Inspector Gadget (1983) s02e08 Episode Script

The Incredible Shrinking Gadget

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[SIREN]
[SIREN]
- INSPECTOR GADGET ♪
HOO-HOO ♪
INSPECTOR GADGET ♪
[EXPLOSION]
INSPECTOR GADGET ♪
HOO-HOO ♪
INSPECTOR GADGET ♪
GO, GADGET, GO ♪
GO, GADGET, GO ♪
INSPECTOR GADGET ♪
HOO-HOO ♪
INSPECTOR GADGET ♪
AH, MAD CA
I HAVE A SURPRISE FOR YOU.
A LITTLE TREA
(LAUGHS) DR. DUMMKOPF,
YOU HAVE THE
SHRINKING RAY-GUN READY?
ALL IS IN READINESS, DR. CLAW.
OBSERVE A SIMPLE
DEMONSTRATION.
GOOD. NOW USE IT ON GADGET.
I WANT HIM IN A CAGE
BEFORE THE DAY IS OVER.
- ALL RIGHT!
- WOW!!
EXCELLENT CAPMAN,
THAT'S WHAT I CALL A STRIKE.
(RINGING)
IT'S MY TOP
SECRET GADGET PHONE.
INSPECTOR GADGET HERE.
RIGHT CHIEF, ARE YOU AROUND?
IN HERE, GADGET HERE,
YOUR SECRET INSTRUCTIONS.
SUSPECT MAD PLOT AT ECCENTRIC
INVENTION CONVENTION.
HURRY TO
CONVENTION AND INVESTIGATE.
THIS MESSAGE
WILL SELF DESTRUCT.
GOT IT CHIEF.
(SIGH) HUH!?
WHY ME?
SORRY, WE HAVE TO
CUT THIS GAME SHORT,
KIDS.
I'VE GOT A SPECIAL ASSIGNMENT.
COME ALONG CAPMAN.
WE'D BETTER FOLLOW THEM BRAIN.
LOOKS LIKE TROUBLE.
A VERY
INTERESTING CONVENTION.
ANY ONE OF THESE
INVENTORS COULD BE A MAD
AGENT, BRAIN, STAY CLOSE TO
UNCLE GADGET WHILE I CHECK
AROUND.
THE GREAT INSPECTOR GADGET.
I'M HONORED THAT YOU WOULD
LOOK AT MY HUMBLE INVENTIONS.
VERY INTERESTING.
JUST WHAT DO ALL
THESE THINGS DO?
THAT ONE TURNS ALL THE LIGHTS
OUT WITHIN THREE BLOCKS.
AND WHAT DOES THIS DO?
THAT ONE FREEZES THINGS.
(SNICKER) I THINK
YOU'LL ENJOY THIS ONE.
ALLOW ME TO DEMONSTRATE.
GLADLY, MR. ER, UH
PROFESSOR DUMMKOPF'S THE NAME.
THIS IS MY ATOMIC
BATTERY CHARGER.
SHOULD DO WONDERS
FOR YOUR GADGETS,
INSPECTOR.
WELL, HOW DOES IT WORK?
JUST PUSH THE BUTTON THERE.
AHA!
BEAT IT, ROBOT DOG.
BEAT IT, ROBOT DOG.
THREE MORE TREATMENTS LEFT.
MY BATTERY SHOWS NO CHARGE,
BACK TO THE DRAWING
BOARD, PROFESSOR.
HMMM, IT DOES SEEM TO HAVE
STRETCHED MY CLOTHES A BIT.
WHEN WE GET HOME, I HAVE
TO GET THIS OUTFIT ALTERED.
CURSES!
HE LEFT BEFORE I COULD GIVE HIM
THE OTHER THREE TREATMENTS.
OH, BRAIN, WHA
HAPPENED TO YOU?
WHAT?
THE PROFESSOR? PROFESSOR
DUMMKOPF? SHOT UNCLE GADGE
WITH A REDUCING RAY!?
COME ON, NO TIME SO MUCH FOR
THE FALSE TIP ON MAD AGENTS!
THAT CONVENTION IS AS
SAFE AS THE GADGET VAN.
LET'S GO HOME.
OH NO, BRAIN!
WE'VE GOT TO HELP UNCLE
GADGET BEFORE HE DISAPPERS.
YES, YES, YES, NOW!
THIS CAR IS SURE ACTING FUNNY.
HOLD STILL GADGET.
OOOOH!
AH HAH.
I HAVE THE EMERGENCY BRAKE ON.
NO WONDER IT'S
BEEN ACTING STRANGE.
BRAIN, YOU KEEP AN
EYE ON UNCLE GADGET.
I'M GOING TO PROFESSOR
DUMMKOPF'S LAB AND
FIND AN ANTIDOTE.
I'll SHOOT HIM
WHEN HE COMES OUT.
NOW FOR A CHANGE OF CLOTHES.
COMING RIGHT UP, INSPECTOR.
TAKE YOUR PICK, MY INSPECTOR.
YES, BUT FIRST A NAP.
HMMM.
I DON'T REMEMBER THIS
BED BEING THIS LARGE.
OH WELL.
(YAWN) (SNORES)
SLEEP TIGHT.
THREE MORE AND YOU'RE
READY FOR THE MOUSE CAGE.
TWO TO GO.
PENNY:
BRAIN, COME IN BRAIN.
WHAT'S GOING ON?
THE PROFESSOR SHRUNK
UNCLE GADGET EVEN SMALLER?
OH, NO!
THE ANTIDOTE MUS
BE HERE SOMEWHERE.
OH NO!
I SHRANK!!!
I'VE GOT TO GET BACK TO MY
LAB AND GET THE ANTIDOTE.
THAT'S IT!
THE ANTIDOTE'S IN THE SAFE.
NOW, TO FIND THE COMBINATION.
SO, I HAVE COMPANY.
WELL, WHOEVER IT IS.
MY SHRINKING RAY GUN!
IT'S GONE!
I MUST'VE LOST I
AT GADGET'S HOUSE!
WOW!
THAT WAS CLOSE!
COME IN BRAIN.
PROFESSOR DUMMKOPF DROPPED
HIS RAY GUN IN THE YARD.
FIND IT AND HIDE IT.
ARF
THAT MUTT IS MORE
TROUBLE THAN HE'S WORTH
HEY! B R A I N!
SOME KID'S TOY GUN.
PTOOEY!
MUST BE SOME NEW GADGE
THAT MAKES HIM LOOK SMALLER.
I'll JUST TRIM THIS DOWN
TO FIT THE GREAT INSPECTOR.
(MUFFLED SNORE)
HMMM A GREAT NAP.
YEAH, BACK TO ACTION.
INSPECTOR GADGET IS
ALWAYS ON DUTY
OOPS!
WHAT!?
I MUST'VE BEEN CAPTURED I N MY
SLEEP AND BROUGHT TO THIS
MAD REPLICA OF MY HOUSE.
WOWSERS!
WHAT A BIG GADGET SUIT!
MAD MUST BE PLAYING
A DIRTY TRICK ON ME.
GO GO GADGET MINI SUIT!
GD, GO GADGET MINI
SHOES AND MINI HAT!
GO, GO GADGET HAND MIRROR!
YUP, IT'S ME, SO IT'S GO
TO BE AN OVERSIZED HOUSE.
A DASTARDLY MAD PLOT.
AH
UMPH.
AH, THE INSPECTOR
MUST BE TAKING A SHOWER.
WELL. I'll JUST TIDY UP.
DOWN TO THE LAUNDRY
ROOM WITH YOU.
WOWSERS!
HELP!
I'M IN A GIAN
MAD SUDS MACHINE!
HELP!
GO, GO GADGET ARMS
RUFF!?
AOOO, ARF, AOOOO (OH
NO, HELP, HELP)
THEY MUST HAVE STARTED THA
ROAD CONSTRUCTION AGAIN!
I ' M GOING TO HAVE TO
COMPLAIN ABOUT THE NOISE!
I WONDER WHAT'S TAKING
THE INSPECTOR SO LONG.
I WENT THROUGH A LOT OF
TROUBLE TO PREPARE THOSE
DIFFERENT SIZES.
FOR HIS NEW GADGET.
OH, INSPECTOR?!
OH GOSH!
WHAT HAPPENED?
INSPECTOR WHERE ARE YOU?
MAD CREATED A GIAN
CAPEMAN ROBOT!
BOY, THIS ROOM IS MESSY!
HMMM!?
IILL BE DARNED!
ONE OF PENNY'S TOYS IT'S THE
CLEVEREST INSPECTOR GADGE
DOLL I'VE EVER SEEN.
WHOA THERE NOW, YOU GO
BACK IN PENNY'S DOLL HOUSE.
LET ME OUT OF HERE
YOU MAD MONSTER!
WHOOAH!
WHAT A CLEVER DOLL!
WAIT'LL I TELL THE
INSPECTOR ABOUT THIS DOLL.
INSPECTOR GADGET!? HEY, HOLD IT!
TAKE THAT DUMB TOY OUTSIDE!
DUMMKOPF:
YOU! DOG!
GIMME THAT TOY!
ARFF!
LOOK WHAT YOU'VE DONE.
BRAIN, COME IN, BRAIN.
CAN YOU HEAR ME?
ARFF!
I FOUND THE ANTIDOTE!
HOW'D YOU DO?
ARFF!
GOOD, YOU'VE GOT THE RAY GUN.
I'll CONTACT CHIEF
QUIMBY AND BE RIGHT THERE.
ARFF!
CAPEMAN:
BRAIN!
ENOUGH IS ENOUGH.
HERE, GIVE ME THAT SILLY TOY.
OH NO!
THIS IS TERRIBLE.
I'M NOT THE MAN I USED TO BE.
I MUST GET THE RAY GUN
BACK AND RETURN TO THE LAB!
WHAT'S WITH BRAIN
AND THESE TOYS?
INTO PENNY'S
DOLLHOUSE, YOU GO!
WOWSERS!
THERE'S THA
GIANT ROBOT AGAIN!
GO, GO GADGET LEGS.
WILL YOU LOOK A
THAT LITTLE TOY!
I WOULDN'T MIND ONE, MYSELF!
COME BACK TO UNCLE
CAPEMAN, LITTLE GADGET TOY!
I MUST GET MY RAY GUN BEFORE I
GET STEPPED ON BY THAT CLOD
OF A CAPEMAN.
WOW!
GO GO GADGET COPTER!
WOWEEEEE
ARF/OOMPH
I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU TO
STAY OUT OF THIS HOUSE.
NOW GET!
HEY! WAIT!
HOLD IT!
WHOA!
(SIGH)
WOWSERS!
A GAINT BRAIN ROBO
ARF!?
GADGET!
THIS IS TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE!
HA, HA, HA
BOW! WOW!
WHOA!AHA!
WOWSERS!
WOWSERS!
MY CAR!
AT LAST, LUCK IS ON MY SIDE!
NOW TO GET OUT OF
THIS MAD MAD HOUSE!
WOWSERS, AGAIN.
IT'S THAT ROBOT.
WOWSERS!
OH GOSH!
ROAR!
I GOTTA GET OUT OF HERE!
I'll USE THAT TOY AND
BID FAREWELL TO THIS PLACE!
HMM
OH NO!
YIKES!
OH! SOMETHING'S
WRONG WITH THE CAR.
I'D BETTER CHECK IT OUT!
WOWSERS!
AHHH.
ROWR!
BRAIN!!
THIS TIME YOU'VE GONE TOO FAR!
BOW, WOW, WOW,
WOW, WOW, WOW
IT'S PROBABLY BROKEN ANYHOW!
WOWSERS!
WHAT A CANNON!
BETTER REPORT TO THE CHIEF!
WOW!
BOW WOW WOW WOW WOW!
I'll TELL THE
INSPECTOR ABOUT YOU LATER.
(WHIMPERING SOUNDS)
BRAIN!! WHAT HAPPENED?
BOW!
HOW DID I GET TO
THE CITY DUMP?
CAPEMAN!
HI PENNY, WELCOME HOME.
NO
WOWSERS!
GO, GO GADGET HANDS!
WOOOO (GROANING)
UNCLE GADGET!?
WOWSERS!
A HUGE PENNY ROBOT!
I BROUGHT THE ANTIDOTE!
TAKE THIS, UNCLE GADGET.
GEE BOSS, WHERE'VE YOU BEEN?
WHEN DID I GET HOME
FROM THE JUNK YARD?
GADGET, YOU YOU I'll
GET EVEN NEXT TIME!
CHEIF:
GADGET!!
AH CHIEF, GOOD TO SEE YOU!
DR. DUMMKOPF'S RAY GUN.
HOW DID YOU DO IT, GADGET?
IT'S A LONG STORY
CHIEF, BUT IF YOU WANT,
I KNOW A WAY TO MAKE
I T A LITTLE SHORTER!
GADGET!
CHIEF, WHERE ARE YOU?
RETURN ME TO
NORMAL OR YOU'RE FIRED!
CHIEF, CHIEF?
TEE, HEE, HEE
TEE, HEE, HEE
(PANTING HAPPILY)
PETS ARE A LOT LIKE PEOPLE.
THEY APPRECIATE THEIR FOOD
FRESH, AND IN A CLEAN BOWL!
EXCELLENT TIP, PENNY, AND BE
SURE TO CLEAN UP AFTER YOUR
PET IS FINISHED EATING.
BUT, UNCLE GADGET, BRAIN
WASN'T FINISHED AND WE
SHOULD NEVER DISTURB A
PET WHILE IT'S EATING!
AND IT'S NOT TOO GOOD FOR THE
TRASH COMPACTOR EITHER!
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