Heathcliff & the Catillac Cats (1984) s01e62 Episode Script
Claws/Hector the Detector
HEATHCLIFF, HEATHCLIFF,
NO ONE SHOULD ♪
TERRIFY THEIR
NEIGHBORHOOD ♪
BUT HEATHCLIFF
JUST WON'T BE UNDONE ♪
PLAYING PRANKS
ON EVERYONE ♪
THERE'S A RACE
TO BE ON TOP ♪
THE COMPETITION
DOESN'T STOP ♪
HE'S MIXING
WITH THE LADIES FAIR ♪
BEING CHARMING,
DEBONAIR ♪
THE KING
WILL REIGN SUPREME ♪
AND NO ONE
CAN DENY-Y-Y-Y ♪
HE'LL MAKE
A MYSTERY ♪
AND ALWAYS HAVE
AN ALIBI-I ♪
SO JOIN IN THE JUBILEE
THE CATS ARE GREAT,
THEY'LL ALL AGREE ♪
DEFYING THEM
MEETS CALAMITY ♪
THE CAT'S SUPERIORITY
OH O-OH O-O-OH O-OH
O-O-OH OH
OH-OH O-O-OH O-OH ♪
HEATHCLIFF, HEATHCLIFF,
NO ONE SHOULD ♪
TERRIFY THEIR
NEIGHBORHOOD ♪
BUT HEATHCLIFF
JUST WON'T BE UNDONE ♪
YOU SHOULD REALIZE
HE CAN WIN IT WITH YOU
NO NEED FOR SIGNALS,
HEATHCLIFF.
I KNOW WHERE THEY KEEP
THE TUNA IN THIS STORE,
BUT I HAVE TO PICK UP
SOME OTHER THINGS FIRST.
HUH?
[SLURP]
MMM, I CAN ALMOS
TASTE THAT TUNA.
RATS!
HEATHCLIFF!
WHEN IT COMES
TO TUNA,
NOTHING ELSE
COMES FIRST.
AAH!
OHH!
MM-HMM.
HUH?
YEE-OW!
WHEW!
AAH!
UNH!
STOP THAT CAT!
AT LAST!
HUH?
NO TUNA?!
YOU'VE BEEN A BAD CAT,
HEATHCLIFF.
[BAWLING]
POOR THING. HE'S UPSET.
HEATHCLIFF,
WHAT'S THE MATTER?
OH, IS THAT ALL?
IF THEY DON'T HAVE
TUNA HERE,
I'M SURE THEY'LL HAVE I
AT SOME OTHER STORE.
WHAT'S THE PROBLEM, MA'AM?
OH, HEATHCLIFF
IS JUST UPSE
THAT YOU'RE
ALL OUT OF TUNA.
I TOLD HIM
THAT WE'D FIND SOME
AT ANOTHER STORE.
PROBABLY NOT, MA'AM.
HAVEN'T YOU HEARD ABOU
THE BIG TUNA SHORTAGE?
A SHARK HAS BEEN CHASING
ALL THE TUNA AWAY.
THE FLEET'S COME BACK
EMPTY-NETTED FOR DAYS.
FEED HIM CAT CRUNCHIES.
HE'LL NEVER NOTICE
THE DIFFERENCE.
AFTER ALL,
HE'S JUST A CAT.
JUST A CAT?
CAT CRUNCHIES?!
[GRRR]
AAH!
[GRRR]
NEVER NOTICE
THE DIFFERENCE, HUH?
HERE, YOU TAKE
THE CAT CRUNCHIES.
[GROANS]
[SNIFFS]
P.U.!
[MOANS]
DOESN'T SHE UNDERSTAND
I DON'T HAVE TIME TO DAWDLE?
I GOT TO GET HOME
AND FIND MY FISHING GEAR.
I DON'T KNOW WHY
YOU'RE IN SUCH A HURRY
TO GET HOME, HEATHCLIFF.
THERE'S NO TUNA THERE
EITHER.
UNH!
UNH.
[FIRE ENGINE BELL]
AH, PRIORITY EXPRESS
SERVICE.
OHH.
HEATHCLIFF?
MEOW!
LA DA DA DA DOO
DO DOO DO DOO ♪
[TIRES SCREECH]
HOME SWEET HOME.
NOW TO GET SOME
FISHIN' EQUIPMENT,
AND I'LL BE OFF.
ISN'T IT ABOUT TIME
FOR HEATHCLIFF'S DINNER?
I WAS JUS
GETTING IT NOW,
GRANDPA.
UH-OH!
THERE'S
NO MORE TUNA LEFT.
JUST THIS OLD BOX
OF CAT CRUNCHIES.
AS I RECALL, HEATHCLIFF
HATES THAT STUFF.
[CRASH]
[BANGING]
HEY, HEATHCLIFF!
TIME FOR DINNER!
I THOUGHT THERE
WASN'T ANY TUNA.
HOW ABOUT SOME
NICE CAT CRUNCHIES,
HEATHCLIFF?
NO!
GRANDMA!
MEOW!
YUCK!
I TOLD YOU
HE HATED THAT STUFF.
HEY! LOOK,
IT'S HEATHCLIFF.
HIYA, BOYS.
I GOT A LITTLE PROPOSITION
FOR YOU.
COMIN' FROM YOU,
SHORTSTOP,
IT WOULD HAVE TO BE LITTLE.
AS UNOFFICIAL MASCO
OF THE TUNA FLEET,
I'M LOOKING
FOR 3 VOLUNTEERS
FOR A LITTLE CRUISE.
HA HA!
HA HA!
HA HA!
LISTEN, BOYS,
THIS IS SERIOUS.
THERE'S A TUNA CRISIS.
WE HAVE TO GET RID
OF THE SHARK,
OR WHO KNOWS WHA
WE'LL END UP EATING.
PERSONALLY,
I'LL EAT ANYTHING
I CAN GET,
EVEN CAT CRUNCHIES.
I KIND OF LIKE
CAT CRUNCHIES.
CAT CRUNCHIES? YUCH!
THANKS FOR VOLUNTEERING,
BOYS. LET'S SHOVE OFF.
YEAH, WELL A CAT'S GOTTA DO
WHAT A CAT'S GOTTA DO.
MORNING, HEATHCLIFF.
IF YOU CAN
FIND ANY TUNA,
YOU'RE WELCOME TO IT.
HUH?
Heathcliff: THERE SHE IS, BOYS,
THE PRIDE OF THE FLEET,
THE LOONY TUNA.
GEE, HEATHCLIFF,
THOSE GUYS BARELY
LOOKED AT US.
YEAH, POOR GUYS.
THEY'RE ALMOS
AS DEPRESSED
ABOUT TUNA AS I AM.
ALL RIGHT, ME HARDIES,
PREPARE TO SAIL!
YOU CAST OFF THE LINES.
YOU AND YOU,
WEIGH ANCHOR.
AYE, AYE,
CAPTAIN HEATHCLIFF.
GEE, HE'S REALLY
GETTING INTO
THIS SAILOR STUFF.
WELL, LET'S SEE HERE NOW.
THIS SWITCH OUGHT TO DO IT.
WEIGH ANCHOR!
CAST OFF!
HEY! THAT'S MY BOAT!
COME BACK WITH
MY BOAT!
AAH!
[SHIP'S HORN]
HEY, HEATHCLIFF,
THEY'RE FOLLOWING US!
IF THEY CATCH US,
WE'LL NEVER
STOP THAT SHARK.
HEAVE THE GRAPPLING HOOKS.
AAH!
[GRUNTING]
DROP ANCHOR!
UNH!
COME BACK HERE!
THAT OUGHT TO
KEEP THEM BUSY
FOR AWHILE.
IF I REMEMBER RIGHT,
THE FLEET USUALLY FISHES
OVER THAT WAY!
AH, THE OPEN SEA.
THERE'S NOTHING LIKE IT.
RIGHT, BOYS?
[GROANING]
LANDLUBBERS!
[MOANING]
HEATHCLIFF, LOOK!
HUH?
THAT SHARK
HAS TERRORIZED
HIS LAST TUNA.
WOW! A SUNKEN TREASURE.
HOLD IT THERE,
BEHEMOTH.
COME HERE OFTEN?
WHAT A SISSY!
WHAT A CHICKEN
OF THE SEA!
YOU GOT RID
OF THE SHARK!
HOW DID YOU DO IT?
AS A REWARD, WE'RE GIVING
THE FOUR OF YOU
THIS ENTIRE BOX
OF CAT CRUNCHIES,
ALL FOR YOURSELVES.
OH, BOY!OH, BOY!
OH, BOY!
AWW
AWW
AWW
HEY, LOOK!
THE TUNA LIKE
THE CAT CRUNCHIES!
LOWER THE NET!
THIS IS MY IDEA
OF A LUXURY CRUISE!
YEAH. I GUESS
THOSE CAT CRUNCHIES
ARE GOOD FOR SOMETHING
AFTER ALL! HA HA HA!
EXCUSE ME.
HUH. IT AIN'T HERE.
IT AIN'T HERE!
HECTOR, WHAT'S HIDING
THAT YOU AIN'T FINDING?
THE SUNDAY COMICS!
I HAVE TO READ MY COMICS
FROM THE PAPER.
IT'S MY FAVORITE
SUNDAY ACTIVITY.
[GRRR]
HEH HEH. WHOOPS.
WHAT WAS IT YOU WANTED,
HECTOR MY BOY?
HEH HEH HEH. I--
I--I UH, AH,
I WAS LOOKING
FOR MY COMICS.
UH, SORRY, RIFF RAFF.
YOU DON'T REMEMBER
WHERE YOU LEFT THEM?
YOU DON'T REMEMBER WHERE
YOU LAST SAW THEM?
UH-UH.
HEH HEH.
HEH HEH HEH HEH.
DEDUCTIVE REASONING,
MY DEAR HECTOR.
HA HA HA HA HA!
NOW, WHAT'S THA
ORANGE BALL OF FUR
UP TO THIS WEEK?
HUH? WHAT'S THIS?
"LEARN DEDUCTIVE REASONING.
"BE A PRIVATE DETECTIVE
IN YOUR SPARE TIME.
"LIVE AN EXCITING LIFE!
"MEET STRANGE CHARACTERS.
"BE THE ENVY OF OTHERS!
LEARN THE POWERS
OF DEDUCTIVE REASONING."
HMM.
AHA!
I FOUND IT!
HI, GUYS.
ALL RIGHT, CATS, GET READY
FOR HECTOR THE DETECTOR!
ONE HERO, COMING UP!
"PART ONE: THE LIFE
OF A PRIVATE DETECTIVE."
TUNA FISH, TUNA FISH
HOW I LOVE
THAT TUNA FISH ♪
OH, NO!
SOMEBODY STOLE
MY TUNA FISH SANDWICH!
THIS LOOKS LIKE A JOB
FOR HECTOR THE DETECTOR!
JUST GIVE ME THE FACTS.
HECTOR SCHMECTOR.
I WANT MY TUNA FISH
SANDWICH, AND NOW!
DON'T WORRY
ABOUT A THING.
I SHALL USE
DEDUCTIVE REASONING
AND SPECIAL TRAINING
TO SOLVE THIS CASE.
FIRST DEDUCTION:
WHO ARE THE SUSPECTS?
YOW!
VERY SUSPICIOUS.
HUH.
OH, BOY, OH, BOY,
OH, BOY!
HEY! WHAT? HECTOR!
UH, HEH HEH.
I SOLVED THE TUNA CAPER.
HEH HEH.
YOU MEAN
MY SANDWICH?
YOU MEAN THE ONE
I JUST FOUND
IN MY OTHER
PICNIC COOLER.
UH, HEY, HECTOR!
CAN I HAVE MY SANDWICH
BACK NOW, HUH?
DEDUCTIVE REASONING, EH?
HOW ABOUT DEDUCTIVE
CHICKEN SALAD?
THANK YOU.
WHY DON'T YOU GO
LOOK FOR YOUR BRAINS.
AND NOW TO PRACTICE
MY TRAILING TECHNIQUES.
AH-AH-AH-AH-CHOO!
HUH?
HECTOR, MY BOY,
A NOT-SO-CLEVER PLOY.
OOPS!
EEEYAAH!
[CRASH]
WHOA.
YOU FALL
LIKE A ROCK,
SHERLOCK.
HA HA HA HA HA.
NOBODY WANTS
TO COOPERATE.
HOW CAN A GUY
BE A HERO?
RIFF RAFF,
THIS IS THE BEST ONE
I EVER COME ACROSS.
AND IT'S ALL YOURS!
AND YOU'RE SURE
IT'S GONNA WORK?
WORKS LIKE A CHARM.
I COULD NOT HAVE FOUND YOU
A BETTER ITEM, MY FRIEND.
I'M NOT GOING
TO HAVE ANY TROUBLE
WITH IT?
IF YOU DON'T WAN
NO TROUBLE,
YOU'D BETTER
COME ALONG WITH ME.
HMM. NO TROUBLE.
NO TROUBLE!
Both: COME WITH ME.
DON'T FIND OUT.
RIFF RAFF'S
IN TROUBLE.
AND HE CAN'
TELL US.
AND THE WEIRD CA
TOOK HIM AWAY,
JUST LIKE THAT!
OH, NO!
IF RIFF RAFF'S
IN TROUBLE, LET'S GO,
ON THE DOUBLE!
UHYEAH!
ALL FOR ALL
AND ONE FOR ONE.
SHH!
SHEESH. THEY LIVE
AT THE JUNKYARD.
WHAT'D I TELL YOU?
SOMETHING'S FISHY HERE,
AND IT AIN'T TUNA.
"CHAPTER 3:
TAILING A SUSPECT."
GEE, HECTOR,
WHICH WAY DO WE GO NOW?
"CHAPTER 4:
LOOKING FOR CLUES."
FACE IT, MY FRIEND,
WE'VE REACHED THE END.
AHA!
THEY WENT THAT-A-WAY!
DUH, ARE YOU SURE, HECTOR?
I AM SO SURE,
THAT I WILL LET YOU
BE THE FIRST ONE
TO FIND RIFF RAFF.
GEE, HE'LL THANK ME!
HERE I COME, RIFF RAFF!
YEAH, I DON'T THINK RIFF RAFF
IS HERE, HECTOR.
HEH HEH, HEH HEH,
HEH HEH.
WE'RE STILL
IN THE OLD BALL GAME,
MY FRIENDS.
HEY, I NEVER
BEEN HERE BEFORE.
A LIKELY PLACE
FOR A HIDEOUT.
WE'D BEST BE DISCREET.
WE'RE NOT SURE WHO WE'LL MEET.
YEAH, I DON'T THINK
I LIKE THIS PLACE.
HEY!
GIVE ME SOME ROOM
TO BREATHE!
YAAH!
HEY, FELLAS, IT'S ONLY ME!
HEH HEH HEH.
I KNEW IT WAS ME ALL ALONG.
HECTOR, I THINK WE CAN SEE
THIS CASE IS LEADING US
UP A TREE!
YEAH, HECTOR,
AND I DON'T THINK
WE'RE GOING TO FIND
RIFF RAFF.
BUT--BUT--BUT ALL FOR ONE
AND ONE FOR ALL.
WHAT ABOUT OUR PAL
RIFF RAFF?
[BELLOWING LAUGHTER]
AAH!
AAH!
AAH!
[SCREECHING]
FOLLOW ME!
THERE'S RIFF RAFF!
WE GOTTA SAVE HIM!
ONE FOR ONE AND,
DUH, UH, DUH--
"CHAPTER 5: THE RESCUE"!
WE'RE COMING
TO SAVE YOU, RIFF RAFF!
IT'S OK, RIFF RAFF,
I'VE SAVED YOUR LIFE!
CORRECTION--
YOU JUST RUINED
OUR NEW MOVIE PROJECTOR,
THAT MY OLD FRIEND GUS
SPENT A MONTH MAKING
FOR US.
SOME DETECTIVE.
GOLLY,
IT SURE IS NEA
HAVING
YOUR OWN MOVIES.
THE SECOND FEATURE
IS A PRIVATE DETECTIVE MOVIE,
HECTOR.
SHEESH. I--I THINK I'LL--
I THINK I'LL JUST SI
THAT ONE OUT, FELLAS.
HA. HEH HEH. HEH.
[LAUGHTER]
NO ONE SHOULD ♪
TERRIFY THEIR
NEIGHBORHOOD ♪
BUT HEATHCLIFF
JUST WON'T BE UNDONE ♪
PLAYING PRANKS
ON EVERYONE ♪
THERE'S A RACE
TO BE ON TOP ♪
THE COMPETITION
DOESN'T STOP ♪
HE'S MIXING
WITH THE LADIES FAIR ♪
BEING CHARMING,
DEBONAIR ♪
THE KING
WILL REIGN SUPREME ♪
AND NO ONE
CAN DENY-Y-Y-Y ♪
HE'LL MAKE
A MYSTERY ♪
AND ALWAYS HAVE
AN ALIBI-I ♪
SO JOIN IN THE JUBILEE
THE CATS ARE GREAT,
THEY'LL ALL AGREE ♪
DEFYING THEM
MEETS CALAMITY ♪
THE CAT'S SUPERIORITY
OH O-OH O-O-OH O-OH
O-O-OH OH
OH-OH O-O-OH O-OH ♪
HEATHCLIFF, HEATHCLIFF,
NO ONE SHOULD ♪
TERRIFY THEIR
NEIGHBORHOOD ♪
BUT HEATHCLIFF
JUST WON'T BE UNDONE ♪
YOU SHOULD REALIZE
HE CAN WIN IT WITH YOU
NO NEED FOR SIGNALS,
HEATHCLIFF.
I KNOW WHERE THEY KEEP
THE TUNA IN THIS STORE,
BUT I HAVE TO PICK UP
SOME OTHER THINGS FIRST.
HUH?
[SLURP]
MMM, I CAN ALMOS
TASTE THAT TUNA.
RATS!
HEATHCLIFF!
WHEN IT COMES
TO TUNA,
NOTHING ELSE
COMES FIRST.
AAH!
OHH!
MM-HMM.
HUH?
YEE-OW!
WHEW!
AAH!
UNH!
STOP THAT CAT!
AT LAST!
HUH?
NO TUNA?!
YOU'VE BEEN A BAD CAT,
HEATHCLIFF.
[BAWLING]
POOR THING. HE'S UPSET.
HEATHCLIFF,
WHAT'S THE MATTER?
OH, IS THAT ALL?
IF THEY DON'T HAVE
TUNA HERE,
I'M SURE THEY'LL HAVE I
AT SOME OTHER STORE.
WHAT'S THE PROBLEM, MA'AM?
OH, HEATHCLIFF
IS JUST UPSE
THAT YOU'RE
ALL OUT OF TUNA.
I TOLD HIM
THAT WE'D FIND SOME
AT ANOTHER STORE.
PROBABLY NOT, MA'AM.
HAVEN'T YOU HEARD ABOU
THE BIG TUNA SHORTAGE?
A SHARK HAS BEEN CHASING
ALL THE TUNA AWAY.
THE FLEET'S COME BACK
EMPTY-NETTED FOR DAYS.
FEED HIM CAT CRUNCHIES.
HE'LL NEVER NOTICE
THE DIFFERENCE.
AFTER ALL,
HE'S JUST A CAT.
JUST A CAT?
CAT CRUNCHIES?!
[GRRR]
AAH!
[GRRR]
NEVER NOTICE
THE DIFFERENCE, HUH?
HERE, YOU TAKE
THE CAT CRUNCHIES.
[GROANS]
[SNIFFS]
P.U.!
[MOANS]
DOESN'T SHE UNDERSTAND
I DON'T HAVE TIME TO DAWDLE?
I GOT TO GET HOME
AND FIND MY FISHING GEAR.
I DON'T KNOW WHY
YOU'RE IN SUCH A HURRY
TO GET HOME, HEATHCLIFF.
THERE'S NO TUNA THERE
EITHER.
UNH!
UNH.
[FIRE ENGINE BELL]
AH, PRIORITY EXPRESS
SERVICE.
OHH.
HEATHCLIFF?
MEOW!
LA DA DA DA DOO
DO DOO DO DOO ♪
[TIRES SCREECH]
HOME SWEET HOME.
NOW TO GET SOME
FISHIN' EQUIPMENT,
AND I'LL BE OFF.
ISN'T IT ABOUT TIME
FOR HEATHCLIFF'S DINNER?
I WAS JUS
GETTING IT NOW,
GRANDPA.
UH-OH!
THERE'S
NO MORE TUNA LEFT.
JUST THIS OLD BOX
OF CAT CRUNCHIES.
AS I RECALL, HEATHCLIFF
HATES THAT STUFF.
[CRASH]
[BANGING]
HEY, HEATHCLIFF!
TIME FOR DINNER!
I THOUGHT THERE
WASN'T ANY TUNA.
HOW ABOUT SOME
NICE CAT CRUNCHIES,
HEATHCLIFF?
NO!
GRANDMA!
MEOW!
YUCK!
I TOLD YOU
HE HATED THAT STUFF.
HEY! LOOK,
IT'S HEATHCLIFF.
HIYA, BOYS.
I GOT A LITTLE PROPOSITION
FOR YOU.
COMIN' FROM YOU,
SHORTSTOP,
IT WOULD HAVE TO BE LITTLE.
AS UNOFFICIAL MASCO
OF THE TUNA FLEET,
I'M LOOKING
FOR 3 VOLUNTEERS
FOR A LITTLE CRUISE.
HA HA!
HA HA!
HA HA!
LISTEN, BOYS,
THIS IS SERIOUS.
THERE'S A TUNA CRISIS.
WE HAVE TO GET RID
OF THE SHARK,
OR WHO KNOWS WHA
WE'LL END UP EATING.
PERSONALLY,
I'LL EAT ANYTHING
I CAN GET,
EVEN CAT CRUNCHIES.
I KIND OF LIKE
CAT CRUNCHIES.
CAT CRUNCHIES? YUCH!
THANKS FOR VOLUNTEERING,
BOYS. LET'S SHOVE OFF.
YEAH, WELL A CAT'S GOTTA DO
WHAT A CAT'S GOTTA DO.
MORNING, HEATHCLIFF.
IF YOU CAN
FIND ANY TUNA,
YOU'RE WELCOME TO IT.
HUH?
Heathcliff: THERE SHE IS, BOYS,
THE PRIDE OF THE FLEET,
THE LOONY TUNA.
GEE, HEATHCLIFF,
THOSE GUYS BARELY
LOOKED AT US.
YEAH, POOR GUYS.
THEY'RE ALMOS
AS DEPRESSED
ABOUT TUNA AS I AM.
ALL RIGHT, ME HARDIES,
PREPARE TO SAIL!
YOU CAST OFF THE LINES.
YOU AND YOU,
WEIGH ANCHOR.
AYE, AYE,
CAPTAIN HEATHCLIFF.
GEE, HE'S REALLY
GETTING INTO
THIS SAILOR STUFF.
WELL, LET'S SEE HERE NOW.
THIS SWITCH OUGHT TO DO IT.
WEIGH ANCHOR!
CAST OFF!
HEY! THAT'S MY BOAT!
COME BACK WITH
MY BOAT!
AAH!
[SHIP'S HORN]
HEY, HEATHCLIFF,
THEY'RE FOLLOWING US!
IF THEY CATCH US,
WE'LL NEVER
STOP THAT SHARK.
HEAVE THE GRAPPLING HOOKS.
AAH!
[GRUNTING]
DROP ANCHOR!
UNH!
COME BACK HERE!
THAT OUGHT TO
KEEP THEM BUSY
FOR AWHILE.
IF I REMEMBER RIGHT,
THE FLEET USUALLY FISHES
OVER THAT WAY!
AH, THE OPEN SEA.
THERE'S NOTHING LIKE IT.
RIGHT, BOYS?
[GROANING]
LANDLUBBERS!
[MOANING]
HEATHCLIFF, LOOK!
HUH?
THAT SHARK
HAS TERRORIZED
HIS LAST TUNA.
WOW! A SUNKEN TREASURE.
HOLD IT THERE,
BEHEMOTH.
COME HERE OFTEN?
WHAT A SISSY!
WHAT A CHICKEN
OF THE SEA!
YOU GOT RID
OF THE SHARK!
HOW DID YOU DO IT?
AS A REWARD, WE'RE GIVING
THE FOUR OF YOU
THIS ENTIRE BOX
OF CAT CRUNCHIES,
ALL FOR YOURSELVES.
OH, BOY!OH, BOY!
OH, BOY!
AWW
AWW
AWW
HEY, LOOK!
THE TUNA LIKE
THE CAT CRUNCHIES!
LOWER THE NET!
THIS IS MY IDEA
OF A LUXURY CRUISE!
YEAH. I GUESS
THOSE CAT CRUNCHIES
ARE GOOD FOR SOMETHING
AFTER ALL! HA HA HA!
EXCUSE ME.
HUH. IT AIN'T HERE.
IT AIN'T HERE!
HECTOR, WHAT'S HIDING
THAT YOU AIN'T FINDING?
THE SUNDAY COMICS!
I HAVE TO READ MY COMICS
FROM THE PAPER.
IT'S MY FAVORITE
SUNDAY ACTIVITY.
[GRRR]
HEH HEH. WHOOPS.
WHAT WAS IT YOU WANTED,
HECTOR MY BOY?
HEH HEH HEH. I--
I--I UH, AH,
I WAS LOOKING
FOR MY COMICS.
UH, SORRY, RIFF RAFF.
YOU DON'T REMEMBER
WHERE YOU LEFT THEM?
YOU DON'T REMEMBER WHERE
YOU LAST SAW THEM?
UH-UH.
HEH HEH.
HEH HEH HEH HEH.
DEDUCTIVE REASONING,
MY DEAR HECTOR.
HA HA HA HA HA!
NOW, WHAT'S THA
ORANGE BALL OF FUR
UP TO THIS WEEK?
HUH? WHAT'S THIS?
"LEARN DEDUCTIVE REASONING.
"BE A PRIVATE DETECTIVE
IN YOUR SPARE TIME.
"LIVE AN EXCITING LIFE!
"MEET STRANGE CHARACTERS.
"BE THE ENVY OF OTHERS!
LEARN THE POWERS
OF DEDUCTIVE REASONING."
HMM.
AHA!
I FOUND IT!
HI, GUYS.
ALL RIGHT, CATS, GET READY
FOR HECTOR THE DETECTOR!
ONE HERO, COMING UP!
"PART ONE: THE LIFE
OF A PRIVATE DETECTIVE."
TUNA FISH, TUNA FISH
HOW I LOVE
THAT TUNA FISH ♪
OH, NO!
SOMEBODY STOLE
MY TUNA FISH SANDWICH!
THIS LOOKS LIKE A JOB
FOR HECTOR THE DETECTOR!
JUST GIVE ME THE FACTS.
HECTOR SCHMECTOR.
I WANT MY TUNA FISH
SANDWICH, AND NOW!
DON'T WORRY
ABOUT A THING.
I SHALL USE
DEDUCTIVE REASONING
AND SPECIAL TRAINING
TO SOLVE THIS CASE.
FIRST DEDUCTION:
WHO ARE THE SUSPECTS?
YOW!
VERY SUSPICIOUS.
HUH.
OH, BOY, OH, BOY,
OH, BOY!
HEY! WHAT? HECTOR!
UH, HEH HEH.
I SOLVED THE TUNA CAPER.
HEH HEH.
YOU MEAN
MY SANDWICH?
YOU MEAN THE ONE
I JUST FOUND
IN MY OTHER
PICNIC COOLER.
UH, HEY, HECTOR!
CAN I HAVE MY SANDWICH
BACK NOW, HUH?
DEDUCTIVE REASONING, EH?
HOW ABOUT DEDUCTIVE
CHICKEN SALAD?
THANK YOU.
WHY DON'T YOU GO
LOOK FOR YOUR BRAINS.
AND NOW TO PRACTICE
MY TRAILING TECHNIQUES.
AH-AH-AH-AH-CHOO!
HUH?
HECTOR, MY BOY,
A NOT-SO-CLEVER PLOY.
OOPS!
EEEYAAH!
[CRASH]
WHOA.
YOU FALL
LIKE A ROCK,
SHERLOCK.
HA HA HA HA HA.
NOBODY WANTS
TO COOPERATE.
HOW CAN A GUY
BE A HERO?
RIFF RAFF,
THIS IS THE BEST ONE
I EVER COME ACROSS.
AND IT'S ALL YOURS!
AND YOU'RE SURE
IT'S GONNA WORK?
WORKS LIKE A CHARM.
I COULD NOT HAVE FOUND YOU
A BETTER ITEM, MY FRIEND.
I'M NOT GOING
TO HAVE ANY TROUBLE
WITH IT?
IF YOU DON'T WAN
NO TROUBLE,
YOU'D BETTER
COME ALONG WITH ME.
HMM. NO TROUBLE.
NO TROUBLE!
Both: COME WITH ME.
DON'T FIND OUT.
RIFF RAFF'S
IN TROUBLE.
AND HE CAN'
TELL US.
AND THE WEIRD CA
TOOK HIM AWAY,
JUST LIKE THAT!
OH, NO!
IF RIFF RAFF'S
IN TROUBLE, LET'S GO,
ON THE DOUBLE!
UHYEAH!
ALL FOR ALL
AND ONE FOR ONE.
SHH!
SHEESH. THEY LIVE
AT THE JUNKYARD.
WHAT'D I TELL YOU?
SOMETHING'S FISHY HERE,
AND IT AIN'T TUNA.
"CHAPTER 3:
TAILING A SUSPECT."
GEE, HECTOR,
WHICH WAY DO WE GO NOW?
"CHAPTER 4:
LOOKING FOR CLUES."
FACE IT, MY FRIEND,
WE'VE REACHED THE END.
AHA!
THEY WENT THAT-A-WAY!
DUH, ARE YOU SURE, HECTOR?
I AM SO SURE,
THAT I WILL LET YOU
BE THE FIRST ONE
TO FIND RIFF RAFF.
GEE, HE'LL THANK ME!
HERE I COME, RIFF RAFF!
YEAH, I DON'T THINK RIFF RAFF
IS HERE, HECTOR.
HEH HEH, HEH HEH,
HEH HEH.
WE'RE STILL
IN THE OLD BALL GAME,
MY FRIENDS.
HEY, I NEVER
BEEN HERE BEFORE.
A LIKELY PLACE
FOR A HIDEOUT.
WE'D BEST BE DISCREET.
WE'RE NOT SURE WHO WE'LL MEET.
YEAH, I DON'T THINK
I LIKE THIS PLACE.
HEY!
GIVE ME SOME ROOM
TO BREATHE!
YAAH!
HEY, FELLAS, IT'S ONLY ME!
HEH HEH HEH.
I KNEW IT WAS ME ALL ALONG.
HECTOR, I THINK WE CAN SEE
THIS CASE IS LEADING US
UP A TREE!
YEAH, HECTOR,
AND I DON'T THINK
WE'RE GOING TO FIND
RIFF RAFF.
BUT--BUT--BUT ALL FOR ONE
AND ONE FOR ALL.
WHAT ABOUT OUR PAL
RIFF RAFF?
[BELLOWING LAUGHTER]
AAH!
AAH!
AAH!
[SCREECHING]
FOLLOW ME!
THERE'S RIFF RAFF!
WE GOTTA SAVE HIM!
ONE FOR ONE AND,
DUH, UH, DUH--
"CHAPTER 5: THE RESCUE"!
WE'RE COMING
TO SAVE YOU, RIFF RAFF!
IT'S OK, RIFF RAFF,
I'VE SAVED YOUR LIFE!
CORRECTION--
YOU JUST RUINED
OUR NEW MOVIE PROJECTOR,
THAT MY OLD FRIEND GUS
SPENT A MONTH MAKING
FOR US.
SOME DETECTIVE.
GOLLY,
IT SURE IS NEA
HAVING
YOUR OWN MOVIES.
THE SECOND FEATURE
IS A PRIVATE DETECTIVE MOVIE,
HECTOR.
SHEESH. I--I THINK I'LL--
I THINK I'LL JUST SI
THAT ONE OUT, FELLAS.
HA. HEH HEH. HEH.
[LAUGHTER]