Inspector Gadget (1983) s02e04 Episode Script

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[SIREN]
- INSPECTOR GADGET ♪
HOO-HOO ♪
INSPECTOR GADGET ♪
[EXPLOSION]
INSPECTOR GADGET ♪
HOO-HOO ♪
INSPECTOR GADGET ♪
GO, GADGET, GO ♪
GO, GADGET, GO ♪
INSPECTOR GADGET ♪
HOO-HOO ♪
INSPECTOR GADGET ♪
(YAWN )
(PANT)
(WHINE)
GOOD MORNING, BRAIN!
WHERE'S UNCLE GADGET?
IS HE UP YET?
(MUMBLE)
OH! UPSTAIRS SHAVING WELL,
TIME FOR BREAKFAST.
GO, GO GADGET BREAKFAST!
I THINK I 'LL
MAKE IT MANUALLY..
RUFF!
(RINGING)
IS THAT YOU CHIEF?
WHERE?
RIGHT AWAY, CHIEF.
FASTER, FASTER GADGET SHAVER!
GOOD MORNING UNCLE GADGET!
CLEAN AS A WHISTLEI THE CHIEF'S
GOT A MISSION FOR ME!
GO, GO GADGET NECK!
CHIEF!
HOW DID YOU GET WAY UP HERE?
SLOWLY. HERE'S YOUR MESSAGE.
"SUSPECT A MAD PLOT TO STEAL
THE GOLD I N METRO CITY STOP.
PROCEED AT ONCE TO THE MIN
AND STOP THE ROBBERY STOP.
THIS MESSAGE WILL
SELF DESTRUCT"
I'M ALWAYS ON DUTY CHIEF!
OH NO
HAVE A NICE DAY, CHIEF!
I'll HURRY BACK,..KEEP
BREAKFAST WARM FOR ME
BE CAREFUL, UNCLE GADGET!
GO, GO GADGET GARAGE DOOR.
BRAIN, YOU FOLLOW
UNCLE GADGET
(BARKS)
VROOM! VROOM VROOM!
WAH!
HEY! THAT WAS INSPECTOR GADGET!
OOOOOOHHHHH!
DUMB DOG!
OH NO!
THERE GOES THE GREA
INSPECTOR GADGET!
VROOM! VROOM!
GREAT INSPECTOR GADGET!
GREAT INSPECTOR GADGET!
WAIT A MINUTE!
SOUNDS LIKE SOMEONE'S CALLING
THE GREAT INSPECTOR GADGET.
GO, GO GADGET EAR!
OH GREAT INSPECTOR GADGET,
IT'S AN HONOR TO MEET YOU
YOU DON'T HAVE TO SHOUT I'M
NOT DEAF YOU KNOW
SAY, WHO ARE YOU ANYHOW?
CORPORAL CAPEMAN,
REPORTING FOR DUTY!
REPORTING FOR DUTY?
THE CHIEF DIDN'T SAY HE WAS
SENDING ANY REINFORCEMENTS
I'M VOLUNTEERING INSPECTOR
I WANT TO BE YOUR ASSISTANT!
INSPECTOR GADGE
ALWAYS WORKS ALONE,
CORPORAL YOU'RE GOING
TO HAVE TO VOLUNTEER FOR
SOMETHING
ELSE GO, GO GADGET CAR!
DUMB BIKE!
FORE WARNED IS
FORE ARMED GADGET!
YES HONORABLE DOCTOR?
WE HAVE AN
UNFORESEEN PROBLEM NINJA
INSPECTOR GADGE
IS ON HIS WAY..
WHAT DO YOU WISH ME TO
DO, HONORABLE DOCTOR?
ELIMINATE HIM
YOUR WISH IS MY COMMAND!
GOODBYE, GADGET HA, HA, HA!
GO, GO GADGET GLASSES!
GOOD THE MINT'S STILL
THERE EVERYTHING LOOKS
NORMAL THA
MAKES ME SUSPICIOUS!
GOOD MORNING OFFICERS I'M
INSPECTOR GADGET.
I'M INVESTIGATING A
M.A.D. PLOT TO STEAL
ALL THE GOLD IN THE MINT
YOU SEE ANY M.A.D.
AGENTS AROUND?
HUMPH!
NOTHING HUH?
WELL, I 'LL JUST HAVE A LOOK
AROUND AND SEE IF ANYTHING IS
SUSPICIOUS GO,
GO GADGET WHEELS.
UGH!
IT'S OKAY, I'M WITH
HIM. I'M HIS NEW ASSISTANT..
(MUFFLED CRIES)
THE ROPE TICKLES?
MUMPH!
NO, NO. YOU DON '
HAVE TO THANK ME!
HAVE A NICE DAY
RUFF, RUFF!
STRANGE NOBODY
ANSWERS THE BELL
CORPORAL CAPEMAN
REPORTING FOR DUTY SIR!
I DON'T NEED ANY HELP THIS
PLACE IS QUIET AS A GRAVEYARD
ON HALLOWEEN!
MAYBE THEY'RE HIDING AROUND
HERE SOMEWHERE DISGUISED?
I ' V E SEARCHED
HIGH AND LOW
THERE'S NOTHING SUSPICIOUS
DO YOU THINK THEY COULD
HAVE GOTTEN IN THROUGH THERE,
GREAT INSPECTOR?
GOOD THINKING CAPEMAN!
I'll GO SEE.
IF THERE WAS A
LITTLE MORE WIND,
I COULD FLY UP THERE!
WELL, I HAVE THE SOLUTION.
GO, GO GADGET COPTER.
GREAT NSPECTORI YOU CHECK I
OUT UP THERE AND I ' LL KEEP
AN EYE OUT HERE, BOSS!
BOSS? BOSS.
NICE RING TO IT..
TELL ME I F YOU SEE ANY
SUSPICIOUS CHARACTERS!
NOTHING GETS PAST THESE EAGLE
EYES!
STRANGE, NOTHING
SUSPICIOUS SO FAR,
I WONDER IF THE
CHIEF MADE A MISTAKE?
THAT'S THE LAST ONE,
WE CLEANED I T OUT!
NOW ALL WE GOTTA DO IS TRAP
GADGET AND SET THE BOMB
I'M LOOKING FORWARD TO THAT!!
ROW ROW!
PENNY: BRAIN! WHAT'S WRONG,
BRAIN?
THERE'S A BUNCH OF M.A.D.
AGENTS ON THE ROOF
OF THE MINT AND THEY
HAVE ALL THE GOLD?
(RUFF )
UNCLE GADGET IS IN THE
BUILDING AND THERE IS
SOME SORT OF TRAP?
AND A BOMB!?
SEE IF YOU CAN STOP
THEM I'll DO WHAT I CAN!
JUST LET THEM TRY TO
TAKE CORPORAL CAPEMAN!
AHA!
A CLUE!
VERY SUBTLE BUT I
DOESN'T FOOL THE GREA
INSPECTOR GADGET!
GO, GO GADGET SKATES!
WHOA, WHOA GADGET SKATES!
LET'S GET OUT OF HERE
BEFORE I T EXPLODES!
RELAX, I T WON'T EXPLODE
FOR AT LEAST TWO MINUTES.
WHOA!
(GRUNTS)
FINE TIME
FOR A POWER FAILURE!
GO GO GADGET FLASHLIGHT!
THIS IS AN AWFULLY BIG
ROOM TO STORE A CRATE..
DO WHATEVER YOU
CAN TO GAIN TIME,
BRAIN!
I 'LL CONTACT QUIMBY
AND BE ON MY WAY!
ARF ARF!
SO!
A KILLER ATTACK DOG!
I 'M NOT AFRAID OF YOU!
SHOOOOSH!
ARF ARF!
WHA!
GIVE ME BACK THA
CAPE YOU YOU..
BAD DOG!
ANY SIGN OF THE M.A.D. COPTER?
NOT YET. BUT I
BETTER HURRY.
THE BOMB IS GOING
TO GO OFF AT TWELVE.
LOOK AT THIS ALL THIS
SECURITY AND IT DOESN'T EVEN
KEEP THE RIGHT TIME..
NOW THAT'S BETTER.
COME BACK HERE WITH MY CAPE!
AHA!
VILLAINS!
YOU'RE ALL UNDER ARREST!
GET HIM!
OFF, GRUNT, YOU
CAN'T DO THIS!
I'M CORPORAL CAPEMAN.
SO, GADGET'S GO
AN ASSISTANT
ARF ARF!
GET THIS MUTT OFF OF ME!
GET OFF OF ME YOU IDIOT!
OKAY, I ' M GETTING
SERIOUS NOW I KNOW KARATE!
WAH
I TOLD YOU, NO ONE
STOPS CORPORAL CAPEMAN!
HERE COMES THE COPTER!
GIVE YOURSELVES
UP, WE HAVE YOU SURROUNDED.
OUT OF MY WAY
I'M FIRST
NO! I AM..
DON'T WORRY, I'VE GO
EVERYTHING UNDER CONTROL
WAH!
BRAIN!
WHO IS THAT MASKED MARVEL?
I'M CORPORAL CAPEMAN,
INSPECTOR GADGET'S NEW
ASSISTANTI
I DIDN'
KNOW GADGET WAS GETTING AN
ASSISTANT, BUT HE
PICKED A BRAVE MAN!
UNCLE GAGET IS
LOCKED IN THE VAULT?!
WITH A BOMB!
GADGET:
AH HA, GOT YOU!
TRYING TO GE
THIS VALUABLE CLOCK,
HUH?
GADGET!
GADGET: CHIEF! WHAT A SURPRISE!
SAY, IS THIS YOUR CLOCK?
YOU SHOULD GET IT FIXED!
DON'T WORRY, GADGET, WE
HAVE THE GOLD AND THE
THIEVES THANKS TO YOU AND
YOUR ASSISTANT CAPEMAN HERE.
YOU KNOW WHAT I
ALWAYS SAY, CHIEF,
I T TAKES TALEN
TO SPOT TALENT!
WELL, I DON'T KNOW GADGET.
BUT YOU COULDN'T HAVE PICKED A
BRAVER OR MORE TALENTED MAN.
GADGET HASN'
BEEN ELIMINATED!!!
MEOW!
GET ME THE NINJA
YOU SUMMONED DOCTOR CLAW?
(MEOW!)
YOU FAILED ME, NINJA.
UH, BUT, UH
DON'T GIVE ME EXCUSES!
IF YOU WANT TO SAVE YOUR
NECK YOU'D BETTER DISPOSE OF
GADGET AND HIS
ASSISTANT, NOW!
DID HE SURPRISE YOU MADCAT?
IMAGINE WHA
HE'LL DO TO GADGET..
HA HA HA
THIS WILL BE YOUR
NEW HEADQUARTERS,
CAP-MAN
I'll JUST FLY OVER IT I
LIKE TO STAY IN PRACTICE..
WAH!
THE COAST IS CLEAR,
GREAT INSPECTOR GADGET,
WE WEREN'T FOLLOWED
THIS CAPEMAN IS
SHARP ALWAYS THINKING..
OOF!
NO SOUND OF
APPROACHING HOOFBEATS,
EITHER!
GOOD THINKING,
CAP-MAN LET'S GO INSIDE
BUT UNCLE GADGET!
YOU MUST DEACTIVATE THE DOOR!
OH, OH!
I TESTED THE DOOR
SECURITY IT'S WORKING
FINE
GOOD WORK, CAP-MAN. LET'S
GO IN AND GET YOU SETTLED.
(SNORE) (MUMBLE IN SLEEP)
(SNORE)
OH NO YOU DON'T DOCTOR CLAW.
GO GO GADGET ARMS!
OOF!
ARF! ARF!
WHAT IS IT, BRAIN?
ARF!
GADGET: YOU'RE
ALL UNDER ARREST
HUH?
UNCLE GADGET IS JUST
JUST TALKING IN HIS SLE
ARF ARF ARF!
SHUSH BOY. SHUSH
(GROWL)
RUFF RUFF! (WAKE UP)
IT ' S TOO EARLY
BRAIN GO PLAY WITH PENNY
(ALARM CLOCK RINGS)
CLOCK: GOOD MORNING
INSPECTOR GADGET!
(GIGGLING) NO NO STOP IT!
WOWSERS!
I'VE GOT TO GO
TO BED EARLIER
I'M STILL SLEEPY
UNCLE GADGET!
WHAT'S WRONG?
BRAIN, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
ARF! ARF! ARF!
I THINK BRAIN
WANTS HIS BREAKFAST.
BUT IT'S MIDNIGHT!
ARF! ARF! ARF!
THERE'S A
BURGLAR IN THE HOUSE?
AND HE TRIED TO
GET UNCLE GADGET?
A BURGLAR?
IMPOSSIBLE.
NO ONE COULD GET PAS
THE GADGET SECURITY!
ON THE OTHER HAND.
WAIT! STOP!
YIKES!
YIKES!
OUCH!
OW! OW! OW OW!
MOMMY?
STOP!
I DON'T THINK
THIS IS VERY FUNNY..
STOP!
I GIVE UP!
WAH..
WOAH!
NOT AGAIN YIKES!
OWOOOOCH!
YOU DON'T GE
CORPORAL CAPEMAN THAT EASY!
DON'T MOVE.
I HAVE A DANGEROUS WEAPON!
NO MORE I GIVE UP!
STAND BACK PENNY.
I'll HANDLE THIS.
OH MY!
NO MORE. NO MORE!
KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK CAPEMAN!
TELL ME HOW YOU
DID IT AGAIN
IT WAS NOTHING
GREAT INSPECTOR GADGET.
WHEN HE SAW ME IN MY CAPE
HE JUST LOST HIS SPIRIT.
DID I PICK THE RIGHT MAN
FOR MY ASSISTANT OR NOT?
MEOW!
NOW GADGET!
WE PLAY FOR KEEPS!
YOU KNOW PENNY, YOU SHOULD
NEVER RIDE YOUR BIKE WHEN YOU
HAVE LOOSE CLOTHES OR
CAPES FLAPPING AROUND.
YOUR CLOTHES COULD GET CAUGH
IN THE CHAIN OR THE SPOKES AND
YOU COULD GET HURT.
VROOM VROOM!
YOU SHOULD ALWAYS
THINK AHEAD AND MAKE SURE
EVERYTHING IS IN
THE RIGHT PLACE.