I Think You Should Leave with Tim Robinson (2019) s03e06 Episode Script
When I First Thought of This You Didn’t Even Have Hands Up There — You Were Just Walking Straight Up The Wall.
1
I'm gonna show a quick scenario
that has right and wrong answers.
Just shout them out
and we'll discuss them.
Hey. So I had to take Barney
to that lunch meeting.
I know you're still working
on that project.
Do you mind giving
half the credit to Barney as well?
Hmm
Obviously she's been put
in an uncomfortable situation.
What are things she could say?
"Back away, banana breath.
What the hell did you just eat? A banana?"
- I'm sure that's what she'd like to say.
- Totally.
What are some ways she can handle it?
- Go to HR.
- Sure. What else?
Could say,
"I'm not comfortable."
- Or "I don't want to do that."
- A boundary. Good.
By vocalizing them, you can give others
a chance to reevaluate their actions.
Boundaries are a wonderful way
to help build trust
uh, and mutually respectful
relationships.
Need to go outside?
I'm okay. I'm just laughing.
- Uh, in this next clip
- You okay?
Yeah.
I'm gonna be really great.
"Back away, banana breath."
"What the hell did you just eat?
A banana?"
I'm gonna be really great.
So I just have
- I have something to say.
- Okay.
I think we should do shirts
for this class.
- What's that?
- A fun shirt.
That we design.
That says, "HR, Class of 2023."
And underneath, it says,
"Back away, banana breath."
I'm glad you've enjoyed it.
But this is to address something serious
going on in this office.
Oh yeah. I know.
It's just been a really good time,
and I'm going to do the shirts.
All right. But I want to re-emphasize
the value of proper documentation.
- The best way to avoid
- Mary. Want a shirt?
- I don't wear t-shirts.
- Get it big and use it as a night shirt.
Just lounging around
in a big shirt and some undies.
- My drawers are full of shirts.
- Putting you down, bitch.
Rick! Wanna do drawings for the shirts?
What you talkin' about?
You're good.
I've seen drawings on your desk.
It should be a computer
and the screen says, "Learn respect."
Don't do computers.
- It's a box with keys.
- I can't do it!
Uh, that's why we also provide anonymous
reporting options
Meredith. How big are you? What size?
- What?
- Asked how big her body is.
That's inappropriate in the workplace.
- I need to know because
- You can't do that.
- Okay.
- Let's take a break. I need some air.
- What the hell is that?
- Told you I can't do it!
Welcome to Photo Wall of Metal,
the Metal Motto Search.
Where contestants battle it out,
trying to guess the image
beneath the metal panels.
Each of those metal panels has
a colored dot in the right-hand corner.
Soon as you pick a panel, Metaloid Maniac
will zip around
the magnetic metal board he built
and take down the metal panel,
revealing a piece of the photo
of the phrase.
But pick dots quickly
because the Metaloid Maniac is fast
and he will speed around the board,
filling in empty spots with metal
on the wall that he built.
Okay?
Let's play Metal Motto Search.
First, let's learn about what's
happening in Metaloid Maniac's world
in this cartoon.
Ah! I'm finally done with my masterpiece.
Some of the Batter Birds took
some metaloid tiles guarding our phrase!
Shouldn't be a problem for me.
Metal, metal, metal, metal,
metal, metal, metal
Metaloid Maniac, slow down!
You're moving so fast,
it's gonna crack the planet!
Metal, metal, metal!
Got the metal. This is actually my ground.
- Karina, up first. Gimme a color.
- The pink dot.
Pink dot. Go get it, Metaloid Maniac!
There he goes!
He's zipping around, crazily.
The reason the Metaloid Maniac
is so comfortable up there
is 'cause he built that wall.
He's naturally magnetized
which allows him to zip around the wall
that he built.
Practically frictionless.
What you think? Cool?
Very cool.
Yeah, you know, I think so.
First thing I thought of
when I thought of Metaloid Maniac
What if there was a guy
who could, like, uh,
zip around with metal,
and also shoot it and build stuff with it?
So fucking cool.
The Metaloid Maniac
has removed one metal tile.
Underneath is a white square
with a black line coming from the bottom.
It could be an elbow of an L.
Or could be the top of an L.
Anyone wanna guess?
No guesses. Okay.
Steven, you're up.
Okay.
- Brown dot.
- Brown dot!
Oh, okay. Metaloid Maniac is going down.
Let me go have a chat
with the Metaloid Maniac.
Make sure I ain't got metal on me.
- Not doing it.
- What?
- Metaloid Maniac!
- Hey, hey. Calm down.
I keep sliding. The suit is way too heavy.
Right. Okay, so the way I pictured it
See, this wall is his ground.
Any way we can make it look
like this wall is your ground?
No. There's no way to do that, Dan.
Okay. That's Let me explain it to you.
Okay. That's your wall.
- You built that.
- Have whatever story you want.
I can't get around at all.
What's really going on? Hmm?
I had a difficult conversation
with my daughter this morning.
Mmm. That's hard.
That That's hard.
What can we do to make you look
crazy up there like a bug?
Pretty please with sugar on top ♪
Baby, give me that love you got ♪
Seriously, this has been
a perfect weekend so far.
- Hey, it's not over yet.
- I can't believe you got us into Corset.
- A buddy knows the chef.
- Jason fucking rules.
Have to take your word for that.
This is all I wanted for my 40th birthday.
Just my oldest friends,
doing the stuff we used to do.
And your newest friends.
See Jason got that shit from high school?
Four Lokos, Red Dog beers.
Heard you were doing this throwback theme,
so I brought something
me and my friends used to do.
- Should be here any minute.
- Nice.
When the thing I got gets here,
we're not gonna want to leave.
My God, you get us coke?
We might not be going to Corset.
We really should go to Corset.
And here it is.
Ahh!
- What is this?
- Don Bondarley! King of the dirty songs.
- You and your friends used to get this?
- All the time.
My uncle showed him to us.
My uncle was awesome.
He lived with my grandpa his whole life.
So did I.
- Aah!
- You gotta see this. It's so fucking fun!
- Gotta get to the restaurant.
- Shut up.
Come on. Come on, guys. Don Bondarley!
Now, I just wanna say,
I was a little worried people
didn't like this kind of stuff anymore.
I had given up on it completely.
I truly love dirty songs.
Now, I haven't done this in a while.
I hope I remember 'em.
Oh, old Bart Dogfuck
Had a dong a mile long ♪
Had a dong a mile long, had he ♪
He tried to suck it on a tuffet ♪
Eh
Ahh!
What the hell did he do?
Hell.
Fucking hell.
I don't remember the words.
We got the gist.
Can still tell it's dirty.
I should have prepared,
but I just watched TV.
Let's try another one.
Oh, old Arthur James MacLeish ♪
Walked his wiener dog on a leash ♪
What the fuck is it? I'm sorry, guys.
I can't remember the words.
I know it's something about his cock
goes in the dog,
he fucks the dog,
and then the dog's dinner is his cum.
Sorry.
Okay. Uh, keep going?
This sucks.
I don't know why
I thought these were coming back.
They're not coming back.
They're not funny anymore.
I've wasted my life.
Or am I just dead wrong
and you guys are loving them?
All right!
Now comes the time of the night
when I face the wall
and give you guys a chance to jack off.
All right, everybody,
let's get those lunch orders in.
Put your order in, right into the app.
- Ooh, Trebinetti's.
- David, can I talk to you?
Of course.
I love their salads.
- Draven.
- Don't know if we're gonna have
enough GOTV buses for this weekend
without Mike Flaherty.
- Okay.
- This isn't the first time Mike flaked.
Concerns me come primary day.
I don't know what other options we have.
I asked Lynn to quietly check
with George Faust if he's willing to help.
I'd love not to go down that road.
You could talk to him, but I know him more
than anyone so I don't know what'll help.
Let me think.
Thank you for bringing it to my attention.
Oh, thank you.
All right. Everybody all in?
Everybody good?
Let's go. Get motivated.
Fifteen days. Fifteen days.
All right!
I'm mad at you.
- What?
- I'm mad at you!
- You're not following me on Instagram.
- Oh. Didn't know you were on there.
I'm on there.
I'll look. I'll find you.
It's okay.
I followed myself from your phone.
You followed yourself from my phone?
- What the hell is this?
- Tasty Time Vids. Me.
Check it out. I post funny stuff.
New videos starting today. Every Friday.
Every Friday!
Rain or shine, a new funny video.
Don't worry.
Cool. Yeah, I'll check it out, Draven.
Yeah, you will 'cause you follow me.
Thanks for the follow, fan.
- All right, cool.
- Yeah.
Gonna move boxes,
but first a word with you.
The hell you doing, you little asshat?
You little stupid fucking piece of shit.
Shut up.
Okay. All right.
Gonna be looking for you on the computer.
New vid dropped. Watch it right now.
In the morning.
Watch!
Wow. That was really amazing.
Glad I met you at the bar.
What the fuck is this?
You should go.
I think I just slept
with Frankenstein's chick!
Oh no!
Tasty Time Videos every Friday.
- It's great.
- Thank you for encouraging me.
Thank you for believing in me, David.
New video next Friday!
Fuck!
Hey, Draven, Draven, Draven!
- What is going on?
- I can't fucking think of anything!
- Anything for what?
- For this video!
I can't think of anything funny.
Don't know what I'm gonna do.
- Probably be okay.
- They're coming after me in the comments!
The woman that played
Frankenstein's chick is saying I
paid her in fast food.
Saying I paid her
in a Santa Fe chicken sandwich.
Why are they saying you paid in fast food?
Why would they say that?
'Cause I did!
I don't know how to do this stuff.
I'm I'm so dead.
I don't know what to do, man.
You're responsible for me on some level.
You encouraged me.
- I don't know how to help.
- Fuck!
Draven! Draven! Draven!
Fucking shit! David.
I am so worried about this video.
Just made it! Phew!
I slept with Frankenstein's chick! Oh no!
Frankenstein's Chick Sped Up.
- Pays in Santa Fe sandwich.
- Pays in fast food.
- Gonna kill this guy's parents.
- Gonna murder his dad.
- Paid her in pencil fries.
- I wanna kill his mom.
Oh my God.
- See the vid? Did you see it?
- Yeah.
Yeah! Frankenstein's Chick,
sped up twice as fast.
It worked!
Yes.
See they wanna kill my parents?
Yeah, I saw that. I saw that.
Saying they're gonna
cut my dad's head off.
Jesus.
Frankenstein's chick and her manager
are coming after me.
They want to take my account away.
Telling everybody I paid her in Arby's.
You did.
Goddammit! This is your fault.
- How?
- When you gave me your phone.
Shouldn't give your phone
to people you don't really know.
Plus I'm frozen. Zero ideas.
I can't think of what I'm gonna do next.
And I can't think of any ideas! Oh my God!
This is your fault. You encouraged me.
You're responsible for me.
Cut my dad's head off. I'm fucking dead.
It's all over, David. Don't be scared.
Don't be sad.
Watch this.
You're being crazy, Frankenstein.
I didn't cheat!
What's this then?
Uh-oh.
Hey, everyone. I'm the new owner
of Tasty Time Vids.
She's Frankenstein's chick
and I'm her manager.
Jesus Christ. The hell is this?
I gave away Tasty Time Vids.
Did it for my dad.
No one's ever getting this head.
No one's ever cutting off my daddy's head.
I love my daddy.
Me and papa. Does your dad smoke?
We should hang out.
I've been waiting for something better ♪
Something good ♪
That takes me higher ♪
Back in time
Finding my cloudy nights ♪
I don't want to
No, I don't have the heart to ♪
No, I don't have the heart to ♪
Tennessee's gone ♪
Tennessee's gone ♪
Tennessee's gone ♪
Tennessee's gone ♪
Zanin Corp.
I'm gonna show a quick scenario
that has right and wrong answers.
Just shout them out
and we'll discuss them.
Hey. So I had to take Barney
to that lunch meeting.
I know you're still working
on that project.
Do you mind giving
half the credit to Barney as well?
Hmm
Obviously she's been put
in an uncomfortable situation.
What are things she could say?
"Back away, banana breath.
What the hell did you just eat? A banana?"
- I'm sure that's what she'd like to say.
- Totally.
What are some ways she can handle it?
- Go to HR.
- Sure. What else?
Could say,
"I'm not comfortable."
- Or "I don't want to do that."
- A boundary. Good.
By vocalizing them, you can give others
a chance to reevaluate their actions.
Boundaries are a wonderful way
to help build trust
uh, and mutually respectful
relationships.
Need to go outside?
I'm okay. I'm just laughing.
- Uh, in this next clip
- You okay?
Yeah.
I'm gonna be really great.
"Back away, banana breath."
"What the hell did you just eat?
A banana?"
I'm gonna be really great.
So I just have
- I have something to say.
- Okay.
I think we should do shirts
for this class.
- What's that?
- A fun shirt.
That we design.
That says, "HR, Class of 2023."
And underneath, it says,
"Back away, banana breath."
I'm glad you've enjoyed it.
But this is to address something serious
going on in this office.
Oh yeah. I know.
It's just been a really good time,
and I'm going to do the shirts.
All right. But I want to re-emphasize
the value of proper documentation.
- The best way to avoid
- Mary. Want a shirt?
- I don't wear t-shirts.
- Get it big and use it as a night shirt.
Just lounging around
in a big shirt and some undies.
- My drawers are full of shirts.
- Putting you down, bitch.
Rick! Wanna do drawings for the shirts?
What you talkin' about?
You're good.
I've seen drawings on your desk.
It should be a computer
and the screen says, "Learn respect."
Don't do computers.
- It's a box with keys.
- I can't do it!
Uh, that's why we also provide anonymous
reporting options
Meredith. How big are you? What size?
- What?
- Asked how big her body is.
That's inappropriate in the workplace.
- I need to know because
- You can't do that.
- Okay.
- Let's take a break. I need some air.
- What the hell is that?
- Told you I can't do it!
Welcome to Photo Wall of Metal,
the Metal Motto Search.
Where contestants battle it out,
trying to guess the image
beneath the metal panels.
Each of those metal panels has
a colored dot in the right-hand corner.
Soon as you pick a panel, Metaloid Maniac
will zip around
the magnetic metal board he built
and take down the metal panel,
revealing a piece of the photo
of the phrase.
But pick dots quickly
because the Metaloid Maniac is fast
and he will speed around the board,
filling in empty spots with metal
on the wall that he built.
Okay?
Let's play Metal Motto Search.
First, let's learn about what's
happening in Metaloid Maniac's world
in this cartoon.
Ah! I'm finally done with my masterpiece.
Some of the Batter Birds took
some metaloid tiles guarding our phrase!
Shouldn't be a problem for me.
Metal, metal, metal, metal,
metal, metal, metal
Metaloid Maniac, slow down!
You're moving so fast,
it's gonna crack the planet!
Metal, metal, metal!
Got the metal. This is actually my ground.
- Karina, up first. Gimme a color.
- The pink dot.
Pink dot. Go get it, Metaloid Maniac!
There he goes!
He's zipping around, crazily.
The reason the Metaloid Maniac
is so comfortable up there
is 'cause he built that wall.
He's naturally magnetized
which allows him to zip around the wall
that he built.
Practically frictionless.
What you think? Cool?
Very cool.
Yeah, you know, I think so.
First thing I thought of
when I thought of Metaloid Maniac
What if there was a guy
who could, like, uh,
zip around with metal,
and also shoot it and build stuff with it?
So fucking cool.
The Metaloid Maniac
has removed one metal tile.
Underneath is a white square
with a black line coming from the bottom.
It could be an elbow of an L.
Or could be the top of an L.
Anyone wanna guess?
No guesses. Okay.
Steven, you're up.
Okay.
- Brown dot.
- Brown dot!
Oh, okay. Metaloid Maniac is going down.
Let me go have a chat
with the Metaloid Maniac.
Make sure I ain't got metal on me.
- Not doing it.
- What?
- Metaloid Maniac!
- Hey, hey. Calm down.
I keep sliding. The suit is way too heavy.
Right. Okay, so the way I pictured it
See, this wall is his ground.
Any way we can make it look
like this wall is your ground?
No. There's no way to do that, Dan.
Okay. That's Let me explain it to you.
Okay. That's your wall.
- You built that.
- Have whatever story you want.
I can't get around at all.
What's really going on? Hmm?
I had a difficult conversation
with my daughter this morning.
Mmm. That's hard.
That That's hard.
What can we do to make you look
crazy up there like a bug?
Pretty please with sugar on top ♪
Baby, give me that love you got ♪
Seriously, this has been
a perfect weekend so far.
- Hey, it's not over yet.
- I can't believe you got us into Corset.
- A buddy knows the chef.
- Jason fucking rules.
Have to take your word for that.
This is all I wanted for my 40th birthday.
Just my oldest friends,
doing the stuff we used to do.
And your newest friends.
See Jason got that shit from high school?
Four Lokos, Red Dog beers.
Heard you were doing this throwback theme,
so I brought something
me and my friends used to do.
- Should be here any minute.
- Nice.
When the thing I got gets here,
we're not gonna want to leave.
My God, you get us coke?
We might not be going to Corset.
We really should go to Corset.
And here it is.
Ahh!
- What is this?
- Don Bondarley! King of the dirty songs.
- You and your friends used to get this?
- All the time.
My uncle showed him to us.
My uncle was awesome.
He lived with my grandpa his whole life.
So did I.
- Aah!
- You gotta see this. It's so fucking fun!
- Gotta get to the restaurant.
- Shut up.
Come on. Come on, guys. Don Bondarley!
Now, I just wanna say,
I was a little worried people
didn't like this kind of stuff anymore.
I had given up on it completely.
I truly love dirty songs.
Now, I haven't done this in a while.
I hope I remember 'em.
Oh, old Bart Dogfuck
Had a dong a mile long ♪
Had a dong a mile long, had he ♪
He tried to suck it on a tuffet ♪
Eh
Ahh!
What the hell did he do?
Hell.
Fucking hell.
I don't remember the words.
We got the gist.
Can still tell it's dirty.
I should have prepared,
but I just watched TV.
Let's try another one.
Oh, old Arthur James MacLeish ♪
Walked his wiener dog on a leash ♪
What the fuck is it? I'm sorry, guys.
I can't remember the words.
I know it's something about his cock
goes in the dog,
he fucks the dog,
and then the dog's dinner is his cum.
Sorry.
Okay. Uh, keep going?
This sucks.
I don't know why
I thought these were coming back.
They're not coming back.
They're not funny anymore.
I've wasted my life.
Or am I just dead wrong
and you guys are loving them?
All right!
Now comes the time of the night
when I face the wall
and give you guys a chance to jack off.
All right, everybody,
let's get those lunch orders in.
Put your order in, right into the app.
- Ooh, Trebinetti's.
- David, can I talk to you?
Of course.
I love their salads.
- Draven.
- Don't know if we're gonna have
enough GOTV buses for this weekend
without Mike Flaherty.
- Okay.
- This isn't the first time Mike flaked.
Concerns me come primary day.
I don't know what other options we have.
I asked Lynn to quietly check
with George Faust if he's willing to help.
I'd love not to go down that road.
You could talk to him, but I know him more
than anyone so I don't know what'll help.
Let me think.
Thank you for bringing it to my attention.
Oh, thank you.
All right. Everybody all in?
Everybody good?
Let's go. Get motivated.
Fifteen days. Fifteen days.
All right!
I'm mad at you.
- What?
- I'm mad at you!
- You're not following me on Instagram.
- Oh. Didn't know you were on there.
I'm on there.
I'll look. I'll find you.
It's okay.
I followed myself from your phone.
You followed yourself from my phone?
- What the hell is this?
- Tasty Time Vids. Me.
Check it out. I post funny stuff.
New videos starting today. Every Friday.
Every Friday!
Rain or shine, a new funny video.
Don't worry.
Cool. Yeah, I'll check it out, Draven.
Yeah, you will 'cause you follow me.
Thanks for the follow, fan.
- All right, cool.
- Yeah.
Gonna move boxes,
but first a word with you.
The hell you doing, you little asshat?
You little stupid fucking piece of shit.
Shut up.
Okay. All right.
Gonna be looking for you on the computer.
New vid dropped. Watch it right now.
In the morning.
Watch!
Wow. That was really amazing.
Glad I met you at the bar.
What the fuck is this?
You should go.
I think I just slept
with Frankenstein's chick!
Oh no!
Tasty Time Videos every Friday.
- It's great.
- Thank you for encouraging me.
Thank you for believing in me, David.
New video next Friday!
Fuck!
Hey, Draven, Draven, Draven!
- What is going on?
- I can't fucking think of anything!
- Anything for what?
- For this video!
I can't think of anything funny.
Don't know what I'm gonna do.
- Probably be okay.
- They're coming after me in the comments!
The woman that played
Frankenstein's chick is saying I
paid her in fast food.
Saying I paid her
in a Santa Fe chicken sandwich.
Why are they saying you paid in fast food?
Why would they say that?
'Cause I did!
I don't know how to do this stuff.
I'm I'm so dead.
I don't know what to do, man.
You're responsible for me on some level.
You encouraged me.
- I don't know how to help.
- Fuck!
Draven! Draven! Draven!
Fucking shit! David.
I am so worried about this video.
Just made it! Phew!
I slept with Frankenstein's chick! Oh no!
Frankenstein's Chick Sped Up.
- Pays in Santa Fe sandwich.
- Pays in fast food.
- Gonna kill this guy's parents.
- Gonna murder his dad.
- Paid her in pencil fries.
- I wanna kill his mom.
Oh my God.
- See the vid? Did you see it?
- Yeah.
Yeah! Frankenstein's Chick,
sped up twice as fast.
It worked!
Yes.
See they wanna kill my parents?
Yeah, I saw that. I saw that.
Saying they're gonna
cut my dad's head off.
Jesus.
Frankenstein's chick and her manager
are coming after me.
They want to take my account away.
Telling everybody I paid her in Arby's.
You did.
Goddammit! This is your fault.
- How?
- When you gave me your phone.
Shouldn't give your phone
to people you don't really know.
Plus I'm frozen. Zero ideas.
I can't think of what I'm gonna do next.
And I can't think of any ideas! Oh my God!
This is your fault. You encouraged me.
You're responsible for me.
Cut my dad's head off. I'm fucking dead.
It's all over, David. Don't be scared.
Don't be sad.
Watch this.
You're being crazy, Frankenstein.
I didn't cheat!
What's this then?
Uh-oh.
Hey, everyone. I'm the new owner
of Tasty Time Vids.
She's Frankenstein's chick
and I'm her manager.
Jesus Christ. The hell is this?
I gave away Tasty Time Vids.
Did it for my dad.
No one's ever getting this head.
No one's ever cutting off my daddy's head.
I love my daddy.
Me and papa. Does your dad smoke?
We should hang out.
I've been waiting for something better ♪
Something good ♪
That takes me higher ♪
Back in time
Finding my cloudy nights ♪
I don't want to
No, I don't have the heart to ♪
No, I don't have the heart to ♪
Tennessee's gone ♪
Tennessee's gone ♪
Tennessee's gone ♪
Tennessee's gone ♪
Zanin Corp.