Heathcliff & the Catillac Cats (1984) s01e48 Episode Script
Service with a Smile/Junk Food
HEATHCLIFF, HEATHCLIFF,
NO ONE SHOULD ♪
TERRIFY
THEIR NEIGHBORHOOD ♪
BUT HEATHCLIFF
JUST WON'T BE UNDONE ♪
PLAYING PRANKS
ON EVERYONE ♪
THERE'S A RACE
TO BE ON TOP ♪
THE COMPETITION
DOESN'T STOP ♪
HE'S MIXING
WITH THE LADIES FAIR ♪
BEING CHARMING,
DEBONAIR ♪
THE KING
WILL REIGN SUPREME ♪
AND NO ONE
CAN DENY-Y-Y-Y ♪
HE'LL MAKE
A MYSTERY ♪
AND ALWAYS HAVE
AN ALIBI-I ♪
SO JOIN IN THE JUBILEE
THE CATS ARE GREAT,
THEY'LL ALL AGREE ♪
DEFYING THEM
MEETS CALAMITY ♪
THE CAT'S SUPERIORITY
OH O-OH O-O-OH O-OH
O-O-OH OH OH
O-O-OH O-OH ♪
HEATHCLIFF, HEATHCLIFF,
NO ONE SHOULD ♪
TERRIFY
THEIR NEIGHBORHOOD ♪
BUT HEATHCLIFF
JUST WON'T BE UNDONE ♪
YOU SHOULD REALIZE
HE CAN WIN IT WITH YOU
CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
FOX FAMILY CHANNEL AND
THE U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION
[SNORING]
OH, OH, OH.
JUST LOOK AT YOU,
GRANDPA.
WHEN'S THE LAST TIME
YOU GOT ANY EXERCISE?
WHAT ARE YOU TALKIN'
ABOUT, GRANDMA?
WHY, I'M AS FI
AS I WAS AT 21.
[COUGHS]
[WHEEZING]
UNFORTUNATELY, THAT'S TRUE.
THIS WHOLE FAMILY
NEEDS TO GET MORE EXERCISE.
IGGY AND MARCY
ARE ON THEIR WAY
TO THE TENNIS CLUB
RIGHT NOW.
I EXERCISE.
[GULPS]
PICKING THE NEWSPAPER
UP OFF THE LAWN
IS HARDLY EXERCISE.
I'VE RESERVED US A COUR
AT THE TENNIS CLUB.
BUT--
WE'RE GOING TO PLAY TENNIS,
AND THAT'S FINAL!
IF HEATHCLIFF CAN EXERCISE,
SO CAN YOU!
DRAT THAT CAT.
[SQUEAK]
[SLURPING]
I JUST LOVE THESE
EARLY-MORNING WORKOUTS.
AND IF A LITTLE EXERCISE
WILL KEEP GRANDMA HAPPY,
THEN I'M HAPPY TO DO
AS LITTLE AS I CAN.
ALL RIGHT,
THAT'S ALL FOR TODAY.
WE'RE MOVING.
I'M TALKING
TO THE REAL ESTATE AGEN
TOMORROW.
REPORT BACK HERE
FIRST THING TOMORROW MORNING.
FORGE
THE REAL ESTATE AGENT.
WE'RE MOVING NOW!
[YAWNING]
WELL, UH, MAYBE I SHOULD
GO TO THE TENNIS CLUB
WITH THEM.
AND BESIDES, THE CLUB
SERVES ITS MILK OVER ICE.
HIYA, ICKY.
THAT'S IGGY.
WHAT DO YOU WANT,
MUGSY?
JUST WANTED TO SEE
HOW YOU 2 LOVEBIRDS
ARE DOING.
CUT IT OUT, MUGSY.
IGGY AND I
ARE ON OUR WAY
TO THE TENNIS CLUB.
OH! THE TENNIS CLUB.
TENNIS IS A SISSY GAME.
YOU TAKE THAT BACK,
MUGSY FAVOR!
PLAYING SISSY GAMES
WITH A GIRL
WHO PUSHES AROUND
A DUMB BABY CARRIAGE.
HA HA HA!
HA HA HA!
HIYA, SPIKERONI.
YIKESAROONEY!
OH, YEAH?
YOU THINK
YOU'RE SO TOUGH?
Mugsy: YEAH!
LET'S PLAY
A GAME OF TENNIS.
THEN WE'LL SEE
WHO'S TOUGHEST.
I'M GONNA PULVERIZE YA.
UNLESS YOU'RE
TOO CHICKEN TO SHOW UP.
UH, DID SOMEBODY
MENTION CHICKEN?
YEAH, MUNGO.
YOU GOT THE BRAIN
OF A CHICKEN.
GEE, THANKS, HECTOR.
OF COURSE IGGY'S
NOT CHICKEN,
YOU BIG BULLY.
HE'S GONNA CREAM YA!
HE'S GONNA--
THAT'S ENOUGH, MARCY.
DON'T MAKE HIM MAD.
HEH HEH HEH.
[SNICKERING]
OH, WHOA!
YOU'LL PAY FOR THIS!
OH, YEAH?
WELL, IF YOU WIN,
IGGY WILL DO YOUR CHORES
FOR A WEEK.
MAKE IT A MONTH.
UH, WAIT.
YOU GOT IT.
IGGY'S GONNA
WIPE THE COURT WITH YOU.
OH!
[CHEERING]
YOU CAN DO IT, IGGY!
THANKS, HEATHCLIFF.
HEY, NUTMEG, WE GONNA
PLAY TENNIS OR WHAT?
HERE'S A SAMPLE OF WHA
I'M GONNA DO TO YA.
GET READY, GRANDPA.
HERE IT COMES.
OOP!
GO AHEAD, GRANDMA.
JUST TRY
TO GET ONE PAST ME.
COME ON.
I'M WAITIN'!
THIS IS GONNA BE
A LONG DAY.
COME ON, IGGY!
YOU CAN DO IT!
WE'RE ALL BEHIND YOU
ALL THE WAY!
KNOCK THE BALL
DOWN HIS THROAT!
MURDER HIM, MUGSY!
HOW'D I EVER GET MYSELF
INTO THIS MESS?
HERE IT COMES.
HEY, NOT FAIR!
THAT'S A FOUL!
WHAT FOUL?
DID YOU SEE A FOUL?
GEE, BOSS, I DON'T KNOW.
YOU MEAN, LIKE A CHICKEN?
THAT WASN'T NO FOUL
YOUR EYES DID SEE,
JUST A FLASH OF LIGH
AND A PLAYFUL BREEZE.
YAY, IGGY!
DID YA SEE THAT, HECTOR?
DID YA?
THAT WAS GOOD,
HECTOR, WASN'T IT?
MUNGO, YOU MUTTONHEAD.
WE'RE ROOTING FOR MUGSY!
HUH?
YOU GOT A SPLI
PERSONALITY, SPIKE.
HA HA HA HA HA!
GRRR!
PTOOI! PTOOI!
PTOOI!
THAT TENNIS BALL
SERVING MACHINE
WILL TEACH THAT ORANGE FUR BALL
TO MESS WITH ME.
OH! OOH! AAH!
PTOOI!
YOU'RE ASKIN' FOR IT,
MACKEREL MOUTH.
HUH?!
WHOA!
ULP!
UH, THAT ONE LOOKED GOOD
TO ME, HECTOR.
ARE YOU KIDDIN'?
IGGY'S SHO
WAS OUT BY A MILE,
YOU AIRHEAD.
I HATE TO DISAGREE,
BUT EVEN AN IDIO
COULD SEE
IGGY'S SHOT WAS
AS GOOD AS CAN BE.
AH, WHO YOU CALLIN'
AN IDIOT?
UH, WHAT AM I DOING
IN THIS FIGHT?
UH, I GUESS I DON'
REALLY NEED TO KNOW.
GO FOR IT, IGGY!
WAY TO GO, IGGY!
HA HA HA HA--
HEH HEH HEH.
AH HEH HEH.
HO HO AH HEH HEH
HEH HEH HO HO--
THIS IS THE LAST BALL,
GRANDPA.
TRY TO SWING AT IT,
AT LEAST.
HOW DO YOU EXPECT ME
TO HIT ANYTHING
WHEN YOU DON'T KNOW
THE FIRST THING
ABOUT THE GAME?
WHAT HAPPENED?!
NICE SHOT, GRANDPA.
NATURALLY.
WHAT DID YOU EXPECT?
AAH! OHH!
OUCH!
TENNIS IS MY LIFE.
WIMBLEDON, WATCH OUT.
[CATS SCREECHING]
REOWR!
RRRR!
GO, IGGY!
YES, QUICK,
SEND OUT THE RIOT SQUAD!
OOH.
THIS IS IT, NUTMEG.
WHOEVER WINS THIS POIN
WINS THE GAME.
NOT NOW,
HEATHCLIFF.
THIS IS GAME POINT.
HUH?
I DID IT!
I WON!
HEATHCLIFF, I WON!
YAY!
HOORAY FOR IGGY!
I'M NEVER PLAYING
TENNIS WITH YOU AGAIN.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN "AGAIN"?
[SIRENS]
[RINGS]
BREAKFAST, PLEASE.
WHY, I OUGHTA
[MUTTERS]
VERY GOOD, MUGSY.
THANK YOU, SIR.
RRRR ARR ARR!
I HOPE WE'RE NOT MAKING
ANOTHER MISTAKE.
YESTERDAY'S STEW
TASTED LIKE MY SHOE.
IT WAS YOUR SHOE.
YECCH.
UH, HERE COMES
MUNGO'S SPECIAL,
THE BEST THING
I EVER MADE.
WHAT A FEAST,
HUH?
HERE'S YOURS,
RIFF RAFF.
WELL
WISH ME LUCK.
HEY!
THIS STUFF
IS REALLY GOOD!
YOU'RE
KIDDING!
IT ISGOOD!
IT ISGOOD!
AH HEH HEH HEH HEH.
I KNEW YOU GUYS
WOULD LIKE IT.
"LIKE IT" DON'T SAY ENOUGH
ABOUT THIS FANTASTIC,
WONDERFUL, INCREDIBLE STUFF.
I CAN'T BELIEVE
YOU MADE THIS.
IT'S BETTER THAN
ANY FOOD I EVER
HAD IN MY LIFE.
WHAT'S IN THIS STUFF,
MUNGO?
UH, IT'S MY MOM'S
SECRETRECIPE.
I CAN'T TELL YOU
WHAT'S IN IT.
WELL, SECRET OR NOT,
I GOTTA TAKE
SOME OF THIS TO CLEO.
IT'S GONNA
KNOCK HER CRAZY.
CLEO!
HELLO.
BRING ME
A LITTLE PRESENT?
IT HAS A NICE FRAGRANCE.
NOT BAD.
LET ME TRY
SOME MORE.
THAT WAS
THE LAST OF IT.
MUNGO ONLY
MADE ENOUGH
FOR LUNCH.
WELL, LET'S JUS
GO TELL HIM
WE'RE STARVED
FOR AN EARLY SUPPER.
HEY, SLOW DOOOWN!
WAIT A MINUTE.
WOULD YOU PAY
FOR SOME OF THAT FOOD?
OF COURSE I WOULD.
I'VE NEVER EATEN
ANYTHING THAT GOOD
BEFORE.
DO YOU THINK
ANYBODY ELSE WOULD?
WELL, NOT EVERYBODY
IS AS SMART AS I--
I'LL SELL
THE STUFF!
I'LL OPEN
A RESTAURAN
RIGH
IN THE JUNKYARD!
OK, THIS IS HOW
IT'S GONNA BE.
HECTOR'S GONNA BE
THE MAITRE D'.
WORDSWORTH,
YOU'RE THE WAITER.
LIKE, I'LL NEVER
BE RUDE WHEN I'M
SERVIN' THE FOOD.
MUNGO WILL BE
THE COOK.
UH, OH, BOY!
AND CLEO WILL BE
THE HOSTESS.
Leroy: OK,
WHAT'S GOIN' ON HERE?
LET ME BE THE FIRS
TO WELCOME YOU
TO AN ELEGAN
NEW RESTAURANT,
RIFF RAFF'S JUNK FOOD.
A RESTAURAN
IN MY JUNKYARD?
NEVER. YOU GOT THAT?
THERE WILL
NEVER, NEVER
BE A RESTAURAN
FOR CATS
IN MY JUNKYARD.
IT'S A GOOD THING
FOR THEM
THAT THEY DIDN'
GO AHEAD WITH THA
STUPID RESTAURANT.
WHAT'S THE PASSWORD?
LEROY'S A JERK.
[HUMMING A TUNE]
BOY, IF MOM
COULD SEE ME NOW.
WELCOME, FRIEND CAT,
TO RIFF RAFF'S JUNK FOOD
RESTAURANT,
WHERE THE ELITE
MEET AND EAT.
OVER HERE, JACK.
YOUR FOOD'S
GETTIN' COLD.
LISTEN, IF SHE KEEPS
PULLIN' THE CUSTOMERS
LIKE THAT,
WE'RE GONNA HAVE
A RESTAURANT FULL
OF ONE-ARMED CATS.
SHE'S JUS
SHOWING OFF.
SHE'LL SETTLE DOWN.
[KNOCK ON DOOR]
YIKES!
IT'S RUDOLFO KATZ,
THE CAT TIMES
RESTAURANT CRITIC.
HE COULD MAKE
THIS PLACE
THE TOP
CAT RESTAURAN
IN TOWN.
LET HIM IN.
W-W-W-WHAT'S
THE PASSWORD?
OH, GIVE ME A BREAK.
LET HIM IN,
YOU IDIOT.
[CLEARS THROAT]
HMM.
HOW QUAINT.
AS THE OWNER
OF THIS NEW EATING
ESTABLISHMENT,
I WELCOME YOU.
PUT THIS SOMEWHERE,
WILL YOU?
TURKEY.
AHEM!
MAY I BE SEATED,
MISS?
AS LONG AS YOUR LEGS
DON'T BEND THE WRONG WAY,
WHY NOT?
OHH!
OHH!
RIGHT THIS WAY,
MR. KATZ.
WE'VE GO
A SPECIAL TABLE SET UP
JUST FOR YOU.
WHO IS THA
RUDE YOUNG WOMAN?
UH, SHE'S, UH,
SHE'S, UH
SHE'S, UH,
SOMEBODY'S SISTER.
OH.
THAT WAS
THE MOST MAGNIFICEN
CAT FOOD
I'VE EVER EATEN
IN MY LIFE.
YOU WILL RECEIVE 5 STARS
IN MY NEXT REVIEW.
HOORAY!HOORAY!
BUT TELL ME, WHAT IS
ALL THIS SILLY BUSINESS
WITH A PASSWORD?
OH, THAT'S FOR LEROY
THE JUNKYARD DOG.
WE USE THE PASSWORD
SO HE CAN'T COME IN
AND CLOSE US DOWN. OOP.
A DOG!
THAT'S A SERIOUS MATTER.
A REALLY
GREAT RESTAURAN
SHOULD BE FREE
OF SUCH DISTRACTIONS.
I'M SORRY, BUT AS LONG
AS THE DOG IS A MENACE,
I'LL HAVE TO TAKE AWAY
ONE OF YOUR STARS.
LET ME KNOW WHEN YOU'VE
SOLVED YOUR PROBLEM,
AND I'LL GIVE YOU
YOUR STAR BACK.
Riff Raff:
DON'T WORRY, MR. KATZ.
WE'LL TAKE CARE OF LEROY.
BESIDES, HE DOESN'T EVEN
KNOW WE'RE IN BUSINESS.
OH, YEAH? WELL, NO
ONLY DOES LEROY KNOW
YOU'RE INBUSINESS.
HE KNOWS YOU'RE GOING
OUTOF BUSINESS
TOMORROW.
HEY, YOU CATS!
I'M GONNA DESTROY
YOUR HOTSY-TOTSY
LITTLE RESTAURANT!
WHAT RESTAURANT?
"WHAT RESTAURANT"?
COME ON HERE, FELLAS.
THIS IS LEROY
YOU'RE TALKIN' TO.
I'M TALKIN'
ABOUT THE RESTAURAN
BEHIND THAT DOOR.
THERE'S NO RESTAURAN
BEHIND THAT DOOR.
NO RESTAURANT, HUH?
SO WHAT DO YOU CALL THAT?
A DOOR.
HUH?
WHAT'S GOIN' ON?!
ANOTHER DOOR!
LOTS OF DOORS, HUH?
[DEEP SIGH]
OK, THERE'S
NO RESTAURANT.
I WAS WRONG.
I'M NOT SUCH A BIG DOG
THAT I CAN'T ADMIT MY MISTAKES.
SORRY, GUYS.
THEY'VE GOTTA BE STUPID
TO THINK I'M GONNA FALL
FOR THAT OLD TRICK.
JUST WAIT UNTIL TONIGHT,
WHEN THE PLACE IS PACKED.
THENTHEY'RE GONNA GE
A BIG SURPRISE.
OK, GUYS,
IT'S JUS
AS WE THOUGHT,
SO LETS GO AHEAD
WITH OUR PLANS
FOR TONIGHT.
OK.
IT'S JUST ABOUT TIME.
POSITIONS, EVERYONE.
READY.
READY.
READY.
CATS, WE ARE
PLEASED TO ANNOUNCE
THAT TONIGHT WE ARE
ADDING A FLOOR SHOW
TO OUR VENUE.
YAY!
YAY!
YAY!
THEY'RE GONNA BE
SO SURPRISED.
WE ARE PROUD TO PRESEN
LEROY THE WONDER DOG.
OH, NOOO!
OH! AAH-GEH!
GEH-GEH-GEH!
WHOA-GEH!
WHOA-YAAH!
[WHISTLING A TUNE]
YOU'RE GONNA GET I
FOR THIS, RIFF RAFF.
YAY!
YAY!
YAY!
THANK YOU,
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!
I LOVE YOU ALL!
WHAT A HAM.
I'LL NEVER
GET HIM OFF.
WELL DONE.
WELL DONE.
I'M GIVING YOU BACK
YOUR STAR.
YOU'LL BE THE ONLY
5-STAR RESTAURAN
IN TOWN.
BRAVO!
WE'RE A HIT!
NOTHING
CAN GO WRONG NOW!
HEY, MUNGO, ARE YOU
READY WITH THE CHOW?
MY TABLES WAN
THEIR FOOD, LIKE, NOW.
UH, ALMOST FINISHED.
LIKE, THIS FOOD
IS REALLY HOT.
WHAT-ALL GOES
INTO THE POT?
UH, IT'S A SECRET.
MY MOM TAUGHT ME
HOW TO MAKE I
AND WHAT TO LOOK FOR.
ARE THESE CANS
PART OF THE PLAN?
UH, YEAH.
THEY'RE THE SECRET.
I DON'T EVEN
KNOW WHAT IT IS,
'CAUSE I JUST LOOK
AT THE PICTURE.
UH, I CAN'
READ TOO GOOD.
MUNGO, YOUR READING'S
REAL CRUDE.
YOU'RE FEEDING US ALL
DOG FOOD.
UH, I AM?
DOG FOOD?!DOG FOOD?!DOG FOOD?!
DOG FOOD?!
DOG FOOD?!
DOG FOOD?!
I CAN'T BELIEVE IT.
I HAD IT ALL,
AND NOW IT'S GONE.
RUDOLFO KATZ EVEN
TOOK AWAY MY STARS.
'EY, DON'T WORRY.
IT WAS GREA
WHILE IT LASTED.
BOTH DAYS.
[RIFF RAFF GROANS]
I DON'T KNOW
WHY EVERYBODY TOOK OFF.
THIS STUFF IS GREAT.
MY COMPLIMENTS
TO THE CHEF.
IF YOU LET YOUR PET OUTSIDE
THERE'S A REAL GOOD CHANCE
HE'LL GET FLEAS. NOW, THERE'S
SEVERAL THINGS YOU CAN DO
TO TRY AND COMBAT THESE LITTLE
DEVILS. FLEA SPRAY CAN BE GOOD,
BUT SOME CATS ARE FRIGHTENED BY
THE SOUND.
AND YOU SHOULD NEVER USE A SPRAY
FOR DOGS ON YOUR CAT.
IT MIGHT MAKE HIM SICK. FLEA
TAGS AND COLLARS ARE A GREAT WAY
OF KEEPING THOSE PESKY FLEAS OFF
OF YOUR PET.
YOUR PET WILL APPRECIATE IT.
CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
FOX FAMILY CHANNEL AND
THE U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION
NO ONE SHOULD ♪
TERRIFY
THEIR NEIGHBORHOOD ♪
BUT HEATHCLIFF
JUST WON'T BE UNDONE ♪
PLAYING PRANKS
ON EVERYONE ♪
THERE'S A RACE
TO BE ON TOP ♪
THE COMPETITION
DOESN'T STOP ♪
HE'S MIXING
WITH THE LADIES FAIR ♪
BEING CHARMING,
DEBONAIR ♪
THE KING
WILL REIGN SUPREME ♪
AND NO ONE
CAN DENY-Y-Y-Y ♪
HE'LL MAKE
A MYSTERY ♪
AND ALWAYS HAVE
AN ALIBI-I ♪
SO JOIN IN THE JUBILEE
THE CATS ARE GREAT,
THEY'LL ALL AGREE ♪
DEFYING THEM
MEETS CALAMITY ♪
THE CAT'S SUPERIORITY
OH O-OH O-O-OH O-OH
O-O-OH OH OH
O-O-OH O-OH ♪
HEATHCLIFF, HEATHCLIFF,
NO ONE SHOULD ♪
TERRIFY
THEIR NEIGHBORHOOD ♪
BUT HEATHCLIFF
JUST WON'T BE UNDONE ♪
YOU SHOULD REALIZE
HE CAN WIN IT WITH YOU
CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
FOX FAMILY CHANNEL AND
THE U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION
[SNORING]
OH, OH, OH.
JUST LOOK AT YOU,
GRANDPA.
WHEN'S THE LAST TIME
YOU GOT ANY EXERCISE?
WHAT ARE YOU TALKIN'
ABOUT, GRANDMA?
WHY, I'M AS FI
AS I WAS AT 21.
[COUGHS]
[WHEEZING]
UNFORTUNATELY, THAT'S TRUE.
THIS WHOLE FAMILY
NEEDS TO GET MORE EXERCISE.
IGGY AND MARCY
ARE ON THEIR WAY
TO THE TENNIS CLUB
RIGHT NOW.
I EXERCISE.
[GULPS]
PICKING THE NEWSPAPER
UP OFF THE LAWN
IS HARDLY EXERCISE.
I'VE RESERVED US A COUR
AT THE TENNIS CLUB.
BUT--
WE'RE GOING TO PLAY TENNIS,
AND THAT'S FINAL!
IF HEATHCLIFF CAN EXERCISE,
SO CAN YOU!
DRAT THAT CAT.
[SQUEAK]
[SLURPING]
I JUST LOVE THESE
EARLY-MORNING WORKOUTS.
AND IF A LITTLE EXERCISE
WILL KEEP GRANDMA HAPPY,
THEN I'M HAPPY TO DO
AS LITTLE AS I CAN.
ALL RIGHT,
THAT'S ALL FOR TODAY.
WE'RE MOVING.
I'M TALKING
TO THE REAL ESTATE AGEN
TOMORROW.
REPORT BACK HERE
FIRST THING TOMORROW MORNING.
FORGE
THE REAL ESTATE AGENT.
WE'RE MOVING NOW!
[YAWNING]
WELL, UH, MAYBE I SHOULD
GO TO THE TENNIS CLUB
WITH THEM.
AND BESIDES, THE CLUB
SERVES ITS MILK OVER ICE.
HIYA, ICKY.
THAT'S IGGY.
WHAT DO YOU WANT,
MUGSY?
JUST WANTED TO SEE
HOW YOU 2 LOVEBIRDS
ARE DOING.
CUT IT OUT, MUGSY.
IGGY AND I
ARE ON OUR WAY
TO THE TENNIS CLUB.
OH! THE TENNIS CLUB.
TENNIS IS A SISSY GAME.
YOU TAKE THAT BACK,
MUGSY FAVOR!
PLAYING SISSY GAMES
WITH A GIRL
WHO PUSHES AROUND
A DUMB BABY CARRIAGE.
HA HA HA!
HA HA HA!
HIYA, SPIKERONI.
YIKESAROONEY!
OH, YEAH?
YOU THINK
YOU'RE SO TOUGH?
Mugsy: YEAH!
LET'S PLAY
A GAME OF TENNIS.
THEN WE'LL SEE
WHO'S TOUGHEST.
I'M GONNA PULVERIZE YA.
UNLESS YOU'RE
TOO CHICKEN TO SHOW UP.
UH, DID SOMEBODY
MENTION CHICKEN?
YEAH, MUNGO.
YOU GOT THE BRAIN
OF A CHICKEN.
GEE, THANKS, HECTOR.
OF COURSE IGGY'S
NOT CHICKEN,
YOU BIG BULLY.
HE'S GONNA CREAM YA!
HE'S GONNA--
THAT'S ENOUGH, MARCY.
DON'T MAKE HIM MAD.
HEH HEH HEH.
[SNICKERING]
OH, WHOA!
YOU'LL PAY FOR THIS!
OH, YEAH?
WELL, IF YOU WIN,
IGGY WILL DO YOUR CHORES
FOR A WEEK.
MAKE IT A MONTH.
UH, WAIT.
YOU GOT IT.
IGGY'S GONNA
WIPE THE COURT WITH YOU.
OH!
[CHEERING]
YOU CAN DO IT, IGGY!
THANKS, HEATHCLIFF.
HEY, NUTMEG, WE GONNA
PLAY TENNIS OR WHAT?
HERE'S A SAMPLE OF WHA
I'M GONNA DO TO YA.
GET READY, GRANDPA.
HERE IT COMES.
OOP!
GO AHEAD, GRANDMA.
JUST TRY
TO GET ONE PAST ME.
COME ON.
I'M WAITIN'!
THIS IS GONNA BE
A LONG DAY.
COME ON, IGGY!
YOU CAN DO IT!
WE'RE ALL BEHIND YOU
ALL THE WAY!
KNOCK THE BALL
DOWN HIS THROAT!
MURDER HIM, MUGSY!
HOW'D I EVER GET MYSELF
INTO THIS MESS?
HERE IT COMES.
HEY, NOT FAIR!
THAT'S A FOUL!
WHAT FOUL?
DID YOU SEE A FOUL?
GEE, BOSS, I DON'T KNOW.
YOU MEAN, LIKE A CHICKEN?
THAT WASN'T NO FOUL
YOUR EYES DID SEE,
JUST A FLASH OF LIGH
AND A PLAYFUL BREEZE.
YAY, IGGY!
DID YA SEE THAT, HECTOR?
DID YA?
THAT WAS GOOD,
HECTOR, WASN'T IT?
MUNGO, YOU MUTTONHEAD.
WE'RE ROOTING FOR MUGSY!
HUH?
YOU GOT A SPLI
PERSONALITY, SPIKE.
HA HA HA HA HA!
GRRR!
PTOOI! PTOOI!
PTOOI!
THAT TENNIS BALL
SERVING MACHINE
WILL TEACH THAT ORANGE FUR BALL
TO MESS WITH ME.
OH! OOH! AAH!
PTOOI!
YOU'RE ASKIN' FOR IT,
MACKEREL MOUTH.
HUH?!
WHOA!
ULP!
UH, THAT ONE LOOKED GOOD
TO ME, HECTOR.
ARE YOU KIDDIN'?
IGGY'S SHO
WAS OUT BY A MILE,
YOU AIRHEAD.
I HATE TO DISAGREE,
BUT EVEN AN IDIO
COULD SEE
IGGY'S SHOT WAS
AS GOOD AS CAN BE.
AH, WHO YOU CALLIN'
AN IDIOT?
UH, WHAT AM I DOING
IN THIS FIGHT?
UH, I GUESS I DON'
REALLY NEED TO KNOW.
GO FOR IT, IGGY!
WAY TO GO, IGGY!
HA HA HA HA--
HEH HEH HEH.
AH HEH HEH.
HO HO AH HEH HEH
HEH HEH HO HO--
THIS IS THE LAST BALL,
GRANDPA.
TRY TO SWING AT IT,
AT LEAST.
HOW DO YOU EXPECT ME
TO HIT ANYTHING
WHEN YOU DON'T KNOW
THE FIRST THING
ABOUT THE GAME?
WHAT HAPPENED?!
NICE SHOT, GRANDPA.
NATURALLY.
WHAT DID YOU EXPECT?
AAH! OHH!
OUCH!
TENNIS IS MY LIFE.
WIMBLEDON, WATCH OUT.
[CATS SCREECHING]
REOWR!
RRRR!
GO, IGGY!
YES, QUICK,
SEND OUT THE RIOT SQUAD!
OOH.
THIS IS IT, NUTMEG.
WHOEVER WINS THIS POIN
WINS THE GAME.
NOT NOW,
HEATHCLIFF.
THIS IS GAME POINT.
HUH?
I DID IT!
I WON!
HEATHCLIFF, I WON!
YAY!
HOORAY FOR IGGY!
I'M NEVER PLAYING
TENNIS WITH YOU AGAIN.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN "AGAIN"?
[SIRENS]
[RINGS]
BREAKFAST, PLEASE.
WHY, I OUGHTA
[MUTTERS]
VERY GOOD, MUGSY.
THANK YOU, SIR.
RRRR ARR ARR!
I HOPE WE'RE NOT MAKING
ANOTHER MISTAKE.
YESTERDAY'S STEW
TASTED LIKE MY SHOE.
IT WAS YOUR SHOE.
YECCH.
UH, HERE COMES
MUNGO'S SPECIAL,
THE BEST THING
I EVER MADE.
WHAT A FEAST,
HUH?
HERE'S YOURS,
RIFF RAFF.
WELL
WISH ME LUCK.
HEY!
THIS STUFF
IS REALLY GOOD!
YOU'RE
KIDDING!
IT ISGOOD!
IT ISGOOD!
AH HEH HEH HEH HEH.
I KNEW YOU GUYS
WOULD LIKE IT.
"LIKE IT" DON'T SAY ENOUGH
ABOUT THIS FANTASTIC,
WONDERFUL, INCREDIBLE STUFF.
I CAN'T BELIEVE
YOU MADE THIS.
IT'S BETTER THAN
ANY FOOD I EVER
HAD IN MY LIFE.
WHAT'S IN THIS STUFF,
MUNGO?
UH, IT'S MY MOM'S
SECRETRECIPE.
I CAN'T TELL YOU
WHAT'S IN IT.
WELL, SECRET OR NOT,
I GOTTA TAKE
SOME OF THIS TO CLEO.
IT'S GONNA
KNOCK HER CRAZY.
CLEO!
HELLO.
BRING ME
A LITTLE PRESENT?
IT HAS A NICE FRAGRANCE.
NOT BAD.
LET ME TRY
SOME MORE.
THAT WAS
THE LAST OF IT.
MUNGO ONLY
MADE ENOUGH
FOR LUNCH.
WELL, LET'S JUS
GO TELL HIM
WE'RE STARVED
FOR AN EARLY SUPPER.
HEY, SLOW DOOOWN!
WAIT A MINUTE.
WOULD YOU PAY
FOR SOME OF THAT FOOD?
OF COURSE I WOULD.
I'VE NEVER EATEN
ANYTHING THAT GOOD
BEFORE.
DO YOU THINK
ANYBODY ELSE WOULD?
WELL, NOT EVERYBODY
IS AS SMART AS I--
I'LL SELL
THE STUFF!
I'LL OPEN
A RESTAURAN
RIGH
IN THE JUNKYARD!
OK, THIS IS HOW
IT'S GONNA BE.
HECTOR'S GONNA BE
THE MAITRE D'.
WORDSWORTH,
YOU'RE THE WAITER.
LIKE, I'LL NEVER
BE RUDE WHEN I'M
SERVIN' THE FOOD.
MUNGO WILL BE
THE COOK.
UH, OH, BOY!
AND CLEO WILL BE
THE HOSTESS.
Leroy: OK,
WHAT'S GOIN' ON HERE?
LET ME BE THE FIRS
TO WELCOME YOU
TO AN ELEGAN
NEW RESTAURANT,
RIFF RAFF'S JUNK FOOD.
A RESTAURAN
IN MY JUNKYARD?
NEVER. YOU GOT THAT?
THERE WILL
NEVER, NEVER
BE A RESTAURAN
FOR CATS
IN MY JUNKYARD.
IT'S A GOOD THING
FOR THEM
THAT THEY DIDN'
GO AHEAD WITH THA
STUPID RESTAURANT.
WHAT'S THE PASSWORD?
LEROY'S A JERK.
[HUMMING A TUNE]
BOY, IF MOM
COULD SEE ME NOW.
WELCOME, FRIEND CAT,
TO RIFF RAFF'S JUNK FOOD
RESTAURANT,
WHERE THE ELITE
MEET AND EAT.
OVER HERE, JACK.
YOUR FOOD'S
GETTIN' COLD.
LISTEN, IF SHE KEEPS
PULLIN' THE CUSTOMERS
LIKE THAT,
WE'RE GONNA HAVE
A RESTAURANT FULL
OF ONE-ARMED CATS.
SHE'S JUS
SHOWING OFF.
SHE'LL SETTLE DOWN.
[KNOCK ON DOOR]
YIKES!
IT'S RUDOLFO KATZ,
THE CAT TIMES
RESTAURANT CRITIC.
HE COULD MAKE
THIS PLACE
THE TOP
CAT RESTAURAN
IN TOWN.
LET HIM IN.
W-W-W-WHAT'S
THE PASSWORD?
OH, GIVE ME A BREAK.
LET HIM IN,
YOU IDIOT.
[CLEARS THROAT]
HMM.
HOW QUAINT.
AS THE OWNER
OF THIS NEW EATING
ESTABLISHMENT,
I WELCOME YOU.
PUT THIS SOMEWHERE,
WILL YOU?
TURKEY.
AHEM!
MAY I BE SEATED,
MISS?
AS LONG AS YOUR LEGS
DON'T BEND THE WRONG WAY,
WHY NOT?
OHH!
OHH!
RIGHT THIS WAY,
MR. KATZ.
WE'VE GO
A SPECIAL TABLE SET UP
JUST FOR YOU.
WHO IS THA
RUDE YOUNG WOMAN?
UH, SHE'S, UH,
SHE'S, UH
SHE'S, UH,
SOMEBODY'S SISTER.
OH.
THAT WAS
THE MOST MAGNIFICEN
CAT FOOD
I'VE EVER EATEN
IN MY LIFE.
YOU WILL RECEIVE 5 STARS
IN MY NEXT REVIEW.
HOORAY!HOORAY!
BUT TELL ME, WHAT IS
ALL THIS SILLY BUSINESS
WITH A PASSWORD?
OH, THAT'S FOR LEROY
THE JUNKYARD DOG.
WE USE THE PASSWORD
SO HE CAN'T COME IN
AND CLOSE US DOWN. OOP.
A DOG!
THAT'S A SERIOUS MATTER.
A REALLY
GREAT RESTAURAN
SHOULD BE FREE
OF SUCH DISTRACTIONS.
I'M SORRY, BUT AS LONG
AS THE DOG IS A MENACE,
I'LL HAVE TO TAKE AWAY
ONE OF YOUR STARS.
LET ME KNOW WHEN YOU'VE
SOLVED YOUR PROBLEM,
AND I'LL GIVE YOU
YOUR STAR BACK.
Riff Raff:
DON'T WORRY, MR. KATZ.
WE'LL TAKE CARE OF LEROY.
BESIDES, HE DOESN'T EVEN
KNOW WE'RE IN BUSINESS.
OH, YEAH? WELL, NO
ONLY DOES LEROY KNOW
YOU'RE INBUSINESS.
HE KNOWS YOU'RE GOING
OUTOF BUSINESS
TOMORROW.
HEY, YOU CATS!
I'M GONNA DESTROY
YOUR HOTSY-TOTSY
LITTLE RESTAURANT!
WHAT RESTAURANT?
"WHAT RESTAURANT"?
COME ON HERE, FELLAS.
THIS IS LEROY
YOU'RE TALKIN' TO.
I'M TALKIN'
ABOUT THE RESTAURAN
BEHIND THAT DOOR.
THERE'S NO RESTAURAN
BEHIND THAT DOOR.
NO RESTAURANT, HUH?
SO WHAT DO YOU CALL THAT?
A DOOR.
HUH?
WHAT'S GOIN' ON?!
ANOTHER DOOR!
LOTS OF DOORS, HUH?
[DEEP SIGH]
OK, THERE'S
NO RESTAURANT.
I WAS WRONG.
I'M NOT SUCH A BIG DOG
THAT I CAN'T ADMIT MY MISTAKES.
SORRY, GUYS.
THEY'VE GOTTA BE STUPID
TO THINK I'M GONNA FALL
FOR THAT OLD TRICK.
JUST WAIT UNTIL TONIGHT,
WHEN THE PLACE IS PACKED.
THENTHEY'RE GONNA GE
A BIG SURPRISE.
OK, GUYS,
IT'S JUS
AS WE THOUGHT,
SO LETS GO AHEAD
WITH OUR PLANS
FOR TONIGHT.
OK.
IT'S JUST ABOUT TIME.
POSITIONS, EVERYONE.
READY.
READY.
READY.
CATS, WE ARE
PLEASED TO ANNOUNCE
THAT TONIGHT WE ARE
ADDING A FLOOR SHOW
TO OUR VENUE.
YAY!
YAY!
YAY!
THEY'RE GONNA BE
SO SURPRISED.
WE ARE PROUD TO PRESEN
LEROY THE WONDER DOG.
OH, NOOO!
OH! AAH-GEH!
GEH-GEH-GEH!
WHOA-GEH!
WHOA-YAAH!
[WHISTLING A TUNE]
YOU'RE GONNA GET I
FOR THIS, RIFF RAFF.
YAY!
YAY!
YAY!
THANK YOU,
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!
I LOVE YOU ALL!
WHAT A HAM.
I'LL NEVER
GET HIM OFF.
WELL DONE.
WELL DONE.
I'M GIVING YOU BACK
YOUR STAR.
YOU'LL BE THE ONLY
5-STAR RESTAURAN
IN TOWN.
BRAVO!
WE'RE A HIT!
NOTHING
CAN GO WRONG NOW!
HEY, MUNGO, ARE YOU
READY WITH THE CHOW?
MY TABLES WAN
THEIR FOOD, LIKE, NOW.
UH, ALMOST FINISHED.
LIKE, THIS FOOD
IS REALLY HOT.
WHAT-ALL GOES
INTO THE POT?
UH, IT'S A SECRET.
MY MOM TAUGHT ME
HOW TO MAKE I
AND WHAT TO LOOK FOR.
ARE THESE CANS
PART OF THE PLAN?
UH, YEAH.
THEY'RE THE SECRET.
I DON'T EVEN
KNOW WHAT IT IS,
'CAUSE I JUST LOOK
AT THE PICTURE.
UH, I CAN'
READ TOO GOOD.
MUNGO, YOUR READING'S
REAL CRUDE.
YOU'RE FEEDING US ALL
DOG FOOD.
UH, I AM?
DOG FOOD?!DOG FOOD?!DOG FOOD?!
DOG FOOD?!
DOG FOOD?!
DOG FOOD?!
I CAN'T BELIEVE IT.
I HAD IT ALL,
AND NOW IT'S GONE.
RUDOLFO KATZ EVEN
TOOK AWAY MY STARS.
'EY, DON'T WORRY.
IT WAS GREA
WHILE IT LASTED.
BOTH DAYS.
[RIFF RAFF GROANS]
I DON'T KNOW
WHY EVERYBODY TOOK OFF.
THIS STUFF IS GREAT.
MY COMPLIMENTS
TO THE CHEF.
IF YOU LET YOUR PET OUTSIDE
THERE'S A REAL GOOD CHANCE
HE'LL GET FLEAS. NOW, THERE'S
SEVERAL THINGS YOU CAN DO
TO TRY AND COMBAT THESE LITTLE
DEVILS. FLEA SPRAY CAN BE GOOD,
BUT SOME CATS ARE FRIGHTENED BY
THE SOUND.
AND YOU SHOULD NEVER USE A SPRAY
FOR DOGS ON YOUR CAT.
IT MIGHT MAKE HIM SICK. FLEA
TAGS AND COLLARS ARE A GREAT WAY
OF KEEPING THOSE PESKY FLEAS OFF
OF YOUR PET.
YOUR PET WILL APPRECIATE IT.
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