Heathcliff & the Catillac Cats (1984) s02e05 Episode Script
Spike's New Home/Mungo's Big Romance
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HEATHCLIFF, HEATHCLIFF,
NO ONE SHOULD ♪
TERRIFY THEIR NEIGHBORHOOD
BUT HEATHCLIFF
JUST WON'T BE UNDONE ♪
PLAYING PRANKS ON EVERYONE
THERE'S A RACE TO BE ON TOP
THE COMPETITION
DOESN'T STOP ♪
MIXING WITH
THE LADIES FAIR ♪
BEING CHARMING, DEBONAIR
THE GANG WILL REIGN SUPREME
AND NO ONE CAN DENY-Y-Y-Y
THEY'LL MAKE DUMP HISTORY
AND ALWAYS HAVE
AN ALIBI-I-I ♪
SO JOIN IN THE JUBILEE
THE CATS ARE GREAT,
THEY'LL ALL AGREE ♪
FIND IN EACH CALAMITY
THE CATS' SUPERIORITY
OH OH OH OH OH OH
OH OH OH
OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH
OH OH OH
HEATHCLIFF, HEATHCLIFF,
NO ONE SHOULD ♪
TERRIFY THEIR NEIGHBORHOOD
BUT HEATHCLIFF
JUST WON'T BE UNDONE ♪
YOU SHOULD REALIZE
HE CAN WIN IT WITH YOU
AND THEN THERE WAS THE TIME
HE RAN OFF A WHOLE PACK
OF VICIOUS, WILD DOGS
JUST WITH HIS
FEROCIOUS GROWL.
GRR!
All: OOH!
I REMEMBER ONCE
HE SINGLE-HANDEDLY
CORNERED A BURGLAR,
AND HELD HIM UNTIL
THE POLICE ARRIVED.
WHOA!
HEE HEE HEE!
WHAT ARE YOU LAUGHING
AT, FURBALL?
HEE HEE HEE!
MEOW! PHHTT!
SPIKE, ARE YOU
GOING TO LET HIM
GET AWAY WITH THIS?
HE WAS LAUGHING AT YOU.
ARE YOU GOING TO TAKE
THAT FROM A CAT?
GRRR!
YOU'VE HAD I
NOW, FURFACE!
SPIKE'S GOING TO
TEACH YOU A LESSON.
CLASS IS ABOUT TO BEGIN.
WHOA!
YOW!
LOOKS LIKE IT'S TIME FOR
LESSON NUMBER 2.
[HISSING AND SNARLING]
HEY! WHO TURNED OUT THE LIGHT?
THE NAME'S HEATHCLIFF.
YOU REMEMBER THAT, DOGBREATH!
THAT'S SOME
TOUGH DOG YOU
GOT THERE, MUGSY.
HE CAN'T EVEN
BEAT UP A CAT.
[ALL LAUGHING]
I'VE HAD IT WITH YOU, SPIKE.
AS FAR AS I'M CONCERNED,
YOU'RE NOT MY DOG ANYMORE.
AND YOU CAN FORGET ABOU
COMING HOME BECAUSE YOU
DON'T LIVE THERE ANYMORE!
[CRYING]
HEE HEE HEE!
DON'T TAKE IT SO
HARD, BIG GUY.
LOOK AT IT THIS WAY.
YOU'LL HAVE A LOT OF
TIME TO YOURSELF NOW.
HEE HEE HEE!
MAYBE YOU CAN WRITE
YOUR MEMOIRS!
[SLURP]
MMM.
I'M GETTING AWFUL HUNGRY.
HMM. MAYBE THEY GO
SOME EXTRA CHOW.
HI, GUYS!
WHAT YOU UP TO?
WE'RE WAITING FOR THE
BUTCHER TO THROW OU
THE SCRAPS, PRETTY BOY.
YEAH. THEN IT'S EVERY
DOG FOR HIMSELF.
[GROWLING AND SNARLING]
THOSE GUYS ARE SERIOUS.
[GROWLING AND SNARLING]
OUCH!
[WHIMPERING]
AW, PUPPY HUR
HIS PAW.
[ALL LAUGHING]
[GROWLING]
IF I LET THE DOGCATCHER
TAKE ME, AT LEAST I'LL
GET FED DOWN AT THE POUND
AND HAVE A PLACE
TO SLEEP.
AND WHERE DO YOU THINK
YOU'RE GOING?
YOU HAVE A LICENSE.
I'VE GOT ENOUGH TO DO
WITH UNLICENSED DOGS.
NOW, GO ON!
GET OUT OF HERE!
MIND IF I JOIN YOU?
HELP YOURSELF, MAN.
FIRE'S FREE.
YOU WANT THE RES
OF THIS GRUB?
[SLURP]
[YAWN]
BOY, I'M TIRED.
TIME FOR SOME SHUTEYE.
HERE, USE THESE
FOR A BLANKET.
WHERE DID EVERYBODY GO?
THEY STOLE MY COLLAR, AND I
THOUGHT THEY WAS MY BUDDIES!
OUCH!
HEY, SPIKE!
HOW YOU DOING, BOY?
[CRYING]
POOR SPIKE. HE'S BEEN
ON THE STREETS FOR DAYS.
[WHIMPERING]
YOU'RE BREAKING MY HEART.
HEE HEE HEE!
YOU KNOW, HEATHCLIFF,
THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT!
COME ON, SPIKE.
YOU CAN STAY WITH US.
IF THERE'S ONE THING WE
DON'T NEED IN THIS HOUSE,
IT'S ANOTHER ANIMAL.
FOR ONCE, I HAVE
TO AGREE WITH HIM.
OH, GRANDPA.
WE CAN'T THROW THIS POOR
DOGGY OUT IN THE STREET.
I CAN!
ALL RIGHT, HE CAN STAY, BUT JUS
UNTIL WE FIND HIM A NEW OWNER.
WELL, HEATHCLIFF,
IT LOOKS LIKE WE'RE
GOING TO BE ROOMMATES.
IF YOU ARE STAYING,
I'M LEAVING.
YOW! OOH! OOH! OOH!
HEATHCLIFF! WHERE DO YOU
THINK YOU'RE GOING?
DON'T BE SILLY, HEATHCLIFF.
YOU'RE NOT GOING ANYWHERE.
GRR!
I CAN'T STAND IT!
Iggy: NOW, SHAKE
HANDS, AND MAKE UP.
[BOTH GROWLING]
HERE YOU GO. ONE FOR SPIKE,
AND ONE FOR HEATHCLIFF.
HEY, HEATHCLIFF,
WHAT'S THAT?
HUH?
GRR!
THAT'S MY FOOD,
BONEBRAIN!
NO, IT ISN'T.
YOUR DISH IS EMPTY.
GIVE ME
THAT BACK!
HEATHCLIFF!
THAT DOES IT. NOBODY
MESSES WITH MY FOOD.
[GROWLING AND SNARLING]
HEATHCLIFF! THIS IS ALL
YOUR FAULT FOR TRYING
TO STEAL SPIKE'S FOOD!
COME ON, SPIKE. I'LL
GET YOU SOME MORE FOOD.
THIS IS GETTING RIDICULOUS.
GOODNIGHT, HEATHCLIFF.
GOODNIGHT, SPIKE.
SOME GOOD NIGH
THIS IS GOING TO BE.
MOVE OVER,
YOU BIG LUG!
[SNORING]
THERE ISN'T ENOUGH
ROOM IN THIS BED FOR
BOTH OF US, SPIKE.
Iggy: PUT HIM DOWN,
HEATHCLIFF.
MAYBE I'LL JUS
SLEEP ON THE FLOOR.
THE BED'S TOO DANGEROUS.
[SNORING]
I'D BE BETTER OFF OUTSIDE.
I GOT TO GET RID OF SPIKE,
BUT NOBODY'S EVER GOING TO
TAKE HIM AS A PET.
EXCEPT MUGSY.
ALL I GOT TO DO IS LET SPIKE
BEAT ME IN A FIGHT IN FRONT OF
MUGSY, AND HE'LL TAKE HIM BACK.
HEATHCLIFF, YOU'RE A GENIUS.
GEE, HEATHCLIFF, IT'S
REALLY NICE OF YOU TO LE
ME PAL AROUND WITH YOU.
WELL, SPIKE, I FIGURE IF
WE GOT TO LIVE TOGETHER,
WE MIGHT AS WELL GET ALONG.
HEY, SPIKE!
WHAT'S WRONG
WITH YOUR FACE?
THERE'S NOTHING
WRONG WITH MY FACE.
I GUESS YOU
WERE JUST BORN
THAT WAY.
HEE HEE HEE!
SHH! IGGY WILL GE
ANGRY IF HE HEARS
US ARGUING.
HEE HEE HEE!
YOU'RE AFRAID OF
IGGY! WHAT ARE YOU,
A DOG OR A MOUSE?
I'M--I'M NOT GOING
TO FIGHT WITH YOU,
HEATHCLIFF.
THAT'S BECAUSE YOU'RE
A CHICKEN. YOUR WHOLE
FAMILY WAS CHICKEN.
YOU LEAVE MY FAMILY
OUT OF THIS!
YOU COME FROM A LONG
LINE OF CHICKENS.
I REMEMBER
YOUR DAD WAS--
MY DAD?! NOW YOU'VE
GONE TOO FAR!
[HISSING AND SNARLING]
AH, HERE THEY GO AGAIN.
UH-OH. THIS IS WRONG.
I'VE HAD ENOUGH.
YOU WIN.
I DO?
YEAH, NOW
GET OFF BEFORE
I FLATTEN YOU!
HEATHCLIFF,
WHAT HAPPENED?
I'LL TELL YOU
WHAT HAPPENED.
MY DOG SPIKE
BEAT UP THAT CAT OF YOURS.
COME ON, SPIKE.
LET'S GO HOME.
I THINK YOU'VE EARNED
A STEAK DINNER TONIGHT.
OUCH!
[WHIMPERING]
[SNORING]
[HUMMING]
UGH! OH!
GET OFF ME, YOU BIG--
AAAHH!
SHE LOVES ME,
SHE LOVES ME NOT.
SHE LOVES ME,
SHE LOVES ME NOT.
SHE LOVES ME.
HEY, WATCH IT!
STOP THAT!
STOP!
HUH?
HEY, WHAT'S THE
BIG IDEA, MUNGO?
I'M SORRY. I'LL GE
THEM OFF OF YOU, GUYS.
HEY, WHERE'S RIFF RAFF?
HE'S OUT ON A DATE WITH
CLEO, WHICH SEEMS A
PRETTY SAFE PLACE TO BE.
YEAH, TOO BAD. I WANTED
TO ASK HIM TO BE
BEST MAN AT MY WEDDING.
Together: YOUR WEDDING?!
UH-HUH.
WHO'S THE--UH, YOU'LL
EXCUSE THE EXPRESSION,
LUCKY CAT?
WELL, I DON'
KNOW HER NAME.
YOUR WEDDING PLANS SEEM A
LITTLE LAME, WHEN YOU DON'
EVEN KNOW THE BRIDE'S NAME.
YEAH. COME ON.
I'LL SHOW HER
TO YOU NOW.
I WON'T SURVIVE THIS RIDE.
LET'S TAKE THE CAR.
WE'RE OFF!
OKAY, MUNGO.
WHERE IS SHE?
THIS IS WHERE
I SAW HER.
WHOA!
IS THAT HER?
OH, NO. MY GIRL
IS MUCH PRETTIER
THAN HER.
THAT MUS
BE HER!
NOPE. SHE'S
EVEN PRETTIER
THAN HER.
THERE SHE IS!
THERE SHE IS!
OHH.
HAVE YOU EVER
SEEN A MORE
BEAUTIFUL KITTEN?
UH, NOW THA
YOU MENTION IT,
SHE DOES LOOK
A LITTLE
FAMILIAR.
GO AHEAD, MUNGO.
ASK HER OUT.
OH, I COULDN'T.
EXCUSE ME, MISS?
YES?
MY FRIEND WOULD
LIKE TO ASK YOU
A QUESTION.
YEAH, UHUH
I'D LIKE TO STAY
AND CHAT, BUT I'M
VERY BUSY RIGHT NOW.
TOO BAD I AM BUSY.
THAT BIG GUY IS KIND OF CUTE.
MUNGO, YOU NEED HELP.
YOU NEED THE ADVICE OF
SOMEONE WHO KNOWS WOMEN.
YEAH, YOU'RE RIGHT.
I'LL GO TALK
TO RIFF RAFF.
I REALLY HATE IT WHEN
HE GETS EXCITED.
SURE, I'LL HELP
YOU, MUNGO.
WHY, IN NO TIME YOU'LL
BE ALMOST AS SUAVE
AND SOPHISTICATED
A LADIES' MAN
AS I AM.
BOY, RIFF RAFF.
I REALLY FEEL
SOPHISTICATATED NOW.
IT'S HER!
IT'S HER!
NOW, REMEMBER WHAT I SAID.
PRETEND TO IGNORE HER.
LET HER MAKE THE FIRST MOVE.
I WAS HOPING
HE'D SAY SOMETHING.
WHEN'S SHE GOING
TO MAKE THE FIRS
MOVE, RIFF RAFF?
IF YOU WANT TO MAKE
SOME TIME, WHAT YOU'VE
GOT TO DO IS RHYME.
TAKE A WORD YOU USE
A LOT, AND WE'LL MAKE
A RAP THAT'S HOT.
HUH?
HUHIS A WORD WITH YOU
THAT'S TOPS, BUT IN A
RHYME, IT KIND OF FLOPS.
PERHAPS A WORD THAT'S
FILLED WITH SONGS IS FOR
WHAT YOUR LADY LONGS.
NOW, WHAT YOU OUGHT TO
CARRY 'ROUND IS A MUSICAL
SYSTEM FULL OF SOUND.
HUH?
UHOKAY.
[LOUD MUSIC PLAYING]
YIKES!
Both: AAAAHH!
YEAH, THANKS FOR LOANING
ME THIS, WORDSWORTH.
IS THIS HOW I TURN IT ON?
[LOUD MUSIC PLAYING]
[ALL SCREAMING]
OH!
PERHAPS TO WIN YOUR
LADY'S HAND, YOU OUGH
TO TRY TO JOIN A BAND.
YEAH, OKAY.
SOUNDS GOOD TO ME.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
HUH?
WELL, AT LEAS
HE'S ALONE THIS TIME.
THANKS,
I THINK.
MUNGO, YOU SHOULD
HAVE COME TO ME
IN THE FIRST PLACE.
WHAT WOMEN REALLY
LIKE IS GUYS WHO
LOOK ATHLETIC.
ARE YOU SURE, HECTOR?
SURE, I'M SURE.
WHY DO YOU
THINK I WEAR
THIS
ATHLETIC-LOOKING
HEADBAND?
I THOUGHT IT WAS
BECAUSE OF THIS.
YEAH. THAT, TOO,
BUT I ALSO WEAR I
TO LOOK ATHLETIC.
[CHEERING]
1, 2, 3, 1
1, 2, 3, 2
1, 2, 3, 1
DID YOU WANT TO
SAY SOMETHING?
YEAH. I JUS
WANTED TO SAY--
[SNORING]
IF YOU WANTED
TO KNOW SOMETHING
ABOUT WOMEN,
YOU SHOULD HAVE
ASKED ME,NO
THOSE LUNKHEADS.
YEAH, BUT I DIDN'
THINK YOU'D TALK
TO ME, CLEO.
YOU'RE PROBABLY
RIGHT, BUT I'M
TALKING TO YOU NOW,
AND WHAT WOMEN
WANT TODAY
IS A GUY WHO'S MODERN
IN THE WAY HE LOOKS
AND THE WAY HE ACTS,
LIKE
A ROCK STAR.
[TIRES SQUEALING]
YOUR WORLD TOUR IS LOOKING
REAL GOOD, MUNGO, BABY.
I COULDN'T BE
HAPPIER FOR YOU,
UNLESS, OF COURSE, I WAS
GETTING A BIGGER PERCENTAGE.
OH!
[CHEERING]
OK, OK, STAY BACK!
GIVE THIS GUY SOME ROOM!
MADAME, THIS IS FOR
YOU FROM THE STAR.
HE'S SWEET.
A LITTLE MIXED UP,
BUT SWEET.
DON'T CROWD
THE STAR, HONEY!
THIS IS
TOO MUCH.
I GAVE HER A ROSE,
AND SHE JUST WALKED AWAY.
BOY, THAT REALLY HURTS.
Hector: WHAT YOU
DOING, MUNGO?
I'M GOING TO
THROW MYSELF
IN THE LAKE,
BECAUSE MY GIRL
DOESN'T LIKE ME.
[CRYING]
BUT, MUNGO,
LOTS OF CATS
DON'T LIKE YOU.
YOU'RE A BIG HELP.
THERE IS NO USE TRYING
TO TALK ME OUT OF IT.
MY MIND IS MADE UP.
HIS LOVE LIFE'S
IN A SLUMP, SO HE
DECIDED TO JUMP.
Riff Raff: DON'T!
AAH!
AND WE WERE WORRIED.
I CAN'T DO
ANYTHING RIGHT.
Girl Cat:
WHY SO SAD, MUNGO?
BECAUSE THE GIRL
I LOVE WON'T GO OU
WITH ME. HUH?!
I'M SURE SHE WOULD
IF THE REAL MUNGO
WOULD ASK HER.
YOU'D GO OU
WITH THE REAL ME?
SURE, I WOULD.
OH BOY, OH BOY,
OH BOY!
I'M GLAD YOU LIKE
THE REAL ME, LULU.
I WAS GETTING
A HEADACHE BEING
ALL THOSE OTHER GUYS.
YEAH, ME, TOO.
IF YOU NOTICE YOUR CA
SCRATCHING THINGS
HE ISN'T SUPPOSED TO, LIKE
PEOPLE, OR FURNITURE,
THEN BUILD YOUR CAT A SCRATCHING
POST OUT OF A BOARD
AND AN OLD PIECE OF CARPET.
THEN YOUR CAT AND OUR FAMILY
CAN LIVE HAPPILY EVER AFTER.
CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
FOX FAMILY CHANNEL
AND U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION
HEATHCLIFF, HEATHCLIFF,
NO ONE SHOULD ♪
TERRIFY THEIR NEIGHBORHOOD
BUT HEATHCLIFF
JUST WON'T BE UNDONE ♪
PLAYING PRANKS ON EVERYONE
THERE'S A RACE TO BE ON TOP
THE COMPETITION
DOESN'T STOP ♪
MIXING WITH
THE LADIES FAIR ♪
BEING CHARMING, DEBONAIR
THE GANG WILL REIGN SUPREME
AND NO ONE CAN DENY-Y-Y-Y
THEY'LL MAKE DUMP HISTORY
AND ALWAYS HAVE
AN ALIBI-I-I ♪
SO JOIN IN THE JUBILEE
THE CATS ARE GREAT,
THEY'LL ALL AGREE ♪
FIND IN EACH CALAMITY
THE CATS' SUPERIORITY
OH OH OH OH OH OH
OH OH OH
OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH
OH OH OH
HEATHCLIFF, HEATHCLIFF,
NO ONE SHOULD ♪
TERRIFY THEIR NEIGHBORHOOD
BUT HEATHCLIFF
JUST WON'T BE UNDONE ♪
YOU SHOULD REALIZE
HE CAN WIN IT WITH YOU
AND THEN THERE WAS THE TIME
HE RAN OFF A WHOLE PACK
OF VICIOUS, WILD DOGS
JUST WITH HIS
FEROCIOUS GROWL.
GRR!
All: OOH!
I REMEMBER ONCE
HE SINGLE-HANDEDLY
CORNERED A BURGLAR,
AND HELD HIM UNTIL
THE POLICE ARRIVED.
WHOA!
HEE HEE HEE!
WHAT ARE YOU LAUGHING
AT, FURBALL?
HEE HEE HEE!
MEOW! PHHTT!
SPIKE, ARE YOU
GOING TO LET HIM
GET AWAY WITH THIS?
HE WAS LAUGHING AT YOU.
ARE YOU GOING TO TAKE
THAT FROM A CAT?
GRRR!
YOU'VE HAD I
NOW, FURFACE!
SPIKE'S GOING TO
TEACH YOU A LESSON.
CLASS IS ABOUT TO BEGIN.
WHOA!
YOW!
LOOKS LIKE IT'S TIME FOR
LESSON NUMBER 2.
[HISSING AND SNARLING]
HEY! WHO TURNED OUT THE LIGHT?
THE NAME'S HEATHCLIFF.
YOU REMEMBER THAT, DOGBREATH!
THAT'S SOME
TOUGH DOG YOU
GOT THERE, MUGSY.
HE CAN'T EVEN
BEAT UP A CAT.
[ALL LAUGHING]
I'VE HAD IT WITH YOU, SPIKE.
AS FAR AS I'M CONCERNED,
YOU'RE NOT MY DOG ANYMORE.
AND YOU CAN FORGET ABOU
COMING HOME BECAUSE YOU
DON'T LIVE THERE ANYMORE!
[CRYING]
HEE HEE HEE!
DON'T TAKE IT SO
HARD, BIG GUY.
LOOK AT IT THIS WAY.
YOU'LL HAVE A LOT OF
TIME TO YOURSELF NOW.
HEE HEE HEE!
MAYBE YOU CAN WRITE
YOUR MEMOIRS!
[SLURP]
MMM.
I'M GETTING AWFUL HUNGRY.
HMM. MAYBE THEY GO
SOME EXTRA CHOW.
HI, GUYS!
WHAT YOU UP TO?
WE'RE WAITING FOR THE
BUTCHER TO THROW OU
THE SCRAPS, PRETTY BOY.
YEAH. THEN IT'S EVERY
DOG FOR HIMSELF.
[GROWLING AND SNARLING]
THOSE GUYS ARE SERIOUS.
[GROWLING AND SNARLING]
OUCH!
[WHIMPERING]
AW, PUPPY HUR
HIS PAW.
[ALL LAUGHING]
[GROWLING]
IF I LET THE DOGCATCHER
TAKE ME, AT LEAST I'LL
GET FED DOWN AT THE POUND
AND HAVE A PLACE
TO SLEEP.
AND WHERE DO YOU THINK
YOU'RE GOING?
YOU HAVE A LICENSE.
I'VE GOT ENOUGH TO DO
WITH UNLICENSED DOGS.
NOW, GO ON!
GET OUT OF HERE!
MIND IF I JOIN YOU?
HELP YOURSELF, MAN.
FIRE'S FREE.
YOU WANT THE RES
OF THIS GRUB?
[SLURP]
[YAWN]
BOY, I'M TIRED.
TIME FOR SOME SHUTEYE.
HERE, USE THESE
FOR A BLANKET.
WHERE DID EVERYBODY GO?
THEY STOLE MY COLLAR, AND I
THOUGHT THEY WAS MY BUDDIES!
OUCH!
HEY, SPIKE!
HOW YOU DOING, BOY?
[CRYING]
POOR SPIKE. HE'S BEEN
ON THE STREETS FOR DAYS.
[WHIMPERING]
YOU'RE BREAKING MY HEART.
HEE HEE HEE!
YOU KNOW, HEATHCLIFF,
THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT!
COME ON, SPIKE.
YOU CAN STAY WITH US.
IF THERE'S ONE THING WE
DON'T NEED IN THIS HOUSE,
IT'S ANOTHER ANIMAL.
FOR ONCE, I HAVE
TO AGREE WITH HIM.
OH, GRANDPA.
WE CAN'T THROW THIS POOR
DOGGY OUT IN THE STREET.
I CAN!
ALL RIGHT, HE CAN STAY, BUT JUS
UNTIL WE FIND HIM A NEW OWNER.
WELL, HEATHCLIFF,
IT LOOKS LIKE WE'RE
GOING TO BE ROOMMATES.
IF YOU ARE STAYING,
I'M LEAVING.
YOW! OOH! OOH! OOH!
HEATHCLIFF! WHERE DO YOU
THINK YOU'RE GOING?
DON'T BE SILLY, HEATHCLIFF.
YOU'RE NOT GOING ANYWHERE.
GRR!
I CAN'T STAND IT!
Iggy: NOW, SHAKE
HANDS, AND MAKE UP.
[BOTH GROWLING]
HERE YOU GO. ONE FOR SPIKE,
AND ONE FOR HEATHCLIFF.
HEY, HEATHCLIFF,
WHAT'S THAT?
HUH?
GRR!
THAT'S MY FOOD,
BONEBRAIN!
NO, IT ISN'T.
YOUR DISH IS EMPTY.
GIVE ME
THAT BACK!
HEATHCLIFF!
THAT DOES IT. NOBODY
MESSES WITH MY FOOD.
[GROWLING AND SNARLING]
HEATHCLIFF! THIS IS ALL
YOUR FAULT FOR TRYING
TO STEAL SPIKE'S FOOD!
COME ON, SPIKE. I'LL
GET YOU SOME MORE FOOD.
THIS IS GETTING RIDICULOUS.
GOODNIGHT, HEATHCLIFF.
GOODNIGHT, SPIKE.
SOME GOOD NIGH
THIS IS GOING TO BE.
MOVE OVER,
YOU BIG LUG!
[SNORING]
THERE ISN'T ENOUGH
ROOM IN THIS BED FOR
BOTH OF US, SPIKE.
Iggy: PUT HIM DOWN,
HEATHCLIFF.
MAYBE I'LL JUS
SLEEP ON THE FLOOR.
THE BED'S TOO DANGEROUS.
[SNORING]
I'D BE BETTER OFF OUTSIDE.
I GOT TO GET RID OF SPIKE,
BUT NOBODY'S EVER GOING TO
TAKE HIM AS A PET.
EXCEPT MUGSY.
ALL I GOT TO DO IS LET SPIKE
BEAT ME IN A FIGHT IN FRONT OF
MUGSY, AND HE'LL TAKE HIM BACK.
HEATHCLIFF, YOU'RE A GENIUS.
GEE, HEATHCLIFF, IT'S
REALLY NICE OF YOU TO LE
ME PAL AROUND WITH YOU.
WELL, SPIKE, I FIGURE IF
WE GOT TO LIVE TOGETHER,
WE MIGHT AS WELL GET ALONG.
HEY, SPIKE!
WHAT'S WRONG
WITH YOUR FACE?
THERE'S NOTHING
WRONG WITH MY FACE.
I GUESS YOU
WERE JUST BORN
THAT WAY.
HEE HEE HEE!
SHH! IGGY WILL GE
ANGRY IF HE HEARS
US ARGUING.
HEE HEE HEE!
YOU'RE AFRAID OF
IGGY! WHAT ARE YOU,
A DOG OR A MOUSE?
I'M--I'M NOT GOING
TO FIGHT WITH YOU,
HEATHCLIFF.
THAT'S BECAUSE YOU'RE
A CHICKEN. YOUR WHOLE
FAMILY WAS CHICKEN.
YOU LEAVE MY FAMILY
OUT OF THIS!
YOU COME FROM A LONG
LINE OF CHICKENS.
I REMEMBER
YOUR DAD WAS--
MY DAD?! NOW YOU'VE
GONE TOO FAR!
[HISSING AND SNARLING]
AH, HERE THEY GO AGAIN.
UH-OH. THIS IS WRONG.
I'VE HAD ENOUGH.
YOU WIN.
I DO?
YEAH, NOW
GET OFF BEFORE
I FLATTEN YOU!
HEATHCLIFF,
WHAT HAPPENED?
I'LL TELL YOU
WHAT HAPPENED.
MY DOG SPIKE
BEAT UP THAT CAT OF YOURS.
COME ON, SPIKE.
LET'S GO HOME.
I THINK YOU'VE EARNED
A STEAK DINNER TONIGHT.
OUCH!
[WHIMPERING]
[SNORING]
[HUMMING]
UGH! OH!
GET OFF ME, YOU BIG--
AAAHH!
SHE LOVES ME,
SHE LOVES ME NOT.
SHE LOVES ME,
SHE LOVES ME NOT.
SHE LOVES ME.
HEY, WATCH IT!
STOP THAT!
STOP!
HUH?
HEY, WHAT'S THE
BIG IDEA, MUNGO?
I'M SORRY. I'LL GE
THEM OFF OF YOU, GUYS.
HEY, WHERE'S RIFF RAFF?
HE'S OUT ON A DATE WITH
CLEO, WHICH SEEMS A
PRETTY SAFE PLACE TO BE.
YEAH, TOO BAD. I WANTED
TO ASK HIM TO BE
BEST MAN AT MY WEDDING.
Together: YOUR WEDDING?!
UH-HUH.
WHO'S THE--UH, YOU'LL
EXCUSE THE EXPRESSION,
LUCKY CAT?
WELL, I DON'
KNOW HER NAME.
YOUR WEDDING PLANS SEEM A
LITTLE LAME, WHEN YOU DON'
EVEN KNOW THE BRIDE'S NAME.
YEAH. COME ON.
I'LL SHOW HER
TO YOU NOW.
I WON'T SURVIVE THIS RIDE.
LET'S TAKE THE CAR.
WE'RE OFF!
OKAY, MUNGO.
WHERE IS SHE?
THIS IS WHERE
I SAW HER.
WHOA!
IS THAT HER?
OH, NO. MY GIRL
IS MUCH PRETTIER
THAN HER.
THAT MUS
BE HER!
NOPE. SHE'S
EVEN PRETTIER
THAN HER.
THERE SHE IS!
THERE SHE IS!
OHH.
HAVE YOU EVER
SEEN A MORE
BEAUTIFUL KITTEN?
UH, NOW THA
YOU MENTION IT,
SHE DOES LOOK
A LITTLE
FAMILIAR.
GO AHEAD, MUNGO.
ASK HER OUT.
OH, I COULDN'T.
EXCUSE ME, MISS?
YES?
MY FRIEND WOULD
LIKE TO ASK YOU
A QUESTION.
YEAH, UHUH
I'D LIKE TO STAY
AND CHAT, BUT I'M
VERY BUSY RIGHT NOW.
TOO BAD I AM BUSY.
THAT BIG GUY IS KIND OF CUTE.
MUNGO, YOU NEED HELP.
YOU NEED THE ADVICE OF
SOMEONE WHO KNOWS WOMEN.
YEAH, YOU'RE RIGHT.
I'LL GO TALK
TO RIFF RAFF.
I REALLY HATE IT WHEN
HE GETS EXCITED.
SURE, I'LL HELP
YOU, MUNGO.
WHY, IN NO TIME YOU'LL
BE ALMOST AS SUAVE
AND SOPHISTICATED
A LADIES' MAN
AS I AM.
BOY, RIFF RAFF.
I REALLY FEEL
SOPHISTICATATED NOW.
IT'S HER!
IT'S HER!
NOW, REMEMBER WHAT I SAID.
PRETEND TO IGNORE HER.
LET HER MAKE THE FIRST MOVE.
I WAS HOPING
HE'D SAY SOMETHING.
WHEN'S SHE GOING
TO MAKE THE FIRS
MOVE, RIFF RAFF?
IF YOU WANT TO MAKE
SOME TIME, WHAT YOU'VE
GOT TO DO IS RHYME.
TAKE A WORD YOU USE
A LOT, AND WE'LL MAKE
A RAP THAT'S HOT.
HUH?
HUHIS A WORD WITH YOU
THAT'S TOPS, BUT IN A
RHYME, IT KIND OF FLOPS.
PERHAPS A WORD THAT'S
FILLED WITH SONGS IS FOR
WHAT YOUR LADY LONGS.
NOW, WHAT YOU OUGHT TO
CARRY 'ROUND IS A MUSICAL
SYSTEM FULL OF SOUND.
HUH?
UHOKAY.
[LOUD MUSIC PLAYING]
YIKES!
Both: AAAAHH!
YEAH, THANKS FOR LOANING
ME THIS, WORDSWORTH.
IS THIS HOW I TURN IT ON?
[LOUD MUSIC PLAYING]
[ALL SCREAMING]
OH!
PERHAPS TO WIN YOUR
LADY'S HAND, YOU OUGH
TO TRY TO JOIN A BAND.
YEAH, OKAY.
SOUNDS GOOD TO ME.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
HUH?
WELL, AT LEAS
HE'S ALONE THIS TIME.
THANKS,
I THINK.
MUNGO, YOU SHOULD
HAVE COME TO ME
IN THE FIRST PLACE.
WHAT WOMEN REALLY
LIKE IS GUYS WHO
LOOK ATHLETIC.
ARE YOU SURE, HECTOR?
SURE, I'M SURE.
WHY DO YOU
THINK I WEAR
THIS
ATHLETIC-LOOKING
HEADBAND?
I THOUGHT IT WAS
BECAUSE OF THIS.
YEAH. THAT, TOO,
BUT I ALSO WEAR I
TO LOOK ATHLETIC.
[CHEERING]
1, 2, 3, 1
1, 2, 3, 2
1, 2, 3, 1
DID YOU WANT TO
SAY SOMETHING?
YEAH. I JUS
WANTED TO SAY--
[SNORING]
IF YOU WANTED
TO KNOW SOMETHING
ABOUT WOMEN,
YOU SHOULD HAVE
ASKED ME,NO
THOSE LUNKHEADS.
YEAH, BUT I DIDN'
THINK YOU'D TALK
TO ME, CLEO.
YOU'RE PROBABLY
RIGHT, BUT I'M
TALKING TO YOU NOW,
AND WHAT WOMEN
WANT TODAY
IS A GUY WHO'S MODERN
IN THE WAY HE LOOKS
AND THE WAY HE ACTS,
LIKE
A ROCK STAR.
[TIRES SQUEALING]
YOUR WORLD TOUR IS LOOKING
REAL GOOD, MUNGO, BABY.
I COULDN'T BE
HAPPIER FOR YOU,
UNLESS, OF COURSE, I WAS
GETTING A BIGGER PERCENTAGE.
OH!
[CHEERING]
OK, OK, STAY BACK!
GIVE THIS GUY SOME ROOM!
MADAME, THIS IS FOR
YOU FROM THE STAR.
HE'S SWEET.
A LITTLE MIXED UP,
BUT SWEET.
DON'T CROWD
THE STAR, HONEY!
THIS IS
TOO MUCH.
I GAVE HER A ROSE,
AND SHE JUST WALKED AWAY.
BOY, THAT REALLY HURTS.
Hector: WHAT YOU
DOING, MUNGO?
I'M GOING TO
THROW MYSELF
IN THE LAKE,
BECAUSE MY GIRL
DOESN'T LIKE ME.
[CRYING]
BUT, MUNGO,
LOTS OF CATS
DON'T LIKE YOU.
YOU'RE A BIG HELP.
THERE IS NO USE TRYING
TO TALK ME OUT OF IT.
MY MIND IS MADE UP.
HIS LOVE LIFE'S
IN A SLUMP, SO HE
DECIDED TO JUMP.
Riff Raff: DON'T!
AAH!
AND WE WERE WORRIED.
I CAN'T DO
ANYTHING RIGHT.
Girl Cat:
WHY SO SAD, MUNGO?
BECAUSE THE GIRL
I LOVE WON'T GO OU
WITH ME. HUH?!
I'M SURE SHE WOULD
IF THE REAL MUNGO
WOULD ASK HER.
YOU'D GO OU
WITH THE REAL ME?
SURE, I WOULD.
OH BOY, OH BOY,
OH BOY!
I'M GLAD YOU LIKE
THE REAL ME, LULU.
I WAS GETTING
A HEADACHE BEING
ALL THOSE OTHER GUYS.
YEAH, ME, TOO.
IF YOU NOTICE YOUR CA
SCRATCHING THINGS
HE ISN'T SUPPOSED TO, LIKE
PEOPLE, OR FURNITURE,
THEN BUILD YOUR CAT A SCRATCHING
POST OUT OF A BOARD
AND AN OLD PIECE OF CARPET.
THEN YOUR CAT AND OUR FAMILY
CAN LIVE HAPPILY EVER AFTER.
CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
FOX FAMILY CHANNEL
AND U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION