Heathcliff & the Catillac Cats (1984) s01e46 Episode Script
Used Pets/Search for a Star
HEATHCLIFF, HEATHCLIFF,
NO ONE SHOULD ♪
TERRIFY THEIR NEIGHBORHOOD
BUT HEATHCLIFF
JUST WON'T BE UNDONE ♪
PLAYING PRANKS ON EVERYONE
THERE'S A RACE TO BE ON TOP
THE COMPETITION
DOESN'T STOP ♪
MIXING WITH
THE LADIES FAIR ♪
BEING CHARMING, DEBONAIR
THE GANG WILL REIGN SUPREME
AND NO ONE CAN DENY-Y-Y-Y
THEY'LL MAKE DUMP HISTORY
AND ALWAYS HAVE
AN ALIBI-I-I ♪
SO JOIN IN THE JUBILEE
THE CATS ARE GREAT,
THEY'LL ALL AGREE ♪
FIND IN EACH CALAMITY
THE CATS' SUPERIORITY
OH OH OH OH OH OH
OH OH OH
OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH
OH OH OH
HEATHCLIFF, HEATHCLIFF,
NO ONE SHOULD ♪
TERRIFY THEIR NEIGHBORHOOD
BUT HEATHCLIFF
JUST WON'T BE UNDONE ♪
YOU SHOULD REALIZE
HE CAN WIN IT WITH YOU
LA DO DO DO DO DO
LA DO DO DO
DO DO DOODLEE DO DO DO ♪
THAT SHOULD HOLD ME
UNTIL MY MIDMORNING FEAST.
[CLANG CLANG]
HEY!
WATCH IT!
WHOA!
SHEEE!
THAT LADY SURE IS STRONG.
TIME TO WAKE UP
OLD SPIKE-A-ROONEY.
RISE AND SHINE,
YOU LAZY MUTT!
[CLANG]
OH, NOBODY HOME.
OH, WELL.
I'LL GO CHECK OU
THOSE FUNKY ALLEY CATS.
HEY, WHERE IS EVERYBODY?
HALF-EATEN FISH?
THAT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE.
HEATHCLIFF!
AM I GLAD TO SEE YOU,
HEATHCLIFF.
WE CAN'T FIND SPIKE
ANYWHERE,
AND I WAS WORRIED
YOU WERE LOST, TOO.
SPIKE'S BEEN GONE
A WHOLE DAY NOW.
YOU'LL HELP US FIND SPIKE,
WON'T YOU, HEATHCLIFF?
BUT BE CAREFUL.
SPIKE MAY BE
IN TROUBLE.
OF COURSE HE'S IN TROUBLE.
THAT DUMB DOG
IS NOTHING BUT TROUBLE.
HAVE NO FEAR.
INSPECTOR HEATHCLIFF IS HERE.
ALL I NEED IS A CLUE.
YIKES!
WHEW! JUST A CENTIPEDE
DOING LEG LIFTS.
THIS IS RIDICULOUS.
I DON'T NEED
A DETECTIVE'S COSTUME.
ALL I NEED IS MY NOSE.
[SNIFFING]
AHA!
WELL, I'LL BE.
A USED PET SHOP.
GET US
OUT OF
HERE.
CAN'T HEAR A WORD
YOU'RE SAYING.
All: GET US OUT OF HERE!
I GUESS THEY
DON'T WANT TO TALK.
HE WON'T GET US OUT OF HERE
BECAUSE HE CAN'T.
WHAT A PATHETIC STAB
AT PSYCHOLOGY.
STILL, I'LL MAKE HIM
EAT THOSE WORDS.
WHOOPS!
[MEOWING AND BARKING INSIDE]
LET'S GO.
WE GOT TO CATCH
MORE PETS.
YEAH. CATCH THEM
FOR NOTHING,
SELL THEM
FOR LOTS OF MONEY!
HA HA!
WHAT HAVE WE HERE?
[TEETH CHATTERING]
DON'T WORRY, SPIKE.
HE'S HARMLESS, SO LONG
AS YOU DON'T SHOW FEAR.
HEATHCLIFF, C-C-COULD
YOU P-P-PLEASE GET ME
OUT OF HERE?
BUT YOU LOOK
SO HA-HA-HA-HAPPY
IN TH-TH-TH-THERE.
HEE HEE HEE!
HOO HOO HOO!
HEY, HEATHCLIFF,
HELP ME WITH THIS LOCK.
HMM
MASTER LOCK-PICKER
THOUGH I AM,
EVEN I WOULDN'T TRY
TO OPEN THAT MONSTER
WITHOUT A LITTLE HELP.
DON'T JUS
STAND THERE.
THEY'RE GOING TO
SELL US ALL!
GET US
OUT OF HERE!
OH, I DON'T KNOW.
THE NEIGHBORHOOD'S
SO PEACEFUL
SINCE THEY PU
YOU THREE
WHERE YOU BELONG.
YOU CAN'
LEAVE US
LIKE THIS.
YEAH, MAN.
LIKE, I THOUGHT WE WERE
FRIENDS TO THE END.
FRIENDS?
I THOUGH
WE WEREN'T SUPPOSED
TO LIKE HEATHCLIFF.
[SCREECHING AND HISSING]
YOU'RE NOT GOING?
IF YOU'RE LONELY,
YOU CAN ALWAYS PE
YOUR LITTLE ROOMMATE.
HEE HEE HEE!
AAH!
I GUESS IT'S UP TO ME
TO FREE THOSE BOZOS.
ARE YOU SURE YOU LOCKED
THE SHOP DOOR?
YEAH. AT LEAST,
I THINK I'M SURE.
LET'S GET THAT CAT!
UH-OH.
WELL, AS LONG
AS I'M HERE,
I MIGHT AS WELL
HAVE A SNACK.
OOPS!
GOT YOU!
OH, NOTHE KEY!
AND AWAY WE GO!
RATS!
UH-OH. TIME TO
EL-SPLIT-A-ROONEY!
WHOA! YOWW!
[SCREAMING GIBBERISH]
DRAT! I DROPPED THE KEY.
HMM. I'LL FIGURE A WAY
TO GET THEM OUT OF THOSE CAGES
WITHOUT A SKELETON KEY.
WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?
I TOOK A LITTLE WALK
AND HAD A BITE TO EAT.
OOPS!
[WHIMPERING]
HEY, THAT SOUNDS
TO ME LIKE
SONJA!
[GROWLING]
IT'S THAT CAT WE WAS CHASING.
HOW'D HE GET IN HERE?
MUST HAVE SNEAKED
IN BEHIND US.
CATCH HIM!
WHERE COULD SPIKE
AND HEATHCLIFF
POSSIBLY BE?
HEY, WHERE'D YOU
GET THE RABBIT?
FROM A USED PET SHOP.
REAL CHEAP, TOO.
A USED PET SHOP?
SOUNDS FISHY TO ME.
SO LONG, GUYS.
[IRISH ACCENT]
WHERE YA HEADED,
BOYS?
TO THE USED PET SHOP.
THAT'S WHERE WE THINK
WE'LL FIND HEATHCLIFF
AND SPIKE.
USED PET SHOP,
IS IT?
OUR COCKER SPANIEL
HAS BEEN MISSIN'
FOR DAYS.
LET'S GO!
[PANTING]
AH, NEVER MIND HIM.
WE'LL GET HIM
WHEN WE COME BACK
WITH MORE ANIMALS.
I'VE GOT TO GET MY PAWS
ON THOSE KEYS.
I DON'T LIKE THAT KITTY
ONE LITTLE BITTY.
WHEN I CATCH HIM,
HE'LL NEVER SAY "MEOW" AGAIN.
MEOW!
THE KEYS!
[GROANING]
NOW WE'LL NEVER
GET OUT OF HERE.
HEATHCLIFF WILL
FIND A WAY.
PFFFT!
GOTCHA!
OHH!
OH, NO.
WHAT WILL
WE DO NOW?
WE'LL BE SOLD!
HEH HEH HEH!
COME DOWN
FROM THERE!
HOW?
JUMP!
GEE, WHY DIDN'
I THINK OF THAT?
HURRY,
HEATHCLIFF, HURRY!
[OPENS LOCK]
[OPENS LOCK]
OH, NO!
IT CAN'T BE.
I MUST BE DREAMING.
[MEOWING, BARKING,
AND SQUAWKING]
HOW DID THEY
GET OUT?
WHO CARES?
NOW, GET THEM BACK IN!
WHAT THE DEVIL?
THAT'S SPIKE!
WHAT'S THAT CA
DOING WITH MY KEYS?
CATS AREN'T SUPPOSED
TO PLAY WITH KEYS.
THEY'RE SUPPOSED TO
PLAY WITH LITTLE
MOUSES.
MOMMY!
HELP!
THAT SHOULD
WRAP THINGS UP.
HEE HEE HEE!
HOO HOO!
SPIKE!
SMITTY!
[BABY TALK]
DID THESE BAD MEN
LOCK YOU UP?
[WHIMPERS]
YOU AND YOUR PAL ARE
GOING TO BE LOCKED UP
FOR A LONG TIME
FOR WHAT YOU DID!
NOW, DON'T GO ANYWHERE.
MY HERO!
OF COURSE.
A FEW MORE SECONDS,
AND WE'D HAVE FREED
EVERYONE OURSELVES!
HA!
[SCREECHING AND HISSING]
HEATHCLIFF!
CAGES ARE TEMPORARY,
BUT DUMB IS FOREVER.
HEE HEE HEE!
HOO HOO HOO!
CLEO'S GOING TO BE
REAL SURPRISED
WHEN SHE FINDS OU
WHAT I GOT PLANNED FOR
OUR FIRST ANNIVERSARY--
DINNER ON THE WHARF
IN THE MOONLIGHT,
A CATNIP BOUQUET,
SOME JE SMELL
NUMBER 13 PERFUME.
[DISTANT MEOW]
OOUUCCH!
OH, MY THUMBO!
JUST ONE MORE NAIL,
MUNGO.
UH, WHO'S GOING
TO TEST THIS THING?
AH, NOT ME!
IT'S YOUR INVENTION,
WORDSWORTH.
YOU TRY IT.
FIRST I HAVE TO
GIVE IT A NAME.
THE STILTMOBILE,
MY CLAIM TO FAME.
1, 2, 3, 4.
OK, GUYS,
LET HER ROAR!
OK, THE BRAKE TEST.
HEY, YOU FLAKES,
WE FORGOT THE BRAKES!
OH, NO! HE'S HEADING
RIGHT FOR RIFFRAFF'S HOUSE!
OH, NO! HERE I GO!
YEOOOWWW!
TRYING OUT YOUR
WINGS, WORDSWORTH?
DIDN'T YOU KNOW
TURKEYS CAN'T FLY?
HUH. HE WAS JUST TESTING
HIS LATEST INVENTION.
YEAH, IT'S
HIS NEW STILTMOBILE.
I'VE TRIED BIG WALKING.
BETTER STICK TO BIG TALKING.
WONDER WHAT MR. ROMANTIC'S
GOT PLANNED FOR TONIGHT.
HUH. PROBABLY A DINNER
OF FISH LEFTOVERS.
[CAR APPROACHING]
HMM. JUST THE KIND
OF CAT I'VE BEEN
LOOKING FOR.
SHE'S PURRFEC
FOR THE NEW PURRFEC
CAT FOOD COMMERCIAL
I'M MAKING.
GET IT, KITTY?
SHEESH!
HMM. I CAN'
TOUCH HER NOW.
TOO MANY PEOPLE
AROUND.
I KNOW. I'LL JUST WAI
IN MY CAR AND FOLLOW HER
WHEN SHE COMES OUT.
[SINISTER LAUGH]
YOU'VE GOT TO COME OU
SOMETIME, KITTY!
SOMETHING'S FISHY
ABOUT THAT CREEP.
OH, AND SPEAKING OF FISHY,
IT'S ALMOST TIME TO MEE
RIFFRAFF AT THE WHARF.
THIS EAU DE MEOW
WILL MAKE ME IRRESISTIBLE.
WOW! AM I A HUNK!
HEY, CASANOVA,
WHATCHA GIVING CLEO
FOR YOUR ANNIVERSARY?
SOME CATNIP AND A BOTTLE
OF JE SMELL NUMBER 13.
OOH, LA, LA!
I CAN SEE US ON THE WHARF NOW.
THAT DUMB RIFFRAFF'S
LATE, AS USUAL.
[DOOR CLOSES]
[SONJA SCREAMS]
[SINISTER LAUGH]
HEY! WAIT A MINUTE!
CLEO'S BEEN CATNAPPED, FELLOWS.
WE'VE GOT TO FIND HER!
MY STILTMOBILE'S
AS GOOD AS NEW,
AND THIS TIME,
WE PUT BRAKES ON, TOO.
JUST REMEMBER
TO USE THEM.
OK, WE GOT EVERYTHING.
LET'S GO FIND CLEO.
OH, SURE, RIFFRAFF,
BUT HOW?
LET'S SEARCH
FOR SOME CLUES.
THERE'S GOT TO BE SOME
TRACE OF CLEO SOMEWHERE.
YOU GUYS CHECK OUT THE AREA
AROUND THE MUSIC STORE.
MUNGO, YOU COME WITH ME.
WE'RE GOING UNDERGROUND.
TELESCOPE.
AH, LET'S SEE
WHAT THERE IS TO SEE.
NOTHING.
WAIT! GIVE ME THAT!
UH, WHAT'S UP,
RIFFRAFF?
NOTHING, MUNGO.
ONLY
[SIGH]
THAT CAT ON THE TV WAS
THE SPITTING IMAGE OF CLEO.
IT'S NO USE, FELLOWS.
THERE'S NO SIGN OF CLEO.
NOT A SIGN!
NOTHING. WE'RE NEVER
GOING TO FIND CLEO.
WE MIGHT AS WELL
HEAD FOR HO--
HOLY SMOKE! LOOK!
Mungo: CLEO!
Hector: THAT'S CLEO!
Wordsworth:
HER FACE IS PLASTERED
ALL OVER THE PLACE.
IT SAYS "PURRFECT CAT FOOD,
FIT FOR A QUEEN."
WELL, WELL.
LOOK WHAT WE HAVE HEEERREE.
UH, TAKING UP
SKYDIVING, RIFFRAFF?
THAT'S THE PURRFECT CAT FOOD
COMPANY DOWN THERE.
THAT CREEP'S LIMO
IS PARKED OUTSIDE.
I BET CLEO'S IN THERE.
All: TO THE RESCUE!
Hector: WE'LL TAKE
THE CATMOBILE.
Wordsworth:
AND MY STILTMOBILE.
I'LL TAKE
THE STILTMOBILE.
YOU GUYS TAKE
THE CATMOBILE.
I'M GOING IN CIRCLES.
HOW ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO
STEER THIS THING ANYWAY?
ZOWEE!
HANG ON, FELLOWS.
THIS IS GOING TO BE
A ROUGH RIDE!
WHOA!
[GROANING]
SHH!
YOU JUST GOT ME
THE BIGGEST CONTRAC
OF MY LIFE,
AND THIS IS JUS
THE BEGINNING!
YUCK.
YOU KNOW, YOU GE
PRETTIER EVERY DAY,
KITTY,
AND I GET RICHER!
HA HA HA!
O SOLE MIO
HER NAME IS CLEO
HA HA HA!
OH, I THINK
I'M GOING TO BE SICK.
COME ON, RIFFRAFF.
I CAN'T STAND
MUCH MORE OF THIS.
LET'S GO, GUYS.
THIS IS IT!
I DON'T KNOW
WHAT'S WORSE
HIM OR HIS DUMB CIGAR.
WISH HE'D OPEN A WINDOW.
HMM. IF I CAN GET HIM
TO OPEN THE WINDOW,
I CAN GET OUT!
[COUGHING]
WOULDN'T WANT A CHEAP
CIGAR TO COME BETWEEN
ME AND MY MILLIONS,
WOULD WE, KITTY?
OH, WOULDN'T WE?
RIFF! RIFF!
JUMP, CLEO.
I'LL SAVE YOU!
HURRY, CLEO! JUMP!
GET BACK IN HERE!
ALL MY BEAUTIFUL
MILLIONS
I CAN'T LET THEM
FLY OUT THE WINDOW!
BOY, THAT WAS CLOSE.
YOU OK, CLEO?
THIS IS NO JOYRIDE,
DADDY-LONGLEGS.
YOU WANT TO PLAY HERO?
GET ME OFF OF HERE!
MEOWWW!
YAAA!
JUST LIKE
IN THE MOVIES.
I'M A REAL HERO!
SOME HERO.
SOME ANNIVERSARY!
ABOUT TIME
YOU SHOWED UP!
LOOK OUT!
UH-OH.
YAAA!
Both: NOT AGAIN!
NOT EXACTLY THE SMOOTHES
OF RESCUES, RIFFRAFF.
DON'T FORGET
YOU'RE DEALING
WITH ROYALTY!
EXCUSE ME,
CLEOPATRA.
IT'S HIM!
HE'S COMING!
UH-OH! WHAT WILL
WE DO, RIFFRAFF?
FIRST WE PUT UP
A SMOKE SCREEN.
THEN WE POINT HIM IN
THE WRONG DIRECTION.
HERE HE COMES!
LET'S GO!
OH, THOSE WRETCHED FELINES!
THEY CAN'T STEAL MY MEAL TICKE
AND GET AWAY WITH IT.
[SPINNING WHEELS]
THERE SHE IS.
I'M COMING
TO GET YOU, KITTY.
[CRASH]
OHH!
[ALL LAUGHING]
[SNIFF SNIFF]
JE SMELL NUMBER 13.
THANK YOU, RIFFY.
OH, I LOVE JE SMELL.
HERE, YOU GUYS,
HAVE A TREAT.
HEY! NOT BAD, HUH, GUYS?
I'VE HAD ENOUGH
OF SHOW BIZ
AND PURRFEC
CAT FOOD,
BUT IT'S
A PURRFECT NIGH
FOR A STROLL
IN THE MOONLIGHT,
RIFFRAFF
UNLESS YOU'D RATHER
SIT HERE AND WATCH TV
WITH YOUR CRONIES.
HERE I COME, CLEO!
[CRASH]
OH, RIFFRAFF,
YOU'RE SOROMANTIC.
HA HA HA!
HA HA HA!
SOME DOGS HAVE A BAD HABIT OF
CHEWING ON FURNITURE AND STUFF.
THIS IS A BAD HABIT, BUT ONE
THAT IS EASY TO CURE.
YOU SHOULD GIVE YOUR DOG A BALL,
OR A RAWHIDE CHEW.
IF THAT DOESN'T STOP HIM, YOU
CAN GET A SPRAY
AT A PET STORE.
THAT SHOULD STOP HIM QUICK!
CAPTIONING
MADE POSSIBLE BY
FOX FAMILY CHANNEL
AND U.S. DEPARTMEN
OF EDUCATION
NO ONE SHOULD ♪
TERRIFY THEIR NEIGHBORHOOD
BUT HEATHCLIFF
JUST WON'T BE UNDONE ♪
PLAYING PRANKS ON EVERYONE
THERE'S A RACE TO BE ON TOP
THE COMPETITION
DOESN'T STOP ♪
MIXING WITH
THE LADIES FAIR ♪
BEING CHARMING, DEBONAIR
THE GANG WILL REIGN SUPREME
AND NO ONE CAN DENY-Y-Y-Y
THEY'LL MAKE DUMP HISTORY
AND ALWAYS HAVE
AN ALIBI-I-I ♪
SO JOIN IN THE JUBILEE
THE CATS ARE GREAT,
THEY'LL ALL AGREE ♪
FIND IN EACH CALAMITY
THE CATS' SUPERIORITY
OH OH OH OH OH OH
OH OH OH
OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH
OH OH OH
HEATHCLIFF, HEATHCLIFF,
NO ONE SHOULD ♪
TERRIFY THEIR NEIGHBORHOOD
BUT HEATHCLIFF
JUST WON'T BE UNDONE ♪
YOU SHOULD REALIZE
HE CAN WIN IT WITH YOU
LA DO DO DO DO DO
LA DO DO DO
DO DO DOODLEE DO DO DO ♪
THAT SHOULD HOLD ME
UNTIL MY MIDMORNING FEAST.
[CLANG CLANG]
HEY!
WATCH IT!
WHOA!
SHEEE!
THAT LADY SURE IS STRONG.
TIME TO WAKE UP
OLD SPIKE-A-ROONEY.
RISE AND SHINE,
YOU LAZY MUTT!
[CLANG]
OH, NOBODY HOME.
OH, WELL.
I'LL GO CHECK OU
THOSE FUNKY ALLEY CATS.
HEY, WHERE IS EVERYBODY?
HALF-EATEN FISH?
THAT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE.
HEATHCLIFF!
AM I GLAD TO SEE YOU,
HEATHCLIFF.
WE CAN'T FIND SPIKE
ANYWHERE,
AND I WAS WORRIED
YOU WERE LOST, TOO.
SPIKE'S BEEN GONE
A WHOLE DAY NOW.
YOU'LL HELP US FIND SPIKE,
WON'T YOU, HEATHCLIFF?
BUT BE CAREFUL.
SPIKE MAY BE
IN TROUBLE.
OF COURSE HE'S IN TROUBLE.
THAT DUMB DOG
IS NOTHING BUT TROUBLE.
HAVE NO FEAR.
INSPECTOR HEATHCLIFF IS HERE.
ALL I NEED IS A CLUE.
YIKES!
WHEW! JUST A CENTIPEDE
DOING LEG LIFTS.
THIS IS RIDICULOUS.
I DON'T NEED
A DETECTIVE'S COSTUME.
ALL I NEED IS MY NOSE.
[SNIFFING]
AHA!
WELL, I'LL BE.
A USED PET SHOP.
GET US
OUT OF
HERE.
CAN'T HEAR A WORD
YOU'RE SAYING.
All: GET US OUT OF HERE!
I GUESS THEY
DON'T WANT TO TALK.
HE WON'T GET US OUT OF HERE
BECAUSE HE CAN'T.
WHAT A PATHETIC STAB
AT PSYCHOLOGY.
STILL, I'LL MAKE HIM
EAT THOSE WORDS.
WHOOPS!
[MEOWING AND BARKING INSIDE]
LET'S GO.
WE GOT TO CATCH
MORE PETS.
YEAH. CATCH THEM
FOR NOTHING,
SELL THEM
FOR LOTS OF MONEY!
HA HA!
WHAT HAVE WE HERE?
[TEETH CHATTERING]
DON'T WORRY, SPIKE.
HE'S HARMLESS, SO LONG
AS YOU DON'T SHOW FEAR.
HEATHCLIFF, C-C-COULD
YOU P-P-PLEASE GET ME
OUT OF HERE?
BUT YOU LOOK
SO HA-HA-HA-HAPPY
IN TH-TH-TH-THERE.
HEE HEE HEE!
HOO HOO HOO!
HEY, HEATHCLIFF,
HELP ME WITH THIS LOCK.
HMM
MASTER LOCK-PICKER
THOUGH I AM,
EVEN I WOULDN'T TRY
TO OPEN THAT MONSTER
WITHOUT A LITTLE HELP.
DON'T JUS
STAND THERE.
THEY'RE GOING TO
SELL US ALL!
GET US
OUT OF HERE!
OH, I DON'T KNOW.
THE NEIGHBORHOOD'S
SO PEACEFUL
SINCE THEY PU
YOU THREE
WHERE YOU BELONG.
YOU CAN'
LEAVE US
LIKE THIS.
YEAH, MAN.
LIKE, I THOUGHT WE WERE
FRIENDS TO THE END.
FRIENDS?
I THOUGH
WE WEREN'T SUPPOSED
TO LIKE HEATHCLIFF.
[SCREECHING AND HISSING]
YOU'RE NOT GOING?
IF YOU'RE LONELY,
YOU CAN ALWAYS PE
YOUR LITTLE ROOMMATE.
HEE HEE HEE!
AAH!
I GUESS IT'S UP TO ME
TO FREE THOSE BOZOS.
ARE YOU SURE YOU LOCKED
THE SHOP DOOR?
YEAH. AT LEAST,
I THINK I'M SURE.
LET'S GET THAT CAT!
UH-OH.
WELL, AS LONG
AS I'M HERE,
I MIGHT AS WELL
HAVE A SNACK.
OOPS!
GOT YOU!
OH, NOTHE KEY!
AND AWAY WE GO!
RATS!
UH-OH. TIME TO
EL-SPLIT-A-ROONEY!
WHOA! YOWW!
[SCREAMING GIBBERISH]
DRAT! I DROPPED THE KEY.
HMM. I'LL FIGURE A WAY
TO GET THEM OUT OF THOSE CAGES
WITHOUT A SKELETON KEY.
WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?
I TOOK A LITTLE WALK
AND HAD A BITE TO EAT.
OOPS!
[WHIMPERING]
HEY, THAT SOUNDS
TO ME LIKE
SONJA!
[GROWLING]
IT'S THAT CAT WE WAS CHASING.
HOW'D HE GET IN HERE?
MUST HAVE SNEAKED
IN BEHIND US.
CATCH HIM!
WHERE COULD SPIKE
AND HEATHCLIFF
POSSIBLY BE?
HEY, WHERE'D YOU
GET THE RABBIT?
FROM A USED PET SHOP.
REAL CHEAP, TOO.
A USED PET SHOP?
SOUNDS FISHY TO ME.
SO LONG, GUYS.
[IRISH ACCENT]
WHERE YA HEADED,
BOYS?
TO THE USED PET SHOP.
THAT'S WHERE WE THINK
WE'LL FIND HEATHCLIFF
AND SPIKE.
USED PET SHOP,
IS IT?
OUR COCKER SPANIEL
HAS BEEN MISSIN'
FOR DAYS.
LET'S GO!
[PANTING]
AH, NEVER MIND HIM.
WE'LL GET HIM
WHEN WE COME BACK
WITH MORE ANIMALS.
I'VE GOT TO GET MY PAWS
ON THOSE KEYS.
I DON'T LIKE THAT KITTY
ONE LITTLE BITTY.
WHEN I CATCH HIM,
HE'LL NEVER SAY "MEOW" AGAIN.
MEOW!
THE KEYS!
[GROANING]
NOW WE'LL NEVER
GET OUT OF HERE.
HEATHCLIFF WILL
FIND A WAY.
PFFFT!
GOTCHA!
OHH!
OH, NO.
WHAT WILL
WE DO NOW?
WE'LL BE SOLD!
HEH HEH HEH!
COME DOWN
FROM THERE!
HOW?
JUMP!
GEE, WHY DIDN'
I THINK OF THAT?
HURRY,
HEATHCLIFF, HURRY!
[OPENS LOCK]
[OPENS LOCK]
OH, NO!
IT CAN'T BE.
I MUST BE DREAMING.
[MEOWING, BARKING,
AND SQUAWKING]
HOW DID THEY
GET OUT?
WHO CARES?
NOW, GET THEM BACK IN!
WHAT THE DEVIL?
THAT'S SPIKE!
WHAT'S THAT CA
DOING WITH MY KEYS?
CATS AREN'T SUPPOSED
TO PLAY WITH KEYS.
THEY'RE SUPPOSED TO
PLAY WITH LITTLE
MOUSES.
MOMMY!
HELP!
THAT SHOULD
WRAP THINGS UP.
HEE HEE HEE!
HOO HOO!
SPIKE!
SMITTY!
[BABY TALK]
DID THESE BAD MEN
LOCK YOU UP?
[WHIMPERS]
YOU AND YOUR PAL ARE
GOING TO BE LOCKED UP
FOR A LONG TIME
FOR WHAT YOU DID!
NOW, DON'T GO ANYWHERE.
MY HERO!
OF COURSE.
A FEW MORE SECONDS,
AND WE'D HAVE FREED
EVERYONE OURSELVES!
HA!
[SCREECHING AND HISSING]
HEATHCLIFF!
CAGES ARE TEMPORARY,
BUT DUMB IS FOREVER.
HEE HEE HEE!
HOO HOO HOO!
CLEO'S GOING TO BE
REAL SURPRISED
WHEN SHE FINDS OU
WHAT I GOT PLANNED FOR
OUR FIRST ANNIVERSARY--
DINNER ON THE WHARF
IN THE MOONLIGHT,
A CATNIP BOUQUET,
SOME JE SMELL
NUMBER 13 PERFUME.
[DISTANT MEOW]
OOUUCCH!
OH, MY THUMBO!
JUST ONE MORE NAIL,
MUNGO.
UH, WHO'S GOING
TO TEST THIS THING?
AH, NOT ME!
IT'S YOUR INVENTION,
WORDSWORTH.
YOU TRY IT.
FIRST I HAVE TO
GIVE IT A NAME.
THE STILTMOBILE,
MY CLAIM TO FAME.
1, 2, 3, 4.
OK, GUYS,
LET HER ROAR!
OK, THE BRAKE TEST.
HEY, YOU FLAKES,
WE FORGOT THE BRAKES!
OH, NO! HE'S HEADING
RIGHT FOR RIFFRAFF'S HOUSE!
OH, NO! HERE I GO!
YEOOOWWW!
TRYING OUT YOUR
WINGS, WORDSWORTH?
DIDN'T YOU KNOW
TURKEYS CAN'T FLY?
HUH. HE WAS JUST TESTING
HIS LATEST INVENTION.
YEAH, IT'S
HIS NEW STILTMOBILE.
I'VE TRIED BIG WALKING.
BETTER STICK TO BIG TALKING.
WONDER WHAT MR. ROMANTIC'S
GOT PLANNED FOR TONIGHT.
HUH. PROBABLY A DINNER
OF FISH LEFTOVERS.
[CAR APPROACHING]
HMM. JUST THE KIND
OF CAT I'VE BEEN
LOOKING FOR.
SHE'S PURRFEC
FOR THE NEW PURRFEC
CAT FOOD COMMERCIAL
I'M MAKING.
GET IT, KITTY?
SHEESH!
HMM. I CAN'
TOUCH HER NOW.
TOO MANY PEOPLE
AROUND.
I KNOW. I'LL JUST WAI
IN MY CAR AND FOLLOW HER
WHEN SHE COMES OUT.
[SINISTER LAUGH]
YOU'VE GOT TO COME OU
SOMETIME, KITTY!
SOMETHING'S FISHY
ABOUT THAT CREEP.
OH, AND SPEAKING OF FISHY,
IT'S ALMOST TIME TO MEE
RIFFRAFF AT THE WHARF.
THIS EAU DE MEOW
WILL MAKE ME IRRESISTIBLE.
WOW! AM I A HUNK!
HEY, CASANOVA,
WHATCHA GIVING CLEO
FOR YOUR ANNIVERSARY?
SOME CATNIP AND A BOTTLE
OF JE SMELL NUMBER 13.
OOH, LA, LA!
I CAN SEE US ON THE WHARF NOW.
THAT DUMB RIFFRAFF'S
LATE, AS USUAL.
[DOOR CLOSES]
[SONJA SCREAMS]
[SINISTER LAUGH]
HEY! WAIT A MINUTE!
CLEO'S BEEN CATNAPPED, FELLOWS.
WE'VE GOT TO FIND HER!
MY STILTMOBILE'S
AS GOOD AS NEW,
AND THIS TIME,
WE PUT BRAKES ON, TOO.
JUST REMEMBER
TO USE THEM.
OK, WE GOT EVERYTHING.
LET'S GO FIND CLEO.
OH, SURE, RIFFRAFF,
BUT HOW?
LET'S SEARCH
FOR SOME CLUES.
THERE'S GOT TO BE SOME
TRACE OF CLEO SOMEWHERE.
YOU GUYS CHECK OUT THE AREA
AROUND THE MUSIC STORE.
MUNGO, YOU COME WITH ME.
WE'RE GOING UNDERGROUND.
TELESCOPE.
AH, LET'S SEE
WHAT THERE IS TO SEE.
NOTHING.
WAIT! GIVE ME THAT!
UH, WHAT'S UP,
RIFFRAFF?
NOTHING, MUNGO.
ONLY
[SIGH]
THAT CAT ON THE TV WAS
THE SPITTING IMAGE OF CLEO.
IT'S NO USE, FELLOWS.
THERE'S NO SIGN OF CLEO.
NOT A SIGN!
NOTHING. WE'RE NEVER
GOING TO FIND CLEO.
WE MIGHT AS WELL
HEAD FOR HO--
HOLY SMOKE! LOOK!
Mungo: CLEO!
Hector: THAT'S CLEO!
Wordsworth:
HER FACE IS PLASTERED
ALL OVER THE PLACE.
IT SAYS "PURRFECT CAT FOOD,
FIT FOR A QUEEN."
WELL, WELL.
LOOK WHAT WE HAVE HEEERREE.
UH, TAKING UP
SKYDIVING, RIFFRAFF?
THAT'S THE PURRFECT CAT FOOD
COMPANY DOWN THERE.
THAT CREEP'S LIMO
IS PARKED OUTSIDE.
I BET CLEO'S IN THERE.
All: TO THE RESCUE!
Hector: WE'LL TAKE
THE CATMOBILE.
Wordsworth:
AND MY STILTMOBILE.
I'LL TAKE
THE STILTMOBILE.
YOU GUYS TAKE
THE CATMOBILE.
I'M GOING IN CIRCLES.
HOW ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO
STEER THIS THING ANYWAY?
ZOWEE!
HANG ON, FELLOWS.
THIS IS GOING TO BE
A ROUGH RIDE!
WHOA!
[GROANING]
SHH!
YOU JUST GOT ME
THE BIGGEST CONTRAC
OF MY LIFE,
AND THIS IS JUS
THE BEGINNING!
YUCK.
YOU KNOW, YOU GE
PRETTIER EVERY DAY,
KITTY,
AND I GET RICHER!
HA HA HA!
O SOLE MIO
HER NAME IS CLEO
HA HA HA!
OH, I THINK
I'M GOING TO BE SICK.
COME ON, RIFFRAFF.
I CAN'T STAND
MUCH MORE OF THIS.
LET'S GO, GUYS.
THIS IS IT!
I DON'T KNOW
WHAT'S WORSE
HIM OR HIS DUMB CIGAR.
WISH HE'D OPEN A WINDOW.
HMM. IF I CAN GET HIM
TO OPEN THE WINDOW,
I CAN GET OUT!
[COUGHING]
WOULDN'T WANT A CHEAP
CIGAR TO COME BETWEEN
ME AND MY MILLIONS,
WOULD WE, KITTY?
OH, WOULDN'T WE?
RIFF! RIFF!
JUMP, CLEO.
I'LL SAVE YOU!
HURRY, CLEO! JUMP!
GET BACK IN HERE!
ALL MY BEAUTIFUL
MILLIONS
I CAN'T LET THEM
FLY OUT THE WINDOW!
BOY, THAT WAS CLOSE.
YOU OK, CLEO?
THIS IS NO JOYRIDE,
DADDY-LONGLEGS.
YOU WANT TO PLAY HERO?
GET ME OFF OF HERE!
MEOWWW!
YAAA!
JUST LIKE
IN THE MOVIES.
I'M A REAL HERO!
SOME HERO.
SOME ANNIVERSARY!
ABOUT TIME
YOU SHOWED UP!
LOOK OUT!
UH-OH.
YAAA!
Both: NOT AGAIN!
NOT EXACTLY THE SMOOTHES
OF RESCUES, RIFFRAFF.
DON'T FORGET
YOU'RE DEALING
WITH ROYALTY!
EXCUSE ME,
CLEOPATRA.
IT'S HIM!
HE'S COMING!
UH-OH! WHAT WILL
WE DO, RIFFRAFF?
FIRST WE PUT UP
A SMOKE SCREEN.
THEN WE POINT HIM IN
THE WRONG DIRECTION.
HERE HE COMES!
LET'S GO!
OH, THOSE WRETCHED FELINES!
THEY CAN'T STEAL MY MEAL TICKE
AND GET AWAY WITH IT.
[SPINNING WHEELS]
THERE SHE IS.
I'M COMING
TO GET YOU, KITTY.
[CRASH]
OHH!
[ALL LAUGHING]
[SNIFF SNIFF]
JE SMELL NUMBER 13.
THANK YOU, RIFFY.
OH, I LOVE JE SMELL.
HERE, YOU GUYS,
HAVE A TREAT.
HEY! NOT BAD, HUH, GUYS?
I'VE HAD ENOUGH
OF SHOW BIZ
AND PURRFEC
CAT FOOD,
BUT IT'S
A PURRFECT NIGH
FOR A STROLL
IN THE MOONLIGHT,
RIFFRAFF
UNLESS YOU'D RATHER
SIT HERE AND WATCH TV
WITH YOUR CRONIES.
HERE I COME, CLEO!
[CRASH]
OH, RIFFRAFF,
YOU'RE SOROMANTIC.
HA HA HA!
HA HA HA!
SOME DOGS HAVE A BAD HABIT OF
CHEWING ON FURNITURE AND STUFF.
THIS IS A BAD HABIT, BUT ONE
THAT IS EASY TO CURE.
YOU SHOULD GIVE YOUR DOG A BALL,
OR A RAWHIDE CHEW.
IF THAT DOESN'T STOP HIM, YOU
CAN GET A SPRAY
AT A PET STORE.
THAT SHOULD STOP HIM QUICK!
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