Inspector Gadget (1983) s02e07 Episode Script

Gadget in Minimadness

1
[SIREN]
[SIREN]
- INSPECTOR GADGET ♪
HOO-HOO ♪
INSPECTOR GADGET ♪
[EXPLOSION]
INSPECTOR GADGET ♪
HOO-HOO ♪
INSPECTOR GADGET ♪
GO, GADGET, GO ♪
GO, GADGET, GO ♪
INSPECTOR GADGET ♪
HOO-HOO ♪
INSPECTOR GADGET ♪
TV ANNOUNCER:
"GADGET FOILS MAD ATTEMPT A
ROBBING THE WORLD'S
LARGEST BANK!"
"INSPECTOR GADGET FOILS
MAD PLOT TO KIDNAP WORLD'S
WEALTHIEST SIAMESE TWINS!
ABLY ASSISTED BY CAPEMAN!"
"GADGET IMPERSONATES KING OF
NOSTROVIA AND FOILS MAD PLO
TO TAKE OVER THE COUNTRY."
GET THE PICTURE,
PROFESSOR DUMMKOPF?
YOU'RE NOT TOO
PLEASED WITH GADGET?
I WANT HIM CRUSHED!
I WANT HIM SMASHED!
I WANT HIM
FLATTENED AND DESTROYED,
AND YOU MUST FIND
A WAY, OR ELSE!
YOU CAN (GULPS)
RELY ON ME, DR. CLAW!
I HAVE HERE JUST THE
ANSWER TO THE GADGET PROBLEM!
BEHOLD, THE LINGUINIS!
THE ULTIMATE WEAPON TO
ELIMINATE INSPECTOR GADGET!
BRAVO, LINGUINIS.
AND NOW, MY LITTLE DARLINGS,
ARE WE READY TO SHOW DR. CLAW
HOW WE WILL DEAL
WITH INSPECTOR GADGET?
NOW GET GADGET!
BYE BYE, CAPMAN.
DO WELL A
SECRET AGENT SCHOOL.
I'M GOING TO MISS THAT BOY.
AFTER ALL, I TAUGH
HIM EVERYTHING HE KNOWS.
YES, I REMEMBER
WHEN I WAS A YOUNG,
EAGER, SECRET AGEN
LIKE CAPEMAN AND
( WHAT'S WITH THOSE
CONFOUNDED BELLS,
CAN'T BE CHRISTMAS ALREADY!
IT'S YOUR SECRE
GADGET PHONE, UNCLE GADGET.
PRECISELY, PENNY.
SO SECRET THAT EVEN I
FAILED TO RECOGNIZE IT.
INSPECTOR GADGET HERE
YES, CHIEF
I'M ON MY WAY!
BETTER WAIT HERE KIDS, I'VE
GOT A SECRET YOU-KNOW-WHAT,
WITH YOU-KNOW-WHO.
HE'S MEETING
WITH CHIEF QUIMBY.
COME ON, BRAIN.
SUSPECT MAD'S EVIL PROFESSOR
DUMMKOPF TO MAKE DIREC
ATTEMPT ON GADGET'S LIFE.
EXTREME CAUTION RECOMMENDED.
THIS MESSAGE
WILL SELF-DESTRUCT.
GOT IT CHIEF.
WITH CAPEMAN GONE, PERHAPS
YOU'D BETTER COME DOWN TO
HEADQUARTERS WITH ME
UNTIL THIS BLOWS OVER.
I'll DO BETTER
THAN THAT., CHIEF.
I'll LOCK MYSELF IN
THE GADGET HOUSE.
THAT WAY, I'll BE AS
SAFE AS IF I WAS WITH YOU.
(SIGHS) I WISH HE
HADN'T SAID THAT.
(SIGHS) I WISH HE
HADN'T SAID THAT.
KEEP A CLOSE WATCH
ON UNCLE GADGET,
BRAIN.
I 'LL BE IN TOUCH.
BYE, UNCLE GADGET.
BE CAREFUL.
YOU BE CAREFUL TOO, PENNY.
THIS IS A VERY THICK FOG.
THIS IS A VERY THICK FOG.
BETTER CLOSE THE GARAGE DOOR.
GO GO GADGET DOOR.
OUCH!
OUR HOUSE IS HIGHLY PROTECTED!
OUR HOUSE IS HIGHLY PROTECTED!
SO YOU SEE, BRAIN, WITH
INSPECTOR GADGET'S FINGER ON
THE CONTROLS, NO MAD AGEN
COULD POSSIBLY GAIN ENTRANCE
TO THIS HOUSE!
WELL WHAT DO YOU
KNOW, JUST WHAT I NEEDED,
A NURSE.
THANKS FOR CALLING HER BRAIN.
WHERE ARE YOUR MANNERS, BRAIN!
LET'S LET THE NICE
NURSE IN TO FIX MY FINGER.
AH, WON'T YOU COME IN, MISS?
(PANTING)
SHAME ON YOU, BRAIN.
IS THIS ANY WAY TO WELCOME A
NURSE ON AN ERRAND OF MERCY?
NOW, BE A GOOD BOY
AND MOVE OUT OF MY WAY.
WELCOME NURSE.
YOU SURE GOT HERE FAST.
ABOUT THIS FINGER
STOP THAT BRAIN!
EXCUSE ME MA'AM!
I'll JUST PUT THE DOG OUTSIDE.
MAKE YOURSELF AT HOME.
CURSES!
WE MISSED.
QUICKLY, HIDE,
BEFORE THE FOOL RETURNS!
WELL, I'M BACK.
HEY.
WHERE DID SHE GO?
(CALLS) OH, NURSE!
NURSIE POO!
WOWSERS!
WONDER WHERE SHE WENT.
MUST BE THE SHY TYPE.
BUT NOT THAT SHY!
SHE'LL CATCH A GOOD
COLD WITHOUT THESE.
OH MISS.
MISS NURSE.
COME OUT, COME OUT,
WHEREVER YOU ARE,
YOU NAUGHTY THING.
I READ YOU BRAIN.
FIVE SUSPICIOUS LITTLE
CHARACTERS ARE IN THE HOUSE.
KEEP AN EYE ON UNCLE GADGET.
I'll BE HOME AS SOON
AS MY FINALS ARE OVER.
DON'T BE SHY, NURSIE.
IF YOU HAVE TO
OPERATE ON MY FINGER,
I CAN TAKE IT.
I'M BRAVE.
NOPE, SHE'S NOT I N HERE.
WOWSERS!
WHOAA..
WHOAA..
WHOAA..
EEEK!!
NO SIGN OF HER DOWN HERE.
I'll HAVE TO TELL THAT NURSE,
SHE DOESN'T HAVE TO DO HOUSE
CLEANING.
THIS IS GETTING RIDICULOUS.
LET'S GET OUTTA HERE!
NURSE, WHERE ARE YOU?
OH, THERE YOU ARE.
WELL, THIS I S
THE SORE FINGER!
WHOAAA!!!
WHAT?
SHE REALLY MUS
BE A SHY PERSON.
THE FIVE
SUSPECTS ARE THE EVIL,
MAD AGENTS THE LINGUINIS.
TRY TO GET TO THE REMOTE
CONTROL UNIT FOR THE HOUSE.
IT'S IN MY BEDROOM.
OVER AND OUT.
NO MORE EXCUSES, GADGET SHOULD
HAVE BEEN DESTROYED BY NOW.
DON'T WORRY DR. CLAW, MY
NEXT PLAN IS FOOLPROOF!
FOR YOUR SAKE I T BETTER BE.
FOR YOUR SAKE I T BETTER BE.
FOR YOUR SAKE I T BETTER BE.
ALL IS READY, MY LITTLE
DARLINGS?
THIS TIME WE WILL NOT FAIL.
(LAUGHS)
PLEASE, KIND SIR,
WOULD YOU BABYSIT MY
FIVE ADORABLE BABIES,
WHILE I GO TO THE STORE?
WHY ME?
THANK YOU.
MY WHAT CUTE LITTLE BABIES.
COOTCHY COO, LITTLE ANGELS!
NICE BABIES.
WOWSERS!
OUCH, OUCH, WOWSERS YOU LITTLE
DARLINGS MUST BE HUNGRY.
CALM DOWN NOW, AND
UNCLE GADGET WILL FEED YOU.
JUST HANG IN THERE KIDS.
OH, NURSE!
NOW WHERE DID SHE GO?
PROBABLY UPSTAIRS TO
FIX A BED FOR THEIR NAP.
FOOD'S ON THE WAY.
FOOD!
DID HE SAY FOOD?
AHH, FOOTSTEPS, I
MUST BE THE NURSE.
OH NURSE, I NEED YOUR HELP!
I SURE HOPE SHE'S
DRESSED PROPERLY OUCH!
HUH?
GONE AGAIN?!
OH, NURSE!
SHE'S NOT HERE EITHER, I'D
BETTER FEED THE LITTLE TYKES
MYSELF!
WOWSERS!
WELL, LOOK WHO'S HERE.
OUR LITTLE
TROUBLE-MAKING DOGGIE.
HAVE A BONE DOGGIE.
HAVE FIVE.
COMING CHILDREN.
WOWSERS!
GO GO GADGET ARM.
WOWSERS!
IT'S FOOD TIME, KIDS!
HMMM.
I SEE YOU'VE EATEN!
YOU LITTLE KIDS ARE A MESS.
JUST SIT TIGHT FOR A SECOND
WHILE I TURN ON THE GADGE
KITCHEN HELPER.
OUCH!
IT'S ONE OF THESE BUTTONS.
HMM, THE KIDS MUS
HAVE GONE UPSTAIRS!
COMING KIDS!
THERE YOU ARE, YOU
CUTE LITTLE RASCALS.
TIME FOR BATHY-BYE.
COME WITH UNCLE GADGET.
SO THERE YOU ARE NURSE.
WE HAVE TO GIVE
THE BABIES A BATH.
GET ME A BAR OF SOAP
FROM THE HALL CLOSET.
WE'LL GET YOU A
BAR OF SOAP GADGET.
A BIG SOAP BOMB BAR OF SOAP.
YOU FOUND THE SOAP.
WELL DON'T JUST STAND THERE.
TOSS IT HERE!
GLADLY!
(GIGGLE)
WOWSERS!
WHAT'S GOTTEN INTO
MY RUBBER DUCKY?
I'D BETTER HAVE MY
GADGET'S CHECKED!
AND I BETTER GET A
NEW RUBBER DUCKY.
THIS ONE IS TOO MEAN!
THIS IS YOUR LAS
CHANCE PROFESSOR.
Y-Y-YES, DR. CLAW.
THIS TIME I REALLY BELIEVE
WE'VE ME UP WITH THE ULTIMATE
SOLUTION TO THE
GADGET PROBLEM!
BEHOLD.
MAN'S BEST FRIEND.
FIVE OF THEM!
AND GADGET'S WORST ENEMY!
(LAUGHS EVILLY)
THERE YOU ARE ALL
SQUEAKY CLEAN.
NOW FOR A NAP.
THE POOR KIDS ARE
ASLEEP ALREADY.
(CHUCKLES) WOWSERS!
WHAT'S GOTTEN INTO BRAIN!
I'VE GOT TO STOP HIM BEFORE
HE RUINS THE YARD COMPLETELY!
ARF ARF.
BRAIN.
I'VE TALKED TO CHIEF QUIMBY.
YOU'VE GOT TO GET THE
LINGUINIS INTO THE HOUSE AND
UNCLE GADGET OUT!
GOT IT?
THIS TIME YOU'VE
GONE TOO FAR BRAIN.
HUH, WHAT!!
BRAIN I WANT YOU TO
GO TO YOUR HOUSE.
BUT FIRST I WANT YOU TO
MOVE BACK INTO ONE DOG!
NO MORE NICE LINGUINIS!
OH NURSE, I WONDER IF YOU'D
CHECK MY EYES WHILE YOU'RE
HERE.
WOWSERS!
WOWSERS!
GO GO GADGET UMBRELLA!!
SOMEONE'S TAMPERING
WITH THE MAIN CONTROLS.
AND THOSE BABIES ARE IN'THERE.
I'VE GOT TO BREAK IN!
KEEP THE
LINGUINIS'S BUSY BRAIN!
I'M ALMOST HOME!
GADGET MUST BE HERE SOMEWHERE!
(GROWLING AND SNAPPING)
QUICKLY!
THE CHIMNEY, OF COURSE!
GO GO GADGET COPTER!
HEY, I DIDN'
ACTIVATE GADGET COAT!
WOWSERS!
MAYBE INSPECTOR GADGE
WILL COME WHEN BE KNOWS
WE HAVE HIS DOG!
LURE THEM TO THE
BEDROOM, BRAIN!
LURE THEM TO THE
BEDROOM, BRAIN!
(GIGGLES)
SHHHH.
QUICKLY!
GADGET MUST BE IN THERE TOO!
NOW, HERE'S MY
PLAN. (WHISPERING)
IT IS USELESS GADGET,
GIVE YOURSELF UP.
THERE HE IS!
GET HIM!
(GROWLING)
WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?
YIPES!
EEEKK!!!
GO GO GADGET LEGS.
NOW TO SEE IF THE
TYKES ARE STILL NAPPING.
HELP.
THE LINGUINIS SHOULD BE
FINISHED WITH GADGET BY NOW
DR. CLAW.
THAT'S PROBABLY
YOUR MOTHER, KIDS!
JUST IN TIME.
HUM WONDER WHAT PENNY'S TOYS
ARE DOING HERE I N THE HALL.
NO, NO!
HERE ARE YOUR
CHILDREN, MY GOOD WOMAN.
EXCUSE ME, I'VE GO
TO TURN OFF SOME TOYS.
UMPH!!!
HERE COMES CHIEF QUIMBY.
AND THERE GO THE
LINGUINIS
PROFESSOR:
WHAT WENT WRONG?!
LINGUINIS:
IT'S A LONG STORY.
WE'LL TELL YOU IN
DR. CLAW'S DUNGEON.
WE DID IT! (GIGGLING)
I DON'T KNOW HOW YOU DID
IT BUT YOU SURVIVED
ANOTHER MAD ATTEMPT, GADGET.
IT'S NOT MAD I'M
WORRIED ABOUT CHIEF.
IT'S THESE DARN
TOYS OF PENNY'S.
(GIGGLE)
I'll GET YOU YET GADGET!
IN AN EMERGENCY YOU CAN USE
ICE CREAM BAR STICKS FOR
SPLINTS FOR A SORE FINGER.
BUT DON'T TAKE CHANCES.
SEE A DOCTOR OR THE SCHOOL
NURSE FOR ANYTHING SERIOUS.
GOOD ADVICE, PENNY.
AND DON'T USE THE SORE
FINGER UNTIL IT FEELS BETTER.
WOWSERS!
OUCH!
YOU CAN NEVER FIND A
NURSE WHEN YOU NEED ONE.
Previous EpisodeNext Episode