOG ALL MONTH!
AND THAT WAS THE POLICE CHIEF'S!
IF YOU DON'T LIKE YOUR JOB HERE,
MY SON WOULD LOVE TO HAVE IT.
ONE MORE BLUNDER
AND HE'S GOING TO GET IT!
- Y-Y-YES, SIR.
- NOW GET OUT OF HERE!
- Y-Y-YES, SIR.
I DON'T EVEN FEEL LIKE
CATCHING DOGS TODAY.
WHOA! OHH! AHH!
- HEY, WE HIT THE JACKPOT.
HEE HEE HEE!
HOO HOO HOO!
MEOW! MEOW! MEOW!
[TRUCK SCREECHES TO HALT]
- LOOK, HEATHCLIFF,
I'M NOT TAKING IN THOSE DOGS.
THEIR LEADER IS THE MAYOR'S DOG.
OH, NO.
- NOW, LOOK.
IF WE WORK TOGETHER,
WE CAN GET RID OF THIS
HEATHCLIFF CLOWN IN NO TIME.
GET HIM!
- BOK! BOK! BOK! BOK!
[DOGS BARKING]
- OH!
- NOW, THAT'S WHAT I CALL
TOGETHERNESS!
[DOORS SLAM]
- HUH?
WOW!
THAT'S A PRETTY GOOD
CATCH, HEATHCLIFF.
THE CAPTAIN IS
GOING TO LOVE THIS.
[DOGS BARKING]
- WELL, IT'S ABOUT TIME
YOU STARTED DOING
YOUR JOB RIGHT, DOOLEY.
CAESAR. I BELONG TO
MAYOR BOGWELL?!
DOOLEY!
- Y-Y-YES, SIR?
HEATHCLIFF
- THAT'S IT.
YOU'RE FIRED.
TURN IN YOUR BADGE AND NET!
- OHH
- AND CLEAN OUT YOUR TRUCK
BEFORE YOU LEAVE!
HA HA HA!
NOW I CAN HIRE MY SON JUNIOR!
HA HA HA!
[SNIFFING]
- I'M GOING TO
CATCH SOME DOGGIES.
OH, BOY.
THERE'S ONE NOW.
GEE, THIS IS GOING TO BE
EASIER THAN I THOUGHT.
- UH, THIS JUNIOR
MIGHT WORK OUT OK.
HIYA, SONYA.
- WELL, HELLO, HEATHCLIFF.
[SNIFFING]
[TRUCK APPROACHING]
- AHH.
- OHH!
- GRR!
WOOF! WOOF! WOOF!
[KISSING]
- HEY, THAT'S NO KID.
THAT'S A DOGGY!
ANOTHER DOGGY!
MY DAD IS SURE
GONNA BE PROUD OF ME!
- YEAH, YOU'RE
A REAL PRIZE, JUNIOR.
HI, GUYS.
OOF! UHH! UHH!
[PANTING]
- HOW ABOUT THIS, HEATHCLIFF?
- ALL RIGHT!
JUNIOR HAS GOT TO BE STOPPED,
AND AS USUAL, IT'S UP TO ME!
PHASE ONE: SHOW EVERYONE
HOW SMART JUNIOR IS.
[TIRES SQUEAL]
WOOF! WOOF!
- MORE DOGGIES!
- COME ON, YOU MUTTS.
OUT OF THERE!
I HOPE NO ONE
SEES ME DOING THIS.
IT COULD RUIN MY REPUTATION.
NOT YOU, CAESAR.
[TIRES SQUEAL]
WOOF! WOOF!
- BOY, THIS IS
THE BIGGEST DOGGY YET.
- I'LL TAKE THIS, THANK YOU.
AND FURTHERMORE, THERE ISN'
A DOG AMONG YOU
WHO CAN CATCH ME,
AND I'LL PROVE IT.
[WHISTLES]
[DOGS BARKING]
LET'S GO, BOYS.
AH
[HICCUP]
TIME TO GO.
[DOGS BARKING]
- LET ME TALK TO MAYOR BOGWELL!
- MAYOR BOGWELL,
WHAT IS GOING ON?
THERE IS A WILD GANG OF DOGS
DESTROYING THE WHOLE TOWN!
- WELL, THE TRUCK IS CLEAN.
I GUESS I SHOULD RETURN I
TO CAPTAIN KELLY.
- I ASSURE YOU, MR. MAYOR,
WE HAVE THE SITUATION
UNDER CONTROL.
MY BOY JUNIOR IS
BRINGING IN A TRUCKLOAD
OF ANIMALS RIGHT NOW, SIR.
- WELL, IT BETTER INCLUDE
THAT PACK OF RENEGADE DOGS
AND THEIR LEADER!
- HIYA, DADDY.
I GOT A WHOLE TRUCK
FULL OF DOGGIES!
- YOU SEE, MAYOR?
I TOLD YOU WE WOULD
STRAIGHTEN THIS OUT.
HUH?!
- HUH?
OH! CAESAR!
HOW DID YOU GET IN
WITH ALL THOSE ANIMALS?
KELLY!
- ALL RIGHT, YOU MUTTS,
SINGLE FILE.
TOGETHERNESS
WHAT A PRETTY SIGHT.
HEE HEE HEE!
HOO HOO HOO!
- FINE JOB, DOOLEY.
KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK.
- WELL, THANK YOU,
MAYOR BOGWELL,
BUT I DON'T WORK HERE ANYMORE.
- WHAT? KELLY, WHAT'S
HE TALKING ABOUT?
- W-W-WELL, YOU SEE,
MAYOR BOGWELL, UH--
- LISTEN TO ME, KELLY.
YOU GET RID OF THA
BLUBBER-HEADED SON OF YOURS
AND PUT DOOLEY HERE
BACK ON THE JOB
OR I'LL HAVE YOU
CLEANING KENNELS!
- UHY-Y-YES, SIR,
MAYOR BOGWELL.
- I'D GET YOU GUYS
OUT OF THERE,
BUT YOU'RE A BUNCH
OF LOSERS, SEE?
- YOU KNOW, CAESAR,
YOU GUYS REALLY OUGH
TO WORK TOGETHER!
- HUH?
- HEE HEE HOO!
NEVER A DULL MOMENT!
- WE'VE HAD SOME FUN IN THE SUN.
NOW OUR DAY IS DONE.
- YEAH. THE BEST PART FOR ME
WAS BUILDING SAND CASTLES.
THANKS FOR MY NEW
BUCKET AND SPADE, HECTOR.
- AW, DON'T MENTION IT,
MUNGO. NO PROBLEM.
IT'LL BE GOOD TO GET BACK
TO MY OLD CAR SEAT.
HUH, BOYS?
I'LL RACE YOU GUYS TO THE CAR.
LAST ONE THERE--HA HA--
IS A ROTTEN EGG!
OH! UH!
THE CAR'S GONE!
- OH, NO!
NO, NO, NO, NO, NO!
[SOBBING]
- LIKE, THAT CAR WAS OUR HOME!
NOW WE'RE ALL ALONE.
- SOMEBODY STOLE OUR HOUSE!
[SOBBING]
WHERE AM I GOING TO SLEEP?
WHERE AM I GOING TO PU
MY BUCKET AND SPADE?
WHERE?!
[MUNGO STOMPING]
- SAY, WHAT'S GOING ON
DOWN THERE ANYWAY?
[SOBBING]
HEY, WHAT'S GOING ON, GUYS?
WHAT HAPPENED TO THE CAR?
- SOMEBODY CAME
AND TOOK IT AWAY.
[SOBBING]
- DON'T WORRY, MUNGO.
WE'LL FIND YOU
ANOTHER PLACE TO LIVE.
- HUH. NOT BAD ON THE SPUR
OF THE MOMENT, HUH, MUNGO?
[SNIFFING]
- UHSORRY.
- MUNGO, NO!
- THERE'S NO ROOM,
YOU BIG BABOON!
- AAH!
- SORRY.
- I HOPE MUNGO
DOESN'T FIND US UP HERE.
THERE AIN'T ENOUGH ROOM
FOR 3 OF US IN THIS CANOE.
- YEAH. THAT BIG
GUY IS STARTING TO GET ON MY--
- GOOD NIGHT, FELLOWS.
- MUNGO, NO!
- WHO? WHAT? HUH?
- UH, RIFFRAFF, I CAN'T SLEEP.
CAN I STAY HERE WITH YOU
JUST FOR TONIGHT?
- OK, JUST FOR TONIGHT.
[SNORING]
- THE THINGS A GUY
WILL DO FOR HIS PALS.
I'VE GOT TO FIND SOMETHING
TO TAKE THEIR MINDS OFF
THEIR MISSING CAR.
HEY, HERE'S SOMETHING.
THE CIRCUS IS IN TOWN.
HEY, GUYS, LOOK.
WE'RE GOING TO THE CIRCUS!
- I DON'T WAN
TO GO TO THE CIRCUS.
I'M TOO SAD TO HAVE FUN.
- I SAID WE'RE
GOING TO THE CIRCUS,
AND WE'RE GOING TO HAVE FUN
WHETHER YOU GUYS LIKE IT OR NOT!
- OK.
- WE'LL GO
- BUT WE'RE NOT
- GOING TO HAVE FUN.
- I DON'T WANT TO GO
TO THE CIRCUS.
I WANT MY HOME BACK.
- SHH! YOU'VE GO
TO BE QUIET, MUNGO.
SOMEONE MIGHT HEAR US
TRYING TO SNEAK IN THE CIRCUS.
- HA HA HA!
- WHOA!
- IF YOU WAN
TO SEE THE SHOW, BUY A TICKET!
HA HA HA!
- OK. THERE'S NO
SIGN OF THAT DOG ANYWHERE.
LET'S GO!
- WHOA!
- LIKE I TOLD YOU BEFORE,
IF YOU WANT TO SEE THE SHOW,
BUY A TICKET!
- ARE WE HAVING FUN YET?
- OK. YOU GUYS KNOW WHAT TO DO.
- DON'T SWEAT IT, MY MAN.
WE GOT THE PLAN.
- OK, SO WE'RE INSIDE.
NOW WHAT?
- NOW WE PLAY IT COOL,
AND WE WAIT FOR THAT FOOL.
[DOG BARKING]
- HEY! LET ME
OUT OF HERE! HEY!
HELP! LET ME GO!
[DOG BARKING]
- LOOKS LIKE THAT DOG'S
ALL WASHED UP AROUND HERE.
- LADIES AND GENTLEMEN
INTRODUCING
FOR YOUR ENTERTAINMEN
THE WORLD-FAMOUS
BALINI BROTHERS CIRCUS CLOWNS!
[APPLAUSE AND CHEERING]
- OH, BOY! THE CLOWNS!
THIS IS YOUR FAVORITE
PART OF THE CIRCUS.
I GUESS YOU'LL ENJOY THIS,
RIGHT, GUYS?
- NO, WE WON'T!
- HA HA HA!
- HIP, HIP, HOORAY!
- ISN'T THIS GREAT?
- OUR CAR!
- THERE IT IS!
- OH, JOY!
IT'S OUR HOME!
GET IT BACK,
RIFFRAFF, PLEASE?
PLEASE!
- HMMI GOT IT!
OK, FELLOWS, NOW,
THE PLAN IS SIMPLY
TO GO OUT THERE
AND WHEN NO ONE IS LOOKING,
WE SNATCH THE OLD BUS
AND TAKE HER HOME WITH US.
- THAT'S A NEAT PLAN, RIFFRAFF.
THANKS A LOT.
- HA HA HA!
[SIREN]
- WHEE!
- YOW! OOH!
- HELP! HELP!
MY BABY!
SAVE MY BABY!
HELP! HELP!
GET HER DOWN!
[CROWD CHEERING]
- JUMP! JUMP!
COME ON!
WE'LL CATCH YOU!
- SAY, THAT NEW LITTLE
CLOWN IS PRETTY FUNNY.
HUH?
THAT AIN'T NO CLOWN!
IT'S ONE OF THEM NO-GOOD CATS!
- UH-OH!
GOT TO THINK FAST.
COME ON, FELLOWS.
MUNGO NEEDS OUR HELP.
- THIS OUGHT TO SLOW HIM DOWN.
- YAH! WHOA!
- NOW TO CATCH THA
FLYING CIRCUS DOG.
NOW THAT I GOT HIM,
HOW DO I GET RID OF HIM?
[CLINKING]
I HOPE THIS DOG
GETS A BANG OUT OF THIS.
- OH, NO!
- WE SNAGGED THE AUTO, RIFFRAFF.
LET'S BEAT IT!
- HOP ON IN,
AND WE'LL TAKE A SPIN!
- NOW TO GET MUNGO
AND GET OUT OF HERE.
COME ON, MUNGO, JUMP!
- IF YOU DON'T JUMP NOW,
WE'RE GOING TO LEAVE
WITHOUT YOU.
- UHCAN WE GO HOME
NOW, RIFFRAFF?
- UH-OH!
HIT THE BRAKES, HECTOR!
- UH, THIS CAR
DOESN'T HAVE ANY BRAKES!
- HIP, HIP, HOORAY!
- WELL, IT LOOKS LIKE YOU GUYS
FINALLY GOT THE OLD TUB
BACK TO NORMAL.
- YES, RIFFRAFF.
EVERYTHING IS BACK
THE WAY IT WAS.
EVERYTHING EXCEP
FOR THE SQUIRTING RADIO.
HA HA HA!
[SIGH]
AH-AH-CHOO!
- IT'S NOT A GOOD IDEA
FOR ANY ANIMAL
TO BE OVERWEIGHT,
BUT IT'S ESPECIALLY BAD
FOR AN OLDER PET.
IF YOUR PET IS
GETTING ON IN YEARS,
THE SMART THING TO DO
IS CHECK WITH YOUR VE
ABOUT DIETS FOR OLDER ANIMALS.
- FOOD.
- YOU SEE, WHEN A PE
GETS OLDER,
IT GETS HARDER AND HARDER
FOR THEM
TO CARRY ALL THAT EXTRA WEIGHT.
- YOU'RE THE ONE
TO TALK, CHUBBY.
- MAYBE I'LL ASK THE VE
ABOUT A DIET FOR ME, TOO.
- HEATHCLIFF, HEATHCLIFF,
NO ONE SHOULD ♪
TERRIFY THEIR NEIGHBORHOOD
BUT HEATHCLIFF JUST WON'
BE UNDONE ♪
PLAYING PRANKS ON EVERYONE
THE GANG WILL REIGN SUPREME
AND NO CAN DENY-Y-Y-Y
THEY'LL MAKE SOME HISTORY
AND ALWAYS HAVE AN ALIBI
SO JOIN IN THE JUBILEE
THE CATS ARE GREAT,
THEY'LL ALL AGREE ♪
OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH
BUT HEATHCLIFF JUST WON'
BE UNDONE ♪
YOU SHOULD REALIZE
HE CAN WIN IT WITH YOU