Impractical Jokers (2017) s03e17 Episode Script
The Good, the Bad, and the Uncomfortable
prepare for something amazing.
hey, mustache, what's up? Amazing.
hey, mustache, what's up? [ laughter .]
hey, mustache, what's up? [ laughter .]
I want my mommy! [ laughter .]
I want my mommy! [ laughter .]
I want my mommy! [ laughter .]
I will never forgive you! [ laughter .]
I will never forgive you! larry! I will never forgive you! larry! [ laughter .]
wow! Hi, everybody.
[ cheers and applause .]
here we go.
[ cheers and applause .]
here we go.
this is fun.
here we go.
this is fun.
thank you all for joining us this is fun.
thank you all for joining us for a very special episode of thank you all for joining us for a very special episode of "impractical jokers.
" For a very special episode of "impractical jokers.
" it's the first time with a live "impractical jokers.
" it's the first time with a live audience, and we're coming to It's the first time with a live audience, and we're coming to you from the fat black pussycat Audience, and we're coming to you from the fat black pussycat in new york city, our hometown.
You from the fat black pussycat in new york city, our hometown.
that's right.
In new york city, our hometown.
that's right.
Tonight, we're gonna be showing that's right.
Tonight, we're gonna be showing some outtakes and some Tonight, we're gonna be showing some outtakes and some behind-the-scenes peeks.
Some outtakes and some behind-the-scenes peeks.
like, you know those intros Behind-the-scenes peeks.
like, you know those intros that we film before the like, you know those intros that we film before the challenge, where we tell you That we film before the challenge, where we tell you what we're doing? Challenge, where we tell you what we're doing? mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
What we're doing? mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
"we're coming to you from the mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
"we're coming to you from the mall.
" "we're coming to you from the mall.
" we make them look easy, but Mall.
" we make them look easy, but sometimes, they go a little we make them look easy, but sometimes, they go a little wrong.
Sometimes, they go a little wrong.
yeah, we screw them up.
Wrong.
yeah, we screw them up.
Let's take a look.
yeah, we screw them up.
Let's take a look.
today, one of us will be Let's take a look.
today, one of us will be moderating a focus group.
today, one of us will be moderating a focus group.
and the other will be -- Moderating a focus group.
and the other will be -- [ laughs .]
and the other will be -- [ laughs .]
today, we are giving -- [ laughs .]
today, we are giving -- [bleep.]
your mother.
today, we are giving -- [bleep.]
your mother.
today is murr day.
[bleep.]
your mother.
today is murr day.
ooh! today is murr day.
ooh! [ laughter .]
ooh! [ laughter .]
if you can't read every [ laughter .]
if you can't read every answer -- [bleep.]
if you can't read every answer -- [bleep.]
what? Answer -- [bleep.]
what? if you cannot complete your What? if you cannot complete your task before the [bleep.]
ride if you cannot complete your task before the [bleep.]
ride ends, you're a [bleep.]
loser.
Task before the [bleep.]
ride ends, you're a [bleep.]
loser.
but the challenge is not the Ends, you're a [bleep.]
loser.
but the challenge is not the challenge, but the trick is -- but the challenge is not the challenge, but the trick is -- not the trick, but Challenge, but the trick is -- not the trick, but Their goal is to choose a Not the trick, but Their goal is to choose a Their goal is toWhat? Their goal is to choose a Their goal is toWhat? The other guysUgh.
Their goal is toWhat? The other guysUgh.
The other guys -- bl-l-l-l-l-l.
The other guysUgh.
The other guys -- bl-l-l-l-l-l.
bl-l-l-l-l.
Ready? The other guys -- bl-l-l-l-l-l.
bl-l-l-l-l.
Ready? bl-l-l-l.
bl-l-l-l-l.
Ready? bl-l-l-l.
blah, blah, blah.
bl-l-l-l.
blah, blah, blah.
[ coughs .]
blah, blah, blah.
[ coughs .]
I just swallowed a whole [bleep.]
[ coughs .]
I just swallowed a whole [bleep.]
fly.
I just swallowed a whole [bleep.]
fly.
[ laughs .]
Fly.
[ laughs .]
nailed it.
[ laughs .]
nailed it.
[ laughter .]
nailed it.
[ laughter .]
[ applause .]
[ laughter .]
[ applause .]
oh, we enjoyed them.
[ applause .]
oh, we enjoyed them.
sal, you fall down all the oh, we enjoyed them.
sal, you fall down all the time.
sal, you fall down all the time.
a whole lot.
Time.
a whole lot.
at this point, it's out of a whole lot.
at this point, it's out of control.
at this point, it's out of control.
it's a compliment to you Control.
it's a compliment to you guys.
it's a compliment to you guys.
You make me laugh so hard, I Guys.
You make me laugh so hard, I lose control of my faculties.
You make me laugh so hard, I lose control of my faculties.
you know what? Lose control of my faculties.
you know what? It could be worse.
you know what? It could be worse.
He could piss himself.
It could be worse.
He could piss himself.
[ laughter .]
He could piss himself.
[ laughter .]
"aaaah!" [ laughter .]
"aaaah!" if you want me to try and "aaaah!" if you want me to try and switch, I will.
if you want me to try and switch, I will.
try and switch it up for next Switch, I will.
try and switch it up for next season.
try and switch it up for next season.
you know what, sal? Season.
you know what, sal? We actually put together a whole you know what, sal? We actually put together a whole series of clips of you falling.
We actually put together a whole series of clips of you falling.
our friend "timber.
" Series of clips of you falling.
our friend "timber.
" [ laughter .]
our friend "timber.
" [ laughter .]
who do you think's gonna win [ laughter .]
who do you think's gonna win this? who do you think's gonna win this? no, I think murray's gonna This? no, I think murray's gonna win.
no, I think murray's gonna win.
why do you think that he's Win.
why do you think that he's gonna win? why do you think that he's gonna win? because you fall down Gonna win? because you fall down laughing at every single thing.
because you fall down laughing at every single thing.
[ laughter .]
Laughing at every single thing.
[ laughter .]
what?! I'm gonna pass out.
[ laughter continues .]
you all right? I got you, I got you, I got you.
[ applause .]
I got you, I got you, I got you.
[ applause .]
my favorite part is that it [ applause .]
my favorite part is that it happens in slow motion, too.
my favorite part is that it happens in slow motion, too.
It's like Happens in slow motion, too.
It's like the fall happens in slow It's like the fall happens in slow motion, but it's like he steps the fall happens in slow motion, but it's like he steps on, like, electroshock pad, Motion, but it's like he steps on, like, electroshock pad, where he's like, "aaaah!" On, like, electroshock pad, where he's like, "aaaah!" [ laughter .]
Where he's like, "aaaah!" [ laughter .]
he knocks into me, and then I [ laughter .]
he knocks into me, and then I fall in slow motion.
he knocks into me, and then I fall in slow motion.
it's a domino effect.
Fall in slow motion.
it's a domino effect.
Just trying to hold yourself.
it's a domino effect.
Just trying to hold yourself.
it's like "the matrix.
" Just trying to hold yourself.
it's like "the matrix.
" I tell you what, though -- I can it's like "the matrix.
" I tell you what, though -- I can deal with the falling.
I tell you what, though -- I can deal with the falling.
yeah.
Deal with the falling.
yeah.
you know what I can't deal yeah.
you know what I can't deal with -- this guy's constant you know what I can't deal with -- this guy's constant approaches to things, his plans.
With -- this guy's constant approaches to things, his plans.
"I got a plan for this.
" Approaches to things, his plans.
"I got a plan for this.
" plan over here? "I got a plan for this.
" plan over here? I have been known to plan over here? I have been known to overthink challenges.
I have been known to overthink challenges.
and underdeliver.
Overthink challenges.
and underdeliver.
[ laughter .]
and underdeliver.
[ laughter .]
I'll tell you right now -- [ laughter .]
I'll tell you right now -- I'm gonna win.
I'll tell you right now -- I'm gonna win.
look at this face.
I'm gonna win.
look at this face.
Look, you see his stupid look at this face.
Look, you see his stupid thoughts on his face.
Look, you see his stupid thoughts on his face.
[ laughing .]
look at him.
Thoughts on his face.
[ laughing .]
look at him.
"oh, it's gonna work, and I'm [ laughing .]
look at him.
"oh, it's gonna work, and I'm gonna win and I'm not gonna get "oh, it's gonna work, and I'm gonna win and I'm not gonna get punished.
" Gonna win and I'm not gonna get punished.
" fellas, I got this one Punished.
" fellas, I got this one figured out.
fellas, I got this one figured out.
murray, I swear to god, if Figured out.
murray, I swear to god, if you say the words, "I have a murray, I swear to god, if you say the words, "I have a foolproof plan," I'm gonna come You say the words, "I have a foolproof plan," I'm gonna come out and [bleep.]
strangle you.
Foolproof plan," I'm gonna come out and [bleep.]
strangle you.
I don't know if it's Out and [bleep.]
strangle you.
I don't know if it's foolproof, but it's an idea.
I don't know if it's foolproof, but it's an idea.
I've got a foolproof plan to get Foolproof, but it's an idea.
I've got a foolproof plan to get a hug.
I've got a foolproof plan to get a hug.
I am nervous, but A hug.
I am nervous, but [ yawns .]
I am nervous, but [ yawns .]
"I got this one figured out.
" [ yawns .]
"I got this one figured out.
" I think I got this one "I got this one figured out.
" I think I got this one figured out.
I think I got this one figured out.
murr, do me a favor -- just Figured out.
murr, do me a favor -- just show us, don't say it.
murr, do me a favor -- just show us, don't say it.
Don't say it.
Show us, don't say it.
Don't say it.
look at him struggling to Don't say it.
look at him struggling to keep it in.
look at him struggling to keep it in.
yeah, keep it in.
Keep it in.
yeah, keep it in.
I got a foolproof approach.
yeah, keep it in.
I got a foolproof approach.
do you go to the bathroom I got a foolproof approach.
do you go to the bathroom without announcing that you have do you go to the bathroom without announcing that you have a foolproof plan first? Without announcing that you have a foolproof plan first? [ robotic voice .]
"must tell A foolproof plan first? [ robotic voice .]
"must tell plan.
[ robotic voice .]
"must tell plan.
Must tell plan.
" Plan.
Must tell plan.
" 'cause every time you get up Must tell plan.
" 'cause every time you get up to do something, it's always 'cause every time you get up to do something, it's always with a foolproof plan.
To do something, it's always with a foolproof plan.
[ robotic voice .]
"this violates With a foolproof plan.
[ robotic voice .]
"this violates prime directive.
[ robotic voice .]
"this violates prime directive.
"I got to tell you fellas Prime directive.
"I got to tell you fellas about my approach!" "I got to tell you fellas about my approach!" [ laughing .]
here we go.
About my approach!" [ laughing .]
here we go.
I got to apologize real fast.
I got to apologize to you.
Okay.
Okay.
[ laughter .]
[ laughter .]
what kind of car do you what kind of car do you drive? Drive? Oh, I'm so sorry.
Oh, I'm so sorry.
all: Oh! all: Oh! I'm so sorry.
I'm so sorry.
you're done, scoops! you're done, scoops! you will hurt me, so I'm you will hurt me, so I'm going to go.
Going to go.
Well, that didn't work.
Well, that didn't work.
That didn't work, huh? That was not part of the plan.
That didn't work, huh? That was not part of the plan.
do you know what "foolproof" That was not part of the plan.
do you know what "foolproof" means? do you know what "foolproof" means? in scouring the footage, we Means? in scouring the footage, we actually couldn't find an in scouring the footage, we actually couldn't find an example of a plan working.
Actually couldn't find an example of a plan working.
[ laughter .]
Example of a plan working.
[ laughter .]
it just is not documented.
[ laughter .]
it just is not documented.
I just don't deal well when It just is not documented.
I just don't deal well when people don't follow what I I just don't deal well when people don't follow what I command them to do.
People don't follow what I command them to do.
Why wouldn't you go according to Command them to do.
Why wouldn't you go according to my plan? Why wouldn't you go according to my plan? 'cause I want plans that are My plan? 'cause I want plans that are gonna work.
'cause I want plans that are gonna work.
[ laughter .]
Gonna work.
[ laughter .]
my plans may sometimes [ laughter .]
my plans may sometimes backfire, but at least my plan my plans may sometimes backfire, but at least my plan doesn't just entail shouting or Backfire, but at least my plan doesn't just entail shouting or screaming.
Doesn't just entail shouting or screaming.
sometimes, it's about volume, Screaming.
sometimes, it's about volume, man.
sometimes, it's about volume, man.
I've got the best track record, Man.
I've got the best track record, buddy! I've got the best track record, buddy! [ laughter .]
Buddy! [ laughter .]
we put together a few clips [ laughter .]
we put together a few clips of you, joe, showing your we put together a few clips of you, joe, showing your amazing voice.
Of you, joe, showing your amazing voice.
[ laughter .]
Amazing voice.
[ laughter .]
let's take a look.
[ laughter .]
let's take a look.
what can I get you? Let's take a look.
what can I get you? uh, a number 8.
what can I get you? uh, a number 8.
while taking this order, have uh, a number 8.
while taking this order, have a huge argument with a while taking this order, have a huge argument with a co-worker.
A huge argument with a co-worker.
Cheese or no cheese? Co-worker.
Cheese or no cheese? I'm asking him! Cheese or no cheese? I'm asking him! cheese, please.
I'm asking him! cheese, please.
so, you got the combo.
cheese, please.
so, you got the combo.
Because I said so! so, you got the combo.
Because I said so! No! No! Because I said so! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! That was $8 regular?! No! That was $8 regular?! [ laughter .]
That was $8 regular?! [ laughter .]
and you said cash?! Cash! [ laughter .]
and you said cash?! Cash! $8 cash?! And you said cash?! Cash! $8 cash?! Price check, bruschettinis! $8 cash?! Price check, bruschettinis! I'm having the baby.
Price check, bruschettinis! I'm having the baby.
Oh, my god! It's coming out! I'm having the baby.
Oh, my god! It's coming out! Can anyone help me, please?! Oh, my god! It's coming out! Can anyone help me, please?! This is the last piece of toilet Can anyone help me, please?! This is the last piece of toilet paper! This is the last piece of toilet paper! Larry, bananas, lane 8! Paper! Larry, bananas, lane 8! Stay away from the light! Larry, bananas, lane 8! Stay away from the light! You got to get him up and you Stay away from the light! You got to get him up and you got to You got to get him up and you got to Come back to me, you son of a Got to Come back to me, you son of a bitch! Come back to me, you son of a bitch! Earn that money.
Bitch! Earn that money.
Earn that money.
Earn that money.
Earn that money.
So, that's one double Earn that money.
So, that's one double white castle, four white castle So, that's one double white castle, four white castle burgers, and a small drink! White castle, four white castle burgers, and a small drink! Top off your fluids?! Burgers, and a small drink! Top off your fluids?! Butternut squash! Larry! Top off your fluids?! Butternut squash! Larry! Do it! Do it! Do it! Butternut squash! Larry! Do it! Do it! Do it! both: Yeah! Yeah! Do it! Do it! Do it! both: Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! both: Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! is that a diet coke? Yeah! Yeah! is that a diet coke? Raul! is that a diet coke? Raul! yes.
Raul! yes.
good.
yes.
good.
Put that mop down, my man.
good.
Put that mop down, my man.
tell robby! Put that mop down, my man.
tell robby! You stay away from the light! tell robby! You stay away from the light! Robby, stay away from the light! You stay away from the light! Robby, stay away from the light! You stay away from the [bleep.]
Robby, stay away from the light! You stay away from the [bleep.]
light! You stay away from the [bleep.]
light! Larry! Light! Larry! Larry! Larry! Larry! Larry! Larry! Larry! Larry, I need azlet, size 7! Larry! Larry, I need azlet, size 7! Approved! Larry, I need azlet, size 7! Approved! Larry! Approved! Larry! Drum solo! Larry! Drum solo! Ba-boom! Drum solo! Ba-boom! and two xanax for you.
Ba-boom! and two xanax for you.
larry! and two xanax for you.
larry! Scoopski potatoes! larry! Scoopski potatoes! [ applause .]
Scoopski potatoes! [ applause .]
I mean, you know, he has a [ applause .]
I mean, you know, he has a foolproof plan.
I mean, you know, he has a foolproof plan.
He yells.
I fall.
Foolproof plan.
He yells.
I fall.
But, buddy He yells.
I fall.
But, buddy yeah? But, buddy yeah? You mumble so much.
yeah? You mumble so much.
it's a speech impediment, but You mumble so much.
it's a speech impediment, but thanks for bringing it up over it's a speech impediment, but thanks for bringing it up over and over again.
Thanks for bringing it up over and over again.
you say it's a speech And over again.
you say it's a speech impediment you say it's a speech impediment it's a speech impediment.
Impediment it's a speech impediment.
I think it's a brain it's a speech impediment.
I think it's a brain impediment, effectually.
I think it's a brain impediment, effectually.
either way, it's an Impediment, effectually.
either way, it's an impediment, and it's not nice either way, it's an impediment, and it's not nice for you guys to make fun of it Impediment, and it's not nice for you guys to make fun of it all the time.
For you guys to make fun of it all the time.
well, let's take a look at All the time.
well, let's take a look at clips that make fun of your well, let's take a look at clips that make fun of your impediment.
Clips that make fun of your impediment.
okay.
Impediment.
okay.
[ laughs .]
okay.
[ laughs .]
all right, you got to do a [ laughs .]
all right, you got to do a minimum of four.
all right, you got to do a minimum of four.
min-- miminum.
Minimum of four.
min-- miminum.
minima? min-- miminum.
minima? miminum.
minima? miminum.
both: Minimum.
miminum.
both: Minimum.
minimum.
both: Minimum.
minimum.
minimum.
minimum.
minimum.
that's what I said.
minimum.
that's what I said.
you said "miminum.
" that's what I said.
you said "miminum.
" I said "minimum.
" you said "miminum.
" I said "minimum.
" well, we'll see.
I said "minimum.
" well, we'll see.
hi.
We got a petition to -- well, we'll see.
hi.
We got a petition to -- to -- we're signing petitions hi.
We got a petition to -- to -- we're signing petitions for the mayor, the new guy.
To -- we're signing petitions for the mayor, the new guy.
see, he looks good, but wait For the mayor, the new guy.
see, he looks good, but wait until he opens his mouth.
see, he looks good, but wait until he opens his mouth.
you can't dress up horrible Until he opens his mouth.
you can't dress up horrible diction.
you can't dress up horrible diction.
I want you to do a minimina Diction.
I want you to do a minimina of four times.
I want you to do a minimina of four times.
Oh, yeah, 'cause bl-l-l-l-l.
Of four times.
Oh, yeah, 'cause bl-l-l-l-l.
We met at a -- at a -- at a Oh, yeah, 'cause bl-l-l-l-l.
We met at a -- at a -- at a orchid.
We met at a -- at a -- at a orchid.
orchard.
Orchard.
Orchid.
orchard.
Orchard.
an orchid is a flower.
orchard.
Orchard.
an orchid is a flower.
so, just -- just to paint an orchid is a flower.
so, just -- just to paint this picture, money's been so, just -- just to paint this picture, money's been extranged.
This picture, money's been extranged.
"money's been extranged.
" Extranged.
"money's been extranged.
" there's not one "r" in that "money's been extranged.
" there's not one "r" in that whole sentence.
There's not one "r" in that whole sentence.
You might be having a series of Whole sentence.
You might be having a series of ministrokes over 37 years.
You might be having a series of ministrokes over 37 years.
[ laughs .]
Ministrokes over 37 years.
[ laughs .]
we're out on the [ laughs .]
we're out on the streetTalking -- blah, blah, we're out on the streetTalking -- blah, blah, blah.
StreetTalking -- blah, blah, blah.
you can't have a real Blah.
you can't have a real conversation.
you can't have a real conversation.
No full sentences.
Conversation.
No full sentences.
that's to his advantage.
No full sentences.
that's to his advantage.
He can't speak full sentences, that's to his advantage.
He can't speak full sentences, anyway.
He can't speak full sentences, anyway.
proceed as normal.
Anyway.
proceed as normal.
"blah, blah, blah, blah.
" proceed as normal.
"blah, blah, blah, blah.
" the bay -- this is my "blah, blah, blah, blah.
" the bay -- this is my favorite -- becomes the bay -- this is my favorite -- becomes bioluminescent at night.
Favorite -- becomes bioluminescent at night.
That means the allergy lights Bioluminescent at night.
That means the allergy lights up.
That means the allergy lights up.
allergy.
Up.
allergy.
The allergies light up? allergy.
The allergies light up? [ laughs .]
The allergies light up? [ laughs .]
what festivals do you plan on [ laughs .]
what festivals do you plan on submitting this to? what festivals do you plan on submitting this to? cannies.
Submitting this to? cannies.
cannes.
cannies.
cannes.
cannes.
cannes.
cannes.
cannes.
cannes.
cannes.
the one in France, like cannes.
the one in France, like that the one in France, like that [ laughter .]
That [ laughter .]
were you surprised to see [ laughter .]
were you surprised to see Mc hammer working at the Were you surprised to see Mc hammer working at the prairie-dorg exhibit? Mc hammer working at the prairie-dorg exhibit? english words.
Prairie-dorg exhibit? english words.
prairie dog.
english words.
prairie dog.
dorg.
prairie dog.
dorg.
I can't stop imagining dorg.
I can't stop imagining what kate upton would look I can't stop imagining what kate upton would look like with testicles.
what kate upton would look like with testicles.
What -- what kate -- what Like with testicles.
What -- what kate -- what kate upton would look like with What -- what kate -- what kate upton would look like with texticles.
Kate upton would look like with texticles.
[ laughter .]
Texticles.
[ laughter .]
hey, q, is a "texticle" when [ laughter .]
hey, q, is a "texticle" when you send a message to your hey, q, is a "texticle" when you send a message to your balls? You send a message to your balls? you're right -- I do have a Balls? you're right -- I do have a speech impediment.
you're right -- I do have a speech impediment.
I think faster than I can speak.
Speech impediment.
I think faster than I can speak.
That's the problem.
I think faster than I can speak.
That's the problem.
that's the problem.
That's the problem.
that's the problem.
Or you just say the wrong words.
that's the problem.
Or you just say the wrong words.
A speech impediment is, like, Or you just say the wrong words.
A speech impediment is, like, when you mess up syllables, but A speech impediment is, like, when you mess up syllables, but you say the full wrong word.
When you mess up syllables, but you say the full wrong word.
I'm right.
You say the full wrong word.
I'm right.
You guys just aren't picking I'm right.
You guys just aren't picking up You guys just aren't picking up [ laughs .]
Up [ laughs .]
it's all right, bud.
[ laughs .]
it's all right, bud.
It's all right.
It's all right, bud.
It's all right.
We'll be right back after this It's all right.
We'll be right back after this commercial break! Welcome back! Just hanging out with some new friends here, watching some Just hanging out with some new friends here, watching some clips of "impractical jokers.
" Friends here, watching some clips of "impractical jokers.
" very exciting, very exciting.
Clips of "impractical jokers.
" very exciting, very exciting.
you know, you usually laugh Very exciting, very exciting.
you know, you usually laugh the hardest when you're not you know, you usually laugh the hardest when you're not supposed to laugh, right? The hardest when you're not supposed to laugh, right? that's right.
Supposed to laugh, right? that's right.
Sometimes, we just can't stop that's right.
Sometimes, we just can't stop laughing.
Sometimes, we just can't stop laughing.
We can't hold it together.
Laughing.
We can't hold it together.
What we did -- we put together a We can't hold it together.
What we did -- we put together a couple clips for you of us all What we did -- we put together a couple clips for you of us all breaking.
Couple clips for you of us all breaking.
Let's take a look.
how many of these can you fit -- Fit -- [ laughs .]
[ laughing .]
how long are you in town? In town? How long are you in town? How long are you in town? I'm so sorry! I'm so sorry! I'm so sorry! I'm so sorry! [ laughing .]
"the most [ laughing .]
"the most private things I'd to admit is -- my breath smells like Private things I'd to admit is -- my breath smells like fingers.
" Is -- my breath smells like fingers.
" [ laughing .]
keep it [ laughing .]
keep it together.
[ laughter .]
Together.
[ laughter .]
he can't keep it together.
[ laughter .]
he can't keep it together.
[ laughter .]
he can't keep it together.
[ laughter .]
[ laughing .]
ow! [ laughter .]
[ laughing .]
ow! [ laughs .]
[ laughing .]
ow! [ laughs .]
[ laughing .]
"other ways to [ laughs .]
[ laughing .]
"other ways to lose your identitties.
" [ laughing .]
"other ways to lose your identitties.
" there -- there's a Lose your identitties.
" there -- there's a [ laughing .]
I can't do it.
There -- there's a [ laughing .]
I can't do it.
I can't -- I can't do it.
[ laughing .]
I can't do it.
I can't -- I can't do it.
I can't do it.
I can't do it.
I can't -- I can't do it.
I can't do it.
I can't do it.
there's the deluca boy.
I can't do it.
I can't do it.
there's the deluca boy.
[ laughs .]
I'm sorry.
there's the deluca boy.
[ laughs .]
I'm sorry.
you want to come on, man? [ laughs .]
I'm sorry.
you want to come on, man? what? you want to come on, man? what? sal's gone.
what? sal's gone.
we doggies, sal's gone.
we doggies, don't you know? we doggies, don't you know? [ laughter .]
Don't you know? [ laughter .]
yes.
Here we go.
[ laughter .]
yes.
Here we go.
That is yes.
Here we go.
That is [ laughs .]
That is [ laughs .]
it looks like [ laughs .]
it looks like Me stepping on chinese children.
It looks like Me stepping on chinese children.
[ sniffles .]
Me stepping on chinese children.
[ sniffles .]
I just got emotional.
[ sniffles .]
I just got emotional.
we knew each other 24 years I just got emotional.
we knew each other 24 years now.
we knew each other 24 years now.
That was the hardest I think Now.
That was the hardest I think I've ever seen you laugh.
That was the hardest I think I've ever seen you laugh.
well, you have the thing in I've ever seen you laugh.
well, you have the thing in your ear, too, and everybody's well, you have the thing in your ear, too, and everybody's laughing in your ear.
Your ear, too, and everybody's laughing in your ear.
That's what you guys maybe don't Laughing in your ear.
That's what you guys maybe don't get at home, I guess.
That's what you guys maybe don't get at home, I guess.
right, right.
Get at home, I guess.
right, right.
'cause, like, I hear you guys right, right.
'cause, like, I hear you guys laughing in that, as well.
'cause, like, I hear you guys laughing in that, as well.
see, I usually hear you guys Laughing in that, as well.
see, I usually hear you guys laughing at me.
see, I usually hear you guys laughing at me.
[ laughter .]
Laughing at me.
[ laughter .]
yeah, yeah.
[ laughter .]
yeah, yeah.
We laugh at you a lot.
yeah, yeah.
We laugh at you a lot.
no kidding you laugh at me a We laugh at you a lot.
no kidding you laugh at me a lot.
no kidding you laugh at me a lot.
you're a jerk, but you're our Lot.
you're a jerk, but you're our jerk.
you're a jerk, but you're our jerk.
all right, well, I'll take Jerk.
all right, well, I'll take that.
all right, well, I'll take that.
[ laughter .]
That.
[ laughter .]
would you guys be friends with [ laughter .]
would you guys be friends with me if I walked like this? Would you guys be friends with me if I walked like this? after all the things there Me if I walked like this? after all the things there are about you, you think that's after all the things there are about you, you think that's the thing that's gonna put us Are about you, you think that's the thing that's gonna put us off? The thing that's gonna put us off? your [bleep.]
smelly feet are Off? your [bleep.]
smelly feet are out.
your [bleep.]
smelly feet are out.
You're stretching.
Out.
You're stretching.
You keep touching your balls.
You're stretching.
You keep touching your balls.
chef ferret coming out of his You keep touching your balls.
chef ferret coming out of his hole.
chef ferret coming out of his hole.
you remember james murray? Hole.
you remember james murray? Short, ferrety-looking dude? you remember james murray? Short, ferrety-looking dude? no! Short, ferrety-looking dude? no! [ all chanting "ferret!" .]
no! [ all chanting "ferret!" .]
ferrets are resourceful, [ all chanting "ferret!" .]
ferrets are resourceful, handsome, smart.
ferrets are resourceful, handsome, smart.
and I'm pretty sure they eat Handsome, smart.
and I'm pretty sure they eat [bleep.]
and I'm pretty sure they eat [bleep.]
[ laughs .]
[bleep.]
[ laughs .]
suddenly, I'm the odd man [ laughs .]
suddenly, I'm the odd man out.
suddenly, I'm the odd man out.
not sudden.
Out.
not sudden.
suddenly? not sudden.
suddenly? it's been that way for suddenly? it's been that way for decades, my friend.
it's been that way for decades, my friend.
what do you guys see in the Decades, my friend.
what do you guys see in the clouds? what do you guys see in the clouds? I see your mom.
Clouds? I see your mom.
both: Oh! I see your mom.
both: Oh! got him again.
both: Oh! got him again.
whose shoes are these? got him again.
whose shoes are these? murray's.
whose shoes are these? murray's.
Here, I got them, bud.
murray's.
Here, I got them, bud.
[ laughs .]
Here, I got them, bud.
[ laughs .]
murray, are you waxing your [ laughs .]
murray, are you waxing your eyebrows? Murray, are you waxing your eyebrows? Two perfectly shaped little Eyebrows? Two perfectly shaped little pencil eyebrows.
Two perfectly shaped little pencil eyebrows.
he really went overboard on Pencil eyebrows.
he really went overboard on those eyebrows.
he really went overboard on those eyebrows.
my eyebrows look [bleep.]
Those eyebrows.
my eyebrows look [bleep.]
awesome.
my eyebrows look [bleep.]
awesome.
yeah, for a teen girl.
Awesome.
yeah, for a teen girl.
stop! yeah, for a teen girl.
stop! [ laughter .]
stop! [ laughter .]
these are murray's earphones? [ laughter .]
these are murray's earphones? [ laughs .]
these are murray's earphones? [ laughs .]
[ both scream .]
[ laughs .]
[ both scream .]
you missed murr.
[ both scream .]
you missed murr.
[ laughs .]
you missed murr.
[ laughs .]
I want to state, officially, [ laughs .]
I want to state, officially, that I love you.
I want to state, officially, that I love you.
yes.
That I love you.
yes.
I love you guys, too.
yes.
I love you guys, too.
[ laughter .]
I love you guys, too.
[ laughter .]
you look good, sal.
[ laughter .]
you look good, sal.
thank you so much.
you look good, sal.
thank you so much.
you look good, murr.
thank you so much.
you look good, murr.
thank you, buddy.
you look good, murr.
thank you, buddy.
You look good, too.
thank you, buddy.
You look good, too.
yeah, I know where it's You look good, too.
yeah, I know where it's going.
yeah, I know where it's going.
[ laughter .]
Going.
[ laughter .]
let's take a look at q's lack [ laughter .]
let's take a look at q's lack of fashion sense.
let's take a look at q's lack of fashion sense.
you know, it's really Of fashion sense.
you know, it's really nice of redd's, with their you know, it's really nice of redd's, with their food for the homeless program Nice of redd's, with their food for the homeless program they're doing with their big Food for the homeless program they're doing with their big bowls of mashed potatoes.
They're doing with their big bowls of mashed potatoes.
I'm dressed exactly like sal.
Bowls of mashed potatoes.
I'm dressed exactly like sal.
but, somehow, you still look I'm dressed exactly like sal.
but, somehow, you still look homeless.
but, somehow, you still look homeless.
q knows nothing of fashion.
Homeless.
q knows nothing of fashion.
q, I can't find you in the q knows nothing of fashion.
q, I can't find you in the park.
q, I can't find you in the park.
There's just way too many Park.
There's just way too many homeless people around.
There's just way too many homeless people around.
Which one's you? Homeless people around.
Which one's you? right.
Which one's you? right.
he's the least-fashionable right.
he's the least-fashionable person I know.
he's the least-fashionable person I know.
he looks like a homeless Person I know.
he looks like a homeless panama jack.
he looks like a homeless panama jack.
thank you.
Panama jack.
thank you.
you look the most like a thank you.
you look the most like a musician out of the four of us.
you look the most like a musician out of the four of us.
right.
Dirty and homeless.
Musician out of the four of us.
right.
Dirty and homeless.
"cats & hats: The brian quinn right.
Dirty and homeless.
"cats & hats: The brian quinn story.
" "cats & hats: The brian quinn story.
" the first single thing people Story.
" the first single thing people notice about me is my hat.
the first single thing people notice about me is my hat.
I wear it every single day.
Notice about me is my hat.
I wear it every single day.
[ laughter .]
I wear it every single day.
[ laughter .]
this way, I never have to wash [ laughter .]
this way, I never have to wash or comb my hair.
This way, I never have to wash or comb my hair.
you could either bowl or hunt Or comb my hair.
you could either bowl or hunt a gazelle, whatever you want to you could either bowl or hunt a gazelle, whatever you want to do with that shirt.
A gazelle, whatever you want to do with that shirt.
You look like fat tarzan.
Do with that shirt.
You look like fat tarzan.
[ laughter .]
You look like fat tarzan.
[ laughter .]
I don't know what this is.
[ laughter .]
I don't know what this is.
[ laughter .]
I don't know what this is.
[ laughter .]
it's a ponytail.
[ laughter .]
it's a ponytail.
I'm trying something new, all it's a ponytail.
I'm trying something new, all right? I'm trying something new, all right? oh! His once-a-year cleaning Right? oh! His once-a-year cleaning is done.
oh! His once-a-year cleaning is done.
[ laughter .]
Is done.
[ laughter .]
[ applause .]
[ laughter .]
[ applause .]
I dress the same as sal.
[ applause .]
I dress the same as sal.
I dress exactly as sal.
I dress the same as sal.
I dress exactly as sal.
I think it's more up here.
I dress exactly as sal.
I think it's more up here.
up here? I think it's more up here.
up here? You're gonna talk to me about up up here? You're gonna talk to me about up here? You're gonna talk to me about up here? What about up here? Here? What about up here? At least I can change these What about up here? At least I can change these clothes.
At least I can change these clothes.
[ laughs .]
Clothes.
[ laughs .]
how about these faces? [ laughs .]
how about these faces? I am stuck with this.
how about these faces? I am stuck with this.
[ laughter .]
I am stuck with this.
[ laughter .]
I do with it what I can.
[ laughter .]
I do with it what I can.
I'm sorry.
I do with it what I can.
I'm sorry.
you make some pretty crazy I'm sorry.
you make some pretty crazy faces.
you make some pretty crazy faces.
we threw together a nice Faces.
we threw together a nice little bit about your faces.
we threw together a nice little bit about your faces.
You want to see that? Little bit about your faces.
You want to see that? yeah, let's see it.
You want to see that? yeah, let's see it.
Let's take a look.
yeah, let's see it.
Let's take a look.
You just got to put the Let's take a look.
You just got to put the interesting face out there.
You just got to put the interesting face out there.
[ laughter .]
Interesting face out there.
[ laughter .]
yeah.
[ laughs .]
[ laughter .]
yeah.
[ laughs .]
[ laughter .]
yeah.
[ laughs .]
[ laughter .]
you're like a boa [ laughter .]
you're like a boa constrictor.
you're like a boa constrictor.
You detach your jaw.
Constrictor.
You detach your jaw.
[ laughter .]
You detach your jaw.
[ laughter .]
[ clicks tongue .]
[ laughter .]
[ clicks tongue .]
hey, a little bit.
[ clicks tongue .]
hey, a little bit.
So, sometimes, you need to take Hey, a little bit.
So, sometimes, you need to take it in and push it out.
So, sometimes, you need to take it in and push it out.
Take it in It in and push it out.
Take it in she's like, "look at you.
Take it in she's like, "look at you.
You are insane.
" she's like, "look at you.
You are insane.
" [ grunting .]
You are insane.
" [ grunting .]
this is weird, man.
[ grunting .]
this is weird, man.
[ coughs .]
this is weird, man.
[ coughs .]
[ laughs .]
[ coughs .]
[ laughs .]
look at him.
[ laughs .]
look at him.
Look at this face.
look at him.
Look at this face.
[ laughter .]
my favorite is when you're on the toilet.
[ grunting .]
The toilet.
[ grunting .]
I was acting.
[ grunting .]
I was acting.
That's my acting skills.
I was acting.
That's my acting skills.
that wasn't acting.
That's my acting skills.
that wasn't acting.
We were roommates for five that wasn't acting.
We were roommates for five years.
We were roommates for five years.
That's not acting.
Years.
That's not acting.
[ laughter .]
That's not acting.
[ laughter .]
we'll be right back, right [ laughter .]
we'll be right back, right after this commercial break.
Special episode of "impractical jokers," where we're taking a look at some "impractical jokers," where we're taking a look at some behind-the-scenes clips.
We're taking a look at some behind-the-scenes clips.
my face might be a problem, Behind-the-scenes clips.
my face might be a problem, but there's a specific part of my face might be a problem, but there's a specific part of you, buddy, that's a problem.
But there's a specific part of you, buddy, that's a problem.
It's your mouth.
You, buddy, that's a problem.
It's your mouth.
what's wrong with my mouth? It's your mouth.
what's wrong with my mouth? oh, it's not wrong with it.
what's wrong with my mouth? oh, it's not wrong with it.
It's like what goes in it.
oh, it's not wrong with it.
It's like what goes in it.
I'm looking at it right now.
It's like what goes in it.
I'm looking at it right now.
I see a car tire in there.
I'm looking at it right now.
I see a car tire in there.
[ laughter .]
I see a car tire in there.
[ laughter .]
I see a can.
[ laughter .]
I see a can.
I don't think I do it that I see a can.
I don't think I do it that much.
I don't think I do it that much.
well, I want you to watch it.
Much.
well, I want you to watch it.
So let's take a look.
well, I want you to watch it.
So let's take a look.
I know.
I just -- oh! So let's take a look.
I know.
I just -- oh! [ laughter .]
I know.
I just -- oh! [ laughter .]
pick it up and eat it! [ laughter .]
pick it up and eat it! now eat it.
pick it up and eat it! now eat it.
[ laughter .]
now eat it.
[ laughter .]
now eat it! [ laughter .]
now eat it! eat it! now eat it! eat it! [ laughter, screaming .]
eat it! [ laughter, screaming .]
let me show you this.
[ laughter, screaming .]
let me show you this.
Come here.
let me show you this.
Come here.
lick his head.
Come here.
lick his head.
[ laughter .]
[ laughs .]
all: Oh! oh, my god! all: Oh! oh, my god! you'd like to start playing oh, my god! you'd like to start playing the harmonica.
you'd like to start playing the harmonica.
put the whole harmonica in The harmonica.
put the whole harmonica in your mouth.
put the whole harmonica in your mouth.
[ laughter .]
Your mouth.
[ laughter .]
I'm going to taste this one [ laughter .]
I'm going to taste this one with you.
I'm going to taste this one with you.
first, you want to open it With you.
first, you want to open it up, swirl it around.
first, you want to open it up, swirl it around.
you want to swirl it around.
Up, swirl it around.
you want to swirl it around.
now spit it into this glass.
you want to swirl it around.
now spit it into this glass.
and then spit.
There you go.
now spit it into this glass.
and then spit.
There you go.
And then spit it into there.
and then spit.
There you go.
And then spit it into there.
drink it.
And then spit it into there.
drink it.
[ laughs .]
drink it.
[ laughs .]
oh, god, no way.
[ laughs .]
oh, god, no way.
No way.
No way.
oh, god, no way.
No way.
No way.
[ laughs .]
No way.
No way.
[ laughs .]
oh, my god! [ laughs .]
oh, my god! it looks totally -- I'll hold oh, my god! it looks totally -- I'll hold this for you.
it looks totally -- I'll hold this for you.
[ laughs .]
This for you.
[ laughs .]
that looks completely fine.
[ laughs .]
that looks completely fine.
It looks completely fine.
that looks completely fine.
It looks completely fine.
I'm not gonna -- I'm not gonna It looks completely fine.
I'm not gonna -- I'm not gonna put up with it.
I'm not gonna -- I'm not gonna put up with it.
[ laughter .]
Put up with it.
[ laughter .]
what the [bleep.]
[ laughter .]
what the [bleep.]
it's all right, man.
what the [bleep.]
it's all right, man.
It's all right.
it's all right, man.
It's all right.
was that the taste of It's all right.
was that the taste of victory or the taste of de-feet? was that the taste of victory or the taste of de-feet? [ both laugh .]
Victory or the taste of de-feet? [ both laugh .]
I brush regularly.
[ both laugh .]
I brush regularly.
life's too short not to put I brush regularly.
life's too short not to put things in my mouth.
life's too short not to put things in my mouth.
That's what I always say.
Things in my mouth.
That's what I always say.
you put anything in it and That's what I always say.
you put anything in it and then you want to borrow you put anything in it and then you want to borrow chapstick? Then you want to borrow chapstick? [ laughter .]
Chapstick? [ laughter .]
you don't respect other people's [ laughter .]
you don't respect other people's personal space.
You don't respect other people's personal space.
he steps on whoever he's Personal space.
he steps on whoever he's standing next to feet, and it he steps on whoever he's standing next to feet, and it happens to sal all the time.
Standing next to feet, and it happens to sal all the time.
in my mind, I take up more Happens to sal all the time.
in my mind, I take up more space than my body physically in my mind, I take up more space than my body physically does.
Space than my body physically does.
well, the proof is in the Does.
well, the proof is in the pudding.
well, the proof is in the pudding.
[ laughs .]
Pudding.
[ laughs .]
we have pudding? [ laughs .]
we have pudding? let's take a look at some we have pudding? let's take a look at some pudding, yeah.
let's take a look at some pudding, yeah.
[ laughter .]
Pudding, yeah.
[ laughter .]
aah! [ laughter .]
aah! oh [bleep.]
Aah! oh [bleep.]
what'd you guys do? oh [bleep.]
what'd you guys do? What happened? what'd you guys do? What happened? he stepped on my foot.
What happened? he stepped on my foot.
like, I feel like you and him he stepped on my foot.
like, I feel like you and him are -- oh.
like, I feel like you and him are -- oh.
[bleep.]
guy.
Are -- oh.
[bleep.]
guy.
This [bleep.]
guy! [bleep.]
guy.
This [bleep.]
guy! I just stepped on sal's foot.
This [bleep.]
guy! I just stepped on sal's foot.
oh, of course you did.
I just stepped on sal's foot.
oh, of course you did.
sit down, sit down, sit down.
oh, of course you did.
sit down, sit down, sit down.
You just stepped on my foot sit down, sit down, sit down.
You just stepped on my foot again, you son of a bitch.
You just stepped on my foot again, you son of a bitch.
I was dancing.
Again, you son of a bitch.
I was dancing.
I never hit anyone else.
I was dancing.
I never hit anyone else.
every single day, you step on I never hit anyone else.
every single day, you step on my feet 10 times.
every single day, you step on my feet 10 times.
I never do it to anybody My feet 10 times.
I never do it to anybody else.
I never do it to anybody else.
every single day.
Else.
every single day.
You just -- did you do that on every single day.
You just -- did you do that on purpose? You just -- did you do that on purpose? I did not.
Purpose? I did not.
look.
Look what he just did.
I did not.
look.
Look what he just did.
They're brand-new, buddy.
look.
Look what he just did.
They're brand-new, buddy.
Come on.
It's not funny.
They're brand-new, buddy.
Come on.
It's not funny.
I didn't do it on purpose.
Come on.
It's not funny.
I didn't do it on purpose.
it's a brand-new sneaker.
I didn't do it on purpose.
it's a brand-new sneaker.
[bleep.]
damn it.
it's a brand-new sneaker.
[bleep.]
damn it.
it's a shoe, man.
[bleep.]
damn it.
it's a shoe, man.
you step on my feet 10 times, it's a shoe, man.
you step on my feet 10 times, and no one else on earth steps you step on my feet 10 times, and no one else on earth steps on it once.
And no one else on earth steps on it once.
that's what happens to shoes, On it once.
that's what happens to shoes, buddy.
that's what happens to shoes, buddy.
They're on your feet.
Buddy.
They're on your feet.
you do it every day.
They're on your feet.
you do it every day.
you're always near my feet.
you do it every day.
you're always near my feet.
I don't step on joe's feet.
you're always near my feet.
I don't step on joe's feet.
I don't step on q's feet.
I don't step on joe's feet.
I don't step on q's feet.
Well, I'm cruising around the I don't step on q's feet.
Well, I'm cruising around the lodge.
Well, I'm cruising around the lodge.
We've got to do and say what the Lodge.
We've got to do and say what the other We've got to do and say what the other [ laughs .]
Other [ laughs .]
you stepped on my shoe.
[ laughs .]
you stepped on my shoe.
this guy over here stepping you stepped on my shoe.
this guy over here stepping on feet all the day.
this guy over here stepping on feet all the day.
All day long steps on feet.
On feet all the day.
All day long steps on feet.
[ applause .]
All day long steps on feet.
[ applause .]
it could be worse, bud.
[ applause .]
it could be worse, bud.
It could be worse.
it could be worse, bud.
It could be worse.
I could do this.
It could be worse.
I could do this.
[ laughter .]
I could do this.
[ laughter .]
that's actually two things [ laughter .]
that's actually two things that jumped out at me, is like, that's actually two things that jumped out at me, is like, one, you step on his feet a lot, That jumped out at me, is like, one, you step on his feet a lot, but, two, you have a lot of One, you step on his feet a lot, but, two, you have a lot of brand-new sets of shoes.
But, two, you have a lot of brand-new sets of shoes.
There was like five.
Brand-new sets of shoes.
There was like five.
He's like, "these are brand-new There was like five.
He's like, "these are brand-new sneakers.
" He's like, "these are brand-new sneakers.
" how many pairs of shoes do you Sneakers.
" how many pairs of shoes do you buy? How many pairs of shoes do you buy? I have a lot of sneakers, Buy? I have a lot of sneakers, 'cause every time he steps on I have a lot of sneakers, 'cause every time he steps on me, it ruins them.
'cause every time he steps on me, it ruins them.
I need new ones.
Me, it ruins them.
I need new ones.
[ laughter .]
I need new ones.
[ laughter .]
stick around.
[ laughter .]
stick around.
We'll be right back with some stick around.
We'll be right back with some more "impractical jokers.
" We'll be right back with some more "impractical jokers.
" yeah! welcome back, everybody, to a special edition of "impractical jokers.
" Special edition of "impractical jokers.
" joe, you get a lot of comedy "impractical jokers.
" joe, you get a lot of comedy out of your nose.
joe, you get a lot of comedy out of your nose.
god's cruel joke.
Out of your nose.
god's cruel joke.
[ laughter .]
god's cruel joke.
[ laughter .]
let me guess -- you put some [ laughter .]
let me guess -- you put some clips together about my nose? Let me guess -- you put some clips together about my nose? let's take a look.
Clips together about my nose? let's take a look.
I always wanted to take let's take a look.
I always wanted to take karate.
I always wanted to take karate.
My parents wouldn't let me.
Karate.
My parents wouldn't let me.
My mother was afraid I was gonna My parents wouldn't let me.
My mother was afraid I was gonna break my nose.
My mother was afraid I was gonna break my nose.
Ironically, I got my nose broke Break my nose.
Ironically, I got my nose broke in a fight 'cause I couldn't Ironically, I got my nose broke in a fight 'cause I couldn't defend myself.
In a fight 'cause I couldn't defend myself.
[ laughter .]
Defend myself.
[ laughter .]
put your nose on him.
[ laughter .]
put your nose on him.
[ laughter .]
put your nose on him.
[ laughter .]
joe does have a distinct [ laughter .]
joe does have a distinct advantage, in that nose will joe does have a distinct advantage, in that nose will touch someone about 40 seconds Advantage, in that nose will touch someone about 40 seconds before the rest of his head Touch someone about 40 seconds before the rest of his head will.
Before the rest of his head will.
[ laughter .]
23.
They go fast.
[ laughter .]
They go fast.
[ laughter .]
these are nice toes.
[ laughter .]
these are nice toes.
[ laughter .]
These are nice toes.
[ laughter .]
is that true that when you [ laughter .]
is that true that when you lose one sense, all the other is that true that when you lose one sense, all the other senses heighten? Lose one sense, all the other senses heighten? yeah, my sense of smell is on Senses heighten? yeah, my sense of smell is on point.
yeah, my sense of smell is on point.
[ sniffs .]
Point.
[ sniffs .]
[ laughter .]
[ sniffs .]
did I fart? joe, go over and sniff that joe, go over and sniff that guy's seat.
[ sniffs .]
Guy's seat.
[ sniffs .]
could you see my nose? You should feel your body, the momentum coming up, up from the top Momentum coming up, up from the top the nose ninja strikes again.
Top the nose ninja strikes again.
And then back all the way the nose ninja strikes again.
And then back all the way throh.
And then back all the way throh.
[ laughter .]
Throh.
[ laughter .]
your nose is actually a [ laughter .]
your nose is actually a talent, you know, and you nose your nose is actually a talent, you know, and you nose better than all of us.
Talent, you know, and you nose better than all of us.
yeah.
Better than all of us.
yeah.
we can't nose.
yeah.
we can't nose.
People say that I dance better we can't nose.
People say that I dance better than all of us.
People say that I dance better than all of us.
But the truth of the matter Than all of us.
But the truth of the matter is -- we all dance.
But the truth of the matter is -- we all dance.
yeah.
Is -- we all dance.
yeah.
we do.
yeah.
we do.
Let's show a few of our moves in we do.
Let's show a few of our moves in one moment.
Let's show a few of our moves in one moment.
Ready? 1, 2, 3.
One moment.
Ready? 1, 2, 3.
[ laughter .]
Ready? 1, 2, 3.
[ laughter .]
who said we can't dance? [ laughter .]
who said we can't dance? you have to stop doing that.
who said we can't dance? you have to stop doing that.
[ laughter .]
you have to stop doing that.
[ laughter .]
does any one of us have any [ laughter .]
does any one of us have any dance experience? does any one of us have any dance experience? do lap dances count? Dance experience? do lap dances count? [ laughter .]
do lap dances count? [ laughter .]
why do I always have to use [ laughter .]
why do I always have to use my body for evil? why do I always have to use my body for evil? I just want to dance.
My body for evil? I just want to dance.
I can't dance.
I just want to dance.
I can't dance.
we're here to dance.
I can't dance.
we're here to dance.
bust a move, buddy.
we're here to dance.
bust a move, buddy.
q has got no rhythm.
bust a move, buddy.
q has got no rhythm.
this is the dirty ham hock.
q has got no rhythm.
this is the dirty ham hock.
Doing the martian hula.
this is the dirty ham hock.
Doing the martian hula.
this is some bull[bleep.]
Doing the martian hula.
this is some bull[bleep.]
dance moves right here.
this is some bull[bleep.]
dance moves right here.
[ laughter .]
Dance moves right here.
[ laughter .]
all right, somebody help me.
[ laughter .]
all right, somebody help me.
you're feeling it.
all right, somebody help me.
you're feeling it.
If you're feeling it.
you're feeling it.
If you're feeling it.
your body moves like jell-o.
If you're feeling it.
your body moves like jell-o.
hey, everybody.
your body moves like jell-o.
hey, everybody.
good jell-o with rhythm, but hey, everybody.
good jell-o with rhythm, but I'm just saying.
good jell-o with rhythm, but I'm just saying.
I got your back, buddy.
I'm just saying.
I got your back, buddy.
I'm giving you a beat.
I got your back, buddy.
I'm giving you a beat.
I call it the double dutch.
I'm giving you a beat.
I call it the double dutch.
[ laughter .]
I call it the double dutch.
[ laughter .]
how does his body move like [ laughter .]
how does his body move like that? how does his body move like that? you can go low.
That? you can go low.
yeah.
you can go low.
yeah.
you can go up top.
yeah.
you can go up top.
You can go all around.
you can go up top.
You can go all around.
See what I'm saying? You can go all around.
See what I'm saying? it's my turn to make an ass See what I'm saying? it's my turn to make an ass out of myself.
it's my turn to make an ass out of myself.
[ laughter .]
Out of myself.
[ laughter .]
point to your crotch and [ laughter .]
point to your crotch and start humping.
point to your crotch and start humping.
[ laughter .]
Start humping.
[ laughter .]
guys, do you know where the [ laughter .]
guys, do you know where the empire state building is? guys, do you know where the empire state building is? Posture, leap.
Empire state building is? Posture, leap.
Posture, leap.
Posture, leap.
Posture, leap.
Posture, posture, leap, leap.
Posture, leap.
Posture, posture, leap, leap.
Any idea? Is it this way? Posture, posture, leap, leap.
Any idea? Is it this way? keep going, buddy, keep Any idea? Is it this way? keep going, buddy, keep going.
keep going, buddy, keep going.
[ laughter .]
Going.
[ laughter .]
do it, do it! [ laughter .]
do it, do it! [ laughter .]
do it, do it! [ laughter .]
take the glasses off.
[ laughter .]
take the glasses off.
Oh, my Take the glasses off.
Oh, my [ laughter .]
Oh, my [ laughter .]
oh, my [ laughter .]
oh, my let's do it.
Let's do it.
Oh, my let's do it.
Let's do it.
Get those knees up.
let's do it.
Let's do it.
Get those knees up.
Knees up [bleep.]
Get those knees up.
Knees up [bleep.]
stance high.
Knees up [bleep.]
stance high.
Watch and learn.
Stance high.
Watch and learn.
It's a little bit of a sashay.
Watch and learn.
It's a little bit of a sashay.
We do a little of this at the It's a little bit of a sashay.
We do a little of this at the end.
We do a little of this at the end.
[ laughter .]
End.
[ laughter .]
get into it, you [ laughter .]
get into it, you cheeky monkey! Are you learning yet? [ laughter .]
what are you doing right now? [ laughter .]
what are you doing right now? just warming up the robot.
what are you doing right now? just warming up the robot.
[ laughter .]
just warming up the robot.
[ laughter .]
get those [bleep.]
legs going.
[ laughter .]
get those [bleep.]
legs going.
[ laughter .]
Get those [bleep.]
legs going.
[ laughter .]
come down.
Drop that deuce.
[ laughter .]
come down.
Drop that deuce.
And bring it up.
Come down.
Drop that deuce.
And bring it up.
Well, I'm glad everyone enjoyed And bring it up.
Well, I'm glad everyone enjoyed the show.
Well, I'm glad everyone enjoyed the show.
I hope you enjoyed it.
The show.
I hope you enjoyed it.
[ whistle! Whistle! .]
that's how you do it.
Oh, that was great.
Oh, that was great.
That was a lot of fun.
That was a lot of fun.
All right.
All right.
You guys have a good time? You guys have a good time? all: Yeah! all: Yeah! all right, guys, thank you all right, guys, thank you for joining us.
For joining us.
And we will see you next time on And we will see you next time on "impractical jokers.
" "impractical jokers.
" thank you, everybody.
thank you, everybody.
Thanks, guys.
Thanks, guys.
[ applause .]
hey, mustache, what's up? Amazing.
hey, mustache, what's up? [ laughter .]
hey, mustache, what's up? [ laughter .]
I want my mommy! [ laughter .]
I want my mommy! [ laughter .]
I want my mommy! [ laughter .]
I will never forgive you! [ laughter .]
I will never forgive you! larry! I will never forgive you! larry! [ laughter .]
wow! Hi, everybody.
[ cheers and applause .]
here we go.
[ cheers and applause .]
here we go.
this is fun.
here we go.
this is fun.
thank you all for joining us this is fun.
thank you all for joining us for a very special episode of thank you all for joining us for a very special episode of "impractical jokers.
" For a very special episode of "impractical jokers.
" it's the first time with a live "impractical jokers.
" it's the first time with a live audience, and we're coming to It's the first time with a live audience, and we're coming to you from the fat black pussycat Audience, and we're coming to you from the fat black pussycat in new york city, our hometown.
You from the fat black pussycat in new york city, our hometown.
that's right.
In new york city, our hometown.
that's right.
Tonight, we're gonna be showing that's right.
Tonight, we're gonna be showing some outtakes and some Tonight, we're gonna be showing some outtakes and some behind-the-scenes peeks.
Some outtakes and some behind-the-scenes peeks.
like, you know those intros Behind-the-scenes peeks.
like, you know those intros that we film before the like, you know those intros that we film before the challenge, where we tell you That we film before the challenge, where we tell you what we're doing? Challenge, where we tell you what we're doing? mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
What we're doing? mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
"we're coming to you from the mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
"we're coming to you from the mall.
" "we're coming to you from the mall.
" we make them look easy, but Mall.
" we make them look easy, but sometimes, they go a little we make them look easy, but sometimes, they go a little wrong.
Sometimes, they go a little wrong.
yeah, we screw them up.
Wrong.
yeah, we screw them up.
Let's take a look.
yeah, we screw them up.
Let's take a look.
today, one of us will be Let's take a look.
today, one of us will be moderating a focus group.
today, one of us will be moderating a focus group.
and the other will be -- Moderating a focus group.
and the other will be -- [ laughs .]
and the other will be -- [ laughs .]
today, we are giving -- [ laughs .]
today, we are giving -- [bleep.]
your mother.
today, we are giving -- [bleep.]
your mother.
today is murr day.
[bleep.]
your mother.
today is murr day.
ooh! today is murr day.
ooh! [ laughter .]
ooh! [ laughter .]
if you can't read every [ laughter .]
if you can't read every answer -- [bleep.]
if you can't read every answer -- [bleep.]
what? Answer -- [bleep.]
what? if you cannot complete your What? if you cannot complete your task before the [bleep.]
ride if you cannot complete your task before the [bleep.]
ride ends, you're a [bleep.]
loser.
Task before the [bleep.]
ride ends, you're a [bleep.]
loser.
but the challenge is not the Ends, you're a [bleep.]
loser.
but the challenge is not the challenge, but the trick is -- but the challenge is not the challenge, but the trick is -- not the trick, but Challenge, but the trick is -- not the trick, but Their goal is to choose a Not the trick, but Their goal is to choose a Their goal is toWhat? Their goal is to choose a Their goal is toWhat? The other guysUgh.
Their goal is toWhat? The other guysUgh.
The other guys -- bl-l-l-l-l-l.
The other guysUgh.
The other guys -- bl-l-l-l-l-l.
bl-l-l-l-l.
Ready? The other guys -- bl-l-l-l-l-l.
bl-l-l-l-l.
Ready? bl-l-l-l.
bl-l-l-l-l.
Ready? bl-l-l-l.
blah, blah, blah.
bl-l-l-l.
blah, blah, blah.
[ coughs .]
blah, blah, blah.
[ coughs .]
I just swallowed a whole [bleep.]
[ coughs .]
I just swallowed a whole [bleep.]
fly.
I just swallowed a whole [bleep.]
fly.
[ laughs .]
Fly.
[ laughs .]
nailed it.
[ laughs .]
nailed it.
[ laughter .]
nailed it.
[ laughter .]
[ applause .]
[ laughter .]
[ applause .]
oh, we enjoyed them.
[ applause .]
oh, we enjoyed them.
sal, you fall down all the oh, we enjoyed them.
sal, you fall down all the time.
sal, you fall down all the time.
a whole lot.
Time.
a whole lot.
at this point, it's out of a whole lot.
at this point, it's out of control.
at this point, it's out of control.
it's a compliment to you Control.
it's a compliment to you guys.
it's a compliment to you guys.
You make me laugh so hard, I Guys.
You make me laugh so hard, I lose control of my faculties.
You make me laugh so hard, I lose control of my faculties.
you know what? Lose control of my faculties.
you know what? It could be worse.
you know what? It could be worse.
He could piss himself.
It could be worse.
He could piss himself.
[ laughter .]
He could piss himself.
[ laughter .]
"aaaah!" [ laughter .]
"aaaah!" if you want me to try and "aaaah!" if you want me to try and switch, I will.
if you want me to try and switch, I will.
try and switch it up for next Switch, I will.
try and switch it up for next season.
try and switch it up for next season.
you know what, sal? Season.
you know what, sal? We actually put together a whole you know what, sal? We actually put together a whole series of clips of you falling.
We actually put together a whole series of clips of you falling.
our friend "timber.
" Series of clips of you falling.
our friend "timber.
" [ laughter .]
our friend "timber.
" [ laughter .]
who do you think's gonna win [ laughter .]
who do you think's gonna win this? who do you think's gonna win this? no, I think murray's gonna This? no, I think murray's gonna win.
no, I think murray's gonna win.
why do you think that he's Win.
why do you think that he's gonna win? why do you think that he's gonna win? because you fall down Gonna win? because you fall down laughing at every single thing.
because you fall down laughing at every single thing.
[ laughter .]
Laughing at every single thing.
[ laughter .]
what?! I'm gonna pass out.
[ laughter continues .]
you all right? I got you, I got you, I got you.
[ applause .]
I got you, I got you, I got you.
[ applause .]
my favorite part is that it [ applause .]
my favorite part is that it happens in slow motion, too.
my favorite part is that it happens in slow motion, too.
It's like Happens in slow motion, too.
It's like the fall happens in slow It's like the fall happens in slow motion, but it's like he steps the fall happens in slow motion, but it's like he steps on, like, electroshock pad, Motion, but it's like he steps on, like, electroshock pad, where he's like, "aaaah!" On, like, electroshock pad, where he's like, "aaaah!" [ laughter .]
Where he's like, "aaaah!" [ laughter .]
he knocks into me, and then I [ laughter .]
he knocks into me, and then I fall in slow motion.
he knocks into me, and then I fall in slow motion.
it's a domino effect.
Fall in slow motion.
it's a domino effect.
Just trying to hold yourself.
it's a domino effect.
Just trying to hold yourself.
it's like "the matrix.
" Just trying to hold yourself.
it's like "the matrix.
" I tell you what, though -- I can it's like "the matrix.
" I tell you what, though -- I can deal with the falling.
I tell you what, though -- I can deal with the falling.
yeah.
Deal with the falling.
yeah.
you know what I can't deal yeah.
you know what I can't deal with -- this guy's constant you know what I can't deal with -- this guy's constant approaches to things, his plans.
With -- this guy's constant approaches to things, his plans.
"I got a plan for this.
" Approaches to things, his plans.
"I got a plan for this.
" plan over here? "I got a plan for this.
" plan over here? I have been known to plan over here? I have been known to overthink challenges.
I have been known to overthink challenges.
and underdeliver.
Overthink challenges.
and underdeliver.
[ laughter .]
and underdeliver.
[ laughter .]
I'll tell you right now -- [ laughter .]
I'll tell you right now -- I'm gonna win.
I'll tell you right now -- I'm gonna win.
look at this face.
I'm gonna win.
look at this face.
Look, you see his stupid look at this face.
Look, you see his stupid thoughts on his face.
Look, you see his stupid thoughts on his face.
[ laughing .]
look at him.
Thoughts on his face.
[ laughing .]
look at him.
"oh, it's gonna work, and I'm [ laughing .]
look at him.
"oh, it's gonna work, and I'm gonna win and I'm not gonna get "oh, it's gonna work, and I'm gonna win and I'm not gonna get punished.
" Gonna win and I'm not gonna get punished.
" fellas, I got this one Punished.
" fellas, I got this one figured out.
fellas, I got this one figured out.
murray, I swear to god, if Figured out.
murray, I swear to god, if you say the words, "I have a murray, I swear to god, if you say the words, "I have a foolproof plan," I'm gonna come You say the words, "I have a foolproof plan," I'm gonna come out and [bleep.]
strangle you.
Foolproof plan," I'm gonna come out and [bleep.]
strangle you.
I don't know if it's Out and [bleep.]
strangle you.
I don't know if it's foolproof, but it's an idea.
I don't know if it's foolproof, but it's an idea.
I've got a foolproof plan to get Foolproof, but it's an idea.
I've got a foolproof plan to get a hug.
I've got a foolproof plan to get a hug.
I am nervous, but A hug.
I am nervous, but [ yawns .]
I am nervous, but [ yawns .]
"I got this one figured out.
" [ yawns .]
"I got this one figured out.
" I think I got this one "I got this one figured out.
" I think I got this one figured out.
I think I got this one figured out.
murr, do me a favor -- just Figured out.
murr, do me a favor -- just show us, don't say it.
murr, do me a favor -- just show us, don't say it.
Don't say it.
Show us, don't say it.
Don't say it.
look at him struggling to Don't say it.
look at him struggling to keep it in.
look at him struggling to keep it in.
yeah, keep it in.
Keep it in.
yeah, keep it in.
I got a foolproof approach.
yeah, keep it in.
I got a foolproof approach.
do you go to the bathroom I got a foolproof approach.
do you go to the bathroom without announcing that you have do you go to the bathroom without announcing that you have a foolproof plan first? Without announcing that you have a foolproof plan first? [ robotic voice .]
"must tell A foolproof plan first? [ robotic voice .]
"must tell plan.
[ robotic voice .]
"must tell plan.
Must tell plan.
" Plan.
Must tell plan.
" 'cause every time you get up Must tell plan.
" 'cause every time you get up to do something, it's always 'cause every time you get up to do something, it's always with a foolproof plan.
To do something, it's always with a foolproof plan.
[ robotic voice .]
"this violates With a foolproof plan.
[ robotic voice .]
"this violates prime directive.
[ robotic voice .]
"this violates prime directive.
"I got to tell you fellas Prime directive.
"I got to tell you fellas about my approach!" "I got to tell you fellas about my approach!" [ laughing .]
here we go.
About my approach!" [ laughing .]
here we go.
I got to apologize real fast.
I got to apologize to you.
Okay.
Okay.
[ laughter .]
[ laughter .]
what kind of car do you what kind of car do you drive? Drive? Oh, I'm so sorry.
Oh, I'm so sorry.
all: Oh! all: Oh! I'm so sorry.
I'm so sorry.
you're done, scoops! you're done, scoops! you will hurt me, so I'm you will hurt me, so I'm going to go.
Going to go.
Well, that didn't work.
Well, that didn't work.
That didn't work, huh? That was not part of the plan.
That didn't work, huh? That was not part of the plan.
do you know what "foolproof" That was not part of the plan.
do you know what "foolproof" means? do you know what "foolproof" means? in scouring the footage, we Means? in scouring the footage, we actually couldn't find an in scouring the footage, we actually couldn't find an example of a plan working.
Actually couldn't find an example of a plan working.
[ laughter .]
Example of a plan working.
[ laughter .]
it just is not documented.
[ laughter .]
it just is not documented.
I just don't deal well when It just is not documented.
I just don't deal well when people don't follow what I I just don't deal well when people don't follow what I command them to do.
People don't follow what I command them to do.
Why wouldn't you go according to Command them to do.
Why wouldn't you go according to my plan? Why wouldn't you go according to my plan? 'cause I want plans that are My plan? 'cause I want plans that are gonna work.
'cause I want plans that are gonna work.
[ laughter .]
Gonna work.
[ laughter .]
my plans may sometimes [ laughter .]
my plans may sometimes backfire, but at least my plan my plans may sometimes backfire, but at least my plan doesn't just entail shouting or Backfire, but at least my plan doesn't just entail shouting or screaming.
Doesn't just entail shouting or screaming.
sometimes, it's about volume, Screaming.
sometimes, it's about volume, man.
sometimes, it's about volume, man.
I've got the best track record, Man.
I've got the best track record, buddy! I've got the best track record, buddy! [ laughter .]
Buddy! [ laughter .]
we put together a few clips [ laughter .]
we put together a few clips of you, joe, showing your we put together a few clips of you, joe, showing your amazing voice.
Of you, joe, showing your amazing voice.
[ laughter .]
Amazing voice.
[ laughter .]
let's take a look.
[ laughter .]
let's take a look.
what can I get you? Let's take a look.
what can I get you? uh, a number 8.
what can I get you? uh, a number 8.
while taking this order, have uh, a number 8.
while taking this order, have a huge argument with a while taking this order, have a huge argument with a co-worker.
A huge argument with a co-worker.
Cheese or no cheese? Co-worker.
Cheese or no cheese? I'm asking him! Cheese or no cheese? I'm asking him! cheese, please.
I'm asking him! cheese, please.
so, you got the combo.
cheese, please.
so, you got the combo.
Because I said so! so, you got the combo.
Because I said so! No! No! Because I said so! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! That was $8 regular?! No! That was $8 regular?! [ laughter .]
That was $8 regular?! [ laughter .]
and you said cash?! Cash! [ laughter .]
and you said cash?! Cash! $8 cash?! And you said cash?! Cash! $8 cash?! Price check, bruschettinis! $8 cash?! Price check, bruschettinis! I'm having the baby.
Price check, bruschettinis! I'm having the baby.
Oh, my god! It's coming out! I'm having the baby.
Oh, my god! It's coming out! Can anyone help me, please?! Oh, my god! It's coming out! Can anyone help me, please?! This is the last piece of toilet Can anyone help me, please?! This is the last piece of toilet paper! This is the last piece of toilet paper! Larry, bananas, lane 8! Paper! Larry, bananas, lane 8! Stay away from the light! Larry, bananas, lane 8! Stay away from the light! You got to get him up and you Stay away from the light! You got to get him up and you got to You got to get him up and you got to Come back to me, you son of a Got to Come back to me, you son of a bitch! Come back to me, you son of a bitch! Earn that money.
Bitch! Earn that money.
Earn that money.
Earn that money.
Earn that money.
So, that's one double Earn that money.
So, that's one double white castle, four white castle So, that's one double white castle, four white castle burgers, and a small drink! White castle, four white castle burgers, and a small drink! Top off your fluids?! Burgers, and a small drink! Top off your fluids?! Butternut squash! Larry! Top off your fluids?! Butternut squash! Larry! Do it! Do it! Do it! Butternut squash! Larry! Do it! Do it! Do it! both: Yeah! Yeah! Do it! Do it! Do it! both: Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! both: Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! is that a diet coke? Yeah! Yeah! is that a diet coke? Raul! is that a diet coke? Raul! yes.
Raul! yes.
good.
yes.
good.
Put that mop down, my man.
good.
Put that mop down, my man.
tell robby! Put that mop down, my man.
tell robby! You stay away from the light! tell robby! You stay away from the light! Robby, stay away from the light! You stay away from the light! Robby, stay away from the light! You stay away from the [bleep.]
Robby, stay away from the light! You stay away from the [bleep.]
light! You stay away from the [bleep.]
light! Larry! Light! Larry! Larry! Larry! Larry! Larry! Larry! Larry! Larry, I need azlet, size 7! Larry! Larry, I need azlet, size 7! Approved! Larry, I need azlet, size 7! Approved! Larry! Approved! Larry! Drum solo! Larry! Drum solo! Ba-boom! Drum solo! Ba-boom! and two xanax for you.
Ba-boom! and two xanax for you.
larry! and two xanax for you.
larry! Scoopski potatoes! larry! Scoopski potatoes! [ applause .]
Scoopski potatoes! [ applause .]
I mean, you know, he has a [ applause .]
I mean, you know, he has a foolproof plan.
I mean, you know, he has a foolproof plan.
He yells.
I fall.
Foolproof plan.
He yells.
I fall.
But, buddy He yells.
I fall.
But, buddy yeah? But, buddy yeah? You mumble so much.
yeah? You mumble so much.
it's a speech impediment, but You mumble so much.
it's a speech impediment, but thanks for bringing it up over it's a speech impediment, but thanks for bringing it up over and over again.
Thanks for bringing it up over and over again.
you say it's a speech And over again.
you say it's a speech impediment you say it's a speech impediment it's a speech impediment.
Impediment it's a speech impediment.
I think it's a brain it's a speech impediment.
I think it's a brain impediment, effectually.
I think it's a brain impediment, effectually.
either way, it's an Impediment, effectually.
either way, it's an impediment, and it's not nice either way, it's an impediment, and it's not nice for you guys to make fun of it Impediment, and it's not nice for you guys to make fun of it all the time.
For you guys to make fun of it all the time.
well, let's take a look at All the time.
well, let's take a look at clips that make fun of your well, let's take a look at clips that make fun of your impediment.
Clips that make fun of your impediment.
okay.
Impediment.
okay.
[ laughs .]
okay.
[ laughs .]
all right, you got to do a [ laughs .]
all right, you got to do a minimum of four.
all right, you got to do a minimum of four.
min-- miminum.
Minimum of four.
min-- miminum.
minima? min-- miminum.
minima? miminum.
minima? miminum.
both: Minimum.
miminum.
both: Minimum.
minimum.
both: Minimum.
minimum.
minimum.
minimum.
minimum.
that's what I said.
minimum.
that's what I said.
you said "miminum.
" that's what I said.
you said "miminum.
" I said "minimum.
" you said "miminum.
" I said "minimum.
" well, we'll see.
I said "minimum.
" well, we'll see.
hi.
We got a petition to -- well, we'll see.
hi.
We got a petition to -- to -- we're signing petitions hi.
We got a petition to -- to -- we're signing petitions for the mayor, the new guy.
To -- we're signing petitions for the mayor, the new guy.
see, he looks good, but wait For the mayor, the new guy.
see, he looks good, but wait until he opens his mouth.
see, he looks good, but wait until he opens his mouth.
you can't dress up horrible Until he opens his mouth.
you can't dress up horrible diction.
you can't dress up horrible diction.
I want you to do a minimina Diction.
I want you to do a minimina of four times.
I want you to do a minimina of four times.
Oh, yeah, 'cause bl-l-l-l-l.
Of four times.
Oh, yeah, 'cause bl-l-l-l-l.
We met at a -- at a -- at a Oh, yeah, 'cause bl-l-l-l-l.
We met at a -- at a -- at a orchid.
We met at a -- at a -- at a orchid.
orchard.
Orchard.
Orchid.
orchard.
Orchard.
an orchid is a flower.
orchard.
Orchard.
an orchid is a flower.
so, just -- just to paint an orchid is a flower.
so, just -- just to paint this picture, money's been so, just -- just to paint this picture, money's been extranged.
This picture, money's been extranged.
"money's been extranged.
" Extranged.
"money's been extranged.
" there's not one "r" in that "money's been extranged.
" there's not one "r" in that whole sentence.
There's not one "r" in that whole sentence.
You might be having a series of Whole sentence.
You might be having a series of ministrokes over 37 years.
You might be having a series of ministrokes over 37 years.
[ laughs .]
Ministrokes over 37 years.
[ laughs .]
we're out on the [ laughs .]
we're out on the streetTalking -- blah, blah, we're out on the streetTalking -- blah, blah, blah.
StreetTalking -- blah, blah, blah.
you can't have a real Blah.
you can't have a real conversation.
you can't have a real conversation.
No full sentences.
Conversation.
No full sentences.
that's to his advantage.
No full sentences.
that's to his advantage.
He can't speak full sentences, that's to his advantage.
He can't speak full sentences, anyway.
He can't speak full sentences, anyway.
proceed as normal.
Anyway.
proceed as normal.
"blah, blah, blah, blah.
" proceed as normal.
"blah, blah, blah, blah.
" the bay -- this is my "blah, blah, blah, blah.
" the bay -- this is my favorite -- becomes the bay -- this is my favorite -- becomes bioluminescent at night.
Favorite -- becomes bioluminescent at night.
That means the allergy lights Bioluminescent at night.
That means the allergy lights up.
That means the allergy lights up.
allergy.
Up.
allergy.
The allergies light up? allergy.
The allergies light up? [ laughs .]
The allergies light up? [ laughs .]
what festivals do you plan on [ laughs .]
what festivals do you plan on submitting this to? what festivals do you plan on submitting this to? cannies.
Submitting this to? cannies.
cannes.
cannies.
cannes.
cannes.
cannes.
cannes.
cannes.
cannes.
cannes.
the one in France, like cannes.
the one in France, like that the one in France, like that [ laughter .]
That [ laughter .]
were you surprised to see [ laughter .]
were you surprised to see Mc hammer working at the Were you surprised to see Mc hammer working at the prairie-dorg exhibit? Mc hammer working at the prairie-dorg exhibit? english words.
Prairie-dorg exhibit? english words.
prairie dog.
english words.
prairie dog.
dorg.
prairie dog.
dorg.
I can't stop imagining dorg.
I can't stop imagining what kate upton would look I can't stop imagining what kate upton would look like with testicles.
what kate upton would look like with testicles.
What -- what kate -- what Like with testicles.
What -- what kate -- what kate upton would look like with What -- what kate -- what kate upton would look like with texticles.
Kate upton would look like with texticles.
[ laughter .]
Texticles.
[ laughter .]
hey, q, is a "texticle" when [ laughter .]
hey, q, is a "texticle" when you send a message to your hey, q, is a "texticle" when you send a message to your balls? You send a message to your balls? you're right -- I do have a Balls? you're right -- I do have a speech impediment.
you're right -- I do have a speech impediment.
I think faster than I can speak.
Speech impediment.
I think faster than I can speak.
That's the problem.
I think faster than I can speak.
That's the problem.
that's the problem.
That's the problem.
that's the problem.
Or you just say the wrong words.
that's the problem.
Or you just say the wrong words.
A speech impediment is, like, Or you just say the wrong words.
A speech impediment is, like, when you mess up syllables, but A speech impediment is, like, when you mess up syllables, but you say the full wrong word.
When you mess up syllables, but you say the full wrong word.
I'm right.
You say the full wrong word.
I'm right.
You guys just aren't picking I'm right.
You guys just aren't picking up You guys just aren't picking up [ laughs .]
Up [ laughs .]
it's all right, bud.
[ laughs .]
it's all right, bud.
It's all right.
It's all right, bud.
It's all right.
We'll be right back after this It's all right.
We'll be right back after this commercial break! Welcome back! Just hanging out with some new friends here, watching some Just hanging out with some new friends here, watching some clips of "impractical jokers.
" Friends here, watching some clips of "impractical jokers.
" very exciting, very exciting.
Clips of "impractical jokers.
" very exciting, very exciting.
you know, you usually laugh Very exciting, very exciting.
you know, you usually laugh the hardest when you're not you know, you usually laugh the hardest when you're not supposed to laugh, right? The hardest when you're not supposed to laugh, right? that's right.
Supposed to laugh, right? that's right.
Sometimes, we just can't stop that's right.
Sometimes, we just can't stop laughing.
Sometimes, we just can't stop laughing.
We can't hold it together.
Laughing.
We can't hold it together.
What we did -- we put together a We can't hold it together.
What we did -- we put together a couple clips for you of us all What we did -- we put together a couple clips for you of us all breaking.
Couple clips for you of us all breaking.
Let's take a look.
how many of these can you fit -- Fit -- [ laughs .]
[ laughing .]
how long are you in town? In town? How long are you in town? How long are you in town? I'm so sorry! I'm so sorry! I'm so sorry! I'm so sorry! [ laughing .]
"the most [ laughing .]
"the most private things I'd to admit is -- my breath smells like Private things I'd to admit is -- my breath smells like fingers.
" Is -- my breath smells like fingers.
" [ laughing .]
keep it [ laughing .]
keep it together.
[ laughter .]
Together.
[ laughter .]
he can't keep it together.
[ laughter .]
he can't keep it together.
[ laughter .]
he can't keep it together.
[ laughter .]
[ laughing .]
ow! [ laughter .]
[ laughing .]
ow! [ laughs .]
[ laughing .]
ow! [ laughs .]
[ laughing .]
"other ways to [ laughs .]
[ laughing .]
"other ways to lose your identitties.
" [ laughing .]
"other ways to lose your identitties.
" there -- there's a Lose your identitties.
" there -- there's a [ laughing .]
I can't do it.
There -- there's a [ laughing .]
I can't do it.
I can't -- I can't do it.
[ laughing .]
I can't do it.
I can't -- I can't do it.
I can't do it.
I can't do it.
I can't -- I can't do it.
I can't do it.
I can't do it.
there's the deluca boy.
I can't do it.
I can't do it.
there's the deluca boy.
[ laughs .]
I'm sorry.
there's the deluca boy.
[ laughs .]
I'm sorry.
you want to come on, man? [ laughs .]
I'm sorry.
you want to come on, man? what? you want to come on, man? what? sal's gone.
what? sal's gone.
we doggies, sal's gone.
we doggies, don't you know? we doggies, don't you know? [ laughter .]
Don't you know? [ laughter .]
yes.
Here we go.
[ laughter .]
yes.
Here we go.
That is yes.
Here we go.
That is [ laughs .]
That is [ laughs .]
it looks like [ laughs .]
it looks like Me stepping on chinese children.
It looks like Me stepping on chinese children.
[ sniffles .]
Me stepping on chinese children.
[ sniffles .]
I just got emotional.
[ sniffles .]
I just got emotional.
we knew each other 24 years I just got emotional.
we knew each other 24 years now.
we knew each other 24 years now.
That was the hardest I think Now.
That was the hardest I think I've ever seen you laugh.
That was the hardest I think I've ever seen you laugh.
well, you have the thing in I've ever seen you laugh.
well, you have the thing in your ear, too, and everybody's well, you have the thing in your ear, too, and everybody's laughing in your ear.
Your ear, too, and everybody's laughing in your ear.
That's what you guys maybe don't Laughing in your ear.
That's what you guys maybe don't get at home, I guess.
That's what you guys maybe don't get at home, I guess.
right, right.
Get at home, I guess.
right, right.
'cause, like, I hear you guys right, right.
'cause, like, I hear you guys laughing in that, as well.
'cause, like, I hear you guys laughing in that, as well.
see, I usually hear you guys Laughing in that, as well.
see, I usually hear you guys laughing at me.
see, I usually hear you guys laughing at me.
[ laughter .]
Laughing at me.
[ laughter .]
yeah, yeah.
[ laughter .]
yeah, yeah.
We laugh at you a lot.
yeah, yeah.
We laugh at you a lot.
no kidding you laugh at me a We laugh at you a lot.
no kidding you laugh at me a lot.
no kidding you laugh at me a lot.
you're a jerk, but you're our Lot.
you're a jerk, but you're our jerk.
you're a jerk, but you're our jerk.
all right, well, I'll take Jerk.
all right, well, I'll take that.
all right, well, I'll take that.
[ laughter .]
That.
[ laughter .]
would you guys be friends with [ laughter .]
would you guys be friends with me if I walked like this? Would you guys be friends with me if I walked like this? after all the things there Me if I walked like this? after all the things there are about you, you think that's after all the things there are about you, you think that's the thing that's gonna put us Are about you, you think that's the thing that's gonna put us off? The thing that's gonna put us off? your [bleep.]
smelly feet are Off? your [bleep.]
smelly feet are out.
your [bleep.]
smelly feet are out.
You're stretching.
Out.
You're stretching.
You keep touching your balls.
You're stretching.
You keep touching your balls.
chef ferret coming out of his You keep touching your balls.
chef ferret coming out of his hole.
chef ferret coming out of his hole.
you remember james murray? Hole.
you remember james murray? Short, ferrety-looking dude? you remember james murray? Short, ferrety-looking dude? no! Short, ferrety-looking dude? no! [ all chanting "ferret!" .]
no! [ all chanting "ferret!" .]
ferrets are resourceful, [ all chanting "ferret!" .]
ferrets are resourceful, handsome, smart.
ferrets are resourceful, handsome, smart.
and I'm pretty sure they eat Handsome, smart.
and I'm pretty sure they eat [bleep.]
and I'm pretty sure they eat [bleep.]
[ laughs .]
[bleep.]
[ laughs .]
suddenly, I'm the odd man [ laughs .]
suddenly, I'm the odd man out.
suddenly, I'm the odd man out.
not sudden.
Out.
not sudden.
suddenly? not sudden.
suddenly? it's been that way for suddenly? it's been that way for decades, my friend.
it's been that way for decades, my friend.
what do you guys see in the Decades, my friend.
what do you guys see in the clouds? what do you guys see in the clouds? I see your mom.
Clouds? I see your mom.
both: Oh! I see your mom.
both: Oh! got him again.
both: Oh! got him again.
whose shoes are these? got him again.
whose shoes are these? murray's.
whose shoes are these? murray's.
Here, I got them, bud.
murray's.
Here, I got them, bud.
[ laughs .]
Here, I got them, bud.
[ laughs .]
murray, are you waxing your [ laughs .]
murray, are you waxing your eyebrows? Murray, are you waxing your eyebrows? Two perfectly shaped little Eyebrows? Two perfectly shaped little pencil eyebrows.
Two perfectly shaped little pencil eyebrows.
he really went overboard on Pencil eyebrows.
he really went overboard on those eyebrows.
he really went overboard on those eyebrows.
my eyebrows look [bleep.]
Those eyebrows.
my eyebrows look [bleep.]
awesome.
my eyebrows look [bleep.]
awesome.
yeah, for a teen girl.
Awesome.
yeah, for a teen girl.
stop! yeah, for a teen girl.
stop! [ laughter .]
stop! [ laughter .]
these are murray's earphones? [ laughter .]
these are murray's earphones? [ laughs .]
these are murray's earphones? [ laughs .]
[ both scream .]
[ laughs .]
[ both scream .]
you missed murr.
[ both scream .]
you missed murr.
[ laughs .]
you missed murr.
[ laughs .]
I want to state, officially, [ laughs .]
I want to state, officially, that I love you.
I want to state, officially, that I love you.
yes.
That I love you.
yes.
I love you guys, too.
yes.
I love you guys, too.
[ laughter .]
I love you guys, too.
[ laughter .]
you look good, sal.
[ laughter .]
you look good, sal.
thank you so much.
you look good, sal.
thank you so much.
you look good, murr.
thank you so much.
you look good, murr.
thank you, buddy.
you look good, murr.
thank you, buddy.
You look good, too.
thank you, buddy.
You look good, too.
yeah, I know where it's You look good, too.
yeah, I know where it's going.
yeah, I know where it's going.
[ laughter .]
Going.
[ laughter .]
let's take a look at q's lack [ laughter .]
let's take a look at q's lack of fashion sense.
let's take a look at q's lack of fashion sense.
you know, it's really Of fashion sense.
you know, it's really nice of redd's, with their you know, it's really nice of redd's, with their food for the homeless program Nice of redd's, with their food for the homeless program they're doing with their big Food for the homeless program they're doing with their big bowls of mashed potatoes.
They're doing with their big bowls of mashed potatoes.
I'm dressed exactly like sal.
Bowls of mashed potatoes.
I'm dressed exactly like sal.
but, somehow, you still look I'm dressed exactly like sal.
but, somehow, you still look homeless.
but, somehow, you still look homeless.
q knows nothing of fashion.
Homeless.
q knows nothing of fashion.
q, I can't find you in the q knows nothing of fashion.
q, I can't find you in the park.
q, I can't find you in the park.
There's just way too many Park.
There's just way too many homeless people around.
There's just way too many homeless people around.
Which one's you? Homeless people around.
Which one's you? right.
Which one's you? right.
he's the least-fashionable right.
he's the least-fashionable person I know.
he's the least-fashionable person I know.
he looks like a homeless Person I know.
he looks like a homeless panama jack.
he looks like a homeless panama jack.
thank you.
Panama jack.
thank you.
you look the most like a thank you.
you look the most like a musician out of the four of us.
you look the most like a musician out of the four of us.
right.
Dirty and homeless.
Musician out of the four of us.
right.
Dirty and homeless.
"cats & hats: The brian quinn right.
Dirty and homeless.
"cats & hats: The brian quinn story.
" "cats & hats: The brian quinn story.
" the first single thing people Story.
" the first single thing people notice about me is my hat.
the first single thing people notice about me is my hat.
I wear it every single day.
Notice about me is my hat.
I wear it every single day.
[ laughter .]
I wear it every single day.
[ laughter .]
this way, I never have to wash [ laughter .]
this way, I never have to wash or comb my hair.
This way, I never have to wash or comb my hair.
you could either bowl or hunt Or comb my hair.
you could either bowl or hunt a gazelle, whatever you want to you could either bowl or hunt a gazelle, whatever you want to do with that shirt.
A gazelle, whatever you want to do with that shirt.
You look like fat tarzan.
Do with that shirt.
You look like fat tarzan.
[ laughter .]
You look like fat tarzan.
[ laughter .]
I don't know what this is.
[ laughter .]
I don't know what this is.
[ laughter .]
I don't know what this is.
[ laughter .]
it's a ponytail.
[ laughter .]
it's a ponytail.
I'm trying something new, all it's a ponytail.
I'm trying something new, all right? I'm trying something new, all right? oh! His once-a-year cleaning Right? oh! His once-a-year cleaning is done.
oh! His once-a-year cleaning is done.
[ laughter .]
Is done.
[ laughter .]
[ applause .]
[ laughter .]
[ applause .]
I dress the same as sal.
[ applause .]
I dress the same as sal.
I dress exactly as sal.
I dress the same as sal.
I dress exactly as sal.
I think it's more up here.
I dress exactly as sal.
I think it's more up here.
up here? I think it's more up here.
up here? You're gonna talk to me about up up here? You're gonna talk to me about up here? You're gonna talk to me about up here? What about up here? Here? What about up here? At least I can change these What about up here? At least I can change these clothes.
At least I can change these clothes.
[ laughs .]
Clothes.
[ laughs .]
how about these faces? [ laughs .]
how about these faces? I am stuck with this.
how about these faces? I am stuck with this.
[ laughter .]
I am stuck with this.
[ laughter .]
I do with it what I can.
[ laughter .]
I do with it what I can.
I'm sorry.
I do with it what I can.
I'm sorry.
you make some pretty crazy I'm sorry.
you make some pretty crazy faces.
you make some pretty crazy faces.
we threw together a nice Faces.
we threw together a nice little bit about your faces.
we threw together a nice little bit about your faces.
You want to see that? Little bit about your faces.
You want to see that? yeah, let's see it.
You want to see that? yeah, let's see it.
Let's take a look.
yeah, let's see it.
Let's take a look.
You just got to put the Let's take a look.
You just got to put the interesting face out there.
You just got to put the interesting face out there.
[ laughter .]
Interesting face out there.
[ laughter .]
yeah.
[ laughs .]
[ laughter .]
yeah.
[ laughs .]
[ laughter .]
yeah.
[ laughs .]
[ laughter .]
you're like a boa [ laughter .]
you're like a boa constrictor.
you're like a boa constrictor.
You detach your jaw.
Constrictor.
You detach your jaw.
[ laughter .]
You detach your jaw.
[ laughter .]
[ clicks tongue .]
[ laughter .]
[ clicks tongue .]
hey, a little bit.
[ clicks tongue .]
hey, a little bit.
So, sometimes, you need to take Hey, a little bit.
So, sometimes, you need to take it in and push it out.
So, sometimes, you need to take it in and push it out.
Take it in It in and push it out.
Take it in she's like, "look at you.
Take it in she's like, "look at you.
You are insane.
" she's like, "look at you.
You are insane.
" [ grunting .]
You are insane.
" [ grunting .]
this is weird, man.
[ grunting .]
this is weird, man.
[ coughs .]
this is weird, man.
[ coughs .]
[ laughs .]
[ coughs .]
[ laughs .]
look at him.
[ laughs .]
look at him.
Look at this face.
look at him.
Look at this face.
[ laughter .]
my favorite is when you're on the toilet.
[ grunting .]
The toilet.
[ grunting .]
I was acting.
[ grunting .]
I was acting.
That's my acting skills.
I was acting.
That's my acting skills.
that wasn't acting.
That's my acting skills.
that wasn't acting.
We were roommates for five that wasn't acting.
We were roommates for five years.
We were roommates for five years.
That's not acting.
Years.
That's not acting.
[ laughter .]
That's not acting.
[ laughter .]
we'll be right back, right [ laughter .]
we'll be right back, right after this commercial break.
Special episode of "impractical jokers," where we're taking a look at some "impractical jokers," where we're taking a look at some behind-the-scenes clips.
We're taking a look at some behind-the-scenes clips.
my face might be a problem, Behind-the-scenes clips.
my face might be a problem, but there's a specific part of my face might be a problem, but there's a specific part of you, buddy, that's a problem.
But there's a specific part of you, buddy, that's a problem.
It's your mouth.
You, buddy, that's a problem.
It's your mouth.
what's wrong with my mouth? It's your mouth.
what's wrong with my mouth? oh, it's not wrong with it.
what's wrong with my mouth? oh, it's not wrong with it.
It's like what goes in it.
oh, it's not wrong with it.
It's like what goes in it.
I'm looking at it right now.
It's like what goes in it.
I'm looking at it right now.
I see a car tire in there.
I'm looking at it right now.
I see a car tire in there.
[ laughter .]
I see a car tire in there.
[ laughter .]
I see a can.
[ laughter .]
I see a can.
I don't think I do it that I see a can.
I don't think I do it that much.
I don't think I do it that much.
well, I want you to watch it.
Much.
well, I want you to watch it.
So let's take a look.
well, I want you to watch it.
So let's take a look.
I know.
I just -- oh! So let's take a look.
I know.
I just -- oh! [ laughter .]
I know.
I just -- oh! [ laughter .]
pick it up and eat it! [ laughter .]
pick it up and eat it! now eat it.
pick it up and eat it! now eat it.
[ laughter .]
now eat it.
[ laughter .]
now eat it! [ laughter .]
now eat it! eat it! now eat it! eat it! [ laughter, screaming .]
eat it! [ laughter, screaming .]
let me show you this.
[ laughter, screaming .]
let me show you this.
Come here.
let me show you this.
Come here.
lick his head.
Come here.
lick his head.
[ laughter .]
[ laughs .]
all: Oh! oh, my god! all: Oh! oh, my god! you'd like to start playing oh, my god! you'd like to start playing the harmonica.
you'd like to start playing the harmonica.
put the whole harmonica in The harmonica.
put the whole harmonica in your mouth.
put the whole harmonica in your mouth.
[ laughter .]
Your mouth.
[ laughter .]
I'm going to taste this one [ laughter .]
I'm going to taste this one with you.
I'm going to taste this one with you.
first, you want to open it With you.
first, you want to open it up, swirl it around.
first, you want to open it up, swirl it around.
you want to swirl it around.
Up, swirl it around.
you want to swirl it around.
now spit it into this glass.
you want to swirl it around.
now spit it into this glass.
and then spit.
There you go.
now spit it into this glass.
and then spit.
There you go.
And then spit it into there.
and then spit.
There you go.
And then spit it into there.
drink it.
And then spit it into there.
drink it.
[ laughs .]
drink it.
[ laughs .]
oh, god, no way.
[ laughs .]
oh, god, no way.
No way.
No way.
oh, god, no way.
No way.
No way.
[ laughs .]
No way.
No way.
[ laughs .]
oh, my god! [ laughs .]
oh, my god! it looks totally -- I'll hold oh, my god! it looks totally -- I'll hold this for you.
it looks totally -- I'll hold this for you.
[ laughs .]
This for you.
[ laughs .]
that looks completely fine.
[ laughs .]
that looks completely fine.
It looks completely fine.
that looks completely fine.
It looks completely fine.
I'm not gonna -- I'm not gonna It looks completely fine.
I'm not gonna -- I'm not gonna put up with it.
I'm not gonna -- I'm not gonna put up with it.
[ laughter .]
Put up with it.
[ laughter .]
what the [bleep.]
[ laughter .]
what the [bleep.]
it's all right, man.
what the [bleep.]
it's all right, man.
It's all right.
it's all right, man.
It's all right.
was that the taste of It's all right.
was that the taste of victory or the taste of de-feet? was that the taste of victory or the taste of de-feet? [ both laugh .]
Victory or the taste of de-feet? [ both laugh .]
I brush regularly.
[ both laugh .]
I brush regularly.
life's too short not to put I brush regularly.
life's too short not to put things in my mouth.
life's too short not to put things in my mouth.
That's what I always say.
Things in my mouth.
That's what I always say.
you put anything in it and That's what I always say.
you put anything in it and then you want to borrow you put anything in it and then you want to borrow chapstick? Then you want to borrow chapstick? [ laughter .]
Chapstick? [ laughter .]
you don't respect other people's [ laughter .]
you don't respect other people's personal space.
You don't respect other people's personal space.
he steps on whoever he's Personal space.
he steps on whoever he's standing next to feet, and it he steps on whoever he's standing next to feet, and it happens to sal all the time.
Standing next to feet, and it happens to sal all the time.
in my mind, I take up more Happens to sal all the time.
in my mind, I take up more space than my body physically in my mind, I take up more space than my body physically does.
Space than my body physically does.
well, the proof is in the Does.
well, the proof is in the pudding.
well, the proof is in the pudding.
[ laughs .]
Pudding.
[ laughs .]
we have pudding? [ laughs .]
we have pudding? let's take a look at some we have pudding? let's take a look at some pudding, yeah.
let's take a look at some pudding, yeah.
[ laughter .]
Pudding, yeah.
[ laughter .]
aah! [ laughter .]
aah! oh [bleep.]
Aah! oh [bleep.]
what'd you guys do? oh [bleep.]
what'd you guys do? What happened? what'd you guys do? What happened? he stepped on my foot.
What happened? he stepped on my foot.
like, I feel like you and him he stepped on my foot.
like, I feel like you and him are -- oh.
like, I feel like you and him are -- oh.
[bleep.]
guy.
Are -- oh.
[bleep.]
guy.
This [bleep.]
guy! [bleep.]
guy.
This [bleep.]
guy! I just stepped on sal's foot.
This [bleep.]
guy! I just stepped on sal's foot.
oh, of course you did.
I just stepped on sal's foot.
oh, of course you did.
sit down, sit down, sit down.
oh, of course you did.
sit down, sit down, sit down.
You just stepped on my foot sit down, sit down, sit down.
You just stepped on my foot again, you son of a bitch.
You just stepped on my foot again, you son of a bitch.
I was dancing.
Again, you son of a bitch.
I was dancing.
I never hit anyone else.
I was dancing.
I never hit anyone else.
every single day, you step on I never hit anyone else.
every single day, you step on my feet 10 times.
every single day, you step on my feet 10 times.
I never do it to anybody My feet 10 times.
I never do it to anybody else.
I never do it to anybody else.
every single day.
Else.
every single day.
You just -- did you do that on every single day.
You just -- did you do that on purpose? You just -- did you do that on purpose? I did not.
Purpose? I did not.
look.
Look what he just did.
I did not.
look.
Look what he just did.
They're brand-new, buddy.
look.
Look what he just did.
They're brand-new, buddy.
Come on.
It's not funny.
They're brand-new, buddy.
Come on.
It's not funny.
I didn't do it on purpose.
Come on.
It's not funny.
I didn't do it on purpose.
it's a brand-new sneaker.
I didn't do it on purpose.
it's a brand-new sneaker.
[bleep.]
damn it.
it's a brand-new sneaker.
[bleep.]
damn it.
it's a shoe, man.
[bleep.]
damn it.
it's a shoe, man.
you step on my feet 10 times, it's a shoe, man.
you step on my feet 10 times, and no one else on earth steps you step on my feet 10 times, and no one else on earth steps on it once.
And no one else on earth steps on it once.
that's what happens to shoes, On it once.
that's what happens to shoes, buddy.
that's what happens to shoes, buddy.
They're on your feet.
Buddy.
They're on your feet.
you do it every day.
They're on your feet.
you do it every day.
you're always near my feet.
you do it every day.
you're always near my feet.
I don't step on joe's feet.
you're always near my feet.
I don't step on joe's feet.
I don't step on q's feet.
I don't step on joe's feet.
I don't step on q's feet.
Well, I'm cruising around the I don't step on q's feet.
Well, I'm cruising around the lodge.
Well, I'm cruising around the lodge.
We've got to do and say what the Lodge.
We've got to do and say what the other We've got to do and say what the other [ laughs .]
Other [ laughs .]
you stepped on my shoe.
[ laughs .]
you stepped on my shoe.
this guy over here stepping you stepped on my shoe.
this guy over here stepping on feet all the day.
this guy over here stepping on feet all the day.
All day long steps on feet.
On feet all the day.
All day long steps on feet.
[ applause .]
All day long steps on feet.
[ applause .]
it could be worse, bud.
[ applause .]
it could be worse, bud.
It could be worse.
it could be worse, bud.
It could be worse.
I could do this.
It could be worse.
I could do this.
[ laughter .]
I could do this.
[ laughter .]
that's actually two things [ laughter .]
that's actually two things that jumped out at me, is like, that's actually two things that jumped out at me, is like, one, you step on his feet a lot, That jumped out at me, is like, one, you step on his feet a lot, but, two, you have a lot of One, you step on his feet a lot, but, two, you have a lot of brand-new sets of shoes.
But, two, you have a lot of brand-new sets of shoes.
There was like five.
Brand-new sets of shoes.
There was like five.
He's like, "these are brand-new There was like five.
He's like, "these are brand-new sneakers.
" He's like, "these are brand-new sneakers.
" how many pairs of shoes do you Sneakers.
" how many pairs of shoes do you buy? How many pairs of shoes do you buy? I have a lot of sneakers, Buy? I have a lot of sneakers, 'cause every time he steps on I have a lot of sneakers, 'cause every time he steps on me, it ruins them.
'cause every time he steps on me, it ruins them.
I need new ones.
Me, it ruins them.
I need new ones.
[ laughter .]
I need new ones.
[ laughter .]
stick around.
[ laughter .]
stick around.
We'll be right back with some stick around.
We'll be right back with some more "impractical jokers.
" We'll be right back with some more "impractical jokers.
" yeah! welcome back, everybody, to a special edition of "impractical jokers.
" Special edition of "impractical jokers.
" joe, you get a lot of comedy "impractical jokers.
" joe, you get a lot of comedy out of your nose.
joe, you get a lot of comedy out of your nose.
god's cruel joke.
Out of your nose.
god's cruel joke.
[ laughter .]
god's cruel joke.
[ laughter .]
let me guess -- you put some [ laughter .]
let me guess -- you put some clips together about my nose? Let me guess -- you put some clips together about my nose? let's take a look.
Clips together about my nose? let's take a look.
I always wanted to take let's take a look.
I always wanted to take karate.
I always wanted to take karate.
My parents wouldn't let me.
Karate.
My parents wouldn't let me.
My mother was afraid I was gonna My parents wouldn't let me.
My mother was afraid I was gonna break my nose.
My mother was afraid I was gonna break my nose.
Ironically, I got my nose broke Break my nose.
Ironically, I got my nose broke in a fight 'cause I couldn't Ironically, I got my nose broke in a fight 'cause I couldn't defend myself.
In a fight 'cause I couldn't defend myself.
[ laughter .]
Defend myself.
[ laughter .]
put your nose on him.
[ laughter .]
put your nose on him.
[ laughter .]
put your nose on him.
[ laughter .]
joe does have a distinct [ laughter .]
joe does have a distinct advantage, in that nose will joe does have a distinct advantage, in that nose will touch someone about 40 seconds Advantage, in that nose will touch someone about 40 seconds before the rest of his head Touch someone about 40 seconds before the rest of his head will.
Before the rest of his head will.
[ laughter .]
23.
They go fast.
[ laughter .]
They go fast.
[ laughter .]
these are nice toes.
[ laughter .]
these are nice toes.
[ laughter .]
These are nice toes.
[ laughter .]
is that true that when you [ laughter .]
is that true that when you lose one sense, all the other is that true that when you lose one sense, all the other senses heighten? Lose one sense, all the other senses heighten? yeah, my sense of smell is on Senses heighten? yeah, my sense of smell is on point.
yeah, my sense of smell is on point.
[ sniffs .]
Point.
[ sniffs .]
[ laughter .]
[ sniffs .]
did I fart? joe, go over and sniff that joe, go over and sniff that guy's seat.
[ sniffs .]
Guy's seat.
[ sniffs .]
could you see my nose? You should feel your body, the momentum coming up, up from the top Momentum coming up, up from the top the nose ninja strikes again.
Top the nose ninja strikes again.
And then back all the way the nose ninja strikes again.
And then back all the way throh.
And then back all the way throh.
[ laughter .]
Throh.
[ laughter .]
your nose is actually a [ laughter .]
your nose is actually a talent, you know, and you nose your nose is actually a talent, you know, and you nose better than all of us.
Talent, you know, and you nose better than all of us.
yeah.
Better than all of us.
yeah.
we can't nose.
yeah.
we can't nose.
People say that I dance better we can't nose.
People say that I dance better than all of us.
People say that I dance better than all of us.
But the truth of the matter Than all of us.
But the truth of the matter is -- we all dance.
But the truth of the matter is -- we all dance.
yeah.
Is -- we all dance.
yeah.
we do.
yeah.
we do.
Let's show a few of our moves in we do.
Let's show a few of our moves in one moment.
Let's show a few of our moves in one moment.
Ready? 1, 2, 3.
One moment.
Ready? 1, 2, 3.
[ laughter .]
Ready? 1, 2, 3.
[ laughter .]
who said we can't dance? [ laughter .]
who said we can't dance? you have to stop doing that.
who said we can't dance? you have to stop doing that.
[ laughter .]
you have to stop doing that.
[ laughter .]
does any one of us have any [ laughter .]
does any one of us have any dance experience? does any one of us have any dance experience? do lap dances count? Dance experience? do lap dances count? [ laughter .]
do lap dances count? [ laughter .]
why do I always have to use [ laughter .]
why do I always have to use my body for evil? why do I always have to use my body for evil? I just want to dance.
My body for evil? I just want to dance.
I can't dance.
I just want to dance.
I can't dance.
we're here to dance.
I can't dance.
we're here to dance.
bust a move, buddy.
we're here to dance.
bust a move, buddy.
q has got no rhythm.
bust a move, buddy.
q has got no rhythm.
this is the dirty ham hock.
q has got no rhythm.
this is the dirty ham hock.
Doing the martian hula.
this is the dirty ham hock.
Doing the martian hula.
this is some bull[bleep.]
Doing the martian hula.
this is some bull[bleep.]
dance moves right here.
this is some bull[bleep.]
dance moves right here.
[ laughter .]
Dance moves right here.
[ laughter .]
all right, somebody help me.
[ laughter .]
all right, somebody help me.
you're feeling it.
all right, somebody help me.
you're feeling it.
If you're feeling it.
you're feeling it.
If you're feeling it.
your body moves like jell-o.
If you're feeling it.
your body moves like jell-o.
hey, everybody.
your body moves like jell-o.
hey, everybody.
good jell-o with rhythm, but hey, everybody.
good jell-o with rhythm, but I'm just saying.
good jell-o with rhythm, but I'm just saying.
I got your back, buddy.
I'm just saying.
I got your back, buddy.
I'm giving you a beat.
I got your back, buddy.
I'm giving you a beat.
I call it the double dutch.
I'm giving you a beat.
I call it the double dutch.
[ laughter .]
I call it the double dutch.
[ laughter .]
how does his body move like [ laughter .]
how does his body move like that? how does his body move like that? you can go low.
That? you can go low.
yeah.
you can go low.
yeah.
you can go up top.
yeah.
you can go up top.
You can go all around.
you can go up top.
You can go all around.
See what I'm saying? You can go all around.
See what I'm saying? it's my turn to make an ass See what I'm saying? it's my turn to make an ass out of myself.
it's my turn to make an ass out of myself.
[ laughter .]
Out of myself.
[ laughter .]
point to your crotch and [ laughter .]
point to your crotch and start humping.
point to your crotch and start humping.
[ laughter .]
Start humping.
[ laughter .]
guys, do you know where the [ laughter .]
guys, do you know where the empire state building is? guys, do you know where the empire state building is? Posture, leap.
Empire state building is? Posture, leap.
Posture, leap.
Posture, leap.
Posture, leap.
Posture, posture, leap, leap.
Posture, leap.
Posture, posture, leap, leap.
Any idea? Is it this way? Posture, posture, leap, leap.
Any idea? Is it this way? keep going, buddy, keep Any idea? Is it this way? keep going, buddy, keep going.
keep going, buddy, keep going.
[ laughter .]
Going.
[ laughter .]
do it, do it! [ laughter .]
do it, do it! [ laughter .]
do it, do it! [ laughter .]
take the glasses off.
[ laughter .]
take the glasses off.
Oh, my Take the glasses off.
Oh, my [ laughter .]
Oh, my [ laughter .]
oh, my [ laughter .]
oh, my let's do it.
Let's do it.
Oh, my let's do it.
Let's do it.
Get those knees up.
let's do it.
Let's do it.
Get those knees up.
Knees up [bleep.]
Get those knees up.
Knees up [bleep.]
stance high.
Knees up [bleep.]
stance high.
Watch and learn.
Stance high.
Watch and learn.
It's a little bit of a sashay.
Watch and learn.
It's a little bit of a sashay.
We do a little of this at the It's a little bit of a sashay.
We do a little of this at the end.
We do a little of this at the end.
[ laughter .]
End.
[ laughter .]
get into it, you [ laughter .]
get into it, you cheeky monkey! Are you learning yet? [ laughter .]
what are you doing right now? [ laughter .]
what are you doing right now? just warming up the robot.
what are you doing right now? just warming up the robot.
[ laughter .]
just warming up the robot.
[ laughter .]
get those [bleep.]
legs going.
[ laughter .]
get those [bleep.]
legs going.
[ laughter .]
Get those [bleep.]
legs going.
[ laughter .]
come down.
Drop that deuce.
[ laughter .]
come down.
Drop that deuce.
And bring it up.
Come down.
Drop that deuce.
And bring it up.
Well, I'm glad everyone enjoyed And bring it up.
Well, I'm glad everyone enjoyed the show.
Well, I'm glad everyone enjoyed the show.
I hope you enjoyed it.
The show.
I hope you enjoyed it.
[ whistle! Whistle! .]
that's how you do it.
Oh, that was great.
Oh, that was great.
That was a lot of fun.
That was a lot of fun.
All right.
All right.
You guys have a good time? You guys have a good time? all: Yeah! all: Yeah! all right, guys, thank you all right, guys, thank you for joining us.
For joining us.
And we will see you next time on And we will see you next time on "impractical jokers.
" "impractical jokers.
" thank you, everybody.
thank you, everybody.
Thanks, guys.
Thanks, guys.
[ applause .]