Huge in France (2019) s01e07 Episode Script
Épisode Sept
1 A NETFLIX ORIGINAL SERIES [CLASSIC FRENCH SONG PLAYING.]
[BABY CRYING.]
It's okay.
Gad, can we just wrap it up, maybe? Give me just one minute.
He's coming.
[MUSIC CONTINUES.]
[CROWD CHANTING "GAD".]
Oh my God.
[BABY CRIES.]
[ADRIEN SINGING IN [IN FRENCH.]
Gad is back! Gad is back! Nothing to fear since Gad is back! We'll book some shows We'll make some dough! [SINGS A TUNE.]
[CAMERAS CLICK, REPORTERS YELL.]
Hey, Baba! [FRENCH SONG BEGINS.]
[CROWD YELLS.]
[FRENCH MUSIC ENDS.]
Hey.
Is this your tank? I think it got mixed in with my load.
Okay, I'll just put it in there for you.
Look at us, huh? It's like Like the last day of summer camp.
- I've lived here for like eight years.
- Yeah, I'm gonna miss this place.
Moving in with Maddie, so It was time, you know? Change is in the air, I guess.
I'm not sure if you heard, but Gad and I parted ways.
- You're better off.
- And I am.
Yeah.
I think you're right on about that.
Looking back, he asked me to do some things that were pretty inappropriate.
- Was he making you fuck him? - What? There's no room for that stuff these days.
You know that, right? There are hotlines you can call.
- It wasn't that - You're not alone Brian.
I let that scumbag fuck me, too.
I mean not sexually like in your situation.
- Right, but mine wasn't a sexual - He took everything from me.
My girl.
My kid.
- Your dignity.
- Yeah.
Who am I kidding? It's on me.
You know? I let Marco take over my life.
Yeah.
You know, how do you think Channing's thing crumbled, right? I mean, he was stuck in Magic Mike for two years after they wrapped.
Jenna was like I can't live like this.
I didn't marry Mike.
I married Chan.
I don't know how you actors do it.
It's a lonely life.
I guess you got no choice in the matter, huh? You're an artist.
This life chose you.
A blessing and a curse.
Exactly.
The curse is obvious.
You're a slave to the craft.
No room for relationships.
No steady paycheck.
No idea who you're gonna have to become tomorrow.
I wouldn't wish it on my worst enemy.
But the blessing Getting to go on auditions, workshops, improv classes, new head shots every month.
It makes it all worth it, doesn't it? Oh, wow! Look at the view! [GAD.]
Et voilà ! - Penthouse look okay for you? - [VIV.]
Well, you know, I mean - I'm good with it if you're good.
- Yeah, it's cool.
Luca, you're gonna be happy.
There's a great gym with all the machines.
You can work out.
- What floor? - Four.
You go there.
No problem.
And Viv, they have an amazing spa.
They're gonna take good care of you.
- The spa is on what floor? - Also four.
- Okay.
- [CAMERA SNAPS.]
[IN FRENCH.]
Gad, can I talk to you for a minute? - What, now? - Yes.
One minute.
- What's up? - Okay.
When do you think would be a good time to talk business? Adrien, I told you, I'm not here for that.
I know, you're here to help Luca.
I get it.
But I'm getting slammed with calls for you.
If you did a show or two, something I'm not here to work Baba, it's not for me, it's for your fans.
They need to know that you're still here that you haven't abandoned them.
- Okay.
- Okay.
I'll do it.
I don't want to, but I'll do it.
But I need you to do something for me.
Whatever you want, Baba.
- Really? - Of course, whatever you want.
Thank you, Baba.
I really appreciate it.
- Who? - Who do you think? I told you they're in Paris.
You got a computer? Yes.
You have access to the Internet? I do.
Ah, there's a red eye tonight.
LAX to Charles D.
$8,500 But only one seat left at this price.
Book it.
- Really? - What do you got? Credit card-wise, whip it out.
I don't have anything with that kind of limit.
But Maddie does.
You must have one of hers, when you're running errands for her every day.
Yeah, but that's for emergencies only.
Isn't this an emergency? Unless you're saying a guy losing his entire family isn't an emergency.
Is that what you're saying? No, I guess not.
Then whip it out.
Or I'm gonna whip it out for you.
We're still talking about the credit card, right? [FRENCH MUSIC PLAYING.]
Wait, stay together! I want a picture with you guys.
Stay together.
- [CELL PHONE RINGS.]
- [VIV.]
Yeah, nice shot.
Talk to me, Brian.
Just thought you'd wanna know.
Jason is headed your way.
He's on a mission to win Viv and Luke back.
I tried to talk him out of it, but Don't Let him come.
There's something different about him here, right? Way different.
Better.
But different.
I can't put my finger on it.
- Because he's famous here? - That definitely helps.
But, I think he doesn't even care that he's famous here.
I think he's more humble about it.
Like Justin Theroux, you know? Yeah, I see that.
Hey.
Pardon.
I'm sorry.
I need to go on TP&P tomorrow night.
- Huh? - What is that? It's a talk show.
TP&P.
It's a big It's like the Tonight Show.
It's in exchange for a meeting with Luca and Jean Paul Gaul tier.
- What? - Are you serious? You're meeting with him.
And what when - When? - It's okay! It's not I have to get ready! I have to work my walk.
- You will be ready.
- I can't smile.
Are you okay? What? Yeah.
- All good? - No, I'm fine.
Gaultier! I'm great! [FRENCH ANNOUNCEMENTS OVER LOUD SPEAKER.]
[ADRIEN.]
Mr.
Alanross.
Welcome to Paris.
No, it's Alan Ross.
There's a pause in there.
Who who are you? I am Adrien.
I'm Gad's manager.
Wait.
How'd you know I was here? What is this? Nevermind.
Evian? Do you know how I make a living, Mr.
Alanross? I mean, Mr.
Alan Ross.
I take ten percent off the top of Gad's earnings.
You managers, man.
Vultures, all of you.
And what do you think his earnings have been - since he moved to America? - Zero? And do you know what ten percent of zero is, Mr.
Alan Ross? Also zero? If the big cat doesn't eat, I don't eat.
Do you understand what I am telling you, here? Yeah, Gad's the big cat, right? and if he can't eat Actually, I'm not sure.
You see, Mr.
Alan Ross, You and I have a common goal.
You want your lady back, right? And I want my star back.
Mr.
Alan Ross? - Yes.
- Mr.
Gaultier will see you now.
- Hello, Baba! - Baba! - Content de te voir! - Thank you.
Quel bonheur.
- Nice to see you.
- Moi aussi.
[SPEAKING IN FRENCH.]
A pleasure.
Your grand fils.
- Yes! - Oh là là ! Le fiston.
Thank you so much! - S'il vous plaît.
You can sit.
- Merci.
Okay.
Nice nose, like a French nose.
Attitude.
Elegant.
That's nice.
Nice cheeks.
Also underwear.
Perfect.
And there's the chest.
The chest.
Did you Did you did something for your chest or it's natural one? No, sir.
15 cc's.
- Okay.
- Yeah.
Bah, c'est bien.
Voilà .
That's quite nice.
Do you know how to walk? - Yeah.
- If you could stand up and walk, you know.
Okay? So, you know what? You will go there to the door and after you come back to me.
Make it your way.
Okay? Okay.
Good.
Il est décidé.
Ãnergie.
Okay.
Very nice.
Not so relaxed.
A little dynamic.
Bon Ãnergie can improve a little.
Yeah.
Okay.
Okay, good.
- Have you done runway before? - Yeah.
But you never did a big show.
Like a show, I mean like with 1,000 people.
Even more.
With all the girls, like Gigi and Cara Delevingne.
And all the peoples, VIP, and journalists, big journalists that are there? No, I guess I haven't.
But I know I can do it.
It's It's what I was born to do.
[JEAN PAUL.]
Um Could you go closer each one? Yes.
Cheek to cheek.
Yeah.
[SPEAKING FRENCH.]
more closer.
Closer.
That's right! Now, nose to nose.
- Really? - Definitely.
Yes.
- Yeah? - Yes! Nose to nose.
Closer.
More closer.
Yes.
Okay, thank you.
That's good.
Okay.
I took you.
- Yes! Definitely.
- Really? You are the best, Baba.
It should be the show of the son and the father.
What is it? It will be the fashion show with the catwalk.
And you will walk together.
[SPEAKING FRENCH.]
The light.
I want the light to be on Luca, not on me.
Oui, mais j'ai l'impression que I think that will be maybe the contrary.
It will It will be him that Yeah, on the contrary.
You know? Come on! - I don't know, Jean Paul.
- Yeah.
You know what? I can Okay.
If I mean.
You know, I Why not? It's Let's Okay, I'll do it.
I'll do it.
Parfait! Très content.
So, we will have to see again.
We will see for the rendezvous.
for the fitting, for after, maybe some Did that really just happen? Am I really walking for Jean Paul Gaultier? Yeah, you are.
And apparently, I am too.
That's the And you're sure you're okay with that? Yeah.
It's gonna be fun anyways.
We'll have fun with it.
- You know - What do you mean? - Un selfie ? - Oui.
- Au revoir.
- Merci.
Yeah, I mean we'll give them a good show.
No, this isn't about them.
Or having fun.
This is about realizing Jean Paul's vision.
I know, but You know, I'm a comedian.
- They expect Gad to be like - No, but Gad Gad can't.
What do you mean not even a little No.
None of that.
Do you understand? - Okay.
Okay.
- No.
Do you understand that? Okay.
You wanna be under the cart? Yes.
It's more dramatic, you see? And have the tablecloth hang down so he's hidden and at the right time he will pop out and propose.
You've done this kind of thing before? No.
Not under the cart, no.
- We do the ring in a cake with roses.
- Doesn't matter.
You cannot go wrong with the cart.
This is perfect.
What about Gad and Luke? My guy is watching them.
He's fine.
You have plenty of time, Baba.
- Plenty of time.
- Okay.
Okay, let's do it.
- Good.
Wait a minute.
- Let's go.
I have something here that This was my mother's, you see? She gave it to me when she took her last breath.
- It was a death wish - Okay, thanks, man.
Just - Yeah.
- I got it.
I got You're too tall.
Yeah.
It's a little tight.
- Get the - Tablecloth.
.
- [JASON.]
My head.
- Ready? Look at that.
[JASON.]
Yeah.
I'm good.
I'll just get my knee to unlock.
[PHONE BUZZING.]
[JASON.]
God damn phone.
[VOICEMAIL GREETING.]
Jason Alan Ross.
Hey, Jason.
Adrien here You're probably under the cart right now.
Just calling to tell you to abort.
The plan changed.
Gad and Luca are on the way up.
They came back early, what can I say? Anyway, if you get this, please give me a call back.
Otherwise Good luck, my friend.
[VIV SHRIEKS.]
- I am so proud of you! - Thank you, Mom.
But now Gad deserves the credit.
- He really came through.
- No, it's nothing.
[KNOCK ON DOOR.]
- He's calm.
- He's so happy! Thank you.
- What's that? - Wow! Who sent this? - [GAD.]
Bonsoir.
- [VIV.]
Oh my God! - Bonsoir.
You said bonsoir? - Yeah.
- Bonsoir - Merci.
- Enjoy.
- Merci.
- Thank you.
- Merci.
- Oh my God.
- What? It's from Jason.
What? "Congratulations on the Gaultier show.
" Oh, this is so sad.
Fucking loser.
Oh, wow.
Fuck it.
I'm gonna go lift.
Good.
Use it as fuel, sweetheart! Bravo! Well I mean, is it terrible if we drink his champagne? - Really? You wanna - Yeah! You know what? I'm sure I'm paying for it somehow.
- Probably.
- It's a good one, by the way.
- Santé.
- Santé.
Yum.
Thank you for saving me from him.
- Of course.
- It's really It's really sexy.
- Really? - Yeah.
It's Okay.
Oh, wait.
But are you totally committed to this? - Yeah? - Yes.
I am totally committed to this.
- Like no matter what? - No matter what! [VIV AND GAD GRUNTING AND GROANING.]
Okay, good.
It's like I think I might be pregnant.
What? See, I knew it.
You're scared.
No, I'm not at all.
It's a No.
Okay.
Good.
Okay.
It's probably Jason's anyway.
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE.]
[IN FRENCH.]
Thank you for joining us! Tonight, we're starting off strong.
His first show back.
He came back to Paris just for us.
Our first guest: Gad Elmaleh! [CROWD.]
Elmaleh! Elmaleh! Thank you, Baba.
How great to see him again! Thank you! How wonderful.
Such a warm welcome, thank you.
So, I know you're back from Los Angeles.
Yeah, I just got back to Paris after spending a while in Los Angeles to be closer to my son.
That's most important to me.
[AUDIENCE AWWS AND CLAPS.]
I heard he's a model.
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
[AUDIENCE CATCALLS.]
Oh, he's good-looking.
You must be proud.
Yeah You're proud of all this? Yeah, but But, really, it's It's actually serious work.
In fact, we're doing something We're doing something together a father-son fashion show.
[LAUGHING.]
That's a joke, right? No, it's not a joke, it's real.
The two of you are going to walk next to each other, like that? - It's realy not a joke? - No.
So, father-son, you're gonna catwalk together - Right, we'll walk - Do the catwalk Look, here comes Daddy! Daddy's voguing! You're really going to model? You know how to model? You'll see In a few days.
We're going to see right now.
[AUDIENCE.]
The catwalk! You're going to see Gad catwalk.
Gad.
They're waiting.
Can you do a little walk for us? Don't you want him to catwalk? The catwalk! A quick little turn.
Okay, I'll do it.
It's very simple.
I'll give you a little taste.
it's about walking straight.
take it personally, kid.
That's what he does.
A leopard cannot change its spots, you know.
[HOST, IN FRENCH.]
Stay with us, my dear.
Gad Elmaleh! Stay with us after this, we'll be back in a minute we need to bring in some dough, time to go to commercial.
We'll be right back, my darlings.
[POUNDING ON CART.]
Hello.
I'm under here.
Someone help, please! I'm stuck.
Sir, are you okay? I've been better.
Help me out, will you? [GROANS.]
Careful.
Okay.
Okay.
[GROANING IN PAIN.]
Oh, thank you.
So How did it go? How do you think it went? He fucked her, Michel.
Right on top of this cart.
Who did? - Gad did.
- The comedian? I guess you could call him that.
But I don't find him funny at all.
He's a specific taste.
Yeah.
Now she may be pregnant with his kid.
Because it certainly isn't mine.
Just ask the guy who paid me to jerk off in front of him.
I'm gonna wheel the cart back now.
[TALK SHOW THEME PLAYING.]
Bravo.
- Ben voilà .
- Merci.
- How could you? - What? Make fun of modeling like that.
Baba, I was just having fun.
And you know what, by the way, it's great for the show.
It's good publicity.
It's good for you.
No! It's good for you.
And that's all you care about.
It's all you've ever cared about.
- Luca.
- I guess the joke's on me, huh? - No.
- Cause I fell for it.
- Luca.
- You're out.
- What? - Of Gaultier.
Don't bother coming.
I refuse to share the stage with someone who doesn't respect the craft.
Luca.
[LUKE.]
Mom! - Let's move! - Okay.
What? [STAGEHAND.]
Cinq.
Quatre.
Trois.
Deux.
[MUTED SOUND OF APPLAUSE.]
[HOST.]
Gad Elmaleh!
[BABY CRYING.]
It's okay.
Gad, can we just wrap it up, maybe? Give me just one minute.
He's coming.
[MUSIC CONTINUES.]
[CROWD CHANTING "GAD".]
Oh my God.
[BABY CRIES.]
[ADRIEN SINGING IN [IN FRENCH.]
Gad is back! Gad is back! Nothing to fear since Gad is back! We'll book some shows We'll make some dough! [SINGS A TUNE.]
[CAMERAS CLICK, REPORTERS YELL.]
Hey, Baba! [FRENCH SONG BEGINS.]
[CROWD YELLS.]
[FRENCH MUSIC ENDS.]
Hey.
Is this your tank? I think it got mixed in with my load.
Okay, I'll just put it in there for you.
Look at us, huh? It's like Like the last day of summer camp.
- I've lived here for like eight years.
- Yeah, I'm gonna miss this place.
Moving in with Maddie, so It was time, you know? Change is in the air, I guess.
I'm not sure if you heard, but Gad and I parted ways.
- You're better off.
- And I am.
Yeah.
I think you're right on about that.
Looking back, he asked me to do some things that were pretty inappropriate.
- Was he making you fuck him? - What? There's no room for that stuff these days.
You know that, right? There are hotlines you can call.
- It wasn't that - You're not alone Brian.
I let that scumbag fuck me, too.
I mean not sexually like in your situation.
- Right, but mine wasn't a sexual - He took everything from me.
My girl.
My kid.
- Your dignity.
- Yeah.
Who am I kidding? It's on me.
You know? I let Marco take over my life.
Yeah.
You know, how do you think Channing's thing crumbled, right? I mean, he was stuck in Magic Mike for two years after they wrapped.
Jenna was like I can't live like this.
I didn't marry Mike.
I married Chan.
I don't know how you actors do it.
It's a lonely life.
I guess you got no choice in the matter, huh? You're an artist.
This life chose you.
A blessing and a curse.
Exactly.
The curse is obvious.
You're a slave to the craft.
No room for relationships.
No steady paycheck.
No idea who you're gonna have to become tomorrow.
I wouldn't wish it on my worst enemy.
But the blessing Getting to go on auditions, workshops, improv classes, new head shots every month.
It makes it all worth it, doesn't it? Oh, wow! Look at the view! [GAD.]
Et voilà ! - Penthouse look okay for you? - [VIV.]
Well, you know, I mean - I'm good with it if you're good.
- Yeah, it's cool.
Luca, you're gonna be happy.
There's a great gym with all the machines.
You can work out.
- What floor? - Four.
You go there.
No problem.
And Viv, they have an amazing spa.
They're gonna take good care of you.
- The spa is on what floor? - Also four.
- Okay.
- [CAMERA SNAPS.]
[IN FRENCH.]
Gad, can I talk to you for a minute? - What, now? - Yes.
One minute.
- What's up? - Okay.
When do you think would be a good time to talk business? Adrien, I told you, I'm not here for that.
I know, you're here to help Luca.
I get it.
But I'm getting slammed with calls for you.
If you did a show or two, something I'm not here to work Baba, it's not for me, it's for your fans.
They need to know that you're still here that you haven't abandoned them.
- Okay.
- Okay.
I'll do it.
I don't want to, but I'll do it.
But I need you to do something for me.
Whatever you want, Baba.
- Really? - Of course, whatever you want.
Thank you, Baba.
I really appreciate it.
- Who? - Who do you think? I told you they're in Paris.
You got a computer? Yes.
You have access to the Internet? I do.
Ah, there's a red eye tonight.
LAX to Charles D.
$8,500 But only one seat left at this price.
Book it.
- Really? - What do you got? Credit card-wise, whip it out.
I don't have anything with that kind of limit.
But Maddie does.
You must have one of hers, when you're running errands for her every day.
Yeah, but that's for emergencies only.
Isn't this an emergency? Unless you're saying a guy losing his entire family isn't an emergency.
Is that what you're saying? No, I guess not.
Then whip it out.
Or I'm gonna whip it out for you.
We're still talking about the credit card, right? [FRENCH MUSIC PLAYING.]
Wait, stay together! I want a picture with you guys.
Stay together.
- [CELL PHONE RINGS.]
- [VIV.]
Yeah, nice shot.
Talk to me, Brian.
Just thought you'd wanna know.
Jason is headed your way.
He's on a mission to win Viv and Luke back.
I tried to talk him out of it, but Don't Let him come.
There's something different about him here, right? Way different.
Better.
But different.
I can't put my finger on it.
- Because he's famous here? - That definitely helps.
But, I think he doesn't even care that he's famous here.
I think he's more humble about it.
Like Justin Theroux, you know? Yeah, I see that.
Hey.
Pardon.
I'm sorry.
I need to go on TP&P tomorrow night.
- Huh? - What is that? It's a talk show.
TP&P.
It's a big It's like the Tonight Show.
It's in exchange for a meeting with Luca and Jean Paul Gaul tier.
- What? - Are you serious? You're meeting with him.
And what when - When? - It's okay! It's not I have to get ready! I have to work my walk.
- You will be ready.
- I can't smile.
Are you okay? What? Yeah.
- All good? - No, I'm fine.
Gaultier! I'm great! [FRENCH ANNOUNCEMENTS OVER LOUD SPEAKER.]
[ADRIEN.]
Mr.
Alanross.
Welcome to Paris.
No, it's Alan Ross.
There's a pause in there.
Who who are you? I am Adrien.
I'm Gad's manager.
Wait.
How'd you know I was here? What is this? Nevermind.
Evian? Do you know how I make a living, Mr.
Alanross? I mean, Mr.
Alan Ross.
I take ten percent off the top of Gad's earnings.
You managers, man.
Vultures, all of you.
And what do you think his earnings have been - since he moved to America? - Zero? And do you know what ten percent of zero is, Mr.
Alan Ross? Also zero? If the big cat doesn't eat, I don't eat.
Do you understand what I am telling you, here? Yeah, Gad's the big cat, right? and if he can't eat Actually, I'm not sure.
You see, Mr.
Alan Ross, You and I have a common goal.
You want your lady back, right? And I want my star back.
Mr.
Alan Ross? - Yes.
- Mr.
Gaultier will see you now.
- Hello, Baba! - Baba! - Content de te voir! - Thank you.
Quel bonheur.
- Nice to see you.
- Moi aussi.
[SPEAKING IN FRENCH.]
A pleasure.
Your grand fils.
- Yes! - Oh là là ! Le fiston.
Thank you so much! - S'il vous plaît.
You can sit.
- Merci.
Okay.
Nice nose, like a French nose.
Attitude.
Elegant.
That's nice.
Nice cheeks.
Also underwear.
Perfect.
And there's the chest.
The chest.
Did you Did you did something for your chest or it's natural one? No, sir.
15 cc's.
- Okay.
- Yeah.
Bah, c'est bien.
Voilà .
That's quite nice.
Do you know how to walk? - Yeah.
- If you could stand up and walk, you know.
Okay? So, you know what? You will go there to the door and after you come back to me.
Make it your way.
Okay? Okay.
Good.
Il est décidé.
Ãnergie.
Okay.
Very nice.
Not so relaxed.
A little dynamic.
Bon Ãnergie can improve a little.
Yeah.
Okay.
Okay, good.
- Have you done runway before? - Yeah.
But you never did a big show.
Like a show, I mean like with 1,000 people.
Even more.
With all the girls, like Gigi and Cara Delevingne.
And all the peoples, VIP, and journalists, big journalists that are there? No, I guess I haven't.
But I know I can do it.
It's It's what I was born to do.
[JEAN PAUL.]
Um Could you go closer each one? Yes.
Cheek to cheek.
Yeah.
[SPEAKING FRENCH.]
more closer.
Closer.
That's right! Now, nose to nose.
- Really? - Definitely.
Yes.
- Yeah? - Yes! Nose to nose.
Closer.
More closer.
Yes.
Okay, thank you.
That's good.
Okay.
I took you.
- Yes! Definitely.
- Really? You are the best, Baba.
It should be the show of the son and the father.
What is it? It will be the fashion show with the catwalk.
And you will walk together.
[SPEAKING FRENCH.]
The light.
I want the light to be on Luca, not on me.
Oui, mais j'ai l'impression que I think that will be maybe the contrary.
It will It will be him that Yeah, on the contrary.
You know? Come on! - I don't know, Jean Paul.
- Yeah.
You know what? I can Okay.
If I mean.
You know, I Why not? It's Let's Okay, I'll do it.
I'll do it.
Parfait! Très content.
So, we will have to see again.
We will see for the rendezvous.
for the fitting, for after, maybe some Did that really just happen? Am I really walking for Jean Paul Gaultier? Yeah, you are.
And apparently, I am too.
That's the And you're sure you're okay with that? Yeah.
It's gonna be fun anyways.
We'll have fun with it.
- You know - What do you mean? - Un selfie ? - Oui.
- Au revoir.
- Merci.
Yeah, I mean we'll give them a good show.
No, this isn't about them.
Or having fun.
This is about realizing Jean Paul's vision.
I know, but You know, I'm a comedian.
- They expect Gad to be like - No, but Gad Gad can't.
What do you mean not even a little No.
None of that.
Do you understand? - Okay.
Okay.
- No.
Do you understand that? Okay.
You wanna be under the cart? Yes.
It's more dramatic, you see? And have the tablecloth hang down so he's hidden and at the right time he will pop out and propose.
You've done this kind of thing before? No.
Not under the cart, no.
- We do the ring in a cake with roses.
- Doesn't matter.
You cannot go wrong with the cart.
This is perfect.
What about Gad and Luke? My guy is watching them.
He's fine.
You have plenty of time, Baba.
- Plenty of time.
- Okay.
Okay, let's do it.
- Good.
Wait a minute.
- Let's go.
I have something here that This was my mother's, you see? She gave it to me when she took her last breath.
- It was a death wish - Okay, thanks, man.
Just - Yeah.
- I got it.
I got You're too tall.
Yeah.
It's a little tight.
- Get the - Tablecloth.
.
- [JASON.]
My head.
- Ready? Look at that.
[JASON.]
Yeah.
I'm good.
I'll just get my knee to unlock.
[PHONE BUZZING.]
[JASON.]
God damn phone.
[VOICEMAIL GREETING.]
Jason Alan Ross.
Hey, Jason.
Adrien here You're probably under the cart right now.
Just calling to tell you to abort.
The plan changed.
Gad and Luca are on the way up.
They came back early, what can I say? Anyway, if you get this, please give me a call back.
Otherwise Good luck, my friend.
[VIV SHRIEKS.]
- I am so proud of you! - Thank you, Mom.
But now Gad deserves the credit.
- He really came through.
- No, it's nothing.
[KNOCK ON DOOR.]
- He's calm.
- He's so happy! Thank you.
- What's that? - Wow! Who sent this? - [GAD.]
Bonsoir.
- [VIV.]
Oh my God! - Bonsoir.
You said bonsoir? - Yeah.
- Bonsoir - Merci.
- Enjoy.
- Merci.
- Thank you.
- Merci.
- Oh my God.
- What? It's from Jason.
What? "Congratulations on the Gaultier show.
" Oh, this is so sad.
Fucking loser.
Oh, wow.
Fuck it.
I'm gonna go lift.
Good.
Use it as fuel, sweetheart! Bravo! Well I mean, is it terrible if we drink his champagne? - Really? You wanna - Yeah! You know what? I'm sure I'm paying for it somehow.
- Probably.
- It's a good one, by the way.
- Santé.
- Santé.
Yum.
Thank you for saving me from him.
- Of course.
- It's really It's really sexy.
- Really? - Yeah.
It's Okay.
Oh, wait.
But are you totally committed to this? - Yeah? - Yes.
I am totally committed to this.
- Like no matter what? - No matter what! [VIV AND GAD GRUNTING AND GROANING.]
Okay, good.
It's like I think I might be pregnant.
What? See, I knew it.
You're scared.
No, I'm not at all.
It's a No.
Okay.
Good.
Okay.
It's probably Jason's anyway.
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE.]
[IN FRENCH.]
Thank you for joining us! Tonight, we're starting off strong.
His first show back.
He came back to Paris just for us.
Our first guest: Gad Elmaleh! [CROWD.]
Elmaleh! Elmaleh! Thank you, Baba.
How great to see him again! Thank you! How wonderful.
Such a warm welcome, thank you.
So, I know you're back from Los Angeles.
Yeah, I just got back to Paris after spending a while in Los Angeles to be closer to my son.
That's most important to me.
[AUDIENCE AWWS AND CLAPS.]
I heard he's a model.
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
[AUDIENCE CATCALLS.]
Oh, he's good-looking.
You must be proud.
Yeah You're proud of all this? Yeah, but But, really, it's It's actually serious work.
In fact, we're doing something We're doing something together a father-son fashion show.
[LAUGHING.]
That's a joke, right? No, it's not a joke, it's real.
The two of you are going to walk next to each other, like that? - It's realy not a joke? - No.
So, father-son, you're gonna catwalk together - Right, we'll walk - Do the catwalk Look, here comes Daddy! Daddy's voguing! You're really going to model? You know how to model? You'll see In a few days.
We're going to see right now.
[AUDIENCE.]
The catwalk! You're going to see Gad catwalk.
Gad.
They're waiting.
Can you do a little walk for us? Don't you want him to catwalk? The catwalk! A quick little turn.
Okay, I'll do it.
It's very simple.
I'll give you a little taste.
it's about walking straight.
take it personally, kid.
That's what he does.
A leopard cannot change its spots, you know.
[HOST, IN FRENCH.]
Stay with us, my dear.
Gad Elmaleh! Stay with us after this, we'll be back in a minute we need to bring in some dough, time to go to commercial.
We'll be right back, my darlings.
[POUNDING ON CART.]
Hello.
I'm under here.
Someone help, please! I'm stuck.
Sir, are you okay? I've been better.
Help me out, will you? [GROANS.]
Careful.
Okay.
Okay.
[GROANING IN PAIN.]
Oh, thank you.
So How did it go? How do you think it went? He fucked her, Michel.
Right on top of this cart.
Who did? - Gad did.
- The comedian? I guess you could call him that.
But I don't find him funny at all.
He's a specific taste.
Yeah.
Now she may be pregnant with his kid.
Because it certainly isn't mine.
Just ask the guy who paid me to jerk off in front of him.
I'm gonna wheel the cart back now.
[TALK SHOW THEME PLAYING.]
Bravo.
- Ben voilà .
- Merci.
- How could you? - What? Make fun of modeling like that.
Baba, I was just having fun.
And you know what, by the way, it's great for the show.
It's good publicity.
It's good for you.
No! It's good for you.
And that's all you care about.
It's all you've ever cared about.
- Luca.
- I guess the joke's on me, huh? - No.
- Cause I fell for it.
- Luca.
- You're out.
- What? - Of Gaultier.
Don't bother coming.
I refuse to share the stage with someone who doesn't respect the craft.
Luca.
[LUKE.]
Mom! - Let's move! - Okay.
What? [STAGEHAND.]
Cinq.
Quatre.
Trois.
Deux.
[MUTED SOUND OF APPLAUSE.]
[HOST.]
Gad Elmaleh!