Heathcliff & the Catillac Cats (1984) s02e06 Episode Script
The Cat and the Pauper/Mungo of the Jungle
1
HEATHCLIFF, HEATHCLIFF,
NO ONE SHOULD ♪
TERRIFY THEIR NEIGHBORHOOD
BUT HEATHCLIFF
JUST WON'T BE UNDONE ♪
PLAYING PRANKS ON EVERYONE
THERE'S A RACE TO BE ON TOP
THE COMPETITION
DOESN'T STOP ♪
MIXING WITH
THE LADIES FAIR ♪
BEING CHARMING, DEBONAIR
THE GANG WILL REIGN SUPREME
AND NO ONE CAN DENY-Y-Y-Y
THEY'LL MAKE DUMP HISTORY
AND ALWAYS HAVE
AN ALIBI-I-I ♪
SO JOIN IN THE JUBILEE
THE CATS ARE GREAT,
THEY'LL ALL AGREE ♪
FIND IN EACH CALAMITY
THE CATS' SUPERIORITY
OH OH OH OH OH OH
OH OH OH
OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH
OH OH OH
HEATHCLIFF, HEATHCLIFF,
NO ONE SHOULD ♪
TERRIFY THEIR NEIGHBORHOOD
BUT HEATHCLIFF
JUST WON'T BE UNDONE ♪
YOU SHOULD REALIZE
HE CAN WIN IT WITH YOU
COME ON, HEATHCLIFF!
GET THE BALL!
PEOPLE ARE CRAZY
WITH THEIR CATS.
LISTEN
TO THIS ONE:
SAYS HERE KING CHUCK
AND QUEEN DULL
OF MORATOBIA
ARE PASSING THROUGH
TOWN ON THEIR WAY
TO BALM BEACH
GET THE BALL,
HEATHCLIFF!
GO FOR IT!
AND THEY'RE TAKING
THEIR ROYAL CA
WITH THEM.
ROYAL CAT,
MY TAIL FEATHERS.
WILL YOU TWO STOP PLAYING WITH
THAT DANG-NAB TOY
WHILE I'M TALKING TO--
PTUI!
YOU!
[GIGGLING]
IT GOES ON TO SAY THA
THIS CAT, SIR PETECLIFF,
IS PROBABLY THE MOST SPOILED CA
IN THE WORLD.
WHIPPED CREAM FOR BREAKFAST,
CAVIAR FOR LUNCH
AND IF THIS DON'T BEAT ALL,
HE LOOKS JUST LIKE THAT FLEABAG
WECALL A CAT.
Iggy: I BET HEATHCLIFF
WOULD LIKE TO BE
THAT ROYAL CAT.
Grandpa:
RIDING IN A LIMOUSINE
GETTING HIS CLAWS
MANICURED
BEING WAITED ON
HAND AND FOOT
[CHOMP CHOMP]
[SLURP]
[CLANGING]
IT SAYS THE ROYAL PARTY
AND THE DANG CA
ARE BEING HONORED
WITH A PARADE.
SHOWS THE ROUTE
RIGHT HERE.
YEOW!
GET OFF MY HEAD,
YOU OLD FURBAG!
YEOW!
[SPLAT]
Grandpa: I'LL GET THAT CA
IF IT'S THE LAST THING I DO!
YEOW!
LIFE OF EASE,
HERE I COME.
FROM NUTMEG STREE
TO EASY STREET IN ONE FELL
SWOOP.
[SCREECHING]
MY LIFE BEGINS.
YOU AGAIN,
HEATHCLIFF?
OFF TO THE NUTMEG PENITENTIARY
WITH YOU!
YEOW!
MY LIFE IS OVER.
FROM NOW ON,
HEATHCLIFF,
THIS HOUSE
IS OFF-LIMITS!
ANIMALS BELONG
OUTDOORS.
EGADS, THEY THINK
I'M SOME LOCAL RUBE
NAMED HEATHCLIFF.
THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING
TO ME!
THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING
TO ME.
IT JUST SEEMS AGES
SINCE MY BREAKFAST KIPPERS.
I SAY, OLD CHAP,
YOU WOULDN'
HAVE A SPARE
MORSEL THERE?
HERE. TAKE IT ALL.
DON'T BEAT ME UP.
I JUST HAD
MY CLAWS FILED.
I SHOULD BE GETTING HOME,
BUT THIS PLACE HAS
A CERTAIN RUSTIC APPEAL.
AND WHY SHOULD I WAN
TO EXCHANGE FISTICUFFS?
THIS IS BEGINNING
TO PIQUE MY INTEREST.
COME OVER HERE,
YOUSE.
SIR PETECLIFF
AT YOUR SERVICE.
WHOA!
I DON'T UNDERSTAND IT,
BUT I SURE LIKE IT.
WHOA!
COME AND GET IT,
HEATHCLIFF.
OK, OK,
YOU GOT US.
TAKE THE FISH,
BUT DON'T HURT US.
MUCH OBLIGED, GENTS.
NOT A BAD LIFE,
ONCE ONE ADJUSTS TO
THE QUAINT LOCAL CUSTOMS.
[SLURP]
[CLINK CLINK]
YOU CAN'T GE
DECENT HELP THESE DAYS.
[WHISTLES]
VERY GOOD, SIR.
THAT WAS
BUTTERMILK CREAM,
HOLD THE OLIVE?
YOUR COCKTAILS
AND CARP, SIR.
I WONDER WHAT MY POOR SLOB
OF A LOOK-ALIKE IS DOING?
ASK ME IF I CARE.
HOW ABOUT MOVING OU
OF MY SUN, OLD CHAP?
HOW ABOUT TAKING A HIKE
AT THE DOG KENNEL?
CARE TO RETIRE,
LEFTY?
HOPE I WASN'
OUT OF LINE WITH
THAT KENNEL CRACK.
A PEACE OFFERING,
HEATHCLIFF.
HOW ABOUT A LITTLE SOUR CREAM
AND CHUNKS OF HERRING?
I ORDERED KIPPERS
AND KIDNEY PIE.
SEND THIS BACK.
LIFE WITH
THESE PEASANTS IS
BARELY TOLERABLE.
I SUPPOSE I SHOULD
BE LOOKING
FOR PASSAGE
TO BALM BEACH.
HMM, THINGS ARE SUDDENLY
LOOKING UP.
HELLO, LOVE.
HI, HEATHCLIFF.
WANNA COME OVER
TO MY PLACE?
WE CAN LISTEN TO SOME
KAT KING COLE RECORD.
OH, OH!
THIS IS MORE LIKE IT.
LEAD ON, MY DEAR.
[KISS]
AH, MY DEAR.
IF YOU WOULD
BE MINE
I DON'T KNOW ABOU
THIS PHONY ACCENT,
BUT YOU SURE HAVE BECOME
MORE ROMANTIC.
I ACCEPT.
Heathcliff:
HEY, DON'T DO IT, SONJA!
HE'S NOT ME!
DON'T BE A SUCKER FOR ROMANCE!
AAH!
SONJA!
COME BACK TO
THE REALHEATHCLIFF!
AAH!
Butler: POOR
SIR PETECLIFF.
YOU'RE HAVING
A NIGHTMARE.
[PURR]
HER MAJESTY'S NOTICED
YOU'RE OFF YOUR CAVIAR
AND SENT LADY AGNES
TO SOOTHE YOU.
I'LL LEAVE YOU
TWO LOVEBIRDS--
HEH HEH--
LOVE CATSALONE.
TA-TA FOR NOW.
YOU POOR, LONELY BOY.
WHAT YOU NEED
IS A ROUSING GAME
OF MAH-JONGG.
OH, COME, COME.
AGNES KNOWS BEST.
DON'T BE SHY,
YOU NAUGHTY BOY, YOU.
OHH!
KEEP YOU PAWS OFF ME!
IF THAT'S YOUR WAY
OF PROPOSING, I ACCEPT.
OHH!
All: SURPRISE!
EVER SINCE THA
PARADE, YOU'VE BEEN
SUCH A GOOD CA
THAT WE'VE DECIDED
TO THROW YOU
A PARTY.
I MUST BE
LOSING MY MARBLES,
BUT YOU HAVE
BEEN BETTER.
HERE--
HAVE SOME CATNIP.
I THINK THE YOUNG LOVERS
WANT TO BE ALONE.
WE'LL HAVE OUR CAKE
IN THE HOUSE.
WHEN ARE WE TYING
THE KNOT?
I WANT MY MOTHER
TO BE HERE.
SOON, MY LOVE.
VERY SOON.
I LOVE SHOR
ENGAGEMENTS.
WE ARE GATHERED HERE
TO JOIN THESE TWO ROYAL CATS
IN MARRIAGE.
Heathcliff, thinking:
I'VE GOT TO GET OU
OF HERE!
Agnes, thinking:
THE POOR DEAR'S NERVOUS.
DO YOU,
AGNES OF FELINESHIRE,
TAKE SIR PETECLIFF
FOR YOUR ROYAL WEDDED CAT?
[MEOW]
AND DO YOU,
SIR PETECLIFF OF MORATOBIA,
TAKE AGNES TO HAVE
AND TO HOLD
FOR THE REST OF
YOUR 9 LIVES?
[MEOW]
YEOW!
OH HO HO HO!
Heathcliff, thinking:
A LIFETIME WITH THISBRUISER?
IF THERE IS ANYONE HERE
WHO KNOWS WHY THESE TWO
SHOULD NOT BE JOINED
IN CATRIMONY,
LET HIM MEOW NOW.
[MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW]
[MEOOOOOW]
SIR PETECLIFF!
COME BACK!
SIR PETECLIFF! COME--
BACK HERE,
YOU MISERABLE EXCUSE FOR A CAT!
[TIRES SCREECH]
[WHISTLES]
Heathcliff:
FROM A PALACE TO A PIGSTY.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
OH, HEATHCLIFF.
TOMORROW WILL BE
THE HAPPIEST DAY
OF MY LIFE.
I WANT FOR NOTHING
TO MAKE MY LIFE
COMPLETE.
GUESS AGAIN, BUCKO.
I'M HERE TO CLAIM
WHAT'S RIGHTFULLY MINE.
BUT WHICH ONE
IS THE REALHEATHCLIFF?
I'LL GIVE YOU 3 GUESSES.
ENJOY YOUR FLIGHT BACK
TO BALM SPRINGS, PAL,
COURTESY OF
THE REALHEATHCLIFF.
[SIGH]
DOROTHY WAS RIGHT.
THERE'S NO PLACE
LIKE HOME.
[SNIFF SNIFF]
[CATS CHANTING]
[SLURP]
Mungo:
MUNGO HUNGRY.
YEAH, WANT FOOD.
Cats: MUNGO BUNGO,
MUNGO BUNGO, MUNGO
MUNGO HUNGRY,
MUNGO HUNGRY.
[CHOMP CHOMP]
[GASPS]
MUNGO BUNGO!
MUNGO BUNGO!
MUNGO BUNGO!
MUNGO BUNGO!
Cats: MUNGO BUNGO, MUNGO BUNGO,
MUNGO BUNGO, MUNGO BUNGO
Wordsworth: "AN ISLAND
DESTINED FOR OUR FOOL,
"AND THERE FOREVER
HE WILL RULE--
MAYBE EVEN LONGER."
Riff Raff:
JUST HIS DUMB LUCK.
THEY THINK HE'S THE KING,
SO HE'S GONNA LIVE OFF THE FA
OF THE LAND WHILE WE STARVE.
MUNGO, YOU'RE NOT GONNA
GET AWAY WITH THIS!
Hector: SO WHAT ARE WE
GONNA DO ABOUT IT?
Riff Raff: THERE'S ONLY
ONE THING WE CANDO:
SAVE HIM FROM A LIFE
OF IDLE RICHES.
WE FRIENDS IN NEED
ARE FRIENDS IN DEED.
Hector: AND DON'
YOU FORGET IT.
LAND HO!
AAH!
WELL, BOYS,
WE'RE ALMOST--
AAH!
Hector: THERE.
ACCORDING TO THE MAP,
WE GO
[CHANTING]
All: THAT WAY.
Villagers: MUNGO BUNGO,
MUNGO BUNGO, MUNGO.
MUNGO BUNGO.
UH, ME? KING?
FOR LIFE?
MUNGO BUNGO!
OR LONGER?
GOSH. RIFF RAFF AND THE GUYS
SURE WOULD BE PROUD.
THIS ISN'
GETTING US ANYWHERE.
I'M TAKING A SHORTCUT.
[TARZAN YELL]
AAH!
WHATEVER YOU DO,
DON'T GRAB THE FURRY--
VINE!
Hector: WHY?
WHAT'S WRONG WITH
THE FURRY VINE?
AAH!
OOF!
THEY'RE ATTACHED
TO FURRY,
CAT-HATING MONKEYS.
YIKES!
THIS WAY!
THERE'S ONE THING
CAT-HATING MONKEYS
HATE MORE THAN CATS.
WHAT'S THAT?
THE BLUE
BABOON LAGOON.
ME, TOO, BOSS.
MUNGO WHO?
HUH?
HEY, HEADS UP.
WE'RE MOVING!
UH-OH!
WHAT'S TO WORRY,
BOSS?
ACCORDING TO THIS MAP,
THE ONLY WAY FROM
THE BLUE BABOON LAGOON
TO MUNGO'S VILLAGE IS
THE DOGGONE FALLS!
YEOW!
MUNGO BUNGO.
THANKS.
DON'T MIND IF I DO.
THIS IS A GREAT LIFE,
BUT I MISS THE SOUND
OF MY BUDDIES' VOICES.
[PANICKED SHOUTS]
HEY, BOSS--
WHY DO THEY
CALL THESE THE
DOGGONE FALLS?
BECAUSE IT'S
FILLED WITH
DOGFACED PIRANHAS!
DON'T LOOK BACK.
THEY MAY BE FOLLOWING US.
Hector: THEY ARE
FOLLOWING US!
I TOLD YOU
NOT TO LOOK BACK.
MUNGO BUNGO!
MUNGO BUNGO!
STRANGERS ON MY ISLAND?
SEND THE GUARDS OFF
IN DISGUISE.
SEIZE THEM!
IT'S FUN TO BE KING.
MUNGO BUNGO!MUNGO BUNGO!
[SCREAMING]
Riff Raff: SAVED.
Hector: LAND.
IT'S TOO SOON
TO RELAX.
THE PIRANHA WON'
GIVE UP SO EASILY.
Hector: LOOKS LIKE THEY
INVITED THEIR FRIENDS
TO JOIN THEM FOR LUNCH.
COME TO OUR AID,
OH, COCONUT GRENADE.
QUICK, HECTOR!
MORE COCONUTS.
[SAWING]
GUESS
WE SHOWED THEM.
WHOA!
HERE COMES SOME
COCONUT JUICE.
All: EWW
GUESS THEY SHOWED US.
ALAS AND ALACK,
LO AND BEHOLD,
METHINKS
THE PIRANHAS
ARE GETTING
TOO BOLD.
QUICK--
UP THE TREE!
ME FIRST!
NO, ME!
AAH!
LUCKY FOR US WE LANDED
ON THIS NICE, SOFT SPOT.
BOY, IT FEELS LIKE
A LION SKIN RUG.
[ROAR]
Riff Raff:
A REAL LION! RUN!
Hector: THIS WAY!
Wordsworth:
I SAY THATWAY!
QUICK! WE'LL BE SAFE
IN THAT BAMBOO CAGE!
[ROAR]
[WHINING]
WHEW.
YEOW!
Riff Raff: HECTOR,
ARE YOU SURE WE'RE SAFE?
MUNGO BUNGO!MUNGO BUNGO!
Wordsworth: I'M TIRED OF RIDING
IN A BAMBOO BUS.
PRAY TELL, RIFF RAFF,
WHAT'S BEFALLING US?
WE'RE ABOU
TO BE BOILED IN
CHOCOLATE SAUCE.
THERE'S GOOD NEWS
AND BAD NEWS.
THE GOOD NEWS IS
THAT KING MUNGO
MUST FIRS
PASS SENTENCE.
DUH, BOIL THEM.
I WANT A CHERRY ON MINE.
I LOVE THIS PART.
HEH HEH HEH.
THE BAD NEWS IS
THAT HE DOESN'
RECOGNIZE US.
AT YOUR BEHEST,
ONE LAST REQUEST.
I KNOW THAT VOICE.
MAKE IT SNAPPY!
A SHOWER.
NO. NO ONE
I KNOW.
NONE OF MY FRIENDS
LIKES TO CLEAN OFF
IN THE SHOWER.
SHOWER THEM,
AND HOLD
THE WHIPPED CREAM.
MUNGO BUNGO.
MUNGO BUNGO.
MUNGO BUNGO!
HEY!
IT'S YOUGUYS.
RIGHT AFTER
THEY BOIL YOU
WITH CHOCOLATE,
WE'LL MAKE A RUN
FOR IT.
YOU FINALLY
RECOGNIZED US,
YOUR HIGHNESS.
[RUCKUS]
HOLD THE CHOCOLATE.
[MURMURING]
[GASPS]
MUNGO BUNGO!
RUN FOR IT!
THEY'RE ONTO US!
Riff Raff: DON'T LOSE
YOUR HEAD, MUNGO.
WE'LL GET YOU
OUT OF THIS.
OOF!
[VILLAGERS SHOUTING]
Riff Raff: OW!
OOH! OW!
Riff Raff:
HEY, MUNGO!
WATCH WHERE WE'RE GOING!
OW!
I THINK WE LOS
THE HEAD HONCHO.
COME ON, KING.
YOUR REIGN IS OVER.
HEY, GUYS, IT'S GOOD
TO GET AHEAD.
Riff Raff: OK, EVERYBODY.
LET'S PUSH THE BOAT OUT.
[VILLAGERS SHOUTING]
Mungo:
GUESS I WORE OUT MY WELCOME.
BUT WHY DO I HAVE TO
SIT OUT HERE?
BECAUSE YOU HAD
ALL THAT FOOD
AND YOU
DIDN'T SHARE I
WITH US.
BECAUSE
YOU WANTED
TO BOIL US
IN CHOCOLATE
SAUCE.
BECAUSE WHEN YOU
WERE KING,
FRIENDS DIDN'
MEAN A THING.
GEE. IS THAT ALL?
I PACKED US A LUNCH
WITH CHOCOLATE SAUCE.
FANTASTIC!
OH, MY!
SAY NO MORE!
ALL IS FORGIVEN!
LONG LIVE KING MUNGO!
YAY, MUNGO BUNGO!
MUNGO BUNGO, MUNGO BUNGO,
MUNGO BUNGO
GEE MOM, SHAG NEVER WANTS TO
PLAY ANY MORE.
ALL HE DOES IS SCRATCH.
MAYBE HE'D BE MORE INTERESTED IN
PLAYING IF YOU SPENT MORE TIME
GROOMING HIM. HE WANTS TO LOOK
NICE, TOO.
I GUESS IT'S WORTH TRYING, MOM.
YOU KNOW WHAT, SHAG? GROOMING
YOU IS FUN.
AND IT MAKES ME FEEL SO CLOSE TO
MY BEST BUDDY.
CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
FOX FAMILY CHANNEL
AND U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION
PROHIBITED WITHOUT PERMISSION
HEATHCLIFF, HEATHCLIFF,
NO ONE SHOULD ♪
TERRIFY THEIR NEIGHBORHOOD
BUT HEATHCLIFF
JUST WON'T BE UNDONE ♪
PLAYING PRANKS ON EVERYONE
THERE'S A RACE TO BE ON TOP
THE COMPETITION
DOESN'T STOP ♪
MIXING WITH
THE LADIES FAIR ♪
BEING CHARMING, DEBONAIR
THE GANG WILL REIGN SUPREME
AND NO ONE CAN DENY-Y-Y-Y
THEY'LL MAKE DUMP HISTORY
AND ALWAYS HAVE
AN ALIBI-I-I ♪
SO JOIN IN THE JUBILEE
THE CATS ARE GREAT,
THEY'LL ALL AGREE ♪
FIND IN EACH CALAMITY
THE CATS' SUPERIORITY
OH OH OH OH OH OH
OH OH OH
OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH
OH OH OH
HEATHCLIFF, HEATHCLIFF,
NO ONE SHOULD ♪
TERRIFY THEIR NEIGHBORHOOD
BUT HEATHCLIFF
JUST WON'T BE UNDONE ♪
YOU SHOULD REALIZE
HE CAN WIN IT WITH YOU
COME ON, HEATHCLIFF!
GET THE BALL!
PEOPLE ARE CRAZY
WITH THEIR CATS.
LISTEN
TO THIS ONE:
SAYS HERE KING CHUCK
AND QUEEN DULL
OF MORATOBIA
ARE PASSING THROUGH
TOWN ON THEIR WAY
TO BALM BEACH
GET THE BALL,
HEATHCLIFF!
GO FOR IT!
AND THEY'RE TAKING
THEIR ROYAL CA
WITH THEM.
ROYAL CAT,
MY TAIL FEATHERS.
WILL YOU TWO STOP PLAYING WITH
THAT DANG-NAB TOY
WHILE I'M TALKING TO--
PTUI!
YOU!
[GIGGLING]
IT GOES ON TO SAY THA
THIS CAT, SIR PETECLIFF,
IS PROBABLY THE MOST SPOILED CA
IN THE WORLD.
WHIPPED CREAM FOR BREAKFAST,
CAVIAR FOR LUNCH
AND IF THIS DON'T BEAT ALL,
HE LOOKS JUST LIKE THAT FLEABAG
WECALL A CAT.
Iggy: I BET HEATHCLIFF
WOULD LIKE TO BE
THAT ROYAL CAT.
Grandpa:
RIDING IN A LIMOUSINE
GETTING HIS CLAWS
MANICURED
BEING WAITED ON
HAND AND FOOT
[CHOMP CHOMP]
[SLURP]
[CLANGING]
IT SAYS THE ROYAL PARTY
AND THE DANG CA
ARE BEING HONORED
WITH A PARADE.
SHOWS THE ROUTE
RIGHT HERE.
YEOW!
GET OFF MY HEAD,
YOU OLD FURBAG!
YEOW!
[SPLAT]
Grandpa: I'LL GET THAT CA
IF IT'S THE LAST THING I DO!
YEOW!
LIFE OF EASE,
HERE I COME.
FROM NUTMEG STREE
TO EASY STREET IN ONE FELL
SWOOP.
[SCREECHING]
MY LIFE BEGINS.
YOU AGAIN,
HEATHCLIFF?
OFF TO THE NUTMEG PENITENTIARY
WITH YOU!
YEOW!
MY LIFE IS OVER.
FROM NOW ON,
HEATHCLIFF,
THIS HOUSE
IS OFF-LIMITS!
ANIMALS BELONG
OUTDOORS.
EGADS, THEY THINK
I'M SOME LOCAL RUBE
NAMED HEATHCLIFF.
THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING
TO ME!
THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING
TO ME.
IT JUST SEEMS AGES
SINCE MY BREAKFAST KIPPERS.
I SAY, OLD CHAP,
YOU WOULDN'
HAVE A SPARE
MORSEL THERE?
HERE. TAKE IT ALL.
DON'T BEAT ME UP.
I JUST HAD
MY CLAWS FILED.
I SHOULD BE GETTING HOME,
BUT THIS PLACE HAS
A CERTAIN RUSTIC APPEAL.
AND WHY SHOULD I WAN
TO EXCHANGE FISTICUFFS?
THIS IS BEGINNING
TO PIQUE MY INTEREST.
COME OVER HERE,
YOUSE.
SIR PETECLIFF
AT YOUR SERVICE.
WHOA!
I DON'T UNDERSTAND IT,
BUT I SURE LIKE IT.
WHOA!
COME AND GET IT,
HEATHCLIFF.
OK, OK,
YOU GOT US.
TAKE THE FISH,
BUT DON'T HURT US.
MUCH OBLIGED, GENTS.
NOT A BAD LIFE,
ONCE ONE ADJUSTS TO
THE QUAINT LOCAL CUSTOMS.
[SLURP]
[CLINK CLINK]
YOU CAN'T GE
DECENT HELP THESE DAYS.
[WHISTLES]
VERY GOOD, SIR.
THAT WAS
BUTTERMILK CREAM,
HOLD THE OLIVE?
YOUR COCKTAILS
AND CARP, SIR.
I WONDER WHAT MY POOR SLOB
OF A LOOK-ALIKE IS DOING?
ASK ME IF I CARE.
HOW ABOUT MOVING OU
OF MY SUN, OLD CHAP?
HOW ABOUT TAKING A HIKE
AT THE DOG KENNEL?
CARE TO RETIRE,
LEFTY?
HOPE I WASN'
OUT OF LINE WITH
THAT KENNEL CRACK.
A PEACE OFFERING,
HEATHCLIFF.
HOW ABOUT A LITTLE SOUR CREAM
AND CHUNKS OF HERRING?
I ORDERED KIPPERS
AND KIDNEY PIE.
SEND THIS BACK.
LIFE WITH
THESE PEASANTS IS
BARELY TOLERABLE.
I SUPPOSE I SHOULD
BE LOOKING
FOR PASSAGE
TO BALM BEACH.
HMM, THINGS ARE SUDDENLY
LOOKING UP.
HELLO, LOVE.
HI, HEATHCLIFF.
WANNA COME OVER
TO MY PLACE?
WE CAN LISTEN TO SOME
KAT KING COLE RECORD.
OH, OH!
THIS IS MORE LIKE IT.
LEAD ON, MY DEAR.
[KISS]
AH, MY DEAR.
IF YOU WOULD
BE MINE
I DON'T KNOW ABOU
THIS PHONY ACCENT,
BUT YOU SURE HAVE BECOME
MORE ROMANTIC.
I ACCEPT.
Heathcliff:
HEY, DON'T DO IT, SONJA!
HE'S NOT ME!
DON'T BE A SUCKER FOR ROMANCE!
AAH!
SONJA!
COME BACK TO
THE REALHEATHCLIFF!
AAH!
Butler: POOR
SIR PETECLIFF.
YOU'RE HAVING
A NIGHTMARE.
[PURR]
HER MAJESTY'S NOTICED
YOU'RE OFF YOUR CAVIAR
AND SENT LADY AGNES
TO SOOTHE YOU.
I'LL LEAVE YOU
TWO LOVEBIRDS--
HEH HEH--
LOVE CATSALONE.
TA-TA FOR NOW.
YOU POOR, LONELY BOY.
WHAT YOU NEED
IS A ROUSING GAME
OF MAH-JONGG.
OH, COME, COME.
AGNES KNOWS BEST.
DON'T BE SHY,
YOU NAUGHTY BOY, YOU.
OHH!
KEEP YOU PAWS OFF ME!
IF THAT'S YOUR WAY
OF PROPOSING, I ACCEPT.
OHH!
All: SURPRISE!
EVER SINCE THA
PARADE, YOU'VE BEEN
SUCH A GOOD CA
THAT WE'VE DECIDED
TO THROW YOU
A PARTY.
I MUST BE
LOSING MY MARBLES,
BUT YOU HAVE
BEEN BETTER.
HERE--
HAVE SOME CATNIP.
I THINK THE YOUNG LOVERS
WANT TO BE ALONE.
WE'LL HAVE OUR CAKE
IN THE HOUSE.
WHEN ARE WE TYING
THE KNOT?
I WANT MY MOTHER
TO BE HERE.
SOON, MY LOVE.
VERY SOON.
I LOVE SHOR
ENGAGEMENTS.
WE ARE GATHERED HERE
TO JOIN THESE TWO ROYAL CATS
IN MARRIAGE.
Heathcliff, thinking:
I'VE GOT TO GET OU
OF HERE!
Agnes, thinking:
THE POOR DEAR'S NERVOUS.
DO YOU,
AGNES OF FELINESHIRE,
TAKE SIR PETECLIFF
FOR YOUR ROYAL WEDDED CAT?
[MEOW]
AND DO YOU,
SIR PETECLIFF OF MORATOBIA,
TAKE AGNES TO HAVE
AND TO HOLD
FOR THE REST OF
YOUR 9 LIVES?
[MEOW]
YEOW!
OH HO HO HO!
Heathcliff, thinking:
A LIFETIME WITH THISBRUISER?
IF THERE IS ANYONE HERE
WHO KNOWS WHY THESE TWO
SHOULD NOT BE JOINED
IN CATRIMONY,
LET HIM MEOW NOW.
[MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW]
[MEOOOOOW]
SIR PETECLIFF!
COME BACK!
SIR PETECLIFF! COME--
BACK HERE,
YOU MISERABLE EXCUSE FOR A CAT!
[TIRES SCREECH]
[WHISTLES]
Heathcliff:
FROM A PALACE TO A PIGSTY.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
OH, HEATHCLIFF.
TOMORROW WILL BE
THE HAPPIEST DAY
OF MY LIFE.
I WANT FOR NOTHING
TO MAKE MY LIFE
COMPLETE.
GUESS AGAIN, BUCKO.
I'M HERE TO CLAIM
WHAT'S RIGHTFULLY MINE.
BUT WHICH ONE
IS THE REALHEATHCLIFF?
I'LL GIVE YOU 3 GUESSES.
ENJOY YOUR FLIGHT BACK
TO BALM SPRINGS, PAL,
COURTESY OF
THE REALHEATHCLIFF.
[SIGH]
DOROTHY WAS RIGHT.
THERE'S NO PLACE
LIKE HOME.
[SNIFF SNIFF]
[CATS CHANTING]
[SLURP]
Mungo:
MUNGO HUNGRY.
YEAH, WANT FOOD.
Cats: MUNGO BUNGO,
MUNGO BUNGO, MUNGO
MUNGO HUNGRY,
MUNGO HUNGRY.
[CHOMP CHOMP]
[GASPS]
MUNGO BUNGO!
MUNGO BUNGO!
MUNGO BUNGO!
MUNGO BUNGO!
Cats: MUNGO BUNGO, MUNGO BUNGO,
MUNGO BUNGO, MUNGO BUNGO
Wordsworth: "AN ISLAND
DESTINED FOR OUR FOOL,
"AND THERE FOREVER
HE WILL RULE--
MAYBE EVEN LONGER."
Riff Raff:
JUST HIS DUMB LUCK.
THEY THINK HE'S THE KING,
SO HE'S GONNA LIVE OFF THE FA
OF THE LAND WHILE WE STARVE.
MUNGO, YOU'RE NOT GONNA
GET AWAY WITH THIS!
Hector: SO WHAT ARE WE
GONNA DO ABOUT IT?
Riff Raff: THERE'S ONLY
ONE THING WE CANDO:
SAVE HIM FROM A LIFE
OF IDLE RICHES.
WE FRIENDS IN NEED
ARE FRIENDS IN DEED.
Hector: AND DON'
YOU FORGET IT.
LAND HO!
AAH!
WELL, BOYS,
WE'RE ALMOST--
AAH!
Hector: THERE.
ACCORDING TO THE MAP,
WE GO
[CHANTING]
All: THAT WAY.
Villagers: MUNGO BUNGO,
MUNGO BUNGO, MUNGO.
MUNGO BUNGO.
UH, ME? KING?
FOR LIFE?
MUNGO BUNGO!
OR LONGER?
GOSH. RIFF RAFF AND THE GUYS
SURE WOULD BE PROUD.
THIS ISN'
GETTING US ANYWHERE.
I'M TAKING A SHORTCUT.
[TARZAN YELL]
AAH!
WHATEVER YOU DO,
DON'T GRAB THE FURRY--
VINE!
Hector: WHY?
WHAT'S WRONG WITH
THE FURRY VINE?
AAH!
OOF!
THEY'RE ATTACHED
TO FURRY,
CAT-HATING MONKEYS.
YIKES!
THIS WAY!
THERE'S ONE THING
CAT-HATING MONKEYS
HATE MORE THAN CATS.
WHAT'S THAT?
THE BLUE
BABOON LAGOON.
ME, TOO, BOSS.
MUNGO WHO?
HUH?
HEY, HEADS UP.
WE'RE MOVING!
UH-OH!
WHAT'S TO WORRY,
BOSS?
ACCORDING TO THIS MAP,
THE ONLY WAY FROM
THE BLUE BABOON LAGOON
TO MUNGO'S VILLAGE IS
THE DOGGONE FALLS!
YEOW!
MUNGO BUNGO.
THANKS.
DON'T MIND IF I DO.
THIS IS A GREAT LIFE,
BUT I MISS THE SOUND
OF MY BUDDIES' VOICES.
[PANICKED SHOUTS]
HEY, BOSS--
WHY DO THEY
CALL THESE THE
DOGGONE FALLS?
BECAUSE IT'S
FILLED WITH
DOGFACED PIRANHAS!
DON'T LOOK BACK.
THEY MAY BE FOLLOWING US.
Hector: THEY ARE
FOLLOWING US!
I TOLD YOU
NOT TO LOOK BACK.
MUNGO BUNGO!
MUNGO BUNGO!
STRANGERS ON MY ISLAND?
SEND THE GUARDS OFF
IN DISGUISE.
SEIZE THEM!
IT'S FUN TO BE KING.
MUNGO BUNGO!MUNGO BUNGO!
[SCREAMING]
Riff Raff: SAVED.
Hector: LAND.
IT'S TOO SOON
TO RELAX.
THE PIRANHA WON'
GIVE UP SO EASILY.
Hector: LOOKS LIKE THEY
INVITED THEIR FRIENDS
TO JOIN THEM FOR LUNCH.
COME TO OUR AID,
OH, COCONUT GRENADE.
QUICK, HECTOR!
MORE COCONUTS.
[SAWING]
GUESS
WE SHOWED THEM.
WHOA!
HERE COMES SOME
COCONUT JUICE.
All: EWW
GUESS THEY SHOWED US.
ALAS AND ALACK,
LO AND BEHOLD,
METHINKS
THE PIRANHAS
ARE GETTING
TOO BOLD.
QUICK--
UP THE TREE!
ME FIRST!
NO, ME!
AAH!
LUCKY FOR US WE LANDED
ON THIS NICE, SOFT SPOT.
BOY, IT FEELS LIKE
A LION SKIN RUG.
[ROAR]
Riff Raff:
A REAL LION! RUN!
Hector: THIS WAY!
Wordsworth:
I SAY THATWAY!
QUICK! WE'LL BE SAFE
IN THAT BAMBOO CAGE!
[ROAR]
[WHINING]
WHEW.
YEOW!
Riff Raff: HECTOR,
ARE YOU SURE WE'RE SAFE?
MUNGO BUNGO!MUNGO BUNGO!
Wordsworth: I'M TIRED OF RIDING
IN A BAMBOO BUS.
PRAY TELL, RIFF RAFF,
WHAT'S BEFALLING US?
WE'RE ABOU
TO BE BOILED IN
CHOCOLATE SAUCE.
THERE'S GOOD NEWS
AND BAD NEWS.
THE GOOD NEWS IS
THAT KING MUNGO
MUST FIRS
PASS SENTENCE.
DUH, BOIL THEM.
I WANT A CHERRY ON MINE.
I LOVE THIS PART.
HEH HEH HEH.
THE BAD NEWS IS
THAT HE DOESN'
RECOGNIZE US.
AT YOUR BEHEST,
ONE LAST REQUEST.
I KNOW THAT VOICE.
MAKE IT SNAPPY!
A SHOWER.
NO. NO ONE
I KNOW.
NONE OF MY FRIENDS
LIKES TO CLEAN OFF
IN THE SHOWER.
SHOWER THEM,
AND HOLD
THE WHIPPED CREAM.
MUNGO BUNGO.
MUNGO BUNGO.
MUNGO BUNGO!
HEY!
IT'S YOUGUYS.
RIGHT AFTER
THEY BOIL YOU
WITH CHOCOLATE,
WE'LL MAKE A RUN
FOR IT.
YOU FINALLY
RECOGNIZED US,
YOUR HIGHNESS.
[RUCKUS]
HOLD THE CHOCOLATE.
[MURMURING]
[GASPS]
MUNGO BUNGO!
RUN FOR IT!
THEY'RE ONTO US!
Riff Raff: DON'T LOSE
YOUR HEAD, MUNGO.
WE'LL GET YOU
OUT OF THIS.
OOF!
[VILLAGERS SHOUTING]
Riff Raff: OW!
OOH! OW!
Riff Raff:
HEY, MUNGO!
WATCH WHERE WE'RE GOING!
OW!
I THINK WE LOS
THE HEAD HONCHO.
COME ON, KING.
YOUR REIGN IS OVER.
HEY, GUYS, IT'S GOOD
TO GET AHEAD.
Riff Raff: OK, EVERYBODY.
LET'S PUSH THE BOAT OUT.
[VILLAGERS SHOUTING]
Mungo:
GUESS I WORE OUT MY WELCOME.
BUT WHY DO I HAVE TO
SIT OUT HERE?
BECAUSE YOU HAD
ALL THAT FOOD
AND YOU
DIDN'T SHARE I
WITH US.
BECAUSE
YOU WANTED
TO BOIL US
IN CHOCOLATE
SAUCE.
BECAUSE WHEN YOU
WERE KING,
FRIENDS DIDN'
MEAN A THING.
GEE. IS THAT ALL?
I PACKED US A LUNCH
WITH CHOCOLATE SAUCE.
FANTASTIC!
OH, MY!
SAY NO MORE!
ALL IS FORGIVEN!
LONG LIVE KING MUNGO!
YAY, MUNGO BUNGO!
MUNGO BUNGO, MUNGO BUNGO,
MUNGO BUNGO
GEE MOM, SHAG NEVER WANTS TO
PLAY ANY MORE.
ALL HE DOES IS SCRATCH.
MAYBE HE'D BE MORE INTERESTED IN
PLAYING IF YOU SPENT MORE TIME
GROOMING HIM. HE WANTS TO LOOK
NICE, TOO.
I GUESS IT'S WORTH TRYING, MOM.
YOU KNOW WHAT, SHAG? GROOMING
YOU IS FUN.
AND IT MAKES ME FEEL SO CLOSE TO
MY BEST BUDDY.
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