Inspector Gadget (1983) s02e05 Episode Script

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- INSPECTOR GADGET ♪
HOO-HOO ♪
INSPECTOR GADGET ♪
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INSPECTOR GADGET ♪
HOO-HOO ♪
INSPECTOR GADGET ♪
GO, GADGET, GO ♪
GO, GADGET, GO ♪
INSPECTOR GADGET ♪
HOO-HOO ♪
INSPECTOR GADGET ♪
YOU 'RE A LUCKY ONE CAPEMAN..
THANKS TO MY EXPERT TEACHING,
YOU KNOW HOW TO WASH DISHES,
THE WALLS OF THE
GADGET-HOUSE, AND THE CAR.
YES, INSPECTOR!
ALL RIGHT: NOW, I'll START TO
TEACH YOU THE RULES OF CRIME
FIGHTING!
HERE, HOLD THIS.
RULE NUMBER ONE.
THE LAW IS THE
SAME FOR EVERYONE,
NO MATTER WHO.
NO EXCEPTIONS!
FOR INSTANCE, THAT STREE
CLEANER'S CART IS PARKED
ILLEGALLY.
EVEN THOUGH I
IS A CITY SERVICE,
IT MUST BE TICKETED!
ABSOLUTELY RIGHT.
OH GREAT INSPECTOR
(RINGING)
INSPECTOR GADGET HERE.
YES, CHIEF, I 'LL
BE RIGHT THERE.
HERE ARE YOUR
SECRET INSTRUCTIONS,
GADGET.
FOR MAD'S EIGHTH ANNIVERSARY,
EIGHT BOLD CRIMES ARE
SCHEDULED TO BE COMMITTED.
STOP THEM!
THIS MESSAGE
WILL SELF DESTRUCT.
WHAT'S THIS!?
YOU'RE ILLEGALLY
PARKED, CHIEF.
INSPECTOR GADGE
IS ALWAYS ON DUTY.
AND SO IS CORPORAL CAPEMAN.
I'M FLYING.
WHEEE!!
(LAUGHS) WELL, GADGET, WHILE
YOU'RE BUSY TEACHING YOUR
ASSISTANT ABOUT LAW.
I'll SHOW METRO CITY MY
UNLIMITED POWER WITH EIGH
CRIMES.
WE'RE READY, DR. CLAW!
METRO CITY MUSEUM.
CRIME NUMBER ONE!!
TELL ME WHAT YOU
OBSERVE, CAPEMAN.
WELL, I SEE A CROWD LOOKING A
THE FABULOUS CLOPPMAN DIAMOND.
IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE
WORTH A COOL MILLION.
NEXT RULE, MY YOUNG
APPRENTICE: HOW TO RECOGNIZE A
FAKE FROM THE REAL THING.
NOW, TO INVESTIGATE.
(ALARM SOUNDS)
(GASP)
SHHHHH!
FALSE ALARM
FOLKS, DON'T WORRY!
NOW LET'S CONTINUE.
THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A
FAKE AND THE REAL THING
(COUGH, COUGH)
WHAT IS THIS!
ACHOO!
(COUGH! COUGH!)
(COUGH! COUGH!)
THE TRACKING DEVICE
IS ALL SET!
BRAIN!
(COUGH, COUGH) SAY, THIS
PLACE IS FILLED WITH SMOKE.
DON'T THESE PEOPLE KNOW IT'S
AGAINST THE LAW TO SMOKE IN
THE MUSEUM.
GO, GO GADGET LEGS!
THERE, THAT'S BETTER.
BRAIN, I'M GOING TO
FOLLOW THE MAD AGENTS.
YOU MAKE SURE UNCLE
GADGET GETS THIS CLUE.
RIGHT!
THIS ROOF IS A GREAT PLACE TO
OBSERVE LAWBREAKERS WITHOU
THEM SEEING US.
HMMMMM.
AHA, WHAT DID I TELL YOU.
LOOK DOWN THERE.
TELL ME WHAT YOU OBSERVE, SON.
I SEE A LITTLE OLD LADY
HOLDING A CANDLE AND STANDING
NEXT TO A BAKER'S PUSH CART.
- EXACTLY.
UNDOUBTEDLY A MAD AGENT WHO
STOLE THAT BAKERY MAN'S CAR
FULL OF BAKED GOODS.
YOU THERE, STOP, THIEF!
(ROW!) EEK!
ALLOW ME THE
HONOR OF THE ARREST,
OH WONDERFUL INSPECTOR.
IMPETUOUS YOUTH.
GO, GO GADGET COPTER!
I'M FLYING!
WHEE!
YEEEE
YIIII
WHOA
FOLLOW THAT OLD LADY.
POLICE BUSINESS.
WHOA!
UH!
HMMMMM.
ANOTHER CLUE.
HEY CAPMAN!
WAIT FOR ME!
ONE DOWN AND SEVEN TO GO.
IT'LL BE A BRIGH
ANNIVERSARY, MAD CAT.
(LAUGH)
PENNY:
BRAIN, COME IN BRAIN!
BRAIN, LEAD UNCLE GADGE
AND CAPEY TO THE
METRO CITY ART CENTER.
THAT'S WHERE THE POSSIBLE
ROBBERY COULD TAKE PLACE.
I 'LL JOIN YOU THERE.
WOW!
CAPEMAN:
HEY! WAIT, MAD AGENT!
HUH!
UMPH!
WOW!
GO, GO GADGET HANDCUFFS!
HUH?
SAY, LITTLE GIRL, DID
YOU SEE A LITTLE OLD LADY?
THAT EVIL MAD AGEN
SCARED THE LITTLE GIRL.
LET'S GO, CAPMAN!
OH!
BRAIN! COME IN, HURRY!
THAT'S DANGEROUS!
CAPMAN, WHILE I GIVE THA
GIRL A GOOD TALKING TO,
YOU LOOK FOR THA
LADY MAD AGENT!
YESSIR!
NOW THEN, LITTLE GIRL.
DO YOU REALIZE HOW
DANGEROUS IT IS TO JAYWALK?
OH, NO.
OOP!
HUH?!
HI, CLEANING MEN!
HAVE YOU SEEN A SUSPICIOUS
LOOKING LITTLE OLD
LADY INSIDE?
FIRST CAN YOU
HELP US WITH THESE?
CORPORAL CAPEMAN IS ALWAYS
READY TO LEND A HELPING HAND.
HERE, LET ME GET THOSE.
THANKS A LOT.
OUR BOSS WILL APPRECIATE IT.
JUST AS I THOUGHT.
I HAVE TO FIND A WAY TO
STOP THESE MAD AGENTS
OKAY, GO AHEAD.
IN ANY CASE.
HEY, WAITI!
HEY KID, DON'T YOU
KNOW HITCH-HIKING,
IS AGAINST THE LAW?
ARE YOU OKAY, LITTLE GIRL?
WELL, I HOPE YOU
LEARNED YOUR LESSON.
NO MORE JAYWALKING AND
NO MORE HITCH-HIKING!
IT'S OKAY, BRAIN.
WE'LL JUST HAVE TO TRACK THE
VAN TO THEIR NEXT CRIME AND
SOMEHOW MAKE UNCLE
GADGET STOP THEM.
BIRTHDAY PRESEN
NUMBER THREE COMING UP,
DR. CLAW.
WONDERFUL!
WHY ARE WE
STOPPING HERE, INSPECTOR?
REMEMBER WHAT I SAID
ABOUT STRONG EVIDENCE?
WELL, THAT MAY LOOK LIKE
AN ORDINARY ARMORED CAR,
BUT MY INSTINCT SAYS
IT MAY BE A MAD VAN!
POLICE.
LET'S SEE SOME IDENTIFICATION.
WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?!
SHHHHHH!
TOO MANY ROBBERIES AROUND!
SO, WE'RE TAKING THE MONEY TO
THE BANK IN THAT UNMARKED VAN.
(CHUCKLE) SO THAT'S IT?
GLAD TO HELP!!
ROWOOO!
OW.
OOH!
OH, BROTHER
WELL, YOUR ID CHECKS OUT,
BUT YOU'RE PARKED IN
FRONT 0F A FIREPLUG.
MOVE ALONG BEFORE I
HAVE YOU TOWED AWAY.
GOOD LUCK, AND
I'll KEEP THE SECRET!
(SIGH)
AH HA!
OUCH!
WHAT?!
THAT'S-- AH HA!
THE GREAT INSPECTOR IS GIVING
ME A TEST ON LAW AND ORDER BY
PARKING NEXT TO
A FIRE HYDRANT.
WHAT WAS RULE
NUMBER ONE, AGAIN.
OH SPECTACULAR BOSS?
GADGET: THE LAW IS
THE SAME FOR EVERYONE.
NO EXCEPTIONS! WHY?
JUST WANTED TO BE SURE.
TAKE IT AWAY!
WELL DONE, CAPEMAN, YOU
SAVE US A LOT OF WORK!
IT'S A LITTLE LATE, BU
HERE'S YOUR INVITATION,
GADGET!
SO I FOLLOWED RULE ONE AND HAD
YOU TOWED TO THE IMPOUND YARD.
HEE, HEE, HEE.
THIS'LL BE THE END
OF YOU, GADGET!!
(GROWL)
HEY! OW.
AHH!
IF SOMEONE DOESN'T WARN
THEM, THINGS WILL GET WORSE.
I'VE
GOT TO STOP THIS.
GO, GO GADGET ARMS!
I SAW THAT.
IF YOU WANT TO
KEEP YOUR JOB, FELLA,
BE A LITTLE MORE CAREFUL
HOW YOU PARK THE CARS.
(PHEW)
ALL RIGHT, CAPMAN! TIME
TO GET BACK TO WORK.
BACK THE CAR DOWN!
CONSIDER I
DONE, OH GREAT ONE!
WHEE!
GO, GO GADGET LEGS!
WOWSERS!
WOW!
PENNY:
BRAIN, COME IN.
BRAIN, WHERE ARE YOU?
THE MAD AGENTS ARE AT IT AGAIN
AT THE METRO CITY HARBOR.
A SPECIAL THANKS FROM YOUR
FAVORITE CHARITY, FOLKS,
MAD'S DR. CLAW!
(LAUGH) NOW ALL WE HAVE TO
DO IS TAKE CARE OF THE PORT.
PLACE THE CANDLE!
NICE DRIVING, CAPMAN.
I THINK YOU'RE ALMOS
READY TO TRY FORWARD GEARS.
WOWSERS!
GO, GO GADGET CAR LIFTERS!
SOMETHING'S FISHY.
CAPMAN, PARK THE CAR WHILE
I CHECK OUT THIS WAREHOUSE.
CHECK, INSPECTOR.
MAD AGENTS ARE
HIDING IN THIS WAREHOUSE.
YOU CAN'T FOOL
THESE GADGET EYES.
DON'T MOVE! YOU'RE
UNDER ARREST!
OKAY, PUT YOUR HANDS UP
AND FORM A SINGLE LINE.
BUT WE'RE SINKING.
A WAREHOUSE SINKING?
NOT LIKELY, MY MAD FRIEND.
WE'RE NOT MAD AGENTS.
WE'RE INNOCENT RICH PEOPLE
WHO WERE ROBBED BY MAD AGENTS.
THAT'S SIMPLE TO PROVE.
SHOW ME SOME ID,
OTHER THAN THIS CANDLE.
THEY TOOK OUR WALLETS.
JUST AS I THOUGHT.
A GANG OF CLEVERLY
DISGUISED MAD AGENTS.
WELL, IT WON'T WORK.
WOWSERS!
WA
HOW INSIDIOUS, A
SINKING WAREHOUSE.
JUST IN THE NICK OF TIME.
TAKE THEM AWAY!
I HAVE TO
PREPARE MY NEXT CASE.
GO, GO GADGET LEGS.
LOOKS AS THOUGH MAD HAS
FINALLY MADE THEIR MOVE.
WE'VE GOT TO ROUND UP
THE REST OF THE GANG.
I GUESS THE AIR
CONDITIONER IS OUT OF ORDER.
BETTER HEAD HOME.
THAT'S RIGHT, GADGET,
YOU'D BETTER GO HOME.
A WONDERFUL PRESENT FROM ME
IS WAITING FOR YOU THERE.
PREPARE FOR THE
LAST TWO CANDLES!
NUMBER SEVEN.
DESTROY THE GADGET HOUSE.
AND NUMBER EIGHT.
DESTROY GADGET!!
(LAUGH)
THAT'S GOOD.
UNCLE GADGET AND
CAPEY ARE SAFE AT HOME.
NOW, I'VE GOT TO PUT THE HOUSE
ON TOP SECURITY TO PROTEC
THEM UNTIL THE
CHIEF GETS HERE.
WHAT'S PENNY UP TO NOW?
WOW.
WELL, HOW WAS YOUR FIRST DAY
AS TRAINEE POLICE INSPECTOR,
CAPMAN?
GREAT!
YOU'RE THE GREATEST TEACHER!
NOW, NEXT RULE: TO
ALWAYS TRUST YOUR CHIEF.
LOOK!!
CHIEF QUIMBY IS
SENDING TWO BACKUP' AGENTS.
SENT YOU TWO TO HELP, AY!?
BUT, GOOD INSPECTOR,
THEY LOOK LIKE MAD AGENTS.
WHAT BETTER COVER.
BESIDES, THE CHIEF WOULD
NEVER SEND MAD AGENTS.
PERFECT LOGIC.
WHY DIDN'T I THINK OF THAT?
RIGHT THIS WAY, FELLAS.
AND BE CAREFUL.
IF THE CHIEF SENT YOU, THERE
MUST BE MAD AGENTS ON THE
PREMISES.
WE KNOW.
PENNY:
BRAIN!
I'VE CONTACTED THE CHIEF.
UNTIL HE GETS THERE,
TAKE CARE OF UNCLE GADGET!
WOW!!
AHA, MORE CANDLE LITTERING!
LET'S SPLIT UP AND FIND OU
WHO'S LITTERING AROUND HERE!
CAPMAN AND I WILL START A
THE TOP AND WORK OUR WAY DOWN,
YOU FELLAS TAKE THE
BASEMENT AND WORK YOUR WAY UP.
YES SIR, INSPECTOR.
HE TOOK THE CANDLES AWAY.
THAT MADE OUR JOB EASIER!
REMEMBER THE RULES?
WOWSERS!
Ok CAPMAN, WHICH ONE
APPLIES IN THIS CASE?
TO IDENTIFY A
FAKE AT FIRST SIGHT.
CORRECT.
THAT BUSH IS
DEFINITELY A FAKE.
IT'S SURELY MAD.
BRILLIANT, MY ILLUSTRIUS
LEADER.
THE NEXT RULE IS A COMPLETE
AND THOROUGH INTERROGATION.
I SHALL NOW CAPTURE HIM FOR THE
INTERROGATION.
FLY, CAPEMAN!
FLY!
GOT YA!
ALL RIGHT, START TALKING!
THINK WE SHOULD BE LEAVING?
YOU BET.
THERE'S ENOUGH EXPLOSIVES
IN THOSE BIRTHDAY CANDLES
GADGET'S BEEN GATHERING UP TO
BLOW THIS PLACE I SKY HIGH.
(LAUGH)
ALL RIGHT, IF YOU
WON'T TALK HERE,
WE'LL JUST HAVE TO TAKE
YOU DOWN TO HEADQUARTERS.
IT'S OKAY.
FELLAS, YOU CAN LEAVE.
WE'VE GOT THE CULPRIT.
HEY GUYS, TAKE THIS EVIDENCE
BACK TO POLICE HEADQUARTERS.
GO, GO. GADGET COPTER!
I'll SET THE CONTROL
FOR THE BOMB CANDLES!
YOU FORGOT SOMETHING.
IN ANY CASE, WE GOT THEM
AND THOSE RICH FOLKS ARE
SAFE AND SOUND.
ALL IN A DAY'S WORK, CHIEF.
AND HERE'S THE LAS
OF THE MAD AGENTS,
CHIEF. CAREFUL,
HE'S A TOUGH ONE.
(LAUGHS)
YOU'VE RUINED MY MAD
ANNIVERSARY, GADGET!
I'll GET YOU NEXT TIME!
I'll GET YOU!!
GARDENING
CAN BE A LOT OF FUN.
THAT'S RIGHT, PENNY.
BUT THERE'S ONE VERY
IMPORTANT PART OF GARDENING.
A GOOD GARDENER ALWAYS
FINISHES HIS JOB BY CLEANING
UP AFTERWARDS AND
PUTTING AWAY HIS TOOLS.
THAT'S RIGHT.
THEN THEY'RE READY
FOR THE NEXT JOB.
AND IT HELPS PREVENT ACCIDENTS.
YOU'RE ABSOLUTELY RIGHT,
GLORIOUS INSPECTOR.